Team Six - Stolen Valor Village Idiots Elite Club - kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZKllrM2JYszKo6g.html

@m4a1_delta66

3 жыл бұрын

i want to thank you for serving , my uncle was in the CF,canadian armed forces , i respect you guys ALOT , much love from canada

@antekantekapulto

3 жыл бұрын

Nice change of picture Jameson, bringing back the past and setting it up

@jmaddy3

3 жыл бұрын

Its possible depending on the top speed ICBMs have ridiculous top speeds of up to mach 30 or higher at their top speed which is about 23k mph

@m4a1_delta66

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmaddy3 aint that scary man, press of a button and 5 min later 100s and 100s thousand ppl dead , 5 min later APOCOLAPSYE edit:millions this aint no hiroshima no more

@CB-ly4uj

3 жыл бұрын

That guy is legit. I served with him on Seal Team 5. We worked with our demo dolphin Flipper to search for mines. We would swim along Aircraft carriers in the Gulf of Black Sea. He's now the Commander LT General of all SEALS. They later made a movie with our Demo Dolphin Flipper.

I was a seal about ten years ago. Stationed in San Diego, my job was to swim around obstacles and thru hoops, in exchange I’d get fish. Seaworld was a great experience for me.

@farre223

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@CC-ff7ft

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍

@anne-mariekaterivartti1822

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, it was you! You splashed water al over me!

@ICTRaptor

2 жыл бұрын

Hey I see what you did there 🤣 good show lol

@2steaksandwiches665

2 жыл бұрын

Those kind of seals stink and stole all my $$$ bait in The tanks over many years. I don’t thank them for their service. 800 pound smelly jerks!

Imagine having to coming up with this wild ass story every time you need 10% off your favorite pet food at Target

@justinjones6527

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@havoc1zero

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@theSkankhunt42

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf?

@Skankhunter420

3 жыл бұрын

@@theSkankhunt42 Yo wtf this is my troll territory

@FrostedSeagull

3 жыл бұрын

Just keep using the word "covert"every 5 to 7 sentences,and then, blab every secret thing you've done and are going to do e.g. sound out the acoustics on the Korean rockets with Jung Moon. 😂😂😂

One time I took my daughter to ride a carousel at the mall. The man operating the carousel was about 90 years old and wearing a navy veteran hat. I asked him about whether he was in the service. He began to tell me that he worked on a cruise ship turned into a Navy hospital ship and I thought, uh huh, here we go. His job was to drive landing craft and pick up wounded soldiers on the beaches and places like Okinawa. He told me about the only top secret mission he was ever on. I, a young punk thought, yea right. His job was to drive towards Okinawa in his landing craft as fast as he could and draw fire from the Japanese. When they got nearly to the beach they had to turn around and head back out to sea. When he and the other men did this, a fleet of Japanese battleships headed in their direction. Little did they know they were going after a little hospital ship. Also, little did they know it was a trap, and we had a fleet of battleships waiting to attack the Japanese when their attention was directed to the hospital ship. at this point I’m like yea likely story. well, it was a true story. The U.S.S Pinckney was the hospital ship. I began to think, how sad that I have to sit back and question the authenticity of our nations heroes because of liars.

@feljimahill4667

Жыл бұрын

If this was WWII, many cruise ships were used as auxiliary troop transport. Many fighting in Europe returned home on the RMS Queen Elizabeth.

@graciesbarbieworld5441

Жыл бұрын

@@feljimahill4667 it was world war 2.

@Wolf_Ghost

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, stolen valor and I think even movies based on fiction are unfortunately fucking up things for real vets. I love the ones where they punch out their CO stories.

@strangemanmtd8350

Жыл бұрын

This phoney seal can give you a reacharound without you even seeing him. His mos is tactical reacharound specialist. His motto is more than three shakes is a pull.

@JohnMiller-oz7gv

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for posting this.

The only shocking thing about "stolen valor" incidents is how nuts people can be for: 1. attention 2. veteran's discounts 3. cosplay

@billcollector5983

2 жыл бұрын

My one cousin is a veteran and on every single veterans day he goes to as many restaurants as possible to get his free meal on a gift card. I don't blame him after what he went through.

He wears the earpiece as he could receive a call from the Pentagon at any moment ordering him to deploy the dolphins.

@Jimmy2shits

3 жыл бұрын

E E E E E E

@dakoderii4221

3 жыл бұрын

The Navy does have trained dolphins to detect and deploy mines and also to detect divers and incapacitate them. It's no longer a "conspiracy theory" as it has been shown on the History channel 15 years ago.

@MrPeterschmit

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jimmy2shits full belly laugh.

@pcd1377

3 жыл бұрын

Was it C&C: Red Alert, where you could train the attack dogs, spiders, Tanya, and.... whales? Or did they have dolphins...?

@guillaumegrosjean6327

3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe a phone call from........dolphins ! :)

You’re all laughing now but this guy’s actually telling the truth. I was the dolphin he trained with lasers.

@LongBinh70

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@JohnSmith-gb5vg

3 жыл бұрын

😳🤣🤣🤣

@chekwan78

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@justinjones6527

3 жыл бұрын

You had me in the first half

@Jacob-mm9lx

3 жыл бұрын

You must have learned the secrets of the high ground from him...

I was a typical grunt in the Marines. Average but always did my best and my part. 12 years left as an E-4. Nobody has ever accused me of lying about that.

@lelawoods7910

Ай бұрын

Thanks for serving our country.

That Russian spy at the beginning who managed to lull that seal into a false sense of security and spill all his mission secrets was terrifyingly brilliant.

I flew a tank in Afghanistan and when I came back from deployment I was diagnosed with std's

@ericmorris3030

3 жыл бұрын

That was fantastically funny!

@ridered7262

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@andrew41980

3 жыл бұрын

Just outside a little village in the north? Caught one there myself

@EL-ISS

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry, thank you for your service you brave soldier!

@crabbyj

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dead! ROFL 🤣🤣😂

I was a Bootyologist in the Marine Corps. My call sign was "Cakes".

@hydjrasierra1557

3 жыл бұрын

You bust them cheeks? Lol!

@janellcrews6108

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@eriksixx1226

3 жыл бұрын

@@hydjrasierra1557 Nooooooo

@rolandotoyos5126

3 жыл бұрын

OooRaaa! Cupcake!

@crabbyj

3 жыл бұрын

Dem Yeeks! 😂😂

PS: He is wearing Lieutenant JG Boards (one thick gold bar, one thin gold bar) he is actually a JUNIOR officer (both categorically and literally)...if he were a Captain (full bird) he would be a senior officer. Technically Admirals (stars) are "senior officers", too; but in the Navy we refer to THEM as "Flags". In the olden days they were referred to as "Officers of the Line".

My time spent as a tail gunner in an F-16 was most rewarding and the tough part was landing on the destroyers,they don’t have much of a flight deck,but after 76 missions we had it down.

I worked with an older guy in Target where he had a part time job since he wanted a job to get out of the house. He was a former SEAL, served in Vietnam. Never once spoke about being a SEAl, never told over the top stories and only ever said he had been in the Navy if asked. When it came out that he had indeed been a SEAL we were all shocked. He was a cool guy, he has passed away since then sadly. I’ve met a few green berets and they also never mentioned it. Always the fakes who want everyone to know.

@Wolf_Ghost

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's like they want the attention. Especially on Veteran's Day. November is the worst month for these idiots to come out of their hideaway holes and put on their fruit salad ribbons for the free buffet. I dont even have my usmc dress blues anymore. Or anything except my pt sweats. And dog tags, but dont wear them. They're annoying to wear. It seems like the more the pins they have on their baseball caps and shirts or biker vests, the worst they are at stolen valor.

@thomashelm6931

11 ай бұрын

​@@Wolf_Ghostever hang out at the VA hospital?? Crazy how the stories escalate there....

This guy is a better actor than most others that show up here.

@dohc22h

3 жыл бұрын

The best actor in the world wouldn't last 1 second with anybody who has served or is serving in the military. Actors are clueless to this FACT. It's so obvious who is fake. We know IMMEDIATELY.

@macmike5384

3 жыл бұрын

Not really. He gives to many statistics that we all know are incorrect or at least fishy...

@rafaelalodio5116

3 жыл бұрын

Mac Mike Well that would be fault of the screen writer lol.

@rafaelalodio5116

3 жыл бұрын

J Oakley Well acting isn't really about convincing is about pretending I guess, my point is that he pretends very well, completely unbelievable, but well acted.

@AwesomeCrabman

3 жыл бұрын

@@macmike5384 So you think GoT is about real statistics? We are talking about actors, not spies.

I’ve gotta say, I appreciate the hell out of your no BS intros, and the genuine content you put out

I was always ashamed of my time in the military. I was the lowest of the low, an infantry rifleman in an Australian reserve regiment (4RNSWR) in the 1980's. We were trained as a joke and treated as a joke. Never saw active service but could fight mighty battles and be home in time for dinner. I'm not feeling quite so bad after seeing some of these videos, I feel a bit sad for the obviously mentally ill but the rest need calling out. Well done. If you're ever in Brisbane I will buy you a beer.

That must be one of the worst feelings, when you realize the real vet was playing you along the whole time and knows you are lying

@Kriegter

3 жыл бұрын

deserved it

@cuhlone

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kriegter absolutely

I'm surprised after all this he didn't say he was in Space Force too.

@PACKERMAN2077

3 жыл бұрын

He was still not at liberty to mention those

@krognak

3 жыл бұрын

I think he belongs in Spaceballs personally

@dougtheeliminator1077

3 жыл бұрын

Space Ghost, coast to coast!!!

@angrymater13la

3 жыл бұрын

Love all these replies lmao

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

3 жыл бұрын

@@krognak The Spaceballs are elite. Dark Helmet he has the power of the Schnoz. Very frightening.

Can we PLEASE get a "Tell me about the dolphins, bro" Shirt with Jamesons face on it with him pointing at you like Uncle Sam?

@karenward267

2 жыл бұрын

Now that’s merch I’d buy.

I'm from the Netherlands and we had a fake army general guy even standing next to the Dutch Queen when we had the WW2 remembrance ceremony. He got found out by a really annoying reporter, If I can find the clip I'll share it, it was hilarious

He's a seal, but works with dolphins. Oh the irony...

@channindusilva1555

3 жыл бұрын

A traitor to his kind🤣

@TopWorldTalentHD

3 жыл бұрын

@@channindusilva1555 LOL>>>>>>LoL

@leetucker7438

3 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious 🤣

@Mark-sd7fc

3 жыл бұрын

Possibly cannibalistic

@TopWorldTalentHD

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mark-sd7fc That is messed up, he does have the vibe though.

I wonder if two phoneys ever bumped into eachother and tried to out fake eachother

@novadhd

3 жыл бұрын

yeah that would be cool to watch

@donnakawana

3 жыл бұрын

I'd pay to goggle it! I mean oggle it!

@bubbalong7646

3 жыл бұрын

Naw, we go to the American Legion and drink beer.

@danjrea

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly I have seen it in person. Sad very sad.

@wafflez-man-1995

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo hilarious

This guy must hold the world record for time in grade as a lieutenant.

@webdev217

Жыл бұрын

LT JG... not even!

@mikewiggins7257

11 ай бұрын

@@webdev217 One promotion in 50+ years.......he's crushing it.

@joescott1377

Ай бұрын

LtJG right? So 0-2

The 1979 movie Apocalypse Now featured an Acoustiologist. The character's name was Roach. In a scene where an enemy soldier was taunting the American "GI's" from the other side of a river, He was able to locate an enemy soldier across a river and using an M79 Grenade Launcher, was able to drop the enemy just by listening to the sound of the enemies voice.

Got this in recommendations, didn't expect to see it was fresh off the press! Beautiful

I know this man. he is for real but actually looking for godzilla (secretly). he told me so in Los Angeles while waiting for a train to Hawaii .

@rolandotoyos5126

3 жыл бұрын

No, Godzilla is in Hiroshima.

“Tell me more about the Dolphins bro.” 😂

@TimonSuricata

2 жыл бұрын

i want to know more to! mmm dolphin slit

He was a Lieutenant Junior Grade (O2) and a SEAL. What a J O K E!

Man, I can’t even stand to watch any of these stolen valor idiots...both of my grandfather’s fought in WW2. Dropping a like.👍

@JamesonsTravels

3 жыл бұрын

Both of mine did as well. Hard to watch dress up

@georgiaholloway2375

3 жыл бұрын

I can tolerate a lot but not stolen valor. As the daughter of a career USN Officer who fought in WWII and Korea and the widow of a Vietnam veteran I find stolen valor disgusting.

@florianstumpf4349

3 жыл бұрын

My grandfather fought in WW I and II. Sounds crazy, but he was born in 1899 and was drafted in 1915. In WW he was part of the 'Volkssturm' (storm of the people in German). These were units of people who weren't soldiers. Old men, women, even children.

@tmichiels5678

3 жыл бұрын

Evan like your comment, my dad was a ww2 navel officer, uss Juneau my not spell it right my uncle was a officer on Saratoga something like that, fired at Japanese planes at Pearl Harbor. Capt henry p Michiels , my dad was Thomas, if they saw this they would die again laughing 😂. I’m a ex marine75 era ,my , worked out of Philadelphia navel yard. Marine bar.. never meet ant guy like this except in qc8…

This acoustyologist was my archenemy when I was working on rubberbandyology for the KGB.

@mid.life.crisis2955

3 жыл бұрын

Did you have an origami officer attached to your rubberbandologist? Maybe neatening up the unit?

@runswithcows

3 жыл бұрын

@@mid.life.crisis2955 Indeed I did, together we made rubber band powered paper planes that almost crossed the Baltic Sea. Take that Mi6!

@mamapetillo8675

3 жыл бұрын

I was young and I movies History Channel movies buzzwords movies Look! It’s a Sharknado! 🦭🐬🦈🐳🌪my brain hurts

I was an Army Ranger but at this point in my life I 'might' be able to remember 5% of what I knew or did. Yup, I'd be a stolen valor gold nugget for someone to find but it would be hard to find me as I live in the woods, in a cabin and prep for whatever may come.

@kimjong-un1868

Жыл бұрын

I'm coming for you

Just a lone old man that's found a way to talk to people make himself feel valued

@camb66

4 ай бұрын

He’s a fake and it’s disgusting and disrespectful

Korea to Hawaii in five minutes? That’s 74 times the speed of sound😂

@hooligan9794

3 жыл бұрын

And they guide the missile using sound, but its special super fast, top secret sound

@21stcenturystrengthethos47

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the stats Einstein, now leave the man eating dolphins for me to release on Pyongyang

@rolandotoyos5126

3 жыл бұрын

O.M.G.!!

@xxtravdamanxx

3 жыл бұрын

YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!! I'LL SEE YOU IN ROUGHLY 24 HOURS!!!!

@D1Gr8hansGraf

3 жыл бұрын

He took a ride in the Delorean, with Marty and the professor.

Worlds oldest O-2!!🤣

@rolandotoyos5126

3 жыл бұрын

He's a Dolphin.

@gadams4970

3 жыл бұрын

A very old Ltjg still getting that O-2E pay smh

@enlightenedwarrior7119

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I said a LTJG at age 60. After 20 yrs in service you would be at the least a commander you would think

Seal team 1 is explosives,team 2 is intel,team 3 is landscaping,team 4 is surfing 🏄‍♀️

@KoriH-rj6ch

Ай бұрын

And 5 is at SeaWorld doing stunts

"Like the quest for the ring, my question marches on." You always got a way of cracking me up. I appreciate your videos man keep rolling!

I thought the navy seal delta force ranger machine gunner helicopter pilot cia spy was worse enough. Now we got "tactical super swat" from Steal Team 6.

@texaspatriot2038

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you question his military career? He served against the Martian invasion back in '85

@Aegirak

3 жыл бұрын

Lol hilarious! Steal Team! Just to avoid litigation should name it Steal Team Styx 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🧨🧨🧨🧨. Which could go along with his Navy Costume (refuse to call it a uniform since he didn’t earn it) “ come sail away” 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

@jimmccoal2693

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to correct you. but he was on Seal Team 10.

@rolandotoyos5126

3 жыл бұрын

No... Dolphin Team 12.

@depinsider9939

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmccoal2693 actually it was seal team 5 because they where "smarter" and more "covert"

I don’t understand why you would want to embarrass yourself like this

To be honest, do love your channel, but it’s the comments that have me in stitches. Please keep the humour coming, please.

Decades of working with telepathic dolphins have clearly taken their toll on this poor sailor.

@dylanjohnson9869

2 жыл бұрын

best comment award goes to

@Brian_Grant

Жыл бұрын

Yes, he's only 38 years old...smh.

I’m pretty sure he just planted c4 onto suicide dolphins to eliminate the storm troopers

@m4a1_delta66

3 жыл бұрын

bruh THATS the funniest shit ive heard all year thank you !!! hahaha

@FyourCult

3 жыл бұрын

sounds legit

@killer5754

3 жыл бұрын

Bro you just blew his cover are you crazy now all 10 seal teams and dolphins are coming after you and so are the birds he trained with them back in 74 to be suicide birds he is the real deal

@yaboijoel517

3 жыл бұрын

@@m4a1_delta66 you welcome

@yaboijoel517

3 жыл бұрын

@@killer5754 imma die 🥺 oh no no no

SAM is actually Sound Activated Missile. I would tell you what sound activates the missile but I am sworn to secrecy when I left SEAL Team 5 special dolphin acoustical ops.

@MrJwesman

3 жыл бұрын

Shhhhh... oh there is that darn sound!

@chrislebon5927

2 жыл бұрын

Acoustiologist....

I just want to say I never watched KZread videos regularly but after subscribing to your channel I can’t stop seeing enough of these idiots and love to hear the reactions and the references to some great movies also Semper Fi brother

I can imagine him saying "Dolphins with freakin' lazer beams!" this guys leading up to his own Austin Powers scenario

That guy saying he specializes in sound reminds me of a customer I used to have. He kept bringing his vehicle back for us to fix small noises. And no matter what he thinks he will always say yes you fix the noise that I heard before but I hear another noise. At one point it got really ridiculous , when that happens I usually talk to the customer. So I took him on a test ride and got to talking to him. He worked on submarines looking for sound, because apparently they need to be silent. Can't say for sure that's what he did but I can say for sure he was a real officer or whatever. His work number was on a military base. Edit: by the way, what I explained at the end of the ride was this isn't a submarine, it's Chrysler town and country.

@albertagrown

3 жыл бұрын

Love this! My husband has a customer that keeps bringing in his 86 F150, for noises... This truck has nothing mechanically wrong with it. It's a 24 year old FARM TRUCK. It's gonna have creaks and rattles. Lol

@thestonethatthebuilderrefu5231

3 жыл бұрын

Alberta Grown yeah that thing was creaky the day it sold brand new for four digit number

@HIGHWAYATMIDNIGHT

3 жыл бұрын

@@thestonethatthebuilderrefu5231 That used to drive me crazy when I was a mechanic... The best was those psychos who constantly came in to get their wheels rebalanced and rotated because of a mysterious vibration that wasn’t there. Then you test drive the vehicle with the customer and it’s magically fine. The issue only happens when a mechanic isn’t in the car lol... God bless anyone still working in the automotive repair business, I just couldn’t deal with the general public anymore lol.

@thestonethatthebuilderrefu5231

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin Randall I'm telling you. People are crazy about their car. And they always either think they know more than you or have a friend they think is smarter in every way. Like that situation you try to explain to them it's the roads they are driving on. We can't go all the way to that road. And some other guy will tell them they need something else and they'll do that and come back angry with you and then come back a week later and say the vibration is back again. I got jaded and would just let the salesmen have at them. I heard a salesman tell a woman some shit was a flux capacitor on her car once.

@HIGHWAYATMIDNIGHT

3 жыл бұрын

@@thestonethatthebuilderrefu5231 You’re 100% spot on man... Shit used to drive me crazy lol. And it’s always that one asshole that never gives up! Yeah that’s definitely gonna work throwing random parts at it... They’re always eager to spend money too! I’ve heard just fix it whatever it costs... That’s the worst when they say that then get the bill... Yeah that’s the right way to handle it send them up front lol let it be someone else’s problem for one day. A flux capacitor hahaha that’s great man! Some of these assholes need a flux capacitor so they can fly the fuck out of this universe for good lol. Merry Christmas buddy! I hope the New Year brings you less assholes and more money!

People must have a really sad life to feel they need to do this type of crap.

@jepcartusch1084

3 жыл бұрын

The problem is usa society. If you stop looking at soldiers as if they were gods then people wouldn't come up with such ideas. I understand the respect for members of the army, and this institution clearly deserves this respect. But at the end of the day, a soldier is no better or worse than a medic or a garbage man.

@Theo-ot3ee

3 жыл бұрын

​@@jepcartusch1084 I think these people's lives are so shitty they need to lie to feel better about themselves and to get something out of it (life), it's just pathetic. Regarding your point, I think there's a huge difference in courage and overall strength between a soldier and a garbage man, let's not kid ourselves. The willingness to kill and to die for your country and for the freedom that many take for granted is far from being a common valor. These frauds are just arrogant, ignorant, opportunistic, lazy and they stand for nothing else than themselves, there is no value in that. Last thing, if soldiers weren't so respected, they would find another respectable person to impersonate. The issue is not society's respect for soldiers, it's society's tolerance for idiots.

@jepcartusch1084

3 жыл бұрын

@@Theo-ot3ee What I meant when I wrote (that soldiers at the end of the day are no better or worse than a medic or garbage collectors) is that I believe that everyone counts and nobody should be treated preferentially. Obviously a Soldier faces much bigger hurdles than a Medic or Garbage man. But should I feel more sorry for a Soldier than "for example" for a homeless person? Isn't it that every soldier is aware of what he is getting into? If not then I think this soldier is anything but not fit for the service. The thing is that each of us decides on a path that he or she wants to go in life. If I like to beat up then that's my business and I shouldn't expect that one should decorate me with laurels because of it. But probably not everybody see it the way I do, and that is exactly the good thing. Freedom of speech Edit: I give you 100% right in relation to these people that they lead such a dirty life that they can only polish up their ego by self-deception

@kingkotis

3 жыл бұрын

@@jepcartusch1084 ill be honest ifk if you realize but a large amount of people that are homeless are vets the reason I greatly disagree with what you're saying is yes everyone chooses a life path but when people like me and my brothers and sisters choose the service we don't choose it cause of personal gain everyone does it for different reasons mine was cause I was tired of feeling g sorry for myself and wanted to create a life for myself not everyone chooses the service for the same reason but we all know what is expected of us when we do choose not everyone can handle the action or thought of killing or being killed in combat and the worst is PTSD is highly likely if you are not mentally prepared so I personally feel that service men and women should be held up higher than a garbage man or a mail men especially considering not many people appreciate them lately im not 100% on the exact perfect but I know a large number of homeless people are vets so when you say who should you feel more pitty for just remember that homeless person most likely is a vet

@jepcartusch1084

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingkotis It's a difficult subject. I come from Switzerland, I was brought up in such a way that everyone has the same status and everyone is measured by their actions. But maybe you're right and maybe I should question my worldview. But one thing is certain for me, each of us (whether you or me) was indoctrinated in a certain way so that you want to stick to your point of view at all costs. I am happy that you are not at the other end of the food chain and I wish you and your family all the love in the world, thanks for sharing information🙂

His next mission is going to be stealing the Death Star plans

From one boomer to another, Jameson you are having entirely too much fun doing these! And I, for one, am glad. Thank you for the chuckles.

This guy went from ensign to junior lieutenant in 50 years!

@TheScandoman

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't wash! No way he's still on active duty after 50 years! Not even 40! It takes some special situations to stay on even 40 years, like Adm. Heimann Rickover, the Navy's nuclear power czar. This guy MAYBE actually had that uniform, back in the 90's at the latest...and I am not really even believing that, at this point... (Why are you including this much of his BS? He's clearly pumping through a firehose!)

It's crazy how entraining I find your channel. Found you a week ago, been binge watching at work all week. Good stuff

I study mathematics and physics and can confirm, there is no such thing as an "acoustiologist". The term would probably be "acoustics expert" which would require a fair amount of engineering and physics, so "engineer" would most likely be the most correct technical term. That or the aforementioned "acoustics expert". Rockets also do not operate on sound. They utilize wave technology, but not soundwaves, they primarily utilize electromagnetic waves and effects, as well as computer communication. Also a fair bit of classical mechanics and chemical combustion for propulsion. Also, this guy does not know basic geography, a missile fired from North Korea does not need to pass over Hawaii to Alaska. Love it when the camera person plays along and lets the fake just dig themselves into a hole.

Its sad, this guy reminds me of my grandpa. He would always tell wild stories like this, sometimes about serving, other times, about situations he was supposedly in in the past. I love him but my parents had to teach me at a young age, just smile and nod. There was no arguing with him because he actually believes these things happened. Its somewhat of a tough situation

The real Hero's never talk about it

@waynetoutaint9750

3 жыл бұрын

This is so true.

@howey935

3 жыл бұрын

My grandad went all the way through WWII from getting hit with shrapnel at dunkirk to been in the first wave to land on sword beech on D day and his battalion were the first to liberate Belsen concentration camp and he never spoke about it. We didnt know about anything apart from he was in the war. When he died we found a load of letters to my gran his service record and diarys. They were definitely the greatest generation. My grandad was only 19 when he was wounded at Dunkirk, he got 6 weeks leave after leaving hospital then had to be back on duty even though he wasnt fully healed.

This guy is great, you could probably get a whole Netflix series out of him 🤣

@JamesBond-uz2dm

Жыл бұрын

" Florida Man " could be a Netflix series.

SEAL Teams 1,3,5 are stationed in Coronado, 2,4,8 are in Little Creek Virginia. There are 2 reserve SEAL units, Special Boat Units or SBU's; At one time SBU 11 was located at Naval Station Mare Island Naval Shipyard in Vallejo California. There are also Swimmer Delivery Vehicle or SDV Teams which are comprised of SEAL's.

When I was in the Navy, EOD Mobile Unit 3 oversaw the Marine Mammal Program in San Diego, CA, which handled the Dolphins and Seal Lions. Not sure if that has changed over the years.

He said *what?* Green tracer is live and purple tracer is blanks? O.O How the hell do you put tracer on a blank round?

@GusFogle

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking he threw that comment in there to see how the "special forces navy dude" would react.

@LongBinh70

3 жыл бұрын

Carefully! 🤣

@JonathanLewispartypenguin

3 жыл бұрын

@@LongBinh70 lol

@21stcenturystrengthethos47

3 жыл бұрын

He probably realized that as he was in Korea handing the top secret super sonic dolphins

@jonasgrant

3 жыл бұрын

Rubber Tracer? That's actually an interesting idea...

He’s just sitting at the McDonald’s in Walmart listening to this guy 😂, these videos are crazy.

I’m convinced some of these people are actors trying to get into character for a play or a film. Especially guys like this who seem to be extremely confident in their billshitting

He is NOT too old! He's what they call an "OLD TIMER"!! LMFDO A Seal and a Dolphin. Thats how he knows what frequency the dolphin was saying. This guy is the OG Seal Team 5 1/2.

@RainMan221

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

JG calling himself a senior officer LOL. 4 years in he would've already been an O-3.

@Adventuregirl96

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for pointing that that out.

@_TonyZ

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought (I went on a further rant today about his rank!). A 50-year JG?? I left as an E5 after 7, and woulda been slapping JGs around when I got First Class!

He was an ensign in 69'? he's only a JG now, how many times did he get busted down?

@areality40

3 жыл бұрын

I think he's been busted down too many times in the course of his sad life.

@rolandotoyos5126

3 жыл бұрын

Every time He got caught whacking his TallyWhacker.

@fprtclvs

3 жыл бұрын

I was just about to ask that exact question. Lol

@angrydingus5256

3 жыл бұрын

But, and correct me if Im wrong here, he has LT stripes on his shoulder.

@jackbailey7394

3 жыл бұрын

@@angrydingus5256 looks like JG, wide bar, thin bar. LT would be 2 wide bars.

No one with that kind of background and age, happily recites their career resume, just to be polite. If he were the genuine article, he wouldn't be saying any more than he absolutely had to.

I really enjoy the fact that you call these liars Village idiots.

Wow. He was the head of the prestigious Armed Dolphin Research Group. 🎛🔬🐬 🔫 😂

@rolandotoyos5126

3 жыл бұрын

Yea..... And he squeeked A-lot too.

When I was working with Team 11 as yeti hunter trainer specialists in Uganda. We worked with a few of these dolphin guys...they are FKNG hardcore. In all seriousness though, a real shoutout and thank you to all of you who really sacrificed and served our great country. Thank you 🇺🇸💙

@ncdave4

Жыл бұрын

You're welcome Jhae.. my military career was cut short by an over amorous Yeti.. but that's another story.

I've been watching your videos since the first one! Thank you for posting this great content!

“This is just my civilian skeleton. I get injected with super soldier serum and it fills me out into a regular navy dolphin seal pilot”

I don’t need to see the colour of a tracer to know who’s shooting at me. You can usually figure it out by the country you’re in. One things for sure here, the old fellas enjoying living his dream. Keep the videos coming mate, all the best from Australia

How can you tell a person is a real veteran? They have a burning hatred in their eyes for the VA... Speaking of which...I have to go to my appointment and get treated like crap, so excuse me.

@s.porter8646

3 жыл бұрын

I went to the VA for a tooth ache, now I have a prosthetic foot, and 10 types of meds for ear pain...glad I went to a specialist for skin issues

@Supervillain725

3 жыл бұрын

@@s.porter8646 my A1C was under control under the VA gave me more meds for cholesterol and diabetes.

@s.porter8646

3 жыл бұрын

@@Supervillain725 guy i made chief with went to the VA for a maigran, they gave him....VI FUCKING AGRA, and people Want government funded health care...um, sure...

@RipRoaringGarage

3 жыл бұрын

@@s.porter8646 they just want communism. THey dont know what it really is. I lived under communism when I was young (long story how that ended up happening). Bread lines, being followed, interrogated randomly, the worst hospitals on the planet, and a surgery that I think of when the VA pisses me off. Its not at THAT level yet but...

@s.porter8646

3 жыл бұрын

@@RipRoaringGarage ok, you win hahahaha

Can't Wait for Space Force Stolen Valor to start..., Door Gunner on the Space Shuttle for Alien Extraction team 7

I know for a fact he worked with the Dolphins, during their last game I saw him on the sidelines handing out Gatorade.

As I recall In Marcus Luttrell's book he described some training up in Alaska where they had to infiltrate some pier or wharf by diving. The Opposing force had dolphins that would alert them to the SEAL's presence or something like that.

Keep calling out stolen valor. These people disgrace what my grandfather and my brother ACTUALLY fight for. I have no patience for these liars. Well, my grandfather passed a few years ago, but he served our country. My brother still does today. Not going in is my biggest regret in life.

I know Navy Divers an Navy EOD have program called Marine Mammal Systems, where they work with specially trained dolphins in things like mine/explosive detection, subsurface intruder detection. I’m not sure how many teams there are, I do know there is a team 10, because some of the guys came through our FRST, my last deployment in Afghanistan.

Your dry humor is incredible. I do not believe I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life. 🤣

@RockU2Death5150

3 жыл бұрын

N.O.S. - Not Otherwise Specified

HAH I have a hell of time remembering just half the shit I did when I was in. A good sign to know someone is telling the truth is when they have to actually think about it for a while. Its like you do so much shit that you have to sort through all kind of it to get the good stuff. Someone stealing valor will have amazing stories instantly ready to tell - thats when you know its pure bullshit.

The BS artist is wearing Lieutenant Junior Grade rank. He looks like a guy who walks around Las Vegas after losing all of his money in the casinos.

Senior Office as a LTJG? I have a neighbor who publicly claimed to have been a SEAL and POW. Sat in my house and said he was a minister, master plumber and master electrician. I did some searching and couldn't find him on any SEAL or POW lists (Vietnam) era because the way he was talking just didn't make sense. Turned out (by people who knew better and had more access), no SEALs had ever been POWs and this guy had never been close to being a SEAL or POW. Honorably served as something line an E-4 but ... Came out publicly in the local news.

I think this guy was my CO when I was stationed at the Emerald City of OZ!

@julianobrien2593

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that a 5 minute intergalactic missile ride away from Korea?

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a Target on every corner! 😅

@meatiest1989

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Supervillain725

3 жыл бұрын

I felt like I WAS the target when I was over there.

@meatiest1989

3 жыл бұрын

Lol you guys have Target

@hubertfarnsworth8506

3 жыл бұрын

GOAT

When I was in the Navy the SEAL's did work with the dolphins, they where trained to combat divers and where used to patrol the ports.

This guy is out of his mind, he’s in another world 🌎

When I was in my division officer was hard core, he started out as an E1 went all the way to master chief then went LDO, became an ensign and then made it to LT. Commander before he retired .

Best stolen valor thumbnail ever Jameson! He didnt kill himself.

No one ever claims to be a Boiler Technician in the Navy USS Guam LPH9 1985 1989

The old man in the beginning (who started out covered) is wearing Lieutenant, J.G. (O-2), and looks like two rows of ribbons. He says he was a young Ensign (O-1) in 1969, and implies hes now a "senior officer." You would think he'd go up in rank designing sonar rockets, especially after 51 years of service.

I had to keep pausing the video every time I laughed, I didn't want to miss anything. Your commentary is spot on! 👌😄😄😄👍👍

I was waiting for him to mention the Platinum Star he won at Burma.

@RainMan221

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Joe_Goofball

3 жыл бұрын

That's nothing--I got the Plutonium Star for having the yellowest teeth at Gettysburg...

That guy's rank was LTJG based on the uniform which is what you are after a year or two. Yet he called himself a senior officer. More like a senior idiot.

The oriental guy at least sounded like he knew something to the ordinary civilian he was a good actor or maybe read something like a cloak and dagger book, lol.

I watched Rambo 1,000x and felt like that earned me enough valor to get a military discount on my food

"Sneak in and find out what their frequencies are"

He’s far from a “senior officer “ he’s a lieutenant junior grade (O2). 😂

Do these guy ever reserch militray units before they pose as them

@jelly7310

3 жыл бұрын

Negative

@hobgoblinhollow4966

3 жыл бұрын

I will admit something. When I run into these guys, I just feed them more BS that they do repeat to others later. If you ever hear someone say those brown underwear they issue in basic that hang to your knees also are the kpod helmet liner...

@fthenwo2205

3 жыл бұрын

@@hobgoblinhollow4966 no but im from the uk

@hobgoblinhollow4966

3 жыл бұрын

@@fthenwo2205 they watch movies, play out fantasies. That is the extent of research.

@fthenwo2205

3 жыл бұрын

@@hobgoblinhollow4966 it always makes me laugh they never say i was a cook or work in logistics they always say they are former special forces and know nothing about the unit they are impersonating when there are tons of books on the subject

There are eight seal teams, I literally just had to google to find that out

@kirklandramsay3935

3 жыл бұрын

Teams: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 17, 18

@kirklandramsay3935

3 жыл бұрын

i suppose there are 10 if you dont include DEVGRU as being Team 6, so the guy isnt really wrong about there being 10

@pv3566

3 жыл бұрын

Teams 17 and 18 are reserve units. Probably ex active duty team guys that have reclassified to reservists. However, I do believe they have deployed as active units.

@kendallhummer2648

3 жыл бұрын

There are two sdv teams ( seal delivery vehicle)

“That’s why I’m going to Korea.” 😂 Really?! The guy looks old enough to have seen original “loose lips sink ships” posters!

I was a MP USMC and we had guys like this in QC8.

@JamesonsTravels

3 жыл бұрын

MP were tough back in 90 with the DUI checks. I never went through the gate sober. They were crazy good at busting young Jarheads

The amount of leeway you gave this guy every time you noticed a hole in his story was beyond generous.

@karenward267

2 жыл бұрын

Jameson is very tolerant of the fakers. His BS meter is on high and his comments are insightful and I always learn something.