“I’m a man. Sex is like brushing your teeth.” So it’s an unenjoyable, boring, mandatory task that is supposed to take 2 minutes twice a day.

@estherjoy9803

Жыл бұрын

Lol this cracked me up

@_badbish_98

Жыл бұрын

Heheheh

@chewnip86

Жыл бұрын

precisely!

@soappacket2342

Жыл бұрын

As if dudes could even last 2 minutes 😂

@blueblack3591

10 ай бұрын

Haha

That guy that said “I have sex everyday.” That’s a weird way of saying that you only last 3 minutes.

@denseslide366

3 жыл бұрын

I just choked on air

@pshaw8406

3 жыл бұрын

Bet he's a virgin

@sheeloesreallycool

3 жыл бұрын

Bet he only goes to the gym to show off

@yassjun4309

3 жыл бұрын

*chokes on spit at **2:33* Bahahahahahahahahaha

@smilesxo06

3 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of the posts on r/ihavesex

Maybe it’s just because I’m asexual, but I feel like that would be the easiest reality show in the world to win. You’re literally getting paid to just hang out all summer at a beach resort, and all you have to do is not have sex with these total strangers while you’re there.

@lvrs_world

Жыл бұрын

I mean seriously, also same so maybe we just have the advantage, but like?? who's going to WANT to sleep with someone who they don't know, also you don't know any kind of medical history and like, YOU KNOW, STDS YOU MIGHT BE AT RISK FOR?

@zinkheroofyoutube8004

Жыл бұрын

As a horny bisexual, I agree with you. Like money or sex? I choose money

@JustLIkerapunzel

Жыл бұрын

Actually no that would be if the winning rules were fair. To win you have to be one of the worst candidates breaking so many rules as you start and then "proof how much you learned" by stop breaking the rules and call whoever you are seeing your official bf / gf and therefore "overcoming your commotment issues". If you didn't "struggle to follow the rules" you can't show how much you grew to win

@NoCommonSense9

Жыл бұрын

The point isn't to not have sex it's to be entertaining at the end of the day. If you just didn't do anything w no difficulties ud get kicked off for being boring

@midnightwitch3847

Жыл бұрын

Also if your Christian and not married this show is a piece of cake lmao but I think they purposely choose people who are addicted to hooking up

ppl on the ace spectrum 🤝 ppl waiting for marriage 🤝 catholic priests and nuns 🤝 ppl in long distance relationships 🤝 ppl who do no nut november 🤝 ppl not living with their partner during quarantine "y'all are getting paid?"

@blitzyblook3315

3 жыл бұрын

you forgot minors *oh wait*

@memechild2025

3 жыл бұрын

🤝 single people

@brittneybrisbin744

3 жыл бұрын

@@memechild2025 Was about to comment that😂

@mercedes_ggz2644

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bee-rr3ei ACE POG :]

@miovvv

3 жыл бұрын

🤝 socially anxious people

Netflix series: No sex for the summer. Me: "I've been training my whole life for this"

@brgan557

4 жыл бұрын

*vrooming virgin noises silently in the background*

@barnabyjjones2348

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no my reddit and old discord logo again lol

@phoenixwhiler943

4 жыл бұрын

Also doesn't help during corona time

@yaaaaasfire9621

3 жыл бұрын

Every asexual be like

@Detective_Grav

3 жыл бұрын

@@brgan557 I'd like but it's 69

Imagine getting paid to not have sex-- Wait, these people are getting PAID?!

@a-cheng3133

4 жыл бұрын

Doitsu 😟👉👈

@leah6064

4 жыл бұрын

Annette I was gonna make a hetalia comment but I already got beaten TWICE

@mimimarquez9956

4 жыл бұрын

Disruptive Bee think you missed the point

@justsomeguy5390

4 жыл бұрын

Disruptive Bee *woooosh

@PeachyBeins

4 жыл бұрын

Asexuals have been cheated 🤣

1. Be asexual 2. Pretend you're the horniest straight on your socials 3. Get on the show and act like the horniest straight (everyone in this acts like a stereotype so overacting is the way) 4. Sit back and wait for the prize

@Rainbowthewindsage

2 жыл бұрын

If only I was conventionally attractive I would do it.

@SketchyLizord

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing LOL They really forgot that asexuals exist

@grubby9486

2 жыл бұрын

@@SketchyLizord No they didn’t, it’s just that having an asexual person on the show defeats the purpose? Like if you had a show about people who love meat and they have to not eat it for a month or whatever, adding a vegan would defeat the entire point, because they already do that

@dontburstmybubble686

2 жыл бұрын

@@grubby9486 you joke but both of those actually sound hilarious

@thequeenofcringe1585

2 жыл бұрын

@@grubby9486 It would give more of a baseline for people watching. It would add more self awareness to the show, and I think it would make it more entertaining.

Sharron: “I’m a feminist.” Sharron, not even five seconds later: “I took gender studies and now I have the blueprint for how to pick up women.”

The narrator literally has 0 comedic timing, it’s like the troom troom narrator but worse

@yhavinmiles

4 жыл бұрын

Gray Risby I know if the delivery was better some of the shit she says would actually be pretty funny.

@shirleyn.8563

4 жыл бұрын

Right? The narrator was so annoying😒

@livenandlove1980

4 жыл бұрын

That is exactly what I was thinking!

@rolo0o

4 жыл бұрын

Gray Risby The narrator is like: NoThInG lIkE a FrEsH sEt Of NaIlS vIcKy but instead of trying to be friends with Vicky they’re trying to be mean to her

@samofsamnation7523

4 жыл бұрын

ItS NOt a pRoBlEm ANyMoRE

Imagine having your identity stolen by a talking air freshener.

@ShibuNub3305

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, that’s not a normal occurrence?

@quillvi

4 жыл бұрын

@@ivana.pancakes issa joke

@delphinium1989

3 жыл бұрын

In China, you dont have to imagine

@vay5540

3 жыл бұрын

Just happened to me the other day. We’re working on fixing the issue but I’m honestly still shaken 😣

@therealplaguerat

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShibuNub3305 yeah it is.The Glade Breach of '97 leaked so much info

I feel like there would be an interesting show if it were say, about sex addiction and hypersexual disorders rather than laughing at the people who can't go so long without sex. Like humanizing people who struggle with it and show withdrawls and mood swings and not just "They think theyre hot haha, can't not sex" Like maybe not even a "reality" show, Netflix has the capability to do that but instead they don weird shit like this

@thepassingstatic6268

3 жыл бұрын

Lowest Common Denominator TV will always get eyeballs no matter what. People like to rubberneck a wreck so its expected

@js66613

Жыл бұрын

That would be interesting, but that's also so not Netflix who has to fetishize everything and make it all look pretty... even mental illness at times.

@cryguy0000

Жыл бұрын

That would be interesting, even just as a case study. Like how people get that way and why it's so addicting. It'd also be cool to discuss things like the effects of early sexual experiences and how it affects relationships...you know....just asking for a friend

This show would be wayyy better if there were two groups, group 1 is meant to stay celibate and group 2 tries to seduce group 1. Group 1 has a potential 10,000 or whatever many dollars to win/split. But each time group 2 succeeds they earn some of that money. That gives actual motive.

@violeteatsstars

Жыл бұрын

YESSS

@hello_i_am_jacob

Жыл бұрын

Yes but group 1 would just be all aces pretending to be allo to get that money

I feel like calling the no-smelling show "Love is Stinky" was a missed opportunity. It totally should have been "Love Stinks".

@shay.w.5812

4 жыл бұрын

It's just a show where no one can shower or bathe. There are also no baths or beaches or perfume or deodorant.

@platplaysgames2030

4 жыл бұрын

Shay. W. And they’re in a hot and humid area

@shay.w.5812

4 жыл бұрын

@@platplaysgames2030 even better, they're in a straight up swamp.

@misi9205

4 жыл бұрын

What about, Is love stinky?

@camerantherollermain

4 жыл бұрын

that’s a great idea, but i think i can top perfection: Love *Nose* No Bounds

This whole show is literally No Nut November but with stakes.

@atlasintokyo1752

4 жыл бұрын

thats literally so good pitch that rn

@m_e_nere

4 жыл бұрын

Right that down

@pungoblin9377

4 жыл бұрын

So just regular NNN

@JacksonArm20

3 жыл бұрын

Wtfdym, No Nut November’s stakes are already high enough all they did was add money

@bobross8070

3 жыл бұрын

Oh....oh shit-

Nicole was the only one that should've won. She was SO sweet the entire show, stayed out of drama, and just hung out.

@maggiegreen7446

3 жыл бұрын

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS!! She was literally the sweetest person on the show. She just hung out and hyped everybody else up. No drama, no money lost, she was just chillin.

@camillashimwa7671

3 жыл бұрын

YES! Nicole and Kelz should’ve won. Those were the only 2 that didn’t break any rules whatsoever.

@katenutter

2 жыл бұрын

I loved her and I want to go on this show and do the same thing. Get payed to go on vacation. I would love that 10/10.

@bumble_kiwi

2 жыл бұрын

@@katenutter me too tho

@mario10zeus

Жыл бұрын

I agree but first, who's Nicole again..?

Me, an asexual: *hears the premise of this show and stares into the camera like I'm on The Office*

Netflix: if you have no sex for the summer there is a 100.000 $ prize Me: you guys are getting paid?

@hartley9003

3 жыл бұрын

I would be rich damn damn

@strawberryjam6235

3 жыл бұрын

@@hartley9003 same

@johnathanwhite4626

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be Bill Gates by now

@logancressy2259

3 жыл бұрын

$100 wouldnt be worth it edit: and yes i know in dumb countries like america they use . instead of ,

@chuues

3 жыл бұрын

yeah why aren't all us other people getting paid for not fucking each other

As an Australian, I can confirm *"CRIKEY"* is our mating call

@TunerClassic

4 жыл бұрын

NoICe

@alistarnonymous940

4 жыл бұрын

I am not exaggerating when I say that this is the hardest I've ever laughed at a KZread comment.

@residententiy

4 жыл бұрын

Why is this so funny to me 😂🤣

@deereye87

4 жыл бұрын

Hawt

@youfromthepast3513

4 жыл бұрын

I need some Mind Melter after this. I do not feel very pineapple.

Matthew's beanie definitely smells like weed.

@thepassingstatic6268

3 жыл бұрын

Well he is from Colorado so I wouldnt be surprised

@backwoodsjunkie08

2 жыл бұрын

@@thepassingstatic6268 yeah that whole state smells like weed lol

@RogueAstro85

2 жыл бұрын

Please, a rich white guy from Colorado? That beanie smells like weed and has at least an ounce of coke dusted over it

@TsundereOtter

2 жыл бұрын

@@RogueAstro85 as someone from colorado can confirm

To a sex-repulsed ace, this is like a dream(easy money) and a nightmare.

“Silly Chloe. Her brain is broken.” Chloe: 🤪

@goose3566

4 жыл бұрын

From Stun To Kill silly chloe brains are for smart people 🤪🤪

@jassims9383

4 жыл бұрын

Maximum Chloe

@jassims9383

4 жыл бұрын

........Derek

@aileencrain6558

4 жыл бұрын

At least she’s self aware. Everybody on the show’s got a broken brain. I feel bad for the actors.

@Therealblueberrymask

4 жыл бұрын

More like kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

"No hugging or 'touching' of any kind" that's just quarantine.

@Detective_Grav

3 жыл бұрын

Basically

@LL-tr5et

3 жыл бұрын

no hugging? wtf

@senza4591

3 жыл бұрын

Where's my 100k?

@fordsrest

3 жыл бұрын

sad

@LemonsNeverGaveYouLife

3 жыл бұрын

Miss Rona bout to start this social distancing party

"No sex or kissing" sounds perfectly reasonable, honestly; we just met, let's not get crazy. That money is mine!

I honestly felt bad for Haley, I don't know what she was doing on a show where she literally had no opportunity to form a relationship with anyone, since she was evidently the only wlw on the show.

@Sakura-uo3qz

2 жыл бұрын

I think she was bisexual? She mentioned liking girls as an afterthought so she did have opportunities to have relationships with guys

@bruhhd9270

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sakura-uo3qz yeah but shes still wlw

@thequeenofcringe1585

Жыл бұрын

@@Sakura-uo3qz bisexual women fall under the wlw umbrella. It’s just a term that refers to women who are attracted to women. Hope that clears things up.

@TumblrOzymandias

Жыл бұрын

@@bruhhd9270 sure, but the point is she *did* have an opportunity to form a relationship because she's bi

@moisttowelette4668

Жыл бұрын

What does w|w mean

They should make a dating show called *"This is Howie do it"* hosted by Howie Mandel Guys and girls must find love while their heads are shaved skin bald. * TWIST * their eyebrows will also be shaved

@squoop.filmss

4 жыл бұрын

i would kill for that

@prachisaini1

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaackkk!!!

@deereye87

4 жыл бұрын

botcrack I’m interested

@HERSHISKISS

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: there's already a called "Howie do it" hosted by Howie Mandel. It ran for one season and the theme song was "This is How we do it"

@de132

4 жыл бұрын

Kickstart it, don't let our dreams be dreams.

"Is it like a religious thing" Lmao to wear a beanie?

@satan9487

3 жыл бұрын

all hail beanie god

@lemon._.8649

3 жыл бұрын

Fellas is it religious to wear a tshirt and a beanie at the beach?

@leechyfruit4464

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemon._.8649 Yup

@limitedarcturus9389

3 жыл бұрын

Lemon ._. Apparently yes

@liamdoughnut1730

3 жыл бұрын

stev it is I think

My theory is that they forgot to press record when they kicked out Haley

They probably have sex addiction problem. I had the same problem too and turns out it was connected to my depression and was kind of a coping mechanism. I still have an extremely high sex drive but it's a lot better. Please get help if u think u have similar problem. It can be a huge problem to your health and relationship.

my favorite character was the one guy who immediately became fixated on the prize and told off anyone who broke the rules for fucking up his earnings lmao

@olivebranch7769

3 жыл бұрын

That guy was literally so funny, he didn't give a singular fuck😭

@doodledevore4374

3 жыл бұрын

@@olivebranch7769 Didn't they call him the Accountant, or something?

@notyourdestiny3547

3 жыл бұрын

The true hero of the show

@yuki97kira

3 жыл бұрын

Probably me if i went there

@olivebranch7769

3 жыл бұрын

@@doodledevore4374 Yes lol, his name was Kelz. Literally an icon😂

Nearly every person on this show would be the person in a zombie movie that hides their bite from the group

@oseebosele-park1408

4 жыл бұрын

And give some random guy the zombie STD and kkill off the group

@jordieparks8823

4 жыл бұрын

This is so oddly specific but it’s one hundred percent true

@laughingkidd815

4 жыл бұрын

Wait... this is so accurate that’s it’s scary... I’m legitimately scared rn

@bippythechippy882

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm glad I got bit, cause I hate everyone and I want nobody to talk to me and leave me alone."

@yeetskeet7926

4 жыл бұрын

I’m adding this in r/rareinsults lmao

Me, walking into every situation completely overdressed: "it's just my swag"

This game: no sex and you win money Aces: *where do I sign*

People in Too hot to Handle: **get paid to not have sex** People who never had sex: You get paid?

@Sinful_Ariq

3 жыл бұрын

*I AM HERE*

@AlternativeShae

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i wish i got paid

@ong2347

3 жыл бұрын

i made it 690

@piffba

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, technically you’re paid by not having to spend money on a child

@peskypigeonx

2 жыл бұрын

I WANT MY MONEY

Plot twist: *they're all the worst*

@whiplash2891

4 жыл бұрын

tolp

@Subpar1224

4 жыл бұрын

It's not a plot twist when it always happens lmao

@lilyosah2562

4 жыл бұрын

I knew that from their introduction sequences. It was like every single person seemed like the worst person ever and worst than the last but then there was another one....

@shrekgamer4199

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@burcolclone8322

4 жыл бұрын

Is it really a plot twist though?

"I have sex every day and it's never with the same girl" You certainly do not sir. You most definitely, certainly do not.

Chloe at least seems self-aware, which is a pretty basic sign of intelligence, and I can’t say that for a lot of the other contestants honestly.

@sushi287

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I actually like Chloe, she seemed like a really nice person on the circle

@PinkBerryMoose

11 ай бұрын

People who openly say they aren't smart tend to actually be really smart it just takes them a bit to find their words and find solutions

@rawr1131

9 ай бұрын

Yeah but at the same time, I feel like she shouldn’t be on THTH. She was only 20 (still in late adolescence which is around 18-20/21 and barely not a teenager) so it makes sense that she wasn’t looking for commitment. I guess I just feel like the show puts some level of shame on the contestants for being adverse to relationships and only looking for flings but Chloe was still at an age where she was finding out who she was. Why would she be looking for anything serious?

As an Australian I have never heard anyone unironically say “crikey”

@mnichow2146

4 жыл бұрын

What about bugger?

@nineteen96

3 жыл бұрын

As an australian, I have

@videogamemusic2962

3 жыл бұрын

A Tired Loser yes. I say it almost every day.

@strawburrymilk195

3 жыл бұрын

Me too but with Canada and “eh”

@senza4591

3 жыл бұрын

What? Thats a travesty.

This sounds like possibly the worst thing ever made. Bravo Netflix.

@Stark-Raving

4 жыл бұрын

Idk man, they made Goop Lab

@hhisaclown7682

4 жыл бұрын

Tom Hayes Tom Hayes

@misterface4547

4 жыл бұрын

Goop Lab is definitely worse

@turnoffautoplay

4 жыл бұрын

Idk man, they made “Enter the Anime”...

@TheMissingLink2

4 жыл бұрын

And this review will only go to making it more popular......

16:02 HES LOOKING AT THE FISH DIFFERENTLY ???????

@xX_codyine_syrup_Xx

Ай бұрын

you heard the man. hear him out on the fish.

Imagine being ace, and hiding it from the producers so well that they let you in anyway, and you win the contest with flying colors. I guess you could say you had an _ace up your sleeve_

@Poppy-rb1nm

7 ай бұрын

UNDERRATED COMMENT

They really make... not having sex... seem difficult

@smilesxo06

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah like your getting a hundred bags for not having sex for a few months.

@vizthex

3 жыл бұрын

ikr, i'm a redditor and can confirm it's fucking easy.

@TrexDrake

3 жыл бұрын

There are people who act like they can't go without sex for a week

@Daniel-fr1bh

3 жыл бұрын

@@TrexDrake fr

@aseofhearts

3 жыл бұрын

they can’t be real tho like they must be actors nobody in real life is like that

I like how Chloe is the “dumb” one yet Bryce doesn’t even know where the numbers on a clock are...

@kevinwang97

4 жыл бұрын

MimiTheHamster he’s blind duh

@nobodyknows8040

3 жыл бұрын

And Fransesca doesn’t know what the number from 911 is...

@frenchwoodite817618

3 жыл бұрын

And don’t you for a second forget that Hayley (sp?) didn’t know where Australia was

@takip-silim4164

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl they're all pretty dumb if you think about it.

@NoName-ld7gg

3 жыл бұрын

Or what’s left, right, up or down.

Matthew is the physical representation of a frat bro who went to a music festival and made it a personality trait

the whole setup of the show would be interesting if people cared about the prize and fought over breaking the rules, it's a somewhat good idea but turned out so boring and badly directed

@sentientpieceofcheese

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, they should have kicked people off if they broke the rules.

@baintreachas

Жыл бұрын

They should do this but with more money and poor people. Also guns

Matthew’s talking about “spreading his seed” like what does he think he is? Zeus?

@Redlionreal5649

3 жыл бұрын

Wanna be zeus

@freudiannipslip

3 жыл бұрын

At least if he was Zeus the "is your beanie religious" question would be less stupid lmao

@HanariKamite

3 жыл бұрын

@@freudiannipslip he hides his lightning bolt up there

@duelmasteryuya1205

2 жыл бұрын

@@HanariKamite Lightning Rod*

@j-j8984

2 жыл бұрын

I think there was literally an episode on SVU about that, and it starred John Stamos

“...but it has a pLoT tWiSt” the plot twist is that there isn’t a dating show and that it’s actually me eating a shoebox. yes that’s the show coming fall 2020.

@azoozle_1173

4 жыл бұрын

I'm buying Netflix to see that

@genericname2747

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. I want 69 seasons of this show.

@whamloverfr

4 жыл бұрын

If this doesn’t get green lit I swear

@vocalcalibration8033

4 жыл бұрын

I'm game.

@cassidyyy9589

4 жыл бұрын

Please actually do this

3:38 “in a world without sex, will they be able to create a relationship?” Religious people: yes

@Nerdgirl9853

2 жыл бұрын

Asexual People, People who want to have a relationship first, People who recognize the risks of constant sex with strangers: Also yes

i really do love how all these shows try to diss physical looks and sex, as if physical attraction and sexual compatibility aren't important. emotional is great and all but if you aren't compatible in anyway besides having some feelings for each other and maybe one thing in common the relationship probably won't last long. unless you're ace etc.

I'm pitching a show called Mating Call, where none of them can hear each other so they get judged by their handwriting and whether or not they know sign language

@zetjet9901

4 жыл бұрын

I want this show

@souryoungman

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I need this.

@bunnyninja4127

4 жыл бұрын

I’d pay money to see this

@iMatterhorn7

4 жыл бұрын

If people watched this show and Love is Blind then I’m sure they’d also watch what your pitching

@azoozle_1173

4 жыл бұрын

I would 100% watch you if you make a YT channel ur funny af

They named the robot thing “Lana” because “Lana” backwards is.....

@ultimatebro5719

4 жыл бұрын

Wow never thought of that. Good one

@undercooked_spaghettios

4 жыл бұрын

Alan

@zmatin8792

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no nononono

@raksharajshetty4501

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@megongaga1984

4 жыл бұрын

A nal? I see no funny. :P

"no kissing or sex" all the aces: ok that's fine

It feels like the show was created by an "abstinence only" guy and directed by a "abstinence never" guy.

*dude wearing a beanie* "So is it like a religious thing??" Yes. All religious people wear beanies. All the time.

@_confused_jaxx_

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, didn't know I was religious. Guess ya learn something new everyday

@definitelysomething4161

3 жыл бұрын

You cannot take off the beanie, never. God is watching, God will punish you if you take off the beanie.

@TPNsBiggestFan

3 жыл бұрын

As a Christian girl, I can confirm

@hhh-bu3qj

3 жыл бұрын

everyone knows god hides under the beanie and you cannot take it off or he will escape

@msjkramey

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, I didn't realize that mom was trying to shove religion down my throat when she got my bf and I Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw beanies... rude. Plus after what the Pope of Harry Potter did recently, I can't support the Church anymore

I’m slowly becoming convinced that every Netflix original reality/game show exists within the Black Mirror universe and that’s where that uncanny valley feeling comes from.

@doggytheanarchist7876

3 жыл бұрын

I like this theory. Will someone please do a mockumentary about it? Preferably 10 episodes and multiple seasons.

@senza4591

3 жыл бұрын

Its one of the tv shows in a black mirror episode that you only see a snippet of. This is the full version.

@ryleerose6598

3 жыл бұрын

The only good thing on Netflix now a days beastars and kakeguri (Yes i know im a fucking furry weeb don't @ me)

@LL-tr5et

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryleerose6598 lol stfu you obviously don't have eyes if you think that's all netflix is.

@elwandahearns7383

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that they’re way too ready to have wlw action but won’t have mlm action is SAPPHIC FETISHIZATION

Too Hot To Handle: nobody can have sex, even if they really like someone Me, an asexual: what, like it's hard?

"Bryce looks like boatshoes made love to a tanning bed" nearly killed me!

Francesca: we should stay friends Kelz: 👁👄👁 Francesca: 👁👄👁 Kelz: 👁👄👁 Kelz: ...cool

@crackerjack0349

4 жыл бұрын

Let's Go Sand he looks like KSI

@mariankushigbor9605

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is no one talking about the fact that everytime they did those workshops everyone started off as "what even is this" and ended with "i now finally appreciate myself more, i have grown so much thanks to this workshop and will be completely different from now on"????? Does that seem real

@brgan557

4 жыл бұрын

No

@lemon._.8649

3 жыл бұрын

No

@Kettie5

3 жыл бұрын

oN

@Detective_Grav

3 жыл бұрын

No and 666 likes

im asexual why did i decide to watch this ..this was so uncomfortable. the things i do for you jarvis ..

"Can they survive in a world with out $ex" *asexuals have left the chat*

I like how in all of these shows they’re like “superficial is bad!” But all the people are like really attractive Instagram models and stuff.

@berenicethegirl

4 жыл бұрын

@itunoo conventionally. But not to my taste at ALL personally

@h.r.9563

4 жыл бұрын

With obvious work done, fillers and false lashes.

@CJ-iz3mp

4 жыл бұрын

“Let’s find the hottest folks we possibly can to shame everyone for superficiality!!”

@MeanBeanComedy

4 жыл бұрын

Well, I think they were trying to make them become LESS superficial. Like a Pygmalion of the heart.

Matthew reminded me of a cult leader when he said he wanted to have babies with women of all races around the world. Like isn't that a little just..creepy..

@omgheather1

2 жыл бұрын

i physically backed away from my screen

@CoOkieLoVerLoL2958

2 жыл бұрын

It is incredibly creepy

@gwendalynnwatkins1296

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, fam, I aspire to be a cult leader, he's just a creep

@cinnabonbon

2 жыл бұрын

@@gwendalynnwatkins1296 first of all, i hope your cult isn’t anything too bad, but go for it, and second yeah he’s just a creepy dude

@gwendalynnwatkins1296

2 жыл бұрын

@@cinnabonbon oh, don't worry, it's probably just gonna be one of those cringey communes that didsapears into the wilderness and lives off the land. With me as their authoritarian leader, of course

I really want to see one of these, where it starts off seeming like a typical dating show thing, but then the plot twist is that one of the people is actually a fucking serial killer, or that there's some crazy monster, or the island is actually built above where the ancient one slumbers, and it devolves into a horror series where they have to survive... while also trying to find love.

Literally if this was a real competition show filled with normal people, they would make it out splitting the full $100,000 evenly

I'm not ace but who in their mind is ready to strip in five seconds and pulse their groin in everyone's face so easily I am mortified by these human-rabbit hybrids

@user-ud9xc1hr3g

3 жыл бұрын

I am ace and I agree that it's incredibly uncomfortable. But hey, to each their own. But sex addiction is a real thing and if that's what's going on here I hope they can get it figured out.

@Wired_User

3 жыл бұрын

All of these people seem like they legit have sex addictions, and it’s concerning. Maybe they should get their hormones checked too.

@Forseti_Force

3 жыл бұрын

I am demi and I also find this uncomfortable. People can live their own lives...but I personally can't imagine throwing myself at somebody I barely know.

@pappanalab

3 жыл бұрын

another ace here and yeah I'm genuinely concerned for these people

@lm_slayer1

3 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain what ace and demi mean lmao

Personally I think the show would have been better if everyone had started with ten thousand dollars and then when someone broke the rules money would be taken out of their ten thousand and divide among the rest of the people. That way you have people trying to keep their original ten grand and trying to get other people to break the rules so that they can get more. I would also make it so that they can see the money they have at like the main pavilion so that it’s not just a theory. Plus I would make the narrator less mean I just want to watch pretty people being dumb you don’t have to berate them and make it seem endlessly cruel

@cf1179

4 жыл бұрын

Elizabeth Ooh yeah

@gummibear696

4 жыл бұрын

That's pretty good actually. Good idea :) And yeah that narrator was one of the bigger reasons I couldn't finish this show, out of many reasons.

@uncharted4076

4 жыл бұрын

Good ideas

@vylynhjensen6987

4 жыл бұрын

Ooh, and they would be eliminated once they lost all their money

@mal9525

4 жыл бұрын

This sounds so much better

"I'm starting to look at the fish...differently" 😂😂

I wonder if they had a host that ended up being “problematic” in some way so they scrapped the show, Netflix bought it, and edited it as is without whatever host?

Both of the “couples” that are formed by the end of the show are “broken up” by now

@ygobe2

3 жыл бұрын

What love show EVER has the couple stick together

@joanyou6254

3 жыл бұрын

@@ygobe2 Lauren and Cameron from Love is blind😂

@suckit1335

3 жыл бұрын

Like, one couple from the Bachelor, and three couples from Love is Blind(Amber and Barnett; Lauren and Cameron; Gigi and Damian)

@BleedingHeartsFade

3 жыл бұрын

Right like sure they were in a relationship after getting physical, but like, lasting relationships? definitely not.

@senza4591

3 жыл бұрын

Figured

*"I'm not the brightest spark.... in the.. book."*

@kevinwang97

4 жыл бұрын

Jade Oreo according to all star it’s “I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed”

@jadeoreo

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinwang97 lmao I know the actual saying, I'm just quoting what she said in the video xD

@oof9701

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe she's an arsenist 🤷

@lucascocks

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin Wang I’m not the brightest bulb in Lowe’s

@therealplaguerat

3 жыл бұрын

I think that quote shows her intelligence perfectly.

"I'm a deep thinker.... I think about things a lot." I'm a deep thinker too! I spent the whole day thinking about what I could make for dinner!

I watched too hot to handle with my father and sister and literally i nearly outed myself as bi the whole time.

The contestants: How am I supposed to not have sex for an entire summer? Me, an asexual: What, like it’s hard?

@brgan557

3 жыл бұрын

I mean most people don't have sex every month so yeah no it isn't

@lillytoriya2212

3 жыл бұрын

@@brgan557 its a joke

@nt8597

3 жыл бұрын

Me, a virgin

@remusteahan3521

3 жыл бұрын

Legit tho lmao

@Netheraptr

3 жыл бұрын

Most religious people do this

Can’t wait for “love is deaf” to come out in 2 months

@ablone

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds of Love

@andreadelikat2220

4 жыл бұрын

The deafening roar of my internal love for all six of the women here and possibly that cute guy

@burcolclone8322

4 жыл бұрын

You're allowed to hook up as long as you don't say a word

@mochacrossing1567

4 жыл бұрын

Love is tasteless

@chmchn

4 жыл бұрын

@@burcolclone8322 That actually really sad and somewhat scary, but if ppl(weirdos) are into that..I guess silent staring during sex is as legally close to necrophilia as they will get.

1:56 fishy fishy fish making it stinky

@xX_codyine_syrup_Xx

Ай бұрын

oop, fish in the mouth.

23:23 Who tf thought this was funny?

They're getting paid, as long as they're not getting laid.

@TheNerdyChive

4 жыл бұрын

Are they getting Gatorade, though?

@keineken_3281

4 жыл бұрын

If that were a job I would be rich

@nothingtoseeherejustatotal4556

4 жыл бұрын

@@keineken_3281 F

@S0ME_GUY

4 жыл бұрын

Get paid, don't get laid, Gatorade

@hobomen6279

4 жыл бұрын

It’s like paying them to be like me

This show should have gotten one asexual just to roll his or her eyes at everyone all the time.

@t0xicchild926

4 жыл бұрын

god dude as an asexual if I was there I would yell at most of the “rule breakers” like: “You like money don’t you?!” “PUT THAT AWAY” “e x c u s e m e I d o n ‘ t w a n t y o u r t i t s”

@AnEmu404

4 жыл бұрын

T0xic Boi This is the best thing

@xleg4956

4 жыл бұрын

Idea: Asexual dating show with a twist- No off script heart to heart moments

@np8139

4 жыл бұрын

@@t0xicchild926 Honestly, putting up with these people would be the hardest challenge of all.

@regann7227

4 жыл бұрын

If I was put on the show, I would escape

No Nut November: The Show

My favorite thing in this is how the guy who says “I have sex every day and it’s never with the same woman” says it in the least convincing way. Like he can’t even pretend that’s really his life This man likes quiet evenings in and monogamy

"you must date....... without sex" [distant asexual laughter]

@lydiagolden6351

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@boybreakdowns

4 жыл бұрын

This is totally random, but I love your profile pic

@kennedy5540

4 жыл бұрын

haha I was thinking that too. I kept wondering how it would if there was that one ace who wasn't into sex in the show. I would be so interested into how they would deal with all these horny people and make side commentary on the whole situation.

@regann7227

4 жыл бұрын

@@kennedy5540 as an Ace, if I was on this show, I would escape

@maxholland6463

4 жыл бұрын

Yuppppp

Fun fact: Jarvis is actually binge watching these and is making these dating show videos because its the only thing he's done "research" on

@chrisding1976

4 жыл бұрын

Disruptive Bee woah that really opened my eyes. 👏👏👏👏😖😖😖

@Cymes

4 жыл бұрын

"Research" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@woosh_police4018

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cymes Jesus just stop

@prodarkknight6686

4 жыл бұрын

Ancient Geek nobody should be trusted with that knowledge

@kalebkleist5922

4 жыл бұрын

Jiraiya = Jarvis

i love how angry and stressed they are, like calm down a little, there’s more to life than kissing and sex 😂

“The Contest” is the Seinfeld episode and too hot too handle is worse in every way

The fact that they’re way too ready to have wlw action but won’t have mlm action is SAPPHIC FETISHIZATION

@reese9705

3 жыл бұрын

PREACH

@charlie6658

3 жыл бұрын

louder for the people in the back

@camocrocs1490

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@michaelhaydenbell

3 жыл бұрын

Ok. Man I can't believe the kind of people who would make and be on this show would do something like that.

@senza4591

3 жыл бұрын

No good, that

This show feels like a post on r/AreTheStraightsOkay?

@pepitoperez5938

4 жыл бұрын

@SCP 096 uhhhh no?

@Charlie-yv3ib

4 жыл бұрын

@@pepitoperez5938 yea? If they were only doing it to lose people's money and didn't have any attraction to the same sex then they're straight lol

@gabriels.1121

4 жыл бұрын

We don’t claim them

@esmfamil5086

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously not

@hundred2949

4 жыл бұрын

@@Charlie-yv3ib didn't she say that she liked her because she looked like her. Maybe it was like kissing herself

Jarvis at 2:41: "They wanna... canoodle" Me: *Getting intense flashbacks to referring to sex as that*

Any amount of money like this would be life changing for a regular person, but I think it's fairly likely that most if not all of these contestants are wealthy outside of the show. Who else could take a whole month away from work and family and everything else to compete on a show you might not win? That's the only explanation I can think of as to why they're all so willing to throw away the money just because they're horny.

I’m pretty sure when she said “I’ll date anyone who looks like me” she meant white

@spookyboy8127

4 жыл бұрын

ArtandJunk or a clone

@aislynncarpenter701

4 жыл бұрын

I thought she was just referring to levels of "hotness". (Which is completely subjective and also dumb)

@Lovely-ce6kg

4 жыл бұрын

Aislynn Carpenter no because she specifically said she likes blonde girls

@therealplaguerat

3 жыл бұрын

tbh that sounds the whole Troy Becker/Paul Zimmer thing

@michealtaormina1561

3 жыл бұрын

nah shes just a giga narcissist

Asexuals out there would KILL the competition in this show.

@vocalcalibration8033

4 жыл бұрын

You don't even need to be asexual, just have a modicum of self-control.

@allisonwallace4022

4 жыл бұрын

HECK YEA WE WOULD

@lyneyed

4 жыл бұрын

It's free money for us basically

@SamFioreMusic

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that they should make a show especially for that!! I think that would be so cool and such a good idea!! Lol

@izzyfarmer2500

4 жыл бұрын

FREE MONEY! FREE MONEY! FREE MONEY!

I've watched this video before but it showed up on autoplay, so... I watched it again. And uh. I didn't notice the tiny hand on Jarvis' index finger until 18:08. I MISSED IT COMPLETELY THROUGH ONE & A HALF VIEWINGS. That is hilarious. 😂🤣

I love that I'd seen your video about this, because I just watched season 2 of The Circle, which Chloe was on, and it was a treat to be a tiny bit aware of her already. I LOVED HER on The Circle so much! She is a doll and so funny. Much more of a hopeless romantic than a horndog lol.

@ImmortalBroken

2 жыл бұрын

Also, she said she got $10.50 from THTH 🤣

I’d love to be on shows like these just to serve as the baseline for the *other* side of the coin. Everyone there’s talking about how they bang almost daily, then it cuts to me - wide eyed in the confessional, “how did I get here...!? I’m an a d u l t v i r g i n,” I whisper with a genuine panic. The rules are revealed shortly after. All the others freak out and raise hell, aside from me, who sighs and says “Oh thank god. That makes things easier.” Honestly, I think reality TV would be so much more entertaining if they include an ‘odd man out’, or at least someone who represents the average young adult.

@xanderm6090

3 жыл бұрын

It'd be one way to switch up the formula so they all know that they are at least somewhat self aware.

@lego501stTrigger

3 жыл бұрын

The Circle kinda does that. Most of the people are relatively normal, with the actual reality TV people being the odd ones out

@melkmelo8448

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss, this would be so much better

@alexverdana2435

3 жыл бұрын

that would be so much more interesting

@awsomelyrandomstuff916

2 жыл бұрын

I would want to be that person for reasons of A) Free vacation B) I can tell people to leave me alone while I watch anime on my phone C) I assume there is free food

Except everybody DOESN'T win. The viewer watching the show loses.

@jasper2739

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I’m the 666th like

"in a world without sex, will they form deeper and more meaningful connections?" [laughs in asexual]

20:00 did they use f***ing sims 3 buy mode soundtrack in the show lol???

As an Australian, that ‘Australian’ guy is not australian. I live in the damn capital and I’ve never, ever, *ever* heard anybody ever say anything he said. Yes, some people say ‘crikey’ but nobody refers to themselves as a ‘cockatoo’. That guy is either just some guy who can do a convincing Australian accent or some fake Australian who’s actually American. And that the producers thought they should add so more people watch, probably.

@nineteen96

3 жыл бұрын

Or he's playing the aussie card too hard

@quirkyblackenby

3 жыл бұрын

Lol all Australians are different. There’s weirdos everywhere

@sl3683

3 жыл бұрын

I went to the same school, in Central QLD.. like peak bogan Australia. They do say shit like that there. He’s just emphasising it bc lol Australia and feeding into the stupid stereotypes.

@trialerrorsharer9398

3 жыл бұрын

@Aiden Hoogstra you made me giggle so loudly

@benperson5339

3 жыл бұрын

@@sl3683 Lol I also went to the same school, in Harry's grade. Small world.

This is how I imagine Netflix meetings: Exec: we need a new idea Producer: here's a well-thought out series about mental health struggles and addressing issues we currently see our demographic face on the daily Exec: wack Producer 2: we don't have a movie plot but we do have 12 B-List celebrities Exec: good, make it Intern: dating show where- Exec: stop right there, that's perfect. Take the keys to my house and take my wife

@brickvideos4851

4 жыл бұрын

Are the other two that you mentioned real shows that got cancelled or something?

@bruhdabones

4 жыл бұрын

Can I have the house & wife once ur done? 👉👈

@filipposgstathopoulos

4 жыл бұрын

@@brickvideos4851 Bojack Horseman

@wordswithkay

4 жыл бұрын

HAHA it's sad because this is kind of how I feel like this goes when my production team pitches to players like Netflix LOL

@naomiw39

4 жыл бұрын

@@filipposgstathopoulos to be fair what would an additional season of Bojack give.

The other difference between Francesca and the Kardashians is that her name does not start with a K. And that's it.

I was thinking about how they have only busty women and shredded guys and thought as a joke "maybe they should make a dating show for people with smaller chests or guys who aren't ripped" but tbh I feel like that's something they'd make at this point