Who is your favorite 'Navy Seal'? I had more but this batch will do. More of the finest Tier 1 has to offer - kzread.info/dash/bejne/p4OprpWRppDSfqw.html.

@liammac7045

3 жыл бұрын

@JamesonsTravels I really appreciate when you stop to explain a possible explanation, because it helps me figure. Out more about the norms of the military and how things work, Thanks!

@liammac7045

3 жыл бұрын

Also how dumb some of these people can be lol

@johnreinburg859

3 жыл бұрын

I love your channel but I had to stop it because I couldn't watch these phony fucks anymore!

@andywilliams8563

3 жыл бұрын

Probably Charlie Sheen in Navy Seals. Quite a good film lol

@pacifisttictac5565

3 жыл бұрын

You should do more airsoft stuff

The last guy is LEGIT he was a Gravy Seal who served in Dessert Storm, also was part of Snack Ops. He lived by his motto of Semper Pie.

@nonebright8073

3 жыл бұрын

I’m dying h e l p

@josephsalim9638

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@jacobdempsey2608

3 жыл бұрын

BRO!!! LMFAO!!!!!

@jordanshilander7402

3 жыл бұрын

I assumed he was a green buffet.

@CELTICSAVAGE32

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordanshilander7402 hahahahahahahaha

I served in the Salvation Army, I was stationed outside of Walmart.

@MrTikbik2000

3 жыл бұрын

Lol! Comment winner! 🤣

@maj.romuloortiz7832

3 жыл бұрын

I bet you have some horror stories 😂

@ANIMATORME1

3 жыл бұрын

Under cover as Santa Claus?

@datdude7395

3 жыл бұрын

Did you serve with Jeremy dewitte?

@whitex3898

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

I retired just over ten years ago, and I can honestly say that I’ve never felt compelled to wear my uniform around, out & about. I tried it on a year back, but that was just to see if it still fit.😅

@patrickgriffitt6551

2 жыл бұрын

I retired 30yrs ago. My Bus still fit but no longer have any insignia on them. I wear them lounging around or visiting close neighbors but never in general public. They are comfortable and nearly brand new.

@JPNB

2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickgriffitt6551 thank you for your service, brother 👍.

@qua7771

Жыл бұрын

Dress uniform maintenance is a PITA, and utility uniforms remind me too much of work. I never see veterans wear uniforms. Maybe the pants, or coats.

@patrickgragg5602

Жыл бұрын

did it?

@JPNB

Жыл бұрын

@@patrickgragg5602 yes they did.

This must be infuriating for the guys that served to run into people like this!

@dabprod

10 ай бұрын

Yeah.....this would piss me off. Army 1962-65.

@GM8101PHX

6 ай бұрын

Air Force 1976 to 1982! makes me angry!!!@@dabprod

@Romanus-

3 ай бұрын

That man ate two navy seals to get that valor. Show some respect.

@davemckanry7755

Ай бұрын

Yes it does, really pisses us off. Nothing worse than a person with PTSD listening to fu.ktards like this.

I was the Petty Officer in “Meal Team Six”, and he barely passed “FUDS” class 199. He drowned after parachuting to the chocolate fountain, but he managed to breach into a safe house and rescue the 8 pizza boxes taken hostage at a house party.

@JamesonsTravels

3 жыл бұрын

PUDS with the heavyweights.

@1922Skidoo

3 жыл бұрын

Fuds training by Elmer💩

@andrewnelis9791

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesonsTravels lol. This is actually the most. Hilarious one yet

@thomashenderson7942

3 жыл бұрын

More like BUN/S

@223dmr7

3 жыл бұрын

😆🤣😂 that's awesome 👌

That dude ate SEAL Team Six, but he was never in it.

@sqeekms6186

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not understanding why your comment isn't blowing up with likes ROFLMAO 🤣😂😅

@sqeekms6186

3 жыл бұрын

I'm honestly still laughing from your comment thanks

@JimD410

3 жыл бұрын

LoL hahaha

@dakoderii4221

3 жыл бұрын

What really happened to Seal Team 6. Obama had that dude eat them for lunch so he had plausible deniability. *Before you say my comment is ridiculous, I will remind you we now live in the Twilight Zone.

@sqeekms6186

3 жыл бұрын

@@dakoderii4221 I think I would rather live in the twilight zone.

When he mentioned getting issued a .50 at boot camp I about pissed myself. Imagine seeing some dude in formation going to right shoulder arms with a freaking Barrett M82 😂😂😂😂

@emilycarter2492

3 ай бұрын

Exactly. He not only has zero education regarding the military, but he’s ignorant about weapons. The logistics of special operators, who travel very long distances silently, as quickly as possible, each carrying around a 50 Cal is absurd. Make it make sense.

As a vet, I love these videos. I also love your commentary. My time in the Navy as a Delta/SEAL/Airman/Chief Gunnery Private was the best time in my life. I loved the food served at the latrine or something like that.

@Flyingmsdaisy

2 жыл бұрын

Me too man. I did it all, but mom screwed it up when she called us in for supper. Talk about a bummer man.

@Offskew

9 ай бұрын

Epic....were you also assigned to the Urinal bacteria eradication squad that used the "P" 51 Full Auto toothbrush ?

“ that’s part of his cover to look like Jabba the hut” I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sqeekms6186

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂🤣😅

@muhhamadavdol3781

3 жыл бұрын

"chillin', playing it, and the boat comes. 'Little bastards.' And it's a bunch of Chris Farley look-a-likes." 🤣

@eatsbyrick3161

3 жыл бұрын

I was a door gunner on the Imperial Drop Ship. I was backing up Mando on Tatooine outside Jabba’s Palace. I remember that guy. He was Jabba’s CIA stunt double from Meal Team 6.

@TerpToothPirate

3 жыл бұрын

@@eatsbyrick3161 WHY IS THAT STORY SO PERFECT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jackandblaze5956

3 жыл бұрын

IDK about Seal Team Six for Fatty Arbuckle, more like Walrus Team 86.

Guy: why you join the navy seals????? Meal team 6 dude: they took my fries, I took there lives!!!!

@JamesonsTravels

3 жыл бұрын

'they did not come out with the mcrib during that time'

@gr1mmy954

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesonsTravels 🤣

@michaellong9799

3 жыл бұрын

Farted from laughing so hard! Nice one

@georgesarris1866

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@brandonnewman98

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesonsTravels 🤣🤣🤣

As a 30 year vet and a recipient of two bronze stars from 2 tours in Desert Storm I’m appalled about people trying to steal valor from those of us who have sacrificed so much.

I’m literally over here at work trying to hold it together 😂 As soon as you made the Jabba the Hutt comment, I went into a coughing attack. Your commentary is pure gold

These guys give “Donut Operator” a whole new meaning.

@shockmazta3116

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but Donut is hot.

@HamBonEz

3 жыл бұрын

@@shockmazta3116 yupp that's what wine operator says!!!! Donut is the man!!!!

@largefarva5409

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you dare insult daddy donut

@greygray6230

3 жыл бұрын

@@HamBonEzWine said. He cheated on her and did some other nasty things (as said by Wine). Their no longer together (They don’t even follow each other on social media)

@fostercreque4110

3 жыл бұрын

@@greygray6230 well that makes sense, I was wondering if something happened between them

I'm a Texas Revolution Veteran. I served in the Alamo under Davy Crockett.

@walkertexas1599

3 жыл бұрын

Remember the Alamo!

@jonathanallard2128

3 жыл бұрын

I served at Pearl Harbour when the Japanese kamakaze attacked with samurai swords and kamehameha's. I died on USS Arizona. Was brutal, but I'm suuuper tough so here I am with my 3 Medals of Honor a 2 Iron Crosses with Oak Leaves. I don't wanna brag, but I am pretty fuckin bad ass...

@alexnunezramos1720

3 жыл бұрын

LOL 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😉😊

@hermitcleric

3 жыл бұрын

I served in the battle of Orleans With Andrew Jackson? No, no, Orleans, FRANCE. My CO was Joan of Arc

@jeffclark7888

3 жыл бұрын

Yaaa!

“GO AFTER MAIN CHARACTERS!” That’s an F*in LEGENDARY MOS! They didn’t offer anything that badass to us AF guys. Take out Terrorists..TOTs. Judging by his size, it looks like this guy had WAY too many TOTs missions.

@kasey7638

2 ай бұрын

Looks like his MOS was to eat the main characters.

He couldn’t tell you that he was part of a secret elite unit called the Navy Whales. They get air dropped or swim into remote enemy food storage depots. Once on site they eliminate the enemy’s food supply by means of consumption. It’s a rough job but somebody has to do it.

@donaldkimura7392

2 ай бұрын

L

"Ops this is delta 1, casevac required" "Roger that, whos been hit" "Jabba the Hut is all fucked up" "Roger, standby while we call up seaworld and ask to borrow their whale harness"

@aneesh7123

3 жыл бұрын

They gonna send it trough little bastards

@Seb-Storm

3 жыл бұрын

They're gonna need a crane for that

@dashlamb9318

3 жыл бұрын

Funny funny funny! Thanks for the laugh.

@RuiLuz

3 жыл бұрын

"Whale harness you say? - That's what I said! - K, on it's way, with a meal on the side"

@chriscosby1561

3 жыл бұрын

😅🤣🤣🤣

This guy isn't just a Navy Seal, he's a Navy Elephant Seal.

@Alrechinomostbeloved

Жыл бұрын

IN ROLING ON THE FLOR AND IM CRYING LMAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@razorhawk9808

Жыл бұрын

MEAL Team VI member who was POW at McDonald's and MIA at Planet Fitness. Also received 3 Purple Hearts from breaking his back while reaching for a box of Twinkies and hohos.

@demonbadger86

Жыл бұрын

Navy Walrus

@crackernipple6020

Жыл бұрын

Navy Sea lion

@walterjeffmunnik7623

11 ай бұрын

Navy whale

I have been watching your vids for a long time and I gotta say.....I love how sarcastic you are towards these people that fake the funk. I bet you were a trip back in your day. Would have loved to serve with you. Hoooah

"Undercover as Jabba The Hutt", that made my day, love your videos and comments, also Thank you for showing the videos about the recruitment and training of SF corps around the world. Keep up the good work Sir, salutations from Denmark.

"One tour in each! Iraq and Afghanistan!" Homeslice, I've been to both three times and didn't even get an AA, because, and I quote, "Specialists don't do enough to earn real awards."

@Keti9er

3 жыл бұрын

I deployed 4 times - 3 to Iraq, once to Afghanistan. All 4 times I got an ARCOM ad an "end of tour award." My squad leader put in for a V device for actions during a firefight but it was denied. Why? Because I was only a specialist. Military awards have become a joke.

Didn't know the requirements to become a SEAL included looking like a seal

@masterofdisaster2581

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah an elephant seal.

@jacksonkiehn1997

3 жыл бұрын

He’s actually on whale team six

@theboothy91

3 жыл бұрын

That's offensive to actually seals

@nf4833

2 жыл бұрын

William walrus !!!!!

4:53 Col. Jessup.....hilarious, from A Few Good Men...this still has me rolling rolling rolling, hurting my hernia🤦🏼‍♂️

The way you laid out his story dripping with sarcasm was hella funny. 😂

Q: “What’s your MOS?” A: “Killer” 😜

@zachseabass7414

3 жыл бұрын

Show me your war face!

@Cpt809

3 жыл бұрын

@@zachseabass7414 AaAaAaAhh hehe 😜

@Zerlot

3 жыл бұрын

@Raymond Pumphrey Yeah, he was being sarcastic.

@ezio_Winchester

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite was the guy who said he was a "door kicker"lmao . Wasnt in this video

@jeremyj.5687

3 жыл бұрын

Ray, us old timer CIA door kickin' killer Seals gotta have each other's backs, considering our 12 tours total in 'Nam, Serbia, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq and... all the other desert-Y places us CIA Secret Agent Enforcers have infiltrated to conduct proxy wars with the Russians, you see? And this purple Medal of Honor right next to my SEAL Academy Primus medal and the Ranger Certification Ribbon? Got that back in '86 from someone who looked suspiciously like myself 20 years from now. Told me that the Commies from the dark side of the moon invaded one day and to keep far away from goats and to never trust the Danish, they were up to no good. True story, swear on the grave of the anonymous soldier!

"There were 1500 SEALs in Vietnam. I have met all 7500 of them." Not my quote but appropriate.

@erikrungemadsen2081

2 жыл бұрын

That is fucking funny.

@joshualittle877

2 жыл бұрын

I have used that quote my self. It was actually only about 260 SEALS that actually served in Vietnam between 1962-1972 and 46 died there. I have only ever met three Mike Thorton I met on the beach in Coronado when I bought and got him to sign his book not sure if I still have it. The other was then Commander William McRaven when he commanded SEAL Team 3 this was a few days later and the last was a guy I went to highschool with it was his BUDS graduation I was there to see.

@Moadar

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshualittle877 Weren't they underwater demolitions then?

@Moadar

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshualittle877 Thats a great history lesson, thank you for that.

Quite funny to watch this clip. You can see he's almost immediately on the back foot, and there's a look of glazed anxiety in his eyes because he realises this guy knows what he's talking about and has probably been a serviceman. You can almost smell the fear and panic he's going to be asked stuff he can't answer or that won't add up.

@Jkstolz

6 ай бұрын

No, you can't. You're reading negative energy into it from yourself

The more Jameson videos I watch the more I appreciate him. If he ever runs out of "stolen valour" all he has to do is chose another subject and he'll succeed. 🏆 He can rub the spots off of a leopard!

The fat guy is Seal transport. He get's to the drop zone...they cut him open and Seal Team 6 pops out.

@dirtyhorse5090

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to say "ummm hummm I like french fried tators

@finallyfriday.

2 жыл бұрын

Trojan horse!

@DijBeast

2 жыл бұрын

They throw him off the back of the plane as ordinance lol

@chazvalvo2840

2 жыл бұрын

Just like in The original Total Recall the little prophet living inside of the resistance fighter

@joelspringman7748

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's an *elephant* seal.

If there was an attack of jelly doughnuts This dude would be on my team . This dude would give an army of jelly donuts hell . He went to basic training at Krispy kreme.

@223dmr7

3 жыл бұрын

@Meth Breakfast 😆🤣😂. Yea Chocolate covered long Johns stuffed in his bandoiler.

@TexasPatriot79

3 жыл бұрын

Haha!!

Omg 😂😂 I’ve never laughed so hard couldn’t even make it through the last guy all the way through without pausing it every 5 seconds “oh god, I just called them lil bastards”

Jameson, your candid sarcasm is highly appreciated!! 👏✊

"There are certain tattoos navy seals have." *lifts sleeve* Wow that proves it, he's legit.

@JamesonsTravels

3 жыл бұрын

i still want the secret code or handshake.

@darknessdescends8908

3 жыл бұрын

Not all operators, have tats, however, he has never been an operator. A couple of questions, exposes the fakes.

@timmycook6708

3 жыл бұрын

@@darknessdescends8908 I mean, he wouldn't be a navy seal, he'd be a navy walrus, eating all the rations at meal team 6.

@swampcritterisbackbaby1740

3 жыл бұрын

If you go to a tattoo shop anywhere near a military post and ask for a SEAL tattoo they will ask if you are a SEAL. Other shops will give you whatever you ask for because most do not know the significance of the images. I always thought the secret code was keep your flippin' mouth shut.

@timmycook6708

3 жыл бұрын

@@swampcritterisbackbaby1740 I agree man, I have been talking to a Navy recruiter and she asked if I had any tattoos and I said yes I got 2 seals on my left knee, and she asked "they're not doing anything are they?" 😂🤣 Hell no they're just chasing each other's tails!

I am a vet, and I am so glad you’re exposing these bums!

@Anonymous-lq2bs

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations

@robertnicola3075

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service 🙏

@Survivalist-of-war

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a vet and I get people whipping their phones out interrupting my life and screaming stolen valor at me.its happened numerous times. Be careful what you wish for.

@Guilhermemezari

2 жыл бұрын

@@Survivalist-of-war must be annoying.

@Survivalist-of-war

2 жыл бұрын

@@Guilhermemezari it is. And never once was I even in uniform. Some people are just dumb fucks who need an ass whooping.

Bro, I haven't laughed this hard in forever. Your narration is killer.

I have never served in any military. I can smell it from here,wherever here is,I love you for exposing these idiots!

Anybody who is out there bragging, and wearing all those medals, was never in the military. Or if they were had a dishonorable discharge and have a need for attention.

@joaopedroprado626

3 жыл бұрын

I used to have a commander that had a ton of courses like jungle operator and jumpmaster paratrooper (brazilian courses). And he didn't used a single medal, he was one of the humblest persons ive ever met

@dakoderii4221

3 жыл бұрын

Had a guy at Bragg(82nd) put on Halo wings, forgein jump wings, scuba, horse trained and other ones. He was doing it off post to get laid but everyone still laid into him. He lost the respect of his Joes for that and was repremanded too.

@JamesonsTravels

3 жыл бұрын

That levels of metals is over the top. I would stop the guy and shake his hand. That would be one impressive man if real. That rack is something else. Figure at that rank he would have a Southeast Asia ribbon as well. Why not.

@dakoderii4221

3 жыл бұрын

@Pepi Roni Roni If 2020-2021 didn't show you that corruption is all throughout our government then I don't know what to tell you. Just keep believing anyone and everyone with power has your best interests at heart and if not then it was just a "mistake" because they are "stupid". They are not playing stupid to fool you. Nah! They wouldn't do that. They love the country and the Constitution. That's why you're now considered a terrorist if you don't want to overthrow it with Communism.

@dakoderii4221

3 жыл бұрын

@Pepi Roni Roni Inside and out. Different countries and even groups have infiltrated every government ever to exist. Spies don't do what you see in the movies 99.9% of the time. They are usually average people and some are in high positions like Congressmen. It's about infiltration and subversion. They are allowed to prosper when no one holds them accountable because they believe no one would ever turncoat and sell out their own country for some riches. Funny how most politicians get very rich once getting into office, making many times their salaries. Then they turn around and blame all those problems on the very people they are supposed to serve. You seriously believe corruption does not exist or just corruption on that massive of a scale?

If only these guys realized that being in the military is about 10% cool guy stuff and 90% boring, detail filled stuff like layouts and PMCSing gear. When I get out of the military, there’s a lot I’m going to want to forget and never speak about again lol

@thomasslock8793

2 жыл бұрын

Bro that's the truth.

@randallc7228

2 жыл бұрын

yep, I cant even remember how much inventory I did over 9 years. Seems like my entire career was just that.

@andrew627

2 жыл бұрын

Were you in the seals?

@youngwildcat08

2 жыл бұрын

Oh PMCSing... the tried and true job of every MOS. I swear the motor pool hated us and there was always one HMMWV that someone f'd up when it was returned.

@dbilly7

2 жыл бұрын

The week I retired I dumped everything except my blues into the trash. I’ve been around active people that I knew while active and when they call me by my previous rank I correct them that my name is…. And remind them that was a different life.

REALLY good video, im not military, but i could see how it would offend anybody serving or former. Keep up the good work and thankyou for all the good people in any service, protecting us.❤

@easterbuny2226

10 ай бұрын

Most of them are not protecting you , That is BS , They help spread the NWO and are not protecting us . We are not free

JT... this is ****in hilarious!!!! I really needed a laugh, thank ya and keep makin these lol🤣🤣🤣

Some of these people are really out of shape and thats being extremely polite.

@MJA5

3 жыл бұрын

food babies

@Chris09978

3 жыл бұрын

150 months pregnant

@rut3ch

3 жыл бұрын

This is not the forum for politeness soldier. Carry on.

@ayoutubecommenter1827

3 жыл бұрын

Why do you think they're so insecure in life

@krtcampbell9007

3 жыл бұрын

Not of that shape is a sack of spuds.

Yeah, I remember a guy I knew back in the mid-80's. I was born in '64, and was about 20-21 at the time I knew him. He might have been two years older than me, maybe three years. Kept telling me all about how he was a "Tunnel Rat" in Vietnam. Uh huh, right..... I let him ramble on a few times; and of course his stories kept getting more and more dramatic. So... After a few weeks I asked him when the United States pulled out of Vietnam.... He did not know. I said I understood; because he likely was about age 11 or 12 when we pulled out. He hummed and hawed; thought for a bit, then told me he had been part of the clandestine, Super-Secret Undercover Forces that stayed on in Vietnam, fighting until the early-1980's. Sadly, he was not permitted to talk about it past that point. Right......

@JamesonsTravels

3 жыл бұрын

i left out the TET part. he said he was in TET during 69.

@ButcherBird-FW190D

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesonsTravels Heh, heh, heh. Exactly. My 'ol step-dad was a cook in the Army in WWII. -And there's nothing wrong with that at all. Problem being when we were kids; he'd tell tall stories. Even as a kid, I could tell something was wrong. Noting he fought in the Pacific Theater; he'd tell us kids about the "Screaming Meme's". That being the Japanese Zero, which had sirens on it when it dove. Uhm, wow. How wrong is that; pretty much on 3-4 different levels... I started seriously reading re: WWII, mostly to prove him wrong on this type of thing. I stopped the passive-aggressive BS after a few years and completely embarassing him; went on to really enjoy WWII history. He also ceased with the stories. As an aside, it was the Stuka which had the sirens in the early stages of the war, and a "Screaming Meme" was the six-barreled rocket launcher (Nebelwerfer) the Germans used. Anyway; "Exactly" re: the 'Tet Offensive. I was there too ! Being born in '64, it's notable I was one of the younger soldiers. It's all classified, can't talk about it !

@Koozomec

3 жыл бұрын

They are sick in the head. I pity them even if my sympathy goes for the people who deserved these medals and who never wear them. (Sorry, i'm not a native speaker)

@RuiLuz

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you met Frank Dux's brother, lol!

@ButcherBird-FW190D

3 жыл бұрын

@Ralph Goober Heh, heh, heh; exactly. I've met plenty of "Snipers". Uh huh, right.... Flapping their mouths at a bar re: how they used their .308 "Back in the day", etc. etc. 'course then you ask them how many grains are in a gram (15.43, BTW), and they don't know a blanking thing. I have bordering upon ZERO military service. Just AFROTC in college; had a pilot slot, lost it right as I graduated due to a heart murmur. So, no UPT for me re: 1986. Anyway, yeah, uh..... Even with just having been ROTC, and Air Force at that (no insult at all; but that's really almost civilian) and I still recall my AFSC. 92TX, Pilot Candidate, and I emphasize the candidate. Four-digit alpha-numeric for officers (and officer CANDIDATES (me)), five-digit alpha-numeric for enlisted. Sooo..... Yeah. Anyone with a clue, even with any absolute Dang near zero service to begin with is not going to go around shooting their mouth off about it. You will be able to tell who has the true service (and this is NOT me) by the way they act and talk. Which generally means they are not going to go around shooting their ignorant, morbidly obese rears off re: how they were this and that. And then when you ask them for details; they say they don't like to talk about it, it's classified, etc. Right..... Complete BS.

Now THAT was funny! The Stay-Puft Seal just making stuff up- lmfao “Navy Seal Academy” where he carried a .50 cal 😂 😂

Last guy was by far my favorite. He was well interviewed to get BIG details on how the BIGGEST Seals train. This info can definitely be stolen and provided to China and Russia, which can be a HUGE advantage to our country. Hats off to the person doing the interview.

I graduated from the Navy SEAL Academy but I did the online version. It’s the same as the in person version so I deserve the same respect.

@rl2769

3 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@joshualittle877

2 жыл бұрын

You laugh but there was a time when the Special Forces Q Course could be done at least partially throug correspondence courses and when I deployed with SF in 2003 alot of those guys were grandfathered and still there.

@4thamendment237

2 жыл бұрын

The online version is safer though. It's harder to get cut when crawling under that online barbed wire or shot during the live fire drills, and your keyboard just doesn't give you that same cold, wet, and sandy experience as the surf line at Coronado.

@mdmac5139

2 жыл бұрын

I have seen the 1990 film " Navy Seals " starring Charlie Sheen 30 times ! I know all about being a Seal !! Lol !

@mdmac5139

2 жыл бұрын

@@4thamendment237 lol !! How many words per minute do you have to type to be a Seal ?

The fat guy was not so much the real deal, more like the meal deal.

@ColdSalt99

3 жыл бұрын

He is legit, he's in McDonald's special ops

@2_572

3 жыл бұрын

A meal shill.. shaking my fucking head.

@terrytibbs5678

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't a Navy Seal, he was a Navy Walrus

It's a rule that most civilians don't know about, each Seal Team needs a beachball.

Oh my God I just discovered your channel! I love watching Don Shipley roast fakes but you cracked me up!!!

My wife's ex husband's uncle claimed he was a Seal, they even put on his tombstone that he was a Seal. She got a hold of his discharge papers and he was medically discharged after only 6 months

@JamesonsTravels

2 жыл бұрын

Ew. Awkward. Well in his mind and memory. Actually said they had to find out.

@Bas2thesem

2 жыл бұрын

RIP to that jerkoff

@vieuxacadian9455

2 жыл бұрын

Take a demo hammer that liars stone !

@forceactionguildspecialist9596

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy dewitte was a navy seal! Maybe they know each other?

@voin5371

2 жыл бұрын

@@vieuxacadian9455 Nah just chisel out the part where it says seal, no need to defame a gravestone any further.

That big dude was probably telling the truth. He ate the whole SEAL Team so he's the ultimate Navy Seal by default.

@longbow6416

3 жыл бұрын

You gain the power of the oppenents you eat? Something like that

@andrewcarter4937

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment all day

@leogarcia8640

3 жыл бұрын

He consumed their life force

When I was in the Seal Academy, they issued us flame thrower Derringers, I was in the same class as Jason Bourne was. Were still drinking buddies even to this day.

I love watching you react to these damn superheroes you are lucky enough to find, I always get a laugh...

looked up stolen valor today cause I remembered how much my dad enjoyed watching people get called out for it. He served in the national guard, we still have his uniform and boots in my moms closet. I miss him dearly, and its comforting to be able to look at stuff he enjoyed. thank you.

@SwampSquatch70

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss

@poopieinmybuthole3379

Жыл бұрын

The guard isn't real military

@rumrain838

Жыл бұрын

@@poopieinmybuthole3379 the National guard goes to war all the time are you stupid??? And who do you think is coming to save you during a disaster?

@rumrain838

Жыл бұрын

@@poopieinmybuthole3379 like fr how dumb are you, do you know how many people in the National guard have fought over seas in every war?

@brycedaugherty9211

9 ай бұрын

Gone but never forgotten. Bless him and you

I was called out on my military service once , the guy asked me what my mos was and I said what is an mos ? He thought he had me , the Navy calls it a rating , just a little fun fact for all of you stolen valor hunters .

@DMF121

3 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏

@f8-4-4n-fighter8

3 жыл бұрын

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@carltonshell1964

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA same here.. and it surprised me because, in my case, he was a corpsman.. asked me my MOS and I said "didn't have one Buddy, but my RATE was RM..." then he "called me" on it saying " F*'N Liar! RM isn't a rating, do you mean B460? or C260?" and I had to inform him that I didn't have a clue as I served from '88 to '92 and they didn't changed the ratings to numeric until 1998... I had to look up the numbers and neither of those two ratings had anything to do with my rating... LOL things change so much..

@robertf3479

3 жыл бұрын

@@carltonshell1964 Maybe HE was the fraud. Corpsmen, including the ones spending their career with the FMF know better.

@carltonshell1964

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertf3479 good point! never even considered questioning him.

LOL I love this. I really needed a good laugh, thank you!

Hahaha “service pistol probably a 50. Maybe a desert eagle” lol. Love it.

"Service pistol.. Probably a desert eagle" omg! Jameson travels keep it coming man, your play by play is comedy gold

He said he seen the world trade towers fall. This dude looks like he can do the quarter mile in a month or 2.

@SlapthePissouttayew

3 жыл бұрын

He served on a gravy boat.

@corbettmanley932

3 жыл бұрын

I witnessed the 1st tower fall, but I was driving truck on the Jersey Pike !

@scottiewiseman1192

3 жыл бұрын

@@corbettmanley932 Are you telling people you was in the military?

@corbettmanley932

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottiewiseman1192 truck driver on the NJTP when the 1st tower collapsed.

@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701

2 жыл бұрын

We all saw the twin towers fall.

6:07 Gain some wait, that's part of his cover..omg I'm rolling...🤦🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

The people who engage these imposter are my favorite. The fake seals can’t keep there stores straight. Jaba the hut , code 👎 omg !

The secret code for Special Forces is telling random people that you're in Special Forces. Ironic, right?

@danielheady2786

3 жыл бұрын

You'll never know if somebody is in a spec ops team or not

@DMF121

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 that was Awesome!

@angrydingus5256

3 жыл бұрын

You're not really in SF unless you publish a book about all of your top secret missions though it would seem.

@pouncepounce7417

3 жыл бұрын

The perfect cover, no one thinks that an SO guy runs around advertising it. They are SNEAKY

@joelspringman7748

3 жыл бұрын

I was aquaintanted with a guy who told me at least once, "I'm a spy." I also knew a kid in high school who told everyone, "My dad's a spy".

FYI: "Taking Out Terrorists" is codenamed "tater TOT".

@Arcexey

3 жыл бұрын

By Tor lmao

@robertgagne2388

3 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@dennistate9951

3 жыл бұрын

That's my code name

@lorahamilton397

3 жыл бұрын

Lol!!

@PunkN_JTM

3 жыл бұрын

@@dennistate9951 well damn.. now i need a new safe word....

That last guy was legit. He served honorably under Colonel Sanders in the Battle of the Buffet in ‘03

Dude im dying 😅😅😅 “black ops jason bourne, you arent even a civilian anymore youve just disappeared”

It creeps me out every time one of these halfwits carry on relentlessly with their lies.There was a kid in my college who would brag endlessly about prison life. Like he did hard time. Everyone would laugh in his face, but day after day the stories persisted. The guy was 17 years old.

@michaelward9880

2 жыл бұрын

That's the phrase I was looking for to describe these Assholes. Creeps me out.

@JoeGallo43

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Old Mark Johnston was one of my favorites of your Village Idiots videos...probably second only to the drunk who served four years in Vietnam and four years in Korea and his MOS was to kill and survive.

@JamesonsTravels

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah Jack, I love the Vietnam Vet who know karate and whiskey. Reminds me of some guys I saw as a kid.

@jasonirvine4926

3 жыл бұрын

That was taken at Liberty University in Lynchburg Va.. I was there

@scottschnell851

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonirvine4926 liberty is a christian university? the soldier calling him out is a little hardcore for a nice Christian university

@jasonirvine4926

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottschnell851 yes LU is a Christian University. I live 5 mons from campus. My kid(s) graduated from there. Just because it's a Christian University doesn't mean the person taking the video goes there. It was a graduation event. Anyone could be there

@scottschnell851

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonirvine4926 I hear great things about the university, wouldn't mind sending mine there if everything is normal in about 15 years.

Yeah the Navys rifle PT with a 50 cal. He has natural body armor too. Also he probably wrote the SEAL training manual on drownproofing. You absolutely can't sink with all that blubber.

Mr. Meal Team Six at the end had me laughing too hard.😊

@Ufos4dahoes

11 ай бұрын

Meal Team Six, we need a General Tsos delivery ASAP on our position danger close!

Stolen Valor is proof that bullying is a good thing sometimes. These people should be ridiculed.

@theboothy91

3 жыл бұрын

They were bullied that's why they have to pretend they were badass

@actioncinematech6476

3 жыл бұрын

why so many stolen valor peeps look autistic or mentally handicap

@chrisyanover1777

3 жыл бұрын

@@actioncinematech6476 because a lot are or have severe mental disorders. But I guess they think that it's funny to bully someone with down syndrome! Usually that makes you a scumbag!

@steveking9146

3 жыл бұрын

This isn't bullying. Bullying is abusing someone for no apparent reason. The reason here is apparent. Not bullying at all, just calling a spade a spade.

@chrisyanover1777

3 жыл бұрын

@@steveking9146 so it's ok to bully someone who is autistic if they give you a reason to bully them?

That one guy "Navy Seal Academy" lmao looks like he tried to eat an entire aircraft carrier mess hall.

@johnnychambers6969

2 жыл бұрын

Aircraft Carriers have two mess decks,you can double up on sliders

@lycanmaximus

2 жыл бұрын

First time I was stationed on Ft. Campbell in 1986 I was a member 1st Brigade of the 101st. The transportation unit was 1040th still under that designation from the old World War 2 and Korean War Glider pilots. They had traded the gliders for trucks in the 1950s after Korea. Modern day it was mainly an all female unit driving the trucks. So yes, there was that too. Change of scenery other than sitiing across from the tables facing hundreds of other guys. Their mess hall used to face our Brigade mess. Half the time when we were stateside in the 80s we would eat with them if we wanted short order burgers and fries or similar.

@elgavilan2000

2 жыл бұрын

That guy definitely looks like all he does is go out on missions

@flyingGrandpa

2 жыл бұрын

His T.O. weapon was a 16" gun. LOL

@lycanmaximus

2 жыл бұрын

LMMFAO, Howard!

Your hilarious bro love how you do the fakes point of view and make it look absolutely ridiculous keep on keeping on my man !

"Navy Seal Academy". 🤣 OMFG I just about Pi$$Ed myself on this one.

I think “take out the big terrorists” is every little kids preferred MOS.

@buttneked3963

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not in MOS I’m in CIA

@ogskarface6646

2 жыл бұрын

Navy Seal ACADEMY LMAOOOO

@RealThorn

2 жыл бұрын

@@buttneked3963 lmao

This was hilarious, thanks for making this vid, sad to see these softies fronting like this but that last one had me cracking up. I've met a few of these guys that we're questionable.

@mdmac5139

2 жыл бұрын

Most of these wannabee " Seals " have seen too many War films, that's where they get their " Military experience " from !! Lol !

@WarpedPerception

2 жыл бұрын

@@mdmac5139 I think so, I don't know anyone who would want to fake being in the military, I mean these guys have to get a better hobby.

@terranceaddison4599

2 жыл бұрын

Sad if you ask me 😰😔

@ferrallderrall6588

2 жыл бұрын

@@mdmac5139 maybe practice on the mirror and such lol

@mdmac5139

2 жыл бұрын

@@ferrallderrall6588 😂 😂 thry spend all day seeing films and tripping in their mind 😁😁

Jameson……….The little bastard boat comes in and a bunch of Chris Farley lookalikes roll out and ratta tat tat ratta tat tat bing bing bing. That’s some funny shat right there!

That tub in the white shirt, he did five tours as an ARS.. attack the refrigerator specialist. He's fully decorated as you already can tell..

Love how you played along. I was in a gun store with my coworker (he was former navy) and the guy behind the counter was talking about how he was a seal (the liars always go for team 6) and after a good conversation where my coworker weaved a trap got the guy to admit he was never in service.

@Moadar

2 жыл бұрын

I know two guys who were seals and they never talk about being seals unless they are around other guys who served or you ask them.

@funnyguy1256_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Moadar ain't that the truth, I worked for a guy that was an SO before being a contractor and he wouldn't even talk about being in the Navy till I said I was.

@user-qu6ij5sl1v

2 жыл бұрын

Why do impersonators never say they were in seal charlie team. Where they did the real cool stuff. A lot of practicing. They get the water for the bravo team guys when they are practicing. They do a lot of menial tasks, check hammers and screwdrivers out, just hang out a lot. A lot of them actually do private sector service work full time and just are seals part time.

@prepare4storms807

10 ай бұрын

Was this dude 200 lbs overweight? Most of these fools are so out of shape it's so hard for me to believe an actual Navy Seal would let themselves go like this.

@johnnytower6169

8 ай бұрын

@@prepare4storms807in my experience in order to be promoted to chief you gotta put in some serious work to up the calories Pies don’t eat themselves

Dude at 4:58: "I served in the gravy seals. My colonel's name was Sanders".

“A bunch of Chris Farley lookalikes roll out…” F’in hilarious visual! Lol😂😂😂

I’m laughing so hard about the fully auto .50 cal that I’m literally crying!

My late father was not a Navy Seal but he was a sailor on the Tacloban serving in the Pacific in WW II. He served his country during wartime with honor and integrity. I find it absolutely disgusting what these stolen valor jerks do. They should be ashamed of themselves!!

@joshleenall

7 ай бұрын

Shame is a foreign concept to these people.

“Jabba the Hutt” pure fucking gold…….

@tazkongmcgraw

3 жыл бұрын

Jabba the Hutt... Pizza the Hut same thing

@kishascape

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta admit it would be a pretty good cover though.

@shortchange26

3 жыл бұрын

More like Pizza The Hut!

Chesty Pullar level!! Ha ha ha ha ha you make me laugh! You’re great dude!

I died laughing so many times. 😂😂😂 great video

"I'm what the young guys call an old-timer." .... Bro, you're a corpse 😂

@billy4734

3 жыл бұрын

Being studied by historians in Egypt lol

@campbell0162

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@proger1960

3 жыл бұрын

@@billy4734 *Buddy I need some dam Air Support*

@billy4734

3 жыл бұрын

@@proger1960 where you at my guy

@proger1960

3 жыл бұрын

@@billy4734 The middle of Afghanistan

Stolen valor guys are ALWAYS SF guys. Never a wheeled vehicle mechanic or anything like that

@tombennett1755

3 жыл бұрын

I was comms.... I get a kick out of every time I meet somebody ex military, dang!, there's a lot of Navy Seals and Delta Force dudes where I live, LOL.... if you served, be proud of what you did.

@danaolsongaming

3 жыл бұрын

True, if one were to honestly try and steal valor, why not choose something that no one will ever question? Like... finance.

@nxt3223

3 жыл бұрын

@@danaolsongaming shut up, you're giving people tactics bro.

@4thamendment237

3 жыл бұрын

@ Samuel Hirosky -- Right? Their MOS is always like 18Z. You never get like a 92G who "can't really talk about what I did, because, you know, it's classified." 😉

@donlomax4373

3 жыл бұрын

I was a 37B Wheel and Yrack Vehicle Mechanic...that must make me legit.

lol. 😂👍🏽love the outstanding commentary. Lmao 🤣 “so what your saying is. Your a full bird Kernel 20yrs. You were like F! It. I’m going to Buds. Lol

@michaelcarlyle6142

2 жыл бұрын

Lol.😂🤔. Stop it. “Yea. Navy Seal academy?🤔🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣

Wait for the "On my last ship...". Those are the best stories! 😁😅😅😅😆

I just learned that we Marines have been using the wrong weapon. I guess I'll give up my M16A4 service rifle for a bolt action.

@sampound9091

3 жыл бұрын

Those darn budget cuts…

@forslavjo

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't you know that the M4 is a bolt action? Thats what gravy train said...

@__kkilla__kcam4427

3 жыл бұрын

You ever notice that every SV motherfucker is always some SF unit, lmfao not ever anything logical 😂

@manlymanyo2511

3 жыл бұрын

Damn i knew something was wrong lol

@terryfreeman1018

2 жыл бұрын

You do that bro and I'll give up my m60 and grab my 38 snubnose and I'll meet you in the chow hall. We gonna change our mos to " Go after the bad guys"

I served for 22 years. Regular Army (RA) one thing we all know. Operators will NEVER tell you they did anything. They will tell you they flipped burgers at BK.

@pouncepounce7417

3 жыл бұрын

The perfect cover, no one thinks that an SO guy runs around advertising it. They are SNEAKY

@michaeledlin9995

3 жыл бұрын

Drove an ice cream truck on base.

@pktheviking

2 жыл бұрын

Facts!

@johnholmes6897

2 жыл бұрын

Ain't nothin' but a thing and a chicken wing eaten at burger king!

@TangoSierra888

2 жыл бұрын

REAL operators are quiet professionals.

I almost fell out of my truck with the jabba the hut as part of his cover! Ahahaha

These guys are so top-secret special forces. Don Shipley would not even be able to verify them.

"Meal Team 6 requesting assistance! We need two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda STAT!"

@Ceber911

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment and good meme reference

@warriorsorb1111

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this. thank you 😂😂😂😂😂

@k9cop9mm

3 жыл бұрын

C-130 can handle that drop.

I was listening to the video and not looking when the guy in the department store started talking, and I thought KZread swapped me to some sling blade video 😂

Jameson you break me every time 😂😂😂😂 Thank you!

Way, way back when I spent 2 yrs in the army, drafted. To this day I get embarrassed if someone thanks me for my service. I literally did nothing but move paper, pick up cigarette butts, paint rocks, etc.. For all that, I got paid, fed, and got money for college, home loan, and learned to tie my shoes correctly. Don't know what to say about these fools, just shake my head. God bless all the service members.

An Admiral with that many Enlisted Good Conduct Medals!!! What a Guy!!!

You have the best dry sense of humor!!!

I served with Gomer Pyle... he was a stand-up guy.

@youtubelicksmytaint7482

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@longbow6416

3 жыл бұрын

GO-MER!!!

@kevio6868

3 жыл бұрын

no ask no tell....they found Gomer face down on Hudson