hannah b talks like somebody from alabama mimicking someone who's not from alabama mimicking someone from alabama

@wysteriacampion353

4 жыл бұрын

D'Angelo Wallace unexpected surprise but welcome one

@dixiewhite2698

4 жыл бұрын

True true true -a true Alabamian

@rb8566

4 жыл бұрын

An unexpected challenger approaches! Glad to have you here, D’Angelo!

@caleblewis8169

4 жыл бұрын

But she didn't marry her brother

@magicalfish6286

4 жыл бұрын

:O

The fact that that Hannah clearly expressed her discomfort, she turned him down, and just generally said no to him several times yet the producers and Luke of course continued to put her in situations that made her uncomfortable and stressed makes me sick. It says a lot about what consent means to men like this.

@fuzzybuzzy3159

4 жыл бұрын

She dissociates from the trauma now btw

@IncredibleMD

4 жыл бұрын

That's what being on a reality TV show is like, for everyone on a reality TV show. Pretty much without exception, they're all pretty dehumanizing experiences, for everyone involved.

@flyhighskyguy9972

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and a lot about regraded tv producers only interested in drama

@Userfulpo

4 жыл бұрын

March Stars well it would, if it wasn't all scripted

@gray9590

4 жыл бұрын

For people* like this.

Luke saying “No guy would want her after that last thing she told me” (which was that she slept with someone) while actively coming back for her is SUCH a big red flag for an abuser. Making their victim feel like they’re doing them a service being with them, that they’re not worthy of love or a relationship and they’re so lucky to be with their abuser so they’ll stay. That was triggering tbh. Literally wtf.

@project_letters

10 ай бұрын

Exactly everything he did was so triggering!

@emilypalm8146

4 ай бұрын

unless the video was edited strangely, I think he made it much more about himself? He said that "Hannah thought [HE] wouldn't want to be with her anymore... after what she told me last night". he's a total asshole with concerning thoughts on women, but those exist even in more subtle language

@way2dead4u

2 ай бұрын

I think you misheard the quote a bit, since his delusions were that "Hannah said no to me but actually she's just misguided and needs to know I still want her" but you are completely right about his attitude and abusive behaviors! 11:14 if you need to double check

Why does Luke always look emotionless and on the verge of tears at the same time

@gambasfritasconcorbata5936

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes😩

@kisses1739

2 жыл бұрын

Which one?

@ussinussinongawd516

2 жыл бұрын

@@kisses1739 luke the harasser obviously

@nicripolas816

2 жыл бұрын

Very accurate

@JMBBrasil

2 жыл бұрын

Think it is because he tries to gain potty by making a puppy like face.

Luke: lay your hands off me Tall dude #1: or what? Luke: 👁👄👁

@tatiana_iana

4 жыл бұрын

Ahahah nice

@deleted-to5di

4 жыл бұрын

Ha

@someidiotlmao4428

4 жыл бұрын

Perfection

@MCsmileyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler C ❤️

@angelanazareno3718

4 жыл бұрын

Your the best

"This is the definition of a psychopath, I'm the opposite of that" My new way of introducing myself.

@onehotbitch2193

4 жыл бұрын

And yes, I will be wearing that sloth costume.

@harveyknguyen

4 жыл бұрын

@@onehotbitch2193 Real men introduce themselves to women by being in a testosterone fueled rage while rapping in a sloth costume along with showing them the definition of psychopath, and afterwards claiming to be a sailor from the 1700s

@kyhoney

4 жыл бұрын

name ̈ if a man DOESN’T introduce himself that way, he’s not worth my time

@onehotbitch2193

4 жыл бұрын

@@kyhoney I now expect that every time a man confesses his admiral affection toward me.

@Maninawig

4 жыл бұрын

You can always do the Holmes version.... I am NOT a psychopath.... I am a sociopath, get it right!

Luke: Relationships thrive on communication Hannah: *starts to say something* Luke: Sorry Hannah, I meant ME communicating my opinions to YOU.

@karak962

7 ай бұрын

glad I wasn't the only one who saw that hahaha

It doesn't even matter if it's all fake and staged. It still normalizes stalking and harassment and violating women's boundaries which the patriarchy and popular culture already have severe issues with normalizing.

@abee5344

2 жыл бұрын

🤢🤮🙈 go away

@feralsecco

2 жыл бұрын

@@abee5344 ????

@carcrashjayson

2 жыл бұрын

SILENCE

@MakoMankanshoukos

2 жыл бұрын

@@abee5344 hard body ratio

@olobreh2007

Жыл бұрын

that's what should be normalized

This tv show is just an arranged marriage with extra steps

@ayekantspeylgud

4 жыл бұрын

Scared Hamstee including lots of uh, free samples

@pattykrabbies

4 жыл бұрын

Heather B Never heard someone call sex free samples before lmaoo

@uh_caleb4897

4 жыл бұрын

that just caused an epiphany in my social life and mental health

@romankotas448

4 жыл бұрын

Patty Krabbies I call it test drives in the context of the bachelor/ette

@jazzhands8525

4 жыл бұрын

@Cobalt Wolf no it's a jojo reference

"She loves me. She just doesn't know it yet" is exactly what a dangerous maniac/stalker would say

@isitoveryet9525

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously....so fn creepy.

@chrismorris6865

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. He came across as very controlling and abusive.

@wellokthen3834

4 жыл бұрын

.....yandere?

@mistasfavouritememory2966

4 жыл бұрын

You know you love that he said it. You just don’t know it yet

@emilyvos3249

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah thats hella creepy

JPJ was the star for me. His golden retriever/himbo energy was unmatched💀💀

@chelseakitkatz

2 жыл бұрын

YESSSS

@NefariousSpineLizard

2 жыл бұрын

He is exactly the kind of man I love to step on.

@mollykircher3104

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah dude

@Su-mx7ix

Жыл бұрын

I hold Kellan Lutz as Emmett Cullen solely responsible for himbos being my kryptonite, I love them and their no thoughts just vibes brains so much 😩

@THEspooderman_

Жыл бұрын

He also has the Patrick bateman type voice which was funny hearing him say his name like that

i love the irony of how he interrupts her to explain the importance of communication while she's also simultaneously telling him to leave to which he completely ignores her

"the last thing i would ever wanna do is control a woman" i love the the middle aged woman in the audience rolling her eyes after that

@asiarodriguez9202

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOO same

@krystalaranha3779

4 жыл бұрын

ROLLING HER WHOLE ASS HEAD

@DangerNoodleReads

4 жыл бұрын

Wait what, where

@cmm3699

4 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed out loud at that part. Icon

@ajackss9259

4 жыл бұрын

SpicySalad she drunk

"Nobody introduces themself with their first and last name. Unless you're John Paul Jones from the Bachelor, in which case it's welcome and encouraged." -Danny Gonzalez

@zombrblx5370

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeeeet

@VampJen

3 жыл бұрын

So, you know what other kind of people get all of their names (first, middle, and last name) used....serial killers. Just gonna throw that out there.

@personne-fp6cr

3 жыл бұрын

He probably uses his full name because he has the same name as a member of Led Zeppelin I guess I'd also always say my full name if I had the same name as a rockstar

@mkay4

3 жыл бұрын

Jen BGoode John Paul is his first name. He has 2 first names. What’s your point?

@sophiayork6780

3 жыл бұрын

Léa G.M. Only thing he’s got going and i doubt he can play bass

Thanks to Hannah's mom, I have a new line for when I'm tryna be nice and civil when describing someone I don't like: "He has... qualities."

@Nov1cegg

9 ай бұрын

Kinda late but hope u wanna add something to you dictionary of "civilized" answers: "Deep down he might be a good person" That's a banger here in Brazil

Honestly from what I’ve seen of Hannah she seems like such a beautiful soul, just looking out for the people around her while also setting her own PERFECTLY REASONABLE boundaries- yet as Jarvis said she’s subjected to such awful people. That’s the one thing I’ll always have against the Bachelor and Bachelorette, is that a lot of their stars with good hearts are given traumatic situations just to make the show more money.

@saadbullock8122

3 жыл бұрын

"traumatic" xddd okay simp

@narc2.036

2 жыл бұрын

@@saadbullock8122 damn you really showed him so amazing

@lanceelliott2504

2 жыл бұрын

@@saadbullock8122 This season could absolutely be considered traumatic for her idk what you're on about

"He has...qualities" is my new favourite way to low-key diss someone

@spicysalad3013

4 жыл бұрын

we've found the new "bless his heart"

@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45

4 жыл бұрын

"He's a special boy."

@alwaysannoyedforever518

4 жыл бұрын

I just say that someone is “interesting”

@ajackss9259

4 жыл бұрын

AlwaysAnnoyed Forever this is my.... interesting friend

@christinereadsbooks3907

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve have a friend who describes people as “Challenging”

Luke 3 years later: So hannah put a restraining order, cussed at me, had sex with a million other guys, and said i was misogynistic. Does she love me?

@ossswin

4 жыл бұрын

Monica Velasquez “it’s because she doesn’t know i love her though”

@penazmehta9165

4 жыл бұрын

SHE SAID SHE STILL WANTS ME TO BE HERE 😭😭😭😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺

@cutienerdgirl

4 жыл бұрын

She didn't have sex with all these guys. Do you know how dating shows work?? She only gets to sleep with one at the end, it's the same thing for the Bachelor.

@venerablepoof

4 жыл бұрын

Pink 1.: You, my friend, need to inform your opinion and 2.: its a J O K E he said T H R E E years L A T E R

@epicgamer-lp4wg

4 жыл бұрын

Monica Velasquez Honestly relationship goals

There's just something so incredibly appropriate about a man hiding in a box that says "fragile, handle with care"

when danny showed up i thought i was hallucinating from sleep deprivation for a second

@vi..._

Жыл бұрын

same omg

@TheBluestflamingos

Жыл бұрын

Go to bed!

The Bachelor should start having mid-life crisis single parents on the show who actually are ready to get married and live their lives

@barelyfunctioning3982

4 жыл бұрын

Alyssa Rae Underrated

@thereserubi3679

4 жыл бұрын

Genius

@pingpong1138

4 жыл бұрын

And people willing to be loyal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@s0Shi

4 жыл бұрын

The single parent au makes my heart go doki doki (But yes very much agree ♥️)

@PANZERWULFFF

4 жыл бұрын

yeah and its unscripted.

The fact that they scripted harassment for entertainment is very very disturbing to say the least!

@tristasayers1516

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I feel like the producers have some sort of responsibility to make sure she is safe. Are they just like "btw if any of them turn out to be psychopaths, you're on your own. We love that shit and openly encourage it"

@MarkSalesman

3 жыл бұрын

Epic gamer style

@randommanny7659

3 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU

@bigbearkat2010

3 жыл бұрын

That bit where Luke P told Chris he wouldn't change anything about what he did, you tell by Chris' look and body language just how uncomfortable he is being around this asshole.

@angeltompa2525

3 жыл бұрын

hannah b talks like somebody from alabama mimicking someone who's not from alabama mimicking someone from alabama

its a shame danny got eliminated so early

“Relationships are based on communication” he says as he interrupts Hannah while she’s trying to shut him down for the third or fourth time

Luke P. Seems like the type of guy who thinks loading the dishwasher every once in a while makes him less of a man

@monicamycbm

4 жыл бұрын

Woot, why does everyone have this profile pic???😂

@vanadis2420

4 жыл бұрын

Nice ref from another video man.

@bobthemilkdrinkingmonke8623

4 жыл бұрын

U stole that joke

@sejcai

4 жыл бұрын

ive seen this joke word for word on reddit lol

@LirazRandome

4 жыл бұрын

XD

When he said “I look like someone tried to buy Dwayne Johnson on wish” I lost it

@Thisissarah815

4 жыл бұрын

Me too! 😂

@peyt_rae8260

4 жыл бұрын

i couldn’t unsee it

@dsfmdiya7500

4 жыл бұрын

Amirah Ellis same

@nazty_wraith6358

4 жыл бұрын

Erin McCormick what did u lsoe

@lmpst

4 жыл бұрын

well, I found it! **presents item** 🙌 it!

Could you imagine: the KZreadr bachelorette/ bachelor show. Danny would make it to the final four and be like “ OH YEAH IM MARRIED!”

@menhera758

Жыл бұрын

The ultimate joke.

As an introvert, I can safely say that I would rather be buried alive than be on this show

@doctorcorgi3134

Жыл бұрын

It’s our worst nightmare come to life. And on national TV no less.

@katharineball585

10 ай бұрын

I was thinking this lol

5:35 lol Danny actually blended in well I was shocked

@brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah drew should be an actor

@yeehawrounduptheseherefurr5903

4 жыл бұрын

i was *so confused*

@Pika-Chu64

4 жыл бұрын

U mean drew

@jordanh4362

4 жыл бұрын

Greg hey greg

@krmcd8322

4 жыл бұрын

I was like "Wait is that Danny?" And had to rewind to check

"we're getting married," he says tonelessly whilst staring at the camera with dead shark eyes

@loadingincomplete4969

4 жыл бұрын

Big yikes

@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539

4 жыл бұрын

Yikes forever

@tartaglogy

4 жыл бұрын

Yikeroonie

@straybeans143

4 жыл бұрын

Yikesaroo

@PhineasTaylorBarnum1810

4 жыл бұрын

yikesy tikesy

I love it when KZreadrs just show up in their friends videos for no reason and do nothing. Danny just being there as a side gag for no reason was hilarious

“He has qualities” I’m so glad I finished taking a sip of red wine before that clip. Red wine is so hard to clean up, and it burns your nostrils super bad if you snort laugh

NO, Hannah DID NOT eliminate Luke S. He walked away bc he was sick of his name being associated with the human garbage can that is Luke P. *Luke S is a golden doodle and deserved better.*

@myajanette

3 жыл бұрын

Facts.

@radioactivian4412

3 жыл бұрын

if no one will take em I'll do it

@justarandomguy2877

3 жыл бұрын

they said really quick or quit or whatever’

@cindypacheco7677

3 жыл бұрын

Golden doodles are not good pets if you’re a first time dog owner....

@tovadower962

3 жыл бұрын

I thought you meant Luke P and I was genuinely so confused

Luke P. seems like a man who needs to stay 500 feet away from women. I don't even know him, and I'm ready to call a restraining order on him.

@caleblewis8169

4 жыл бұрын

Same with men

@Dargonhuman

4 жыл бұрын

I felt like I needed to get a restraining order against him just to watch the show, and I'm a 37 year old man. When I found out he works with kids I was like, "People let this psychopath around children? Unsupervised?!"

@goggles8691

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dargonhuman otherwise they'd get arrested too

@SoftTangerineDreams

4 жыл бұрын

Seems like the kind of guy who’s constantly ready to hurt someone for his own benefit. As someone who has been mentally abused and heavily manipulated, it isn’t funny to bring him back on the show. It isn’t entertaining, it’s outright scary...

@chatterbox1078

4 жыл бұрын

He needs to stay 500 feet away from everybody except a therapist

What the producers did with Luke P. was definitely not okay, applause to Hannah for standing her ground even after they brought back that asshole

“golden doodle of a person” tbh he was p adorable 🥺

“This is the definition of psychopath. That’s the opposite of me.” Hm yeah that’s believable

@ellaczeiner3974

4 жыл бұрын

He seems like the typical "nice guy" that needs to tell everyone he's nice instead of genuinely showing he's kind since he doesn't know how to be

@yoursleepparalysisdemon9969

4 жыл бұрын

Ye, he ran away from psycho and ran straight to sadistic narcissist with an inflated ego

@brysonoakley1028

4 жыл бұрын

A red flag so big, China would be jealous

@dagothur7171

4 жыл бұрын

The definition he pulled up said say kuh path Instead of Sī ko path

@rowanfox3009

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I said to the cops hehe

I actually watched that whole season and I can say that John Paul Jones is the best person ever, in one episode he was eating McDonald’s chicken nuggets and didn’t talk to Hannah the whole time

@kingmaoh5566

4 жыл бұрын

He had the right choice McDonald Chicken nuggets taste good, food before woman always. Actually this goes both ways food before any relationships

@amaris145

4 жыл бұрын

mood

@ShibuNub3305

4 жыл бұрын

This man acts like the weirdest guy ever and it’s kind of terrifying how close they got his behavior to mimic me.

@adeer87

4 жыл бұрын

I can understand that choice tbh.

@apparition555

4 жыл бұрын

@Mega Necksnapper - i’m sorry but your grammar is so bad i couldn’t understand anything you said

There was also the fact that Luke’s hometown date didn’t include his family but instead his church group which acted super cult like honestly. Remember feeling so creeped out

Not being thrilled about the person you’re dating sleeping with other people is not controlling in and of itself, but the fact that he came on the bachelorette at all and then tried to change unknown part of the show that she signed on for and he knew that at the beginning, is what makes it surprising.

@bigbearkat2010

Жыл бұрын

The more I think about it the more it seems like it was a power move on his part because when she shut him down for it, he immeddiately tried changing tactics. Dude said he would want to leave if she slept with any of the other guys but then refuses to leave when she told him what he didn't want to hear and then came back again the next day like he thought he was Lloyd Dobler so clearly that stuff he opened with was BS

@random-2141

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbearkat2010 No, it's not. He came back on the show, and almost forced her to accept his proposal when she clearly expressed she didn't want him as her husband. I agree the whole idea of the show is toxic in itself, but when someone says they don't want to be with you, you must respect that. That's absolutely not a "power move". And he signed for that, he knew what he was getting into.

@thaloblue

Жыл бұрын

And honestly that's not guaranteed. Just because that could happen doesn't mean that every bachelorette chooses to sleep with each remaining contestant who makes it to the suite. I've seen many women at least say that the suite isn't going to be an intimate opportunity, but more of a setting for an extended chat about the future. He took it to the extreme of "SHE WILL SEX EVERY MAN HERE AND I DONT LIKE THAT"

Hannah apologizing to the fans: God, I'm just so sorry... that the producers wouldn't let me carry a gun on set to stop that psychopath.

@ReaperInTheFlowers

4 жыл бұрын

Alabama allows concealed carry but not the Bachelorette ig

@thelocalcoma

4 жыл бұрын

@@ReaperInTheFlowers I imagine most shows would be like that lol. Too many risks with crazy contestants.

@elliottlupin

4 жыл бұрын

I'm against guns, but I feel like Like is an exception.

John Paul Jones looks, sounds, and acts like the Disney sitcom male comic relief

@freezeboy13

4 жыл бұрын

Remember Austin and Ally? In that show there was a character named John Paul Paul John. Not kidding.

@jacob.loesch

4 жыл бұрын

John Paul Jones also sounds like the name of Led Zeppelin's bassist.

@calebduarte5255

4 жыл бұрын

John Paul Jones is essentially the Bachelorette’s equivalent of Wade Freeman, All Star QuarterBACK!

@macmuggo5459

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Loesch he’s got a haircut like the led zep bassist

@jacob.loesch

4 жыл бұрын

@@macmuggo5459 true

I would love a plot twist where the bachelorette is disguised as a production assistant prepping these guys to meet a fake bachelorette, and she makes her determinations of them as the boys talk with producers what stupid thing they will do to get her attention.

“You don’t get a diploma for music” Me: *three music degrees and thousands of dollars in debt* “oh”

@ShaeSandybanks

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh not having one is probs why he hasn't gone anywhere. Like he lost followers on Spotify after this. Talk about not knowing how to market!

Luke P: "Relationships are about communication." (Luke P ignores Hannah's valid concerns about him being a creep, and disregards her feelings repeatedly).

@ZielonaPastela

3 жыл бұрын

I believe that in this case "communication" is him talking and her listening. Everything they would ever need.

@Jobother

3 жыл бұрын

"Relationships are about communication" *immediately shushes hannah*

to be fair, John Paul Jones is such a strong name that even i wanna repeatedly say John Paul Jones.

@rorrim0

4 жыл бұрын

It's a name that even a cult leader would be jealous of.

@brennns

4 жыл бұрын

John Paul Jones is the best thing to happen to bachelor nation

@theawkwarddolphin4752

4 жыл бұрын

John Paul Jones (no relation ) was also a famous naval commander

@jacob.loesch

4 жыл бұрын

It's also the name of Led Zeppelin's bassist

@jeremysworld3061

4 жыл бұрын

@Phea qwq You're an angel now.

why is no one talking about how jed has not gained any listeners in spotify or even STAYED THE SAME. HE DROPPED TO 1,498 LISTENERS MONTHLY AND ONLY HAS 2,429 FOLLOWERS

9:56 “that’s what my baby says, mow mow mow, and my heart starts pumpin, chicka chicka choo wow, neva gonna stop. Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you” ifykyk

@scarl3t_m00n

10 ай бұрын

YEAHHH

"The way relationships work is through communication" *Hannah tries to talk* "No shut up, I meant I communicate and you listen"

Hannah: *already has kicked Luke off show twice* you need to leave Luke: Relationships work though communication.

@jenn1123

4 жыл бұрын

Sleepyone444 Yes he reminded me of my ex who also refused to leave me alone after our relationship

@ancientess4424

4 жыл бұрын

He is LITERALLY the embodiment of the “cLiNgY pYsChO eX” stereotype that digs hair out the drain

@h.r.9563

4 жыл бұрын

When he says communication he means "when she listens to me"

@jamescolm1133

4 жыл бұрын

Sleepyone444 Yes Hannah: But... Luke: no no listen.

Imagine being married to John Paul Jones and having to call your husband by his full name every time

If the actual show was aired with Jarvis’ commentary, it would be my favorite show lol. Not kidding.

as someone who has been in an abusive relationship, just watching these clips was triggering. abuse should not be normalized on tv, even if he is playing a "villain" character. it is disgusting to watch, but even more disgusting seeing Hannah go through it.

@mothdoc1909

4 жыл бұрын

Lela Nesheim Plus, Hannah appears to have started dissociating irl because of this.

@FairyBogFather

4 жыл бұрын

@@hitblock425 huh?

@christinawhaley7

4 жыл бұрын

@@mothdoc1909 I've seen a couple people say this about her disassociating in real life now, what does that mean? What's been going on with her lately? Is this referring to something that started happening to her after the whole show was over? I'm so curious, I wanna get some fax

@mothdoc1909

4 жыл бұрын

Christina dissociation is a coping mechanism for trauma. It's basically you're body trying to distract itself by ANY means necessary. It can be as simple as just shutting down (can't really move walk or speak) but can also lead to forms of delusion whilst it's happening (ie thinking you're younger, thinking you're a different person etc) On Hannah's instagram story she said that when it all got to be way too much she would look at the nearest wall and shut everything else out of her mind, which looks/sounds like dissociation.

@user-bw6kn6lo2s

4 жыл бұрын

Hitblock ???

“The key to relationships is communication.” *Hannah starts to say something* *Luke interrupts* “No, listen-“ Edit: Dang thanks y’all for the weekly JPJ notifications and over 8k likes

@t6amygdala

4 жыл бұрын

John Paul Jones: John Paul Jones

@ifartedandmybootyisonfire569

4 жыл бұрын

John Paul Jones

@someidiotlmao4428

4 жыл бұрын

John Paul Jones

@nicolep168

4 жыл бұрын

John Paul Jones

@amayatilbury9858

4 жыл бұрын

John Paul Jones

Jarvis turning around and saying "call the cops" pretty much summarizes the whole season

"he just jumped the f**** fence" will get me every time

Luke P lives in the same town as I do, and literally, everyone avoids him. Gainesville is a town that welcomes diversity, and people who watched the season made sure to warn every single girl to watch out.

@elygonzalez677

4 жыл бұрын

Luke p lives in Gainesville too? Aight ima move

@sadnessofwildgoats

4 жыл бұрын

400th like. Btw watch out.

@-WhoAsked

4 жыл бұрын

Oh damn, I live in Gainesville too.

@washerlover_

4 жыл бұрын

Oof I dont live too far from there either.

@chungleandthebims167

4 жыл бұрын

Someone has corona in Gainesville

"this cute little golden doodle of a person" is possibly the best way to describe someone I've ever heard

@zeppelin5568

3 жыл бұрын

I know right

@wheezymell

3 жыл бұрын

the shakespearian way of saying baby

@yesplease29

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@doooodle5603

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who owns a golden doodle can confirm that’s a compliment

@doooodle5603

3 жыл бұрын

@Doge Army Yeah, her name is Daisy, she’s very sweet

My friend Matteo (we met at Georgia Tech btw, go Jackets!) was actually a contestant on Hannah's season of the bachelorette. He didn't last very long and barely got any screen time, his most memorable moments consist of when he ate bugs in a post-credits scene and him saying something nice in the "Men Tell All" episode (I think. I lost interest halfway through the season and stopped watching tbh). Anyways, he had some really interesting things to say about the whole production, it was cool hearing a little bit about what goes on behind the scenes from him. Apparently he wasn't allowed to talk about a lot of it though. And I got to meet ABCam because of him lol 😆 Great vid Jarvis, love hearing your take on stuff like this!!

Jed would definitely go “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”.

Hannah: I got rid of luke Luke:well yes but actually no

@enricovangelderen6464

4 жыл бұрын

luke*

@willyd._7926

4 жыл бұрын

Looké

@boozecruiser1776

4 жыл бұрын

Loke*

@Mal05407

4 жыл бұрын

@@boozecruiser1776 *Loki

@t6amygdala

4 жыл бұрын

John Paul Jones: John Paul Jones

You really got Danny Gonzalez to guest-star in a thirty minute long special of just yourself venting about The Bachelorette, and I respect that a hell of a lot.

@mandarinablue8438

4 жыл бұрын

I'm uber duper happy they got a collab.

@shannonbassett7521

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah when I saw it was drew, I pressed f instantly.

@orange-os7ob

4 жыл бұрын

ha 667th like

@guytorie

4 жыл бұрын

@@orange-os7ob nice

@acbox2273

4 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about that’s Drew Gooden

16:07 I learned a new word! “Cantankerous”

"You don't get a diploma for being a musician." My dad with a doctorate in cello performance: "Ummmmmmm......."

I hate that they normalized that man harassing her because that is a VERY real thing. What the hell

@radfatdaddy4169

3 жыл бұрын

Security, and the other contestants, and the gal should have just beat the living shit out of him when he showed up again. Normalize THAT happening!

@Mack-fj9nl

3 жыл бұрын

@Tyler Gay But stuff like this will encourage other dumb asses to do stuff like that. Which is the problem.

@cristi1145

3 жыл бұрын

Bro it also irritates me that all of them look the same. Like idc if they’re all white but they all look the same💀💀

@pokaay3163

3 жыл бұрын

@Tyler Gay the fact that you dont realize how many “dumbasses” are out there that will take examples like this show to justify their actions and mindsets... 🤦‍♀️ you talk about it like it’s a 1/10 occurrence lmaoo

@sarahfromtheneverland9001

3 жыл бұрын

@Tyler Gay THAT is called normalizing. People are dumb and they get influenced by dumb stuff. Manipulation and normalizing bad behavior is very real. Anyone can fall for this when they're vunerable.

As a Christian I apologize this man was never supposed to leave the churches dungeon

@dfbrethy2368

4 жыл бұрын

Nile Peoples Amen

@sofia.eris.bauhaus

4 жыл бұрын

yea, lock him up and make him write another gospel.

@mr.awesome7552

4 жыл бұрын

I forgive you... wait a minute WHAT, remind me to not enter a churches basement ever again

@sleeplessdistrict3897

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Awesome Don’t worry, you only go in if you deserve it

@sircartier4703

4 жыл бұрын

They should put priests on the bachelor

Love how Danny made a cameo for a solid 30 seconds and said NOTHING Fuckin Mr Noodle'd it Amazing

I absolutely love at the fourteen minute make when he tells the guy not to touch him and he says "Or what? What you gonna do?" and they all start to surround him and he looks so genuinely terrified. So much bark only to fold so fast and completely.

Luke: I would never control a woman, but I will.......control a woman.

“he has qualities” has the same energy as “you have... eyes.”

@dreamybombstudios724

3 жыл бұрын

You have...face

@dr.alphys

3 жыл бұрын

You have... shoulders

@m_e_nere

3 жыл бұрын

Head

@kellyglinski2143

3 жыл бұрын

You have...something?

@guestydark9374

3 жыл бұрын

wtf do you have?

My fiance's claim to fame is that he was friends with Tyler C. in highschool and he played baseball with his little brother 😂

@rachelcookie321

2 жыл бұрын

My claim to fame is that my friend’s family used to be friends with Troye Sivan’s family. At least he actually knew the person lol.

@harpist.vanessa

2 жыл бұрын

@@rachelcookie321 they were friends in high school haha so they knew each other!

Real talk, tho - what would be worse: a) The Bachelorette is scripted, and they CHOSE to write it that way. b) The Bachelorette isn't scripted, and they CHOSE to let it happen that way. Either way, yikes!

Imagine being in Luke P’s bible study group, like “Oh sweet, pastor Luke is on TV let’s watch it together!” And then you just watch him harass a woman on national television.

@TinyMafioso

4 жыл бұрын

He gets back and is immediately kicked out

@dominicking4739

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@prehistoricorchid3455

4 жыл бұрын

fr though

@DoodlerDude

4 жыл бұрын

Luke WARM P

@Emilythematerialgurl

4 жыл бұрын

@@TinyMafioso now that be a funny video

Dwain “the Rock” Jarvis is now gunna haunt my nightmares... I can’t unsee it now 😂😂😂

@jakeousthaoous5801

4 жыл бұрын

Dwayne****

@justrcd

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakeousthaoous5801 nope, this is not Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, this is, in fact, the wish version: Dwain "The Rock" Jarvis.

@sarcasticnonsense

4 жыл бұрын

JustRCD exactly

@sarcasticnonsense

4 жыл бұрын

Real Epicliboi I spelt it wrong for a reason

@Pathfinder-qp1he

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

JPJ _is a_ HUMAN POKEMON, WHY DID I NOT THINK ABOUT THATTTT Edit: I always thought he was a human golden retriever

9:42 legit the funniest thing i have ever seen on a reality tv show

"He just jumped the f**king fence" Honestly I'm going to have to start watching this show lol

@Redbird-dh7mu

4 жыл бұрын

He exclusively travels by jumping fences, if there is no fence, there is no Colton

@Gee-xb7rt

4 жыл бұрын

watch reviews, save yourself hours of pain. you would have had to watch 20 hours of torture to get to the 5 seconds of fence jumping.

@ClodaghQuinnchannel

4 жыл бұрын

It is pretty good

@bubblesthebandit

4 жыл бұрын

its just kinda funny to see how ridiculous it is

@coll6914

4 жыл бұрын

I'm watching it after the fact so I can skip through the really cringe parts... So much better

Danny is even flexing his green screen skills through other channels!!!

@ozonenose3941

4 жыл бұрын

Uh, you mean Drew, right?

@bolson42

4 жыл бұрын

Danny? Who’s Danny? The only person that fits this description is Drew gooden, if you’re mistaken

@OkBoomer-mo6mk

4 жыл бұрын

Lol ya what's up why is danny there 5:34

@hollyngriffin2651

4 жыл бұрын

Wait aren’t Danny and drew the same person

@nameslizbeth6354

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

13:56 “Lay your hands on me-“ “Or what.” *silence* IM IN STITCHES BC EXACTLY. Theyve been too lenient with him. And ik its a set up by the producers but lmao the other guys have clearly been itching to beat his ass from day 1

I didn't even know you could just be like "Nah" after your elimination, how did that even get allowed

This season of the bachelorette was stolen from sloth girl. We have to demand justice for our sloth quaan.

@shadowcattt

4 жыл бұрын

#Justice4SlothQueen

@bethel2784

4 жыл бұрын

Yasss

@matejcevnik7362

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly id go for her

@Ronep76

4 жыл бұрын

Sloth girl was wearing Anthony Padilla's fursuit

"This cute little golden doodle of a person" *AGREE*

@jbba3076

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@andreamorals3808

4 жыл бұрын

@@jbba3076 yasss

@wow-ky9nc

4 жыл бұрын

@@andreamorals3808 yassss

@rachezzel

4 жыл бұрын

@@wow-ky9nc yasssss

@eggmon420

4 жыл бұрын

7:54 just because I wanna go back and see him. He’s ADORABLE.

Jed: 🎶🎵 oh Hannah Hannaaaah~ 🎵🎶 Hannah: Me? He's singing your name directly at you. Yes, the song's for you.

Let’s be real, this Dude played his part perfectly. People act like the producers didn’t tell him to act this way to get ratings.

@monhi64

2 жыл бұрын

Idk I’m torn on that, it’s definitely blatantly obvious that whoever was in charge loved it but how much of that could be acting. Is he really that good of an actor and improviser, cuz it’s not like he even had scripts or the possibility to reshoot often. So I’m not sure but reality is probably somewhere in the middle

@TheNormExperience

2 жыл бұрын

...to what end though? What reward does one get for acting like such a complete abusive ahole on national television? If people know your name walking away it’s only because they hated you enough to learn it. If you let people know they’re going to watch and assume this is what you’re actually like. So I don’t see it helping in real life. If he were an aspiring actor, not a dude doing ‘Bible study’ I would agree...or if it had actually worked on the bachelorette I could see that making sense, but this situation feels more like they needed a charismatic villain and he just heard charismatic and thought that meant he‘d obviously be the main character and showed a little too much of himself while production spurred him on. I guess what I mean is, yeah, I’m sure production chose all his absolute worst moments to show, but he did still say and do all those things so...it’s hard to not think he should also be held accountable.

Sloth girl was wife material fight me.

@sneakysnake7695

4 жыл бұрын

No no no you're right

@Pokmasterman

4 жыл бұрын

She seems like a strange woman i like that

@renoloverxoxo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pokmasterman sense of humor is sexy af.

@cubbleshasreturned6968

4 жыл бұрын

She should have been the bachelorette. Just not for this season

@Cryo_the_Proto

4 жыл бұрын

Why fight people who are right

John Paul Jones is basically a golden retriever and we must protect him at all cost

@IncredibleMD

4 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, from what little I saw of that girl's personality, a Golden Retriever in Human Form sounds like exactly the kinda guy she should marry. She already seems like the type to own multiple golden retrievers in dog form.

@glorybelieve9010

4 жыл бұрын

hxney bee -JPJ is an immature little boy who needs many more years too grownup before he will ever be ready for a serious relationship.

@hurricanejay1777

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know how to say this but he is a corgi and I can't explain why

"relationships are based on communication" yeah and she communicated that she did not want you around

I feel like the only reason that as soon as Luke p. screamed on top of the car Hannah wasn’t like: “nope, leave please, goodbye.” was because of the producers.

danny gonzales should've won what the frick

@fggyleafexist1753

4 жыл бұрын

Drew Gooden*

@phoenixcrown9966

4 жыл бұрын

@@fggyleafexist1753 Danny Gonzales

@rowan-priince1860

4 жыл бұрын

Drew Gonzales

@phoenixcrown9966

4 жыл бұрын

@@rowan-priince1860 Danny gooden*

@lilkiity1735

4 жыл бұрын

Drewny Goodzalez

I love how he hates the show but you can tell he obviously knows a lot about it and secretly loves how ridiculous it is lmao

@gabrielaharries8149

4 жыл бұрын

My relationship with love island... It's so bad but so good lol

@mj-yo7vt

4 жыл бұрын

Literally me

@pretelquetzal

4 жыл бұрын

That's why most people love the show

@imsophie

4 жыл бұрын

that’s the majority of people who watch the show. it’s so dumb that it’s terrific.

The fact the producers facilitated, filmed, and aired Luke P harrassing Hannah makes me feel triggered, enraged, nauseated, unsafe, and horrified all at once. Their set, their production, their cast (employees), their burden of care. FUCK

@Nylak-Otter

10 ай бұрын

They must have to pat down the women on this show for self-defense tools/firearms before they let them on set. Otherwise, this show would be way more my speed.

poor hannah, the producers clearly dont carw about her during shooting, she very explicitly expressed that luke wasn’t supposed to be there and they outright ignored her to let the drama happen.

i could watch jarvis talk about anything for hours straight

@claytongriffith8323

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@conmanassassin

4 жыл бұрын

Killer Duck not all Pyro is not one of them

@trickytreyperfected1482

4 жыл бұрын

I could watch him talk about anything for hours gay.

@baldie6297

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking thanos and Darth Vader

@marcusmcfadden

4 жыл бұрын

Sad Boyz Podcast my man

The "P" in "Luke P." stands for "psychopath".

@fionadreesbach3685

3 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment

@brennenhrebeniuk9661

3 жыл бұрын

Hes definitley not a psychopath possibly sociopathic tendencies but definitley not psycopath

@yellingateveryone2520

3 жыл бұрын

@@brennenhrebeniuk9661 think it was a joke because they can’t be like Luke “psociopath”.

@yesplease29

3 жыл бұрын

Nice 889

@gabrielleharper7741

3 жыл бұрын

@@yellingateveryone2520 the p is silent so we forgot bout it

An update on Jed: He released two more songs, and only has 1.3k monthly listeners

12:30 the fact that Jarvis went and set up a whole other shot with him as a camera guy for a half-second visual gag is weirdly wonderful

NO NO NO YOU AINT GONNA DIS SLOTH GIRL. The whole thing was that guy was a virgin and it was a huge point of insecurity for him, so she shows up in a sloth costume with “I’m ok taking it slowwww” and she was BOOTED first night. He did NOT deserve such a wonderful soul.

@yeetatron1163

3 жыл бұрын

facts

@emmad4308

3 жыл бұрын

Sloth girl is best girl

@lank5582

3 жыл бұрын

Am I misunderstanding because it sounds like she was going all out to make fun of him and that is not okay... I would have booted her too. I think that's a very reasonable thing to do.

@sersastark

3 жыл бұрын

...she sex shamed him for being a virgin. She needed to get booted. That's not okay.

@sersastark

3 жыл бұрын

@@lank5582 same

The Danny Gonzales cameo was the cherry ontop to this video

@kc-ih1rz

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually Drew, btw. I know it can be hard cuz they are very similar but the aren't the same...

@oakliefox2309

3 жыл бұрын

@@kc-ih1rz lol what are you talking about that’s kurtis conner?????

@tyrvin

3 жыл бұрын

@@oakliefox2309 naw man thats cody ko

@alexcrazyart6522

3 жыл бұрын

@@tyrvin "People think I copy Danny's videos" "People think I copy Drew's videos" "Why can't you get we don't copy each other's videos?" "We copy Cody Ko's"

@tyrvin

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexcrazyart6522 lol ikr they copy those old man's vids, poor cody 😪 and wow i'm very stupid this is from their song

"although a man is supposed to lead a woman in a relationship" here's the thing...there's a difference between leading a woman and just totally controlling her and ignoring her views. Just like, being overprotective can sometimes be a good thing but it can easily become toxic

@majikmessiah

Жыл бұрын

Like in dancing, the man usually leads but this is because the woman lets him and if she wants to lead the man should respect her choice.

I love how he says “im a KZreadr” and his lil description says “Unemployed”