when stolen valor goes wrong - kzread.info/dash/bejne/p3erlbmLo8Szc7Q.html. oldie but goodie. one of my fav stolen valor vids - kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZKllrM2JYszKo6g.html

@TripleCrossProduct

3 жыл бұрын

The third one looks like he's late for casting of a John Wayne movie

@dennistedder3384

3 жыл бұрын

I was an astronaut special kind

@christiansalinas7526

3 жыл бұрын

Why is stolen valor a thing just why? there's so many easy ways to make money nowadays without BREAKING the LAW, so why are these guys going through all the trouble to do this and make a little bit of money? God I am losing hope in humanity everyday

@wroberts1707

3 жыл бұрын

Last few vids I've heard a buzzing every time after you stop talking. Not heard it in other vids.

@petrolo72

3 жыл бұрын

💯Would love to get a response on the video of the South African money truck attempted heist this last week.

The best videos are the ones where the cameraman doesn't call it out and plays along to see how wild the story goes.

@yeeturmcbeetur8197

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. It’s like a fever dream story lol.

@hellsphoenix9308

3 жыл бұрын

Some of them are just fuckin rabbit holes bud😂🤣. Get ready Alice. Your gonna hit your wonderland 😂👌🏻. Couldn’t agree more, I love it!

@richardpowell4281

3 жыл бұрын

I run a surplus store. There was a severely autistic guy in his 20s who would come in every couple weeks, with a social worker. And every week it was a different story, one week he's killed a North Korean general, the next it was he had beef with Israeli Mosssad because he married someone's daughter. I think it was a coping mechanism for him. I never actively questioned it because I knew about his condition, but man did I have to hold back laughter. One time his social worker even had to step in because a veteran customer was getting a little heated and we had to explain.

@keithjackson4985

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😆 lol 😆 hilarious.

@keithjackson4985

3 жыл бұрын

The Seal thing, 😆 hilarious. A sailor, at the rank of colonel?

I genuinely felt sorry for that first guy, he obviously wasn’t all there. The “different kind of seal” was actually legit. I think I saw him on the beach balancing a ball on his nose for a fish dinner.

@robinrobyn1714

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY. I have no idea why the first one was even included. The guy isn't all there.

@catchthewind8563

3 жыл бұрын

He could be acting to. Don't be fooled right away. Chances are he can be in character

@alec7827

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment😂

@sacalabolcita8210

3 жыл бұрын

Every one want to be a hero ,just dont impersonate them with some thing from the thrift. 🤣👌🏽If you like the stuff its cool just dont cross the line.

@kjetilvaarlund8342

3 жыл бұрын

His cheese has slid off his cracker...

My uncle was a legit UDT in Vietnam, just listening to these guys blows my mind. To get my uncle to talk about the war was like talking to a wall. Having these guys spurt their story out to everyone is an immediate red flag.

@CreekerCoverage

8 ай бұрын

Same for My cousin who served usmc in the afghan era who was medically discharged. He will talk about the brothers he made and tell funny stories and the more positive side of serving but if you ask him about actual combat he just goes silent might as well ask a pine tree

@jocelynnowen3078

8 ай бұрын

That’s right. The ‘seal on the sub’ was hilarious. FOTFL

@JB-ef7ks

8 ай бұрын

Same here, my grandfather was EOD in Nam and the story he told me was accidentally killing a boy he thought was Charlie on a night recon mission in a creek/river and that was only towards the end of his life!

@MachoRaton

6 ай бұрын

These guys are full of it

@12345robjohn

Ай бұрын

My family and friends are all Air Force vets. They never talk about their service and would never wear their uniform in public.

The first guy was an escaped Alien from Area 51. Lol 😅

Honestly, It really pisses me off being called out for Stolen Valor when I tell people I'm a Space Force door gunner.

@davidcollins2993

3 жыл бұрын

Did they upgrade the screen door to a gloryhole?

@andrewhinojos2209

3 жыл бұрын

You use the M1 photon canon ?

@hoplite-official5011

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewhinojos2209 nah they use the m1AB variant now it has additional black matter camo and extra gamma burst capacity

@jonathan2755

3 жыл бұрын

I'm special forces backdoor alpha. Team 6 vasoline.

@curtisblanco4029

3 жыл бұрын

If someone doesn't believe you are with Space Force tell them you are with the Federation of Planets and your job is to shoot the photon torpedos.

SO GLAD to know that you recognize a difference between the mentally ill ones and the scammers. That’s a very important distinction.

@bryanlacount7551

Жыл бұрын

Stolen Valor is Stolen Valor, doesn't matter if it's a scam or not.

@fish4529

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the virtue signal!

@RIVALContentJammerz

Жыл бұрын

Take it easy, Golden Coral has plenty for everybody.

@homerepairlife5.098

Жыл бұрын

A liar is a liar! Don’t care if they are ill or just straight up full of crap! It’s still not right to say or act like a rank or metal holder…. Where the uniform and and say your not a real soldier or don’t do it at all!

@laserpanda94

Жыл бұрын

​@@homerepairlife5.098 So the people with mental illness who think they're Jesus are just scumbag blasphemers who deserve to burn in hell?

Never was in any armed service, but respect to all that has been,thanks to all.

@richq11

6 ай бұрын

Neither were any of these people.

You got me with “submarine door gunner” 😂🤣😂

@anastasiakorkova9175

12 күн бұрын

It was “captain of an automatic weapons team” that got me

I was a Delta sniper seal MARSOC for 70 years. I can't talk about my missions to Disney world where we fought Al Qaeda in Epcot. I was also a machine Gunner who got 200 confirmed kills. I also dressed as Mickey mouse to get behind enemy lines. Thank me for my service.

@bethhuth1121

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for your service 😎

@RemembertThe20thMain

3 жыл бұрын

What a hero. did you also meat George Washington during D-day? Oh and thank you for your service ofc

@TheMrrobustus

3 жыл бұрын

@@RemembertThe20thMain I did. He, Abe Lincoln, and I all stormed a secret beach ourselves. This one was actually the most dangerous and so only the elite of the elite (us 3) went on it. It's so secret the documentaries don't mention it!

@RemembertThe20thMain

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMrrobustus Woah! is that when you interacted with the aliens that where in cahoots with bin laden

@1922Skidoo

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Mickey for yo services 😆

"Looks to me like the Girl Scouts badges they wear when selling cookies"... Nope, even those need to be earned... 😂🤭

@JamesonsTravels

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. They girls did most than Most of these fine folks.

@jeaniewolfe6693

2 жыл бұрын

@@JamesonsTravels Love your videos Sir! Thank you for taking the time to make them and thank you for your service to making our world a safer, fairer place... 👍

@FatFreeVideos

2 жыл бұрын

This guy has his "fiction writing badges"

@RRzombie632

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but it really did look like a scouts sash lol

@Celatreee

2 жыл бұрын

@Christopher Watson buy more and save them in your freezer! they last a long time!

'' All the nuts roll down hill to Florida'' 🤣

Such a sad existence these people live. My late fiance lost his battle to combat PTSD. He was a USMC Scout/Sniper. He avoided wearing anything that had to do with his job, when he wasn't working. Can't stand these frauds.

I hate it when I get accused of stolen valor when I'm walking around in my civil war uniform

@dustinnunez5077

2 жыл бұрын

I though my screen was cracked I got my finger nail then I realized it was your profile

@adrinathegreat3095

2 жыл бұрын

@@dustinnunez5077 😆

@hitlermugabetashtwin

2 жыл бұрын

I assume you're talking about the US civil war. I have a similar problem, only I fought under Oliver Cromwell in the English civil war, in fact I executed King Charles personally.

@ikecampbell2221

2 жыл бұрын

@@hitlermugabetashtwin I was in the French Revolution. I executed Louis XII myself

@louskunt9798

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

My husband passed away this August. He was a Marine Corps Vietnam Veteran. He would had loved your KZread videos. Semper Fi🇺🇸

@MrQuijibo

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry to hear about your husband.

@onlythetruth4039

2 жыл бұрын

I always wondered, why there are rarely females who stole medails or uniforms for the fame It's always men doing this.

@lijo4518

2 жыл бұрын

@ Only The Truth no I've seen some women too

@realcoach2023

2 жыл бұрын

I am sorry for your loss. Your husband = true hero. May God rest his soul.

@thepatriotwarrior4823

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss. Your husband was a hero in uniform. We all should remember them.

11-B? I could believe dude served as an Artillery Piece. Point his rear towards the enemy and let em rip. A devasting weapon.

@buzzvf74

13 күн бұрын

You do know 11 bravo is infantry correct?

What was your MOS? “My mos was to kill!” 😂 Love the reaction to that too. These guys are smoking a bit too much crack.

That first guy looked like an African warlord with all those medals.

@eldiablo8019

3 жыл бұрын

Or a North Korean General.

@20FreeWill

3 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of the dad from American pie

@frankieb9444

2 жыл бұрын

Remembers of the manager from Office Space wanting people to wear more flair.

@sith_master_shaun7988

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣African warlord

@Mistaken_deed

2 жыл бұрын

Every communist country ever 😂

Old drunk dude with Jim Beam in his coffee at 7a: "I was a DIFFERENT kinda SEAL!"

@christihiatt3459

3 жыл бұрын

A circus seal!

@richardpoynton4026

3 жыл бұрын

He balanced a beach ball on his nose, clapped his flippers and caught raw fish in his mouth when they were thrown at him.

@orneryokinawan4529

3 жыл бұрын

@@christihiatt3459 *Laughs in Rick Harrison* 😂💀⚰

@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking cracking seals on the bottles lmao

@clickhereforshowittoothers2184

3 жыл бұрын

Evil Democrats, billionaires, & RINOs brainwash America 365 days a year. In 10 minutes your kids & you can be immune to it. My name is a dottComm website & you need to go there. Expect your life to likely hugely change in 10 minutes or less.

“You’re stealing my valor” what a cringey ass thing to say 😂 my grandfathers who fought in the American Revolution, civil war, Spanish American war, WWI AND WWII are rolling in their graves hearing that 🤦🏻‍♂️

@JacobC479

2 ай бұрын

Seriously. If he would have said “you’re stealing valor from people that have died wearing it,” it would have sounded better. That sounds super selfish.

@SethMorgan-re3mo

2 ай бұрын

What side in the civil war?

@DoDgeSwaG

2 ай бұрын

@@SethMorgan-re3mo both

This video makes me sad for all kinds of reasons. Thanks to everyone that served, and all those that supported them while they did. ✌️ 🇺🇸

Had a special needs guy who loved the army but obviously couldn't get in, used to run around in fatigues with no patches. Never even bothered me, figured if it made him happy more power to him.

@CorruptInfinityOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

Ain’t nothing wrong with that I suppose 👍🏻

@richardbradshaw7067

3 жыл бұрын

Just trying to live his dream, i respect that

@adamw2911

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardbradshaw7067 the 'special needs' guys deserve a bit of space. They just have little concept of reality. It's the smart, well groomed in shape types that deserve to be exposed.

@richardbradshaw7067

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamw2911 he didn't have any patches. And with no context we are in no place to judge the guy in this case. Now the guys in this video are something else.

@hoopsonwheels

3 жыл бұрын

I suppose that could be okay since the guy isn’t running around claiming he was actually in the service. Probably like the aesthetics

I genuinely feel bad for these people, that they feel like their life is so meaningless that they craft these lies to get validation from strangers. Super sad.

@stargamer7576

2 жыл бұрын

True but you have to appreciate their insane creativity

@pwrplnt1975

2 жыл бұрын

It is sad, but this is the wrong way to go about it. Wear a suit and tell folks you're in the FBI. The FBI is about as useless. Nowadays they seem to be more into politics than federal law enforcement.

@TrueFork

2 жыл бұрын

@@mel_dagator8427 I have to believe at least half are just trolling. Door gunner on the lunar module...

@BirdBathGG

2 жыл бұрын

Worst part is you can just join the military. Even if you’re not in great shape or have no self-confidence. They’ll get you to there at least I’ve know plenty of people that joined who fall under that category

@calvinhenderson4200

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it helps them get women

These guys always have the absolute maximum of experience, training, and valour. When they signed up they went straight to the most elite sections of special forces

@MickRhodes-ml5cm

2 ай бұрын

Well to be fair to special forces, it’s not everyday that someone joins the US military after being orphaned and found by the French Foreign Legion in the desert at age 5, and then training with them for 13 years before immigrating to the US after saving a marine unit in Iraq by single handedly killing an ISIS military group with nothing but a toothpick

@marknorris1381

Ай бұрын

Yeah they never seem to be the cook or the quartermaster.

He's confused! Probably dementia! He wasn't Seal... dude! Look at him! He was a Walrus!

"He's the submarine door gunner" Why have I never heard this?? That's fantastic! 😂

@franklinwelfl8284

3 жыл бұрын

A wet job

@Gasambag

3 жыл бұрын

“Man overboard on a sub”

@luigi7781

3 жыл бұрын

Dude probably would've been eaten by a shark.

@Tmac-rv9wq

3 жыл бұрын

He looks more like he was the submarine door

@HighlanderNorth1

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I can personally attest that they've developed one-way force fields that allow gun barrels and bullets to poke OUT of the side of the submarine, while preventing the ocean from flooding in.... As the only, singular member of the nation's most elite spec ops group("Alpha Force"), I was privy to these top secret technologies. 😎

"All I do is go on missions" is my new motto.

@bnv4292

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. All I did was hurry up and wait train for 15 minutes and wait

@stefanadamcik8221

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Im gonna say that to my commander next time he has some paperwork for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ReinertZerker

3 жыл бұрын

Just missions Sir, just missions...

@mrs.d2411

3 жыл бұрын

Then every day becomes a series of mini adventures😁

@WarzoneResistance

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda like the guy who was "in the village" in Afghanistan...

Great line “no ill will for the mentally ill “

Fun fact- if you wash out of Submarine Door Gunner School they make you a helicopter periscope crewman or kosho's assistant. Depends on your ASSHAT score.

“I was a different kind of seal.” Umm, yeah, fake.

@digitaldreamer5481

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, he truly was a different kind of seal, he was a Hawaiian Monk Seal at Sea Life Park on Oahu, lol!

@alexnunezramos1720

2 жыл бұрын

Leave that brave MAN alone. LOL 🤡

@digitaldreamer5481

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexnunezramos1720 I just couldn’t help myself, lol! Just to think that a week ago, I was hanging with all my brothers at the American Legion, burning thousands of American flags in a flag retirement ceremony. Gotta remember that we spent the day before opening and folding all those flags until everyone’s arms got sore. For the ceremony itself, my first time btw, we had a group of Young Marines and Cub Scouts that were more squared away than any of these bozos in this video, lol. I also think that what these young men did was braver than what any of these bozos did. I didn’t know about the Young Marines when growing up but I can tell you that its a wonderful program for kids. It gives them an insider look at the Marines and they have the option of saying this isn’t for me or continue on to real Marine Corps bootcamp. I’m not sure if the Young Marines would of made a difference for me or not, coming from a family of West Pointers. First, I didn’t think I had what it takes to go to West Point even though I was a straight “A” student. I wasn’t like my uncles, one played the trumpet, really good too. They’re all silent keys now, I still miss them...

@thirdgen377

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he was a SEAL who happened to be so special he made rank that doesn't exist in the navy. True hero.

@aceingtonn7594

2 жыл бұрын

A literal seal.

These guys truly put the "SPECIAL" in special forces.

@KnightofGascogne

3 жыл бұрын

Special Needs Forces 😂

@kirklandramsay3935

3 жыл бұрын

Theyre so Special the government is debating whether its even legal for them to be in a combat zone.

@jjayyoung7335

3 жыл бұрын

@@KnightofGascogne you mean special ed don't you hero that double reinforced Behind Enemy Lines short bus to and from their missions

@KnightofGascogne

3 жыл бұрын

@@jjayyoung7335 I have a vague idea of what you meant by that, but yes, I suppose.

While my father stayed in the Infantry after Korea, my father served in Vietnam as Infantry, my Uncle Tommy went from serving in the Korean War as an 82nd Airborne Pathfinder, in 1963 he was accepted to be in the Army’s new special unit called the “Green Berets” and completed the school in 1963. He also served 2 tours in Vietnam but as a Green Berets” in 1963.

Ya know,we all would be better people if we followed Mr Ballens integrity. I'm honored to listen to your stories. God bless you.

As a Navy vet, hospital corpsman, 10 years active duty. Spent half my time with the Marines. Makes me ill to see people fake their service.

@jacobstrine4432

2 жыл бұрын

Drink water

@Kbarstill

Жыл бұрын

THANKS DEVIL DOC !!

@christianlane4785

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for your service. A Navy Corpsman saved my father’s life in Vietnam.

@inquirer1016

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for serving. Many people don't know that Navy corpsmen often accompany the infantry units, usually Marines, in combat missions.

@NCR-RANGER-223

Жыл бұрын

Corpsman I bet you've seen more penicillin and johnson inspections than a Somali pirate

"All the nuts roll downhill into Florida" "he's like his own little shipyard" 💀 keep em coming!

Wherever it's warm you get all the craziness

Love this chanel these clowns have no shame keep up the good work. Thank you for your calling them out.

He was so far behind the lines, he never left the US.

@mannyc4224

2 жыл бұрын

😆🤣😂

@harrycallahan5018

2 жыл бұрын

It was FUBAR

@julieabada4955

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@robertgaudet7407

2 жыл бұрын

That’s how undercover he was!

@eyeseeyou3322

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

"Oh, he's got the X-Files sh*t in his back pocket." HAD ME ROLLING!!!🤣🤣

@beccaleigh6705

2 жыл бұрын

shhhh dont tell anyone

@SRooney34

2 жыл бұрын

Was gonna say the same thing 😂😂😂

@Anonymous-lq2bs

2 жыл бұрын

Rolling a doobie?

His mos was grounds. You know, when the co yells for the coffee. He really got the kick back assignment, makin the coffee.

Thanks for the laughs, brother!😂

I remember when I served as a colonel in the revolutionary war, I actually fought shoulder to shoulder with George Washington, General Washington, before he was president, in fact, I was the one who encouraged him to be president, I'm pretty important

@einsteindisguisedasrobinho717

2 жыл бұрын

Is ur name Gianni Russo? 😂😂😂😂

@Odd_Combo

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@crawfish069

2 жыл бұрын

Those 30 cal Browning machine guns were really handy in that war.

@le_zippo2609

2 жыл бұрын

Smack my sack and call me jack, i remember you! Remember after the battle, we got George to do an ale barrel stand, back at the tavern, then the sob balanced his sword from his nose? Shit’s nuts

@phillyphan56

2 жыл бұрын

Well…what was your MOS though? 😂

Most veterans I know or have known do not like attention for their service. They like to blend in with civilians and not brag.

@johnynoway9127

2 жыл бұрын

im p sure its cuz theyve seen and done stuff they arent proud of or that isnt really...umm... very jolly to speak about

@houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnynoway9127 has nothing to do with stuff they aren't proud off. Trust me there's nothing more anoying than someone coming to bug you to shake your hand while youre grocery shopping because of your service. People see military and it's like common sense leaves them they'll come thanking you for your service while you're pooping. If you ever serve then you'll understand

@johnynoway9127

2 жыл бұрын

@@houseofadhdandhyperfixatio9432Makes sense...espially in America where military is proud

@ihave35cents95

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah cuz I never see them wearing the hat or the special license plates on their cars

@nicolebuchanan229

2 жыл бұрын

@@ihave35cents95 some are proud to have served and say it by wearing a hat. Not that big of deal. My husband is just one of them who are proud to have served but doesn't let anyone know about it and blends in. He thinks is corny when you see people in full uniform just walking around a store.

Great Work brother

This guy has got to be nicknamed "AGENT ORANGE"😂😂😂😂😂

@JasonWest-zh1gt

Ай бұрын

More like agent sped

I'm 22 years Navy. That first guy had more medals than a waitress at Fridays. Him, MLK, and Jesus are in competition for greatest human ever.

@ianmcsherry5254

3 жыл бұрын

As a Scotsman, I sleep safer at night knowing US allies like him are guarding the tentacled aliens at Area 51. 👍

@jeffjr84

3 жыл бұрын

You cant teach courage like that.

@atthebrink74

3 жыл бұрын

From the movie “Office Space”, it’s called Flair. You have to have at least 15 pieces of flair. That guy was extra special, he had like 47 pieces of flair.

@kelly171a

3 жыл бұрын

@@atthebrink74 Lol, good movie.

@SpaceRanger187

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus ask him for advie theres no competition

"I am a SEAL" ME: "GO ON THEN, BALANCE A BEACH BALL FOR US!"

@general_web5169

2 жыл бұрын

Yes sir! I am currently designated to Santa's Navy Seals in the Second Artic Operation, sir!

@johnmullens2857

2 жыл бұрын

@@general_web5169 now thats enduring the cold! Learned that at the SAS before you joined Santa's seals I bet!

@rustyshackleford7808

2 жыл бұрын

AT

@Robert-sy4bd

2 жыл бұрын

I made the mistake of reading your remark at work. Colleagues wondering what l am laughing at.

@johnmullens2857

2 жыл бұрын

@@Robert-sy4bd lol

Thank you very much!

He will be fighting against the seagulls Hahaha My favorite is the guy in the cracker jacks

I was in a classified position for a while, submarine’s, my mission was to make sure that the screen door was kept closed at all times. I was also a door gunner in that submarine. Dont tell anyone.

@annhendrickson1651

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@mercychoke4475

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

@bradford_shaun_murray

Жыл бұрын

...right ok, so did you work on special projects as well after that mission on the sub like this guy at Area 51 2:47? Just asking, you don't have tell me anything top secret if you don't want to but what other things have you done in the military?

@edmondlau511

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service!

@inquirer1016

Жыл бұрын

I bet you were also on the highly trained submarine SWAT Team armed with the latest high tech fly swatters to smash those enemy mosquitos that got through the screen door. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

"Let's go" Never gets old. I just love it

Love your content man

I think most of these people are mentally dissabled, I kinda feel bad for them. The ones that piss me of are the ones trying to gain something and know what they are doing.

@tomln1972

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@mstrdiver

3 жыл бұрын

He's also wearing US Army Military Intelligence officer branch insignia. That insignia was also used in the original Battlestar Galactica as Viper Pilot collar pins. He truly is a 'Space Cadet'!

@MrGiorgioud

3 жыл бұрын

Which, to be honest, makes the legit soldiers who bother the mental cases look like the worst kind of cowardly bullies, the antithesis of all the principles the Armed Forces should instil in its recruits.....

@zimtuff

3 жыл бұрын

Even the mentally disabled know what lying is. They are just so dumb they can not fathom how stupid their stories sound to a sane person.

@jncook54

3 жыл бұрын

I feel the same way. Mostly broken people and most of them don’t make me mad, just sad.

It’s always seals, SF, and snipers. Why doesn’t any of the fake veterans ever pick average Joe jobs like “oh yeah, I was a food service guy, cooked the best steaks in Nam, I had joes coming from all over the place to eat them” Honestly I respect experts in their field. The best cook or admin guy beats out a lot in my book.

@ekometti

2 жыл бұрын

Noone wants to say they were a yeoman .... Id rather say I was an MS.

@bearmarco1944

2 жыл бұрын

@@ekometti Honestly, I'd take up some regular job. My favourite would be a quartermaster. No idea why elite military groups are seen as so great.

@ekometti

2 жыл бұрын

@@bearmarco1944 Movies probably. I was an AMH in the Navy then crossrated to RM. I loved both jobs, I just didn't feel like working in hydraulic fluid all the time, plus the rate was too top heavy and making rank was near impossible in the early 90's.

@kainnosgoth7336

2 жыл бұрын

Cooked the best steaks in 'Nam, huh? I wonder if he remembers the beachhead where his CO was giving him the option to surf or fight, because remember, Charlie don't surf?

@phantomaviator1318

2 жыл бұрын

"Yeah, I worked the Starbucks on the Nimitz back in 2014, made the highest tips out of any barista there."

I’m laughing at a mall security and also air force acting security 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 i couldn’t stop laughing…Jason Bourne 007 mission impossible sub door gunner 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I literally died

"All the nuts roll downhill to Florida." xD Priceless.

@BartzabelAlgol

3 жыл бұрын

I havent had a gut laugh like this in years!, refreshing!!.

@georgeadcock2347

2 жыл бұрын

Living in Florida you nailed it. Please people come to Florida get someone and take them back with you up North.

@alexnunezramos1720

2 жыл бұрын

@@georgeadcock2347 No refunds 🤡

@MikeDarr61

2 жыл бұрын

This is why I left Clearwater.

@umkane3851

2 жыл бұрын

That's why trump lives here

“You’re stealing my valor” okaaaaaaay big shot 😂

Great video. Gulf of Tonken is worth discussing though.

I was active duty Navy from 1982-2002. I used to see these guys once in a while. I always wonder what would cause someone to lie like they do. My favorites are the guys with an officer hat and rank insignia and also wearing enlisted stripes on their arms. You’d think they’d do a little research first.

@MeatPuppet1962

3 жыл бұрын

They're not right in the head.....thats why they do it.... They also like attention.

@hoopsonwheels

3 жыл бұрын

There are some people who are genuinely unwell. However there are those who try to use the uniform and patches/ribbons/ medals to gain respect or something like a military discount or veterans perks

@urielmartinez2161

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why they envy the military 😅 I am grateful for my civilian life. I’ve talked to a lot of veterans, no thank you.

@hoopsonwheels

3 жыл бұрын

@@urielmartinez2161 if you live in the USA or even the UK there’s a prestigious honor that comes from serving in the military. You’re held up as a hero of sorts. Plus there’s decent benefits like getting your higher education paid for, being on tricare (basically health insurance for active and retired personnel and their dependents). There’s also perks like a military discount which is usually in the realm of 10% so it saves a bit of money

@0tisdriftw00d

3 жыл бұрын

@@urielmartinez2161 man this is the realest comment ive ever seen! Lol

Second guy is legit..Snipers on subs...yup...absolutely needed. Best way to keep enemy ships at bay.... snipe their helmsman from 400ft underwater.

@jesperkuipers9432

2 жыл бұрын

You never heard about those torpedo snipers?

@overthehilldill3626

2 жыл бұрын

Safest place to snipe from is a torpedo tube. You didn't know that?

@DWIG24

2 жыл бұрын

That guy had every rate in the Navy

@labeachgeek

2 жыл бұрын

@@overthehilldill3626 It's safer than shooting thru the screen door... better cover.

@makfrags14

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesperkuipers9432 you don't know! Frickin remington 700's chambered in torpedoes

Right on brother

4:35 - "He's like his own little ship yard." Dude you kill me.

You had me in the first five seconds. "I was a *different* kind of SEAL" Like an elephant seal? Or a grey seal? Perhaps a subantarctic fur seal?

@ussarng4649

3 жыл бұрын

Shhhhhh ..... why'd mention subantartic fur seals ??? Now the Secret Seal Fur Submariner unit (SSFS) is exposed.

@Brandon_metab

3 жыл бұрын

@@ussarng4649 my bad. I was completely unaware of the super secret SSFS 😅 sometimes it backfires to be so elite

@s.t.l.3213

3 жыл бұрын

If he ever gets assigned to the White House detail he can be a Presidential SEAL.

@matthijsmaris8703

3 жыл бұрын

Hé probably worked at the circus.

@dlyla

3 жыл бұрын

The second guy said blueback so I say juvenile hooded seal

Your demeanor through these videos is what pulls me in. You never get mad, but you smile through your disgust. You sir are a true gentleman. Thank you for your service..

did you ever interview a man named Ronnie DeJoseph he had a photo taken at the Vietnam memorial that was in all the newspapers he claims to be a sniper. Thank you your doing a wonderful and must needed job.

😂you gotta luv the show, god luv them, no point calling them out, play along for sure

“I was a seal in 71 when we did a full on beach landing in Vietnam, lost both my arms and my legs, captain said I had to go home but I knew I was needed in Laos to kill colonel sanders hooorah

@jarredwoods1448

3 жыл бұрын

Hard to eat that Kentucky fried with no arms or legs , thank you for your service

@20FreeWill

3 жыл бұрын

Tis but a flesh wound

@grantslam44

3 жыл бұрын

@@jarredwoods1448 NOW IT'S PERSONAL SANDERS!!!

@dankisreal6432

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@scottperkins7826

2 жыл бұрын

@@20FreeWill I’ve obviously heard this saying before but for some reason I feel like it applies to something specific…..where did I just hear this the other day🤔🤯

I served in the Navy and knew a few Seal team members. I never operated with them other than to get them close on occasion, to their area of operation. I held great respect for these men and can not stand these fake seals. I once at a reunion made a comment to one of them about how I felt, and honored to have gotten a chance to say I knew a few. He turned to me and told me it was a pleasure to have served with me. I was confused till he told more than once our crew were their heroes. He explained that after completing a mission, it still was a relief to see us there ready to pick them up. Made this old regular Navy guy feel good.

@curtisfranzen986

2 жыл бұрын

Kevin, is this You?

@brycecolwell4304

2 жыл бұрын

for real, it takes something special to be a Seal. ive watched all the videos, and i wont make it out of Hour 1.

@bb-us4ew

2 жыл бұрын

Can somone explain what a soup sandwich is ?

@jds6206

2 жыл бұрын

@@bb-us4ew Retired Marine here. A "soup sandwich" almost always refers to how a service member wears their uniform. A "SS" is in a uniform that is probably ill-fitting, for starters, wrinkled, maybe soiled, a belt too long/short, dirty / missing / out of order ribbon bar, needs a haircut and for males, needs a shave. Oh yea, an "SS" is probably overweight. A "soup sandwich" is a mess; an embarrassment to the Service.

@grifyn882

2 жыл бұрын

proof you served in the navy ?

lol snoopin and poopin.. love it

On the web forever and ever😂😂

He was attached to the submarine. They used him as an anchor

17:35 My MOS is 11 Biscuits. I'm what you call attack Breakfast. All I do is go on missions to a variety of different Denny's and destroy the the eggs and bacon.

@hi-feliciac231

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@donnarupert4926

2 жыл бұрын

🥓🍳

@68chargercrazy

2 жыл бұрын

Just keep your hands and feet away from their mouth

About the guy who said grounds... in the AF in Civil Engineering there is a shop called pavements and grounds that are tasked with the upkeep of the base itself, roads and lands.

U know the seal thing the bump in the road, lol bahaaaa😂😂😂

I've been out of the Navy for over 35 years. So therefore I haven't kept up with all the uniform changes and would have a hard time telling what is legit and what is not. Some are really obvious and some are not. I used to wear old woodland camo pants I picked up at Gun shows and surplus stores because they were really good work pants, tough and cheap. People would ask me if I was a Marine and I would tell them, no I scored too High on my Asvab. Then immediately tell them, I was a proud Squid. After 9 11, I stopped wearing them so people wouldn't mistake me as a recent Soldier or Marine and thank me for something I didn't do. I do wear my Navy Veterans ball cap, as a result, I have had a few Homeless Veterans reach out to me as a fellow Brother to talk to, which is what us older guys should be doing. People have Thanked me for my service and I will tell them, I appreciate it but the only real Danger I was ever in was running out of beer and money in the Philippines said with a chuckle. I really hope that many of these young Veterans find the peace they deserve and earned. God Bless

@Mikael5732

7 ай бұрын

Old Olongapo veteran!!!! Me too. Was TAD at Cubi Point. Loved to eat that monkey meat on a bamboo skewer. 👍🏻

@floydholder597

4 ай бұрын

I've heard quite a few stories from bubbleheads about the Philippines. Finally convinced one guy that his "fiance" was scamming him, we found out through some guys that were still active on the boats that she was married with 4 or 5 rugrats, thankfully the bubblehead had only sent her about $5000 for all of the "corrupt customs officials" that she had to "bribe". Apparently after Subic Bay closed, Ukraine became the "new Philipines" for those love sick guys looking to be scammed. Thank you for your service!

@BenState

Ай бұрын

tell 'em about the 'donkey shows'

“Submarine door runner” pissing myself laughing!!!!

Outstanding!

His own little ship yard 😂😂😂😂, I can't watch

Thanks for being kind to these people. Many of them are mentally ill and mean zero harm and they are harming nobody.

@calvinhenderson4200

2 жыл бұрын

Some of them do it to scam for money and some to pick up women.

@psmith9789

Жыл бұрын

They are DISRESPECTING REAL VETS. Unacceptable.

@kellanhills1972

Жыл бұрын

@@psmith9789 meh. I’m sure real vets can take care of themselves. People are disrespected every day not just vets most of which never saw combat or even were in any harms way in their entire career.

@maxwest6595

Жыл бұрын

Breaking the law is breaking the law.

@kellanhills1972

Жыл бұрын

@@maxwest6595 wearing military clothing and pretending to be in the military is not breaking the law. Otherwise I would have been arrested playing paintball. 😁. Is there not mercy. Too many people in jail too many mentally I’ll people in jail. Let them be. They are harming nobody. Are veterans that petty?!

I really appreciate how you show some compassion for these poor souls. They are train wrecks and you, at times, take a good hearted approach, and can chuckle. You don’t beat them up like some stolen valor videos which is cool.

29:17 my mans drinking the good ole moonshine

LMFAO @ what kinda whiskey is he drinkin this dude kills me !

You’re an honorable guy showing compassion to the mentally ill

@kellyhelms1584

2 жыл бұрын

I don't understand your comment

@kellyhelms1584

2 жыл бұрын

@Jose Martinez hey keyboard warrior. Get a job and get out of your mommies basement.

@weemac4645

Жыл бұрын

​@@kellyhelms1584 No problem,ask your nurse.😊

These people put in so much effort for a ridiculous story, it would have been less effort to join the service. SMH. I get embarrassed as a civilian nurse for the army when people thank me for my service. I explain that I work for the army, I’m not in the army. I love my job ♥️

@JamesonsTravels

3 жыл бұрын

Every civilian I ran across while in was super friendly and loved their jobs. Thanks for putting up with the youngsters and their antics. I surely was one.

@newyorkyankees81

3 жыл бұрын

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@teamshaboobalu2887

3 жыл бұрын

Keeping it real!

@wot1fan885

3 жыл бұрын

True. But one thing the military wont except everyone . No excuse to be a scammer but yea i would of love to join but couldn't . Just to you're point .

@rayne_brown

3 жыл бұрын

Even though you are not military what you do for us is extremely important and greatly appreciated. So thank you for what you do ma'am.

What’s your MOS….”Grounds” LOL! My personal fav though, is the Colonel.

“Sad team 7” had me rolling in my tears😂💀

Much respect for these men and their combined decades of service to our country! I was the lead flight attendant on a Blackhawk helicopter in Korea, Iraq, Kuwait, and several other places that nobody here has the security clearance to discuss...

@grifyn882

2 жыл бұрын

proof you were in military ?.

@ghs7714

2 жыл бұрын

i was the chef for the soldiers

@Anonymous38572

2 жыл бұрын

I was the actual Blackhawk that went down. Enemies to the left and right, they stripped me for all my parts after the survivors were rescued. Savages.

@02Benji

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghs7714 an army marches on its belly thanks for servin the boys chow!

@ghs7714

2 жыл бұрын

@@02Benji Thank you. the boys do eat a lot

I was a soldier on the Hunnley . I held my breath for like 120 yrs until I was rescued . I couldn't believe the war was over .

@wallybooger1

7 ай бұрын

😮

@wallybooger1

7 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service lol

first guy pins and placement are hilarious yet sad at same time

Respect and thanks to all those who actually served in the armed forces in our country. Unfortunately the only military battles I’ve been in was Call of Duty. Lol but seriously thank you all you veterans for your service.

I tried 3 times to join as soon as I was 18 its all I wanted as a child and highly respect anyone who serves but never ever would I pretend to be someone I am not or disrespect anyone who served. Thank you to all who served

@stefaneer9120

2 жыл бұрын

Deeply respect to you, that you still trying o become a military personnel.

@inquirer1016

Жыл бұрын

No shame at all. Much respect to you because you tried hard to join. Audie Murphy was rejected by the Navy and Marine. Persistence usually pays off.

@paulparker2571

Жыл бұрын

@@inquirer1016 thank you

@onrr1726

Жыл бұрын

My cousin really wanted to join the army when he was in school. But abusive parents drugs, alcohol and eventually dropping out of school in 7th or 8th grade eventually landed him in prison for 2ed degree murder of his father in a case that has always been believed to have been committed by his mother.

@DayZeroGaming

Жыл бұрын

There’s other ways to help the cause brother man

I love it, they never act like your average marine or something, they always have to bee some Seal Team Six/SOF deployed in every recorded battle in History with 600 confirmed kills in a single day with their chest looking like a trinket market

@rileymcintosh4852

3 жыл бұрын

You nailed it

@julieabada4955

2 жыл бұрын

Well said.

"Quit it" 😂

“My MOS was to kill”. Man I wished picked that. Lol 😂

@allenelswick6961

3 жыл бұрын

That man was legit.

@d00ks

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man, he definitely was an 03

@alexnunezramos1720

2 жыл бұрын

Leave grandpa alone . 🖕

@alarsmith2013

2 жыл бұрын

Almost sounds like Infantry. But don’t tell them that though. 🤫😂

@amandanegrete1306

2 жыл бұрын

I guess there is a new 11 Bravo?

In all my years as a belly gunner on a baking soda powered submarine I've learned you can tell the fake soldiers right away because they go on about how much they did and how great they were and those of us that really did serve seem to talk more about the people we served with and the things that they did.

@l3ftie578

2 жыл бұрын

most of the men in my family have served and I find this sooooo true

@danmas2469

2 жыл бұрын

@@l3ftie578 I thank them for their service.

@jamesmoore6479

2 жыл бұрын

Baking soda sub; thanks for the nostalgia bump my friend.

@danmas2469

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesmoore6479 you're welcome lol.

@jthecaffeinatedcrow6456

Жыл бұрын

I certainly find truth in this. My brother's the one who served, and most of his stories have less to do with military operations and more to do with his experiences with his fellow soldiers. In fact, I couldn't really tell you what my brother does in the Army, but I can tell you that "Smith" hates mayo on his hot dogs, that "Ericks" got smoked for accidentally telling his CO to "eat a d*ck", that "Johnson"'s Jamaican accent comes out when he's angry, and that my brother's CO was trying not to laugh as he checked in on my brother on the radio after seeing him fall on his ass on the cameras he was monitoring.

These people break my heart.

This tactic is better than the confrontational tactic. This is hilarious stuff!

"You're wrong." "No, YOU'RE wrong! "YOU'RE WRONG!" *"NO, YOU'RE WRONG!!"* ...a real battle of wits.

As a Special Forces Ranger and Navy SEALs Fleet Admiral myself, I love watching these videos!

@jaiclark5626

3 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@HerMajesty1

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Joker-vg9wk

2 жыл бұрын

Underwater ranger here.