"I really can't afford to be arrested..." Don't worry Sir, its free of charge.

@eccentriq1014

4 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes😂

@robprocks

4 жыл бұрын

@@eccentriq1014 For real!! 🤣😂🤣😂

@msgriffinhive

4 жыл бұрын

And so is being an idiot

@Tristan-jt3id

4 жыл бұрын

It actually costs money to be arrested. Court fees and what not

@msgriffinhive

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tristan-jt3id WHY MUST YPU RUIN THIS

Later on, as hansen was lying down in his bed at night, that question came back to his mind.. "am i really chris hansen?"

@ZombryaTheDark

4 жыл бұрын

I read that in his voice lmao

@hibikimaiku

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@ezzanz961

4 жыл бұрын

Unpopular Opinion 🤣

@juliusminaj

4 жыл бұрын

ZombryaTheDark same lmao

@anthonylaudano9751

4 жыл бұрын

What a low life DORK.COULDNT GET LAYED IN A MORG

*Walks into a bank with a gun drawn* "Don't panic, everybody; just making sure that nobody is robbing this place."

@BSTJUNKIE-qs1ii

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@driafibromyalgiafighter9342

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@mcivor321

Ай бұрын

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

@johngilmore697

Ай бұрын

Why would I panic I just blazed.

@Bag0fRats

27 күн бұрын

Lol😂

I'm so grateful we have concerned citizens like Mike Thrilla looking out for our nation's youth.

@Lrizu

5 ай бұрын

Hupomone

@ilovebabybelle

5 ай бұрын

hahahahhaha

@AdrenalineRushMX

5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@OrangeBoiiii

4 ай бұрын

Truely the man of all time

@jaycahuenga6416

3 ай бұрын

Off subject but I thought it was funny that Mike Manzie was wearing a math t shirt to see a "13 yr old" girl at that time 🤭

At least his hair and eyebrows knew better than to come over

@melaniewheeler1655

4 жыл бұрын

For real 😂

@Mr07008

4 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAH

@UnseenBalenci

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@Reodor_Felgen

4 жыл бұрын

@@unsub8321 Your face knew better than to show up on your profile picture as well!

@wokeex6770

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Math tutors: 13 + 32 = 45 Chris Hanson: 13 + 32 = trouble

@waveyboii1491

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 good comment

@mranonymous6629

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@fgpercent4927

5 жыл бұрын

If u would have wrote Chris Hansen this would’ve been top comment for sure

@makdanie

5 жыл бұрын

hahah

@memyself1176

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

This guy's uncle was part of Hansen's team. Must be humiliating

@susanlett9632

6 ай бұрын

Dang!!

@butterbread858

4 ай бұрын

That's unconfirmed at best.

@CannibalOx99

4 ай бұрын

​@sharpbutterknife well he has an uncle somewhere out there that's humiliated

@butterbread858

4 ай бұрын

@@CannibalOx99Manzi works at a petco now lol

@droppin_sik_beets

3 ай бұрын

With a porn stash​@@butterbread858

Hearing Chris say " blaze" is the cleanest best pleasure.

“I deal with kids all the time” not a good thing to say in front of Chris Hanson

@pastel_magi

4 жыл бұрын

*MUDA MUDA*

@medicalcal

4 жыл бұрын

thanks for the info, DIO.

@lextherex1025

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Andy-xl9gz

4 жыл бұрын

😂 Ikr

@chrispham6599

4 жыл бұрын

Famous last words

“I’m gonna get arrested if I go out that door” Dude you’re gonna get arrested no matter what door you go out

@JDUCSUDMU38948

4 жыл бұрын

Half Blood Scum lmfaooo true, I was waiting for him to start throwing things

@stellawilliamoldvideosofch3856

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe

@AlphaQHard

4 жыл бұрын

„What if I just flush myself down the toilet like the piece of shit that I am?”

@carnagezone4268

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlphaQHard this is the First comment to actually make me lol. Thank you, have a like and a cookie.

@useenmebefore5486

4 жыл бұрын

Even if he comes out of the closet?

"I'm here because I was slightly concerned." - Michael Manzi

@milesjohnson5487

Ай бұрын

Chris Hansen pronounced the G in chillin.

“Guys..urrrghh” 🤣🤣

@sedlyholmes3722

22 күн бұрын

"This is harrable"

caillou really let himself go 😔😔

@theamazingtristini3251

5 жыл бұрын

caillou always showed the signs...it was just a matter of time

@blackcat8104

5 жыл бұрын

@@theamazingtristini3251 Dammit!! You beat me to it! Lol

@victoriacornelio-fisher4089

5 жыл бұрын

I....I hate you 😂😂

@kavakahn9387

5 жыл бұрын

We all know he sucks and he doesn't deserve hair or food or love

@tiffanydavis3903

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao🤣🤣🤣

“He’s obsessed with pizza” Why did they feel we needed to know that.

@babylonisfallen4411

4 жыл бұрын

A question I asked myself as well. Plus where is their evidence ? simply bringing pizza implies obsession I guess

@3ves

4 жыл бұрын

*pizza gate*

@saltinecracker491

4 жыл бұрын

@@babylonisfallen4411 He probably said it and they just didnt show us.

@babylonisfallen4411

4 жыл бұрын

Well I demand proof. You can't go around making bold accusations like that without proof.

@sakurito55

4 жыл бұрын

Astro Dan watch pizza gate videos and you’ll understand

This is harrible. Guys I was just there for a weed hookup. Even my uncle knew why I was there.

@rahatahmed6188

4 ай бұрын

Did you blaze?

@RonKnightIsMyUncle

4 ай бұрын

@@rahatahmed6188 I would have but that bastard Chris kept me away from my soul mate.

@rahatahmed6188

4 ай бұрын

@@RonKnightIsMyUncle 32? You look way older by the way.

@RonKnightIsMyUncle

4 ай бұрын

@@rahatahmed6188 How’s your downward dog?

@rahatahmed6188

4 ай бұрын

@@RonKnightIsMyUncleI just know I could get in trouble even talking to you, you know.

Bruh 13 is a baby these people are sick. I’m 22 now and I still feel like a child

@ookipuki

2 ай бұрын

When I turned 28 I saw 20 yr Olds as babies lol

@avinashjha5945

2 ай бұрын

I am 24 and moved the dating range to 22 because any younger than that felt a bit weird.

@user-bi1mv8rk2b

2 ай бұрын

​@@avinashjha5945same here

@Dylan-Frost

2 ай бұрын

I wouldn't go as far as to say that 13 is infantile but that's still pretty young. (I am 17.)

@tealeavees

2 ай бұрын

@@Dylan-Frost They'll definitely feel like that when you get a bit older. I'm only 21 and now 13 year olds are like babies to me

“Please guys let me go home” ok guys wrap it up he said we can’t arrest him

@CoRLex-jh5vx

4 жыл бұрын

His -mom- self said no

@musblue2599

4 жыл бұрын

He's not that white 😂

@colbyfletcher7825

4 жыл бұрын

Yeet

@phenomenaljone

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Lucas 😩😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🔥

@beastcarleeto707

4 жыл бұрын

@@colbyfletcher7825 r/ihavereddit

Imagine turning on the tv to see ur math tutor talking to Chris Hanson

@gocubbies6577

3 жыл бұрын

Actually?

@Yourmother-ef8gk

3 жыл бұрын

@Austin M. Chill bro ok

@gocubbies6577

3 жыл бұрын

was he ur tutor

@Yourmother-ef8gk

3 жыл бұрын

@@gocubbies6577 No I was just sayinf

@Yourmother-ef8gk

3 жыл бұрын

@Austin M. Ok I get it

The fact that he’s the nephew of the head of security for the show 🤦🏽‍♂️

@susanlett9632

6 ай бұрын

Damn! Seriously?? WOW 😳😧

@jenniferburton7044

3 ай бұрын

This has been debunked by Hansens own crew 🙄

@toastle8005

3 ай бұрын

No, he wasnt

@jenniferburton7044

3 ай бұрын

@@toastle8005 The fact that people spread these asinine rumors without fact checking is SCARY. Let’s hope these people don’t vote either.

@dominickjustave3558

3 ай бұрын

​@@jenniferburton7044its not a rumor about Hanson getting in trouble with the law and how young his wife was

"I'm gonna have a look around someone else's house, and make sure no one else is here to catch me meeting up with a young person. Be right back."

"He got his math degree from a *S M A L L* New York College." Hansen be roasting these boys so lowkey.

@CiaobellaAmour

4 жыл бұрын

inovaG 💀😹🤣

@mrooter5900

4 жыл бұрын

inovaG men*

@kevinflowers463

4 жыл бұрын

it was completely unnecessary to bring up the shirt he was wearing to just point out he didn't go to MIT lmao

@Eyeriz2014

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinflowers463 No, It was completely unnecessary for him to go to hang out with a minor. Anyone walking through those doors are going to get roasted by Chris Hansen.

@JBrander

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinflowers463 Nah, when you commit to the deed of walking through those doors to meet that underage girl, you are open season and fair game for all kinds of roasting.

“Police, put your hands behind your back.” “Please guys I can’t” “Alright boys he can’t so let’s pack it up and go home, sir you’re free to go.”

@GM-dg6mj

4 жыл бұрын

*roll credit

@Provo.00

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@miabeardmore

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@BASEBALLHISTOR

4 жыл бұрын

25 + 13 = 20 yrs lmao

@melitonorozcojr.8099

4 жыл бұрын

🤭🤭

His anxiety disgusts me, because its not a condition. He's just worried to get to prison and knows he did wrong.

Mike: **activates begging mode** Cops: "We're gonna tase you." Mike: **activates compliant mode**

“I really can’t afford to get arrested” You tryna buy a Premium cell or something?

@Rex-golf_player810

4 жыл бұрын

Otherwise he gets a shitload of prison ads

@mustardyboi4187

4 жыл бұрын

レックスRex That’s when you know you have to uninstall the prison

@anonymoustranscriber2869

4 жыл бұрын

Ew, a roblox profile picture.

@conastel3023

4 жыл бұрын

@@anonymoustranscriber2869 Probably just a kid man, let it be. They'll grow up

@dskcis

4 жыл бұрын

Conastel k

“His shirt is popular with MIT graduates. He did not go there” 💀

@CalQaida

4 жыл бұрын

Shit Mr Hansen! Why you gotta do him like that?

@JohnJ149

4 жыл бұрын

Hansen be cooking these dudes fr

@jademaldonado9247

4 жыл бұрын

😭😂😭😂😭 fucking killed me lol

@aquamarine0023

4 жыл бұрын

Chris is the OG and doesn't play 😂

@bgrm1069

4 жыл бұрын

Hansen taking Big W's

Did he lose his teaching credentials? Wouldn't want him anywhere near my kids.

@rahatahmed6188

5 ай бұрын

Yes

@Ibrahim-wr5fs

13 күн бұрын

Obviously lol

This is the only true crime show I enjoy. The mood change when Chris walks into the room and the arguments they have get me every time. It's also one of the only true crime shows that actually lead to these horrible people being arrested

u telling me this isNT the guy who kidnapped the chipmunks

@james-uc5gc

4 жыл бұрын

everybody gangsta until Ian shows up

@strawberrygoldfiish8606

4 жыл бұрын

*alvins walks in with a chainsaw*

@james-uc5gc

4 жыл бұрын

Goldfishes are Underrated Simon , Theodore we got him

@papilionicide

4 жыл бұрын

why doesn't this have more likes 💀💀

@james-uc5gc

4 жыл бұрын

Addie Crawford idk 😞

Chris - "I'm Chris Hansen" Mike - "No you're not" Chris - "Damn he's good, alright you're free to go"

@bcbrandonbc9674

4 жыл бұрын

Wreckanize 😭😭😭😭

@LordofDaggerfall

4 жыл бұрын

Speech 100

@-Wreckanize-

4 жыл бұрын

@@LordofDaggerfall Thanks! Means a lot

@claudiariedel5777

4 жыл бұрын

He's trying to get serious way to soon,so Hansen had to simply intervene. They have a serious problem, but take no responsibility.

@HKOTACON

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Hansen: "Damn... what if I'm not Chris Hansen... What if I'm a clone of Chris Hansen, and the real Chris Hansen is dead..."

"Do they film this whole thing?" "Yes Mike, we are." 8:34

I would like them to bring this series back..

@andsoitbegins464

Ай бұрын

Me too!

@ImSquiggs

5 күн бұрын

Hanson vs Predator was so good I’d almost say it’s better than the original series. Definitely his best alternate project at least.

Its hilarious that they filmed someone aggressively writing 32+13 😂😂

@dimitarivanov7249

4 жыл бұрын

When is that lol

@toripai94

4 жыл бұрын

@@dimitarivanov7249 @ 00:30

@captainhandcock3169

4 жыл бұрын

45 good luck on that math test

@TheReverantChoir

4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t even write trouble on the board lmao

@MyDomo1988

4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The worst thing that could happen to Caillou in the future.

@reislashbai

4 жыл бұрын

Things are getting wild in Caillou's house tonight

@11033066099

4 жыл бұрын

@Strawberry Orphan lmao, I can Google it

@turcanudan9386

4 жыл бұрын

The worst, and yet...the likeliest

@KajunMs39

4 жыл бұрын

Lol!! Good one

@MatridoxRBLX

4 жыл бұрын

DavidzToyz underrated comment

"I'm Chris Hansen" "No you're not." "You're right I'm not. I'm Jack the Ripper. You're screwed my friend."

Manzi was probably the most intelligent overall predator caught on HvP. He also knows how to fast talk and twist words. Scary that a guy like that is tutoring impressionable children.

@I_WANT_MY_SLAW

4 ай бұрын

He never talked about anything sexual.

@Scarenthis

4 ай бұрын

His excuses were awful, and when your face is on this show, your life is ruined.

Caillou should have said that he has dyslexia and he was there to meet a 31 year old.

@JohnGenova

5 жыл бұрын

Cocaha 87 that would of been brilliant

@mcdonaldsselever5095

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao this deserves more likes

@emmachance2993

4 жыл бұрын

you are clever

@truth517

4 жыл бұрын

Cocaha 87 Good one! 😂😂😂

@LoisAGrimm

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Chris Hansen’s one liners are smoother than that dudes head.

@rocketbaboon2003

4 жыл бұрын

Zack lmao he is a professional talker after all

@oogaga2638

4 жыл бұрын

Rocket Baboon Hahaha

@thicok4555

4 жыл бұрын

To bad Chris went to jail to

@rocketbaboon2003

4 жыл бұрын

Elias hell yes at least it wasn’t him being a predator

@bunbo1812

4 жыл бұрын

@@thicok4555 he got arrested? what did Chris do?

"he's obsessed with pizza" Wow why thank you Chris Hansen for bringing up such an important relevant and vital point

@griffinsutich1067

4 ай бұрын

pizzagate

the narcissism is off the charts with this one

Chris: “You’re getting arrested.” Predator: “no please 🥺🥺👉👈”

@mattaddme6247

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@xanelewis8208

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@1xincoo

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment😭😭😂

@leeraps6621

3 жыл бұрын

Fr he looks like a baby even 💀💀

@ChickenRieder

3 жыл бұрын

But I said I'm sowwy 🥺

This dude just tried to jedi mind trick Chris Hansen.

@saugattmg6383

4 жыл бұрын

Heidrosign ikr LOL 😆

@nelanegron3076

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@cassie1421

4 жыл бұрын

This is not the predator you are looking for

@hda2243

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@Rex-golf_player810

4 жыл бұрын

Either that or extreme denial I mean how the fuck do you not recognize him

weed isnt for 13 year old girls ☠️

@G00GLeZukkaTurd

6 ай бұрын

Weed don’t do this 😂

Still not as bad as the prick who drove 2 hours and eating his pizza nonchalantly while he was busted and about to be arrested

@darrylramsey6232

2 ай бұрын

Jeff sokal lol

@canuckguy0313

29 күн бұрын

I think the decoy in the house was the same as Sokol’s.

@miruharabae8045

6 күн бұрын

But, can't you see how apprehensive he was?

@darrylramsey6232

6 күн бұрын

@@miruharabae8045 😆

“I’m Chris Hansen, and you’re watching Disney channel”

@-Wreckanize-

4 жыл бұрын

*wand wave*

@DMTInfinity

4 жыл бұрын

*#lolz*

@jakewhiston6461

4 жыл бұрын

If this was on Disney channel that would be uncomfortable and hilarious

@tonyfortier8835

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakewhiston6461 If chris hansen was at disney the entire head staff would get jailed. Lol

@sylviadyme9597

4 жыл бұрын

@@tonyfortier8835 oof 😂

I like how she is always wearing a bullet proof jacket while typing on a computer.

@loganfralick8314

4 жыл бұрын

Clint Reeves ya never know when call of duty people come to life

@LouLou-xz6bw

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@firefly361

4 жыл бұрын

Rainbow Six Seige

@MV-eh3xf

4 жыл бұрын

Always prepared 🙌🏽🖖🏽......😩😂

@snorlaxcock6473

4 жыл бұрын

She might get shot through the computer

That's the scariest part, he deals with kids all the time. Monster hidden in plain site. He acts so distraught because he knows all he is going to lose.

@Talos827

8 ай бұрын

Yes....dehunanise and exclude people like him from society that will help (sarcasm). Just look at how the first world countries handle this and copy that. Same goes for your antiquated weapons law and your social system in general.

@AlbertRei3424

2 ай бұрын

​@@Talos827Please elaborate

“Ok but are there police outside?” “I’ll get to that in a minute.” and it was at that moment he knew it’s gg

“I came here to save this girl from guys like me” pretty much his defense

@1amNumberOne

4 жыл бұрын

Omg...this is SO FUCKIN FUNNY...I dont understand how no one else could be talking about this fact

@henrijs1733

4 жыл бұрын

self-burn haha

@ndhdhdbjendidnd1246

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I call, self defence

@TimSlee1

4 жыл бұрын

Other predators have made the same shitty excuse.

@voltorb433

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I thought that too

“I deal with kids all the time” ooh buddy that was the wrong choice of words

@japhethmoses5185

4 жыл бұрын

FlowerPrincess16 lmfaooo ikr

@MsMel-gs7xe

4 жыл бұрын

HEHEHEHE!!!!!! 😂

@JackieFuckingChan

4 жыл бұрын

Hello princess...

@kingzingo1784

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@r.6731

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Lmao he really thought going out the back door would have a different outcome 😂

The “please sir” 😂

Chris : 32+13=? Me : 45 Chris : trouble Me : damn math is tough

@kurosakibell9982

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lefreakful

4 жыл бұрын

omg you win the best comment today! hilarious!

@r.coffman1431

4 жыл бұрын

I answered, prison....guess we were both wrong lol

@mashonoid

4 жыл бұрын

my answer was 46

@phataposter7709

4 жыл бұрын

Quick math

"I deal with kids all the time..." Not your best argument, sir.

@perryjudson364

4 жыл бұрын

I read this the second he said that😂

@realniaimani

4 жыл бұрын

Breeshia Wade right 😂😂😭😭

@1snikta

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely not the best choice of words.. You're going down math tutor.

@tommykupper2540

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as soon as he said it😂😂😂

@ciaranscl

4 жыл бұрын

Perry Judson same 😂😹🤣

- So you were gonna search the house right now for... what? - She could be here with a group of people, and she obviously was. What an intelligent liar. There were several times in Hanson's questions where he gave these slippery answers. Completely manipulative and super dangerous.

@mahinoriart

4 ай бұрын

He has such a innocent-sounding voice. It's scary how "normal" these people seem

Poor guy wanted to see if shes ok and now this happens😂

@captaintrips2980

2 ай бұрын

He's a real knight in shining armor, isn't he?

Predator: I can't guys please, I can't, GUYSSS Police chief: Alright guys he can't, just let him go

@valmaks9531

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@mistersancho2765

4 жыл бұрын

White privilege at its finest lol

@wtfytyty6890

4 жыл бұрын

ValenTINA except they didn’t let him go

@hellfire3653

4 жыл бұрын

@@mistersancho2765 what kind of dumbass insult was that supposed to be

@limpfinger12

4 жыл бұрын

He can't. He WON'T.

Boy's out here lookin' like Humpty Dumpty. And boy did he have great fall.

@giulis3315

4 жыл бұрын

Pardoxia i’m wheezing😂

@lodoniakhaye4341

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@Kazzzz12

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@victoriafebo-cruz5259

4 жыл бұрын

This deserves more attention😂😂

@mechanicman3305

4 жыл бұрын

Na he looking like the characters coneheads in that movie 😭😂😭😂

didn't know Woody Harrelson had a brother lol

His head said “🥚”

@flarexero2161

4 жыл бұрын

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall 😂😂😂

@rjs1jd

4 жыл бұрын

And humty dumpty fell off the wall and landed on Chris Hanson's lap!

@MMA_BEASTHUB

4 жыл бұрын

Dick head

@josevaldez4482

4 жыл бұрын

Animations Videogames SFM 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t unsee that now 😂

@Amharizz

4 жыл бұрын

@@rjs1jd 😂😂

Plot twist: the girl was arrested for luring an egg to her home.

@typierce5660

4 жыл бұрын

Mark Shelling his head got more red by the minute

@Soosph0id

4 жыл бұрын

he looks like the goomba from the live action mario movie XD

@brianweiss1403

4 жыл бұрын

He is the eggman

@brianweiss1403

4 жыл бұрын

@@Soosph0id ohh my god he does thats the greatest comparison i ever heard thank you so much that is amazing

@Soosph0id

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianweiss1403 You could also say he looks like a live action gru but that would be complementing him on his appearance.

Is that you Chris Hansen….is this me……

Bro is a math teacher, but he miscalculated the age of consent. Rookie mistake.

“Because 32+13 adds up to trouble” I love Chris’ one liners lol

@camdenwyeth316

4 жыл бұрын

@@martinc1842 yeah I bet that's gonna work nice one

@martinc1842

4 жыл бұрын

Faithleap gonna work for what? I was just making a statement

@junkyarddanubis3116

4 жыл бұрын

@@martinc1842 Game: 10/10

@martinc1842

4 жыл бұрын

MaddenLightning thx luv 😎

@leemichael2154

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he's great on the spot with his brutal retorts?!? 😯

“ He’s wearing a shirt popular with MIT graduates. But he didn’t go there, he went to a small New York college.” Man these guys throwing shade

@GoldandAppel

3 жыл бұрын

Perpetrating.

@patrickobrien5311

3 жыл бұрын

that shirt is cool tho, simplified the equation says "MIT"

@mjf2891

3 жыл бұрын

Golden Pants that shirt is cute though, built good

@Kate21561

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO, lkr?

@georgea.4125

3 жыл бұрын

@Shalexia Davis They just want to show he is phony and that he wears a shirt in attempt to make himself look like an MIT graduate, while he just went to a small college. It's all about hypocrisy and deception in other areas in his life other than child hunting.

13 + 32 = Prison

All predators on this show have exactly the same thinking pattern and functioning : 1. Selecting a docile and kind teenager on the internet ; 2. Very quickly announcing in the chat what they expect from the teenager ; 3. Being stupid enough to think a virgin boy/girl will fall in love with dirty talk/pictures they send ; 4. Showing up at the house unclean, in very lousy and casual wear (like they do not need to make an effort to seduce a younger one) ; 5. Entering the house all happy and joyful, already fantasizing and looking forward to what they are going to do to the teenager ; 6. Quickly checking around, making sure the teenager is alone at home ; 7. Having no manners and making themselves at home without asking permission, from the first moment on ; 8. Bring along candy (among "other" things), thus further infantilizing the teenager ; 9. Do not chat much with the teenager, instead very quickly move towards action mode ; 10. Then, when they see Chris Hansen, they have this microsecond moment of disappointment : "Oh nooo, so that means no sex tonight..." ; 11. Then they immediately move to "Let's pretend I am not bothered by this, like it is just a friendly casual situation" ; 12. Then the same bs over and over : "I was not going to do anything", "The plan was just to hang around", "This is the first time I am doing this", etc. ; 13. Further deny everything, until Chris reads the transcript to them ; 14. Act in a submissive way towards Chris Hansen, because that is the only human relationship they know : to control and being controlled ; 15. Try to blame the young girl/boy for attracting them and alledgedly almost forcing them to come ; 16. Knowing this was illegal and risky for them, but still the urge was stronger than every possible reasoning ; 17. When asking what lesson they have learnt : not "don't do it", but instead : "do not get caught" ; 18. When arrested, feeling sorry only for themselves and only sorry that they have been caught ; 19. And all throughout the above steps : childish, immature behavior and absolutely NO consideration for the teenager and no conscience of another human being. Only pursuing their filthy thoughts and dirty pleasure.

This show had to be cancelled due to Chris Hansen no longer believing he was Chris Hansen.

@dr.steinman.rockvath3763

3 жыл бұрын

XD hot damn that's great!

@James-pb4nv

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I'm finnished 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bubba8751

3 жыл бұрын

Y did it get canceled tho ???

@lavayachelsea2638

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao I'm dying

@patricksurname5793

3 жыл бұрын

@Geneticfreek no lol. It was because a DA got caught on this show and then fled to his home and offed himself. Kind of hard to run this tv show after that.

“I’m Chris Hansen” “I disagree”

@Tinskap

3 жыл бұрын

"Understandable, have a great day."

@Krispykrissy08

3 жыл бұрын

Not funny lel

@tiffymarieseestheteamarie4454

3 жыл бұрын

😂👌

@salvador3828

3 жыл бұрын

He hit him with the stephen a smith ”youre wrong and heres why”

@alesmanyari7871

3 жыл бұрын

no ,u not

He looks like he's about to steal the chipmunks

This guy is such a WHINER

Chris: "I'm Chris Hansen' Pedo: "No you're not" Police, sweating: "Damn, he's good"

@esidisi732

4 жыл бұрын

Handsome Jack you should purge pedophiles with your Hyperion Bots, and my Supreme Leader Admiral General Aladine will also Nuke them

@ledfloyd9035

4 жыл бұрын

@@esidisi732 I'd literally find all the butt stallions in the universe just to see this.

@fatal_263

4 жыл бұрын

Jack how do you feel for not being in borderlands 3

@therealityofitall4819

4 жыл бұрын

I will never understand why would anyone wanna hurt children and animals? I don't get it! SMH! And your comment is hilarious 😂 by the way..

@NewYTpremiumAcc

4 жыл бұрын

Is the show back

Everybody gangsta till Chris Hansen walks through the curtains

@nawlins.s

4 жыл бұрын

I'd be happy

@nawlins.s

4 жыл бұрын

\(+_+) / \ \ / / || \ \ 00

@nawlins.s

4 жыл бұрын

Poopy stinky poopy stinky poopy stinky poopy stinky poopy stinky booty shaking music

@pokerbeast6402

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher "walken through the curtains" Hansen

@sketchycat6223

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Handsome

Ahhhh so now I see where the term "egg head" comes from 🤔

looks like billy corgan has some explaining to do

“I really can’t afford to be arrested...” Police: *”Understandable, have a nice day”*

@deedee4528

3 жыл бұрын

Haahahahahahaha

@gertjanvandermeij4265

3 жыл бұрын

Well ..... why not ? it's free !

@KillerToyMachine

3 жыл бұрын

@@gertjanvandermeij4265 not for the tax payers

@rasyohan5816

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😭

@kimmoreels7950

3 жыл бұрын

haha

Everyone gangsta till Chris hansen come through the door

@bigdoubleo8830

4 жыл бұрын

David Fallows psh on god

@myapologiesmissgurl5069

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Hansen is a real one 😂😂 he’s so savage lol

@bayarea123

4 жыл бұрын

R. lil chris tha savage

@oldschoolplanet5896

4 жыл бұрын

True everybody is hard till cops show up -K-RINO-

@gurviratwal8170

4 жыл бұрын

David Fallows everyone a math tutor till chris hansen come through the door

Talking to people younger, I mean older, than her 😂😂😂😂😂

@christopher9727

Ай бұрын

... Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Holy Spirit Can give you peace guidance and purpose and the Lord will John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus

He’s the dumbest smart guy

He wanted to check the house for spare eyebrows

@SGT_Allum

5 жыл бұрын

And his wig

@TheArtOfDean

5 жыл бұрын

Tai F hahahahaha! Nice... and probably right.

@loganlight7758

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed way to hard at that comment lol. Shit got me weak lmao, bro probably smoked his eyebrows

@Leo-xq9mt

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@rasmuskock8077

5 жыл бұрын

Yall got anymore of them eyebrows?

“I’m Chris Hansen” “No I’m Chris Hansen” Checkmate

@darrellcovello7917

4 жыл бұрын

"No you take a seat"

@Pain-xw1rj

4 жыл бұрын

No, we are Chris Hansen.

@CyanKnight96

4 жыл бұрын

OakleyHasAFoot 787 ya fuckin killed him dude

@Im_alivexx

4 жыл бұрын

“Hi Dahvie have a seat”

@EmmureMARIO64

4 жыл бұрын

But you see how this looks?

"well, I am here, because I was slightly concerned :) ."

5:56 that blank stare Chris Hansen gives got me rolling. 🤣💀

“I’m chris Hansen” “No, you’re not” chris: *takes off scooby doo mask*

@sansgamerx6931

3 жыл бұрын

Lo XD

@kyanmanuel7278

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever

@bethlamb3286

3 жыл бұрын

Rutroh

@ldw556

3 жыл бұрын

Underneath is young Hansen

@itsjackboyy

3 жыл бұрын

And he would of got away with it if it weren’t for fiddling kids

Looks like he’s about to steal the chipmunks

@userh8323

4 жыл бұрын

Huss F Oh my-

@andertap_silvaroid

4 жыл бұрын

IM YODELING

@jacobbienke7819

4 жыл бұрын

Most underated KZread comment ever hahaha

@Trozenator

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

@fatimasoto8404

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😭😭

Everyone should be supporting this channel to keep it going. They took it off TV to protect these sick FS.

These guys are such infantile babies that show their true colors when caught. They can’t handle any type of real adult relationship

Hearing chris Hansen say "do you blaze?" is hilarious.

@LordofDaggerfall

4 жыл бұрын

@no u "Do you blaze? Because I'm chris Hansen and I'm killing this blunt while you get arrested. Word " Hahhahaha I would die today and twice on saturday.

@ARO323

4 жыл бұрын

I could listen to Chris talk all day. He needs to do audio books lol

@hyperion3145

4 жыл бұрын

Anton Rowenski He does hour long streams on his channel

@ARO323

4 жыл бұрын

@@hyperion3145 yeah I know I've been watching them :)

@gavinpowers1217

4 жыл бұрын

He'll have blazed. He will have. If Chris Hansen has NEVER had a spliff in his hand I'm Jesus Christ!

You mean WAS a math tutor! After this episode, the only ones he'll be tutoring is fellow inmates of appropriate age!!😮😢

Did you know that the big security guy in the kitchen is actually his uncle? 😮

@butterbread858

3 ай бұрын

It's unconfirmed at best, they have no relation

“I’m Chris Hansen” “no your not” *talks into ear piece under his breath* “this guys good what do I do?”

@89kilemal

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@griff714

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@ahmadalbakri1601

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@FirstLast-yo5yf

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen. Predator: No you're not. Show me your turtleneck!

@kmeadows

3 жыл бұрын

This killed me. 😂

I don't remember this episode of Caillou

@papapreston2356

3 жыл бұрын

Bro this comment had me dying😂😂😂

@jonmaher7946

3 жыл бұрын

😀😝🤣😂👍

@ingenide

3 жыл бұрын

at least his voice is less earsplitting

@luketemple1015

3 жыл бұрын

Search aok Caillou.

@helio68

3 жыл бұрын

😆

Suspended sentence? Disgusting!

why does that man look like the human annoying orange

@singsong7118

4 жыл бұрын

IM SPRINGING 😂

@jordanrainn

4 жыл бұрын

YSL Flowerz BRUH HAHAHAHHAHA

@kingmartinthe3rd90

4 жыл бұрын

LET ME BREATHE

@tylergambino2085

4 жыл бұрын

do not insult annoying orange like that😆🤣

@Lucretitia

4 жыл бұрын

Cannot unsee, although i think I saw it but didn't know it am i the future

"Are there police outside?" "I'll get to that in a minute" LMAOO

@xxxxxxxxx1652

4 жыл бұрын

:')

@krissy7342

4 жыл бұрын

Pichu Literally in a minute.

@SUGAR_XYLER

4 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄😄

@jthegreat3627

4 жыл бұрын

💀

@Riatehmonstrrbunneh

4 жыл бұрын

Pichu c-can you please t-tell me now cuz....cuz....*realizes he’s fucked*

Billy Corgan really let himself go

dont talk to 13 year olds online about sex

@user-bi1mv8rk2b

2 ай бұрын

Don't talk to anyone under the age of 18 about sex.

“I’m Chris Hansen.” “No you’re not.” “Damn guys he knows.”

@senseishiruba9258

3 жыл бұрын

@Nunya Biznes I Saw him vent

@ZaneDalton

3 жыл бұрын

@@senseishiruba9258 he kinda sus tho...

@aldefs

3 жыл бұрын

I dont think its him he is probably trying to do a task but following people

@bichplz4375

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Handsome*

@SnickersEatsCookies

3 жыл бұрын

Very sus

Chris: 32+13= Trouble Will Hunting: Hold my chalk

32 + 13 = trouble 😂