deciding whether or not to date someone purely based off of how well they can fall down stairs should be a show all on its own

@pawprintssystem5481

2 жыл бұрын

That's how I met my wife.

@treehouse318

2 жыл бұрын

i really did laugh out loud! 🤣lol

@janeeyre1990

2 жыл бұрын

There's a UK panel show called Would I Lie To You where a contestant revealed that they [SPOILERS] broke up with a boyfriend because of the way he fell down the stairs.

@nursemelissajane

2 жыл бұрын

I'd absolutely watch that shit. Probably for a lot longer than I'd admit to anyone.

@yourwondrouswizard7261

2 жыл бұрын

It should be called “Falling for You”

The gay & lesbian versions were even better. Especially when they just hooked up on the bus because they decided the main "dater" was an asshole.

@remusteahan3521

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly,,,, kinda fits a hilarious amount of gay people I know

@stoneheart_raven

2 жыл бұрын

That was so funny lol. i also loved whenever they took the money and went back in the bus they would ask them "so what did you do?"

@ultraviolettas

2 жыл бұрын

There was one dater who said “god might forgive you for being gay, but he will never forgive you for that haircut” 💀

@cows_on_a.picnic

2 жыл бұрын

@@ultraviolettas *thats* were that comes from??? Holy shit

@auliamate

2 жыл бұрын

i need links to the gay and lesbian versions for research purposes

Fun fact, the writers strike was around 2008, and so trash reality became HUGE. Then they realised how cheap it was to made. I reckon they gave some actors from the local improv show some lunch and $20 and then made this show..

@ErinLastNameRedacted

2 жыл бұрын

Man, I forgot about the writers’ strike!

@sadmermaid

2 жыл бұрын

@@ErinLastNameRedacted that's why Lost went weird right?

@camillegee9430

2 жыл бұрын

@@sadmermaid It happened to a lot of shows, Lost included. They had plans for full 22 episode seasons, but the writers strike meant a lot of shows had to cut back A LOT. Lots of storylines got abandoned or shortened, it made for a lot of weird and undercooked TV.

@stoneheart_raven

2 жыл бұрын

also not to mention when a contestant from I love money on VH1 murdered their girlfriend. after that scandle vh1 stopped all productions of dating shows. did not know this for years till i looked it up two years ago. That also may have contributed to everything changing in both MTV and VH1 content.

@CaBobProductions

2 жыл бұрын

This show started in 2005 and ended in 2008 😂😂 it couldnt even survive that reality show wave.

She probably lost all her energy once she literally got flashed with that guy's junk. I pray that was staged.

@alexisb3829

Жыл бұрын

Sadly true or maybe she just used up her energy

@ellaelliott4415

Жыл бұрын

Me too. That’s harassment

@-VoDkAsVengeance-

Жыл бұрын

​@@alexisb3829 You don't really just "use up your energy" when committing to a character on a reality TV show which the peoducers 99.99% coerced you into

@-VoDkAsVengeance-

Жыл бұрын

No, yeah, even today there are men that have said "if this were face-to-face I would've raped you" after being turned down over text, so... probably not, judging by that idiotic moment of processing "how do I make her feel more embarrassed and uncomfortable than I do right now" on his face right before exposing himself.

@guybrush1701

5 ай бұрын

1000% of this show is faked. People who were on it have left comments on other videos I've watched.

I love Jarvis saying “who is this show for?” after admitting he watched it as a kid. It was for you, Jarvis! The call is coming from inside the house!

@shannonsmith6279

2 жыл бұрын

this comment cracked me up 😂😭

@violetheise4717

2 жыл бұрын

I came to say this lol. They hit their target audience.

@stinkyjenna

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

@nelsonwilkins347

2 жыл бұрын

Are you slow? He was asking who the target audience was (who the show wanted/expected to watch the show) not who actually watched it. Can we get some critical thinking in this comment section

@radishsayshi

2 жыл бұрын

@@nelsonwilkins347 oh sweet irony

If you've been personally victimized by Jarvis's milky goodness, you may be entitled to compensation.

@ezraclark7904

2 жыл бұрын

breast is best in my book

@JRiddelle

2 жыл бұрын

Despite not being personally or professionally related to Mr. Jarvis Johnson, that bit did make me say, "I want a divorce." out loud.

@klop4228

2 жыл бұрын

I thought Jarvis was the one who loved to receive the milky goodness? You know, from his mother and his girlfriend?

@kishinumaayumi

2 жыл бұрын

@@klop4228 and sister, situationally

@ThePretzelSticks

2 жыл бұрын

​​@@kishinumaayumi 0. 0 H I S W U T ? ?

Girl says she's not interested. Guy exposes himself, screams and hits on the closest girl he can find. 😬

@MrYikes-dk2mb

4 ай бұрын

The worst part is that it’s all scripted and that scene had to be ok’d by several ppl in charge of production. Lol This was the freaking norm. 💀

crazy how SA and harassment was so common and accepted back then. we've come a long way already, still a lot to go but we're on the right path

@ashleymatos7825

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment , it’s so true and sad

@Gabriellaella23

2 жыл бұрын

“If this came out now, they would get cancelled.” Me: Good. 😐

@J_Lynn

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's nuts to watch this stuff from when I was a kid and be like "oh, so this is why my generations' women struggle to respect themselves and other women.... makes sense".

@natashalawely2900

2 жыл бұрын

yeah i was like "this is... a literal crime." why did they let him back on the bus vs escorting him away with handcuffs? wtaf? (i know it was the culture back then, i remember it, it's just such a shock to see it now, so much older)

@cata0rostika

2 жыл бұрын

@@natashalawely2900 holy shit, same feeling, it makes me really hopeful that we've advanced so much culturally tbh, like there might be hope for humanity if we can change so much in a couple of decades... At least what's legally recognized

It's honestly wild that people were acting like this *before* it could get you to go viral on social media

@mac533

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, reality shows were the closet thing to going viral on social media back then

@ocinidolegna

2 жыл бұрын

@@mac533 yeah, so basically nothing has changed lol

@Butterflier00

2 жыл бұрын

also myspace fame was a thing....

@TheNinjapancake14

2 жыл бұрын

Before social media, people were doing WILD things

@GenerationNextNextNext

Жыл бұрын

Back then, everybody still wanted to be famous. It was just a bigger deal to be "on TV".

Even the whole making Anirudha propose on what is meant to be his "first date" was a racist scripting choice. Yikes

@astronomical926

2 жыл бұрын

wait how is it racist

@TheDream100

2 жыл бұрын

@@astronomical926 it's a common stereotype (especially back then) that south asian men are quick to propose and rope women into marriage. It's built off the back of the stigma behind arranged marriages.

@sakuranovaryan9261

Жыл бұрын

Ow definitely. Like he seemed like most human of them all until the whole propose thing...he hated long hair on guys tho that was funny...

@yoongiverse.

Жыл бұрын

oh I didn’t even think about that

Chris and Charity meeting each other feels like something straight out of The Sims.

@yoongiverse.

Жыл бұрын

looks like it’s going great at first and then they turn out to hate each other? sounds like the sims

i struggle to come to terms with the fact that these people are just out there somewhere. living life. i wonder how they’re doing.

@Pitawan_

2 жыл бұрын

My sister's husband appeared in next (of my country lol) and since I watched it I can't look at him the same 😭

@mimisezlol

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pitawan_ did you talk about it Did he share any secrets

@cottoncandy8154

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pitawan_ Ouch. That would be.. awkward.

@Pitawan_

2 жыл бұрын

@@mimisezlol sadly no secrets were shared :( he is too embarrassed to talk about it jaja

@hycree9373

2 жыл бұрын

Lol imagine they're all like married and settled down and stuff and refuse to acknowledge that dark part of their lives; now I'm curious too

Did anyone else catch onto the fact that the guy who only earned a dollar last time got nexted for calling his date juggs.... which means he called a girl juggs within a minute of meeting her ???

@flower-yl6iw

2 жыл бұрын

it was while he was on a date so he was trying to woo her which makes it so much worse imo ;o;

@thoopsy

2 жыл бұрын

At first, I was like "He was Nexted after only a minute? That SUCKS!" but then I saw that line and I said to myself "Actually I would've done the same thing."

@flower-yl6iw

2 жыл бұрын

@@thoopsy i heard the line and i was suddenly impressed he managed to last a full minute

@Iva744

2 жыл бұрын

What does juggs mean? Not an English speaker

@the_yoloers3330

2 жыл бұрын

@@Iva744 in this context its refering to boobs

"I feel like 17 is too young to be exposed to this show in any capacity" Me, 17, being exposed to this show in some capacity:

after years of jarvis enjoying his mother’s milky goodness, he’s finally passing it onto us. thank you mother jarvis

@dali-dog

2 жыл бұрын

this is the worst comment actually I hated reading that /lh

@nicolewow

2 жыл бұрын

@@dali-dog i hated typing it

@sophiathefurbst

2 жыл бұрын

how do I delete someone else’s comment but also pin it on someone else’s video so other people have to suffer through it at the same time

@saranlinx9301

2 жыл бұрын

i knew someone would reference the breast milk video

@ona3779

2 жыл бұрын

This made me so uncomfortable, but have a like anyway.

Imagine being Jarvis’s neighbor and hearing, “MY NAME’S JARVIS AND I’M HERE TO GIVE SOME OF MY MILKY GOODNESS!” but very muffled.

@nursemelissajane

2 жыл бұрын

I would 100% wrestle with calling the cops vs. pressing my ear to the wall to try & figure out where shit went from there...

@orange2787

2 жыл бұрын

someone should make one of those 'you're in the bathroom at a party and bad guy is playing' type 3d sound videos but it's 'pov: you're jarvis johnson's neighbour' and the video is a still image of an apartment while you hear the milky goodness line muffled on your right as though he's on the other side of the wall

@auliamate

2 жыл бұрын

im just assuming its a kink and moving on with my day lol

@likeapro4242

Жыл бұрын

@@orange2787 …I’m really tempted to make one. I’d have to figure out how to make it dynamic and muffled, but I’m really tempted

@orange2787

Жыл бұрын

@@likeapro4242 best of luck on your quest brave hero

charity is def a wine aunt, like “my three best friends are wine, glass, and downtown abbey!”

@QtPieMarth

2 жыл бұрын

“Downtown Abbey” sounds like an incredible parody

@missm2925

2 жыл бұрын

@@QtPieMarth I’d watch the fuck out of that

@KingOfGaymes

2 жыл бұрын

D O W N T O W N A B B E Y

@KingOfGaymes

2 жыл бұрын

@@QtPieMarth instead of fancy old British people it’s about chavs

@peterhoppenrath4797

2 жыл бұрын

@@KingOfGaymes the sequels called “downtown alley”

To be fair to Charity, I would also lose all my energy if a man exposed himself to me and started chasing women around. I think I’d just walk off set and go home tbh

A thing to remember about the 'Keannu' remark is that there was quite a period of time where he was seen as a total joke of an actor/person. None of it was ever justified, but when this show was out, his reputation was nowhere near what it is today. While people loved the Matrix (first one anyway), that still wasn't enough to undo that stigma.

@IRanOutOfPhrases

Жыл бұрын

@liamsteam walsh haha, yeah, hes not my favorite (love the Wick films though), but back then I'd say he still got more hate than he deserved.

someone should start a podcast where they contact the people that were on this show and see where they are. actually, they should do that for all the unhinged 2000s dating shows

@justthetruth3950

2 жыл бұрын

That would be such a good idea, just imagine all the crazy stories that could come out of this wild shows

@RenaDeles

2 жыл бұрын

There actually is Reality Talk Podcast, where yeah they interview various reality show people.

@dielewisformel

2 жыл бұрын

possibly failed actors?

@ultraviolettas

2 жыл бұрын

Laci from Rock of Love has a podcast where she talks to all these people

@FlavaFlav87

Жыл бұрын

I would listen to this podcast

So much of my high school years was watching these shows and I can’t defend myself.

@MentalThingsIsScary

2 жыл бұрын

Same dude, same. And I loved them

@lauratroy13

2 жыл бұрын

I loved all these grotesk 'reality' shows on mtv as a teen. That shit was wild 😁

@percyaguirre2970

2 жыл бұрын

OH HI SCOTT!!:)

@janeeyre1990

2 жыл бұрын

It was Dr. Phil and the Starting Over House for me. I avoided trashy self-destructive reality TV in favor of trashy self-help reality TV.

@myishenhaines1706

2 жыл бұрын

You thought that was bad? I was like…20 watching. 😂

Imagine being an innocent teenager and then you find this video and one of those people in this show is your parent. First question I would ask was "so you were definitely paid in drugs and alcohol right?"

Hope's face at 11:01 genuinely breaks my heart. She looks so uncomfortable.

Okay reboot this but instead of potential dates it’s employers and they have to prove that they’re worth working for

@MeganVictoriaKearns

2 жыл бұрын

I love this idea!

@radishsayshi

2 жыл бұрын

I wish I had the capital to start this up.

@lilachakrabarti2710

2 жыл бұрын

That just sounds like capitalism with extra steps

@Miraclelittlepie

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds terrible i would watch it

@SolaceMcfly

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody greenlight this

I thank the heavens that most common folk have moved on from the tactics of 2000s dating shows. Dating people is scary enough without the absolutely unhinged energy these people have. They give off "all my exes say im crazy lmao" vibes and I'm terrified.

@aday4evr

2 жыл бұрын

these people absolutely still exist. they're just not on tv

@mahogara

2 жыл бұрын

2000s were wacky time. Not sure if it was the fashions back then (which look pretty cringy now) but at least they didn't cast a full line up of model-esque people like dating shows nowadays. Back then, most contestants looked like average people you would meet days to days. Now, you're just wondering how could these extremely attractive people not find a decent person to date (then you watch the show and you're like yep, no wonder you're single).

@saintsea-hat7891

2 жыл бұрын

They’re still out there, looking for karate sex.

@andyhighroller8217

2 жыл бұрын

@@aday4evr facts

@ocinidolegna

2 жыл бұрын

@@mahogara i miss that element. we need to bring that back, but with the non-crackhead energy of the 2000s

16:08 bro has an idle animation

17:52 PFFFFFF THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD THAT I GENUINELY SPIT FOOD ACROSS MY TABLE

how dare they say acting like you have adhd for clout is a new gen Z thing when this show exists

@aday4evr

2 жыл бұрын

I mean even without this show we all knew those kids who would stop in the middle of their sentence and go "look a squirrel" pretending to have adhd is timeless

@xg2513

2 жыл бұрын

when i was younger, as a milennial gen z cusper, i remember people being really terrible about milennials having adhd too

@Rampala

2 жыл бұрын

Faking ADHD gets you clout?? Real ADHD only gave me executive dysfunction...

@crypticcorvid

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rampala Have you tried looking for a dairy farm near you? You can probably milk your ADHD for clout there.

@napaartoqostermann-hansen5098

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rampala same, and a shitty memory

They need to arrest that man for saying milky goodness on television that sounds like the worst nickname for jizz

@sukunasgaylover

2 жыл бұрын

idk man i still think "love liquid" is worse

@Dressup_Doll

3 ай бұрын

@@sukunasgayloverTrust me, it’s probably one of the better names. My fanfiction knowledge kicked in upon seeing this comment, so I hate that.

really glad we didnt just skip over chris's belly dancing i seriously could not focus on anything else (5:22)

17:05 why was that actually so cute i loved it tbh LMFAO

I'm starting to feel like this channel is just Jarvis being that friend that shares disturbing stuff with you so they aren't alone in their misery

@madeniquevanwyk

2 жыл бұрын

Starting to feel? You're new here? 😂😂😭

@Talking_Ed

2 жыл бұрын

That's Jarvis since his inception, making us miserable but not alone.✌😔

@stardust6998

2 жыл бұрын

Thats how its always been lol. And thats exactly why I love him

I'm pretty sure Next was the literal first time I saw gay people on TV. It was incredible to me that being not straight was 'normal' enough to be a dating show, felt like a personal win.

@drunkhyena

2 жыл бұрын

@@copiedcells lol exactly! All the lesbians were super sexualized too, that was a bummer

I can’t believe this show actually existed and wasn’t just a collective fever dream

Do y’all remember the show FriendZone where they would have people pretend to create dream dates for their friends but it was really all a ploy to ask out their best friends out on national television?

Only thing I appreciate about this show; everyone is an average person. Not all the same, or "conventionally attractive" people like most dating shows. I give them some respect there lol

@alle_sind_eins161

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they’re also presented in a really wacky way. It’s not like they’re picking up big businessmen and models and treating them like they’re a huge deal. Although racist and sexist, it’s somewhat nice to see no one person being the focus for too long or some people being presented in a worse way than others in this kind of TV show. Everyone’s kind of a douche and imperfect in these shows, and everyone’s also a douche to each other. Which is probably a more accurate representation of humanity.

@sakuranovaryan9261

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah ur right. That kinda makes it better. If we could incorporate that in today's dating shows that be good.

@sakuranovaryan9261

Жыл бұрын

A very good reality show that kinda feels genuine is mbti inside.

NEXT was absolutely insane, I remember they had a gay season of the show, and it was wild. Edit: I also remember a show that was called “Gay, straight or taken.” honesty, MTV comes up with the most absurd premises and makes them into dating shows

@biguattipoptropica

2 жыл бұрын

Parental control was the worst of the bunch, what were any of those shows??? I'd totally watch them now though.

@JJ-jw9ec

2 жыл бұрын

I also remember room raiders, that show was so weird and kind of gross LMAO

@KingOfGaymes

2 жыл бұрын

@@JJ-jw9ec the Kurtis Connor vid proved that The group of dudes they’d have almost always went right for the girls bras

@jumiliater

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, the „Gay, Straight or taken“-idea came from MTV? A German channel aires a show with the same… „concept“ like… right now. It’s still a thing here…

@deactivatedbcsomecommentsi2279

2 жыл бұрын

the guy that got rejected bc of his handshake in the gay ep. i wonder how he;s doing now

How do people say don't shows sexual content to kids, and having any non-straight aspect to a show is super sexual, while also allowing this show to air TO KIDS?

@etherealether

2 жыл бұрын

Two people of the same gender in a loving relationship holding hands? That’s completely inappropriate. A man non-consensually exposing himself to a woman after being rejected? Now that’s more like it! /s

@theletters9623

2 жыл бұрын

I mean to be fair it is mtv which isnt supposed to be a kids network, that being said it airing just in the afternoon when any kid could very easily tune in anyway is super fuckin weird

@manifestationsofasort

2 жыл бұрын

That's homophobia for ya

@CavinLee

2 жыл бұрын

Milky goodness in completely Platonic

@abdalazizaljurf633

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen tiktok?

7:49 > This is how i imagine The Sims if it was dubbed in english. What kind of real people interact like that?

@meowzfever

2 жыл бұрын

that's a perfect description. any of these clips with sims voices instead would make much more sense lmao

13:42 Maybe it's because the first dude flashed her and now she's just completely drained,

I know someone who participated back in 2005. He was approached randomly by a recruiter. He only did it cause his friends persuaded him. He said that the producers kept forcing him to say things he would never say and failed to try to make his job (data analyst) sound "sexy" haha

@sofastuffing

2 жыл бұрын

sexy data analyst...

@captainofthelosercruiser7355

2 жыл бұрын

@@sofastuffing i would be down for that…

@sofastuffing

2 жыл бұрын

@@captainofthelosercruiser7355 trying to come up with related pickup lines and all I can come up with are: "ooh baby let me analyse _your_ data" "you may be an outlier, but you sure count to me" "Call me N/R/Q+, because I'm all natural/i keep it real/i'm _positive_ that we're a match for each other" "based on previous (dat)as(e)t(s), the probability of us falling in love is 100%" idk a lot about data analysis these are kinda just maths puns

@jokc8

2 жыл бұрын

Omg, you have a job and making above a livable wage for two. SOO HOT!

The woman enthusiastically commenting and introducing people in the show sounds like 5 Minute Crafts woman's voice

@AleTitan

2 жыл бұрын

She does!!!

14:30 WHAT. That fall was perfectly fine. He fell more than she did.

12:25 I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY WATER AITFIR3WYEJSTARJDKY 😭😭😭

I always feel so special in the Gold videos intro, thanks Jarvis. You’re premium too.

@volodyadykun6490

2 жыл бұрын

He's gold here

@jess713

2 жыл бұрын

me too :)

@Soupnoodle99

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly the way he does the intro makes me smile every time and I hope it will be that way forever. And ever... and ever... and. ever. :)

@thomas-wr1fj

2 жыл бұрын

makes me feel so premium

@andrewmartinez8076

2 жыл бұрын

Bling

Can we talk about parental control next? That show was wild if I’m remembering right. It was basically next but the parents had control over when the date ended and it had the be the craziest shit I’ve ever seen and I was only 8 when that was on

@lobstersonskateboards3988

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly, as wild as it was it was even more staged than this show lmao. Everything was scripted af

@supervegito8340

2 жыл бұрын

@@lobstersonskateboards3988 obviously. All shows are scripted. Even the ones that claim not to be. It’s moreso wild the idea that it was even a thing

@MellSayzHi

2 жыл бұрын

I'm reminded of an episode where the girlfriend they wanted to get rid of had this 'bad' personality where she would poop a lot and when she got 'dumped' she ran to the bathroom to take a shit

@theodoraa.9670

2 жыл бұрын

@@MellSayzHi So she was probably either mentally or physically ill in a way that affected her GI tract and they took that to mean she had a bad personality? 💀

@Gabriellaella23

2 жыл бұрын

@@lobstersonskateboards3988 lol it was. I used to watch it all the time and even though I was young I realized it was scripted af when that guy chose to leave his bf for his date, but the date was like,”Sorry but I like your boyfriend better” and then the boyfriend the parents hated and the date they chose kissed and left together. I was just like, “Ain’t no way…” 🤣🤣🤣

2:18 that gave me flash backs of when everyone used to say thug life *shudders*

@ORAKLE

Жыл бұрын

*chuckle*

im sorry but what is my man doing in the top left at 4:53?? ig he's the one really bringing sexy back

you can't tell me adam wasn't making an acting choice with the way he hesitated before he said "i'd like to at least match that" - the script gave him a joke and he delivered

Those men getting nexted was a blessing in disguise, imaging dating someone with their lack of patience and failure to handle rejection in a healthy way 😭😭

14:59 To me because your actions spoke the thuth

10:08 Isn't this harrasment? Like SH? What the heck?

I feel like this show was secretly targeted to kids which is why they act that way. Cause who in their 20s was watching this? I was like 14 lol 😆

@Schylove12

2 жыл бұрын

This is what we had instead of Team 10 and Hype House

@rcarter1656

2 жыл бұрын

@@Schylove12 I swear!! It's that weird genre where it's "adult" content for kids. I feel like once I was a sophomore I didn't even like the show anymore but it had a hold on me from like 12-15

@lfk6370

2 жыл бұрын

Yup same with Parental Control

@theferociousblue3945

2 жыл бұрын

@@rcarter1656 Yeah, it's targeted at kids who want to feel like they're in on adult things without having any understanding of what actual adulthood is.

@ErinLastNameRedacted

2 жыл бұрын

I was in college. 😳

I find myself singing "I trusted you, and now your words mean NOTHING to me because your actions spoke the THUTH" far, FAR TOO OFTEN. Thanks for getting it stuck in my head again, Jarvis! 🤣

@viviantompkins7925

2 жыл бұрын

Ok I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂😂😂

@zammoof

2 жыл бұрын

honestly same

@nickyyy777

2 жыл бұрын

what video is it from!!!!

@viviantompkins7925

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickyyy777 “Bad Relationship Memes for Heartbroken Teens”

@granitedreamer3405

2 жыл бұрын

These are my people here

my health teacher from last year was on an unaired episode of this show. if you had perfect attendance to her class all year she would show you the episode (because she had a dvd of it). My sister saw it but I never did because of COVID.

18:57 What. What is WRONG with the producers of this show!

I have watched exactly 6 and a half minutes of this video and these people are doing so much that I literally needed to lie down and take a nap.

@Nsmith666

2 жыл бұрын

I currently have mono and same

@sukunasgaylover

2 жыл бұрын

i completely agree, BOOTYPOUNDER666

"So this time... I'd like to at least match that" had me in TEARS 😭😂 believe in yourself Adam, come on

I watched way more hours of MTV dating shows in the early 2000s than I'm ever ready to admit.

15:00 to me because your actions spoke the thuth? that plays in my head on a regular basis

@GA_131

3 ай бұрын

I sing the songs from that vid all the time lol

Low rise jeans were the pain of my existence as a child. My mother & grandmother only bought me low rise jeans & constantly told me to pull up my pants 🤦‍♀️

@witchypoo7353

2 жыл бұрын

@halcyon ! ♡ ° omg yes!😂 I completely agree.

“I’m Anirudha, I’m 23, and I’m bringing sexy back.” (Turns away from the camera like the Blair witch)

15:06 am i crazy or was he making an Emperor's New Groove reference?

I remember watching this and at 14 being way too invested, and having my feelings hurt when a normal person didn’t make it. I’m so glad I got older and understand how unrealistic it is.

The best part about being aroace is that I will never make the mistake of participating in one of these shows

@ImThylacine

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno, I think the best part is the garlic bread.

@evelynjenkins4456

2 жыл бұрын

They should make an over-the-top show like this but with finding friends

@thisuserhaspassedaway3100

2 жыл бұрын

but money

@wibwe

2 жыл бұрын

@@evelynjenkins4456 or trying to make the most amount of enemies in like. a day

@evelynjenkins4456

2 жыл бұрын

@@wibwe Wait ok, this dating show has only walking red flags as participants, so the aroace version has to be the same but friendship version. They're all like "I borrow 600 dollars from you and don't pay it back" or "I'll cancel plans last minute to hang out with my SO instead" and you have to pick one to be friends with and then fight the rest as a team. It's called Frenemies

I actually use to know Charity in real life lol She is pretty eccentric but shes very nice

@abigailchristenson388

2 жыл бұрын

Did you know her before or after the show Edit:spelling

@323Neon

2 жыл бұрын

@@abigailchristenson388 I had met her after the show.We were working at a after school program.

@dearoldmold

Жыл бұрын

Did she say anything about her experience on the show?

@323Neon

Жыл бұрын

@@dearoldmold Nothing too in detail.She said is was lot of fun and that she was crazier back then lol

11:36 bling!

16:44 this needs to be your new profile pic

"I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing to me because your actions spoke the thuth" lives in my head rent free til this day

@jasminelondon690

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@holly9454

2 жыл бұрын

What's the video? I remember it vaguely but I can't put my finger on it!

@YourPlaywright

2 жыл бұрын

@holly my brain is saying it’s the one where he went over the teen relationship angst accounts on instagram and he made some into little songs

@zammoof

2 жыл бұрын

i think of it all day every day, or at least once a week lol

"Being one ethnicity is so last century" Picks the first blonde girl 😂

19:28 why did I find this cute help

i know i'm too gay for old dating shows because when they went to introduce the "daters" I fully expected a co ed group. that's not even how most current dating shows are, why did I think that?

This video is over now, eh Jarvis? So perhaps we should... Go find something else to watch? Even though you know we had a lot of fun?

@SuzER08

2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering if anyone else noticed- did he do that on purpose?

@Spirila

2 жыл бұрын

was looking for someone to comment on his outro - that was definitely a friendly nod to Danny :)

@toddbaer8535

2 жыл бұрын

YES dude finally someone commented on it. what an amazing easter egg

@skeleletonboi4533

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment!

@padawanofconfusion5954

5 ай бұрын

yess the song started playing in my head immediately when he said that

Can we all just take a minute to appreciate all the Jarvis does for us. We can trust him to always give us the thuth.

@heyg0ld

2 жыл бұрын

His actions show the thuth.

@earthtovesna

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing but the thuth

@RikkiLove0317

2 жыл бұрын

Your actions spoke the thuth~

"I trusted you. And now your words mean nothing. To me, because your actions spoke the thuth" I can hear it in Jarviss amazing singing voice

Did anyone else notice him reciting Danny’s outro at the end? Truly gold content.

4:59 chris (i think), in the top left, is actually causing me physical pain in this shot lmao

“Her perfectly geometrically round face sucks”

Everytime Jarvis says "It is free" he sounds more confused than the last

Shout out to Tremaine who looked unbelievably uncomfortable saying, "Tiki her masala!"

NEXT: Another demonstration of misogyny and sexual harassment 🤦🏼‍♀️ “Nice Guys” are the bane of my existence

@vlo4829

2 жыл бұрын

I believe every episode had 1 male and 1 female with "Next" power, and the girls took shots at the guys, too. Also, I really don't think the "Next" guys were supposed to be "Nice guys". The show was over-the-top back then, too.

for some reason, after Jarvis said "this video is over now" my brain was fully primed for Danny's song to start playing 🤔🤷 Anyway, great video Jarvis!

@frosty_teacup

2 жыл бұрын

This video is over now (over now), you'll find something else to watch (or just watch this video again) I know we had a lot of fun (a lot of fun), but you can't stay on this end screen forever (no) 🎶

@firstnamelastname7708

Жыл бұрын

Me too! And a lot of the things he said after that reminded me of other lyrics of Danny’s end theme.

6:18 contains a profound truth. There were no good old days. It was always this stupid.

0:12 i hope Jarvis never stops this intro, like he literally does it again every time. Its pretty cool.

I had a bad day at my graduation award ceremony thing today and I got home just now I know it's not intentional, but thank you for uploading as I lay down, it's really made my day better and lightened my mood. 💚

@emeralddreamer7392

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations on graduation! I hope your day gets better :)

@ayvon1111

2 жыл бұрын

If it makes you feel better at my graduation rehearsal I farted super loud and everyone went silent then busted out laughing

@KingOfGaymes

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayvon1111 I’m so sorry but this comment killed me

@tristankendrick2582

2 жыл бұрын

Congrats

@MeganVictoriaKearns

2 жыл бұрын

Graduation is such an accomplishment! Please remember that! I'm sorry the experience wasn't great today, hope you feel better soon! 💜

I love how quickly you adjusted to the situations like: ”Is that what he’s gonna wea… ok.”

7:07 the bus was driving and getting so close to the van that it took me a second to realize when it was slowing down and i just thought it was gonna crash into the van.

No because right after he demonstrated to us what "ninga sex" was, I got an ad and the first thing it said was "it takes a lot to admit that you need help"

I wanna make everyone aware that mtv was how most of us none-americans learned about american behavior and culture 💀💀💀 (I mean its still kinda accurate)

@KingOfGaymes

2 жыл бұрын

Look I know we’re bad but we’re not like this anymore, at least not all of us.. 😭

@enbdedrick1295

2 жыл бұрын

can confirm, Americans are completely unhinged and always screaming unintelligibly

@stop--

2 жыл бұрын

While I don't wish Americans acted like this, I kinda *do* wish they acted like this at the same time. It would be much more interesting. Lol.

Charity lol. She was the assistant on the first season of LA Hair that offended Omarosa by not knowing who she was lol.

@queencleopatra007

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao WHAT?! I have to watch that season 😂

Jesus the Keanu statement just reminded me so much of how uncool it was to like Keanu Reeves in the early/mid 2000s, and how vindicated I felt when the rest of the world realized that he’s awesome

17:28 the true pre-cursor to the rock's 'its about drive its about power' song

16:00 Choose Your Character!

omg king - this was HYSTERICAL. your commentary had me in tears, especially the rap tap routine. i used to watch this show growing up and is absolutely wild that THIS show was “normal”

I love how every time he says “gold” there’s a little “GOOOOOOOOLD” in the background

I haven't even finished the intro yet, but i just wanna say, i also used to watch this a lot back in the days when it was on MTV and i have to admit that show was like one of my first exposures to gay/queer people 🙈 im queer myself, so i wonder if that show helped me start questioning my own sexuality because it showed me that 2 men can be dating and that that's totally normal :3 the show itself was tacky, but I'm kinda grateful i grew up with it

Dude, that Lightning McQueen honk was so funny. You're always so enjoyable to watch Jarvis. Thank you for being you.

3:08 Lookin like a character select screen in a fighting game lmao

@ORAKLE

Жыл бұрын

Worst game ever

i remember watching this show on MTV as a kid. i don't remember it being this hilarious