“We put the flag on the front to let our enemies know that America is coming” lmao whaaaat.

@supermonstah666

4 жыл бұрын

in our unit it's allowed. "but what's your unit?" I can't share that information.

@glaiydan

4 жыл бұрын

That is scripted, they are both actually in the military, it's a joke.

@rrdads

4 жыл бұрын

its cool man, its cool...

@dylanmundschau6117

4 жыл бұрын

The flag is backward because we are always moving forward

@jet2550

4 жыл бұрын

I’m Aussie and I know that American soldiers have their flags with the stripes facing their line, and the stars going to the enemy line

That chubby one is basically Peter Griffin pretending to be a soldier.

@saifm1117

4 жыл бұрын

😂 Seems like what Peter griffin would do... But if this was Peter he would've punched him and ran away.

@SUPERNOVA0360

4 жыл бұрын

@@edwardedman7682 lies

@thaddeuswexler2465

4 жыл бұрын

He was in another video as well he said the exact same thing

@SUPERNOVA0360

4 жыл бұрын

@@thaddeuswexler2465 who?

@obeytoonsnews5346

4 жыл бұрын

gettin free beer

“Standard issued K-9” and “It’s Casual Friday” MAAAN. That’s a good one. How buddy kept it together I have no idea.

@jchan9761

7 ай бұрын

I choked on my spit laughing

@carmattvidz4426

3 ай бұрын

That guy was mentally ill. He did not lie when he made those claims. He likely believed everything he said. Yes, it all BS but that how delusions and psychosis work.

@dmon9333

2 ай бұрын

I think that one was faked but who knows

@Dondingo4

Ай бұрын

@@dmon9333 100%

@rocousilly676

Ай бұрын

He wasn't right.

I am a former Marine who served in Vietnam. I am also retired, CIA. I remember once in South Florida, a young kid claiming he was Marine asked me about my USMC vet hat. He wanted to know what I did in the Marines. When I told him I was in the Air Wing, he said, "You mean Air Force." No USMC Air Wing. He said "the Marines do not have an Air wing. He then accused me of Stolen Valor. I just finally walked away, shaking my head. I never knew if he was a very uniformed/stupid Marine or was stealing valor.

@Jarhead1086

2 ай бұрын

I thought we all knew about the Air Wingers. I'm guessing stolen Valor. Or his GT score on his ASVAB was 1

@themessiah7542

15 күн бұрын

@@jared1394not gonna defend him because i seriously have no clue but as far as i know it's pretty common for service members to join law enforcement and intelligence agencies when they get out of the military, in the UK we have an ex security service/MI5 surveillance officer who has wrote multiple books and done a couple interviews (vetted by his former employers) named tom marcus (fake name) and he was in the military before transitioning to MI5

@Bldzera

15 күн бұрын

i have the canadian militsry pants doesnt have anything on them my friend gave rhem to me when i was like 15 i wore them a few times as a teenager bc i genuinly just liked how they looked, didnt realise it was this serious if u wear them deffinetly will never wear them again😂😂

This is disrespectful to men who served in the clone wars

@TropicTyrant

4 жыл бұрын

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!

@yesplease5109

4 жыл бұрын

LEGO Anakin gonna keep this at 66 likes

@legoanakin730

4 жыл бұрын

Bring it to 69

@felixcrochetiere5089

4 жыл бұрын

@@legoanakin730 here you go

@legoanakin730

4 жыл бұрын

Félix Crochetière woooooo

Imagine a fake soldier enters a restaurant full of real soldiers.. that'll be fun to watch🤔

@jaredgagnon7342

4 жыл бұрын

I'd watch that over Endgame.

@m1a1abramstank49

4 жыл бұрын

Jared Gagnon That is the endgame... At least for that guy

@roguescape

4 жыл бұрын

@@m1a1abramstank49 yep I would want a before and after photo it would most likely look like 1st photo ugly face after photo dirt with a stone slab that say he didn't fight a real battle but he fought in battle of the gut bulge then r.i.p

@Ron_Delle

4 жыл бұрын

Inglorious Bastards

@jadenlohman6123

4 жыл бұрын

It really would and for me ill be leaving for fort leonard wood base in Missouri for basic on October 22 12 Bravo

“You’re on profile.” “Umm..I low profile.” LOL

“I go out on misssions” 😂😂😂😂😂 and the “casual Friday dude took me out” 😅😂😂😂

The real crime here is the amount of ads in this video

@andrewacosta8084

5 жыл бұрын

Get premium peasant.

@cameronchanning9468

5 жыл бұрын

Andrew Acosta : What a waste of money, I could literally just install an adblocker for free, I’m just too lazy

@swetbob6738

5 жыл бұрын

@@cameronchanning9468 just skip to the end of the Video and Restart it

@siLence-84

5 жыл бұрын

Truth

@nothingob121

5 жыл бұрын

KZread demonitized this! They did something right!

I served in Nuketown for 12 months and lost so many of my brothers

@ericstone9493

5 жыл бұрын

logovii matia I feel your pain brother.

@kcarr9058

5 жыл бұрын

logovii matia I lost my brother Soap on one campaign. And then I lost my homie Harper on another campaign. 😔🤘🏽💔

@jpp4566

5 жыл бұрын

I have right here my standard issue k9 that’s trained to smell so you better watch out

@ethandoesfitness7670

5 жыл бұрын

logovii matia that’s not funny

@jpp4566

5 жыл бұрын

Ethan Kilmer you’re right your face is funnier

“Don’t you walk out in traffic and get hit by a car! You take off my uniform”! “Yes sir” 😂 I’m dead asf

17:10 "Because of the missions that we go on we're required to be faster" 😂

“wE pUt ThE fLag On The FroNt Of uS sO thEy kNow AmEricAs cOmInG” mans was lost for words after that😂

@fz7091

4 жыл бұрын

Scammy Drop I cant stop laughing please help.

@Ok-cx4jw

4 жыл бұрын

@@fz7091 *no*

@replicas10

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@HIKIZURII

4 жыл бұрын

I think that one was a joke, I remember obama calls him

@j.r09160

4 жыл бұрын

I died a little on the inside 🤦🏿‍♂️

“Who was your CO? Uhhh, General Shepherd”

@E_B_C_OG

4 жыл бұрын

Ńāťé I bet he took that from Modern Warfare 2s Antagonist General Shepherd 😂😂

@muhammadazamkhan2221

4 жыл бұрын

Burnt Chicken Nugget word😂😂😂

@alexburt8608

4 жыл бұрын

Private Ryan?

@rogueraccoon1840

4 жыл бұрын

So he's with the bad guy then he's a traitor to the U.S.

@tryeasy1634

4 жыл бұрын

Burnt Chicken Nugget lol that’s commander Shepherd

The casual Friday one has to be a skit

“Casual Friday in my unit” is one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever heard

@Spiralredd

Ай бұрын

I ain't even a veteran and can already tell thats fake

“Why aren’t you wearing your army pants” “It’s casual Friday” 😂🤣

@martinkerker1190

4 жыл бұрын

When I was in the Army they always let us wear our green uniform on St. Patrice's Day.

@hornetshavenig2536

4 жыл бұрын

MARTIN KERKER That’s cool

@aidanmullins6085

4 жыл бұрын

His uniform was so bad

@baiaishannongrum4747

4 жыл бұрын

wht about the flagss dude.😂😂😂🤣🤣

@robinaleksander6791

4 жыл бұрын

NGU ENTERTAINMENT i hate to say this but you got wooshed big time

“I had four fckn brothers who died with this tat on their arm.. and hes wearing it.. AND HE NEVER EARNED THAT M’FUCKER” bruh i felt the conviction in his voice

@shxdxwwxlf7505

4 жыл бұрын

Like damn...

@guesswhat6847

4 жыл бұрын

Bon Jovi ye right

@theoneandonlylrcatlcol3135

4 жыл бұрын

Shinra Tensei I agree my cousin died in Afghanistan

@nukanszn8237

4 жыл бұрын

The one and only Lrcatlcol damn homie, RIP to your cuz

@theoneandonlylrcatlcol3135

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks man

“standard issued k9” i LOST it

@Spiralredd

Ай бұрын

😂 yeah I come from a long line of military men who tell me how it is I don't think so

@juveaccount

18 күн бұрын

Hes trained to smell😂😂😂😂

@Sebastian-fg8wc

17 күн бұрын

@@juveaccountsmell human piss 😂

17:19 "I'm Low Profile" I just about busted a gut laughing at that one.

@DanteFortson

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

“This my standard issued canine” *chihuahua looks hella confused*

@brittaniharden9008

4 жыл бұрын

That dog's like wtf? I ain't no military dog. I can't even jump on the couch.😂

@shadowbandit2470

4 жыл бұрын

K9

@tompain2751

4 жыл бұрын

That was the craziest.LMAO

@jamesmarsden3259

4 жыл бұрын

They sound like they're meme-ing

@kd5you1

4 жыл бұрын

and it was trained to smell.

That chubby “Ranger” did his research, I’ll give him that.

@aryanrisner

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I was saying lol. I'm impressed he correctly stated where 2nd batt is stationed at lmao.

@danvas6198

4 жыл бұрын

He reminded me of Republican Space rangers for a minute

@doctordemocracy5695

4 жыл бұрын

Chuck De Nazareth lol yeah

@SUPERNOVA0360

4 жыл бұрын

@@doctordemocracy5695 lies

@trini_aviation9543

4 жыл бұрын

isn’t 11b military police (enlisteds)

I have a deep respect for anyone serving in the special forces. It takes a very special commitment to train either as a seal, or a army ranger. I would be upset with people who claim to be an elite fighting force, and they turn out to be liars.

It's disturbing and angering at the same time. I don't think these people are playing with a full deck, yet being dishonest about something people sacrificed their lives over is unacceptable.

@NovaProspekt19

11 күн бұрын

It's wrong, angering, and sometimes pitifully funny. "I'm on low profile"

when he said he was wearing jeans because his platoon had "casual Friday" I almost fell out of my chair.

@zephyrstrife4668

4 жыл бұрын

I know the feeling, I almost started channeling Angry Cops... he's pretty rough when it comes to roasts.

@yaboiit5515

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Iannarino bro that one had to be fake 😂😂 had me rollin 🤣

@2d40

4 жыл бұрын

We had casual Fridays at Ft Lewis.

@lovelysunshinee6646

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Iannarino also with the “standard issued K9” comment I cried

@alyshamadrigal

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like they were actually friends and making fun of the type that would fake being soilders Lol

"Why's your flag so low on your shoulder? It should be up here." ".....Got me on that one, bud." THE CRINGE, IT HURTS

@nexxyyy1

4 жыл бұрын

Essem this crime should be punished by death. Period. People die to gain those ranks and these scums do nothing and wear a uniform.

@essem6366

4 жыл бұрын

@@nexxyyy1 Death? I personally disagree. But based on these videos, more needs to be done to teach these shits to not do it. Public humiliation maybe, but not death. Let the punishment fit the crime. But I'm obviously not a veteran or serving (hopefully one day) so I can't always understand their perspectives on the issue.

@luckylefty81

4 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOLOL I know I wanted to smack him through my screen

@clarenceboddiker9559

4 жыл бұрын

Totally uncomfortable watching this fat slob fumble through this

@b-ner2616

4 жыл бұрын

@@inmymouf2656 i think some of them might have been a parody of the one at 6:00 There is no way it wasn't but if it actually wasn't a parody then noah needs to get the boat

Dude said, “I’m low profile”. I spat my coffee all over😂. These guys are nuts with their stories

(18:25) Dude was so flabbergasted he couldn't even speak 🤣

Imagine a kid dressed as a soldier trick or treating on one these dudes doors at Halloween: Soldier : "WHERE DID YOU SERREVE"

@flarexero2161

4 жыл бұрын

Kid: " I served in the Kitkat platoon for about a year, on my 7th birthday I was transferred into the Reeses ranks 2nd division."

@jackhenlo2181

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@mzhuyt9232

4 жыл бұрын

Serreved at home

@aqko7507

4 жыл бұрын

Kid: I served at my cousins 🏠 Soldier: what rank are you Kid: none Soldier: who’s your general? Kid: my cousins older brother *soldier realising its halloween* 😅😅😐😯😅

@jph752

4 жыл бұрын

Flare Xero hahaha

"If I was a phony, then I wouldn't be wearing this uniform." *IQ 100* *SPEECH 100*

@jamsn-dm4og

4 жыл бұрын

100 IQ is average

@slashbeats3989

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamsn-dm4og it's... a joke fam

@smolpeen1761

4 жыл бұрын

You have been promoted!

@fumino9

4 жыл бұрын

r/comedyhomicide

@m1a1abramstank49

4 жыл бұрын

Obesity 100

I once served FOUR consecutive combat tours at WALMART on Black Friday. I was a door watch technical specialist.

@Spiralredd

Ай бұрын

I mean hey black Friday has lots of enemy activity I thank you for your service 😂

"With the flag being on the side, the enemy can't tell it's America when we're coming at them so we put it on the front of us to let them know America is on their way." 18:12 got me. I had to pause and LOL🤣

@JesusIsTheOnlyWay777

6 ай бұрын

Lol 😆 🤣 😂

@JasonWest-zh1gt

28 күн бұрын

That guy is a big joke

“I went to the White House. They hooked me up wit this.”

@copeyano718

4 жыл бұрын

That dude was funny

@ahmed.6128

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@2head32

4 жыл бұрын

If I worked in the army. -I don't- I wouldn't be whereing it all Willy nilly

@morganpetersen3063

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@noahnewcomb1012

4 жыл бұрын

I also got this flag for jumping out of a helicopter.

“We put the flag on the middle so the enemies know America is coming” 😂

@mrx6684

3 жыл бұрын

That dude is dumber than a shoe

@paranoyaaka3967

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jerryhanson3903

3 жыл бұрын

I like the part when he mentions being in the jungle 😂

@hm-yu6tw

3 жыл бұрын

yes we want them to see us coming

@nathanjoseph2216

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yea brother. American flag on the front and standard issue K-9 trained to sniff right by your side.

"Are you on profile?" -"i'm low profile" I'M DEAD!!! XD

'This is an American Flag' 'and im ready for action, ready to take the enemy down', 'i got this for jumping from an airplane with a parashoot' 😂😂😂

The guy who faked the phone call was incredibly cringe worthy.

@noahjackl2240

4 жыл бұрын

TheStoneThatRolls Yeah that one was by far the worst. All of the other ones were either extremely lazy, the guy was clearly mentally disabled, were hilariously bad, or completely shut down when confronted. That one was just different though, like that dude was really trying to build a whole story and get away with it

@acealban

4 жыл бұрын

If I was a phony........ I wouldn’t be wearing this uniform! Logic 100

@Foxhound1Nine

4 жыл бұрын

I could tell by the replies of most they were either retarded or just plain fried from too much drugs.

@popeyeandstraussmx4165

4 жыл бұрын

TheStoneThatRolls you can see when he pulled it up it just showed a lock screen

@shilohclark3577

4 жыл бұрын

@@welcometothemovies9157 she yelled to the marine to say stop yelling since he's being loud

The punishment should be to have to serve in the real military.

@r1zzy_113

4 жыл бұрын

jkjkjk 3 2 1 battlefield bad company 3 confirmed

@YoutubeMusic-dn7hg

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that make them actual soldiers ? What you meant to say was go through hell week like the seals do

@kaylag5043

4 жыл бұрын

And then watch them cry when they get yelled at by the "mean scawy dwill sergeants"

@notasas9882

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. However, I don’t want to be stuck in basic for 13 weeks with people who’ll quit because they found out how hard it actually is to earn the valor they stole

@ashtonsenko536

4 жыл бұрын

Kayla Goodwin hehe.. dwill sergeants.

I just wanted to pay my respects to all the military veterans and the ones that are currently serving and those that gave their life serving this country you deserve much more respect and much more love. Thank you for serving your country in allowing me to live a very comfortable humble life.

"standard issue k9" had me rolling 😄

"Whys the american flag so low on your shoulder? It should be right here..." (Proceeds to look at shoulder) "Got me on that one bud" I lost it🤣

@kinseyreynolds6574

5 жыл бұрын

Vids fake. I saw the exact same scenario even down to the dialogue but they were in a gas station.

@denniscrider3776

5 жыл бұрын

Never mind that ranger tab on his other sleeve was in the wrong place.

@yvxzz9200

5 жыл бұрын

Kinsey Reynolds ikr

@murderboys1

5 жыл бұрын

Prod1gy_DX staff Sargent 😂😂😂

@aliasofanalias7448

4 жыл бұрын

@@midnightanimous4426 I thought it was so insurgents knew to keep driving when they looked in their rearview mirrors 😂

“uh i got this for jumping out of a helicopter” 🤦🏼‍♀️

@bluedog843

4 жыл бұрын

jinsbigtoe after saying he got it for jumping outta a plane lmao

@Taiyokaii

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh moment

@Bigboylando

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

@lesbethtacioni1733

4 жыл бұрын

Ive done 17 jumps where's mine!

@blake9463

4 жыл бұрын

jinsbigtoe wow that would mean every single solder would get that after training cause don’t you normally do that for training in the military I’m not too sure

I remember serving in the Koprulu Sector against the Zerg Swarm for 2 tours, one in New Gettysburg and one in Chau Sara before the planet was destroyed by the Protoss auxiliary forces. It's been hard since discharge. Sometimes when I ride my vulture bike and I can still hear the spidermines... I shutter every time.

@turalmirzaliev1232

25 күн бұрын

I was stationed in Mar Sara when the zerg first attacked I was deployed in the battle for char under general Warfield We lost many good men that day

@StudioMod

25 күн бұрын

@@turalmirzaliev1232 🫡

"This is my standard issued k-9" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“What’s up with the flag right there?” “This flag is uh, the American flag.”

@zaptheking3942

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Crawford hmm yes the floor here is made of floor

@SUPERNOVA0360

4 жыл бұрын

@@zaptheking3942 no u

@zaptheking3942

4 жыл бұрын

Forever Young *UNO REVERSE CARD* 🔃

@razoredge6476

4 жыл бұрын

Preppy suburban white boys join the Military to try to give them the balls and toughness that they do not and will not ever have

@Cob-Fpl

4 жыл бұрын

@@zaptheking3942 buzz lightyear ahaha

Did he just say “casual Friday” ? I’m dead 😵

@mr.nobody68

4 жыл бұрын

My company had something like a casual Friday 4 times when I was in Germany. We wore all civilian clothes that day. Company Commander wouldn't let you mix Army and Civi though. AR670-1 says you can wear the PT jacket, the fleece jacket, and the PT hat with civies but our Commander didn't allow it

@charlesechols5043

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao that one is a joke it’s so obvious

@liz12276

4 жыл бұрын

J P thank you for your service to our country!🇺🇸 and thanks for the education on military code! My brother in law was 82nd Airborne/Fort Bragg and for a long time was a Golden Night!

@mamacupcake3090

4 жыл бұрын

I read this the same time he said it

@talonacord5903

4 жыл бұрын

J P thank you for your service!🇺🇸

He really said “its causal Friday in my unit “ 😂😂😂😂 I wish the Marines had casual Friday 😂😂😂

I feel like the kid in his brothers uniform was just a bit slow. He admitted he wasn’t in the army and that it’s his brothers uniform. The guy seemed like a bully to me. A kid in my street used to run around in his dad’s old beret when we played commandos. Feels like a similar thing here..

“YOURE NOT A VETERAN, don’t walk into traffic. YOURE NOT A VETERAN”

@atomicindependence7644

4 жыл бұрын

Your making fun of that guy.

@isabelcuevas7486

4 жыл бұрын

He cant help the dad from coming out of him

@gloriagalbearth4361

4 жыл бұрын

He HAD to have been someone’s drill Sgt. Lol

@robin-ek7lx

4 жыл бұрын

He wanted to make sure he wasn't gonna get hit by a car

@talentedbutnotskilled-agni7798

4 жыл бұрын

ATOMIC INDEPENDENCE76 don’t think he’s exactly making fun of him, I think it’s because the idiot was stupid enough to walk into traffic

Owner: It’s my standard issue K-9 Dog: Im a what? I thought i was a good boy?

@deondrebrown5872

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@lukemccullough8384

4 жыл бұрын

Dude has 4 flags and none of them are in the proper place 😂😂

@seztogaming4186

4 жыл бұрын

Luke McCullough he started to laugh after that it’s def fake

7:44 As a soldier who severed in star command for 6 years I can confirm he’s accurate

Both of my parents served in Canada. Air Force and Military. My father was gone for 6-8 months out of a year when I was growing up. It was hard as a kid moving around Ontario with basically a ssingle mother. We have a wonderful relationship now though. It's sad to think that someone would want to emulate my father, who worked so hard and sacrificed so much for his family. It hurt him to be away from the family overseas and it was rough for all of us. Today, as I have always been, am so proud of both of my retired parents. . . I dunno, I just shake my head and feel pity for these stolen valor people.

@MEGVTRON

4 ай бұрын

so you didnt enlist? what a disgrace

@flawed_fluke

4 ай бұрын

@MEGVTRON Are you effing kidding me?! What is your problem? I went through Reserves and basics and decided it wasn't for me. I am proud to be a health care worker right now and you can stuff that salty attitude where the sone don't shine

@MEGVTRON

4 ай бұрын

@@flawed_fluke sone

@flawed_fluke

4 ай бұрын

@MEGVTRON Where the sun don't shine. I'm sure you are familiar with people telling you to eff off. Thanks for pointing out my spelling mistake. By the way, what have you done with your life and how do you serve your country, state, province, community?

@MEGVTRON

4 ай бұрын

@@flawed_fluke 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hit a nerve huh? guess i hit the nail right on the head huh failure? its ok buddy

"ALl i dO Is gO OuT oN mIsSIoNs"

@derkommissar4986

4 жыл бұрын

Call of duty missions lol

@lebronjames6467

4 жыл бұрын

KGB Comrade 😂😂😂

@dannyked7725

4 жыл бұрын

Ye his mission is to get dark matter and prestige master

@dylanguzman1521

4 жыл бұрын

Lol right😂

@sevenheadeddragon8583

4 жыл бұрын

I heard he Killed Makarov

“That’s my standard issue K9”. I almost died.

@IluvAmerica

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo

@sirisaacnewton3305

3 жыл бұрын

Bro that has to be fake

@Daisy-ef6bq

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist... the dog is actually a serving marine.

@lewysthomas1862

3 жыл бұрын

I saw him smirking when he said it I feel like this is fake. The jacket is so tight on him 😂

@bruhguuy4948

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

The “standard issued K9” sent me howling 😂😂

‘All I do, is going out on missions’ 😂

“This flag right here is the.. American flag” Imagine

@MIKEFisherX170WARD

4 жыл бұрын

"This is a... Standard Issued K-9" Imagine

@corkyromano191

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh it's uh... casual friday" 🤣

@Erockarmy

4 жыл бұрын

That one was clearly a joke

@principalmcvicker6530

3 жыл бұрын

999th like

It's awesome to me how real soldiers can pin-point the smallest mistakes with the uniform.

@steelwill4170

4 жыл бұрын

They seem small, but they're all mistakes any NCO can spot them from 30 feet away without any effort, outside with no PC/Cover you're gettin chewed out, Blue Cord with no Blue discs? Marine badges on army uniforms? You can't not notice once you've been in, it just screams at you lol

@vanessaflores5379

4 жыл бұрын

Because we're drilled with regulations from the start lmao

@jschools1392

4 жыл бұрын

It’s basically because everything is so exact that it makes it easy to spot something wrong. Also what really blows my mind is how all these fakes don’t even take the time to look up how to wear the ACU on Wikipedia. Like, it’s all there and yet they still manage to mess it up. Probably the most cringe worthy thing I’ve ever seen in real life was on 4th of July when I saw a guy wearing a combat shirt with a ranger tab with blue jeans. I asked him if he served and he said he’s still in and so I mentioned how weird it is to see someone wearing an ACS in public and he said “nah man this isn’t ACS this is MULTICAM” and when I told him it wasn’t he was like “dude you wouldn’t understand you’re not special forces” and then everything went downhill from there.

@IDoABitOfTrollin

4 жыл бұрын

They get taught discipline and ti study all of those small things. If these dopes were in the military they would of been receiving a worse punishment then being video taped

@celf994

4 жыл бұрын

Steel Will boy stfu

It’s casual Friday, we’re allowed to wear only our jackets. In case any goes on, I’m ready for action! 😂

The guy with the dog 😂 the video was a set up 😂 they both came out of character when they mentioned the dog 😂. I was there on Kamino that day, i saw the clones we lost.

I laughed so hard at "that's my standard issue K9" I think he's lying

@weedhigh2564

4 жыл бұрын

I actually tought that to be a good idea till i dug deeper into the dog. See, some of the k9 doggos are trained to parachute with their operator, which would surely work better with a smaller breed than a malinois/shepperd in that regard but since the doggo was not a terrier or spaniel but a champagne purse, well... I dont really see that doggo sniffin IEDs and stuff in the desert while 40 degrees outside.

@furiousryan6917

4 жыл бұрын

Those guys are probably friends faking something because I doubt someone can be that stupid and have 4 flags and a flag that where his rank is and his rank on his shoulder

@furiousryan6917

4 жыл бұрын

And that casual Friday

@billymitchell3569

4 жыл бұрын

You think?

@billymitchell3569

4 жыл бұрын

I just realised that I was the 69th like. *nice*

Walks around with a chihuahua “It’s my Standard issue K-9”

@terminator33442

5 жыл бұрын

I think it might have been a mix of corgi and chihuahua

@tacotacotington3638

5 жыл бұрын

Its trained to smell

@the_derpofswag7027

4 жыл бұрын

The chihuahua is trained to be annoying

@kacey0237

4 жыл бұрын

That one looked staged lol

@4poundsofalmonds458

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen valor:*walks around with a gold fish in a bag* Cool dude; hey fuk head that’s stolen valor Stolen valor: no,this is the standard issued k9 for areas with with whuder

The gentleman at 5:48 served in the battle of the Golden Corral. He beat all the geriatrics to the buffet line and ate all the taters.

The one guy really is a ranger. He eats anything ranging from tortas to cheese burgers

@JHUNTUNR

4 жыл бұрын

Hey man once you’re free it’s time to relax lol

@bogus69

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo. Bro that had me weak

@Locopueblo

4 жыл бұрын

Wow disrespecting a Army Ranger. Your mama must be so proud. Hold on lemme wake her up and ask her.

@TheGrandMaster110

4 жыл бұрын

@@Locopueblo You must be fun at parties.

@mydude7374

4 жыл бұрын

What's a torta

“yOu GoT mE oN tHaT oNe BuDdY”

@Serve_iam

3 жыл бұрын

Aye nice profile pic

@suntan4538

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@justtry8552

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao what a loser

@njmwape1

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

7:54 just killed me.. couldn't stop laughing 😂😂

When the 1 dude had the "k9 diploment dog" (aka a tiny corgi) I laughed.... when he then said it was "casual friday" on his uniform.. I did an effing spit take hahahahahaha

Stolen Valor Guy: 'This is my Standard Issue Canine meant to sniff out bombs' Dog: A baby version of Doge

@jaquabes2437

3 жыл бұрын

I died of laughter when that guy said the dog was a k9😂

@punnkki484

3 жыл бұрын

That one was staged because after he said that he was smiling 💀

@scarecrow4979

3 жыл бұрын

@@punnkki484 definitely staged, probably two soldiers taking the piss out of these type of people

@MagnetDzn

3 жыл бұрын

I think that was the only one that was setup

@bobalobalie

3 жыл бұрын

He is a Soldier. Only people who didn’t serve in the military wouldn’t know within 5 seconds that it was staged and they ARE Army Soldiers making fun of fakers.

Fake soldier: this is my standard issue K-9 unit. Chihuahua: o-o

@jenga__51

4 жыл бұрын

@Yeetus Defeetus ?

@aketsuuu

4 жыл бұрын

@Yeetus Defeetus It's K-9 in this case.

@lxshxx4134

4 жыл бұрын

Chihuahua: (｀・ω・´)

@TheDeldiz

4 жыл бұрын

Chihuahua: I swear, I've never seen this idiot before in my life.

About the guy with the” canine” dog and those jeans!! 😂😂😂

"The standard issue" Chihuahua gets me every time

This dude said CASUAL FRIDAY 😂😂😂

@superfurball89onyoutube52

6 жыл бұрын

geoff riggs and the Starbucks ice coffee discount

@robertamaya8597

6 жыл бұрын

hr first says parashooted out of an air plane then he says helicopter

@zoedodge6531

6 жыл бұрын

geoff riggs "its trained to smell." (This is my favorite video 😂)

@ThePaulOwnzU

6 жыл бұрын

Zoe Dodge my dog is able to smell as well, I should sign him up for the army

@grubscrub2680

6 жыл бұрын

PaulOwnzU hahahahaha

Veterans: *Pointing out the stolen valor* Me who knows almost nothing about the military: *Nods with smile.*

@sweetpea7455

3 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣🤣🤣💀

@jcrocky

3 жыл бұрын

Not unless you seen a real soldier wearing the proper uniform before or if you watched Stolen Valor videos and learned the kind of things that can be pointed out

@nicholas2113

3 жыл бұрын

@@jcrocky for real it all makes sense now, it's all so out of regs haha

@echosmyth5021

3 жыл бұрын

To give an example, if someone were to forget their MOS, it would be like forgetting their name.

@atf5813

3 жыл бұрын

@@jcrocky Aha, my master plan of pulling off the perfect stolen valour stunt. I learn from the mistakes of others! Mwahahahaha

5:05 😂😂😂 his azz ain’t only going on missions in that physical form ill tell ya that much 😂

The standard issue K9 Killed me HAHAHAHAH

@Spiralredd

Ай бұрын

I feel bad for the dog the guy used. Poor baby 😢

RIP to the kids wearing military uniforms on Halloween

@bigguyCIA4u

5 жыл бұрын

*WhAAts Y00R MOS???*

@kennethbepps

5 жыл бұрын

@@bigguyCIA4u RP/BM lol

@CourticalHoops

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Kpob03

5 жыл бұрын

They served in 3 Call of Duty campaigns and haven’t been on Battlefield

@deception__5453

5 жыл бұрын

-wears 1st CAV Woodland camo fatigues

*”Standard issue K9”..... BOI I KNEW HE WAS JOKING AFTER THAT💀💀💀💀💀💀*

@aabb-zz9uw

4 жыл бұрын

Actually our army dog was a picked up stray dog. I was in a riot suppression unit and we had no GSDs authorised. The dog of my elementary school(GGS Suedalle) was a GSD named Blitz.

Dude with the dog had to be trolling. lmfaoooooo

" This one is the American flag" 😂 no kidding would of never guessed

"Standard issue K9" 😂 how could he keep a straight face after that

@dygi7631

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr😂😂😂

@GOJIRA_2000

5 жыл бұрын

Stephen Rodway Do you have the link

@Alphaisnothere

5 жыл бұрын

Standard issue K9 . I guess that means only one thing. "Enemy K9 Unit inbound!"

@andywood375

5 жыл бұрын

the guy was probably a schizophrenic. He was too nonsensical to be a proper conman.

@RackedandStacked

5 жыл бұрын

holy shit he actually said that @_@

The one with the dog has to be a troll

@raymondjin2000

4 жыл бұрын

Farrell Lagrange it actually is. The original is on his channel

@KerioFive

4 жыл бұрын

Thank god

@trashagades911

4 жыл бұрын

MondoJinTV Link?

@basedbattledroid3507

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he is, apparently both of them were actually in the military, he was taking the piss out of people who fake being in the army.

@caoticrivel

4 жыл бұрын

Vegetarian Soylent-Green how u know this?

"Its casual Friday" 🤣🤣

Guys who call out stolen valor starter kit: "Do you know how many friends I had die in that uniform?!"

If a “Veteran” removes his uniform because someone tells him to he’s probably not a veteran

@koifish3273

4 жыл бұрын

Beside that how do we know if the person is vet or not? Because I've seen people like this too but I thought it was normal.

@skullyjones3548

4 жыл бұрын

Vets get a veteran's I.D. to confirm they served

@hawaiifiveohoh

3 жыл бұрын

@@skullyjones3548 Not always the case. I've been out 22 years this March. I have my DD-214 stashed away, don't carry it on me, and I've never once use the VA system simply because especially these days... I don't want to die :-) if my name, rank, service number, and Mos isn't enough for you... Well piss off

@skullyjones3548

3 жыл бұрын

@@hawaiifiveohoh thanks for the info man and thank you for your service, I want to enlist out of high school and I can't wait thanks for clearing it up for me, I'm still learning myself haha

@hawaiifiveohoh

3 жыл бұрын

@@skullyjones3548 good luck my man. Keep your head up and your six down! I'm no hero bro, just did my job, but thank you. Thank you for your sacrifice. Hoorah

The dude with the dog had such a tight uniform jacket 😂

@JoeKing837

4 жыл бұрын

Clay Soggyfries it’s a skit

@almondmilk3014

4 жыл бұрын

Deplorable😤😤

@decypha4227

4 жыл бұрын

Man I was laughing so hard when they first showed him

@313rdDetroitBoi

4 жыл бұрын

That's because it wasn't his..

@lukecondron7881

4 жыл бұрын

standard issue canine lmao

“When did you join the army?” “Yesterday” 😂😂😂😂

8:24 “standard issue k-9” 😂 Bro I have never heard any handler refer to K-9s like that 😂

Questioner: “You only wear shoes like that if you’re on profile” Fuckface: “uhhh I’m low profile...” **laughs**

@thegumby7264

4 жыл бұрын

Logan Archer it’s cool man, it’s allowed

@blengdiabloed7335

4 жыл бұрын

parody

@chrisp2876

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't know what to make of this one. Was that a fake stolen valor confrontation? The whole thing felt like a bad improv sketch.

@Gotem905

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisp2876 its not a sketch they just look goofy asf cause they get confronted. U can notice how red they got when called out

@Gotem905

4 жыл бұрын

That would be lots of disrespect if it was some skit but u can tell the person recording is really knowledged for what they did/do

8:26 he said “standard issued k-9 and it’s trained to smell “ 😂

@JoeKing837

4 жыл бұрын

Mercedes Vargas that clip was fake

@olgamercedesvargas3324

4 жыл бұрын

King 69 I know ... it was just funny

@reallynigga7929

4 жыл бұрын

That’s when I knew it was fake

@JoeKing837

4 жыл бұрын

Ganja Danger yeah man I agree with you

@Dave-pj1qw

4 жыл бұрын

Goin around with four flags 😂

18:16 bro why I start dying 😂😂😂😂

seargant 1st class in the jeans for casual Friday has me in tears hahahahahaha

Thats my standard issue K-9 its trained to uh ᔕᗰEᒪᒪ

@elgiant5893

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@KolesGamer

4 жыл бұрын

What about cAsUal FriDay

@chaldean7043

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@jasonquintanilla6476

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ChrisM-bn5vr

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a fake video, they made it as a joke. Don’t see how many people couldn’t get thar

Are you on profile? I’m on “low profile”. Lmfao

@claudedevries8642

4 жыл бұрын

Snoke The old supreme leader of first order I do it differently

@anakinskywalker336

Ай бұрын

That killed me😂

Who TF cares? The fact that you can get this upset about someone being thanked for service he didn't do just shows you do it for that admiration he's receiving and not because you want to serve and protect your country. The military nowadays still has more dignity and decency than most police officers but this generation of people thinking they need to be applauded and have everyone hear their stories just makes me sick. This is just not a country I can blindly support anymore. It's about time the elite take their rightful place in this world.

When he said he joined yesterday and gets to be a civilian again already 😂😂😂

“ we put our flag on our chest so they know america is coming for them” 😂😂😂😂

@GamingBlake2002

6 жыл бұрын

That shit had me rolling

@brianburk2559

6 жыл бұрын

thephenom_7 omg that dude was just off the wall bro....."they give us these shoes because we have to be faster" omg the lies that dude says are hilarious! ( But kinda sad). Dude in red:. I've been to Paris Island and stuff. Smh....

@thephenom_7231

6 жыл бұрын

Brian Burk true

@xskicks

6 жыл бұрын

The vid is fake though I’m pretty sure because after “obama” calls him and then the guy in the uniform gives the phone to the guy with the camera who also plays along😂

@Musicrecords10

6 жыл бұрын

Everything that guy said had me laughing so much

“casual friday” IM DEAD

Keep up the fight taking your valor back US veterans! Thanks for your service and we do not claim anyone steals valor.

"Staff Sargent." "Staff Sargent ? He's calling a Staff Sargent. Why is he calling Staff Sargent Staff Sargent if he's already a Staff Sargent ?"

@joesphhenderson8388

4 жыл бұрын

He should call his gunnery sergeant

@ashtonsenko536

4 жыл бұрын

He should call his master sergeant.

@ncowboy677

4 жыл бұрын

he shoulda called his airman 😂

@potassium8759

4 жыл бұрын

He should call his major master gunnery general Sargent

@Jaketheaxman

4 жыл бұрын

He shouldve called ghostbusters

“wheres ur pants?” “its casual friday”💀💀

@noahacton8448

4 жыл бұрын

Will my CO fall for this? Only time will tell

@claytonh3410

4 жыл бұрын

@@noahacton8448 let me know how that turns out haha

@tylerwalking392

4 жыл бұрын

“Yeah I protect America from the enemies and stuff”

@trashpanda9335

4 жыл бұрын

RJ Bottlecap no just dumb he went to my school

@claytonh3410

4 жыл бұрын

@@trashpanda9335 yea I'm sure he did