*_these pizza commercials are getting out of hand_*

@MrSpctre

5 жыл бұрын

Erotic Tomato lol

@nickpagliara193

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAH

@samsmusichub

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@jw6871

5 жыл бұрын

i actually really want a pizza right now

@mysteryeeh4154

5 жыл бұрын

🔥

Everybody gangsta till Chris Hansen pulls out the transcript.

@magda1enaclark

4 жыл бұрын

F-35A Lightning II LOLLL

@HughMyron372

4 жыл бұрын

F-35A Lightning II The transcripts are the killing blow every time.

@tobiasjeppesen9528

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@janetairlines1351

4 жыл бұрын

Kind of like when trump pulled out his transcript when the democrats made up a story about his phone call

@weirdchamp4601

4 жыл бұрын

Lol ya

Imagine being a theatre student and on your resume is “I played the part of a teen girl in ‘how to catch a predator’” 😂

@noahmay7708

Ай бұрын

If you're an adult getting cast as a thirteen-year-old, you must get pretty suspicious of people who want to date you.

@adambrien896

Ай бұрын

That'd be a cool part of a resume. You have to convince someone you are somebody else completely, all in a dangerous situation. It takes not only skill but courage

@user-et8oe1sd4p

29 күн бұрын

@@noahmay7708 she doesnt really look 13 tbh, and the clothes, voice, and acting add to it. She also probably has makeup on to make her look younger.

@BotchuLeeSim

28 күн бұрын

@@user-et8oe1sd4p she looks like she *could* be a 13 year old that’s almost 14

@spartangoku7610

14 күн бұрын

The theater casting director will probably run like hell then.

That detective saying she was 12 was genius. Baited the dude into a confession 😂

@melouch9895

Ай бұрын

i didnt even catch that LMFAO

@ruthlewis8097

25 күн бұрын

I’m a big fan of Jeff Sokol. He’s a friend of mine. He was always a genuine soul in Middle School, it’s a shame he was entrapped and embarrassed like this.

@darkvecta2537

25 күн бұрын

@@ruthlewis8097 he wasnt entrapped he knew the consequences u a pred aswell bro

@HarryV00

19 күн бұрын

​@@ruthlewis8097Elaborate on this

@Tr8nt

15 күн бұрын

@@ruthlewis8097What is wrong with you? How was this entrapment? He’s a pedo full stop

He's eating that pizza cause he knows that's goin to be his last meal as a free man for a while

@davidjr3769

4 жыл бұрын

Don Heston he did end up posting bail tho , so he went to the pizza store to get more.

@PNeims

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, quarter million dollar bail....whether it was $2.5 K or $25 K 1% or 10% that's a grip

4 жыл бұрын

I was ready to comment the exact same thing. Have my like

@davidjr3769

4 жыл бұрын

P. Neims hell yea that’s a lot

@MajinErick

4 жыл бұрын

...and some orange juice. lol

“Are you her father?” Like, dude.... You’re still alive, so I’d say he’s probably not her father

@plutoisaplanet6781

3 жыл бұрын

@Tony Davidson what does that have to do with anything

@berneru2p318

3 жыл бұрын

Copied.

@renelammers813

3 жыл бұрын

@Tony Davidson mate you have posted the same comment on every video, just shut the fuck up bringing politics into everything

@FoxboyAlex

3 жыл бұрын

@Tony Davidson You would praise him as a hero.

@lindsaymargarita185

3 жыл бұрын

Minor, I hardly know'er

What a creeper. He drove TWO HOURS? Glad he got busted.

@zitofan4life

Ай бұрын

Yea if it was only an hour and a half I woulda been cool w it

@ZDTF

28 күн бұрын

Good thing he didn't bust

@sunincident3146

27 күн бұрын

​@@zitofan4life If it was only an hour and 59 minutes it would've been chill

@NicoCarrera-en3or

27 күн бұрын

One hour and a half is almost as big as two hours.

@vegasmade777

22 күн бұрын

Does he seem like a dirty dishonest person?

Fantastic move for Chris Hansen to outright refuse to tell the guy who he is. Don't let him feel like he has a shred of power in this situation, which is probably exceedingly frustrating for people like him.

He said he gives "hugs" when he meets people...He didn't offer Chris one.

@lefunny2041

3 жыл бұрын

My boy Chris only wants a hug

@ripp3rjak934

3 жыл бұрын

That hug could of saved him jail time but oh well loo

@stitchworld3601

3 жыл бұрын

U are so right never offered

@rdarda9272

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

@gonkdroidincarnate4237

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

I've never even confidently ate pizza like this as a free man.

@AutoSia

4 жыл бұрын

Me too lol😂😂

@themeatspot5020

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@brinkstruckmoneyent9656

4 жыл бұрын

The before i go to prison slices

@ssination

4 жыл бұрын

Its the cleanest, best pleasure

@damoca333

4 жыл бұрын

RIP!!!!

16:07 "so the cops here?" ... that long drawn out silence followed by "we'll see" you could tell Chris Hansen enjoyed delivering that line

I can't believe how arrogant he is.

@Rimrock300

25 күн бұрын

I think it's his way of trying hiding his big nervousness and insecurity in this situaton

@donkique956

19 күн бұрын

Well, Bruce. Believe it!

@TheZombiesAreComing

18 күн бұрын

@@Rimrock300 Even before that, he was arrogant in the texts as well

@alexlee6487

15 күн бұрын

Tonight on COPS…

@maidenslayer

8 күн бұрын

Narcissistic

He started eating because he knew that would be the last thing he ate before prison food

@subscribeifuseethis9397

4 жыл бұрын

L_B 123 copier

@lbbb5456

4 жыл бұрын

@@subscribeifuseethis9397 what do u mean?

@illegalwaffel6435

4 жыл бұрын

He meant somebody else already posted this same comment before you.

@Karen-dn7qd

4 жыл бұрын

Tryna copy a comment that has 26k likes damn you a 🤡

@stevengraff2872

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't go to prison he went to jail learn the difference asshole

Chris: *”My name is Chris Hansen”* Predator: *say sike right now.*

@dampertowlette

4 жыл бұрын

Red.Ribbon.n this made me laugh out loud 😂 It’s the situation is not funny

@izzyspitz1256

4 жыл бұрын

Red.Ribbon.n LMAO 😂😭

@zuexq9975

4 жыл бұрын

I imagined the plant holding the gun.

@sskies4972

4 жыл бұрын

Zuexq Sameeeee the plant from Mario

@stankybigtoe5577

4 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite meme and is really underrated so making something this funny brings me great joy

I love the nerve of this guy. Just casually eating pizza while his life is being torn apart.

44 meeting a 13 year old! What a creep.

This is really a commercial: “Our pizza is soo good, you’ll eat it while your being interrogated!”

@psycheagle9

4 жыл бұрын

Dovah_ Snipes lmfaoooo

@tonybalony1811

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@pugzazzhole2603

4 жыл бұрын

I'm dead lmfaooooo 😭😭😭😭😭💀☠

@sleeprene

4 жыл бұрын

The pizza place is actually really good

@cscar1385

4 жыл бұрын

You’re* you stupid fuck

Jeff: “Do I seem like a dishonest, dirty person?” 52,231,274 people: Yes

@FlareE92

2 жыл бұрын

Come on he just want to go to strangers house and eat pizza.

@puppergump4117

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshual.7900 He was being sarcastic.

@appomattoxcourt

2 жыл бұрын

@@puppergump4117 Jeff???

@orneryokinawan4529

2 жыл бұрын

😂💀⚰

@gamer4ever838

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlareE92 plot twist: chris banged that girl after he left

Now Jeff is out of prison and lives with his rich parents. A truly worthless waste of air.

@shiloh3541

Ай бұрын

Wait really? How’d you find out?

@witchynerdhermit

Ай бұрын

@@shiloh3541 Just search his name. People keep tabs on him.

@TellYouSomethinMan

Ай бұрын

Chad sokol

@Anna-rx9gm

Ай бұрын

there is a video that follows up on the predators years after they appeared on the show@@shiloh3541

@Ramirez83786

Ай бұрын

He went to israel

He even eats pizza like a creep.

@RatherN0tww

2 күн бұрын

eating pizza is weird?😂😂 your the creep for judging people for eating 😂😂😂

@ae.prevail

Күн бұрын

@@RatherN0twwdude it’s a predator

@RatherN0tww

Күн бұрын

i know but @1999Suburu is literally judging him on eating

*hugs everyone he meets for the first time* *Doesn't hug Chris Hansen*

@theonlywhiteyrgfan9000

4 жыл бұрын

😆TRUE

@gothambillionaire

4 жыл бұрын

DayzZr Hahahaha

@Zenigundam

4 жыл бұрын

Because he's not gay you soft aas Genernation Z "pansexual".

@gothambillionaire

4 жыл бұрын

Zenigundam hE’s NoT gAy You and him are boyfriend and boyfriend. So do us all a favor and shut up

@Smokie181

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think it's his first time meeting him

Chris: "So you're 44 years old." Guy: **NERVOUS EATING INTENSIFIES**

@MrsStarSpooky

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@mikkat8613

4 жыл бұрын

I would be scarfing down that pizza, last thing to eat before you go to prison

@federation1wrestlingoffici748

4 жыл бұрын

He's like I should have played the new call of duty expect go to this girl's house

@vanmoody

4 жыл бұрын

He had to have a viagra? Shameful.

@nellzburn

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I was 16 and married to a 23 year old. My mom signed the papers. Sick! Protect children at all costs

@Natasha26

Ай бұрын

Did you have good school grades by age 16? I mean, if you weren’t amounting to much, then maybe your mum chose for you?

@letsdiscussitoversometea8479

Ай бұрын

Did you take vows? Were you given to your husband by your father??

@sarahrean7174

Ай бұрын

You ask her to sign them ?

@tymondabrowski12

Ай бұрын

@@Natasha26 wtf? Why are you automatically assuming something like that? You could very easily assume that the mother was the "not amounting to much" (in all kinds of ways) but you instantly chose to assume bad things about the victim. Also bad grades or even very poor perspectives for the future wouldn't be a good excuse for signing your teen daughter for marriage. She could've easily just waited two years and advised her in choosing a good man, if she was so concerned in that fantasy of yours. (But the truth was probably very different: money, or culture of the place, living in cult etc. Most child marriages in USA are in very religious Christian communities, iirc, yes, including the way nastier ones with 40 or 50 yos).

@tymondabrowski12

Ай бұрын

@@sarahrean7174 Children usually have no legal say in that, and if they do have, they are manipulated by the parents. Just read about it, you'll soon clearly see an emerging pattern of parents doing it in spite of kids or kids' best interests.

You can tell that decoy loves trolling these clowns.

“Are you her dad” If he was her dad you’d be dead bro

@kennedicampbell410

3 жыл бұрын

frl

@godkingdrago8219

3 жыл бұрын

Facts💯 he'd never make it out that house.

@QueenB_Jade

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@azerwhite8870

3 жыл бұрын

Yoooo faxxxxxx he would’ve seen just how many gauges my dad’s shotgun has 😂

@azerwhite8870

3 жыл бұрын

If this was daughter I would’ve been the one arrested...for murder

"i hug everyone I meet for the first time." Chris Hansen: "You didn't hug me."

@eddieibarra356

4 жыл бұрын

No Hugs For Me No Hugs For Me Why Wont You Have A Seat

@brucelucasjr6019

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing when I heard that

@jasondiaz14

4 жыл бұрын

Edgar Rentiria 😂

@Michelle2563

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@billyreynolds4749

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Hansen is a pain in the ass! I'd tell him to fuck off!

I refuse to believe I am the only one who thought this was Jimmy Kimmel!

@stevepd1

11 күн бұрын

Nah, they probably protect Jimmy Kimmel.

@vinodhcashout6711

10 күн бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel is a piece of trash

@jmz2144

6 күн бұрын

He goes to epsteins island

Happy 65 M . Chris, Jeff and that awesome Pizza are legends!!!

“Do I seem like a dishonest, dirty person?” *Chris looks into the camera like he’s on The Office*

@MandenTV

4 жыл бұрын

Ashley Dillingham lmao

@yvonnerousseau2238

4 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA perfect.

@unknownsubbeski6271

4 жыл бұрын

He is just a legend haha!! Love Chris

@kittyvalium6517

4 жыл бұрын

Do you have pretty feet?

@yvonnerousseau2238

4 жыл бұрын

How creepy is that?

“With a 12 year old girl” “She said she was 14 but ok”

@alishanestor1135

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao so underrated

@itop-staticz-_-6109

4 жыл бұрын

13

@Isiah59

4 жыл бұрын

ItzzCxden I was dead the whole time 🤣this predator is whackk💀💀

@thewalkingsmart2465

4 жыл бұрын

@@Isiah59 so me hey free food is free food

@nightlightshinebright5552

4 жыл бұрын

ItzzCxden _Oh yes, because that's not any more illegal._

Beyond gross. He should spend life in prison. Protect children from him

@womenDONTdeserveRIGHTS

Ай бұрын

boring comment

@A_foranonymous

Ай бұрын

​@@womenDONTdeserveRIGHTSyou think your cool but your not

@blak3brutus229

Ай бұрын

@@womenDONTdeserveRIGHTSty.

@chinchillin242

Ай бұрын

​@@womenDONTdeserveRIGHTSincel

@AWAYTAE

22 күн бұрын

@@womenDONTdeserveRIGHTSai ass username

Sadly he doesn't think he's done anything wrong, he's probably ruined lives of many young ones unfortunately!!!! Children are not safe :( and he's a huge creep!!!!

@KaniAbdi-bz2db

13 күн бұрын

U right on his thinking but how do you know he ruined lives?

You know all the crew wanted some pizza but felt too awkward to say yes.

@markweeks7548

5 жыл бұрын

In would have taken it all

@baronvonsnazzy3355

5 жыл бұрын

No way man, that's when you play the long game and realize once the cuffs come on that pizza is free to a good home

@jomoland

5 жыл бұрын

Baron Vonsnazzy what’s the long game?

@linkrulezall

5 жыл бұрын

@@baronvonsnazzy3355 Nah, they said the cops put it in the truck. That pizza's gonna make some delicious evidence for sure lol

@GraveyardTricks

5 жыл бұрын

American pizza is fucking weird

Cop: "You were talking to a 13 year old girl" Jeff: "She said she was 14" OH okay lets go home boys

@kedesmalls8597

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆

@adamcarroll6438

3 жыл бұрын

That's a great interrogation tactic though because it further incriminates him

@lianasoares8052

3 жыл бұрын

Anthony Grosso, how was he not guilty? This whole video has proof of what he did. 📹

@anthonygrosso8752

3 жыл бұрын

@@lianasoares8052 How did you interpret what i said as him not being guilty lol

@josephpaterno9668

3 жыл бұрын

@@lianasoares8052 he never even talked to a 13 year old girl, so where is the crime?

My 14 year old niece thought a deer weighed 2000 lbs. that’s how smart some of them are. Leave them alone

@syd8699

21 күн бұрын

I think your niece is just dumb cause literally everyone knows a deer weighs way more than 2000lbs

@jrsav1866

20 күн бұрын

I don’t think most 14 yr olds would think much differently nowadays 😂😂😂

@rwoolman

18 күн бұрын

😂

@analsokucu31

18 күн бұрын

bro no offence but your niece is r*rarded

@LoneMagpie91

15 күн бұрын

Whats the excuse for zoomers over 25 in the West?

I love that the cop kept calling her 12 & it really irked Jeff

50% comments- This dude look like a broke Jimmy Kimmel 50% of comments- That pizza look good af.

@jenniferbullett7254

4 жыл бұрын

@Billy Conforto Nice to call people names.

@nguyenquynhtrang5556

4 жыл бұрын

He look like Jimmy Neutron

@guywithdreads

4 жыл бұрын

Billy Conforto wow dude your embarrassing

@chip73731

4 жыл бұрын

@Billy Conforto are you stable???

@amethystthedarkrai648

4 жыл бұрын

@Billy Conforto Your name is Billy, calm down. 🗿

Just once I want Chris to say” why are you in my house messing with my daughter? and then laugh and say just kidding you’re going to jail.

@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao, that'd be great 😂

@davincigorgeous3586

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@court1b5

5 жыл бұрын

I'm ashamed at how hard I laughed at this

@libbyburgess7377

5 жыл бұрын

Bro that would be grate

@SEASEATV

5 жыл бұрын

Parkour Life I would literally die laughing

He's focused on eating that pizza because he knows that's his last decent meal for a long time.

Evan an eighteen y.o. boy knows not to mess with a 13 y.o. girl.

@letsdiscussitoversometea8479

Ай бұрын

What if he says he was misguided?

@joedwyer3297

10 сағат бұрын

Evan is smart Be like Evan

“coming to meet a young girl?” “yeah is that against the law?” i’m pissing

@henrydavid8994

4 жыл бұрын

Catastrophic Sausages: please piss somewhere contained

@smoothcs6191

4 жыл бұрын

He aint raping nobody girl was flirtt chatting all the time

@raeesrasul8057

4 жыл бұрын

Stopet she was part of the act you dumb fuck

@laggerjoe

4 жыл бұрын

How can anybody defend this fucking guy? Are you stupid?

@user-uz8tw2rf5r

4 жыл бұрын

Stopet I don’t think you understand that this man was planning on having sex with a CHILD! That is RAPE. If she is underage in any way, that is rape

This dude thinking like: "better enjoy my last pizza before i get arrested." Well played

@rektifyr...

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, I'm sure he'll get plenty stuffed in prison.

@EastboundAndDowns

4 жыл бұрын

Well he wouldn't want it to-go!

@shinjiuchiua7820

4 жыл бұрын

He was probably trying to look comfortable and not nervous.

@davidgary2075

4 жыл бұрын

@@rektifyr... you failed on your joke ..👎 horribly

@normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331

4 жыл бұрын

@@rektifyr... That joke sucks in this situation, it's better if he brought breadsticks or subs.

Please your honor, my client only _talked_ about sex with someone young, then drove 2+ hours to the house. That doesn't mean he was gonna do it, so please find it in your heart to let my client walk free.

@louisem3969

Ай бұрын

Lmao crazy 🤣

@sash0047

24 күн бұрын

I believe you

@gevansmd1

18 күн бұрын

Except he was never speaking to a minor. The person on the internet was an adult. The person in the house was an adult.

@gman3864

8 күн бұрын

​@@gevansmd1 doesn't matter, is the intent that he was talking to a minor.

@gevansmd1

8 күн бұрын

@@gman3864 If you think the speed limit is 35 and you're driving 60, even if the speed limit is 70, you can be ticketed because your intent was to exceed the speed limit? A guy offers you a flat screen TV at an amazing price. You suspect it's hot but buy it anyway. Can you be arrested for possession of stolen goods even though it was a legitimate sale? It's a slippery slope to accuse someone of a crime when no crime was committed.

Even his teeth are so disgusted by him that they’re keeping their distance.

@CLee.44

26 күн бұрын

Lmao😂

@arizonacreature1902

18 күн бұрын

Shit is gapped asf disgusting

@vinodhcashout6711

10 күн бұрын

Innovative comments never end with this guy 😂

Everyone thinks Sokol is a psycho because he got pizza and orange juice and I thought the same thing until I realized he brought the orange juice to mix with the vodka. He was gonna try and get her drunk. What a creep.

@MeneTekelUpharsin

2 жыл бұрын

He was going to try to get her drunk and then have her sign a marriage contract. How creepy is that?

@tridenttortise

2 жыл бұрын

@𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐗 doesn’t her mom need to sign it though. Thatd be a pretty stupid design for a 13 year old to be able to sign their life away. I feel like he was going to try to slip in a roofie to protect himself

@cfwDjj

2 жыл бұрын

@𝐊𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐗 true she can alway sign a sheet using forgery it's still creepy though.

@emetophobia1545

2 жыл бұрын

which makes him even more psycho, literally disgusting

@beazrich2.017

2 жыл бұрын

@@MeneTekelUpharsin Very creepy

Chris Hansen: "what are you doing here?" All predators: "you know...just hanging out"

@braedenherms9817

4 жыл бұрын

Trapaholik Burr nice

@qs-ii1872

4 жыл бұрын

Just like how Onision hangs out with multiple young girls...

@degeneratepervert6255

4 жыл бұрын

@@qs-ii1872 topical AF tbh

@oscarpimpz3140

4 жыл бұрын

Fr😂😂😂😂

@eilzabethsstudioslifeonyou

4 жыл бұрын

Trapaholik Burr I know right they all say that..

So you can marry a 13 year old with mothers permission in this state? As someone from the UK thats beyond wild to me

@AerCloud

5 күн бұрын

In quite a few states. It's super creepy and there's lawmakers that argue against raising the age to 18

You gotta quit that smackin', man. I feel a homicidal rage coming on...

@Scarenthis

22 күн бұрын

agreed.

Chris Hansen’s entrances are so smooth

@jbFromNYC

4 жыл бұрын

And nothing says, "Surprise, muthaf**ka!" like a Chris Hansen entrance. 😆

@titsmcghee1086

4 жыл бұрын

jb From NYC “Would you like a glass of milk with those cookies”

@evansakowicz6308

4 жыл бұрын

Just once I wish he would do a spin or something as he comes out

@Max-rk8ln

4 жыл бұрын

His sphincter looks like a donut. Smooth is something else in my opinion.

@epiccow6735

4 жыл бұрын

He should put the undertaker theme while coming in

"The cops put his pizza in the trunk." Important detail, thanks Chris.

@pinkpugginz

2 жыл бұрын

and they actually ate it at the station

@majorzane8990

2 жыл бұрын

Fuqk it free food for the cops 👮‍♀️

@tommyvercetti7326

2 жыл бұрын

Wasting pizza is a crime too ya know, they're not animals

@stacydavis1682

2 жыл бұрын

lol, I nearly spit out my drink.

@leana8002

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

bro looks like if jimmy kimmel was a drug addict

@captainitalia811

19 күн бұрын

Bro looks like jimmy kimmel

@vinodhcashout6711

10 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Geor_546

6 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

He had a two hour drive to think about what he was doing and still didn't back out.

@cmfrtblynmb02

7 күн бұрын

He did this before.

judging from his shirt he stole the table cloth from the pizza place

@kreta7450

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@katelinmcmillan8998

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@avamerritt8935

4 жыл бұрын

@Chocolate Face: Dying laughing 😂💀🏳

@kaanozsener7836

4 жыл бұрын

LOL DED HAHAHAHAHAHA

@elliech9728

4 жыл бұрын

666

Now the whole world knows he’s “not that big”

@masongreenhalgh8040

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@marcosantiago8821

3 жыл бұрын

@Kay Madrid the beer gut absorbed 80 percent of his size

@calicocat7342

3 жыл бұрын

Unrelated but what even is your dp

@laineylive9535

3 жыл бұрын

Yep and I believe him

@ntmzaba

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜

a monster that is trying to convince himself that he is a nice guy.

The fact that he had a moment where he was like "I shouldn't be talking to a 13 year old like this" and that wasn't enough to turn him around... just sad. Man was deadset on defiling a child and scarring them for life. No remorse, no shame, no guilt; only worry for them getting caught. Tragic.

@ZDTF

28 күн бұрын

Not really scarring if she wanted it She probably would've realized what she did was wrong later Kinda sad it happens irl and some don't even realise it Oops

@Valcerv

27 күн бұрын

​@@ZDTFyes fed Honeypot this profligate pedofile right here

The true crime was those selfies lmfao

@DosagePosage

4 жыл бұрын

Omg that profile pic just screamed creeper

@veronica-cx6lg

4 жыл бұрын

UHHDUDBHUDUBHHUBE LMAOAOAO

@mmh4378

4 жыл бұрын

DosagePosage aw man

@IM_ACID

4 жыл бұрын

Fxxxxx bro 😂

@hannahriley8928

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

"Do you have nice feet?" "Ya I don't have H O M E L E S S F E E T"

@Virgomeowmeow111

4 жыл бұрын

ikr who tf says thatt lmao

@yeswoo4452

4 жыл бұрын

They always suspect them too. They're bad at this

@Sanctus_Manifesto

4 жыл бұрын

@@Virgomeowmeow111 Do you have nice feet?

@Virgomeowmeow111

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sanctus_Manifesto I mean I make money off them so yea i guess

@laurens2562

4 жыл бұрын

@@Virgomeowmeow111 😳how does that work? Genuinely interested🤑

I hate the sound of him eating that pizza.

The fact that this dude is finding every justifiable excuse while eating pizza is crazy.

Chris hanssen: explain the text messages Jeff: 👁👄👁

@jessleys5691

5 жыл бұрын

That face always fucking kills me lmfao

@xae222

5 жыл бұрын

👁👃👁 👄

@Noone-oq4md

5 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

@spud5234

5 жыл бұрын

🧠 👁👃👁 👄 🦵🦵

@cashdri

5 жыл бұрын

Oml

"Do I seem like a dishonest, dirty person?" Chris: . _ .

@galvannarek

4 жыл бұрын

Montanez like no fucking shit

@sayitrightgazi_rove_kahyou5355

4 жыл бұрын

Montanez loll

@dearmarceline6884

4 жыл бұрын

true lol

@tajb6406

4 жыл бұрын

Chris: *smacks lips* .....”shall we rewind a bit,sir?”

@corteznichols6856

4 жыл бұрын

This chat seems like it🤣🤣

You can marry a 13 year old girl when you're 44? And that makes it legal to have intercourse? Something doesn't sound right.

@TheZombiesAreComing

18 күн бұрын

The only place I can see that happening is Yemen

@elicorn6028

17 күн бұрын

@@TheZombiesAreComingi know other muslim countries where a guy can marry an 8 year old

"The only thing that could prevent me from getting arresred is if we got married if you were married to me right now I wouldnt be breaking the law" That is the most deluded thing ever.

“Are you her dad?” Obviously not, you would’ve been dead the moment Chris walked out of that room

@siouxperion9786

3 жыл бұрын

Right! And I have 2 daughters whom I will watch very closely for the rest of their lives

@angelrivera1420

3 жыл бұрын

Facts lmao 🤣

@tommybennett7506

3 жыл бұрын

that pizza looked good, so did chris hansen. thanks!

@XavierChavez2007

3 жыл бұрын

I made this comment go to 1.2k

@joshual.7900

3 жыл бұрын

@@XavierChavez2007 Thanks :)

"I hug someone everytime I meet someone new" why didn't Chris get a hug?

@angelika.2774

4 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@Faris_Asmar

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Labelle lmfao

@deganmarshall2103

4 жыл бұрын

I would like but its at 69

@youngma4205

4 жыл бұрын

Get his ass. Get em🔥🔥

@kaitlynpaz7889

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing! That’s why I came to see if someone had thought the same thing

I truly appreciate that the producers kept us up to date on the location and condition of the pizza.

Every time I get reminded that he tried to change his name, I come back to rewatch this video.

he kinda looks like a Walmart jimmy kimmel

@lorenortiz7367

5 жыл бұрын

Kay Mcrery I thought so too!!

@Lexusgx550

5 жыл бұрын

Kay Mcrery lol true

@spongebob9067

5 жыл бұрын

Its him and this is a face reveal

@jacksonroessler7770

5 жыл бұрын

Great value Jimmy Kimmel

@jrock7518

5 жыл бұрын

The great value Jimmy kimmel

“Do I seem like a dishonest, dirty person? Do I seem like it to you?” Chris: 🤨

@henriklewis792

3 жыл бұрын

Thats literally his face 😂

@nhomer100

3 жыл бұрын

🤭🤭🤫🤫🤫🤭

@No-ej5jz

3 жыл бұрын

@Mickey Winters Old cut and paste

@suchadamilanata9955

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😂 yeah you are, I wouldn’t even dare walking near him in 100 meters radius in daylight, he’s so creepy.

@exquerl0x252

3 жыл бұрын

@@No-ej5jz Old cut and paste

He sounds like H3H3. Not only the voice, but also the stuttering and arguing.

My favorite part of this was Chris saying "Hungry hungry, pizza for me, give me slice now."

Everybody gangster until chris starts pulling out transcripts

@na-qh2bf

4 жыл бұрын

Fr😂💀

@goodolboy5795

4 жыл бұрын

Bad publicity for Metallica!

@LeoMessi-dz1rj

4 жыл бұрын

Then he reads the transcripts in there minds there like I fucked up lol 😂

@africacarey

4 жыл бұрын

When Chris pulls out that transcript is like waterboarding torture for them

@brandyspain7125

4 жыл бұрын

😹😹😹😹😹

How don’t these guys know who Chris Hansen is 😭😭 he’s literally their enemy #1

@epixbear5594

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@rohan_7444

2 жыл бұрын

Ye lol

@thegreatnahwhaile

2 жыл бұрын

The house is pretty famous by now, why don't these people know what it is, not that that's a bad thing, it's good that their stupid

@osssboys5700

2 жыл бұрын

It's crazy because he got released from Jail and became a youtuber. kzread.info/dash/bejne/fYOglI9xoqTSYpM.html

@Kumorini

2 жыл бұрын

They're dumb asf that's why

i feel kinda bad for being so focused on this considering the nature of the show, but fuck man, that pizza looks so good... i want pizza now

@vinodhcashout6711

10 күн бұрын

I'm in the same boat bro 😂

“Do I seem like a dishonest, dirty person?” 65 million people: Yes

“Do I seem like a dishonest dirty person?” Yes.

@Zenigundam

4 жыл бұрын

He was honest about everything from his plumbing situation to the size of the pizza he bought. If anyone was dishonest, it was Bailey. Sokol showed amazing restraint not to chase and confront her for lying about no one else being in the house. 19 year old women and their lies, feminism makes them feel invincible.

@jerrywitaj

4 жыл бұрын

Zenigundam oh right, my bad....he’s a GREAT guy. The young girl is the criminal.....lmao. Seek help.

@kadenthenbafan642

4 жыл бұрын

jerrywitaj he is not a dishonest person but he Is a dirty person

@UserNotFound-mw4hp

4 жыл бұрын

*hava nagila plays*

@MalazanTheFallen

4 жыл бұрын

jerrywitaj Pretty sure you fail for the bait

"Do I look like a dishonest, dirty person?" Chris Hansen literally just read his dishonest, dirty receipts.

@bellahansen8653

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@janwilliams6539

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Andres he looks filthy.

@alicenoele9530

4 жыл бұрын

he looks like a troll

@UserNotFound-mw4hp

4 жыл бұрын

Hava Nagila starts playing

He was like "Condoms?!? You wont find them, i dont use them. Just sex enhancement pills."

I'm never having kids. It's a dangerous world

@2tarynn

26 күн бұрын

you could educate them on these kind of dangers throughout their life in an age-appropriate way. good people parenting good people who are aware is the solution!

@jabberwocky2029

26 күн бұрын

@@2tarynnhad a bad childhood and bad parents. I don't think I can risk a baby's life to my genes or the terrible world.

@denniscarey8426

22 күн бұрын

I’ve been a bachelor all my life and will most likely never marry. The single life is the best!

@KaylaRosenblum

20 күн бұрын

@@jabberwocky2029imagine you could go back in life and give yourself a better childhood the problem is you can’t but you could give your kids an amazing childhood

@I-io8ee

19 күн бұрын

@@KaylaRosenblum He mentioned his genes too. A lot of time problems can be passed down

This sicko sitting here acting like there is nothing wrong with his nonsense

@raynotjay2929

3 жыл бұрын

well... might as well go out eating the last decent meal he’ll have in a while

@AuraRazor

3 жыл бұрын

It's all staged

@eaglei0n

3 жыл бұрын

@@AuraRazor I don’t think so. You can look these guys arrest records up in public records

@D50Music

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t you mean.. noncence 😂

@durkmoneyswaggfly5648

3 жыл бұрын

It’s too many snitches in this world

He paid for that pizza he gonna eat the pizza goddammit

@freedajackson2836

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Worst nigga you crazy

@andrewshemon1994

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Worst ur comment made me laugh so hard man 😂

@nasseralhajri6966

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

This is how government finds its new politicians 😂

“His date with a 13 year old is about to be on national tv” is wild asf

“Do you have pretty feet?” “Yes, I don’t have homeless feet.” Speech 100

@michealhyperion3023

2 жыл бұрын

I’m your 100th like

@wilburfoot

2 жыл бұрын

I am a foot

@bc6828

2 жыл бұрын

Dan Schneider enters chat

@anonman3707

2 жыл бұрын

Wish my gf had homeless feet :(

@nathan8750

2 жыл бұрын

@@wilburfoot idk what compelled you to have a foot with a...face as your wallpaper but you have my stamp of approval

damn, jeff was definitely the “can I get a hug” kid in school.

@oliviamcvicker2683

3 жыл бұрын

He definitely was like “wHErEs My dAiLy hUg”

@jame9200

3 жыл бұрын

especially to the girls

@ghostrecon9951

3 жыл бұрын

Pot kettle.

@catsmith233

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@menherachan-hc8hf

3 жыл бұрын

I think those kids are just touch starved or just super happy all the time

I'm glad they told us they put the pizza in the trunk of the police car. I was worried about that pizza.

Its so weird when they ask, "are you her dad?" A father of a 13 y/o girl would not be that calm dude, he'd be attacking you

@sladewilson649

2 жыл бұрын

Still better than the police in his mind

@catalyst5447

2 жыл бұрын

As a father of two preteen girls, yes, the guy probably wouldn't live. Or at least, he'd spend the rest of his life as a veggie.

@dagod99

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Just told my so that if it were to happen to my daughter i would talk to the mf if i got tired of beating him

@ephialtesjackson3620

2 жыл бұрын

Yes,i have three beautiful daughters and I would have wrecked this dirt!

@stevejackson3847

2 жыл бұрын

@@catalyst5447 yep. no man over 18 a grown azz man in 20s, to middle age, forties, fifties, would be with a child, teen- or younger, i say cut em where it would make it not possible to ever again do what we know he was trying to do.

This man admitted to having a small pp to 34 million people. At least he's in jail now

@nameless-bx8qu

4 жыл бұрын

I admit to having a 14 inch pp. Bless God

@ASmith-jn7kf

4 жыл бұрын

He probably doesn't, it seems like all guys think that because they are insecure.

@tiegan7158

4 жыл бұрын

@@ASmith-jn7kf I can see why. It could be so the girl doesn't expect much but then thinks it's big when she sees it

@Tellaz

4 жыл бұрын

I think he's out of jail actually. Because a lot of people got released from jail when the show got shut down

@olimpiaolmos8661

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao dame too funny

13:35 You can see the anger in Chris's eyes after creep asks him

The way he offered everyone a slice 😭💀

I would have die laughing id Chris Hansen grabbed a slice himself.

@dizzletronfr

3 жыл бұрын

Comedy Gold

@calimitaprefetta

3 жыл бұрын

He wouldn’t (I know its a joke) just because it could be laced with something

@dizzletronfr

3 жыл бұрын

Corbin Scheel still the guy ate it why wouldn’t he

@calimitaprefetta

3 жыл бұрын

craftr I’m not saying this one was I’m saying he wouldn’t risk eating it just in case it was

@Me-nq2cf

3 жыл бұрын

@@dizzletronfr you never know if he may have laced all but one slice or something like that.

“Doesn’t mean I was going to. Tonight.” Disgusting.

@EMILFEIKMAN

4 жыл бұрын

He's just being a smart ass... He's implying that he would wait until 16 or marriage.

@ballistic2406

4 жыл бұрын

Alyssa Castle kzread.info/dash/bejne/aISXp9SJn5aadtI.html

@cloudyskies2729

4 жыл бұрын

I wish my dad sees this and then the cops will a arrest him

@isabellesabelja640

11 ай бұрын

@@cloudyskies2729 are you okay?

@yamato126

10 ай бұрын

​@@cloudyskies2729I wish you the best sweetheart

It's amazing how he thought "you know what, I just need to sit down with these cops and convince them they have nothing on me"

I'm not even 40 and I can't possibly imagine being such a loser that I would try to hang out with a kid. What's wrong with this guy, seriously?

@sabza8849

8 күн бұрын

You’re definitely a pedo

This girl is so fucking good at acting, she seems so genuine that she almost fools me even though I know she's lying completely and finds him disgusting

@pedrooliveira3287

2 жыл бұрын

Shes cute asf too ngl if she told me she was 13 and asked me to come over id do the same thing tbh

@indomiebrothenjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

@@pedrooliveira3287 Yeah hello Chris Hansen? This guy right here.

@auline8531

2 жыл бұрын

@@pedrooliveira3287 bro?

@zeoalexo

2 жыл бұрын

@@pedrooliveira3287 FBI should be at your door anymore

@SD-zd8yu

2 жыл бұрын

@@pedrooliveira3287 Yes officer, this comment right here

Did not expect this from Jimmy Kimmel

@Choco-cs3lk

4 жыл бұрын

😂💀

@masterpeacejr6180

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@bellathornton3900

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@AJ_Menace

4 жыл бұрын

Hamza Khan 😂😂😂😂

@jnellieeightyfive7725

4 жыл бұрын

I did. #EpsteinIsland

Honestly, I don’t get how anyone could bring themselves to do something like this. It’s just beyond unthinkable

It’s the I don’t care attitude for me wow

Are you her dad? My guy.. if that was her dad, you would be spitting out teeth right now.

@remmilayne6153

Жыл бұрын

And he says it SO cocky, too.

@n.b.l.5709

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@shania991

Жыл бұрын

Right like do you honestly think you’d be awake to ask that question

@imanassole9421

Жыл бұрын

@@shania991 For real

@berthagarcia1656

Жыл бұрын

If that was my daughter's mother, he wouldn't be just spitting he's teeth out!!! 🤬🤬🤬😡😡 HE,S A MARRANO!!!