This guy is the definition of when it’s late at night and you get the urge to completely turn your life around but only end up doing 3 pushups then pass out

@banquetoftheleviathan1404

Жыл бұрын

Bro i played an entire Pokémon game where i did 10 push ups everytime a pokemon leveled up and it didn’t do shit. Push ups are a scam

@vestigex

Жыл бұрын

@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 nah dude ur just strong

@vestigex

Жыл бұрын

@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 i went from being able to lift 25 to 35 in 1 week

@manitdoshi

Жыл бұрын

@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 post physique and pushup form. Pushups are the best excercise.

@banquetoftheleviathan1404

Жыл бұрын

​@@manitdoshi i was too light/not eating enough. i'd prob have you do weights but especially fix my eating habits which I'm finally making progress on. Otherwise, it was an easy plan to stick to even for me with my adhd, just joking at the irony that i was maybe the one person it was useless on

"If you just remember to breathe, you will make it through the night." Everyone with sleep apnea: 👁👄👁

@Nonya_Busyness

Жыл бұрын

My husband hooks himself up to a robot every night because his nose is too small to guarantee breathing success lol

@HenyaStudent

Жыл бұрын

@miloagent8 lol pleasesomeonehelphim

@morgandishman

Жыл бұрын

Next time I'm asked about it I'll tell that person I just forgot

@dcarter455

3 ай бұрын

I was looking for this exact comment😂

I think this man confused “personal trainer” with “serial killer”

@erickjoestar1561

Жыл бұрын

Worse, he's a serial trainer

@maggiebottoms6526

Жыл бұрын

@@erickjoestar1561 a personal killer

@christhe2dprotogen511

Жыл бұрын

@@maggiebottoms6526 you just hire a guy to kill you

@hahano5523

Жыл бұрын

@@maggiebottoms6526 a personal killer for serial trainers

@ju2tunknown

Жыл бұрын

@@maggiebottoms6526 a hit man?

Jarvis gets less and less sure that this channel is free with every video

@bextomoose

Жыл бұрын

One day he will upload an entire video that starts off normally, but when he does his intro, he keeps questioning himself on whether or not it's free. After that, it's just like 8 minutes of unedited content of him checking whether or not it _is_ free, through different means of finding out

@wanderingchook1193

Жыл бұрын

it isnt actually free, we pay ur subscription with our aura energy.

@maggiebottoms6526

Жыл бұрын

What if one day it’s not free

@maggiebottoms6526

Жыл бұрын

@@wanderingchook1193 it’s not actually free you just sell your soul unknowingly

@TomBlatildush

Жыл бұрын

It is free, we just pay with multiple mid roll ads

I don't ever intend on having children, but labor is one of the only reasons I'd be up at 3am pushing through the pain & hoping for survival.

@screwyourhandle

Жыл бұрын

That sounds nice, I have a chronic condition where I sometimes wind up in the ER in the middle of the night but... at least I have health insurance to pay the ambulance bill

@supastrrz

Жыл бұрын

@@screwyourhandle wait what’s the correlation i’m lost

@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack

Жыл бұрын

@@screwyourhandle ok?

@shiannafoxx

Жыл бұрын

@@screwyourhandle Uh... did you reply to the wrong person or???

@bethanythatsme

Жыл бұрын

@@screwyourhandle how did my comment invalidate that? I'm lost here.

Personal trainer here: I am less concerned with the kid doing push ups than with this style of "motivation". Exercise should be fun and mixed with play for little kids. It helps them build positive associations with movement instead of a feeling of dread. You can get similar motions in if you take them to the playground and play a game of tag. No nightmare inducing "coaching" necessary. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

@Candy_Flower

Жыл бұрын

@@FireSilver25 Damn.. Hope you're okay😂

@rebeccahicks2392

Жыл бұрын

@@FireSilver25 I feel like we also do this to kids in regards to learning, with how tyrannical both schools and parents are about homework and grades.

@waffleaffle231

9 ай бұрын

​@@rebeccahicks2392 as someone with parents who always expect high grades from me, yes. I've developed anxiety and dread around going to school in general because of it.

@robmarsh918

5 ай бұрын

As a mental health professional and personal trainer, you are 100% spot on.

@spinecho609

5 ай бұрын

We do everything in our power to make students hate learning

I know that its probably not a bullet proof vest but its funnier to think that this man is just always prepared. like he lives in the safest middle class neighborhood in the neighborhood with the lowest crime rate in the US (probably because he lives there), but he is always prepared, and he's preparing his tiny child army of 5 year olds. he will conquer the world, and he will make us all do pushups. this is how world peace will be achieved.

@smdavis6604

Жыл бұрын

Peace through power.

@latchisswithanl6996

Жыл бұрын

Where's the rest of the essay?

@xagefreeman2091

Жыл бұрын

Its a weighted vest but that does make it funner

Jeremiah: "you're gonna stand up" Me, in my wheelchair: "whelp"

@waddle5366

Жыл бұрын

underrated comment.

@kaidupree3564

Жыл бұрын

get better soon for all reasons this is a joke

@crypticshadows

Жыл бұрын

NO SWME LITERALLY ME: 👩‍🦽👁👄👁 also ayo another disabled person :D

@crypticshadows

Жыл бұрын

@@kaidupree3564 if they in a wheelchair there’s a large chance they won’t get “better” and also being in a wheelchair is entirely fine so yeah.. it’s kinda insensitive (at least for me who’s in one)

@kaidupree3564

Жыл бұрын

@@crypticshadows ik i was just saying that cause it's some sht I've heard. while i personally don't need to use one, I've seen people say stuff like that, and it was my stupid way of sharing it. didn't mean to come off like an ashole my bad

3am is the witching hour! It’s when supernatural things are supposed to happen- like for example, a man showing up in your windows and telling you to do a trillion push ups

@wormofalltime

Жыл бұрын

convinced he's been cursed by the fae

@connorbeith3232

Жыл бұрын

There should be a Gremlins reboot where Gizmo transforms at 3am instead of midnight.

@evelynjenkins4456

Жыл бұрын

When a changeling grows up

@slimyboixd

3 ай бұрын

Midnight is the witching hour, 3AM is the devil's hour.

I love seeing the progression of the background because we get to see exactly what Jarvis his priorities are

@ieajackson5518

Жыл бұрын

Fish

@clairecunningham1271

Жыл бұрын

@@ieajackson5518 FISH!!! 🎣🐟🐠🐡🎏🍥♓️🍣

@lilo-y-stitch3460

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@lamergamer8211

Жыл бұрын

@@ieajackson5518 fish

@AppleJaqi

Жыл бұрын

🐟

Being terrified into working out is the only way I will exercise

@tusia3899

Жыл бұрын

Personally being terrified into working out just makes me not exercise out of spite

@3starsburningbright

Жыл бұрын

@@tusia3899 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA actually, fuck you _goes to sleep_ "

@crypticshadows

Жыл бұрын

am I the only one who likes working out 😭 ajhs

@someoneidk308

Жыл бұрын

@@crypticshadows a lot of people don't get much of a dopamine high while exercising compared to others. The high is usually what makes people like exercise- it burns but it feels *really* good. No high means it just hurts :(

@fallen_vague28

Жыл бұрын

@@someoneidk308 Can confirm this. With no high/dopamine being triggered, theres not much encouraging me to continue, and can only do it in short bursts unlike others who can do it for much, much longer

“why would you make kids do push ups?” the american physical education system:

@blackironwalterkus3851

Жыл бұрын

I don’t get it? is physical health bad for kids?

@toetotipthatsabart5048

Жыл бұрын

@@blackironwalterkus3851 it’s not BAD for kids by any means, but there are better ways for children to work out (such as cooperative games or mentally engaging exercises). Also this trainer guy is insane because of his facial expressions and demeanor.

@daynieldeguzman4044

Жыл бұрын

Strength training is still really important. If you need to gamify it sure but exercise and strength training is always good to ebcourage

@JokeHatesItHere

Жыл бұрын

@@toetotipthatsabart5048 Well I'm assuming his expressions and demeanor are for the TikToks and have nothing to do with training kids

@broadex9080

Жыл бұрын

The fitness gram pacer test

Actually Jarvis, I think we *should* be stealing small children’s souls.

@callmeasap7132

Жыл бұрын

I agree

@christhe2dprotogen511

Жыл бұрын

I’m a kid myself and I got 7 souls already

@eliasalbarracin5549

Жыл бұрын

@@christhe2dprotogen511 Sigma grindset right here.

@TheGirlOfAllTime

Жыл бұрын

couldn’t agree more

@krusher181

Жыл бұрын

@@christhe2dprotogen511 I’m about to steal 3-4 of those if you aren’t careful

Jarvis: who wakes up at 3 am to workout? That dude: Oh boy 3 am!

@emotoes32

Жыл бұрын

😂lmao

@seal8900

Жыл бұрын

I know this is a reference to something but I can’t quite place it

@purple2603

Жыл бұрын

@@seal8900 it's SpongeBob when Mr.Krabs wanted them to start doing night shifts

@ashleytheblindvisionary907

Жыл бұрын

This deserves all the likes lol.

@viviantompkins7925

Жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂

Watching this from the toilet- him saying "you're gonna make it, breathe, push through the pain" is actually..... motivating? 😂 Thanks!! 😄

@painter-midge

Жыл бұрын

It's been an hour, did you make it out alive bestie

@kaidupree3564

Жыл бұрын

they haven't replied so i assume no

@mrmaxmondays

Жыл бұрын

doo doo doom

@cinnabard955

Жыл бұрын

good person it’s been a while, are you ok? Push through the pain. You’ll make it through the night.

@ChihuahuainaTrenchcoat

Жыл бұрын

They were too motivated 😔

Jarvis saying "what's currently fighting me is gravity, and I'm winning. I'm still standing. I can do anything" was more motivational than anything else in this video lol

Im glad to be part of team Premium. Nothing but Gold Tier content on this channel.

@ieajackson5518

Жыл бұрын

Fish

@heatedrindo

Жыл бұрын

Fish

@kiranpaistein5290

Жыл бұрын

Fish

@flowersfalls6120

Жыл бұрын

Fish

@hope52677

Жыл бұрын

It's ✨Premium✨

4:04 That evil demon voice is a voice line from a android assassin named Revenant from Apex Legends , for anyone who's wondering or recognises the voice but doesn't know what it is. Never thought I'd hear it used in this type of content but lmao, here we are.

@Lune407

Жыл бұрын

As a Revenant main I was pretty confused like... wait, why are you here, this is not content you'd put Revenant in? :/

@tianojames1421

Жыл бұрын

This is the middle of the jarvis x apex venn diagram guys this is huge

@bubblesppgz11

Жыл бұрын

I was just looking through the comments to see if anyone else recognized it, so confused why he used Rev of all legends 😂

@Josh-td2jb

Жыл бұрын

I knew I wasn't going mad. Tbf for a robot he's got a distinct voice

@jere6510

Жыл бұрын

@@Lune407 SAMEE

I actually don’t feel safe in my own home. Imma see him in my dreams forcing me to do push-ups w/ subpar form.

@somebodysleftkneecap

Жыл бұрын

Well, let's all pull an all-nighter and board up our houses until we can safely sleep without dreaming about this guy making us exercise at 3 a.m.

@maggiebottoms6526

Жыл бұрын

@@somebodysleftkneecap well I’m 6 windows into my night & im still terrified

@Miriam-pq4vx

Жыл бұрын

im so glad you noticed that kid didint have a straight back when exercising.

When I was a child like ages 5-10 if I did something bad at my dad's house I was forced to exercise, hard. I now resent exercise. Thanks for that dad.

Jarvis you can’t escape him. 100000 push-ups

@_raboot_

Жыл бұрын

I feel like it’s been more than 90 days, you can change your name now.

@maggiebottoms6526

Жыл бұрын

@@_raboot_ go find a better use of your time dude

@_raboot_

Жыл бұрын

@@maggiebottoms6526 🐚

Re forgetting to breathe to get through the night, perhaps a shout out to people without sleep apnea. He just wants us to use our CPAPs!

As someone with anxiety, I do often worry I'm not making it past the night, even when I'm just going to sleep... Jeremiah made that fear go up exponentially, thank you, Jeremiah!

I didn't go to bed until just before 3am. While in the washroom I thought I saw someone walk behind me in the mirror. Then I heard what sounded like an old man with a real cackling laugh. Well in the end I didn't sleep until about 5am lol.

@hope52677

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry he's just there to make sure you do your 1000000+ push ups ☺️

@AmyMist

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact! There’s a real phenomenon where looking at a mirror in poor lighting can cause you to see strange things. Basically, your brain isn’t sure what you’re looking at, and tries to fill in the gaps.

@_raboot_

Жыл бұрын

I feel like it’s been more than 90 days, you can change your name now.

@hi_this_is_a

Жыл бұрын

@@AmyMist then what about the laugh 😟

@maximumlawman6477

Жыл бұрын

@@hi_this_is_a your brain interprets noise weirdly same with shadows out the corner of your eye

As someone who has sleep apnea and stops breathing during the night, the reminder to breathe is somewhat necessary.

This is really random man but I have audio processing disorder and usually I cant watch videos without captions and understand whats being said but your voice is really clear and easy to listen to and it's nice to hear normally I've watched like every single one of your videos because of it

“ I promise I am not working out at 3am” while wearing a hot pocket shirt. Peeeeeerfect. LOL

Lmao the idea of "wearing a bulletproof vest on the stairmaster" makes me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣

@Neon99

Жыл бұрын

He doesn’t want anyone taking him out so they can become the stairmaster

I have fibro and auto immune illnesses. So like, what's fighting me IS MYSELF

This guy’s facial expression haunts me. Not Jarvis’ face-that face blesses me.

Now that's what you'd call shock therapy

Wasn't expecting to hear Revenants voice in tiktoks about children doing push ups but Loba would be proud that Jarvis is calling him a demon

the first video he showed us felt like a really intense message to someone going through labor. youre gonna make it through the night just push through the pain and keep breathing

@katedole3269

Жыл бұрын

I mean I just gave birth last week and while it was in the afternoon, def same vibes

this is the exact way my dad use to physically abuse us as children. forcing a six year old to do 20 pushups or run a whole mile or any other thing like that. holding ur feet two inches off the ground, headstands, chair sits, etc. its wild to see someone else doing this kind of this so publicly and it feels good to watch him get called out on his nonsense, however im gonna skip this one bc itll probably hit too close to home 😅

@Anonymous-jw4mj

Жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry for you. I hope you're okay now and safe from your abusers.

@meowntown69

Жыл бұрын

Omg my parents too, I thought I was the only one! I was forced to hold a book on my arms one day until they physically gave out. It was a rough childhood

@trollsurvivor

Жыл бұрын

I can’t tell if you’re actually calling that physical abuse ironically or not😅

@misaefre

Жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-jw4mj thankfully he left to go do his own thing last year. i dont plan on ever seeing him again especially since this was only one of his many horrible things

@misaefre

Жыл бұрын

@@trollsurvivor you think putting a child under 10 years old (or any child at all) through military exercises ISNT abuse?? you need to think on yourself and reevaluate the things you do and say.

I mean, I only started jogging when a big dog chased me home, but motivation doesn't have to physically terrify you. Adults who abuse kids have all kinds of complicated excuses for hurting them.

i’m so glad i’m about to turn 18- this guy will never find me to steal my soul if i’m not a child 🎉

@katharineball585

9 ай бұрын

I'm late but happy birthday!

@carlybarker6180

9 ай бұрын

@@katharineball585 thank you! i’ll hold onto it for my 19th birthday in a few months!

@katharineball585

9 ай бұрын

@@carlybarker6180 np!

Can we all just appreciate the unintentional decision Jarvis made to wear a T shirt that says "Hot Pockets" while commentating on videos about fitness. Peak comedy

If you do 1 pushup every second without any breaks, it's 161719.939 years for anyone that was curious

When Jarvis stands at his desk with the wide angle, he looks his actual height. When he stands in the back of the room, he looks 5'7ish. When he stands in the back of the room and stretches his arm to the ceiling, he looks 5'7ish with a GIGANTIC arm lol

That first video I’m just imagining him coaching someone through labour. Could you imagine him as your labour and delivery doctor?😂

@YesIlikebananasSo

Жыл бұрын

The baby would literally go back in after hearing this guys voice and I wouldn’t even blame it

@ginervaweasley4ever

Жыл бұрын

"i need you to give me 3000 contractions right now"

@ajsteiny1980

3 ай бұрын

"I don't care that they're 10 minutes old, the baby WILL GIVE ME ONE BILLION PUSHUPS"

fun fact: the reason why 3 am is such a common time in horror content is because it is said to be the time where the supernatural world and real world are the closest (so demons have a easier time possessing, ghosts have an easier time interacting with the world, ect)

@izzy_bunnyrot10177

Жыл бұрын

baring that in mind, this account kinda takes another path of jerimia is possessed by a workout demon at three am and makes these vids and the real jerimia has no clue. /j

@Alansaurus

Жыл бұрын

Kinda cool fact, the witching hour is also thought to be at 12 am, because its the time between night and day. It rly depends on religious beliefs, as more pagans will view it was 12 am while more christians will view is as 3 am (just info dumping lol)

@ashknight6696

Жыл бұрын

it's the devil's hour

@Alansaurus

Жыл бұрын

@@ashknight6696 not in all beliefs! That is a strictly Christian way at looking at it :) theres a lot more history to it than that

@ashknight6696

Жыл бұрын

@@Alansaurusoh i know, i'm an atheist, i'm just from the southern us and think it's funny to call it that

This guy would be helpful during child birth “You’re going to push.” “You’re going to push.”

I have severe IBS, Huel legit saved my life, I've went from having a giant pool of food to choose from to having to have the same 4 things almost every fucking day, Huel for breakfast, ramen for lunch, Huel for dinner, then breadsticks and cream cheese before bed I do have snacks/treats but yeah, my gut just 1 day revolted on me and I'm now automatically a veggie for life and on 2 huels a day and have been for almost a year On the plus side I also lost 200lb's which the Huel definitely helped with That's a much longer story though that contains a lot of trauma and medical neglect soooo I won't just dump that here But I will say, some fat people are fat because of very bad medical care, so the fact doctors are then fat phobic and blame your weight for things makes it almost impossible to get any real fucking help, dropping the weight I've shoved it in every doctors face since as I'm petty as fuck.

@KayBee659

Жыл бұрын

Grrrr I’m sorry you have suffered at the hands of the professionals who were supposed to help you because of their biases about obesity, we all deserve compassionate healthcare!! I’m glad you found your way to health despite them, and I hope you will be able to find a medical professional who you can trust! ❤

@elusivemayfly7534

Жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry you’ve suffered with that! Abdominal pain is no joke. I hope you continue to find food and treatments that help!

@desklamp8591

Жыл бұрын

yeah but like being fat does cause problems 💀

@bruxism666

Жыл бұрын

@@desklamp8591 they never said it didn't

@pureicefire

Жыл бұрын

Hope you continue to feel better, friend. I wish you the best health.

where even is he in the first video??? is he outside? imagine looking out the window and Jerimiah's outside with his tripod under a streetlight

He gives me middle school gym teacher vibes if the teacher was physically fit and actually did the activities with the class

Yeah...as someone who was also forced to exercise as a child, these tiktoks make me uncomfortable. Not only did it fuck up my body image, but it also left me with an extremely complicated relationship with exercise (which I still struggle with to this day!).. So yeah, let's maybe not force 5 year olds to do pushups on command at 3am (or at any other time really)

@HenyaStudent

Жыл бұрын

I was never able to do crunches or pushups and they forced us to try every day and had pushups tests every WEEK Never did a single one and just thought i was "too fat" Only recently did I realize I just need to strengthen my core Just assuming i was too fat was extremely demoralizing

@DiamondM97

Жыл бұрын

@@HenyaStudent i was forced to do a lot of cardio as a kid (mostly running) bc my dad and my brother thought i was too fat so when I got older and started working out on my own, I literally only did cardio for years because I thought it was going to make me lose weight faster. Now that I've educated myself and I know better, I do majority strength training now and I only do cardio once a week. But I still have to fight that voice in my head that says I need to do more cardio (or longer cardio) otherwise I'm gonna get fat. It's super fucked up and it's fucked me up mentally 😪

@ymiph6802

Жыл бұрын

@@DiamondM97 Nah, forcing kids to workout is good

@HenyaStudent

Жыл бұрын

@@ymiph6802 Local idiot makes a bad take. More at 7.

@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW

Жыл бұрын

There is nothing wrong with making kids do work outs, it should not be to fat shame them though, but every kid regardless of size should have to work out

Maybe the nice fitness man is out to cure sleep apnea?

The first video is eerie, but, I saw it as more of an inspirational type video, like we've all had a night where we're up till 3 depressed af, and he's telling us all we gotta do is breath and push through it and all will be well, like if I randomly scrolled past that on yt shorts or something while I was going through it at 3 am, I'd feel more at ease

Jarvis, thank you for this. I've had a long day and watching your videos always helps me relax.

@ieajackson5518

Жыл бұрын

❤

@erxs

Жыл бұрын

no relaxing allowed. do 274927494 pushups immediately

I think it’s kind of fun how seemingly we’ve all had long/hard days, but it’s ok because Jarvis posted

@rosies4713

Жыл бұрын

literally I was coming here to comment that and saw about a hundred other comments saying the same thing we're all in this together ig

@iliketoeatbatteries8122

Жыл бұрын

@@rosies4713 just like the song says

"Maybe don't collect children's souls" -- Sebastian Michaelis is quaking

I love how Jarvis is just a regular guy (like you [maybe] and me!) during a time of this absurd hyper grind mentality.

I like the pause between the Johnson and GOLD in your intro. It tickles my ears nicely

"Don't go to the gym at 3am" "Scary Man makes kids do push-ups" "Scary Tik Tok Man Forces Children To Work Out (at 3am)" 3 name changes in 1 hour? Make up your mind you crazy MAN!! lol

@kaitlynkuz

Жыл бұрын

stop did he really change it that many times 😭😭

@animeman1000

Жыл бұрын

Indubitably he did. lol

"don't worry, you're going to make it through the night" why does this sound like a threat?

7:57 "he's the boogeyman for children" implying the regular boogeyman is for adults

Am I the only one that doesn’t know what to say so when ur early u don’t say anything only me?

@beene5808

Жыл бұрын

Yes, yes you are

@ieajackson5518

Жыл бұрын

Fish

@elusivemayfly7534

Жыл бұрын

I think that’s a good thing to say 😊

2:31 same vibe as "He gouged out his lungs. Lungs are vital for hamon users."

Funny enough, lately, I HAVE been waking up at 3am and forget to breathe.

Fun fact: “that little voice saying there’s still hope, is lying” is actually a voice line by Revenant from Apex legends!

Okay but why did this actually inspire me to work out more. Is this guy just so committed to fitness that his commitment is radiating off him and reaching me

That demon voice in the second TikTok is actually a voice line of Revenant from Apex Legends. Who canonically is a robot assassin/hitman. I’m not sure if the voice line was meant to be motivational or not but the context of the character saying the line makes it very sinister Edit: I didn’t expect him to use the sound more than once 😂

Okay but like what person who is old enough to be on tiktok wants to be able to “survive 3 am”. Who’s that scared bro?

@dottyContrarian

Жыл бұрын

five to twelve year olds are definitely on tiktok. i have many younger cousins. also when i was in fourth grade, some of my younger cousins and fellow students would do musical.lys that i was too shy to be in.

@door-chan

Жыл бұрын

I fear for my life and safety every day, specially at night, I'm afraid I won't wake up. I'm 17

@JasminMiettunen

Жыл бұрын

@@door-chan do you have a reason to? Maybe you should seek some help, either way. If there is an actual reason you could get hurt, you need help, and if you just feel that way due to anxiety or depression, you need help.

@door-chan

Жыл бұрын

@@JasminMiettunen Yeah I know, it's just anxiety and stuff. Though I do live in a not entirely safe neighborhood too

@JasminMiettunen

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@@door-chan if you are able to get it, there are solutions and help to anxiety. If you have access, talk to a mental health professional, or if you have a school counselor, or just someone you can talk to. Usually the anxiety stems from somewhere, you’re not born anxious. There’s also medication that can help, it doesn’t solve the cause of the problem, but it still helps.

i love spooky season, it's literally the best time of year:))

I feel like if you can do 2000+ curls then it's probably time you increase the weight by now (lol). Also, LOL it's funny, he's in the nightclub waiting to catch people at 3am thinking they are safe from him there.

I’m just trying to stumble to the kitchen to get a glass of water at 3am

That first tiktok makes me feel like I'm playing the tutorial for a first-person, choose your own adventure, horror game. I honestly kinda like it

I love seeing that the shirt in the ad break clearly was unfolded and put on just for the ad 😂

2:05 I think we got it all wrong guys. This is obviously an inspirational video for women giving birth at 3 am

ah yes, 3am every night when I get awakened by demonic forces that I have to fight against to survive

this guy is just my internal dialogue before I go into a manic episode and work out until either I pass out or something breaks

I feel like all this guy's "motivational" videos are to himself....the ones where he is staring. The intonation of them feel like self-aspirations someone does in the mirror.

Well! I was already thinking about working out, and this video has encouraged me to entirely disregard unsourced online advice and take things slow and leisurely, kudos!

This guy is like MC Ride from Death Grips got into fitness

@SirspenStudios

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I told myself I'd scroll through the comments until I found one mentioning MC Ride. That last clip especially seemed like a DG sample.

You know what's horrifying? I woke up at 3 am from a nightmare and clicked on the first comedy video I saw on KZread. And now I'm just more frightened by Jarvis' weird divination magic cause it is in fact 3am where I am. Oops.

@calowenby1654

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That is one hell of a coincidence.

I like to think that the child is coming out of the ER and this guy just shows up and is like fight the pain.

I had a difficult day and this video literally made me laugh so hard I cried 😂. It was beyond hysterical 🤣 It's bedtime here in Denmark, and now I'm wide awake... hopefully not until 3 am.. Thank you, Jarvis! 🙏💚

watching this while doing my 3AM morning push-up :) all the little veins in my head showed up to enjoy with me!!

that demon is actually a voice line from an apex character called Revenant. A robot body with a human conscience that was created specifically to kill whatever target he’s given. So a very fitting audio to put over ur children you are punishing multiple times as content lol

This man gives me the vibes of 'I have really bad mental health issues and instead of seeing a therapist and working through them, and/or getting some medication to help. I work out and it's NOT WORKING SO I YELL AT MY PHONE AND WORK OUT HARDER'

@joeltaylorthethird5443

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thanks not the point of his videos holy shit yall are clueless and dont work out at alllllll

Who else says GOLD!!! after he says “hello and welcome back to Jarvis Johnson gold” I’m just used to it because we’re all trying are best.

lookin handsome today jarvy

1:57 Is this dude talking about 3 a.m. on the labour ward?? Lmao

"Until the end of what? I have no plans today." is a level of comfy confidence I aspire for

premium indeed. premium in-deed.

Living for the very slow time lapse of decorating your new place.

This guy makes me want to put together a survival kit instead of exercise for some reason

Ngl the first TikTok actually hit really hard for me. I used to be very suicidal and 3am was definitely one of those times where I was questioning what I was doing in this earth. But I doubt that’s the reason why he made that. What makes it worse is that the song in the background was heavy in my playlist rotation at that time 😭

Well now that we know the boogey man, it makes sense why we were afraid. I’ll be honest I wasn’t expecting exercise and gold teeth, but it is bone chilling.

Kurtis and Jarvis posting the same day!?!?

6:34 I'm not gonna lie, that's a really unique and Halloween-appropriate hobby imo.

"I will make it through the night, I will push past the pain" are affirmations I tell myself as I sit on the toilet at 3AM cause I got IBS and ate the wrong thing

not gonna lie the 2001 curls one was legitimately hilarious and unsettling and I laughed so hard I hurt myself 💀

Fun fact of the day this is the second scariest Jerimiah I know

This feels like being a supply runner during a zombie apocalypse and my squad leader is giving us a pep talk before we head out

3:41 this. This is the exact moment my wifi dropped out and my phone froze. It’s over for me, I’ll see you at the gym

Fun fact: Jarvis can touch the ceiling because the whole house is also small

im convinced that this man is actually a bat

Fun fact about that "demon voice" that's actually a video game character named Revenant from the Battle Royale game: Apex Legends. And that line was his intro quip. ^^

3:56, that demon you’re hearing is a character called revenant from apex. he kinda just has that black air force mentality 😂