my screen recordings accidentally exported in lower quality than intended. woopsie! hope it doesn't take away too much from the video

@itisi9637

Жыл бұрын

hi jarvis

@fallenmydude2711

Жыл бұрын

hi Jarvis

@youdonotcare

Жыл бұрын

Of course it does (this is a joke I promise)

@jzformulaone

Жыл бұрын

Hi Jarvis

@Kn0w3zz

Жыл бұрын

Hi jarvis

As an Italian, I really hope the Italian mobster stereotype never goes away. They just never get old.

@thesun5275

Жыл бұрын

As long as thet keep the drip

@confused_rizz.

Жыл бұрын

I'm italian too, but do you think this guy is really italian? Because to me he sounds just like a random american guy acting italian💀💀💀

@dancinganimals.

Жыл бұрын

@@confused_rizz. he's a new Yorker

@nuclearseahorse

Жыл бұрын

@@confused_rizz. new York Italians are a different breed

@gj5748

Жыл бұрын

Same, on the being Italian AND hoping the stereotype never goes away.

one of my favorite things is when jarvis pauses and clearly thinks of a funny scenario but then first bursts out laughing at himself before he actually says it

@MyHandleIs

Жыл бұрын

Me too! It lets me know this is a safe space and and he's joking so it's okay to join in on the fun and laugh along.

@spookydexx

Жыл бұрын

fr hes one of the most wholesome people on earth i love watching him laugh at his own jokes it just makes me laugh idk

@MyHandleIs

Жыл бұрын

I was being sarcastic and yins are liking my pitiful comment wtf?

@spookydexx

Жыл бұрын

@@MyHandleIs tbh it was worded kinda silly but i figured u meant well do you usually just say nice stuff on peoples videos as a joke cos ion get it

@MyHandleIs

Жыл бұрын

@@spookydexx I just wanted to see if ppl that watch this channel actually thought that way

Bro Joe looks like the guy that would give the main character an insane pep talk at some random barber shop and give them the motivation they need to step up their game and win out the brutal war up the corporate ladder between them and their coworker, finally getting the raise they’ve always wanted, and in doing so stopping their wife from leaving them and simultaneously reinstating their sons pride in them, turning their whole life around. Then Big Joe would return in the sequel and become the main character’s new baby girls godfather, before tragically dying after the mc’s business turns sour and their secretary (who’s secretly working for a rival company) shoots at them and Big Joe jumps in just in time, giving the mc one last pep talk before breathing his final breath.

@eeemak9128

Жыл бұрын

I’d pay to see those movies💰

@Kissing_girls

Жыл бұрын

Seriously underrated comment

@nadadwella7093

Жыл бұрын

Don’t be shy… tell us more

@HashiNuke

Жыл бұрын

joe mama

@mrmeowingtonw

Жыл бұрын

crying

Honestly, i love this. My worst fear is that the stereotypical Italian New Yorker will go extinct. The day the mobster architype disappears is the day that humanity has officially gone too far.

@TurtleMan2023

2 ай бұрын

Fr

Joe is like an AI tried to write a "Modern Italian Mobster who is also a tik toker"

@fynnywynny

Жыл бұрын

i read that as modern italian lobster and i was so confused

@--Ch3rry-B1oss0m--

Жыл бұрын

​@@fynnywynny wdym? im a modern italian lobster...

@peskypigeonx

Жыл бұрын

@@--Ch3rry-B1oss0m-- But would you taste good with butter though

@me1ody69

Жыл бұрын

im ur 666:th like

@contentthemaker

Жыл бұрын

Disagree

Finally Jarvis has admitted that he himself is indeed golden we’ve done it folks

@konan2206

Жыл бұрын

Is this what accomplishment feels like?

@sylmaerie

Жыл бұрын

i take partial credit for this 😌 (joke. mostly)

@RandomPersonThatDoesArt

Жыл бұрын

this day will be in the history books

@BlueBanana.

Жыл бұрын

@@RandomPersonThatDoesArt *on the 8th of December 2022, a man named Jarvis, a golden you tuber discovered that he WAS the gold*

This man is “source: trust me” in human form

@georgia6947

Жыл бұрын

source: it was revealed to me through a dream

@James-Salty-Sunderland

Жыл бұрын

Source? My source is I made it the f*** up

@imsotiredofthiscrap2341

Жыл бұрын

source? pluto was in gatorade.

@DrMoonAtNight

Жыл бұрын

source? I'm premium

@Howard_T_Duck

Жыл бұрын

Source: listen kid, don’t worry about it.

On the surface intro to him, he seems like that weird uncle who you're afraid to come out to, but when he finds out you're gay, he stands up for you, and is your biggest ally against your homophobic family and no one expected it.

@edgytoucan3444

Жыл бұрын

AYYY IM BIG JOE GAMBINO AND YOU BETTA NOT BE FUCKIN WIT THE ELL JEE BEE TEA COMMUNITY OR YOU WILL *MEET YOUR DEMISE*

@angelicscrewup

Жыл бұрын

@@edgytoucan3444 HAHAHAHHAHA

@TheRealAmadeusMozart

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I love this

@_Kuma_

Жыл бұрын

@@edgytoucan3444 I read that in his voice and it was oddly wholesome, thanks

@faerie5926

Жыл бұрын

Jfjfjffhj that would be great

Lowkey wondering if this is an excuse for Jarvis to try out his New Yorker accent

@arabwaluigi5248

Жыл бұрын

It’s actually really good

@auntmaysbajanpeppersauce359

Жыл бұрын

he's so good at accents

@Tw0Dots

Жыл бұрын

BING BONG

@gentlesandladymen

Жыл бұрын

His accents/character voices are so good. I love his old man voice sm

@michaelhaydenbell

Жыл бұрын

k?

Jarvis made this video for the sole purpose of having an excuse to put on an accent for half of it and I am LIVING for it

@Hellknight101

Жыл бұрын

His NYC accent ain't even all that bad!

@NorthernGreenEyes

Жыл бұрын

You know it! Hehehe xD

@davidmagee5671

Жыл бұрын

Is it racist? Yes? Do I love it? Also, yes lmao

@halfling49

Жыл бұрын

Even did the hand gesture when he read out "New York Nico." The editor tried to cut away, but I saw it.

@akianopiates

Жыл бұрын

@@davidmagee5671new yorker isnt a race 💀

Officer, did the word "assault" come out of my mouth after I threw stuff at other people? No? I'm innocent.

@DiMagnolia

Жыл бұрын

Imagine someone shouting “assault” as they threw something at you I would cry laughing but also cry because I’m getting thrown at me

@YesIlikebananasSo

Жыл бұрын

@@DiMagnolia Reminds me of when a girl in school grabbed and pulled my hair and screamed “I’m assaulting you!” 💀

@kyatonic1

Жыл бұрын

@@DiMagnolia I know it’s a typo but I like to imagine a clone of you was thrown at you.

my family is culturally italian so i've grown up with the way this guy talks. the type of italian men who speak like this are genuine. it's baffling to me but it's also kinda cool

@blahblah1287

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean culturally Italian?

@chimerassun

Жыл бұрын

@@blahblah1287 my mom's side is heavily italian, but her herself is mainly irish. so she grew up influenced by italian culture and family aspects (hence even though she's not really italian by blood, she grew up that way). same with me

Ok but you can already tell he clearly doesn't find a wife by stalking her, then kidnapping and assaulting her while she gets stockholm through all her time with him. That's how you know he's not a real mafia boss.

@pathetic-traveller06

Жыл бұрын

@@111ohno I think 365 days

@giantpinkcat

Жыл бұрын

@@pathetic-traveller06 Not just that. Every Dark Mafia "Romance". Every Single One

@Gloomdrake

Жыл бұрын

@leo it's not Italian, though

@bones7868

Жыл бұрын

damn i better find me a lady mafia boss

@AngeIBytes

Жыл бұрын

Every mafia Wattpad story:

I feel like Jarvis could be that crime boss that you never know if he’s ruthless or just enjoying himself

@fordsrest

Жыл бұрын

lalo salamanca lol

@c0tt0n78

Жыл бұрын

This is canon

@simplykathrynrebeca

Жыл бұрын

@@c0tt0n78 WDYM CANNON IS THERE A JARVIS JOHNSON ANIME 😭😭💀💀💀

@real_human13

Жыл бұрын

My name is Gustavo frank

@wellbeeotel

Жыл бұрын

tbf I totally agree; mans would burst into laughs while threatening to slice a man's fingers off then need to take a 10-15-minute break and leave his hostage alone for a good 15 minutes while he tries his best to calm down his giggles and the thought of this is giving me life

This genre of Jarvis is elite. Chill videos with Him just laughing his ass off for his PREMIUM viewers ‼️

@glorialastra5775

Жыл бұрын

right?? it’s so good

@vixtor7131

Жыл бұрын

FRRRRR, I watch more Jarvis gold than his actual video's because they just have such easier vibe 😭 we can joke about dumb people instead of an actual problematic stuff that just gets everyone upset

@montanarose4622

Жыл бұрын

Loving that Him is capitalised like you’re talking about God. As it should be

I've had a shit day but Jarvis saying "A channel that is me" and then laughing and telling me I'm premium brought me joy

@batterybroken

Жыл бұрын

Hey man, hope your day is okay now and it’s better tomorrow.

@Lee-wf4kr

Жыл бұрын

@@batterybroken Aaaaw, thanks! It got a little worse but now it's better! And I'm sure tomorrow will be awesome! I wish you well :)

@Br1anwastaken

2 ай бұрын

U good?

@Lee-wf4kr

2 ай бұрын

@@Br1anwastaken I will be lol :))

@Br1anwastaken

2 ай бұрын

@@Lee-wf4kr wdym?

There is like 5 Spider-Man villains this man could be

@dildonius

Жыл бұрын

He's more like one of those angry New Yorkers on the Brooklyn Bridge who threw trash and bricks and lead pipes at The Green Goblin and yelled "AYYY! OOOOH! GET DA *FOCK* OUTTA HERE! DIS IS NEW YAWK CITY! YOU MESS WIT ONE OF US, YOU MESS WIT *AWLL* OF US! OOOOOH! AYYYY! OH!" h'whilst said Gob-A-Lin was fighting Spider-Mans cuz it was 2002 and NYC was still in that post-9/11 state of brotherly love and harmony and horribly vitriolic Islamophobia to the point where even Sikhs and Hindus were being targeted by lynch mobs just cuz they couldn't tell the difference between them & Muslims (or just didn't care).

@ashikjaman1940

Жыл бұрын

@@dildonius I just want to say I really appreciate this comment

@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep

Жыл бұрын

I literally just commented that he sounds exactly like Hammerhead from the game LMAO. Some versions of Kingpin and Tombstone are like this too

the accessorizing in this video is IMPECCABLE. the rings, bracelet, evertything, we're lovin it

@DMO-DMO-DMO

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the EXACT SAME

@gentlesandladymen

Жыл бұрын

His clothes have been so amazing recently, since when has he been so stylish?!

@sshhrimpp6375

10 ай бұрын

fr I NEED the link to that shirt.

@Abby_Liu

5 ай бұрын

Jarvis or big Joe

Petition to get these two men on a Zoom call together STAT, I need to see the chaotic energy unfold

@BuffySummersWannabe

Жыл бұрын

+

@DiMagnolia

Жыл бұрын

PLEASE JARVIS WE NEED A ZOOM WITH BIG JOE GAMBINO

@fstabe5761

Жыл бұрын

I want to watch this so much

@nof_real

Жыл бұрын

YES

@sukai121

Жыл бұрын

That would be incredible 😂

Big Joe is def a satire account (or at the very least exaggerating scenarios) but either way it’s fucking comedy gold

This guy gave me PTSD from my old Staten Island boss who had multiple HR violations

@simplykathrynrebeca

Жыл бұрын

What is a Staten Island boss without HR violations?

@Br1anwastaken

2 ай бұрын

U good??

I came here thinking he would be one of those cringey/weird RP tiktokkers, but he feels more like a friend's uncle or something. I feel like he'd probably rant to you for 2 hours after everyone's finished eating dinner but you feel too awkward to leave

@solarmoth4628

Жыл бұрын

This scenario seems extremely accurate.

@stephanief5794

Жыл бұрын

LITERALLY i have 2 uncles exactly like this. since i was a child they’ll sit there and tell me about risk assessment for hours and i had no way out

As a NY Italian this hurts to watch, not because of jarvis but when i tell ppl they think I am exactly like joe

@TheBshwckr

Жыл бұрын

Fogetabouit! Am i doing this right?

@brutalbunny

Жыл бұрын

why arent you like joe... :( we should all be like joe...

@sealandchild

Жыл бұрын

Nice try, Joe

@GR3Y59-FTP

Жыл бұрын

getttoutaaa heeeyaaaaaa

@hailey4786

Жыл бұрын

you almost fooled me joe

Thinking of Kurtis Connor pretending to be a criminal on social media and also a cop that follows his clues and stops him

@trash_bender420

Жыл бұрын

I'm gonna need links

@Seebbahh

Жыл бұрын

@@trash_bender420 the video is the Mafia Tiktoks I think, just type in Kurtis Conner Mafia TikTok and it should come up :))

@trash_bender420

Жыл бұрын

@@Seebbahh ohhh yes I remember that video. Thanks

gelled back black hair ✅ chest hair ✅ orange tinted shades ✅ gold crucifix necklace ✅ half-open black shirt ✅

I love when he laughs at his own jokes, you can tell he's having fun :)

@itsgonnabeanaurfromme

Жыл бұрын

Well someone has to laugh at his jokes. He got his own laugh track.

@cheyennev8881

Жыл бұрын

Ya, not me lol

@cheyennev8881

Жыл бұрын

@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme hahahahaha

@comradezach4773

Жыл бұрын

Can you link the full image for your pfp it's awesome

@failedcabbage

Жыл бұрын

@@comradezach4773 If you look up "Arnold Tsang One Piece" you should find it pretty easily 👍

He’s like the kind of guy that you’re kind of afraid of but he throws the kids in his family the most extravagant birthday parties with bounce houses and paid actors dressed as princesses

@lilytran3414

5 ай бұрын

And you're not entirely sure if the paid actors are or are not his mob buddies that just owe him a favor

"The premium channel that is me, but if you're here . . . You're me."

@dildonius

Жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing. Verbatim.

I love it when Big Joe says "Did da word 'loanshark come outta my mouth?" while saying the word loanshark in the process.

Not to get too heavy but this Joe guy is a huge comfort for me. My late grandfather was very much like this the whole mobster tough guy act. By the time I was born he had moved out of the city, but he sure kept his personality. Not saying my grandpa was the greatest guy, given he was actually involved in criminal activity up until the years before his death, but he was my grandpa and he's never coming back.

@thenetherbaddie9760

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss, it sounds like he had a very original personality :). rest in peace

@bzipoli

10 ай бұрын

sorry for your loss 😢 what will last forever are the memories we shared with them and i believe you understand this very well. he seemed like a great fella

@Br1anwastaken

2 ай бұрын

Sorry for your loss

@Br1anwastaken

2 ай бұрын

U good?

"The 90s weren't that long ago but granted at this point it's been a long time" 😂 Never change, Jarvis

I'm not convinced this man isn't a loanshark lol

@peculiarpangolin4638

Жыл бұрын

Did the words "loan shark" leave his mouth? I think not. Therefore, totally legit!

@tepigisawesome

Жыл бұрын

@@peculiarpangolin4638 You do mention an interesting point 😂

@evelynjenkins4456

Жыл бұрын

I am! He never said the words "loan shark"

@bzipoli

10 ай бұрын

​@@peculiarpangolin4638YOUR HONOR I REST MY CASE

“Fuggetta bout it, drive a Kia” is literally the funniest thing i’ve heard in weeks. it better be a shirt soon

I swear to god he said “ya know my people built the fuckin ting.” I’m fucking crying. Holy shit this is so funny

As a NY Italian-American, these men are not stereotypes, but almost exact copy of all my male family members.

@anthonyselkowitz7550

Жыл бұрын

The lack of business knowledge but motivation intensity is uncanny.

@marynoble9464

10 ай бұрын

​@@anthonyselkowitz7550not a single lick of sense but enough determination that it works out anyways. I work insurance and men like these are my fucking favorite. They have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about. I smile nice and they sign papers and I get to watch their businesses take off, it's sick.

"That is me" Honestly... same

Jarvis sliding into Bostonian while doing New Yorker is the real treat here.

@partytime8092

Жыл бұрын

As a Boston resident I was like "Aye kid, that's not New York."

@raskov75

Жыл бұрын

@@partytime8092 in his defense, if you're not from the NE it's easy to mix 'em up, eh?

@mantis-manthegreat

Жыл бұрын

Funniest accent is my New Yorker grandpa who moved away in his 20s~ and still has an accent in his 70s. He lives in Colorado now.

@melindamcc1652

Жыл бұрын

I heard that too! Gotta love it though

@reginaevaslin8053

Жыл бұрын

Haha did notice that, when he says "Cah"....

Imagine how powerful Big Joe Gambino will become when he discovers there are other banks besides Bank of America

This is like if I had to make a character for a “The Sopranos” role playing game.

@ChiBoomyBoom

Жыл бұрын

I would definitely join that game…

I mean my dad has a newer KIA and I prefer driving that car way more than a newer Ford. So I can confirm Joe knows what he’s talking about.

@Jacob-Sophia

Жыл бұрын

My mom has a Kia Sorento. It’s a nice car. Made it halfway across the US three times.

@DMO-DMO-DMO

Жыл бұрын

@@Jacob-Sophia pfsh let us know when it can make it all the way across 🙄

@Jacob-Sophia

Жыл бұрын

@@DMO-DMO-DMO Lol but it probably could. Just haven’t had an excuse or money big enough to see the Pacific.

@DMO-DMO-DMO

Жыл бұрын

@@Jacob-Sophia haha I know, just kidding

@kittikat4124

Жыл бұрын

I unironically love my mom’s 22 kia soul. I mean, I drive a 2007 ford escape, so that could be why lol

for a second i forgot the R word even existed and i thought his bleeped word was "racist." the idea of using "racist" as a derogatory completely removed from the context of the actual word's meaning was very funny to me

There is not enough discourse here regarding "bussy-ness loan"

@thewiggler2327

Жыл бұрын

Discourse over bussy-ness loan and Big Joe Gambino will send a guy to your house.

"he looks like billie joe armstrong" THE WAY I CACKLED

Therapy: expensive Jarvis telling me I'm premium: free

@samuell.foxton4177

Жыл бұрын

Always believe in your soul, you’ve got the power to know you’re indestructible

@evelynjenkins4456

Жыл бұрын

*me

@Br1anwastaken

2 ай бұрын

U good?

@Br1anwastaken

2 ай бұрын

​@@evelynjenkins4456u good?

As a lifelong New Yorker I'll say that while the MTA does have it's pitfalls, the city would fucking collapse if it didn't exist. Traffic on the streets (AND sidewalks in certain places) is already so fucked that if the number of drivers in the city rose over a certain amount there would be legitimate, hour long standstills on a good percentage of the streets. also any fellow NYer's lemme get a yurrrrrrrrrrrr

@officialgreendalehumanbeing

Жыл бұрын

Yurrrrrrrrrrrrr

@bigleb00fski41

Жыл бұрын

@@officialgreendalehumanbeing you’re a new yorker? how do you pronounce bagel?

@piratecandy6310

Жыл бұрын

Yurrrrrrrr

@officialgreendalehumanbeing

Жыл бұрын

@@bigleb00fski41 Baggel, of course

@doodledevore7745

Жыл бұрын

​@@officialgreendalehumanbeing and and how do you pronounce milk?

From an Italian: HE IS JUST LIKE ME FR FR 😭😭😭

@Bananachan289

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@Ltchg

Жыл бұрын

fr

Lmao I love him he reminds me of my grandpa. He’s an old fat Sicilian man that drives and LOVES his Subaru and talks just like this dude

@scarababbeo9733

Жыл бұрын

I'm Sicilian too! Do you know what city is he from?

@TheRainyKingdom

Жыл бұрын

Old fat Sicilian man sounds like the person that I NEED to have a conversation with 🤣🫶🏻

jarvis owes me a new laptop bcos the phrase "joe's doing a murder" (9:28) made me spit out my water from laughing

@Itchy__

5 ай бұрын

And the smug laugh afterwards 😂

I don’t think I’ve ever heard “2022 Kia Sorento” so many times in my life

@theslamjamfrincisco2820

Жыл бұрын

Who? This is Jarvis Johnson Gold

@aspenrose_

Жыл бұрын

i mean, it makes sense, because for most of your life it was not 2022

@Daedalussi

Жыл бұрын

maybe not 2022, but the play 'Oh, Hello!' references kia sorentos pretty emphatically, its all i could think of during this vid lol

“New Italian just dropped” really made me laugh hard 😂😂😂😂😂

“I’m laughing with him and not at him.” Sounds like someone who’s trying not to get a visit from Big Joe Gambino imo

i am an old newyorka and i used to live there. it is absolutely bonkers. thank you for showing the world the secrets of this alternate dimension

@seouIcyborg

Жыл бұрын

just want to let you know that I read that in the heaviest New York accident my brain could conjure 😇

@Kettie5

Жыл бұрын

Damn so glad you made a full recovery 🙏

@peskypigeonx

Жыл бұрын

@@Kettie5 Feck you too, you don’t talk till you get our new yorka pizza while y’a witness a couple of days scramble on each other for some calzone on the train home

@pho_is_not_interesting

Жыл бұрын

@@seouIcyborg Same but it ended up being a fucked up midwest accent when it got to the word bonkers

@--Ch3rry-B1oss0m--

Жыл бұрын

good job escaping that hellhole

As someone from North NJ, Italian Americans never take off their chains. Pool, shower, running, mob activities etc. It’s always on.

@DiMagnolia

Жыл бұрын

Doing a murder, demanding a loan

@loveydovey3631

Жыл бұрын

as someone also from north nj, i have never met an italian person before💀

@christinajackson6309

6 ай бұрын

@@loveydovey3631As someone also from North Jersey, I don’t really believe you lmao.

This guy would do a better job at voicing Mario than Chris Pratt

Maybe Joe's not trying to play a mafia boss, it could be that Joe Gambino in the alternate Sorentoverse is actually like that and the regular one isn't

@DiMagnolia

Жыл бұрын

SORENTOVERSE

@lovelessuponthewall

Жыл бұрын

Sorentoverse 🤣🤣🤣

I used to work for Bank of America and they drilled into us the story of how it started as the Bank of Italy after one of the big esthquakes I'm California. Actually a cool story. I can confirm it's no different than Wells Fargo. I even worked in a similar department where we had a quota for how many credit cards we were supposed to get people to open every week. I don't think I ever convinced anyone to open one but that's also what happened at Wells, leading to the employees just opening up credit cards for people without them knowing. The exact same thing happened at BofA and I was shocked at how they kept it quiet. Almost every week I had someone upset about a credit card they didn't know they had. I once got in trouble for sympathizing with someone over the way they trick people into thinking they were talking to their local bank when reality almost evert single call went to our call center. Oh, and they'd come find you in the bathroom if you were in there too long. Me and my IBS were always getting sought out in there.

@Aviivix

Жыл бұрын

whats bofa

@strangerofthe2067

Жыл бұрын

TIL that people are talking about Bank Of America when they ask me “have you seen bofa?”

@strangerofthe2067

Жыл бұрын

@@Aviivix 😂

@DiMagnolia

Жыл бұрын

My IBS and I are here to send our condolences

@TimmehJay

Жыл бұрын

@@Aviivix Bank of America

In all fairness, that was a far more effective ad for the 2022 KIA Sorento than anything KIA ever made.

Nicos a BK/NYC celebrity. He’s known for discovering and interviewing all types of interesting characters across the city. He’s also known for starting go fund mes for business that are in a rough spot and majority of the time he’s able to get them back on their feet.

@JarvisJohnsonGOLD

Жыл бұрын

that's awesome

@castleninjafire

3 ай бұрын

​@@JarvisJohnsonGOLDjangis jonhsin

Honestly, my SoCal ass finds the NY Italian/guido types so hilarious and fascinating. They're like our cholos/veteranos - guys that look intimidating and are walking, talking stereotypes but are often genuine, old-school dudes from the neighborhood.

new york accent jarvis wasn't something i knew i needed

"The premium channel that is me." That was great. 10/10. I love it.

New York Nico is basically a man on the street type dude who finds some of the most interesting New Yorkers. He's been doing it for years

"The 90s weren't that long ago." The 90s were three decades ago. Yes. My back hurts too 😁

@georgedoty-williams2085

Жыл бұрын

But it's not "old school". The values haven't changed THAT drastically. The 70s/early 80s is old school, IMO

@Bananachan289

Жыл бұрын

My back is KILLING me

@NorthernGreenEyes

Жыл бұрын

I was born in 83' I also kinda consider the late 70s, early 80s true "old school" by my standards, anyway. Speaking of pain my old a$$ has now experienced that extremely painful foot/ankle/leg spasms. Omg those things will take you OUT. Dunno if it's an age thing but I never got em b4 now. Stay well, everyone

@FringePrincess

Жыл бұрын

@@NorthernGreenEyes stay well 😊

@queencleopatra007

Жыл бұрын

why did you have to remind me? lmao

This man is an absolute eyeliner king

why the mafia isn't a fucking aesthetic: a thread

@gocelotspice5766

Жыл бұрын

I cooka da spaghetti

@peskypigeonx

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know, destabilizing entire countries with crime and corruption is pretty cool and “based” as the kids say these days

@ensommeille5315

Жыл бұрын

@@peskypigeonx I was just quoting one of my favourite tweets of all time

@rayafoxr3

Жыл бұрын

Finding that tweet mentioned both in Jarvis’ and Kurtis’ most recent videos comment section is so funny to me as a kpop fan whos seen that thread made fun of on Twitter so many times

@ensommeille5315

Жыл бұрын

@@rayafoxr3 I think about it so often (also a kpop fan!), it's a genuine masterpiece

It never gets old when Jarvis says Big Joe Gambino even though he says it like 100 times through out this video

i have an issue with the majority of stereotypes but not this one new york italian mob boss will always be a gold mine

the bank of america worker mustve been sweating BULLETS

Jarvis: "The '90s wasn't that long ago." Me, an elder millennial: "One of us, one of us..."

real mafia bosses should pretend to be mafia bosses on tiktok because the authorities would never believe hes actually a mafia boss

For some reason I can’t get over how comically large the cornetto this man is wearing is. Napolitano men are built so different bro.

Love that the flub in the intro helped you make it unique, even if unexpectedly. I see you switching up the delivery each time.

“Listen..gimme da hundred grand. Go into dat safe ovah there and gimme da hundred grand” It feels like he’s expecting it to be in a burlap sack with a dollar sign on it too 😭

my grandma's from new york so when i was a kid i thought every grandma just had a thick new york accent, and that having that accent made you a grandmother

I want Joe and Hard Rock Nick to fight. They're like opposite ends of some kinda loud guy in car spectrum

@grampa.corybreshears

4 ай бұрын

Big Joe would absolutely DEMOLISH him. He’d probably have one of his Guys make him sleep with da fishes

“The premium channel that is me. It is…..it *is* me.”

As an Italian American from the tristate area, Joe is the brand of Italian that I personally like to call a "professional meatball impersonator"

Joe looks like old Josh Peck mixed with Dracula with his slicked hair. Im here for it

Joe Gambino has been harassing bank of america for the past year someone needs to stop him

I like when you find creators who aren’t necessarily problematic and are just vibin in their own way haha it’s a good refresher

Joe’s TikTok is actually a prequel to Daredevil. This is Kingpin before the Kevlar and steroids.

Jarvis, when you said “I’m not saying that he’s threatening when he says someone’s gonna show up at your house”…you haven’t watched enough sopranos, that’s exactly what he’s saying

This Joe guy is perfect at what he does.

5:13 “Now its your turn to *grip greatness* 😏” -Jarvis Johnson, 2022

Jarvis' New York accent is one of those curve balls life throws at you that you just gotta take as a blessing

I would kill to see Jarvis have a conversation with this man

This man is so Danny Devito in Matilda

@memethyst

Жыл бұрын

that's exactly what i thought

You talk about the weirdest stuff that I'd never know about any other way and I love it

Idk why but when i heard "the premium channel that is me" i instantly pictured a radio rebel (or sparticus for those less cultured people) type situation: "Im the premium channel" "No im the premuim channel" "Im the premium channel" We're all the premuim channel

@Hellknight101

Жыл бұрын

Well, we are all premium.

one of my favorite videos of Jarvis's - just a good wholesome time goofing and gaffing

This has got to be the least threatening and most lazy mafia boss I’ve ever seen

Watching Jarvis enjoy himself always makes my day

I desperately want Jarvis' new closing line to be "If you leave a negative comment, I'll show up at your house."

Not me watching this video just as I get a notification that the queens died

Jarvis: try a credit union, you may be able to shake them down Me, a credit union employee: …. Ya probably

40 seconds in, and as a New Yorker (not Italian, but still), I'm very excited for this video. "The proliferation of weird New Yorker guys" sounds like a very entertaining video to me.

@ccb36

Жыл бұрын

Joe, my guy, why would you *want* to drive in New York? There's a reason no one drives, and it's not just financial. (Although cars are expensive.) Even most well-off New Yorkers have MetroCards (as far as I can tell, though I'm not a statistician) - you know why? Public transport is SO much easier and usually faster lmao

i’m sorry…buh can we all just acknowledge the fact he said “bussy ness loan”💀 11:11

I grew up in New Jersey and this is just Every Person

How we know Jarvis isn't a 90's kid: "The 90's weren't that long ago". They were 30 YEARS ago. We're closer to being 50 than 25 by now!

@sachathehuman4234

Жыл бұрын

No youre still closer to 25