“I’m an evolved dragon”... lmao alright calm down Charizard

@mkprocter882

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha quality C R 😂👌

@Dan-ky5es

4 жыл бұрын

More like a lizard in comparison lol

@sorakatie1661

4 жыл бұрын

i’m dead😂😂

@Walsallfan

4 жыл бұрын

A man said charizard uno😂😭😂

@happyhedgehog6450

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha I enjoyed that one.

This guy 100% percent has ‘entrepreneur’ in his Instagram bio and uses this 📈 emoji

@johanpersson393

4 жыл бұрын

so double % or

@josh2570

4 жыл бұрын

Probably captions his pics with quotes from Alan Sugar

@Welshy

4 жыл бұрын

@@emmadoherty5623 no, they still have to accept you, i will tell you that hes bought all his followers tho, otherwise 24 likes on page with almost 100k followers is pretty shite

@serkoz9970

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle Terry exactly like bro stfu with ur dead air pods

@emmadoherty5623

4 жыл бұрын

Welshy there’s ppl w 2,000 followers who r verified like (I’m not an expert like so don’t quote me 😂) it’s doesn’t really matter yes they have to accept you but they just need proof of ID

He is seriously asking the dragons if they ever met someone who wanted to be financially independent. Just amazing.

@xJDMWaRRi0Rx

Жыл бұрын

@Euron Greyjoy it pays off when it’s the good coke

@bluesandman7566

Жыл бұрын

I'm starting to think this guy never watched Dragons' Den or something.

@Brian-om2hh

Жыл бұрын

Yes, isn't it?

@777jimothy

Жыл бұрын

He's asking them if they've ever met someone rich 😂

@I_am_a_cat_

10 ай бұрын

Yeah that really blew me away lmao. He thinks he's so special, it's sad.

I love when an entrepreneur goes totally off the rails and Peter looks shocked/offended, Touker looks absolutely baffled and Deborah looks suicidal

@akanshasaikia

11 ай бұрын

be original bro! so many times i've seen this comment lol

@6-dpegasus425

4 ай бұрын

​@akanshasaikia some comments are just people sharing their thoughts

@benbastianiartmusic1421

3 ай бұрын

​@akanshasaikia yeah I originally wrote the comment on the 'Eggsactly' pitch video and people keep copying it

@GameslordXY

Ай бұрын

​@@benbastianiartmusic1421 You left your mark upon the world already. Well done friend. Well done🦾

"My girlfriend and future fiancée..." "Has she agreed to that?" "Yeah, I've got the certificate right here...."

@AltinaClarke

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! 😂

@daniellong5101

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaahahahhahahaha one of the best comments I’ve ever seen on KZread 😂

@JarelAhmed

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 too many unique comments about this show I'm loving it.

@CB-xr1eg

4 жыл бұрын

That might be quite funny, IF it was what he actually said...😐

@SamCliffeMusic

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 written by him and signed by her at gun point

Dude definitely worked for a pyramid scheme before this.

@LOL10060

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I wouldn’t be surprised With his overly positive attitude and the way he was talking

@honzapetrek2661

3 жыл бұрын

@Judgement A Come Do you have some link to that?

@Jim-so3zm

3 жыл бұрын

@@honzapetrek2661 Check Companies House

@arterra61

3 жыл бұрын

This was my first tought when i saw him in my head i said "this men about to pitch a MLM to these millioners"

@bastje

3 жыл бұрын

Wow.. That absolutely could be

*This guy:* "I didn't have a wash for 4 days." *Average programmer:* " You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers."

@cidhighwind8590

6 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

He's the type of person who would turn up at an interview to be an airline pilot when he couldn't actually fly a plane, but is confident he could.

@lisetravis

Жыл бұрын

They wouldn't even give me a chance to prove myself!

@samjohns3227

10 ай бұрын

Exactly, he'd still be using a bike with stabilisers whilst suggesting he gets a pilots license!

@davidgraham8058

9 ай бұрын

He’s very Trump😂

@Kazokaslt

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@mtadc1545

8 ай бұрын

Deborah: “ok, do you have a commercial pilots license?” Marco: “yeah I do” Deborah: “show it to me” Marco: “here” Deborah: “This is a letter that just says you enrolled at a flight school” 😒 Marco: 🥴

Me: I got into Harvard, I have papers!! Deb: Where is it? Me: Gives a 'thank you for your application' letter instead

@averroes238

4 жыл бұрын

You can show a edx harvard certificate

@pdmore123

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@jay-

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha!!!!

@jasontownsend9460

3 жыл бұрын

“But my dad said I was in Harvard”

@siyabongatshabalala9710

3 жыл бұрын

You said it best!

He's the type of guy that owns an iPhone and claims he's in business with Apple

@ArchiProcess

2 жыл бұрын

@MathematicalPhysics Lets see the contract then... "well I will just watched... actually I just remembered because I'm a long time customer/shareholder they put me as a VIP, that means I'm levels above anyone else cause I slept in a car for 6 months see... and what happened is apple was going to send me a limited edition contract 24 carrot plated on edges of paper and everything and they send me a letter saying the unit that held the contract blew up... so no evidence of proof but I am in business with them yeah!"

@papnlilly

2 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏🤣

@littlemiss_sunshine6945

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@realPromotememedia

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a very witty comment But too harsh and not accurate; he’s selling 5000 meals a week from nothing. That’s not a false claiming billy bullshitter. Mind you I wouldn’t invest in him.

@ya00007

2 жыл бұрын

R K More like a janitor at a Apple store! I can imagine him saying "I work at Apple in their environmental hygiene dept" That sounds really fascinating, so what does your role entail? "Mopping floors".

Deborah looked like she was experiencing a crisis, like her mind was melting away the more he answered her. She’s my favorite.

@707tich

Жыл бұрын

I was experiencing it with her too

@RyanBlackhawke

Жыл бұрын

It's a bad look when you keep interrupting a Dragon from which you are asking for a lot of money. I wouldn't work for this guy if he was the only person hiring in the entire world.

@slopernafti902

Жыл бұрын

It's spelled "favourite", school shooter.

@austinmc12

7 ай бұрын

I LOVE DEBORAH😭 she the best

@graemeyetts3465

2 ай бұрын

"They feared me" No they were more likely scared for you😂

"I'm an evolved dragon. They feared ma dom-i-noonce..." Oh shut up, you pillock. LOL

"We'll meet again" "They feared me" "I'm an evolved dragon" Every narcissist ever.

@troytaylor5746

4 жыл бұрын

“Evolved dragon” lol

@bird718

4 жыл бұрын

the guys a riot

@lauradeller975

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Robert-fc9xz

4 жыл бұрын

He's a charizard while they are still just charmanders

@AsiaDanceScene

4 жыл бұрын

You may be dragon awesome, but I'm evolved dragon awesome!

This guy definitely says “go big or go home” at least twice a day.

@VamLoveAndKisses

4 жыл бұрын

Then sniffs 4 lines of coke

@metalphobos3632

4 жыл бұрын

@@VamLoveAndKisses lolol. While hangin out with the cast of Jersey shore.

@TomDavias

4 жыл бұрын

He's going back to his car?

@aworldofpureimagination914

4 жыл бұрын

He says it while sitting at home.

@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii4222

4 жыл бұрын

While going home.

The fact he talked trash about them after he left but said nothing in there says a lot about him

He’s so aggressive. I wouldn’t invest in him at all. Can just imagine board room meeting with a control freak who licks work tops.

@kevinprior3549

7 ай бұрын

See I think he is misunderstood. I can see good in him.

@6-dpegasus425

4 ай бұрын

​@@kevinprior3549i agree, but hes too unwilling to compromise and like op said, would be painful to work with

@NoxAtlas

4 ай бұрын

​@6-dpegasus425 Yep, there's a huge risk having to work with such a guy. Such an uncompromising and stubborn attitude can effectively ruin a company if he's in the wrong and refuses to accept any advice.

@dairymilkbaraddict90

Ай бұрын

​​​@@kevinprior3549he's got a massive superiority complex lmao he'd be a nightmare

“I didn’t wash in four days” sorry is that meant to impress me.

@scottishgal8940

4 жыл бұрын

He could have used a public gym to shower haha

@zed3063

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas Gannon Not you, the dragons

@spookymcfakename

4 жыл бұрын

Zed Hurrrr dduurrr

@nish3603

4 жыл бұрын

That’s not even a lot

@Sam-qh1sh

4 жыл бұрын

Big deal! I do that on the regular

"I"m a businessman. I'm ill-tempered, I lie and I don't read my mail. My daddy does but he doesn't tell me what's in it. Gimme money."

@hughjanus8908

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!! Couldn’t have worded it better myself lol

@hughjanus8908

4 жыл бұрын

I found oil You found oil? Yea I’m going to make it rich now and will be a billionaire in no time! Where did you discover this oil? In a can at a BP garage in Birmingham

@sushimamba4281

4 жыл бұрын

He just seems like the kind of guy who would run strip clubs.

@BJJPaulos74

4 жыл бұрын

Literally a summary of the pitch, bravo. LOL.

@elizabethevenson6110

4 жыл бұрын

@@sushimamba4281 yeah, and i bet a bunch of the dancers who worked at the clubs he at least theoretically ran would be NOPE on investing with him. (you *can* run a strip club without massively exploiting the dancers, but this dude just comes across like "stage fee + fines for petty stuff + taking a way higher share of tips than area standard" at the very least and maybe worse than that.)

I like how he says “pacifically” instead of “specifically”

“I’ve suffered a lot, I didn’t have a wash for 4 days because I was THAT busy”. 😂😂😂

@cold485

2 ай бұрын

Bro😂😂😂four days 😂😂😂

@dairymilkbaraddict90

2 ай бұрын

Imagine flexing about that 😂. Also homeless people wash in gym bathrooms and stuff ffs

This is what happens when you combine a BTEC in business studies and an ego.

@elleJay-mb4yn

4 жыл бұрын

Ghost Toast 🤣😩💀

@ch3rrikiss

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-3dfhdha24

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@whypengy-150

4 жыл бұрын

This man got an 90 million offer for his business

@m.i.5381

4 жыл бұрын

OMG THAT IS SO ABSOLUTELY TRUE. 😂👏👏👏

“I didn’t bathe for days.....I slept in my car.....I licked the desk.” This guy has a weird way of selling himself.

@ianbennett1491

4 жыл бұрын

He couldn't sell a black Cat to a witch.Get back to the strip Club.

@bobobsen

4 жыл бұрын

weird flex but ok

@glennross85

4 жыл бұрын

@@bobobsen weird misuse of meme ,but ok...

@bobobsen

4 жыл бұрын

@@glennross85 weird understanding of what I meant, but ok...

@glennross85

4 жыл бұрын

@@bobobsen you ok boomer?

Update on this guy! Pro Gains folded in 2017 and now he's a sales director at Seeds of Need. But here's the best part, from an article dated 2017: "An entrepreneur who was rejected by Dragons' Den and claims he 'turned down a £90 million offer for his company' because he believed it was worth £1 billion has had to sell his car and home to keep it afloat."

@henriettagoldsmith5056

Жыл бұрын

Really 😮😲😳😮😲😳😮😲😳

@co_7523

Жыл бұрын

😮

@threethrushes

11 ай бұрын

I'm surprised, quite frankly. He seemed to have a lot of gumption.

@mo_munir3474

11 ай бұрын

​@threethrushes Apparently his appearance on dragons den did some serious damage. His customers didn't like his attitude.

@samjohns3227

10 ай бұрын

Thanks for the update, he is the sort of person that doesn't listen properly to sound advice so I'm not surprised, he is far too arrogant and conceited to make a business work long term so that it generates a value of 1 billion!! I think Peter offered him 2 million (hypothetically) which he turned down, that's probably the '90 million' he is referring to!!!

It takes a big man to humble himself and ask lesser evolutions for help. Props to this man!

@6-dpegasus425

4 ай бұрын

😂😂

"You don't own Pro Grains" "Pro Gains" "Whichever, you don't own it" Savage

@johnnyace2287

3 жыл бұрын

😁😁😁

@Smithjones12

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyace2287 couldn't BS his way through this one.

@SoSo-li6dn

2 жыл бұрын

he should have just been like "let me write that down!"

@FumetsuGolf

2 жыл бұрын

Bodied by Deborah Meaden.

@christosververakis3861

2 жыл бұрын

no what's savage is that he corrected her, not the other way around, the only reason she threw that "whichever" comment is cause she got butt hurt lol

He said pacifically instead of specifically. For that reason, I’m out.

@kezzaliciousbabii

4 жыл бұрын

I can't honestly explain to you how annoying it is when people do not pronounce that word correctly!

@Rhh26

4 жыл бұрын

As soon as i heard it i looked in the comments.

@sugar4522

4 жыл бұрын

Have you never sailed the specific ocean 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

@edwardsmith1969

4 жыл бұрын

Stupid Chlo 😂😂😂

@sircliff323

4 жыл бұрын

lol

Can you imagine how relieved everyone in his class was to see him go?

This is every motivational quote and life coach school condensed into a sentient human being

@bjvu9460

8 күн бұрын

He is what they call a do-er . Its not that he is arrogant but his personality is that way and he will be a great sales man if he works for someone else

This guy: I'm a control freak. Also this guy: I haven't even looked at the patent because my dad did it all for me

@Smithjones12

3 жыл бұрын

Scapegoat, he didn't check the paperwork so blame someone else.

@scottiemcgee3838

3 жыл бұрын

Trademark, but yeah.

@ENZOxDV9

3 жыл бұрын

He knew it wasn't trademarked but tried to bullshit his way through. Deborah always asks for the patents though.

@policewitness5181

3 жыл бұрын

He's probably illiterate. He certainly comes across as someone who couldn't read a bake bean tin, let alone a letter.

@rohielshah1779

3 жыл бұрын

He really threw his dad under the bus on national tv. Tells you everything about the guy.

I choked on my water when he said “they fear my dominance” and then followed that up with _”I’m an evolved dragon”_ Lmaooo bro sometimes you just gotta stop

@commanderdon4300

4 жыл бұрын

When he said that I shouted out "he's a Charazard!!" lol

@meganrobinson1179

4 жыл бұрын

Same here 😂

@erepsekahs

4 жыл бұрын

He's a scream.

@EmbraceMascullinity

4 жыл бұрын

Skyler Gray cancer lol

@L3ON360Z

4 жыл бұрын

They fear his ASMR food eating kzread.info

Debra was so kind and respectful to him despite his dreadful pitch. It would have been so easy for her to really belittle him, but she didn't.

When he handed Deborah a single printed out on his home printer A4 sheet 😂😂😂

This guy sounds like he doesn't take no for an answer in a dangerous way

@rcola6235

3 жыл бұрын

yeah well, he must be an arab of muslim background. notice, that he preferred to argue with a woman.

@clublulu399

3 жыл бұрын

Jenny : Im out. Guy: Are you sure about that?

@montanas4174

3 жыл бұрын

@@rcola6235 he actually English.

@danny-rd6yh

3 жыл бұрын

R Cola he’s white not arab u racist

@kirbyhatesincels917

3 жыл бұрын

@@rcola6235 He was probably boiling with rage at the fact that the two women in front of him had more power, money and authority than him, lmao.

This guy definitely owns a 2004 white convertible Bmw M3.

@peach2832

4 жыл бұрын

SuperDougie89 cant forget the black alloys too

@msblessed8568

4 жыл бұрын

With tints & a private plate that says......... ???? lool

@amandas3252

4 жыл бұрын

SuperDougie89 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sinista6536

4 жыл бұрын

SuperDougie89 Nah, he owns a 1 series diesel but he’s debadged it and put fake eBay M sport badges on it

@crackedonacid4756

4 жыл бұрын

He actually got offered £90 million for his business

for anyone wondering, he had to liquidate the company in and around 2018 after sales dried up and couldn't afford to pay staff and company debts etc.

@samjohns3227

10 ай бұрын

Someone else mentioned he had to sell his car and home!

Binging these dragons den episodes plus reading the comments afterwards is pure gold

@jaycuthbert245

Жыл бұрын

After? I do it during its hilarious lol

@dianneboylan

Жыл бұрын

Love dragons den, hooked

This guy definitely has an alarm that says “rise and grind”

@dogheart_ii9301

4 жыл бұрын

This guy's favourite sound is his alarm

@abirdkilledmeh

4 жыл бұрын

I said that too! Kody ko, right?

@joliecollier7937

4 жыл бұрын

abirdkilledmeh the pain asmr alarm ahaha

@AnarchistMetalhead

4 жыл бұрын

Listen to the first few lines of Maniak by Dagoba that is basically him, in message, style and title

@lucasemerimmarques9355

4 жыл бұрын

That lad is watching way too many motivational videos

Why does this fella constantly look like he's about to burst into tears? He probably went and punched a hole in a wall after this

@domedwards5256

4 жыл бұрын

steroids

@jprice1928

4 жыл бұрын

He def cried in the car after this

@darraghgregory1269

4 жыл бұрын

Cocaine

@rainbowtoesocks

4 жыл бұрын

Look at the size of his pupils, probably coke or mkat

@supernaturalarch666

4 жыл бұрын

Spotty Dread i think he just punched a hole in the space and time continuum 😂

*I swear this guy totally entertained me for 13 minutes straight.*

jesus... can only imagine how wonderful it would be working for Marco

@georgesaddington1274

Жыл бұрын

He'd punch you in the face if you put one ice cube too many in a customer's drink 😂😂

This guy is the typical person who wants to prove he's an alpha. That's called inferiority complex.

@Dbjjr26

4 жыл бұрын

Could be true

@misterJ420

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@joeevans6927

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly! He comes off looking and sounding like he gets permission from his girlfriends boyfriend to have a piss.

@BJJPaulos74

4 жыл бұрын

LOL true, he stunk of beta male the moment he started speaking. Trying far too hard to prove he's someone because he's sold a few snacks when that isn't his objective when looking for an investment in his startup. Also, the Aya Napa bit gave it away & don't get me started on that they're scared of me, evolved dragon thing, dude is straight-up restraining order tackle >)

@DDuMas

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, a fake alpha. A real alpha just is, they don't have to act it and people just like them and gravitate to them, which is why they're an alpha, a leader. A fake alpha throws their weight around and acts the bully.

The fact that a guy calls himself a 'control freak' but didn't check the patents before coming on tv is hilarious.

@davidjames579

2 жыл бұрын

Cos his Dad told him it was okay.

@javis88h

2 жыл бұрын

"I am Vincent Adultman I do Business things."

@Lazurath101

2 жыл бұрын

He could’ve also been lying

@Robert-Downey-Syndrome

2 жыл бұрын

In his words... The company makes money, not the trademark. 😄 haha

@MrAswinrichard

2 жыл бұрын

If he haven't changed the name of his company, he would have lost a lot. Maybe he had to pay some fortune from the earnings for using a trademark that wasn't his. Arrogant too the core

"I'll be honest with you, I didn't even look at it" 😂

So, he's s control freak running around screaming and licking everything like the desk?😳.....whoa. When he told Peter...."we'll meet again"......that gave me chills. Peter better have upped his security detail.

“We’ll meet again” *files restraining order*

@ethank6311

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a borderline threat xD

@gareth14111984

4 жыл бұрын

I heard "in the carpark later" when he said it lol

@elizabethevenson6110

4 жыл бұрын

financially and verbally abused DV survivor. i want to tell his gf to run like hell and for sure do not get her finances mixed in with his, marry him, or have a kid/acquire a pet with him if she's not up to that point yet.

@elguitarTom

4 жыл бұрын

lmao xD

@bunnywabbit

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethevenson6110 wouldn't it be cruel to take away everything someone else has to strive for?

“We’ll meet again” Yeh when you’re delivering his Chinese.

@gc9525

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@princeprince6314

4 жыл бұрын

Lol more like you be delivering this guys Chinese in your micra

@TheAuroraGalore

4 жыл бұрын

Umm this company is now valued at 100 mil so I mean eat your words 🤷🏻‍♀️

@princeprince6314

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAuroraGalore lol how do u know that

@TheAuroraGalore

4 жыл бұрын

@@princeprince6314 do like a 2 min google search!

Googled it and seems the companies not running anymore and he had to at one point sell his house and car to keep it running. And now he works in sales

“It’s not trademarked, is it” *BOOM* *quick zoom in* I’m dead, that was absolutely hilarious.

“I haven’t washed in 4 days” 10 minutes later “I licked the desk”

@myfairlahey5738

4 жыл бұрын

they already knew that - they could smell him from across the room

@giorgig4828

4 жыл бұрын

@@myfairlahey5738 nah he probably sprays on half a bottle of cologne every morning

@MrJoshua1875

4 жыл бұрын

@@giorgig4828 stolen cologne

@volundrfrey896

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrJoshua1875 Stolen counterfeit cologne.

@cortez1359

4 жыл бұрын

@@volundrfrey896 lol thought the same thing

This guy was made for The Apprentice 😂

@O789ful

4 жыл бұрын

Muna Hassan only to get fired by Lord Sugar

@marisection2338

4 жыл бұрын

Muna Hassan big facts

@LennyAliyah

4 жыл бұрын

He would probably fire Lord sugar 😂

@MrJamberee

4 жыл бұрын

He wouldn’t last one show. He’s a clown.

@seanocansey2956

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😭

They should make a series where Deborah do investigations like CSI but in businesses.

Deborah was so respectful about everything. They all were.

This guy didnt wash for four days because hes so busy, but he handles food? Ew

@davidmg1925

4 жыл бұрын

haha nice one

@hasanqadan6079

4 жыл бұрын

Danny Butler that’s what I was thinking

@marksmales2204

4 жыл бұрын

I know right! Health & Safety!.

@sexyhomeowner9345

4 жыл бұрын

As long as his hands were clean and he was in whites then it is not really a problem.

@DanteVaccino

4 жыл бұрын

@Redblade Kind of unsettling really 🤢

Random Dragons Den clips appeared in my recommendations, and now I'm binge watching them 😂

@StoopidMonkeysMomma

4 жыл бұрын

Same here lol

@lacari0805

4 жыл бұрын

Majin Bluu **insert James Franco “first time” being hanged meme**

@aimeethorning

4 жыл бұрын

HAh same!

@shazmartina9797

4 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@mangolian3773

4 жыл бұрын

Same and I'm loving it 😆

Nice to know that this company will cater to my Pacific needs. Been needing a new skim board for a long time.

@fulhamtarts7318

Жыл бұрын

hahahah

The camera zooms and panning to the panel makes this ten times better.

Some of my favorite quotes: - I'm an evolved dragon. - Every Tom, Dick and Harry. - I licked the desk.

@atlasflame5815

4 жыл бұрын

"They feared me. They feared my dominance."

@danielrichardbond

4 жыл бұрын

“Pacifically”

@GaryLivesey1602

4 жыл бұрын

"Trademark" is my favourite.

Imagine this guy talking to Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares with this attitude. He would have been ripped apart alive.

@tomschmidt5022

4 жыл бұрын

I would pay good money for a front row seat to that fight hehe

@Kay14911

4 жыл бұрын

I would love to see that😁😁😁

@kenjamin1439

4 жыл бұрын

I would invest all my money in him to run a restaurant just so I could see that happen lol

@TuanJinnNguyen

4 жыл бұрын

Or go to Shark Tank US...

@godsrighteousness5003

4 жыл бұрын

Yes he should've pitched this, haha

I was waiting for them to call security. This guy is way too intense for my comfort.

This is by far the best episode .....when Marco says i licked the desk to show my staff how clean it should be.....😂

This guy is scary. He's completely lost track with reality.

@dzehliono8320

4 жыл бұрын

geoff N he’s not scary. He’s just hard to look at

@FunkSoulBrother7

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine working with this guy.

@lottie5853

4 жыл бұрын

He made millions though , company was brought of him for 90 million

@petalespue

4 жыл бұрын

@@lottie5853 no it wasn't, all the papers said he "turned down" 90 million and is now driving his gf's car

@ChaceBonanno

4 жыл бұрын

He's got sales though

I think he's been watching too many motivational videos on KZread.

@TVkeyse

4 жыл бұрын

khulafa e rashideen 😂😂

@Whoami1645

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@tangoz811

4 жыл бұрын

8 think its the effect of the progains he ate before going in

@amberlance3221

4 жыл бұрын

"Just DO IT!"

@ramothegreat2583

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I said 😂

How can u work a 38hr shift if theres only 24hrs in a day 😂🤦🏽

@bjvu9460

8 күн бұрын

38 hrs straight . Come on now, use your brain. Time doesnt stop at 24 hours but does continue if you work or not. I was in the military and doing 36 hours straight was not uncommon or 3 days with 4 hours sleep so he is correct if he worked 38 hours straight. I have seen people on cocaine be awake for 5 days straight which is not good but I have witnessed it first hand. The most I have done working straight is a bit over 54 hours

I love Deborah’s honesty in every episode!

The piece of paper just said "ProGains trademarked by Marco" in crayon.

@babydolphin2423

4 жыл бұрын

Scrubworks 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@pault8470

4 жыл бұрын

Scrubworks 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@uhzc1

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thandiwemthethwa6285

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Pur3knight56

4 жыл бұрын

ProGrains*

I don't trust anyone who uses the word, pacifically, instead of specifically.

@DaevorTheDevoted

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't mean the ocean?

@funnyluckyducky1960

3 жыл бұрын

Specific ocean

@roxiesworldoffun2135

3 жыл бұрын

Who's ak sing 🤣😂🤣😂

@caseylayton4898

3 жыл бұрын

@WhatTheHell AmIDoingWithMyLife lmao you really thought this was necessary to type out? Don't do speed and try to post KZread comments people. Lol

@bigshanemoment1574

3 жыл бұрын

@@caseylayton4898 he's only trying to help someone out, what's wrong with that?

This is probably the 100th time I'm watching this episode. I'll come back again and watch it whenever I need to be entertained 😂

@Kazokaslt

8 ай бұрын

Imagine I am watching this first time and I can emphasise how blessed I am ❤😂

@frankmcgonagle6143

8 ай бұрын

@@Kazokaslt 😂😂😂

“I’m an evolved dragon. It’s a powerful mindset that I’ve got, knowing that I’m an evolution of what they are” That was probably the greatest and most ridiculous statement I’ve ever heard in the Den 😂😂

@giantboop5189

Жыл бұрын

Marco was on the Andrew Tate mindset before it was popular

Sounded like a primary school kid giving a presentation to his class

@uthred69

4 жыл бұрын

yeah his explaination is actually horrible. maybe mixed his words but yeah very muddled

@nuck-

4 жыл бұрын

He definitely has the brain of a child... What a mess that pitch was...

@robertblack3867

4 жыл бұрын

@@uthred69 yeah and so is explaination

@abdur3662

4 жыл бұрын

@@nuck- how does he have the brain of a child? Cause of confidence, dedication, and commitment to succeed more than the average person?

@dave101t

4 жыл бұрын

@@uthred69 he wasn't as 'pacific' as he could 'ov' been.

this guy must stop listening to motivational speakers, and start being technical about entrepreneurship

@ibrahimsankoh7509

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@lucyw.7597

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely! He's one of those salesman types who stands in front of the mirror every morning doing affirmations on how great he is!

@MarufHossain-ft5iv

Жыл бұрын

Saw in news he is worth 90 million. His business succeeded.

@TBEASTchannel

Жыл бұрын

@@MarufHossain-ft5iv I’ve just checked and it’s incorrect, he was offered £90million but he turned it down, he had to sell his car & home to stay afloat, it’s proper sad & hope he bounces back 😞

@shutupntakemymoni

Жыл бұрын

@@TBEASTchannel Wouldn't be surprise if he pulled that "90 million deal" bs out of his rear though. So many red flags about his claims.

BRO SAID IM A EVOLVED DRAGON I CANT 😭

"I haven't had a wash for four days." Ah, the perfect way to approach every life-changing investment.

Just because you didn’t shower for 4 days because you were “busy” doesn’t make you an entrepreneur, that makes you nasty lol

@ddd2ify

3 жыл бұрын

I used to do this out of lazyness...

@rking6247

3 жыл бұрын

@@ddd2ify I still do it out of lazyness......

@alexiyahxoxo1377

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I wash myself at least once everyday and have to shower every day I feel disgusting if I don’t

@a-k9161

3 жыл бұрын

He did that because he was homeless and he had nowhere to shower himself. In other words we have no choice.

@taniaABal

3 жыл бұрын

If he had said: "I didn't shower for 4 days because I was living in my car" I would have felt something for him but he just sounds lazy and nasty tbh

"I licked the desk" I think he was trying to make sure that last little bit of cocaine scraped on the desk didn't go to waste.

@TheMissKizmet

4 жыл бұрын

JamesTavRule 😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😂😂😂

@grantswan8525

4 жыл бұрын

think he is mentally ill

@paulhope3401

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking 'total cokehead' as well... interesting that you got that exact same vibe.

@stevenrose819

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like he may be on a bit of comedown like I was thinking that

@StephanBranczyk

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulhope3401, I was thinking steroids myself. It could be a combination of both coke and steroids.

So, his father handled some of the paperwork. I wonder how much daddy helps this evolved dragon.

I did not think for one second that I would be soo entertained from this show🤣

Marco: Me and my gf Debra: Does she know that? Marco: She does yea I've got the Trademark for her

@hamedamini2519

4 жыл бұрын

witty d 😂😂😂😂

@Brickcellent

4 жыл бұрын

You literally just copied someone elses comment...

@andreapasqua8639

4 жыл бұрын

He probably marked her alright. In a furry role play sense.

@MindSetReset

4 жыл бұрын

🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lutfur12345

4 жыл бұрын

@@Brickcellent it's alright they've got this comment trademarked

This guy has got the strongest pokerface i've ever seen. He's told a 13 minute long joke and kept a dead straight face the entire time.

@SerErryk

2 жыл бұрын

I like your joke but I was thinking the opposite - he wears "scumbag" on his forehead. Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover.

@yeh.80

2 жыл бұрын

He's just a straight narcissist

@edinsimic9867

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@layceeb6695

2 жыл бұрын

The worst part is he was fully serious

@fionnbharrduffy1005

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone else suspect money laundering? 🤣🤣

I was starting to get a headache from watching this one, but felt better immediately after I started hearing the "I'm out's"

"They feared my dominance...im a bigger dragon...." Oh mai...over the topppp

When Deborah gets her hands on some legal stuff… You know some drama is about to go down. She’s so meticulous, nothing slips through the cracks with her

@orlovsskibet

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was a serious legal master class to see Deb's read a letter.

@ch4z_bucks

2 жыл бұрын

She reminds me of my nan in so many ways, mannerisms included. The amount of times I've seen her looking over documents meticulously flipping page after page, highlighting, underlining and reading everything. The similarities, at least to me, are uncanny.

@AbhishekSanyalTGV

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it was written very clearly at the top. You and I could have done this as well.

@danrgn5078

2 жыл бұрын

@@AbhishekSanyalTGV as they say nowadays “you must be fun at parties”

@AbhishekSanyalTGV

2 жыл бұрын

@@danrgn5078 Hey, at least I said that you could do it too :D

This guy looks like 75% of the kids that bullied me in high school Edit: oh my days, please stop making this about race, Jesus feck

@kekistanihelpdesk8508

4 жыл бұрын

Did they bully you because of your annoying use of percentages?

@yeahno4545

4 жыл бұрын

@@kekistanihelpdesk8508 100%

@yournanontoast6180

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah No awwwww bless you ❤️

@bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah No Sounds like it too

@da4127

4 жыл бұрын

To me looks more like the bullied guy, specially if he is such a control freak and talks so weirdly. Were your bullies really this socially unfit? You must be very weak to let someone like this bully you.

Call centre manager gone insane.

I work in tech sales, and its exactly these kinds of guys - loud, brash and obnoxious - that are revered and respected. Why? "Because he's not afraid to be speaking his mind." We need to stop idolizing dicks.

Licking that desk in his kitchen was what started Coronavirus.

@hippopotomonstrosesquipped8362

3 жыл бұрын

In the UK yeah.

@mohammadibnyaqub

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Landie_Man

3 жыл бұрын

Defo didn’t age well the desk licking comment.

@Gedagnors

3 жыл бұрын

With the little help of chinese investors.

@Chris-qo4rt

2 жыл бұрын

Whatever

Update. Business was liquidated sometime in 2018. The owner is a joke.

@nekomochi486

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god lol

@seanjosephhayes

4 жыл бұрын

Is that actually true? Or you just joking around? Haha

@paulanthony5274

4 жыл бұрын

Is that true mo or you just jesting brother

@fredstaples3937

4 жыл бұрын

www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/dragons-den-reject-worth-90m-13806991 Arrogant.

@manticorephoenix

4 жыл бұрын

@@fredstaples3937 that article is hard to read, he just stacks more lies onto lies with it, "oh I'm glad they didn't accept my offer cause I'm doing much better without them" or "I'm glad I didn't accept the 90 million offer as I think it's worth more but I wish I had a tenth of that about now" yeah I bet you would after you sold your houses and car and have to drive your girlfriend's (not fiancee or wife) car

He has grandiose ideas. Scary how he stated, we'll meet again. If I was every person on that show,I would get a restraining order. Something doesn't sit right with me about him.

The confidence with which he used the 'word' "pacifically" at 2:11 had me.

I bet the paper said “dis iz marcoz trdmrk” written in crayons

@iDehq

3 жыл бұрын

deserves more likes

@yamm7435

3 жыл бұрын

Deserves to be 'PINNED' by Channel owner.

@pdmore123

3 жыл бұрын

@@yamm7435 hahaha thank you sir

@pdmore123

3 жыл бұрын

@@iDehq 😆😆

@WobblesandBean

3 жыл бұрын

I legit choked on my tea 😂

The dragons were extremely nice to him considering how brash he was.

@DocBree13

4 жыл бұрын

L S agreed!

@Alex-jg2bc

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin O'Leary would've eaten him alive

@that1guy866

4 жыл бұрын

They fear his dominance, obviously

@tomabbott5259

4 жыл бұрын

You said it

@skibi2640

4 жыл бұрын

He got an offer of 90 million for his company.

Whenever I need to smile I watch this! Pure comedy gold!

Sales are down by 80 per cent and I’ve had to sell my house and my car. “I’ve even started selling cheap raw meat to get customers back and get my cash flow going. “I’m really gutted. I’m driving a Smart car but it’s not a joke." 🤣

"I need $20 million to be happy, $2million isn't enough" this is the kind of thinking that kills so many entrepreneurs. They aren't satisfied running a small-medium company that is profitable, they have to try and be the next amazon or microsoft and it kills them

@RustyClappers

4 жыл бұрын

He turned down 90M pounds for it

@richardcrooks6713

4 жыл бұрын

@@RustyClappers, he claims he turned down 90 million pounds for it, there's no independent confirmation of that though, and I wouldn't take his word for it.

@jayaz9113

4 жыл бұрын

exactly!!

@sushimamba4281

4 жыл бұрын

@@RustyClappers Just like he had the trademark approved in writing. I don't believe anything this guy says.

@StephanBranczyk

4 жыл бұрын

@@RustyClappers , No, the 90 million was a lie.

"They feared my dominance." Dunning-Kruger is a hell of a drug.

@BEBAY

2 жыл бұрын

The likes are from people who actually heard or know of this “effect”.

@SciFiSamurai1701

2 жыл бұрын

I burst out laughing at this. Nicely done.

@Senior-Donjusticia

2 жыл бұрын

I have no experience with this Dunning-Kruger drug, but I can tell you that I am one of the foremost experts on this subject!

@EdBleedsBlue

2 жыл бұрын

@@Senior-Donjusticia jaja

@sjsjsjsjd1807

2 жыл бұрын

Dunning Kruger had been disproved

This is the best one i have seen yet.

Debra : Girl friend or wife? Marco : Future fiancé. Debra : Does she know that?.

Funny, but something about him tells me he's not a good guy. Wouldn't trust him for a second.

@samirmouladad6633

4 жыл бұрын

Pilkie101 Yeaaaahhh there’s something about him

@cassiesadz352

4 жыл бұрын

Samir Mouladad its his eyes

@stephenmeinhold5452

4 жыл бұрын

@BigFatBoi he is arrogant and argumentative and way to hyped, you need a cool head and a clear plan, not just an adamant mentality.

@BaldMancTwat

4 жыл бұрын

Well the pitch wasn't very good at all. That's what made me dislike him. He also mentioned the fact that a company is objecting his trademark claim which was obviously staged but still.

@boobella899

4 жыл бұрын

His ‘future fiancé’ is one stupid bitch

by the size of his pupils he obviously had a line before hand to give him a sharp business edge lol

@optimusprime4090

4 жыл бұрын

Or a bigger ego than alan sugar XD

@jasoncorr4619

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking too hahah. He’s been on the gear before this. Probably still had a gram in his pocket

@yournanontoast6180

4 жыл бұрын

martin smith that kept him up for the four days

@xTheBossRules

4 жыл бұрын

That's how he does his 36 hour shifts

@MrJamberee

4 жыл бұрын

He’s a mental case. Can’t imagine trying to ask him how my investment is going.

On the whole, I wouldn't want to be friends with this dude, but have to say really admire his dedication and want to better himself

Love the way he said at the end that " The Dragons Feared him " quaking in their boots I noticed