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@hortondlfn1994

3 жыл бұрын

This illustrates the very reason I can't watch shows like this - if you don't want to shut up long enough to get your question answered, don't ask it! The "dragons" seem to be looking for two or three word answers rather than explanations. The guy's idea may be a crock, after all, but NO ONE gave him a chance to finish answering a question! Pathetic.

@thetessellater9163

3 жыл бұрын

"...the newest clips..." Posted 2020, clip from 2006 - is this the newest clip ????

@thetessellater9163

3 жыл бұрын

@@hortondlfn1994 - I guess perhaps like those watching, the dragons get frustrated with people who are asking for shed loads of cash, yet fail to come prepared with some realistic figures. I think he wanted to try to talk them into the idea, rather than replying to their queries. Idea sure was a crock, though.

@LazyStory

2 жыл бұрын

Crap Lee is an awfull person

@ArturkO-yq2ml

2 жыл бұрын

💨💨💨😧

Basically what he's pitching is to identify the problem so that the garage doesn't rip you off. Only problem is is that this guy will rip you off first

@PinkPearMartini

3 жыл бұрын

I understand exactly what he was trying to do, and he was right when he said that they were all focused on breakdowns that would obviously need a shop. (so are the commenters) There have been many times I've wished I had a mechanic friend to call with questions like "My steering suddenly feels a little tough for some reason... does that need to go to a shop ASAP or can it wait until after payday?" But they ARE right about potential problems. If they say "it can wait as long as you have enough power steering fluid" but then I crash my car because I couldn't complete a turn... I'll have no choice but to take them to court to cover my hospital bills (I'm in the US).

@Pokerdude38

3 жыл бұрын

Its all about cutting out the middleman, or adding one in in this case

@pedrosilvamusician

3 жыл бұрын

Sure, but many times they diagnose you problems you didn't know existed. Like, you had a problem in your power steering and then they find out, for example, that you have small leaks on your coolant that are deteriorating other parts of the car. That's something that no amount of advice on the phone could give you. Thing is, you phone them if you have a problem. A mechanic can avoid problems whilst fixing some of them.

@Pokerdude38

3 жыл бұрын

@@pedrosilvamusician I think he perfectly identified the problem but was just a step off on his solution. Its extremely hard in the states to find a really good mechanic and I can imagine its a much larger problem that just here as less and less people enter the field. But he would probably have more success fixing cars on his own than being an advisor on car problems.

@arposkraft3616

3 жыл бұрын

@@PinkPearMartini have you ever heard of car-forums on the internet?

Customer : “My cars not starting mate” Car Doctor : “I’d take that to a garage mate. That’ll be £10 please” 😂😂

@willam9421

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂💀

@firefighter2312

Жыл бұрын

😆

@tmrevenge

Жыл бұрын

"You know if you worked out more you'd be stronger. That would be 10 dollars"

@alkaholic4848

Жыл бұрын

Thankfully, they wouldn't employ people like you. What if it was just a flat battery?

@Oliver-wv4bd

Жыл бұрын

@@artvandalay2736 No lol

"My boat is sinking I need help" Boat Doctor: "You're going to drown mate. That'll be £24.99"

@westminsterwatcher5152

Жыл бұрын

LOOL!

@user-mv5zt8qd9l

10 ай бұрын

And we'll bill the VAT to your next of kin

@The-Great-Brindian

4 ай бұрын

😂

@mikelytou

4 ай бұрын

And please hurry up with the credit card details before you drown

@martinfrostevall7583

4 ай бұрын

Loool

“My child is sick” DoctorDoctor: “take him to a GP mate”

@infjmale91

Жыл бұрын

That's probably realistic. Why are you calling the CarDoktor for medical advice for your offspring?

@cambs0181

Жыл бұрын

This comment tickled me😂

@MrFreeman042

8 ай бұрын

Please let this stay at 111 likes 😂

@chrisbradley5947

4 ай бұрын

I'd be disappointed if the Doctor Doctor didn't give me the news...

@angelavolkov1126

4 ай бұрын

I dunno, telehealth is now a thing.

I love how he’s already wearing prison-orange

@TabsT-vy5jy

4 жыл бұрын

LOL at least he's prepared.

@aydenfisher5797

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like a shady guy tbf

@lukerosewell4561

4 жыл бұрын

I like how the dragons look at him as he walks into the room and they thinking ummm what are you wearing and why are you dressed up like a prisoner, dead man walking lol

@natshenkin

3 жыл бұрын

Prisoners in the UK don't wear orange, normally grey or blue.

@danielsimon2334

3 жыл бұрын

ORANGE is the new BLACK! 🤣🤣🤣

Customer: "my car squeaks when i turn left." CarDoctor: "just dont turn left then, mate."

@Munki

3 жыл бұрын

Turn right three times instead.

@da3v1ls93

3 жыл бұрын

2 wrongs dont make a right but 3 rights make a left

@Atlasm2p

3 жыл бұрын

Dumb problem. Just turn right 270º.

@GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck

3 жыл бұрын

@@Atlasm2p You solved it right on.

@Atlasm2p

3 жыл бұрын

@@GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck took me a second to see what you did there, my mind wasn't in the right spot 😂

I love how Peter is a gentleman while he breaks the whole businessplan with math in 5 seconds.

@crrodriguez

Жыл бұрын

brings the simple ballpark economic facts and pitches fall like a house of cards,

@sdwone

10 ай бұрын

That's why Mathematics is the most important subject in the world! It essentially runs our entire Civilization! Oh... And is critically important for business pitches too! So that investors can have an idea in WHAT they're investing into!!!

He came up with the entire idea that morning - while eating breakfast.

@HowToTouch

8 күн бұрын

😂 I'm dying reading this

Customer: 'My bodily functions aren't working' Doctordoctor:' Go see a doctor mate'

@A15Beats

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing comment

@machomanOOOOHYEEEAH

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah...... but you forgot to say, “that’s £2.84 please “

@Christopher0601

4 жыл бұрын

I mean this happens lmao In the UK we have NHS24 You could call saying "my arm feels numb suddenly" or "i have a fever" and they'll ask questions to try and tell you whether you should: - rush to hospital - wait for a normal docs appointment - just go to a pharmacist for advice These advice lines are supposed to exist for good reason lmao

@thelizardking3036

4 жыл бұрын

I think they missed the point entirely. He won’t fix the problem. He will keep the garage honest. Often mechanics choose the for them easy and for the customer expensive solution. Installing new parts instead of fixing the problem. This guy will make sure the customer asks informed questions or he will ask them himself. Imagine having a experienced mechanic with you when visiting a garage to advice you.

@kait2972

4 жыл бұрын

@@thelizardking3036 then you missed Deborah's point. There's going to be a confused customer with a guy on the phone, who's never seen the car, telling them it's one thing and a mechanic who's examined the car telling them another. If somebody suspects they are being ripped off or lied to then then should get a second opinion from another mechanic who's seen the car

Why did this guy come looking like a criminal with his attorney.

@ella-bt8hp

4 жыл бұрын

Haha he looks he's wearing an American jump suit doesn't he lol

@Brandonious15987

4 жыл бұрын

Doesn't help that his financial advisor looks like a public attorney.

@leebee5361

4 жыл бұрын

Haha.. yeah.. actually looks like a serial killer to me.. in the court, still fresh from his last, er, 'meal'!!.. (Maybe he came round, after they'd called him asking for advice on their dodgy car's rattling engine, lol!!!)...

@SESK98

4 жыл бұрын

@@leebee5361 How can someone "look like a serial killer" ? It's not like they all look alike.

@Mushruums

4 жыл бұрын

π day well what if his suit was made from human skin. I’d say he looked like a serial killer.

Lee: My pitch in the den went terribly wrong.... Pitchdoctor: Give up mate

When I have my dragons den binge every few months I always come back to this one first 😂

@PhaRoaH87

Жыл бұрын

Rory the Seaweed Hunter and Evil Fiona is a bit better

@kealan.213

8 ай бұрын

@@PhaRoaH87This and the flow signals one

@saadsalman1650

7 ай бұрын

I watch this one then immediately the electronic signal guy, precisely to hear Duncan hear his story :P

@bigwashington3269

7 ай бұрын

Have you seen the water osmosis system one with Barry it’s the best 😂

@robrinder123

5 ай бұрын

No, the best one is 'The Knowledge' one where his demo fails 😂

Me: "my car won't start" Car Doctor: "call the AA" Me: "awesome mate, where would I be without Car Doctor"

@mlml7854

3 жыл бұрын

that really made me laugh!

@littlepete6849

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@danb1618

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 😂 🤣

@reapermode8468

3 жыл бұрын

Cardocktor*

@arnolduk123

3 жыл бұрын

customer: hello my engine is making a rattling noise. cardoctor: I think you should have it checked by a mechanic and call me back customer (at garage): I'm at garage what should I say ? cardoctor: put the mechanic on the phone. mechanic: hello, whats the problem. cardoctor: the engine is making a rattling noise, can you check the engine. mechanic: oh uh, sure, thanks, bye. customer: what is the problem then mechanic: seems your engine is making a rattling noise customer: I know, can you fix it please.

and the award for the most misleading click bait title goes to....

@nohmaanmustafa4413

4 жыл бұрын

I know what a piss take

@oliprj8676

4 жыл бұрын

This is not the only one

@TheFen2009

4 жыл бұрын

yvie scarlet thanks that’s just saved me watching it.

@leelavelle7865

4 жыл бұрын

Yvie Scarlet, you have the cutest right nostril I have ever seen on a woman.

@badbadfull

4 жыл бұрын

@@leelavelle7865 So wet

He looks like a prisoner standing there with his lawyer

"We're going to pay the advisors £7.50 an hour". These need to be trained car mechanics, don't they? I doubt they'd work for £7.50 an hour. A mechanic earns way more than that.

@diddlenfiddle7311

3 күн бұрын

That was my thought too. They'd need alot of experience to diagnose a problem without seeing it also

Peter: "7.50 per hour, for 20 people, how much is that per year?" MathDoctor: "Get a calculator mate"

@wynnedwards94

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't imagine having a Supreme knowledge of cars to be a car doctor just tho be pain minimum wage

@conorstewart2214

3 жыл бұрын

I know minimum wages change over time but here in 2021 your employees would have to be under 21 for you to be able to pay them that little.

@zoulogist9171

2 жыл бұрын

We’re gonna make £150,000! What are you going to spend to make that? £400,000!

@thomasseitz2801

2 жыл бұрын

Nathan ...."Get a calculator mate" LOL

@thomasseitz2801

2 жыл бұрын

"Get a caculator" LOL

Me: “My hair has gotten very long” HairDoctor: “Get a haircut, mate”

@juanmanu9652

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant !!!

@markroddom6177

3 жыл бұрын

lol HairDoctor would need more than 20 people to take calls at present!

@richawazlett3806

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Kastigatr

3 жыл бұрын

I'm out

@khoyrulislam

3 жыл бұрын

I'm crying!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Food Doctor - 'I'm hungry' - No worries mate, you need to buy some food. That'll be £10.

He should’ve just come in and said “my company is an advice line to people to ask their body shops specific questions so that I don’t get ripped off” that would have been good

@unknownpotato8691

25 күн бұрын

He's basically that friend who knows about cars that everyone in the friend group calls for advice on what to do for car problems. Similar to the "tech guy" in the family. It's actually a pretty neat idea. But if the owner couldn't communicate it well, I can only imagine the quality of "advice" people who call his company would be getting.

@sadsworth4605

24 күн бұрын

@@unknownpotato8691 No its not the friend is a trusted person WHO you know wont rip you off himself while this is a random guy who has not even seen my car

Love it. He's identified an area when people get scammed regularly and identified that he wants a slice of every scam 😂

@Ulvetann

Жыл бұрын

Spot on. I have an idea for a business. To be a call-center, only calling out and advice people they have virus on their computers. Yep. Sound idea.

@TiagrajI

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha. Hey that's a business if you think of it.

@adamkahn8645

Жыл бұрын

@@Ulvetann "To be a call-center, only calling out and advice people they have to call another call center" much better

@dyslexicbatnam1350

Жыл бұрын

@@adamkahn8645 "10 pounds please"

@DenverJohn

11 ай бұрын

Capitalism at its finest

Debra: "I got a funny knocking sound at the back of the car" That's Jenny. Open the trunk because SHE WANTS OUT

@troo_story

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely underrated joke.

@Megaritz

3 жыл бұрын

OMG that made me laugh more than anything I've seen all day!

@fohunter12345

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@dropthebag

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@Gang2eb

2 жыл бұрын

such creative humor

This guy ended up making millions. I was also a customer. I paid just 10 bucks to be friendly redirected to the garage next door. Great service.

@boltywolty123

3 ай бұрын

😂

Customer: "I feel lonely, please help" Lovedoctor: "Get some friends then, mate"

@fezaanali9017

4 ай бұрын

that'll be £49.99 + VAT.......... *lonely feeling vanishes*

My clutch has gone. Car doctor: Just take the bus.

@karthikhegde9752

4 жыл бұрын

😂😜🤣🤣🤣

@lynnomara601

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@TrueBlue-ow1rj

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TylerDurdan241

3 жыл бұрын

Very very funny

@Suzyfromtheblock

3 жыл бұрын

What a load of crap

Customer: “I lost my keys” LostDoctor: “Look for them mate”

@swissmeringueclouds1428

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Gallagher ‘Lost doctor’ 😂😂😂

@paulsz6194

4 жыл бұрын

How much for that advice? £1.50 . Tell the caller to start from where they last remember had them and charge another £1.50 for that ! 🤣🤣

@solarmaru49

4 жыл бұрын

The guy has crazy lazy eyes

@hectichazerdus

4 жыл бұрын

Customer : My car engine keeps making a whooshing sound Kardoctor : You will most likely need a new steering wheel (£1.50 charge)

@ILOVECHICKEN698

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

"Yes hello I have car troubles" "Take it to the garage, that will be 5 bucks." Gee I wonder why that idea hasn't taken off.

the siren outside at 6:20 😂I can't get over the production value of this

@McVaio

7 ай бұрын

Old single pane windows in that building. Not sure if that could've been prevented.

@DWN037

3 ай бұрын

that's a little trick in the industry called foreshadowing

@matacust.wizard1033

Ай бұрын

Yeah genius I guess they should shut the entire city down when filming smh

“Hey there’s something wrong with my car” “Take it to a shop” “OMG thanks, here’s some money!”

@afzaltar2750

3 жыл бұрын

Thats basically their business strategy in a nutshell.

@williampennjr.4448

3 жыл бұрын

Oh so a financial advisor is just someone who tells you to open a bank account? A doctor is just someone who tells you to take an aspirin?

@manz007

3 жыл бұрын

@@williampennjr.4448 I do see there is something ....but the guy can't actually explain it very well especially due to the judges interrupting and plus him making those awful hand gestures to explain things...... I understand that People Rip off people who dont know anything about the thing(such a vehicle) .....i just wish he explained it well.... Offcourse i do think he shouldve also talked about things like sending photos and not just about services on the phone.

@rosco3

3 жыл бұрын

@@williampennjr.4448 they are clearly different... this guy business doesn't give you any information you already don't have and it's trying to make you pay for it. You don't need a financial advisor to open a simple bank account or a doctor to take a OTC headache medication. Not even to count that a doctor actually examines you the better equivalent would be you call someone and says "My head hurts" and their response is "Go see a doctor". It added nothing to you

@onradioactivewaves

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe the money part comes first.

Customer: "My boiler is broken!" Pipedoctor: "Call a plumber, mate."

@hibeam3706

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mannion7646

4 жыл бұрын

"That'll be ten quid"

@RuffRyder2011

4 жыл бұрын

Gas engineer actually 😂

@Abjefdi

4 жыл бұрын

NoFuksGiven Gas engineers are plumbers it’s just a different category of plumbers like “pipe fitters”

@kirishima638

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly people are so clueless these days that it could work. Not in 2010 but in 2020 maybe.

This dude just invented the Google search, Brilliant!

I love how all the Dragons have had a complete glowup since these episodes.

@samjohns3227

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, the programmes budget now covers make up, hair and clothing!

"I can't poop" "Push harder mate"

@filledwithvariousknowledge1065

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ThePrashu31

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Doctor.

@stevehoward3049

3 жыл бұрын

That'll be 10 £

@jef9635

3 жыл бұрын

Now I've got a hernia and a hemeroid. Thanks Doc 🤣😭

@ajeydev5260

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

"Hello Dragons" I'm already creeped out.

Peter Pettigew is just trying to raise money for Lord Voldemort

Deborah: there's a knocking sound at the back of my car. Car doctor: let the guy out of the boot

@m1serfreed477

4 жыл бұрын

Car doctor: Its a hitch hiker, let him in and do the right thing, customer: i've just been robbed and raped

@HaggardPillockHD

3 жыл бұрын

Nice Goodfellas reference haha

@angebrowne1730

3 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@neame-bh3uq

3 жыл бұрын

Deborah was a made man and the Kardoctor wasn’t

@andrewjames4346

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment!

Customer: “I can’t see.” EyeDoctor: “Look mate...”

@jackmammonbifrons5923

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂!!!!!!

@blaneblackshaw3593

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😭

@patrickskelly956

4 жыл бұрын

:) :) :) :)

@TheRightLadder

4 жыл бұрын

Ahaha

@troywright359

4 жыл бұрын

Customer: I can't hear very well. Eardoctor: you what mate?

"He needs a check up, from the neck up." is a great line.

This guy looks like the best Arkham escapee that never was.

The only people who are willing to work for £7.50 per hour, won’t be car experts.

@user-sf7kl9uh7k

8 ай бұрын

They'll be Gut Boys

@TimCortesi

4 ай бұрын

There is a radio show in the US called "Car Talk" and this is effectively what they do. People call in, explain their car problems, and these guys explain exactly what is wrong and how to fix it. They are incredibly knowledgeable and it's remarkably impressive. So what this guy is pitching is definitely possible if you're talking to somebody with an encyclopedic knowledge of cars, how they fail, and how to fix them. But people who can do that are going to demand WAAAY more than 7.50/hour. So while this is an interesting idea (and a proven concept for a radio program), it's not a viable scaleable business.

@nvelsen1975

4 ай бұрын

@@TimCortesi You said it: Show. Meaning there's revenue being generated mainly from the viewers, not from people calling. Besides, in the US $ 3 per hour is above minimum wage. That's less than a third of £7.50

@cold485

3 ай бұрын

You'd be surprised 😂

@Sergeantmajormario

2 ай бұрын

Can't remember when this episode came out, but that could've been the Minimum Wage at the time

Customer: “I’m hungry” DinnerDoctor Advisor: “Cook a meal”

@moosevision8113

4 жыл бұрын

customer: "my dog wont eat" Petdoctor: "call a vet"

@brightington7080

4 жыл бұрын

No it's not cook a meal... It's eat a meal

@kait2972

4 жыл бұрын

You're too generous. This muppet doesn't even advise you how you can solve the problem. His answer would be "go to a restaurant".

@tiger3249

4 жыл бұрын

Worst advice ever. The answer would be "eat". Cooking a meal isn't gonna help. Cooked a meal.. now what?

@ianrae1546

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔 Some good points raised. Phone the EatDoctor. EatDoctor advisor: “Eat the meal you just cooked”. Sorted!

2:28 Theo's facial expressions is priceless!!🤣

Imagine the dialogue between the garage and the 'KarDocktor'... KD: It's got damaged suspension G: No, it's a damaged CV joint KD: Oh, how do you know? G: I can see it KD: Oh, well how much is that? G: £50 KD: Oh, that's good G: Yes, it is isn't it ... GOODBYE!

He should've stated that he will advice the most affordable and suitable garage for each problem specifically. Also, he would be considered a free help line, so he wouldn't charge people for the advice. Instead, he would arrange a deal with different garages to get income from each client he sends to them. That would be somewhat feasible.

@RayCray924

3 жыл бұрын

Better idea but don't garages basically do the same thing? Its not like you go to specific garages for specific issues.

@chukksy

3 жыл бұрын

@@RayCray924 There are exceptions. Like one garage can repair your engine but cannot repair electronics. Or change tires, but no AC refill. Or external paint works. Even official car dealer services do not fix everything in one place.

@RayCray924

3 жыл бұрын

@@chukksy Ohh gotchu

@steffenf.7031

3 жыл бұрын

If the money isn't coming from the person with car trouble, then that person becomes the commodity being sold. If he is paid by the garages per customer he sends their way, then his incentive is not to suggest the cheapest or best place, but whatever sleazy place that pays him the most. Any business has as their first priority to keep their customers happy. If you're not paying, you're not the customer. Your satisfaction and happiness will not be the priority.

@chukksy

3 жыл бұрын

@@steffenf.7031 yeah, but still sounds better than "let's charge people for an advice to go the garage "

If anyone wants an update, the company dissolved in 2010 and he hasn't tweeted since 2016.. Possibly the worst pitch I've ever seen on Dragons Den.

@doritocrispy5008

2 жыл бұрын

fukin gold mate, I was looking for that. although tbh with you I think they haven't even let him speak lol.

@eleanorlyndon865

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I looked into it as well. I wonder what he is doing with himself.

@breezyway9387

2 жыл бұрын

Hes at the local pub and hes got a mini van delivering car parts

@rc2k524

2 жыл бұрын

@@breezyway9387 that sounds like a 10x better and more profitable business

@Ussybussymann

2 жыл бұрын

Elite from you mate

I used Servicing Stop a few years ago, to fix my Clio Sport. This was a company invested in by Dragons, so one thougthit would be a good thing. They collected my vehicle and it was, apparently, fixed, but they returned it with a broken drivers seat. I rang and complained. They sent about four "heavies" down to find out what my issue was. I explained the issues to which they denied all knowledge and refused to back down. NEVER believe that the dragons know what they are investing in!

"My third cylinder is bad...." "Did you try turning your car off and on again"😁

Costumer: "I'm depressed" TherapistDoctor: "Cheer up mate"

@drewb1263

4 жыл бұрын

Ive given you a like and a comment as i think your comment is a bit underrated and i quite enjoyed it

@MohiZidano

4 жыл бұрын

@@drewb1263 This is probably the nicest compliment I got in my life

@drewb1263

4 жыл бұрын

@@MohiZidano no worries, i only come for the comments and i think people should get the recognition they deserve for often underrated genius

@TVSOUNDSYSTEM

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@dash2240

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think The rapist doctor would be able to give you much advice on that, he could probably give you something else though

Customer: I can't see. Kar Doctor: Open your eyes.

@OfficialLegend

3 жыл бұрын

£1.50 please

@guillerbrady9261

3 жыл бұрын

Are you that bored at home you are surfing all sorts of random videos? Been seeing you in the Comments everywhere lately 😂. Big fan since D1 days bro 🤙

@tboytheasian7894

3 жыл бұрын

Money please now

@Zurrke

3 жыл бұрын

Tf are you doing here mate - probably same as me 😂 fell down a rabbit hole

@NathanL11

3 жыл бұрын

I love reading these comments 😂

Whenever I'm felling a bit down I always watch this. Never fails to cheer me up!

Customer: "My house is too dark." BulbDoctor: "Try turning the lights on, mate." Customer: "Cheers, BulbDoctor!" BulbDoctor: "That's £24.99 plus VAT mate."

@Jennifer_Lewis_Beach_Living

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@user-bg4lm4hn9c

3 ай бұрын

No one in there 🤣

Customer: I’m having a heart attack HeartDoctor: Don’t do that, mate

@deunclebros

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@acesigma06

4 жыл бұрын

HeartDoctor “I think you’re having a heart attack” *click*

@wetlettuce4768

4 жыл бұрын

@@acesigma06 Heartdoctor wouldn't hang up the call they have to milk that £1.50/minute when their client pops their clogs...

@natelegancecarnival

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@hash4700

4 жыл бұрын

This is my favourite one 😂😂😂

“My cars broke down.” “Take it to a garage.”

@SendyTheEndless

4 жыл бұрын

"That'll be a tenner please!"

@jckedwards65

4 жыл бұрын

Please put your pubic chest hair away in your profile picture

@glishteach

4 жыл бұрын

We don't say 'my cars broke down'!

@rasta7655

4 жыл бұрын

@@jckedwards65 your nice

@jckedwards65

4 жыл бұрын

@@rasta7655 nah, I'm considerate

7.50/hr?! That's is not a living wage. If you can't pay a living wage, you have no right to have employees

2:10 R U f'ing KIDDING?! You're going to tell him to take it to the garage?!!! Hahahahaha, that's hilarious. That's mental.

@beeble2003

Ай бұрын

Well, that's the fundamental flaw in the business idea. Anybody who needs this kind of advice isn't going to have the tools or materials to repair the car themselves, so their only option is going to be to take it to the garage.

Customer: “I’m homeless” Kardoctor: “Just buy a house”

@tofu1291

4 жыл бұрын

4Head

@evanmohammed1593

4 жыл бұрын

Car not kar

@zintaxza7555

4 жыл бұрын

@@evanmohammed1593 read his shirt you dilly willy

@michae13james10

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much 😂

@benden701

4 жыл бұрын

UpperLel p

Damn Peters quick maths turned that man into a mumbling wreck,forget kardoctor he needed an actual doctor after this

@TomorrowWeLive

4 жыл бұрын

Kwik mafs

@kittok2489

4 жыл бұрын

Peter can't add up

@kait2972

4 жыл бұрын

He needs a doctor-doctor first to tell him to visit a doctor

@christaylor3911

4 жыл бұрын

kit blue are you sure?

@adwoamk8918

4 жыл бұрын

The maths was wrong 7.50 an hr for an average day is not £21,000 annually.

Check that ones floorboards

Am I the only one who actually thinks this is still a very solid idea. Garages are known to rip you off. If before or during a visit to a garage you can get someone knowledgable to advice you about if it's X then it should not cost more than Y and so on... You will definitely able to save money.

@bahamasc

3 ай бұрын

Well this is why its good to have freinds who are knowledgeable in trades. A mechanic, tech, nurse, lawyer etc. Or develop a relationship with a mechanic who you can always turn to for advice. Many times a second opinion saves you lots of money.

@phaedrapage4217

2 ай бұрын

​@@bahamasc Exactly. You just gotta be one of those "I've got a guy for that" type guys. Or know the guy who knows the guys. Always have friends in professions other than your own, and always be willing to advise them when you're their "guy for that"

Their slogan could be, “Cut the middleman IN not OUT!”

@theg35project50

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@trustnoone9931

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dwiftingwithshiny1895

3 жыл бұрын

hes not a middleman, he gets paid whether or not u go to the garage. its about advice and advocating for the customer. consumer distrust in mechanics is a very real problem.

@BEBAY

2 жыл бұрын

This is underrated lol hilarious

Customer: "I'm deaf" Doctor: "Listen mate.."

@azymunky2196

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@munchaking1896

4 жыл бұрын

Why would a deaf person use a phone?

@rickybobby38

4 жыл бұрын

@@munchaking1896 Face time, Skype & any number of other video call apps ... Today's mobile devices aren't just limited to voice calls

@gaiaiulia

4 жыл бұрын

Too funny!

@tezzymurphy8730

4 жыл бұрын

Nice to meet you deaf!

sometimes I need to come back to this just to cheer myself up 😂

@kimberlydavis7322

Жыл бұрын

That's how I feel about stable table

@scotthall9573

Жыл бұрын

@@kimberlydavis7322 such a classic 🤣

He had an idea, he liked his idea, he sold himself the idea.. The dragons saved him from himself.

Me: "hello, my car is broken" KarDr: "sounds broken, that'll be £24.99 plus VAT"

@MegaJacko4

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds broken! 🤣🤣🤣

This guy actually looked like Duncan's evil twin

@shubhamagrawal1397

3 жыл бұрын

underrrrrrated comment!! I thought the same

@sammyleet03

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha he actually does as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@paularkins6039

3 жыл бұрын

Named Hugo......Lives in the Family Home Attic😂

@nifralo2752

3 жыл бұрын

His son hes like 30 years younger than Dinocan Bannatyne

@tonestones9445

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious mate

"Doctor, my arm hurts when I lift it up" "Well, don't do it!"

AAA Premium service . $160 a year. Includes four tows within 300km; garages are pre approved and checked out.

He should have come straight out and said this is a way to avoid being scammed in garages. A real problem that he's offering a solution to.

@BenKellyMusic92

4 жыл бұрын

Google exists for that exact reason.

@andrewdevine3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@BenKellyMusic92 You could say that about pretty much anything.

@Wally-H

4 жыл бұрын

There is an online version of the business he was trying to create here, where you can live chat to mechanics. He should have gone down that route, it would have worked better I think, even years ago when this programme was made. By holding multiple online chats with customers he could have avoided employing staff

@Tomfissh

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewdevine3920 Yes, you can. Because it's such a good search engine.

@sikkepossu

4 жыл бұрын

@@theefierysummons Hmmm... Where is that? I have never heard about such garage.

I love how Duncan is out, but still tells him to bring the other guy up to have more fun at his expense.

@raghu5657

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@daithiocinnsealach1982

2 жыл бұрын

The other guy saved him some embarrassment tbh. He actually did have the figures correct. I was expecting him not to know either 😬

@philofthesouth6019

2 жыл бұрын

Duncan BANTERtyne

@FaceSwapOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

to be fair i think duncan was trying to alleviate the stress and anxiety he was having

@charisselinnell-morton4137

Жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

We have a similar service in my country that’s run by the AA (Automobile Association) and it’s actually really popular. Where he’s gone wrong is how he’s pitched it, the service the AA provides gives advice on anything car related. How to deal with poor workmanship, faulty vehicles where the car dealer is being difficult, exorbitant repair bills, over zealous vehicle inspections… the lot.

The producers wanted a laugh putting this guy on 🤣

@Jim-so3zm

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nate-uf4xk Except that this guy isn't Einstein

@dossieinvalertsdossie2231

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂. Thanks for another laugh

@vivs9314

3 жыл бұрын

Nate Einstein was a natural genius, this guy...

@tamninja

3 жыл бұрын

Einstein can do his maths.

@Claire6y

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, they're laughing all right, cause the producers of this show just made more than 150,000 in ad revenue from all us watching this. Watch surveillance capitalism.

So he's designed a system, via a phone call to narrow down what's up with your car so you can go to the garage and say what's up with your car.

@rohilthomson

3 жыл бұрын

Seems even more redundant when put into text.

@Fiskie666

3 жыл бұрын

Or perhaps a system to negotiate with the garage over a presumable diagnose of the problem xD And try to safe you money. 'Sorry wait a minute, I will give you the phone, he will explain' Can you imagine how pissed the worker at the garage will get before even looking into your car? xDD

@jellafella6957

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the part he said in the beginning about preventing garage scams makes sense. A lot of places who can tell you're not car literate will be happy to charge you for the extra headlight fluid. (Headlight fluid is a joke, but at least in America, they'll tack on a bunch of unnecessary fluid changes and part replacements.)

@quark_E

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it's basically webmd for cars

@mollykeane2571

3 жыл бұрын

@@jellafella6957 I was thinking the same and as he’s from that world he’ll know all the scams. I reckon having him on your side whilst at the garage would be reassuring to say the least. You’re paying for his protection in a way...and for that reason...Duncan’s going to take the piss out of you.

I forgot how unprepared the early pitches on Dragons Den used to be. It was essentially random people who barely knew what a business or investment plan was.

@DavidTheRoss

5 ай бұрын

We just fit a flow signal. It's red in color. It's mimicking the traffic coming towards you.

His business was dissolved in 2012. It was only worth £8k in 2008.

Customer: "What is the average price of a new clutch?" CarDoctor: "875 pounds, sorry, 874... sorry, that's, not.. ok, so, £7.50 plus labour is.. sorry, you've really shaken me, please hold for my financial director, Howard."

@ImranTalibeilm

4 жыл бұрын

😹😹😹😹

@basstrammel1322

3 жыл бұрын

@Bartosz Bartoszewski So what? We can't make fun of a 10 year old bad pitch?

@mischief8006

3 жыл бұрын

@@basstrammel1322 no u cant. Have some respect. He died 9 years ago. Brakes failed

@kiradotee

3 жыл бұрын

@@mischief8006 you serious? Link?

@vedadhodzic16

3 жыл бұрын

@@mischief8006 that's kinda ... ironic

Moral of the story: “Oh no my cars broken down, I dunno what to do” **rings up this guy** “My cars broken down, what do I do?” “Take it to a garage” “K” 😐

@anxiahh3772

3 жыл бұрын

That’ll be 10 pounds

@44unda

3 жыл бұрын

You obviously don't understand his business concept. It's like having a mechanic as a friend who can advise you on repairs and give you a way to check and see if your getting ripped off by shady mechanics. I guess I don't blame you, it was a terrible presentation

@chesterlester5770

3 жыл бұрын

@@44unda I mean I kinda get it but it’s pointless putting investment in, it’s useless nowadays and more effort than taking your car to the nearby garage Edit: if it was a website it would make sense, not a phone call

@samael5200

3 жыл бұрын

GAWAGE

@njml4178

3 жыл бұрын

@@44unda you can google or watch a KZread video

I'm not riding in this car mate! I'm out...! 🤣🤣 Go on Duncan 😂😂

Customer: "I'm having problems running my startup" Businessdoctor: "Find some investors at Dragons Den"

Customer: "My car is making a weird noise" CarDoctor: "You've shaken me, hold on for a minute"

@felinemiow7066

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 😂 😂

@monkeyskatan

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@mattzonca4230

4 жыл бұрын

Customer: "I've become my own Doctor! And now to that manual in the glove boot!"

It’s already been done. It’s called Google, mate.

@YoungenColin

4 жыл бұрын

As well as online forums for free.

@matekochkoch

4 жыл бұрын

There is one problem with Google, you have to know how to ask the right questions. And for a complete layman it is very difficult to make those and than to decide what answer could be the right one.

@jameswilson5958

4 жыл бұрын

You need to call him and he has to tell you to go to google

@aibabesfun

4 жыл бұрын

I think this is a old one

@readysteadywhoa

4 жыл бұрын

Even if he was just using Google to help people over the phone, he's still doomed. Somehow he doesn't realize that helplines only work when you only need expertise on one end of the call. Also, he's a rude dick.

This made my day, I needed a good laugh! LMFAO Peter Jones dropping logic bombs!

Peter: "You need approximately 400 calls every working day. How are you going to do that?" Lee: "We plan to have the 20 advisors go around breaking peoples cars on their lunch break with CarDoctor bricks."

Customer: Every time I drink tea I get a pain in my right eye This guy: try taking the spoon out of the cup

@jayteamoriarty-writer7534

4 жыл бұрын

10/10 advice, it worked. Would remove soon again.

@PolitischTourette

4 жыл бұрын

..

@robmarrin6720

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 The old ones are the best 👍

@eval_is_evil

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao british humour is the best

@eval_is_evil

4 жыл бұрын

@SavageArfad a guy walks in to a doctor' office ,the doctor says he is very sick, the guy says he wants a second opinion,the doctor says that he's ugly too

Peter absolutely slayed with his mental arithmetic 😂

Anybody else picture him dressed up like a vampire? He has like the perfect face hairline shape of his head to be a perfect vampire on Halloween

@dorkydragon5055

Ай бұрын

Naw that's the financial advisor. Orange shirt dude got a rat skaven fit glue some whiskers an he's set

Customer: "I cant access my bank account" Bankdoctor: "call your bank"

@MrSaemichlaus

4 жыл бұрын

Better yet: "Give us your information, we'll try it out"

Company was dissolved in 2010.

@livewell453

4 жыл бұрын

Mass Debater under rated comment

@jamiebatchelor21

4 жыл бұрын

Mass Debater yes exactly

@Niallacus

4 жыл бұрын

Call a Liquidator mate

@ricky4mel

4 жыл бұрын

I'm in we're do I sign up oh I can't

@leboeuf05

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder why? 😁

Or even which garage's to go to in specific areas, is quality assurance!!!!! He has a good idea, problem was packaging and articulation

Haha. That would be quickest 150,000 quid you'd ever lose if you invested. He'd probably stay in business for a week before he had a complete meltdown and closed the office down. He registered "Kardoctor" but has since closed it down. At least the shirt was worth a couple of quid !

I just want to leave a comment here saying that I am impressed as Peter’s maths skills. I am impressed at Peter’s maths skills.

@pedrosilvamusician

3 жыл бұрын

These are people who are multi millionaires who deal with this crap on the daily

@catman2484

3 жыл бұрын

I want to acknowledge your efforts in admiring Peter's maths skills. Your efforts in admiring Peter's maths skills have been acknowledged.

@naushaabamowlana8189

3 жыл бұрын

@@catman2484 he probably couldn't delete what he wrote.

@JTOKIPPER2008

3 жыл бұрын

When your life depends on big numbers, you gotta be good at maths

@rainbowsandlove

3 жыл бұрын

Peter Jones is quite the legend, and I have a not-so-low-key crush on him…!

Company folded in 2010 with £8k debts, shame because my car has been making a knocking sound and I was looking for their number 🤔🚙

@HPTeguh

4 жыл бұрын

Just turn up the radio for "Turn Up the Radio" by Autograph, mate

@kage2701

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair 8k debt isn't that bad. I paid 145k for a 50% stake in my business. If it went tits up right now then I'd be out about 60k 😂

@lord_scrubington

4 жыл бұрын

I can provide you with some spot on advice

@anubusx

4 жыл бұрын

It's scary that it lasted that long.

@kevfrombutterley

4 жыл бұрын

You might be better phoning Duncan Bannatyne by the look of it

I'd just fart and walk out after all the dragons say no what else have you got to lose 😅

Peter is swift with the numbers, bravo chap!

Jesus, this is cringey. Peter's maths is incredibly impressive.

@tomgreene6579

4 жыл бұрын

He can add and multiply in his head ....a forgotten skill?

@CB-xr1eg

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomgreene6579 Yes indeed, almost like spelling correctly on social media is almost a forgotten skill.

@jakeblues875

4 жыл бұрын

Right? My jaw hit my desk when he suddenly came up with how many calls it would take per month. Impressive!

@Wally-H

4 жыл бұрын

It's because he does those kind of sums all the time. When you run a business empire like he does, you employ managers to run most of it - you spend your time going over the key financials and making business decisions that take you forward. The ability to quickly process the important maths is a fundamental skill for these entrepreneurs. Through the many years of Dragon's Den they have caught out hundreds of people like this guy who simply don't know their figures. Literally the first thing anyone going on this programme should do is GET YOUR FIGURES STRAIGHT AND MEMORISE THEM. You aren't allowed to take accounting paperwork into the den, so it should be obvious. I never cease to be amazed that people still go in there and then say 'sorry, I don't have those figures in my head.' Numpties.

@grossleg123

4 жыл бұрын

Tom Greene really ! He prob has a ear piece and someone with a calculator easy ( he is into electronics you know ) makes him look clever

When he was coming out. I thought he was wearing a prisoner outfit.

@ENGABU1

4 жыл бұрын

When he said he worked in a garage! Jones should have said "was it really...or were you just making number plates?"

@rizzlekix640

4 жыл бұрын

Same

His accountant looks like his dad

Customer: ‘My car won’t start’ Car Doctor: ‘Do you have keys?’ That’s £40.

He might‘be gotten a better reception if he didn’t act so defensive at every piece of feedback

@cymbidiumm

4 жыл бұрын

Interrupting ffs

@PC.NickRowan

4 жыл бұрын

He responded emotionally because he frame and perception of his whole business plan and livelihood is so incredibly flawed, as well as his figures, and to put it in his own words, he's "shaken". But he did apologise, it's understandable why he'd respond that way, but at least he's being honest and apologised. It seems like he may have been poorly advised.

@amaze2n

4 жыл бұрын

He clearly has his heart invested in this idea, and to go in for an intense grilling with shrewd businessmen picking his idea apart, it's tough to not get defensive and emotional. I don't think the dragons' pessimistic view is necessarily accurate, a service like this has a shot at catching on IF he can market the benefit very clearly. But it's a tough investment for sure.

@Fif0l

4 жыл бұрын

@@amaze2n except when he presented his idea during two separate hypothetical conversations he sent them to a mechanic, failing to present what was the point of calling him in the first place, then blaming it on the dragons for using a bad example.

@amaze2n

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fif0l I agree, he failed to make his case. It seemed like he had some convincing examples but just didn't get them out. That's his mistake, but it's easy to say that when he was getting difficult questions from every angle in a high pressure environment.

I thought this was a spoof at first. “My cars been stolen” “aye mate, you’ll have to call the police”

@Darryl14ful

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@josephstalin6327

3 жыл бұрын

That’ll be a hundred dollars for the advice