The fact that there's a rabbit hole of tik tok sibling couples that exists is a reminder that the world did indeed end in 2012 and we've all been living in a perpetual hell since.

@isthisyoutube

3 жыл бұрын

That makes sense

@coitag

3 жыл бұрын

2020 feels like an alien's fanfiction

@yeva3408

3 жыл бұрын

woah

@exodusthethirteenth

3 жыл бұрын

@@coitag I'm sure it is.... it is basically the worst thing imaginable multiplied by cancer...

@tcd1289

3 жыл бұрын

@@era157 how

The camera quality on this video is so pristine that you can see the sorrow and anguish in Jarvis' eyes increase ever so slightly after he watches one of these videos.

@ansuelix

3 жыл бұрын

Are you a premium viewer or something? Because you’re absolutely right

@Jovasjingels

2 жыл бұрын

That’s cause of the premium quality camera

@BlakeOfTheJones

2 жыл бұрын

What camera is it?

@cooldogwithsunglasses1

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlakeOfTheJones the premium kind

@CarbonatedCondensation

Жыл бұрын

You don’t need a premium camera to see that

If Jarvis has a nickel for every time he reacted to sibling couples he’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

@ErinLastNameRedacted

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not a lot, but it’s way more than it should be!

@Mim-tz5kt

3 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference..... have a cookie.

@Trees...

3 жыл бұрын

Pfft, I get it.

@maoc818

3 жыл бұрын

Doof

@saribot7012

3 жыл бұрын

🍩👈 Do you want donut?

“Brother sister tiktok couple” is the most cursed sentence ever

@OnSpray

3 жыл бұрын

every word of it is bad or makes a previous word worse

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

i feel like i've been cursed just reading that

@alexkhaid

3 жыл бұрын

Add cannibal

@user-uq3cg4sz8c

3 жыл бұрын

Just what I needed. A daily dose of incest. Not.

@Choppy_Z

3 жыл бұрын

Alabama

I get such a self esteem boost by hearing Jarvis say "If you're watching this you're premium"

@noeakcrow4217

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, Jarvis doesn't lie.

@EarlyOwOwl

3 жыл бұрын

@@noeakcrow4217 •////////• You're right we're both premium

@noeakcrow4217

3 жыл бұрын

@@EarlyOwOwl Being complimented by others is pretty great, so thank you, fellow premium peep.

@giyuutomioka5662

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@sudocatsda1guy390

3 жыл бұрын

It's how you know you're premium

I hate that I’m at a point in my internet life where the sentence “the on going trend of brother sister tiktok couples “ doesn’t even phase me anymore

@safesoundequine8511

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@biohaxxerd6154

3 жыл бұрын

What is a brother sister couple? Is it what I think it is??

@verysmellyzelly

3 жыл бұрын

AJSNSNKSSM ME TOO

@cooldrawz4512

3 жыл бұрын

@@biohaxxerd6154 yes, it is

@Tsukiru

3 жыл бұрын

I think we'll all lose it when Jarvis doesn't have a sentence like that and it feels like a hard to reach standard

every time he said “premium” the auto captions said “freemium” and that’s what imma call it now, thank you

@charliedixon1379

3 жыл бұрын

I mean- it's not wrong. It is premium, and it it's free! Yo that should be his slogan for this channel haha

@kirah197

3 жыл бұрын

@@charliedixon1379 honestly lmao

@aformofmatter8913

2 жыл бұрын

Freemium traditionally refers to something like the business model of shitty mobile games, where it's technically free, but practically speaking you must spend money on microtransactions to actually use it

@mothboy420

2 жыл бұрын

@@aformofmatter8913 yes thank you

@win_ini

2 жыл бұрын

@@aformofmatter8913 oh so bonzi buddy

This camera quality: *chef's kiss* The camera subject: *chefs Kiss kiss*

@zankumo

3 жыл бұрын

Chef's KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

@yeahyeah9471

3 жыл бұрын

Elite Commenters.

@gabriels.1121

3 жыл бұрын

chef siblings kiss

@quack6301

3 жыл бұрын

_chef's kith kith_

@d00rman71

3 жыл бұрын

😙🤌

i wish he would call us golden babies more often :(

@jbutler5600

3 жыл бұрын

We are golden babies 😭

@coitag

3 жыл бұрын

We are the real golden babes

@GunkedUpGoober

3 жыл бұрын

I am calling it the golden babies means something horrific

@beepbeepcasucha

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you he noticed, maybe he'll say it more

@celeste.cutz2020

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds fancy.

“if they’re yelling it’s probably for kids” this makes me happy to know that my parents must like making kid friendly content in the next room, so sweet

@vanadium8865

3 жыл бұрын

Are you alright?

@eldritchabomination9726

3 жыл бұрын

You good?

@ohoh8454

3 жыл бұрын

My mom and my brother! And my mom and my dad! Thats so nice to know :)

@mlpdisneylover

3 жыл бұрын

😳😳😳

@mels_4ever

3 жыл бұрын

I mean they are making kids ...

"She farted so hard she broke her neck" Jarvis johnson

@Kelly-pr8lz

3 жыл бұрын

I died

@leiwoomynati1372

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kelly-pr8lz from a fart?

@Kelly-pr8lz

3 жыл бұрын

@@leiwoomynati1372 nice one

@annn5700

2 жыл бұрын

😭🤣

@FC12.

2 жыл бұрын

Relatable

"Once the sibling tiktok couple is done pooping on themselves" - an actual sentence a human being had to say

The dislike is a person who can’t afford Javis Johnson!GOLD

@Eggx3

3 жыл бұрын

But don’t worry fellow homeless because Jarvis Johnson!GOLD is FREE

@Pr0fessorB1ble

3 жыл бұрын

Not financially, but mentally. You have to be mentally wealthy.

@niger216

3 жыл бұрын

@2d fighter fan r/get tf out redittor

@Eggx3

3 жыл бұрын

@2d fighter fan yes I also made a joke so no u

@ilonachan

3 жыл бұрын

It is free.... It is free

You’ve asked for complements. Here are 20 complements. 1. You have nice eyes 2. Your voice is nice 3. Your camera quality is beautiful 4. I love your hair 5. You have a nice beard 6. Your eyebrows are a nice shape 7. You have nice teeth. They are very clean 8. Your room is very nice (even if it’s blurry) 9. Your videos are gold 10. Your microphone quality is nice 11. I like this video 12. You are gold 13. You make good points in your videos 14. You seem like a nice guy 15. I can agree with almost anything you say 16. You have a nice forehead 17. You have a cool hair color 18. I like your jawline 19. You have a good face shape 20. You’re a good role model There are your complements.

@felicianomiko

3 жыл бұрын

Lizzy Daniels I must add, editing Jarvis looking like a snack.

@pernille0000

3 жыл бұрын

Jarvis’ skin is perfect also

@pleasedonttalktomeokayshoo6773

3 жыл бұрын

Lizzy Daniels compliments*

@sunnyandthechlo

3 жыл бұрын

Aw. More people need to be this sweet.

@Miipmiip

3 жыл бұрын

I thought you were giving them to me :p

If I wasn’t so lazy I would write a short story about him saying “thank you for inviting me to your home” Like just imagine clicking on a video and the first thing you hear is “thank you for inviting me to your home” and out of nowhere you hear your front door opening.

@thatveganchef112

3 жыл бұрын

And then he shows your house on camera

@seafoamspirit3484

3 жыл бұрын

vampire loophole

@thesleepydot

2 жыл бұрын

that sounds so creepy…yo thats good

@ona512

2 жыл бұрын

youtube creepypasta ooh. we need a good successor to _username: 666_ and that might be it

-jarvis: *reveals silver playbutton* Now thats gold. So... do you wanna tell him or should i...

@olivehatesolives

3 жыл бұрын

I'll do it

@tahraethestoryteller6079

3 жыл бұрын

@@olivehatesolives no don’t. He’s too happy

@italianhoundxalitoliw

3 жыл бұрын

shhhh

@ethanklemish7298

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you dare

@olivebrosnan4437

9 ай бұрын

@@olivehatesolivesbro me and you are the same I hate olives too

Jarvis the fact you wouldn’t care at all if your gf was sick and pooped on the floor and would just care about her pain is what in fact makes you...gold.

@ErinLastNameRedacted

3 жыл бұрын

We stan.

@skatediary

3 жыл бұрын

Or would it make him....premium

@talloncusack

3 жыл бұрын

Disclaimer: this contains TMI I turned to my partner at that point of the video and thanked him for being the same way as Jarvis, and not like "oh EW ur digestive crisis is even GROSSER bc ur a GIRL" like most dudes. I've helped him through the nasty parts of a lot of tough illnesses of his over the years. And he "repayed" that without complaint a few years back...when I literally repainted the bathroom with projectile shit and vomit- the one tiny bathroom of our SHARED HOUSE of SIX roommates. Basically he immediately got to work cleaning both...well, MY BODY and the whole bathroom, before anyone saw what I'd done. While I laid in bed writhing in the pain of the worst food-borne illness of my life, he made sure I didn't die of embarassment (nor the food poisoning itself).

@ErinLastNameRedacted

3 жыл бұрын

@@talloncusackThat is disgustingly beautiful. Congratulations. You’ve got a good one. Edit: Also, congratulations to him. He’s got a good one, too.

@angelicscrewup

3 жыл бұрын

@@talloncusack well hes a keeper now isnt he lol

“Now that’s gold,” he says while holding up a silver plaque 😂

@thatoneguy7470

3 жыл бұрын

That moment was golden.

@satchelsan6940

3 жыл бұрын

*sigh* Are KZread comments really just pasting jokes from the video

@nickicrump9256

3 жыл бұрын

@@satchelsan6940 sorry I wanted to make a funny observation in a comment section I THOUGHT would have some nice people in it to laugh along with me. Happy Thanksgiving jerk.

@Lilfishtf4e

3 жыл бұрын

No Jarvis that is silver

@destrious8133

3 жыл бұрын

Not yall being pressed about a joke

I'm glad you asked Jarvis at 7:31. That note was G7 which is Mariah Carey's highest whistle note.

@KweenofRats

Жыл бұрын

I'm like you referred to Jarvis at that specific time frame as a separate Jarvis 😂. Specifically the Jarvis at 7:31 but no other Jarvis

why am i literally starting to cry over him calling my home beautiful and saying im premium girl help

@strawberrysodas3433

3 жыл бұрын

Love your icon omg

@BentleyS6336

3 жыл бұрын

You need some compliments bro got that affection starvation Love ur nose btw very strong, fits your face

@thesleepydot

2 жыл бұрын

*virtual hug* cause you seem like you need it. take care ✌🏼💕

Jarvis I’m BEGGING you please talk about Drake Bell changing his name to Drake Campana, moving to Mexico, and tweeting exclusively in Spanish to rebrand. I don’t know what to believe anymore 😭😭😔

@thatoneguy9582

3 жыл бұрын

_Excuse me_

@MEua-do6ft

3 жыл бұрын

HUH?

@sunnymarklee

3 жыл бұрын

I'm losing my fucking mind Jarvis PLEASE

@surraiyakhan5410

3 жыл бұрын

He... he did what now 👁️👄👁️

@LuckyWhat

3 жыл бұрын

i'm sorry, *what*

“What’s their Nutella budget” LMAO exactly what I’m thinking.

@coitag

3 жыл бұрын

It do be like that

@maem7462

3 жыл бұрын

They might be sponsored by Nutella

@asbestoseater979

3 жыл бұрын

That’s one of the premium features, he can read your mind. And more: on Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

When he said the card was from Ezekiel I imagined the biblical Ezekiel sanding him a Halloween card

@RatchelRach

3 жыл бұрын

I've been watching TDI so I imagined the creepy zombie dude

@caitlynkaufholz4015

3 жыл бұрын

@@RatchelRach so did I! Was actually just thinking about it today. Great minds think alike.

@oneone0three755

3 жыл бұрын

i thought of the chicago thing lol _i met ezekial young blah blah_

@illegitimatecrepe1990

3 жыл бұрын

Wow I only now realized that I wrote sanding instead of sending🤦

@stpbasss3773

2 жыл бұрын

He sanded a piece of wood into a Halloween card.

theres this thing in my culture where we call our cousins "cousin brother" or "cousin sister". so when my friend was talking about queen elizabeth and prince philip being related he referred to them being "cousin girlfriend" and "cousin boyfriend" to each other and its the funniest thing to me for some reason

@Pondwatertheaxolotl

Жыл бұрын

Cousin dead and cousin dead

@myspleenisbursting4825

2 ай бұрын

Where are you from?

the camera quality looks legitimately amazing, no joke it’s better than a lot of the quality i’ve seen from other creators

@JamesSmith-to3kl

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@lialovebot5011

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

@ok-bg4vv

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@herobrine3026

3 жыл бұрын

[everyone liked that]

@fungusable

3 жыл бұрын

Trueeeeee

“also theyre siblings” ok lead with that next time

@LieseFury

3 жыл бұрын

it's the title of the video

@lexirosereese6951

3 жыл бұрын

@@LieseFury ... it isnt

@thewitchofwhims

3 жыл бұрын

It's in the thumbnail tho

@peachylady

3 жыл бұрын

He did though... @ 0:53

@tswizzy5526

3 жыл бұрын

@le

_"Surprise your mom with a hug"_ is the most wholesome thing ever said. Jarvis, keep fighting the doom with your sunny sunshine smile. We depend on you for our collective happiness. Just remember that! ❤️

"don't prank your mom...hug her!" aw thats wholeso- "and thats why i'm running for president"👁️👄👁️

"we got our plaque" **dentists have entered the chat**

@CalebTRBLX

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@reiayanamiisbestgirl2441

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t run away you’re making things worse I should know cuz I’m the surgeon he-here! Don’t be afraid or I’ll throw the treatment in reverse, everything you need is prescribed by me! I tried to help you, you chose to refuse. If you want to that way I’m gonna operate forever and a day you never had a say

@reiayanamiisbestgirl2441

3 жыл бұрын

So who’s summoning Muzan?

@unpleasedwitch2235

3 жыл бұрын

420th like!!

@thirstyforlaundrydetergent9664

2 жыл бұрын

I know it's been a year since you commented this. But I feel the need to remind you that this was very funny and you should feel proud.

The thing is...that fake poop was actually on the toilet. So gross.

@happyloquat5127

3 жыл бұрын

And probably the same one that went to her mouth. Gross.

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

actually, toilet seats are cleaner than most things because they get cleaned more frequently than other things so I guess it depends on whether or not the toilet seat has been cleaned recently

@multijxde1855

3 жыл бұрын

@@omnical6135 not really? Some people don’t clean their toilet seats bc they know it’s just gonna get sat on anyways

@multijxde1855

3 жыл бұрын

@@omnical6135 I just read the end of your comment 💀 my bad

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

@@multijxde1855 it's all cool

"If it's yelling, it's probably for kids." That explains my parents.

My theatre teacher always told me that the "Screaming in kids shows/content" thing was popularized by Fairly Odd Parents. I have no science to back this up, I just never forgot that 🤷‍♂️

@yourex-wife4259

2 жыл бұрын

wait what?

@GumSkyloard

2 жыл бұрын

Home Alone is all i'll say.

@BinglesP

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly that’s pretty convincing

i didn’t let you in my house what are you doing here

@nogodnogloryjustworm

3 жыл бұрын

just judging your choice of chips

@cordeliajackson8615

3 жыл бұрын

I’m singing Don’t Rain on My Parade in your bathroom.

@jordanranstead3016

3 жыл бұрын

I let him in

@b0tfly

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing just sitting in your fridge

@nick9115

3 жыл бұрын

it comes with the premium subscription

"Thank you for inviting me to your beautiful home." No problem Jarvis, always happy to see you.

@theelectricant98

3 жыл бұрын

HOWD HE KNOW UR HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL

@aprilkinlocke4162

3 жыл бұрын

That's too wholesome man stop

"You are premium don't lift a finger" I died😂😂😂

How to make a tiktok like these people 1- scream in pain 2-the other person in the relationship comes in 3-put Nutella on their face 4-squeal

Jarvis: kids stuff yells My brain: MY NAME IS MORGZ AND IM IN A COFFIN

@TheSimplyCooking

3 жыл бұрын

Why did I read that automatically in Morgz voice 😫

@FauxFoxPaw

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSimplyCooking Same, I hate it 😒

@smallballs4295

3 жыл бұрын

He has infiltrated our brains

@doodledevore4374

3 жыл бұрын

*MORGAN, WHY ARE YOU IN A COFFIN, MORGAN!?*

@queerbotanicalqueen

3 жыл бұрын

@@smallballs4295 yes!

Here's your validation, Jarvis. The camera quality, is indeed, immaculate, much like your premium channel

@doinyomom228

3 жыл бұрын

Change your profile picture

@hannahbrown5465

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t change your profile picture

@doinyomom228

3 жыл бұрын

Please do

@mikehawkslong3666

Жыл бұрын

@@doinyomom228 please don’t

i wonder when we'll have Jarvis Johnson! GIRLY

@enhamyloves

3 жыл бұрын

Oh and of course, Jarvis Johnson! MEN-

“Whenever sibling couple 2 gets bored of pooping on each other, they prank their mom.” 💀

POV: you're bored on thanksgiving and very thankful that Jarvis posted.

@PuppeteerGaming

3 жыл бұрын

I don't own a bored, sorry. /s

@rosalind2017

3 жыл бұрын

Dealing with family and this is a nice break from that stress

@lcsaiyan

3 жыл бұрын

I don't celebrate thanksgiving ...but yeah...I was bored

@serendipityyoonmin7039

3 жыл бұрын

I haven't eaten yet. My mom is making us wait until her boyfriend gets back from wherever he is and only then can we consume.

@RamenSean

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Thank you for posting, I'm trying to avoid my transphobic and homophobic relatives. Edit: We're good, they're gone, I'm now sitting in the wonderful darkness simping for more of Troye Sivan's thirst traps.

@aleahlittle5514

3 жыл бұрын

Stay strong. I'm bi too 😃

@ellaforlin8160

3 жыл бұрын

Oof hopefully they will leave soon, and you can be alone. Stay strong 🏳️‍🌈 ❤️

@jinxkitty3122

3 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain,, Hopefully everything went well ❤ . Or at least not the worst thing that's happened thus far-

@1dr_wall769

3 жыл бұрын

Stay strong!! It gets better, trust me ❤️ Source: am also bi and trans :) Edit: also bc I never know who needs it, feel free to reach out and message me if you need some sense of supportive company during the holidays with your fam, I know this time of the year can be rough for us

@jocchis

3 жыл бұрын

as a bi trans person, im sending my love 🥺🥺

0:19 “if you haven’t noticed my camera quality is immaculate” Me chilling on 420p: wow so *crispy*

From what I know, children often get loud when they are having fun so children's youtubers and influencers could be consistently yelling/being loud in order to simulate having fun and making the content appear more enjoyable to a younger audience. (reference point - 6:40)

I want someone to talk about me the way Jarvis talks about his new camera.

@juberthubberly7776

3 жыл бұрын

Dw, your person is just waiting to be shipped💗

@samthegarbageman2876

3 жыл бұрын

If your high quality ship yourself to your crush and they will be so happy and definitely not freaked out it worked for me😌✌️

@vokatone8320

3 жыл бұрын

Hey everyone!!!!! Have you heard about Action Jackson!!!!! He/her/them is such high quality!!!! Honestly, it's just great. C:

@actionjackson3522

3 жыл бұрын

@@vokatone8320 😍😍😍

As someone named Alexis hearing Jarvis scold me about why we both have so much trouble in the bathroom was definitely one of the weirdest experiences I’ve had in a while

@alexiswagner5388

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a fellow alexis and I feel ashamed to share a name with this girl

@wowlsdraws4137

3 жыл бұрын

love the pfp! tlou2 for life

@stupidhappyloser6270

3 жыл бұрын

@@wowlsdraws4137 Joel in the Jurassic Park hat always makes me smile

@alexiswagner5388

3 жыл бұрын

@abeechu I love ur pfp

Ight lads we need to get him to a mil so he can get a golden Jarvis Johnson gold golden plack

[to the tune of teenage mutant ninja turtles] Brother Sister Tik-Tok Couples

@galaxychill9578

19 күн бұрын

nooooooo

@PaulFisher

17 күн бұрын

@@galaxychill9578 🎶 kinda looks like incest

"Vaguely European" is how im gonna start describing myself from now on

I feel like Elsa, Spider-Man kids stuff mutated and moved to tiktok. Actually pretty depressing, as this is the kind of stuff I wouldn't want any children watching.

@lucadavis7042

3 жыл бұрын

Ya this is just sad, kids used to get all exited about the Pixar or Disney movie at the time but now they just scroll through tik tok with dead eyes. And whatever is the most ridiculous bullshit gets their attention

@chebic5095

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucadavis7042 I think that’s the funniest part about boomers mentality on technology. There’s actual stuff to complain about like how children’s entertainment has slowly become a mindless slop that treats kid like moths to a flame but instead of a flame it’s loud noises and bright colors. Of course most boomers like to complain about how video games are corrupting the youth as they by their child another M rated game

@NorthernGreenEyes

3 жыл бұрын

@@chebic5095 Right. I'm a mom and I've definitely noticed this look when my kid is on youtube kids.I've banned Tiktok from him & don't even like youtube kids anymore tbh. This sh*t is so toxic to anyone much less children and teens and mind numbingly stupid!

@khaliaward1771

3 жыл бұрын

@@NorthernGreenEyes children like watching childish stupid stuff... if you’re really expecting your kids to have a sophisticated pallet for entertainment then that is probably your first mistake. I understand not letting them watch certain creators as they promote violence and sex but blocking them from entire platforms that are often pretty tame such as TikTok is a bit extreme to me. Anyways, don’t mind me. I’m just a random woman on the Internet. Take my advice with a grain of salt🤷🏾‍♀️

@rachelhallie7483

3 жыл бұрын

@@khaliaward1771 I don't know, I think there's a good reason to divert children from entertainment that is just flashing colors, poop jokes, weird sexual undertones, and screams to keep their attention. For most shitty modern trends for children, I can think of an equally toxic previous iteration from the past. But for this kind of content I genuinely can't. Even the Fred videos my friends liked back in the day had more depth than this. Kids aren't sophisticated, but there's no reason to treat them like mindless drones. Not to mention TikTok is notoriously bad at filtering inappropriate content and enacting proper safeguards for children.

I figured it out the reason they can make such high pitched squeals is because theyre inbred and the reason the mom is okay with them having a romantic relationship is because their dad is her brother. IT ALL MAKES SINCE NOW

Yes, your camera is so good that I can see every fiber of your shirt

being told I’m premium by Jarvis is all I need today 😌😌

@mikaroni_and_cheez

3 жыл бұрын

The best thing to have on a holiday

@kampyo

3 жыл бұрын

yes! and also I love your channel!!

@tonitalks

3 жыл бұрын

@@kampyo wait omg my channel?😭

@kampyo

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonitalks yes!!! you're awesome :D

@tonitalks

3 жыл бұрын

@@kampyo ahhh thank you so much!😭🥺

slowly lowers myself into a box addressed to jarvis’ p.o box

@aLySsA-mc9nw

3 жыл бұрын

I love your pfp 👁👄👁

@sebastiang6397

3 жыл бұрын

Flat Stanley? Is that you?

@zeinaw9226

3 жыл бұрын

your pfp is *chefs kiss*

yo when you paused it and were like 'she's in front of a mirror' I died laughing dude.

Jarvis is such an amazing guy. It stuns me the amount of empathy he has for even hypothetical or fictional situations . Like the fact he sees a childish and distasteful poop prank and immediately , very seriously , says that if it were his partner and the poop were real his concern would still be on their pain . Just . This is something consistent I have noticed in his videos I admire .

Jarvis: *Holds up a silver plaque* “Now that’s gold.”

It's free AND its premium ! It's ✨*Freemium*✨

@Saykeh

3 жыл бұрын

oh no microtransaction is coming soon?

2:04 holy crap that was a smooth AF auto focus/defocus

ngl I like being a part of the premium gang in anything for once

2020 feels like an alien's fanfiction

@lvbboi9

3 жыл бұрын

That's the most accurate depiction of this year I've ever read

@solocomics1820

3 жыл бұрын

Well, you are not lying.

@lvbboi9

3 жыл бұрын

@@marrow1243 Oh no

"As you might notice, my camera quality is pristine" Jarvis the internet I can afford is 144p why would you

@Trees...

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@salmay.2186

3 жыл бұрын

Are you guys ok?

@JoeMama-hq7xw

3 жыл бұрын

Haha poor

@Kevin_Theadore1

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoeMama-hq7xw shut up I screwed joe

@confused_shark2537

Жыл бұрын

@@Kevin_Theadore1 who?

"Have you ever smelt poop before?"

I feel so better about my room and my apartment when you said “beautiful home”

My mom wouldn't let me watch american children shows as a kid because there was so much screaming

@Wired_User

3 жыл бұрын

What did she think Dora the Explorer was? Pretty sure that’s an American show, and she doesn’t scream. Same with Sesame Street. Literally every other show, yeah, they scream a lot for some dumb reason XD

@sonjaolofsson2682

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wired_User Well, we didn't have those channels. We had dubbed nichelodion

@Wired_User

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonjaolofsson2682 Dora is on Nickalodeon, though...

@sonjaolofsson2682

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wired_User Oh, I guess I just watched when other random things were on then? Never saw it anyway haha

@asmrtpop2676

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonjaolofsson2682 it was on nick jr which not every place might have had. it was like an early morning part of the nick channel.

you would think sibling TikTok would be all wholesome and stuff but no, it’s poop and kissing 😳

@Cherxxorb

3 жыл бұрын

I deadass thought you said “you would think sibling couples would be all wholesome and stuff” I-

@tonitalks

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cherxxorb 😭😭😭

@kolisenye

3 жыл бұрын

Yourlocalfemboyhooters me too 😂

@racheldixon5528

3 жыл бұрын

Is it bad I’m not surprised

Whenever that voice comes on in the background and says "Goooold~" it just kills me 😂

I regret clicking on this video. I'll never be able to look at Nutella the same again.

Jarvis: "thanks for inviting me into your beautiful home" *Me who just sat down after painting walls and putting up wallpaper*: "yess. Beautiful. Yess."

@maggiedixon3788

3 жыл бұрын

Good job

Something about editing Jarvis, just makes me smile. It's like seeing... raw Jarvis.. saying that, makes it sound like I'm a cannibal.

@noeakcrow4217

3 жыл бұрын

What if we make raw Jarvis cooked Jarvis to make him hotter and more delicious?

@trumanratliff1166

3 жыл бұрын

mmmmm... raw jarvis...

@axinitewolf

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t you love it when mom buys you raw Jarvis for dinner?

@benjaminandrews956

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind rawdoggin jarvis

@cosqueen3756

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT IS THIS COMMENT SECTION

When the toilet paper roll landed perfectly in her mouth, I exhaled the loudest sigh. I'm sure tik tok is a lovely place but it makes me skin crawl that there are creators catering to incest, and now scat, porn viewers.

I can’t believe that 70% of the fanbase has not found this premium content

I am TOP scientist from the JIIAS (Also known as, the Jarvis Institute of Incredibly Accurate Science). I am just here to scientifically confirm that you ARE premium as f.

@alessandraserpes

3 жыл бұрын

That's so sweettttttt

Jarvis: "Thanks for letting me into your beautiful home" Me in my run-down, budget student apartment with no windows: :)

@NorthernGreenEyes

3 жыл бұрын

I felt that but instead of student apartment it's my own run down budget *adulting* apt in the hood. What happened to my life...

where's my man Ezekiel so I can congratulate him for getting featured?

Video quality as clear as D’Angelo’s skin

Imagine deciding, as an adult, that this is how you wanna make money for the rest of your life

@reallybored155

3 жыл бұрын

THIS TOOK ME TF OUT 😭😭😭

Don't you just hate it when poop casually lands in your mouth after a lil toss? Why is it that can happen but when I toss popcorn in my own mouth it ends up in a different part of the room?

@ajaxtelamonian5134

3 жыл бұрын

Epic.

Not going to lie. I'd be the mom in a robbery. Silent and still, they can't see me that way

12:47 "Whenever sibling couple 2 gets bored of pooping on each other... they prank their mom" --- words I never imagined would be strung together in a sentence and still be true. That's it. The human race should end now.

I was confused as to why the content was so good, but then I realized I was watching ✨gold✨

I imagine his P.O. Box and mailbox are gold. Actually, I imagine everything besides what the camera sees is gold.

The camera looks very premium just like the viewers of Jarvis Johnson gold

AMAZING CAMERA, HOLY JESUS ITS SO GOOD I HAD TO CHANGE MY SHEETS

Zeffo doesn't appreciate his picture being on the floor.

Jarvis: "it looks like the car got sawed in half" Phil swift: (flex tape intensifies)

@_4tr4mp0line

3 жыл бұрын

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!

@peppermintpattycam5546

3 жыл бұрын

AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE!

I love how he bleeped the first time he said the f word and then just gave up on it.

While I applaud Jarvis’ new camera game, I’m a sucker for background Easter eggs 😂

"Crawls into frame, in writhing pain." Some GOLD poetry there Jarvis.

I didn’t think the stepsister joke was going to blow up in this way.

@beepbeepcasucha

3 жыл бұрын

This is what I thought. The fetish porn watchers have led them to believe that we're all into this

@luciendelaney8975

3 жыл бұрын

And we’re not all in to this? Nah jk ur right... unless

@GoncaloDCa

3 жыл бұрын

@@beepbeepcasucha I mean ... I didn't want to watch it ... but ... you know ... that's not my fault ... I swear ... there's practically only that and I'm trying to not read the title ... Am I a fetishit tiktoker ?

@whale_inc9646

3 жыл бұрын

@@GoncaloDCa "..." is one of the only things in your vocabulary

@GoncaloDCa

3 жыл бұрын

@@whale_inc9646 yes

The TroomTroom😂💀 you’re right! Over dramatic, bad acting👏 just throw in some narration and it’s a match Also the camera quality is ✨beautiful ✨

I was at such lost for words i had to use sign language to convey how bewildered I am

12/10 camera quality today. I’m so glad to be a premium viewer and get this *premium content*

17:34 thats the comedy gold im looking out for

When he said “thank you for inviting me into your lovely home” I was in my car 😂

Our mighty overlord Zeffo in the background repeating ‘think happy, stay happy’ to himself.

"Don't betray your mom" Can't betray your mom if you don't have one 😎

@RyanTosh

3 жыл бұрын

I, too, was born without a mom

@Dana-up2vp

3 жыл бұрын

Are you ok man?

@alikhamis3367

3 жыл бұрын

What are you...BATMAN?

@GooseAdvocate

3 жыл бұрын

I'm your mom now

@MediumDingus

3 жыл бұрын

Oh dude I hope you are doing well.

Jarvis ruined my eyes with that last clip, thankfully i'm not alone...

“vaguely european” is the best discription of white people ive ever hear

I love your channel, but I actually think my mom loves your channel more than me lmfaoo