Jarvis Johnson

Jarvis Johnson

Hi I'm Jarvis! I can't figure out how to upload videos to this website but i hope one day i figure it out.

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Tiktok's Worst Podcast

Tiktok's Worst Podcast

Instagram Hates Its Users

Instagram Hates Its Users

Wasting Food For Clout

Wasting Food For Clout

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  • @Meta-Potence
    @Meta-Potence11 сағат бұрын

    Ur idiocy is unscalable it broke vegeta's scouter, in the case of me knowing how its just bc i can tell the difference between u and me but in the case between u and ur audience "it takes one to know one".

  • @edmundmaharaj9289
    @edmundmaharaj928914 сағат бұрын

    omg I found this guys youtube channel a while ago and I was wondering why no one was saying in the comments it's fake lol

  • @tigerbug
    @tigerbug15 сағат бұрын

    shake is just another gary vee clone lol

  • @luhquay3304
    @luhquay330417 сағат бұрын

    Nah im mad because it wont let me log in on my iPhone but it does on my android shxt crazy man i can’t wait until i get new iPhone hope getting me a new iPhone will change everything and have no issues cuz dis sum bs😤

  • @saydayay5420
    @saydayay542020 сағат бұрын

    It did hit homes. My friend came home from a vacation…nothing was stolen but their TOILET. PIPES AND ALL.

  • @scriptjs
    @scriptjs20 сағат бұрын

    Why does his app ui look so bad though

  • @SamanthaLorem
    @SamanthaLorem22 сағат бұрын

    If i was a restaurant owner and i found out a guy with thousands of people watching him live was at my restaurant, i would give him special treatment. Not because hes famous; idgaf if your famous. Id care if he got average treatment, complained, and got his followers to review bomb or hate on it. I imagine it could ruin a smaller restaurant/business.

  • @davethemagnificent2576
    @davethemagnificent257622 сағат бұрын

    I remember watching Springer every evening after school at my grandparents. I liked it back then, when Steve was head security. After Steve left it turned into a circus.

  • @TheVoidAscensionist
    @TheVoidAscensionistКүн бұрын

    Life Hack: if you are depressed love yourself, OR ELSE

  • @gregoryl.levitre9759
    @gregoryl.levitre9759Күн бұрын

    Most of the adults in the Metaverse are Meta Employees, which is why they all know each other. They're CIA/Mossad Agents and child traffickers (which is why it is so kiddie and targeting young people). You hung out with the worst people on the planet.

  • @gregoryl.levitre9759
    @gregoryl.levitre9759Күн бұрын

    I don't know what you expected from the Metaverse. I guess you don't know that it is ran by child traffickers and spooks (CIA/Mossad).

  • @Gavs_Playlist9755
    @Gavs_Playlist9755Күн бұрын

    Did u know you could save the food for later

  • @troysgaming529
    @troysgaming529Күн бұрын

    This was posted 10 months ago and he still haven’t posted until then I’m pretty sure he’s trap in there

  • @Butters_Holochain
    @Butters_HolochainКүн бұрын

    Dude is a scamming scumbag

  • @NeoLegend9094
    @NeoLegend9094Күн бұрын

    I’m not sure if it was related to devious licks as I never heard of an instance where it actually happened in my school, but in the mornings it was really annoying because they only had one bathroom open, the rest were blocked off. Also it was always that one bathroom that lacked soap half the time, probably because it was being used more. I think it was only in the mornings though because during classes if we wanted to go anywhere we had to make an e-hall pass and the teacher would have to accept it. Also apparently it was also a rule that only one person from a class could go at a time and you could not go in the first and last 10 minutes of class which could also be pretty annoying. Anyways, stop doing stupid shiz in school, it’s really annoying for the rest of us.

  • @dylanmahaffey8920
    @dylanmahaffey8920Күн бұрын

    I like Chad Chad because she isn't like everyone else.

  • @FemboyCuriousGeorge
    @FemboyCuriousGeorgeКүн бұрын

    "Wow" "WOOOOOOOW" "OH MY FUCKING GOD" "WOW" "HOLY SHIT WOW"

  • @lily4299
    @lily4299Күн бұрын

    6:24

  • @lisabella-es9gh
    @lisabella-es9ghКүн бұрын

    Hey have you seen from germany swiss and austria??? Toohottohandle😂😂😂😂😂 they don’t handle even out side the show 😅

  • @DaRealGrossBurger5
    @DaRealGrossBurger5Күн бұрын

    Jarvis: Across the Metaverse

  • @FemboyCuriousGeorge
    @FemboyCuriousGeorgeКүн бұрын

    oh yeah and a little fun fact: the things that re-adds the water to the bowl while flushing likely has a bunch of shit and piss if you don't clean it well

  • @FemboyCuriousGeorge
    @FemboyCuriousGeorgeКүн бұрын

    HOW TO GET STREP THROAT EASY TUTORIAL (FREE) (EASY) (NO HACKS)

  • @dannibaugher2713
    @dannibaugher2713Күн бұрын

    the way this dudes eyebrows move makes me want to scream

  • @Me-toogirl
    @Me-toogirlКүн бұрын

    This kind of content is definitely roleplay/kink/fetish content 😰 that they put on the internet for views

  • @NeoLegend9094
    @NeoLegend90942 күн бұрын

    3:37 First few minutes in. Not offended by the reaction to being kissed I mean, I would also be freaked out if someone randomly kissed me. But, I guess the kiss itself could also be homophobic as it could imply that oh gay people will just randomly kiss you, which they won’t unless they also have a serious problem with boundaries which is unrelated to being gay. But so far this guy appears to be acting in a very stereotypically gay fashion which is most definitely offensive. 6:03 More minutes in. I am currently questioning if a gay potion was actually real and worked, like, it wouldn’t really change anything about your personality because I’m pretty sure being gay does not count as a personality trait. I mean, if you have a girlfriend you would no longer feel attracted to her and therefore you would break up with her, assuming you are a decent person. And hopefully you don’t have a wife cause being literally married to someone then being like ‘no sorry I’m gay now’ seems very sudden and kinda mean especially if you are knowingly drinking the potion that will turn you gay. That’s literally all the potion could do to affect you though. Again, being gay is not a personality. Being gay does not mean liking quote on quote feminine things or having a high pitched voice. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with being gay and liking quote on quote feminine things or having a high pitched voice, but those things are not requirements for being gay. Furthermore it is not gay for a man to think that another man is good looking. There is a difference between thinking people are pretty and wanting to be with them in either a romantic or sexual way. Also being gay does not mean you are attracted to every man, the same applies to all sexual ties. Straight people look at yourself and ask yourself if you are attracted to every person or the opposite sex, the answer is probably no and if it’s a yes, that’s fine too, but keep in mind that everyone is different. Anyways, the same goes for gay people as well as other sexualities. Gay men are more than likely not attracted to every man they see. And again, thinking a man is good looking is not the same as being attracted to said man. Anyways I’ll shut up now unless something else comes up that I feel the need to say. Also keep in mind that I am not straight or gay, I am aroace so I am not speaking from the pov of a gay person. If you are gay and disagree with any of my points, feel free to let me know I really appreciate constructive criticism. Brief comment on the gay baby potion. Technically babies can be gay but also not at the same time. To clarify, you are born gay, it is not a choice there is no point in life where you push a metaphorical button to decide if you’re gay or not. But, you don’t really figure out your sexuality until I would say like maybe the earliest being late elementary school. I just don’t think most kids really even would think about it. They might think they like the opposite sex because that’s what’s mostly shown on tv and is therefore in a kids mind that is the norm(which being straight is the norm but point still stands) and children want to fit in. I know I for one kissed and stuff when I was younger cause I was like, oh, this is the norm. Now I know that I am physically disgusted with kissing because I figured that out about myself. Point is, gay people are born gay but typically don’t realize they are gay until a bit later in life. Of course the point of realization will vary from person to person as well. So yes technically a baby can be gay, but they’re not gonna be attracted to men because they’re a literal baby and they know nothing about attraction and love and stuff.

  • @darthbane2669
    @darthbane26692 күн бұрын

    All dating podcast are fake garbage but can be entertaining sometimes. Not enough to sub and want them constantly on my watch list

  • @lilyeunix5975
    @lilyeunix59752 күн бұрын

    7:35 You'd think the equivalent to that would be the woman dosen't cheat either 🙄 So women shouldn't have a life or hobbies just cause they dared demand some humanity?

  • @itsJMoneyyo
    @itsJMoneyyo2 күн бұрын

    wait did the chip omelette lady just make an omelette via sous vide

  • @zoehsantamaria
    @zoehsantamaria2 күн бұрын

    This video would kill a victorian child 😭😭😭

  • @cheezykrafts8134
    @cheezykrafts81342 күн бұрын

    This woman got ice cream at Cold Stone Creamery and thought: I could do this with spaghetti!

  • @user-iv7uj3gz7p
    @user-iv7uj3gz7p2 күн бұрын

    You know ? I might go into business, only real food market. And become blessed beyond anyone. Imagine: market, only. Real food . I will be richer than Bill Gate .

  • @cheezykrafts8134
    @cheezykrafts81342 күн бұрын

    Jokes on you, I found the premium gold channel first!

  • @doodle2068
    @doodle20682 күн бұрын

    Bad... Bad choice to watch while eating lunch

  • @editsbysouth
    @editsbysouth2 күн бұрын

    15:33 "what are you supposed to do if you're a photographer?" ironically, the photography community moved to threads - meta's TEXT BASED SOCIAL MEDIA LMAO its actually ideal tho because you can post different aspect ratios within the same album

  • @DeltaC79
    @DeltaC792 күн бұрын

    And then he disappeared

  • @troysgaming529
    @troysgaming529Күн бұрын

    Trap😂

  • @buck1le848
    @buck1le8482 күн бұрын

    Mannn you know how you get your views up? Take after this Asswhole an hate on other podcast!

  • @habibi42069
    @habibi420692 күн бұрын

    I’m scared

  • @estephens4483
    @estephens44832 күн бұрын

    A podcasting renaissance of dudes with terrible opinions is a perfect way to discribe the type of content out there today

  • @ramen_10_
    @ramen_10_2 күн бұрын

    Post tiger stress disorder

  • @Bubblegumbirdjpeg
    @Bubblegumbirdjpeg2 күн бұрын

    I swear some people are like "i dont own slaves so im not racist!"

  • @Galumphingsquirrel007
    @Galumphingsquirrel0072 күн бұрын

    Now I feel weird… some peoples parents actually cared whether or not you saw them fighting?

  • @TheeIntrepidTaurayon
    @TheeIntrepidTaurayon2 күн бұрын

    13:00 "Did you ever think that OVO is working for me?" 😂😂😂

  • @M2ofEMMM
    @M2ofEMMM2 күн бұрын

    I interviewed for a job at Potbelly's close to a decade ago, and they told me the company had a no advertising policy. Surprisingly upsetting to see them on Brand Twitter.

  • @wildiris229
    @wildiris2292 күн бұрын

    'Well(are you skinny enough for me to)pick you up?' Am I small enough for you to pick up...? Nah; are YOU strong enough to pick ME up? No shade to petite guys- they're not walking around flexing on everyone(if they are they need humbled just like any other person). If youre going to bully a woman over whether or not shes 'small enough for you to lift' maybe improve your bench press instead of telling on yourself&blaming it on a lady. If your pride and joy is your bench press/overhead/etc- snd you have any confidence at all whatsoever- Then whether or not a woman is worthy shouldnt revolve around accomodating how weak you are. Grow up.

  • @elyzzayt
    @elyzzayt2 күн бұрын

    BECAUSE 😤 YOURE 🫵 MESSAGING 😠DRAMA 🤬 CHANNELS ‼️

  • @bresmith6423
    @bresmith64232 күн бұрын

    The comments on their videos kill my soul. These are the people that make me not want to talk to new people.

  • @elitusdelitus1509
    @elitusdelitus15093 күн бұрын

    It’s kids, I watched it before middle school

  • @sophiagil6362
    @sophiagil63623 күн бұрын

    I had my first colonoscopy at 18 guess I'm pretty hot

  • @soaringspirits2267
    @soaringspirits22673 күн бұрын

    Subtitles: It's time to begin to pray. 12:58

  • @JayJay-xq5bq
    @JayJay-xq5bq3 күн бұрын

    Okay no this is so weird and his parents should not let their little kid hang out with a grown man who does only fans for living. That screams pedophile and I’m scared for the kid tbh