Customer: my plane won't start Cardoctor: then take the car

@SuperBalooooo

4 жыл бұрын

Loool, my tools are phones and computers now 😂😂😂

@Nigel_Sharp

4 жыл бұрын

Cardoctor: Take it to a garage

@UTRipleyxoxo

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@anodynic749

4 жыл бұрын

Customer: My plane doesn't look like the one in the picture Cardoctor: Take it to the garage

@jamiesmith4745

4 жыл бұрын

Yous have been getting it wrong!!! It’s Kardoctor ... Or Kardoktor ...

I like to sip my coffee and cross my legs and pretend I'm the sixth dragon. God I love this show.

@maxbaugh9372

4 жыл бұрын

That's the spirit!

@drzerogi

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of viewers act out the role of a sixth dragon while watching the show.

@saraholly7633

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DlcEnergy

4 жыл бұрын

and after a dragon points out all the flaws "i'm out"

@Ash-cb2li

4 жыл бұрын

Spencer Crom me: That sounds like a good idea. I’m in dragons: point out every flaw in the business me: i’m out

"Are you calling me fraudulent?" Well I wasn't until you brought it up... Now I'm thinking you might be fraudulent.

@oz_jones

4 жыл бұрын

"Let it be known that I am NOT embezzling the company funds."

@nardinit

4 жыл бұрын

@@oz_jones lol "Not embezzling company money, I will however seek to steal from any potential investor"

@GirlycarDawn

2 жыл бұрын

@@oz_jones Are you any relation to Peter Jones?

@MrBradfordchild

Жыл бұрын

Gold!

@beeble2003

24 күн бұрын

@@oz_jones "At least, I don't call it embezzlement, because I don't understand that the company and I are two separate financial entities."

I loved how they ALLL AT ONCE went like 'WHOA,WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.' lmao

@Jesusisthetruth2

3 жыл бұрын

Haha me too. Ace moment 😂😂

@j.kapiris

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was was watching an episode of the Sopranos for a second there 🤣

@xtratorque

3 жыл бұрын

That was the "I smell a rat" moment

I like how the presenter tried to highlight the issue to the guy, and then just gave up, nodded and said "ok".

@pepespliff8980

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he was like this guy is delusional just nod and agree haha

@speedmyster1

4 жыл бұрын

Yep spotted that too

@otoolepw

4 жыл бұрын

yeah that was quite funny

@samsschool3639

4 жыл бұрын

Diplomacy 101

@lightowl3934

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly, the plonker was in denial.

I am starting an airline, I need £50 million, but I've bought a couple of Pilot's uniforms already.

@lasarith2

4 жыл бұрын

the tessellater you’re well on you’re way to becoming the next frank abagnale jr .

@ababenj3816

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha

@PoulJulle-wb9iu

4 жыл бұрын

u mean about 1 mil quid, not 50.... noob

@pulchralutetia

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll give you my life savings!

@grandmastarflash

4 жыл бұрын

thats generous, he hadnt even bought the pilots uniforms 😂😂

His tantrum at the end demonstrated how absolutely sound their judgment of him was. “In my view, it’s the same money, being used for the same purpose.”

@KentReynolds

2 жыл бұрын

Yep and try that story with the liquidator of your company

@roninikari

2 жыл бұрын

@@KentReynolds Not to mention Inland Revenue; those lads could use a good laugh, too.

@helenjohnson6385

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not a business person but even I know the difference between what an owner of a business owns and the assets of that business. He was either dishonest or ignorant.

@GirlycarDawn

2 жыл бұрын

@@helenjohnson6385 I would say he was crazy.

@WobblesandBean

Жыл бұрын

@@helenjohnson6385 More like arrogance and the Dunning Kruger Effect on full display.

He really got brave and talkative after he left the den😂😂😂😂

@corpgov

3 жыл бұрын

you can't argue too much with people whose money you want. You'd do the same, don't pretend otherwise

@aidendrakepw

3 жыл бұрын

Some people just feel more at ease when they're out. Jenny, for instance.

@periperihustle4561

3 жыл бұрын

“I will not stand there and take that from anyone!” Actually you just did...

@MCFC111

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidendrakepw lol!!

@stuartstirling870

3 жыл бұрын

what a cock

I loved at the end when Evan realised he was talking to a delusional person who couldn't understand and just smiled and said " ok ".

@chrisburke595

4 жыл бұрын

gingerbill128 spot on!

@Zyrant3

4 жыл бұрын

I was searching for this comment. Plz upvote it everyone

@eliefrost6787

4 жыл бұрын

Damn asking,telling or begging

@lil_jong-un6668

3 жыл бұрын

That's the best response actually

@shelly.618

3 жыл бұрын

In his mind he said ‘well obviously you’ll never understand, good luck.’

"The modern way to travel" If you're Indianna Jones.

@davidjames579

4 жыл бұрын

£2000 an hour? Comparable to getting a taxi.

@pianojonathan

4 жыл бұрын

Searb reath 148k landing fee :p

@frederikbrandt424

4 жыл бұрын

Searb reath That’s like the dude that stole a commercial airplane in Seattle, even did loops in the air, and died when trying to land it.

@lisalangille2071

4 жыл бұрын

Chucklin' Ted - I literally just LOL’d!!! 😂😂

@Uouttooo

4 жыл бұрын

May be back in the 1950s.

Maybe I’m just a brutish American, but his “furious” rant at the end came off as the most hilariously stereotypical British rage-out I’ve ever seen. Composed fury with a declared strong difference of opinion, delivered in a tone one decibel above the norm. Love it.

@DovahKanye

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed, I wanted to scream at him, I am more angry at his unjustified fury than his psychosis at being called a fraud.

@thomasbailey3385

2 жыл бұрын

Stereotypically British or just pompous grandiosity. Who can say?

@twoimse

2 жыл бұрын

I actually, and truly did roll my eyes to the back of my head during that scene. In fact, I think my eyes acheived a 360 degree roll with that.

@peterknighton2757

2 жыл бұрын

That’s it I’m writing a strongly worded tweet to KZread, this out right abuse of the British people can’t go on!!!!

@SpaceRaptorJesusJedi

2 жыл бұрын

one decibel above the norm would be 10x louder though

The think that separates this show from Shark Tank, for me, it's the way they leave in the awkward pauses and silences and they don't use dramatic zooms and music effects and stuff. It's just the way it is.

@harrytodhunter5078

3 жыл бұрын

Thats the difference between British and American TV. American TV is often over dramatised and over edited.

@WobblesandBean

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. Same reason that the original UK Kitchen Nightmares is so much better than three US version.

@firestorm517

2 жыл бұрын

i hate the US Shark Tank. I do like the Aussie one a lot though.

@Arenchilla

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I appreciate how each dragon specifically explains why they’re out. The US version doesn’t seem to require that.

@helenjohnson6385

2 жыл бұрын

Over-dramatic music and hyper-excited voiceovers ruin many TV shows. When they start like that, it's impossible to sustain that level of excitement.

Thank you for leaving in the awkward pauses. They give me life.

@wmk500

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Jorgensen yes!! Now they put too much background music on. This is much better

@ChainsawGutsFuck

4 жыл бұрын

They're often extended with looped audio and repeated video footage - you'll see when they do it if you have a keen eye. BBC does it all the time.

@harryburrows2112

4 жыл бұрын

They don't just put them in, they extend the "awkward pauses" by cutting footage together

@Isaac-zc3mm

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Jorgensen He was just thinking 💭 🤔 What to say...

@DontarrestmePLZ

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChainsawGutsFuck definitely. Most if not all of the reaction shots are not contemporaneous with what they're shown reacting to.

They reeeaaaallly need to do a follow up series “After Dragon’s Den” or something like that, to show what came of these people.

@muchograndeyolatengo

4 жыл бұрын

They have done that. I think it's the final episodes of some of the seasons.

@RoaringPhilosopher

4 жыл бұрын

I need this.

@Lemmingofdoom

4 жыл бұрын

“Dragon’s Den: Pitches to Riches” is a thing I gather? They do occasional specials on past investments, but I saw an article about that specific show about them

@khlebasmike

4 жыл бұрын

all of them are broke

@SurpriseGaming21

4 жыл бұрын

They do this on Shark Tank in the U.S. It's very interesting seeing how these companies are doing a few years down the road.

The dragons should ask him: if I invested in your company today, and the company was sold tomorrow, how will the sale of aeroplane be divided. That will shut him up.

They were right, he still didn't understand that the company didn't own the aircraft. It's incredibly simply. If the company goes bankrupt, he still owns an aircraft. If the aircraft is in the company name the investor can sell it and get part of their investment back.

@ebojfmdboojoh4023

4 жыл бұрын

Well you are partly correct. If a company goes bust then it would be the official reciever who sells the assets not shareholders/investers. Any creditors or anyone with a charge over assets would be paid first before shareholders. So if the company is in debt then it is likely the shareholders will not recoup their investment.

@elastronaute1198

4 жыл бұрын

yeah basically any assets the company owns de-risk it for the investor

@AnyoneCanSee

4 жыл бұрын

@@ebojfmdboojoh4023 - It was a KZread comment, how much information regarding different scenarios do you expect? Actually, the official receiver isn't usually called in when a company declares insolvency. They only come in if it reaches the court due to someone suing the company for bad debt. A company that is losing money can wind itself up. You declare your own assets and sell them to pay off debt. Yes, if their debt exceeded their assets then the debtors come first. However, this company is going to offer site seeing tours and flights on their plane so they would be unlikely to have many debts as they do not have suppliers to their business or rental on a shop like, say clothing store. So obviously if the company owns a plane worth £1 million or whatever it was and they lend them £100K then they will have a good chance of recouping that. My comment was not on the intricacies of every possible business collapse it was a comment on the fact that the guy left still not understanding that the company didn't own the aircraft and so it would not be at risk and their money would be. He could spend their money on advertising close and keep his aircraft.

@ebojfmdboojoh4023

4 жыл бұрын

@@AnyoneCanSee okay

@fitzitz234

2 жыл бұрын

@@AnyoneCanSee In the video he literally mentions he's going into $2.4 million in debt to buy two other planes just to get started though.

Thumbnail did him dirty

@mrs.chandler9384

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Sawyer Exactly what I was thinking.

@afzaltar2750

3 жыл бұрын

And made him look dirty as well.

@ShuvdFilms

3 жыл бұрын

This plonker did himself dirty

@WobblesandBean

3 жыл бұрын

No. He did himself dirty. He deserves to look foolish in the thumbnail. Plus, lip lickers are disgusting.

@EloquentTroll

3 жыл бұрын

The thumbnail is the only reason I clicked

You know things are bad when Evan Davies talks to you with both his eyeballs on you

@mkprocter882

4 жыл бұрын

It takes every ounce of his being

@KumaBean

4 жыл бұрын

I'm allowed to laugh my ass off at this because I too am a wogeye 🤣

@yamabushi170

4 жыл бұрын

I too have the mark of Feldman and therefore exercise my right to laugh at this.

@Rob.P974

2 жыл бұрын

⬆️ thank you 😂😂😂

@aquilla303

2 жыл бұрын

⚰️

I really liked Richard Farleigh as a dragon. Respectful and polite while still cutting straight through any bullshit.

Text message from Jenny: "I'm out"

@lynne523

4 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@ironsentinel6047

4 жыл бұрын

More like Morse code. Or even smoke signals.

@arcuarius86

3 жыл бұрын

most likely on a pager

@JuniorD01

3 жыл бұрын

😆👍

"I am the company am I not?" Literally the first thing you learn in business 101 and he doesn't have a clue.

@Bartooc

4 жыл бұрын

I am the senate!!

@EverthingsApple

3 жыл бұрын

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

@timothydraper3687

2 жыл бұрын

If you're not a limited company, I understand it almost becomes like that, because one's own home can be used as capital to pay any debts.

@feonor26

2 жыл бұрын

L'état c'est moi - King Louis XIV

@abba2566

2 жыл бұрын

@@timothydraper3687 This almost certainly would have been a limited company though. And a limited company is it's own legal entity, so no, he is not the company.

I think Peter is onto something. He isn't trying to deceive, he's just inept. He is too thick to realise the difference.

@DesignByKirk

2 жыл бұрын

i dont think his weight had anything to do with it.

"£2,000 for an hour." Jesus Christ dude I could fly to Japan, eat a plate of gourmet food, get a nice hotel, and come back the next day for that price.

@nezarelmasleh4140

3 жыл бұрын

but can you land in a swamp? lol and have to swim with your bags

@MG-hn4sb

3 жыл бұрын

In economy class. Peasant.

@netweed09

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, 1 plate?? What, is that Golden Bred Chicken, surf n turf and a Wagyu feast??

@infiniteshay8660

3 жыл бұрын

@@netweed09 I'm just throwing words at the wall because literally any trip would be less expensive than the plane ride he presented.

@netweed09

3 жыл бұрын

@@infiniteshay8660 Yea, I thought that seemed a bit steep. Unless you really were hiring Indiana Jones for a cameo that day lol

I like the little disclaimer Peter Jones put in on the end so they can't get sued for defamation 😂

@theenglishalpinist5031

2 жыл бұрын

Yep they don't miss anything. That's how they got so wealthy.

@DlcEnergy

Жыл бұрын

I don't think they've ever been worried about getting sued from people on the show. People come on the show knowing the dragons may rip them apart with tons of valid criticism which can obviously have a negative effect on their business and/or reputation. And they always get the truth out of them, so they obviously know it's just their own lack of understanding that makes them unintentionally deceitful. (and such delusional always carries its way downstairs to Evan Davis. lol) He never called him a fraud. He didn't have to say anything at the end. He said it because it was his honest opinion.

@saxongreen78

Жыл бұрын

Good observation - he seemed like the sorta bloke who would claim libel for a buck.

@garybuttherissilent5896

Жыл бұрын

@@DlcEnergy I think it's a real concern and they obviously have consulted lawyers before and during the production of the show lol. Come on now. Your logic is really flawed and based upon unmerited assumptions.

Why does he show a picture of a plane he doesn't own lol

@ianrae1546

4 жыл бұрын

He did own it, that was the problem. He owned it and not the company.

@backwardsbrand7652

4 жыл бұрын

@@ianrae1546 he Said the one he was showing off was not the one he owns

@kumarsiva1426

4 жыл бұрын

Backwards Brand exactly right!

@stavrosgiannaros7041

4 жыл бұрын

For the same reason women take dating app selfies with their chins covered.... it looks better!

@msstarlight4770

4 жыл бұрын

@@stavrosgiannaros7041 Oooooh, you're mean.... 😉😆😂😂😂😂😂 (LMAO! great comment!)

He says they spoke to him like shit but you just asked them for 150k of their own cash for share of a company with zero assets...

@pauljohny200

4 жыл бұрын

He thinks every one is a fool..strange delusion

@vexxama

4 жыл бұрын

MasterJTLS right? He basically said “I have a plane that I’ll loan to the company that isn’t on the books and you won’t have any stake in”. He’s either an idiot who can’t understand the difference and did what seemed simpler, or he’s a liar pretending to be stupid and hoping people won’t notice

@martin-1965

4 жыл бұрын

@@vexxama In this day and age, it's hard to know the difference between idiots and liars as they are everywhere. I would charitably suggest he is an idiot in this case. A pity because the idea he had was perfectly reasonable and could turn a profit for investors. However, when you want someone to trust you with their money, it's a good idea to come across as both competent and capable as, without that, your idea is just an idea and, quite likely, a bad one for an idiot to pursue.

@justanotherhappyhumanist8832

4 жыл бұрын

​@@martin-1965 I agree with you that it's hard to tell the difference between liars and idiots these days (especially because people are often both), but I don't know how you think his idea was a "perfectly reasonable" one that "could turn into a profit" for investors. It was a terrible idea - one only made worse by his incompetence.

@johndcosta7347

4 жыл бұрын

Your wrong!, he took the framed photo of the cessna with him, the frame must be worth a fiver.

A very classic move to secure the company assets for yourself in case everything started to fall down and people wants out, this is the worst type of human corruption.

@Srrrgp

2 жыл бұрын

My english is bad. Could you please explain? Thanks

@noobgoestrapping5084

2 жыл бұрын

@@Srrrgp The plane he bought for $300,000, he did not buy for the company. He owns the plane himself. It's HIS airplane. Not the company's. But he made it sound like he spent that $300,000 for a company airplane, not his own personal one. So if the company fails, there's no $300,000 airplane there to liquidate. So the company could fail, HE would still have his $300,000 airplane. The investors would have $0. Hope that helped! Tried to break it up to make it easier.

@Srrrgp

2 жыл бұрын

@@noobgoestrapping5084 oh ok now i get it! Thanks :) I was confused with “and people wants out” hehe thanks again

@MrBradfordchild

Жыл бұрын

He knew exactly what he was doing.

Evan Davis reaction at the end was the dictionary definition of “ smile and wave boys smile and wave”

He failed to submit accounts for three years and the company was dissolved in 2009. Luckily, he owned a plane so even though his investors were screwed he had a ride home.

@chavebomber

4 жыл бұрын

Peter D no way. It didn’t make millions. Really thought that was a winner. I’d say he has Richard Branson shitting himself.

@10wanderer

4 жыл бұрын

@@chavebomber no pissing himself laughing , so the Dragons were correct in their comments

@AllsortPassport

4 жыл бұрын

OneInchPunch 😂😂

@ebojfmdboojoh4023

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if this is true or not but it doesn't surprise me that he failed to submit accounts. He probably didn't realise he had to submit accounts. He was extremely naive

@specialunit0428

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Man the narators pun game has improved a lot in recent years

@newlifesolutions3806

4 жыл бұрын

Some of his puns make me cringe.

@ste9497

4 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@ashkanahmadi

4 жыл бұрын

He should appear in the Den and pitch his Pun Studio business!!!

@LAVATORR

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like his claims....didn't fly with the Dragons. But can his pitch take off, or will it crash and burn? Will the Dragons find this investment a tasty on-board snack? Or will they pull their ripcord and be out of the plane?

@JacaboBlanco

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashkanahmadi call it Big Pun

Richard Farley was a fantastic dragon. Please bring him back.

@nicolamunroe1176

Жыл бұрын

Agree. Savvy, clear but still respectful.

@TrevorParsnips

Жыл бұрын

I'd make a better dragon, I have €285 in my bank account and I know what to do with it, I'm a shrewd fellow you know, if you DOUBT me... Then omma getcha 😉

@Asif24960

9 ай бұрын

He was brilliant but got axed because of diversity. Not saying James was bad because he wasn’t but producers wanted a coloured person

@Yamezzzz

6 ай бұрын

​@@Asif24960total bullshit lmao

@DJcyberslash

5 ай бұрын

​@@Asif24960"Coloured person?" It's 2023 mate

He still doesn’t understand in the end 😂😂

@kyatzz

3 жыл бұрын

It is better to be viewed as naive rather than admitting you're trying to scam people out of 150k on national television.

They were wrong, his company does have assets... and he took it with him as he walked out the room... Just needs a frame and hook to hang it on a wall...

@williamwills492

4 жыл бұрын

No, the poster was on loan to the company (he printed it out on his home PC)

@MrCostas32

4 жыл бұрын

No.. you have no idea what business is about

@MrQuestiel

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrCostas32 damn the joke is so far above you, it's painful.

@MrQuestiel

4 жыл бұрын

@@williamwills492 it's not clear of the joke is above yours as well or you're the fun one at parties

@williamwills492

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrQuestiel ?

“How dare they speak to me like that?” How dare? They were exasperated over the fact that the only assets in the company would be their own cash, while everything else wasn’t in the companies name and would be loaned at the discretion of the owner. If things went belly up they’d just be left in the wind. If anything they showed great restraint by not getting up and walking out the room themselves

@fishwatch8677

4 жыл бұрын

Peter and Duncan showed great restraint in not getting up and giving him a right bloody good hiding in my opinion.

@davidjames579

4 жыл бұрын

He's a hard working man who put his money on the line to get the company going. That shows integrity. They should be kissing his boots.

@KumaBean

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't put any money into the company, the aircraft wasn't a registered company asset, meaning if the company he was trying to get investment for didn't take off or went bust, he'd still have his plane and the Dragons lose their investment.

@davidjames579

4 жыл бұрын

@@KumaBean Sound idea, why lose a plane if you can avoid it? All investments have a risk of no returns.

@KumaBean

4 жыл бұрын

David James So you think it's right and moral that he should ask others to invest over £100,000 in his idea, because that's all it is, while he invests nothing and takes zero risk? Moreover, do you think that any serious investor worth their salt is even going to entertain that kind of proposition? You have no idea how this works, do you?

All five dragons agitated and woahing at the same time, now THAT's a new one.

Ironically the end segment showed him not understanding the difference between a business critique and a personal insult.

“I’m not going to take it from them!” Well you did though didn’t you?

@darklordojeda

4 жыл бұрын

He took it and he liked it.

@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey

4 жыл бұрын

Took it right up the ass

@marks6663

4 жыл бұрын

He means he won't take it lying down. Which he didn't. He stood the whole time.

@10wanderer

4 жыл бұрын

As Bogart said in a Sam Spade film " you will take a good slapping and like it" !!!

@mattburrows2615

4 жыл бұрын

Actually In a way he's correct, maybe even more than he realises. He's "not going to be taking it from them" or anyone else expecting return on investment.

Peter Jones is so articulate

@peterpetigrew2869

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@peterpetigrew2869

4 жыл бұрын

@Invesigator 2 it's me baby

@bosseyedboo1450

4 жыл бұрын

*artickyoulate

@unlostm8

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Petigrew 😂😂

@byebye1493

4 жыл бұрын

Are you familiar with Russian literature?

This really is classic that you keep coming back to

@RogueBoyScout

3 жыл бұрын

This and the traffic signs... By the way, I own a patent on this comment ;)

One of the most basic accounting principles: treat the business as if it’s entirely separate from the owners.

@unknown_7148

2 жыл бұрын

You just reminded me of my first year uni class 😂😂

Looks like the dude from The Human Centipede 2

@MajesticHD

4 жыл бұрын

DARTH VAPER init he going at it with sand paper to this video rn

@clinicallydepressedcat3497

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not the only one who thought this!!!😂😂😂

@aclockworktangerine4465

4 жыл бұрын

I hadn’t noticed but good lord... you’re right 😂😂😂

@greenman3464

4 жыл бұрын

Haha yes!!! A much thinner version.

@Katie-tx8rf

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t unsee it

The plane was called Jenny, and for that reason it was out of the business.

@Zenocius

4 жыл бұрын

How many people are going to ride Jenny?

@mchalethegreat4938

4 жыл бұрын

Boring

@mchalethegreat4938

4 жыл бұрын

@A M boring

@WilliamWallace42

4 жыл бұрын

A M I’ll tell you what else is getting out of hand... Jenny, any chance she can get out she takes it.

@shojorebecca4218

4 жыл бұрын

Too good ;D

I REALLY like the POST interview segments they have after this "Job Interview". The host does an excellent job describing the situation to the pitcher who had issues with the dragons.

@alkaholic4848

Жыл бұрын

They skip that on some of the later ones and I don't know why, it was always interesting to see their reactions after they left.

Talk about completely deluded, this guy should sell his plane, cut his losses and take up another hobby.

@Wally-H

4 жыл бұрын

He did, in 2009.

@misterg2201

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wally-H what's he doing these days now?

@Wally-H

3 жыл бұрын

@@misterg2201 How the hell should I know lol. Probably working as a Tesco home delivery driver, like half the population at the moment

@johnnyace2287

3 жыл бұрын

Paper plane?

@aquapony

2 жыл бұрын

Used car salesman would be good

*Jenny hops out of time machine* “Just came back in time to say I’m out” *hops back in time machine*

@LAVATORR

4 жыл бұрын

This makes sense because ownership of the plane is trapped in the Quantum Realm.

@maxsmart411

4 жыл бұрын

Not funny

@LAVATORR

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxsmart411 ok

@mchalethegreat4938

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck off mate your boring

@stephenfox8685

4 жыл бұрын

I love how people like you have to plague every dragons den vid just to make a jenny comment. Even those that dont feature her. Maybe you have a secret thing for her.

"How dare they talk to me like that after I ask for £150,000 of their money for a stake in a company that has no assets whatsoever" What a bell end 😂🤣😂🤣

@Zyrant3

4 жыл бұрын

It's worse - "for the sake of the company"

@mrs.chandler9384

4 жыл бұрын

Ian Rae They own an airplane for promotion, and training

@colmivers

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrs.chandler9384 someone does but the investors but would have no stake for the good of the company 😂

@bakersmileyface

4 жыл бұрын

​@@mrs.chandler9384 No, he personally owns an airplane for promotion and training. He bought that with his own money. He made it clear in this video that the company did not buy that plane at 4:24 And then he proceeded to explain that the company does not have any cash or any assets. The directors own the plane and use it for the company. However the company does not own the plane. Therefore it cannot be included as an asset for the company. And if the dragons invest into the company, that plane is not included in the deal. In other words, the company has nothing. He's asking them to invest £150,000 in an idea.

@JimmyHey

3 жыл бұрын

@@bakersmileyface That is completely what I thought as well. How does this man not understand that if he purchased the plane through the company it would go to the assets and his company would have at least SOMETHING. But because he bought it with his own money, this business is nothing. Absolutely nothing. No assets, no cash, nothing. It's not that hard to understand, is it?!

He’ll need a LOT of passengers per day to get anywhere near profitability.

@alkaholic4848

Жыл бұрын

And how many people are going to spend £2000 per hour for a flight? And those planes don't go very fast either. Even the people that can afford it, how often are they going to do it?

"The modern way of traveling". Apparently, if you can't afford to pay £2000 for each hour in the air, you're living in the Stone Age

@alzon5712

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh I mean feels overpriced, 1 hour local flight shouldn't cost more than £100-200 as an experience package...

@heiko3169

3 жыл бұрын

well ...with 4 passengers that would make it "just" 500 each

I love how the dude at the end just said “okay”. He was never going to understand 🤣

@kyatzz

2 жыл бұрын

He tried to scam them out of 150k, it's best to just play dumb.

@patrickkuyoro755

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyatzz exactly. U don’t want to be a risk bearer at all in YOUR OWN BUSINESS. Where is it done? 🤣

Should have called his company Icarus.

@HHHKingofKings58

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I get it

@peteschneider7369

4 жыл бұрын

Icarus flew too close to the sun. The Highlands have no sun!🌿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@jamieangel3766

4 жыл бұрын

Love it!

@christopherthorkon3997

4 жыл бұрын

Ha, that's a good one. Icarus Airlines. With a beautiful logo of Icarus plummeting out of the sky.

@10wanderer

4 жыл бұрын

Nah the planes never took off!

Well, this ought to assist Inland Revenue with their enquiries.

@BreakfastMunkii

3 жыл бұрын

This comment made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that lol

The juxtaposition between him going "How dare they speak to me like that and accuse me of lying" all furious and indignant, while 5 seconds earlier before the scene switch the dragons said "I don't think he tried to deceive I think he was just confused" is really amusing to me for some reason

I'm Richard Farleigh's hair - and for that reason I'm glorious

@mcmajestic7095

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@abhilashmessi31

4 жыл бұрын

I am Theo's hair - and for that reason I'm out

@kalesozzo5608

4 жыл бұрын

Yes 🤣🤣🤣

Thomas cook’s boss’s will be on here shortly

@aaminaahmed218

4 жыл бұрын

Kkkkkkkkkk

@glowblank17

3 жыл бұрын

@Scott Hastings, *Damn, you sure are a lil’ CUTIE 😍! May I PLEASE make direct payments towards your college tuition/student loans (Soon-To-Be Dr.) 😩?*

Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse really excelled themselves with this Dragons Den sketch. Spot on impressions and so funny!

I love when the den comes up in ny recommended after a while so I can fall deep into its lure once again

The title of the vid immediately made me think of "Are you calling me a lier?!" "Well I ain't calling you a truther!!" 😂

@twilightparanormalresearch186

2 жыл бұрын

Forgot where that’s from

@kieran1883

2 жыл бұрын

@@twilightparanormalresearch186 Drake and Josh. :)

When I used to work in tax it was shocking to me how many company directors had the same lack of understanding that they and the company were separate.

@WobblesandBean

3 жыл бұрын

All I can say is, there's a reason so many sociopaths and narcissists go into business.

This guy is so nervous he's licking his lips like Dragons are roasted turkeys.

I love how he still didn't get what was wrong, even when he went out of the den...

Year 1 business students, take note This is NOT how to secure a loan....

@Leon-cq2ry

4 жыл бұрын

Ooopsy poopsy I think a first lesson gcse business student could make a better pitch than this

@fergusmackay2584

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah its definitely not 😂, kinda sounded like a fraudster. If I was them and I want to go into buisness, I wouldn't invest he hardly has a buisness and has no assets.

@stavrosgiannaros7041

4 жыл бұрын

The business went under very shortly after this.... Setup no doubt with the hope of a gullable dragon, lose all their money, fly off into the sunset

@ChrisLee-yr7tz

3 жыл бұрын

Year 1 business students take note... He wasn't looking for a loan.

@stavrosgiannaros7041

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisLee-yr7tz He was not. But not everyone will get to go on the show to pitch. So they will need to go to a bank.

I miss Richard Farleigh, he was great on this!

@harrytodhunter5078

3 жыл бұрын

Such a gent. Even as he was declining investment, he was polite. Absolute lad.

@lauratt7743

3 жыл бұрын

Same.. he was always polite and fair and respectful. He’s also very hot

@RogueBoyScout

3 жыл бұрын

@@lauratt7743 LOL, I just had visions of him walking into a conference, and some business types (me included) going "Farleigh, so hot right now. Farleigh"

“I will *NOT* take it from them” He said after taking it from them

I think Theo 'the fetus' is my favourite...or maybe it's Drunken Valentine....

@TraitorFelon.14.3

2 жыл бұрын

Why the need to invent derogative terms for people? Are you so insecure and do you really have such low self esteem, that you survive by trashing other people?

@ifwecouldvote

2 жыл бұрын

@@TraitorFelon.14.3 Comedy is where the soul goes to tickle itself.

@AbhishekSanyalTGV

2 жыл бұрын

@@TraitorFelon.14.3 Take it as a joke and move on. Your comment applies to you too.

Anyone else miss Richard Farleigh? I thought he was a good dragon, asked good questions, insightful etc

@lissmcclymont8977

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's clever.

@markevans7244

4 жыл бұрын

Yes he was excellent. Those were the best seasons 3 and 4 when he was involved. It's long since declined as a show...

@hamza361

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly he was bullied out of the show because he wasn’t the right skin colour.

@classicartfoundation639

4 жыл бұрын

@@hamza361 where did you hear that!?

@Honking_Goose

4 жыл бұрын

@@hamza361 Yikes how are you people such pussy's?

This is a teaser trailer for The Human Centipede III The victims will be lured to flight to a remote location in Scotland,

@orlandoalessandrini2505

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@NotAGoodUsername360

4 жыл бұрын

Human Centipede 3 already exists, it's in a prison. Think you mean 4

@kevinjames409

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@martinjohnston4754

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone for african clits.

@JamilKhan-hk1wl

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like that mad scientist guy

How dare they? Because it's their money, you doofus.

That nervous pause at the beginning of his presentation, you just know he dropped a plop in his pants 😂😂

@StephenCarrIsBald

7 ай бұрын

Reckon it smelt bad?

@arakkaramoon586

7 ай бұрын

@@StephenCarrIsBald it's STILL lingering 😆

Just for anyone who might be about as business savy as this guy: The difference in spending the money himself to benefit the company on the one hand and putting the same money into the company for the company to then spend it, is the ownership of the plane. So if the investors get a 15% share, they now have 15% of that plane as security if everything goes tits up. If you keep ownership (not the company) the investors get 15% of jackshit when it goes tits up. Why would they do that?

@languageoffootball

4 жыл бұрын

QemeH I don’t think that was the main issue to be honest. It was more the business proposition that was a dud. After all arranging the paperwork and making the investment subject to the assets being in the business is a relatively simple transactional process but it was more to do with the ROI. The plane itself wouldn’t have been paid for until year 5 and at £2k an hour you’re bound to have lots of downtime.

@JimmyHey

3 жыл бұрын

@@languageoffootball I disagree. The simple fact that he even through the end, didn't understand what it meant to have the plane in the company's assets makes it clear to the investors, that he doesn't understand business at all. That in itself makes him, as a person, just as impossible to invest in, as in his company that is worth nothing.

@languageoffootball

3 жыл бұрын

@@JimmyHey almost anything can be forgiven if the product is exceptional. Lots of people fall into business by accident after creating something unique or taking something on outside of their normal comfort zone. Even somebody who knows nothing about business, for e.g. you, could be lucky if you got the product right.

@kimdaisies2660

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno if it is naivety...its much too simple a distinction to not be understood. I mean a simple person likely would have a simple business idea. To execute a plan like this, to even conceptualise, one would likely have to have some measure of aviation knowledge and a good understanding of the operation costs etc. Where did he get $300k to buy himself a plane? He must have some measure of success to afford such a high value asset. And yet he is supposed to be naive ?? My guess he plans to lease his plane to the "tour operating" company which he wants to set up with other investors' monies to get that business off the ground. And he will be making money on his leasing business whilst investors wait 5 years (probably longer besides) before seeing any return having funded two additional planes and likely the operational costs as well. As Richard F observed why is he selling a concept rather than utilising the plane he has already to commence doing tours etc 🤷🏽‍♀️ It just does not add up. So either he is quite daft or extremely cunning and not to be trusted. He took great umbrage at being perceived as a fraud when noone said or accused him as such..and thats because he is a fraud.

@Superutubeking

2 жыл бұрын

That’s why they did not invest the company had no value at all, no assets it was a very high gamble that would not work

It’s actually very common for small air charter companies to do this, separating the operational side from the entity that owns the aircraft. They basically lease the machines to themselves. Some of the larger airlines also do this. But yeah, there’s nothing unique about his model. Not to say it wouldn’t work, it might. But doing so with Caravans? VIPs and high end clients he’s after don’t want a sea plane, get yourself a helicopter mate.

@benjaminmurphy

4 жыл бұрын

I thought similar, but if it is the case then he needs to make it clear.

@pgnandt

2 жыл бұрын

Never even mentioned the mountain of maintenance required to operate a commercial aircraft. The cost is just huge.

@mtadc1545

9 ай бұрын

He could have cross hired the caravan. Owning an aircraft is the dumbest financial decision ever for charter companies.

5:40 Peter Jones was like "Gotcha" - The way he went "Ahhhhh" 😄😄😄

9:34 everyone's a big man when they get out of the den

Debbie looks like she's just come out of a washing machine

@bambino9235

4 жыл бұрын

PELC English Courses her name's Deborah

@grahamd4764

4 жыл бұрын

What do you look like? I dread to think.

@lauratt7743

3 жыл бұрын

She has

More of these uploads please, haven't watched DD in years and this has got me back watching

This guy is trying to restrain himself from licking his eyes

Reminds me of Robin Williams' character in a Good Morning Vietnam scene, when he uses abbreviations to put his point across to sarcastically confuse the lieutenant.

10% of Peter Jones hair growing business please

even i understood that the plane is his, not the company´s, so if anything goes wrong, he keeps it and im dumb af

Closed the business in 2006, Filed for bankrupt in 2007, Also attempted a Swimming pool business which lasted 12 months.

09:49 "really... I'm even getting grilled in my exit interview now?"

The dragons asked valid questions and the pompous, arrogant little twit, Peter Matheson, has the cheek to call the dragons out of order. He totally deserved the roasting. Rolling of eyes @7:45, lmao🤣

@BigBrianStormer

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if he was being obtuse, or just didn't understand the difference between him owning the plane and the company owning the plane, but either way he would not be a good business partner

@Lubble-

4 жыл бұрын

Regardless of him not understanding.....the dragons are still arrogant cunts

@AUNZAnon

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lubble- they're not arrogant, they're just intelligent enough not to suffer fools. Why should they, and have their time wasted. Unfortunately producers of the progamme are to blame, they deliberately place applicants knowing full well the dragons will eat them alive..makes for good ratings.

@Lubble-

4 жыл бұрын

@@AUNZAnon well yeah that makes sense but they are generally arrogant both on and off screen, they act like they're geniuses despite their major personal issues and money problems over the years

@AUNZAnon

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lubble- true

5:31 followed by the AHHHHH sounds like a bunch of friends solving a mystery

@MuhammadSohailArif

4 жыл бұрын

You can't beat Duncan's woah woah woah!

Even Evan at the end struggled to get Peter Matheson to understand. Good grief Mr. Matheson, if you are unable to understand the basic concepts of business, you are not even capable of running a car boot stall at a charity event.

Update Feb 2021: This man is sitting at home still trying to understand what an empty company means.

@Persian-Immortal

3 жыл бұрын

It was a scam.

I could just imagine Jeremy Clarkson replying with “let’s not get bogged down with who owns what.”

What an absolute plonker. So he has a shell Company and an idea, £150,000 where do I send the cheque!!!

He proved their judgments correct lmao. I love this show

The business has a snazzy photo montage. No planes, no money, no headed stationary

One of the first things you learn in business don't mix up personal finance with the businesses it always causes problems

@seanjosephhayes

4 жыл бұрын

I find it baffling how anyone possibly could mix those things up! It’s just mind boggling.

@kennedymcdon3674

4 жыл бұрын

@@seanjosephhayes just imagine having business inside your personal account mixed into everything your buying usually it can get really confusing that's why it's highly advised to keep them seperate but

@seanjosephhayes

4 жыл бұрын

Kennedy Mcdon I can’t quite imagine having it mixed into your personal account haha. Wouldn’t fancy that at all haha. Rather have a separate account and everything for the business haha.

@kennedymcdon3674

4 жыл бұрын

@@seanjosephhayes anyone with a few brain cells would rather have it seperate but alot of people rush into business and don't give themselves times to seperate it

@10wanderer

4 жыл бұрын

Could have made it a Directors loan

5:39 😂 Okay we’ve bought the aircraft- *KSHYHFEGJIKGGEWAKKGVBPFWR*

I love the way the presenter tries to wind them up again after the pitch.

Peter look so satisfied with himself after he said he was out 😂😂

dude licking his lips like that was freaking me OUT

@OpinionatedMonk

4 жыл бұрын

He def a lizard person.

@stjohnssoup

3 жыл бұрын

Dry mouth

@WobblesandBean

3 жыл бұрын

Lip lickers are absolutely revolting. I cannot understand why they think that's an ok thing to do in front of other people.

So addictive watching these videos, thank you for uploading 🙂

"are you calling me fraudulent" Well not before, but now it really feels like someone should be asking some deeper questions

Lost in another loop of Dragons Den. Jesus that thumbnail never gets old

I prefer OG dragons den. Duncan and Theo are way more entertaining than the new dragons.

@rorus9530

4 жыл бұрын

I quite like Hilary, shes very direct and actually invests quite often.

@donaldtusk2678

4 жыл бұрын

My names jenny Campbell and for that reason I’m out

@hamza361

4 жыл бұрын

Martin Simpson sadly richard got bullied out of the show because he wasn’t the right skin colour.

@switchblade6993

4 жыл бұрын

Jenny was good for the memes

@TomorrowWeLive

4 жыл бұрын

Duncan's class

Loving these high quality older episodes! Thanks guys!

Kevin Leary would have said "You're dead to me!" as soon as the guy said he had no cash in the business. I am a fan of Shark Tank, and just recently started watching these 'DD(s)' videos. I have to say--this episode right here had to be the most painful episode I have ever seen in regards to these shows.

Here is a guy that likes to fly planes for a hobby and decides to try to make a business of it but literally has no idea on how a business works

@baobo67

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. No business acumen.

@MrTangolizard

4 жыл бұрын

J pretty much yes