Trying The Worst Life Hacks On The Internet

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  • @loviathanss
    @loviathanss3 жыл бұрын

    theory: jarvis slowly gets more unhinged through this video because he’s not confined to his usual chair. the chair keeps him in check.

  • @ViVi-ev3rx

    @ViVi-ev3rx

    3 жыл бұрын

    the chair subdues his powers so he can live a normal life until the day of his awakening

  • @gabrielgoodell7004

    @gabrielgoodell7004

    3 жыл бұрын

    ok so we’re not gonna talk about that fit ✋🤨

  • @pmonday

    @pmonday

    3 жыл бұрын

    Every video where he isn't sitting substantiates this theory.

  • @Rex-golf_player810

    @Rex-golf_player810

    3 жыл бұрын

    maybe its the lack of coffee though

  • @spellxthief

    @spellxthief

    3 жыл бұрын

    the chair also keeps him in desk

  • @illymation
    @illymation3 жыл бұрын

    little hot pocket in his little hot pocket jacket...

  • @timiswithjim4620

    @timiswithjim4620

    3 жыл бұрын

    Finally, a hot pocket with style.

  • @KaitoSGJS

    @KaitoSGJS

    3 жыл бұрын

    What a baby boy we stan

  • @howtogetsomehelp

    @howtogetsomehelp

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why does Illy only have 2 replies

  • @blueberry-0-409

    @blueberry-0-409

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @blueberry-0-409

    @blueberry-0-409

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love hot pockets

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe20673 жыл бұрын

    I just did that M&M life hack with regular M&Ms and it worked out perfect because I was left with nothing and I didn’t even want a snack! Thanks Jarvis! LIFE HACKS!

  • @dhivyasahiram5727

    @dhivyasahiram5727

    3 жыл бұрын

    It might be because it's 2 in the morning but this comment made me laugh like a maniac for 10 minutes straight. Thank you stranger!

  • @MMumbles

    @MMumbles

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude nah, it's 10am where I am and this comment still made me laugh.

  • @seankoons2023

    @seankoons2023

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo

  • @jelly_calcium1908

    @jelly_calcium1908

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MMumbles 5 am right for me

  • @jelly_calcium1908

    @jelly_calcium1908

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now

  • @anthuwuny
    @anthuwuny3 жыл бұрын

    are we gonna talk about how jarvis cut the ice cream vertically- when cutting it the other way would deadass actually give you 2 bowls of ice cream

  • @Zeffer32

    @Zeffer32

    3 жыл бұрын

    i legit forgot about lids for a sec and was about to say but the top bowl would have no bottom! i need the sleeps lol

  • @clarytehsage4853

    @clarytehsage4853

    3 жыл бұрын

    OMG Thank you! That bugged the frick out of me.

  • @alexgrey7972

    @alexgrey7972

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes I’m like you cut the wrong way the lid becomes the bottom of one of the bowls 😭😭😭😭 why have you done this

  • @cleo5090

    @cleo5090

    3 жыл бұрын

    69th like

  • @xaviermoxly8704

    @xaviermoxly8704

    3 жыл бұрын

    even cutting vertically through the lid would of worked

  • @mfetzer1606
    @mfetzer16063 жыл бұрын

    “Oh no where will I put my drink, oh in my pouch of course” aggressive pouch thrusting

  • @dr.alphys

    @dr.alphys

    3 жыл бұрын

    eee

  • @nyaKona

    @nyaKona

    3 жыл бұрын

    😩

  • @Theeny

    @Theeny

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mr Predicto: No

  • @blackgobbogaming4236

    @blackgobbogaming4236

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ohhh harder!

  • @nyaKona

    @nyaKona

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blackgobbogaming4236 *comically moans*

  • @madi_bue
    @madi_bue3 жыл бұрын

    jarvis’s landlords when he goes to move out: now to check the cabinets for old food... the inside of the cabinet doors: 👁👁

  • @speaktruth9989

    @speaktruth9989

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol yes

  • @BettyAlexandriaPride

    @BettyAlexandriaPride

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @justjakki

    @justjakki

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha this comment right here had me dying!

  • @ekdeviant7243

    @ekdeviant7243

    3 жыл бұрын

    How do you know he doesn’t own his house ‘-‘

  • @foongern1071

    @foongern1071

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ekdeviant7243 only gold fans will know this also he did say he probably wasn't ever gonna buy a house in california

  • @StrangePerson69
    @StrangePerson693 жыл бұрын

    How does a man end up with a bottle of shampoo taped to his hand, two sponges hot glued to his sweatband, all while showering fully clothed with soap in his eyes? This truly is modern art.

  • @markpetrov9476

    @markpetrov9476

    Жыл бұрын

    The fact that the shirt just says "Patreon" on it somehow makes it even more artsy.

  • @Chisel_M583

    @Chisel_M583

    Жыл бұрын

    how does that happen

  • @tentaclest.tentacles5090
    @tentaclest.tentacles50903 жыл бұрын

    my favorite part was when mr. predicto refused to leave the shirt cup holder and then demanded snacks

  • @jarvis
    @jarvis3 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna do this again so follow me on stereo: stereo.com/jarvisjohnson

  • @Niko-mh8dj

    @Niko-mh8dj

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love you too

  • @MasterOogway10

    @MasterOogway10

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes,and it would make me happy, mace windu

  • @savannah9197

    @savannah9197

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm replying to this comment for no reason.

  • @honeyshua

    @honeyshua

    3 жыл бұрын

    *insert reply here*

  • @yes-zz6rb

    @yes-zz6rb

    3 жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @honeykoxo
    @honeykoxo3 жыл бұрын

    its like he’s having a *controlled* mental breakdown

  • @speaktruth9989

    @speaktruth9989

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me

  • @randomtinypotatocried

    @randomtinypotatocried

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aren't we all?

  • @calisha1889

    @calisha1889

    3 жыл бұрын

    you said it, jiji

  • @sachimourya1431

    @sachimourya1431

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OrangeC7

    @OrangeC7

    3 жыл бұрын

    mood

  • @TheMovieSequelDude49
    @TheMovieSequelDude493 жыл бұрын

    "I am confident... it is no." That was some Hell's Kitchen shit right there.

  • @semogecarg
    @semogecarg3 жыл бұрын

    many youtubers commit to their videos, but jarvis purposefully got shampoo in his eyes for a meme and for that he is the bravest youtuber of all

  • @isabellach

    @isabellach

    2 жыл бұрын

    so true. he deserves more credit

  • @godzillawithacomputer4045
    @godzillawithacomputer40453 жыл бұрын

    Alternative title: local man tortures himself as he spirals into insanity

  • @zenx3855

    @zenx3855

    3 жыл бұрын

    At points I swear it turns into a junji ito type body horror the way he morphs into a cup holder is terrifying.

  • @britishningguang3933

    @britishningguang3933

    3 жыл бұрын

    And a local lady watching him as he enters insanity.

  • @airotiv7916

    @airotiv7916

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣👍👍

  • @MidhunMuraleedharan

    @MidhunMuraleedharan

    3 жыл бұрын

    Alternative title: Jarvis gradually transforms into our new filthy frank.

  • @maxholland6463

    @maxholland6463

    3 жыл бұрын

    For money, my dude, for money.

  • @max_the_mantis5173
    @max_the_mantis51733 жыл бұрын

    I feel like Jarvis takes on a parental role for Mr. Predicto over the course of the video and it's adorable.

  • @max_the_mantis5173

    @max_the_mantis5173

    3 жыл бұрын

    @dew drop Perhaps but even gods can have/need parents ha ha

  • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    3 жыл бұрын

    as an Aussie...Mr Predicto had strong joey energy and all Aussies are crying now in joyous recognition

  • @Meatloaf_TV

    @Meatloaf_TV

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol Mr predicto is way better

  • @bloxer9563

    @bloxer9563

    3 жыл бұрын

    He needs to be a reoccurring character

  • @samuellinn

    @samuellinn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@max_the_mantis5173 the olympians don't need their parents. They don't want them either, probably

  • @kirstiefaith9502
    @kirstiefaith95023 жыл бұрын

    It’s genuinely upsetting to me the way he chose to cut the ice cream in half. WHY VERTICAL??

  • @afryingpan7319

    @afryingpan7319

    3 жыл бұрын

    EXACTLY I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HECK YOU CAN CUT IT THE OTHER WAY AND IT WORKS MUCH BETTER

  • @claritey

    @claritey

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe you missed the point of the video "Bad life Hacks" cutting horizontally would have been somewhat usable.

  • @nephele4403

    @nephele4403

    3 жыл бұрын

    IKR

  • @nephele4403

    @nephele4403

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@claritey ok true

  • @garbageboy9164

    @garbageboy9164

    3 жыл бұрын

    or "hotdog style" as my 3rd grade teacher would've said

  • @oakiestchardonay2455
    @oakiestchardonay24553 жыл бұрын

    Getting super baked and watching Jarvis Johnson play dress up with a hot pocket has to be the highlight of my year

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate3 жыл бұрын

    "Googly eyes will make you wanna close the cupboard" *gets jumpscared by googly eyes *LEAVES CUPBOARD DOOR OPEN

  • @airotiv7916

    @airotiv7916

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣👍👍

  • @fox_kingofpancakes

    @fox_kingofpancakes

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO 😭

  • @ebels3

    @ebels3

    3 жыл бұрын

    R/whoosh.

  • @DragoNate

    @DragoNate

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ebels3 *eeeeehhhhhh WRONG, bucko

  • @tynesiastevens6520

    @tynesiastevens6520

    3 жыл бұрын

    DHSLDHOSHDKSD WHAT IF HE UPGRADES THE GOOGLY EYES WITH PRINTED CUTOUTS OF REAL EYES I CANT BREATHE HEHHHEUEUEEE

  • @jakthesac5175
    @jakthesac51753 жыл бұрын

    Jarvis putting a glass cup filled with colored liquid inside a cut open soda bottle attached to a nice sweater with Velcro gives me anxiety on so many levels.

  • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

    3 жыл бұрын

    My kids used to do craft like this. Anxiety + flashbacks (not that it's a competition)

  • @ploopydiper

    @ploopydiper

    3 жыл бұрын

    I haven’t watched the whole video yet and I am SO lost by this comment

  • @abno8660

    @abno8660

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @TotallyNotSkylerVT

    @TotallyNotSkylerVT

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know right, I thought it was immediately was going to fall. Little shocked it didn't!

  • @mercedeslrockin
    @mercedeslrockin3 жыл бұрын

    I almost spit smoothie all over my mic when Mr. Predicto just said "no."

  • @allisonavery7273

    @allisonavery7273

    2 жыл бұрын

    Where is it in the video?

  • @kes6016

    @kes6016

    2 жыл бұрын

    At 11:07

  • @divalea
    @divalea3 жыл бұрын

    I want the outtake where Jarvis realized he set the googly eyes on the door at the same height as the shelf and had to move the eyes.

  • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
    @user-qv2qf1jk5o3 жыл бұрын

    This title is clearly clickbait, these are the best life hacks I’ve ever seen

  • @fishy9079

    @fishy9079

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know it’s crazy right?! Cant believe anyone would do such a thing.

  • @wali1faisal

    @wali1faisal

    3 жыл бұрын

    says the pizza addicrt!!!!!

  • @elchoppo3310

    @elchoppo3310

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s a pizza hot pocket

  • @rgs8970
    @rgs89703 жыл бұрын

    i was too worried about Jarvis cutting himself with the exacto blade or the ice cream knife and not worried enough about him swallowing shampoo

  • @aubreyh1930

    @aubreyh1930

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can’t fucking read and thought that said you were excited

  • @gumbitoicic9977

    @gumbitoicic9977

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@aubreyh1930 Same, I read it as "I was too...Jarvis cutting himself...not worried about him swallowing shampoo

  • @astrolouise6904

    @astrolouise6904

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gumbitoicic9977 selective reading from english class is very real 😭I thought only I picked up that habit

  • @boo-la-la_666
    @boo-la-la_6663 жыл бұрын

    This video gives me "It's my mental breakdown, I get to pick the music" vibes.

  • @tvcghost2300
    @tvcghost23003 жыл бұрын

    Even better life hack when you’re washing your hair with shampoo put swimming goggles on so you won’t get soap in your eyes

  • @celene_moon

    @celene_moon

    3 жыл бұрын

    But wouldn't you be blocking some of your hair

  • @rickleserewski

    @rickleserewski

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@celene_moon do you know how to put on goggles ? the hair stays out of them ??

  • @Prince_-vu4wu

    @Prince_-vu4wu

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rickleserewski not your eye lashes, some say those are the most important to clean.

  • @aarishowton8037

    @aarishowton8037

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Prince_-vu4wu excuse me what, are you washing your eyelashes with shampoo? Just rub your eyes with some water while you’re washing your face after your shower lol

  • @annakepes8050

    @annakepes8050

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rickleserewski how do YOU put on goggles?

  • @Ronni2602
    @Ronni26023 жыл бұрын

    Jarvis: Is this gonna be a good video? 😃 Mister Predictor: I am confident... Jarvis: 😃 Mister Predictor: ... It is no. Jarvis: 😧

  • @airotiv7916

    @airotiv7916

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣👍👍

  • @digitusmedius8258

    @digitusmedius8258

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mister Predictor: ...It's going to be a great video.

  • @decm3_727

    @decm3_727

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz3 жыл бұрын

    I want to try the Google-y eyes on the cabinet doors so bad but I have no idea how I would ever explain that to guests

  • @superiorsign7653

    @superiorsign7653

    3 жыл бұрын

    Say the house is sentient and has been begging for "looking peepers"

  • @funkybugman

    @funkybugman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dont, keep them guessing

  • @xWood4000

    @xWood4000

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just do it, ignore their reactions

  • @crazygirls9000

    @crazygirls9000

    3 жыл бұрын

    i don't see the cons, it'd give you a good conversation starter

  • @Cllocopine

    @Cllocopine

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don’t explain it, pretend it’s the most normal of things.

  • @maxholland6463
    @maxholland64633 жыл бұрын

    The fact that the cabinets remained open most of the videos is just priceless

  • @Scrimblo
    @Scrimblo3 жыл бұрын

    Watching Jarvis hot glue sponges onto a headband with one hand taped to shampoo as he’s covered in soapy water with googly eyes staring distantly into the camera as a clock is the only decoration in-frame feels like a fever dream

  • @pretzel9093
    @pretzel90933 жыл бұрын

    Alternative title: *man asks audience for suggestions, lives to regret it*

  • @omarfekih

    @omarfekih

    3 жыл бұрын

    get darr mann on this ASAP

  • @Baertierchen_

    @Baertierchen_

    3 жыл бұрын

    :')

  • @savannah9197

    @savannah9197

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow, so many likes.

  • @sketchycat-9078

    @sketchycat-9078

    3 жыл бұрын

    His fans; we aren’t just giving **good** life hacks, we’re changing lives

  • @3starsburningbright

    @3starsburningbright

    3 жыл бұрын

    Man Asks Audience for Suggestions about Job, Lives To Regret It

  • @superpluto9802
    @superpluto98023 жыл бұрын

    Jarvis is like the father who just follows his dumb children's ideas when mom isnt home

  • @imaginemiles1133

    @imaginemiles1133

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Predicto is his child

  • @iamexisting5992

    @iamexisting5992

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol one time my dad took us out and we came home with a tortoise (like a turtle that had stubby feet not flippers and a bigger shell maybe and can’t swim)

  • @chanyanyanya

    @chanyanyanya

    3 жыл бұрын

    Are the children dumb or are the ideas dumb?

  • @borger7171

    @borger7171

    Жыл бұрын

    @@iamexisting5992 i know its been a year but why did you feel the need to explain what a tortoise is

  • @iamexisting5992

    @iamexisting5992

    Жыл бұрын

    @@borger7171 Ummmmm I’m not totally sure I was going crazy last year also I think most of the kids I went to school with didn’t know what a tortise was or something so that’s why idk it’s kinda dumb that I did that 😐😬 lol

  • @jackdoyle7175
    @jackdoyle71753 жыл бұрын

    Imagine you come home and see him with his hand taped to shampoo, eyes burning, shaking wet and with a headband with sponges on it

  • @ThexDynastxQueen

    @ThexDynastxQueen

    2 жыл бұрын

    And then you go to get them a towel from the linen closet and there's googly eyes on the inside of the door staring at you 👀

  • @slimkt
    @slimkt3 жыл бұрын

    That last one felt truly masochistic, which anyone who knows their hacks understands is an extremely authentic quality in a good life hack.

  • @Genegen7797
    @Genegen77973 жыл бұрын

    This is the most chaotic that Jarvis has ever been.

  • @alrightanimations2207

    @alrightanimations2207

    3 жыл бұрын

    *69th like*

  • @daddleducky6505

    @daddleducky6505

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jarvis getting progressively more chaotic for more than 22 minutes straight

  • @Clutch.985

    @Clutch.985

    3 жыл бұрын

    I feel like this video is kinda chaotic kzread.info/dash/bejne/e4B117yHgtTPZqg.html but I mean u don’t have to click it

  • @Clutch.985

    @Clutch.985

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Śmîłë damn 😔

  • @Clutch.985

    @Clutch.985

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Śmîłë understandable 🤝

  • @cat_person
    @cat_person3 жыл бұрын

    Jarvis: *tries to remove Mr. Predicto from the cup holding shirt* Mr. Predicto: *N* *O*

  • @neityagupta2429

    @neityagupta2429

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Predict-NO, amirite? (Oh god I hate that I did that)

  • @lilslicelive

    @lilslicelive

    9 ай бұрын

    @@neityagupta2429I’m replying to this just so you’re reminded of what you said

  • @neityagupta2429

    @neityagupta2429

    9 ай бұрын

    @@lilslicelive the absolute cruelty of this act

  • @lilslicelive

    @lilslicelive

    9 ай бұрын

    @@neityagupta2429 You’re welcome

  • @candycane_5086
    @candycane_50863 жыл бұрын

    Jarvis has the kind of personality that would be perfect for playing a horror game

  • @gardenthefermentingsound6218

    @gardenthefermentingsound6218

    Жыл бұрын

    Try John Wolfe if you don't like a lot of clickbait screaming but like sarcasm and real reactions

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks3 жыл бұрын

    The coffee and milk one was the worst thing I've seen

  • @cornoffthecobs7299

    @cornoffthecobs7299

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @JLynnEchelon

    @JLynnEchelon

    3 жыл бұрын

    I read this before I saw it and was still not prepared for how awful it was.

  • @yoboigarbage1024

    @yoboigarbage1024

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stolen comment

  • @bodaciousdoggo8971

    @bodaciousdoggo8971

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yoboigarbage1024 this seems like a general opinion to have and not a copied comment Edit: it seems this guy is a comment stealer so that’s sucks

  • @hugomanrique4763

    @hugomanrique4763

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bodaciousdoggo8971 this channel tends to steal comments from comment section, for example on jackfilms’ MANSION he copied a comment word for word, so it is copied

  • @jadeoreo
    @jadeoreo3 жыл бұрын

    "Mr predicto is this going to be a good video?" "I am confident it is no" mr predicto doesnt know what he's talking about

  • @phosphenevision

    @phosphenevision

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's because it's not a good video, it's a great video, Mr.Predicto is never wrong

  • @jadeoreo

    @jadeoreo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@phosphenevision I apologize for doubting mr predicto

  • @bread8095

    @bread8095

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Predicto knows all

  • @bluenation2119
    @bluenation21193 жыл бұрын

    These life hacks are like when you try to hack your game and just mess up your save file

  • @clappedtrim2319

    @clappedtrim2319

    3 жыл бұрын

    so true man

  • @andrewvelasco9170

    @andrewvelasco9170

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is your profile picture Approaching Nirvana?

  • @clappedtrim2319

    @clappedtrim2319

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@andrewvelasco9170 it is

  • @andrewvelasco9170

    @andrewvelasco9170

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@clappedtrim2319 Cool

  • @yary281
    @yary2813 жыл бұрын

    5:20 is perfect cuz you have the satisfaction of eating a hot pocket while pretending to be eren devouring the marleyans

  • @hayley534
    @hayley5343 жыл бұрын

    All these poor bisexuals falling in love with Jarvis AND Alexis at the same time. And by "poor bisexuals" I mean me.

  • @lillianmcevoy9014

    @lillianmcevoy9014

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same here!!

  • @comichb

    @comichb

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm bi and u cannot relate...so am I a rich bisexual 🤔

  • @traditionalnative

    @traditionalnative

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gods literally same tho

  • @hahafunny1317

    @hahafunny1317

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am both poor and bisexual so I can relate 100% 💀💀💀

  • @jofawkes

    @jofawkes

    2 жыл бұрын

    110% accurate

  • @maggiesaunders9713
    @maggiesaunders97133 жыл бұрын

    alternate video title: Jarvis loses his mind while plastic toys and his friend enable him

  • @ps1hagrid786

    @ps1hagrid786

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't disrespect the great Mr Predicto!

  • @sarahgreene4264

    @sarahgreene4264

    3 жыл бұрын

    check out this song kzread.info/dash/bejne/mpmNl6OeiNzUYps.html

  • @Prim120
    @Prim1203 жыл бұрын

    “Are you having a good time?” *It is a strong possibility.*

  • @chiconapeacefulpath
    @chiconapeacefulpath3 жыл бұрын

    I feel spoiled in that plain peanuts are regularly available in my town...in bulk, in cans, in shells, etc. I didn't realize I was taking that for granted. Thx, guys!

  • @ohno-wi1vb

    @ohno-wi1vb

    2 жыл бұрын

    Haha I can’t tell if you are joking or not!

  • @emmareynolds1976
    @emmareynolds19763 жыл бұрын

    I really enjoyed the fact that he cut the ice cream vertically

  • @CloverTea123
    @CloverTea1233 жыл бұрын

    Mr.Predicto need to be a recurring character. I love how eager he was for peanuts xD

  • @LunarEleven

    @LunarEleven

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have this crystal ball with a Wizard called Zandar that does that same thing. You wave your hand over it and there's thunder claps and a dramatic wizardly voice answers questions. I wish I could send him that! Maybe Zandar and Mr Predicto could have a competition for accuracy 😂 Given my childhood experience though, I don't think I'd bet on Zandar... He was fired for chronic misinformation -_-

  • @cat_person

    @cat_person

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kayla__simone lmao

  • @devonkelly44

    @devonkelly44

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@LunarEleven a competition for accuracy 😂😂

  • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil

    @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kayla__simone clikkie fren? ||-//

  • @Ruxin34
    @Ruxin343 жыл бұрын

    “Don’t act like you know off the top off your head how to create flakey perfection” LOLLL

  • @garydoq

    @garydoq

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s two minutes, two minutes in a microwave

  • @callie_klugyy
    @callie_klugyy3 жыл бұрын

    The fact that he cut the ice cream container VERTICALLY made me irrationally uncomfortable lmfao

  • @ianwahlquist6592
    @ianwahlquist65923 жыл бұрын

    For the peanut hack, keep the hot water you rinsed the peanut with, that way you also have ready-made hot chocolate!

  • @JohnnySantanaAwcom
    @JohnnySantanaAwcom3 жыл бұрын

    this video gives off "it's 4am and I'm making pudding because I've lost control of my life" vibes lmao

  • @cassuttustshirt4949

    @cassuttustshirt4949

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ohhhh, nice oldschool reference right there.

  • @JohnnySantanaAwcom

    @JohnnySantanaAwcom

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cassuttustshirt4949 thank you that's what I'm here for

  • @bakersbuns1544
    @bakersbuns15443 жыл бұрын

    definitely the wrong “in half” for the ice cream 🤣

  • @hannahbloom

    @hannahbloom

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was wondering why he took the plastic off

  • @hrdcoreprkour1597

    @hrdcoreprkour1597

    3 жыл бұрын

    Georgia Tech comp sci too thought he'd be a little smarter than that

  • @ecstasy.dreamer

    @ecstasy.dreamer

    3 жыл бұрын

    yeah lmfaooo

  • @Falconifan

    @Falconifan

    3 жыл бұрын

    I felt so much anxiety when he cut it like that.

  • @everylaurenislemons

    @everylaurenislemons

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh god that makes way more sense, I also thought vertically like Jarvis

  • @UOUPv2
    @UOUPv23 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not about to super glue to my hand." Hmm, sounds like somebody doesn't want me to subscribe followed by hitting the bell icon, leaving a comment and possibly even liking the video.

  • @broshelm
    @broshelm3 жыл бұрын

    "There's nothing in my eyes now!" yes, nothing but *tears of disappointment*

  • @deliriouszora
    @deliriouszora3 жыл бұрын

    This video went from sounding colorful and fun, to Jarvis sounding like he's been kidnapped and forced to do this.

  • @GeorgiaOverdrive

    @GeorgiaOverdrive

    3 жыл бұрын

    You gotta do what you gotta do

  • @danielbenavides8287

    @danielbenavides8287

    3 жыл бұрын

    thats the vibe my guy

  • @cathrynsmith6966

    @cathrynsmith6966

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s disturbingly accurate-

  • @PolskiKrajowa

    @PolskiKrajowa

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cathrynsmith6966 "yes I do like this app" you mean

  • @MusicGamesLife
    @MusicGamesLife3 жыл бұрын

    “While I can’t remove all of the Bernie memes from the internet, I CAN replace every image on the internet /with/ the Bernie meme... which is kind of like removing it, but the opposite!” ah yes, Jarvis's brilliant mind at work. giving the people not what they want, but what they truly need

  • @elliesaurusart3941

    @elliesaurusart3941

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes we all watched the video

  • @karlaa1Dforever

    @karlaa1Dforever

    3 жыл бұрын

    Flawless logic

  • @JarrodBaniqued

    @JarrodBaniqued

    3 жыл бұрын

    “I am once again asking for your repetitive contribution”

  • @wabaca

    @wabaca

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@elliesaurusart3941 English is my second language and the video doesn't have subtitle, so this comments are helpful sometimes. That's a part I didn't get in the video lol.

  • @elliesaurusart3941

    @elliesaurusart3941

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wabaca of fair enough

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates3 жыл бұрын

    I'm slightly appalled by Jarvis making a bit about people letting kitchen cabinets opened yet we're constantly watching two of his drawers not fully flushed in behind him.

  • @ellafournier381
    @ellafournier3813 жыл бұрын

    The part where you tape your hand to the shampoo is giving me major flashbacks to when I played hockey as a kid and I’d never hold the stick properly so my dad duct taped my bottom glove to the hockey stick so I could only hold it right. So anyways I’m canadian

  • @nathanlanum7570
    @nathanlanum75703 жыл бұрын

    "I've seen this hack before" *Cuts vertically*

  • @speaktruth9989

    @speaktruth9989

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @porchcatproductions9931

    @porchcatproductions9931

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nathan Lanum I’ve been searching for this comment, I was like certainly they meant horizontally so they would be bowls and not weird little funnels 😂

  • @lmp71098

    @lmp71098

    3 жыл бұрын

    Was I the only one unreasonably angered by that 🤣?

  • @ErinLastNameRedacted

    @ErinLastNameRedacted

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was wondering about that. It was a great sounding cut, though. ASMR or something.

  • @samanthagalarza3421

    @samanthagalarza3421

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ah I've finally found my people. It bothered me so deeply.

  • @bgs7529
    @bgs75293 жыл бұрын

    I feel like you almost died for this video. Now that's dedication.

  • @Rawfrogs
    @Rawfrogs3 жыл бұрын

    The pained "lifehack" after taking a sip of scalding hot coffee? That's perfection. Thanks Jarvis

  • @paulinaalfaro6753
    @paulinaalfaro67533 жыл бұрын

    I love Jarvis both for the fact that he is the computer science historically, but also because he does things like this. This man is sacrificing for us. We don't deserve him.

  • @SimGasms
    @SimGasms3 жыл бұрын

    That abrupt "NO" had me in tears Jarvis: *looks down* "okay"

  • @prathamjain8929

    @prathamjain8929

    3 жыл бұрын

    Timestamp?

  • @kazoosniffer

    @kazoosniffer

    2 жыл бұрын

    11:10 ish

  • @sithdoge45
    @sithdoge453 жыл бұрын

    5-minute crafts be like: write this down, write this down!

  • @nicholaskraabel5322

    @nicholaskraabel5322

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey, a bunch of vans with your name on them are outside my house weird.

  • @missy2375

    @missy2375

    3 жыл бұрын

    Always trust the FBI

  • @agentwashingtub9167

    @agentwashingtub9167

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don’t you have more important things to do? People’s webcams won’t watch themselves

  • @hannahmilby4870
    @hannahmilby48703 жыл бұрын

    Dang I haven’t watched his videos in like a month and I forgot how stylish Jarvis is. Also he’s chill, funny, and cool... the best kind of person to watch on KZread.

  • @jarvis

    @jarvis

    3 жыл бұрын

    🥺

  • @hannahmilby4870

    @hannahmilby4870

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jarvis wait wait wait. You replied?!

  • @hannahmilby4870

    @hannahmilby4870

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jarvis I’m watching KZread before bed and you making me fangirl the heck out of myself. I don’t even know what I’m saying anymoreeeee

  • @hannahmilby4870

    @hannahmilby4870

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jarvis you are literally one of if not my favorite youtuber

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe20673 жыл бұрын

    I’ve been contemplating getting this massive growth on my neck checked out to see if it’s cancerous but the magic 8 ball told me that it was confident it was not, so no need to worry!

  • @kaimik137
    @kaimik1373 жыл бұрын

    19:41 “I’m wet and can die.” That line sounds so funny out of context for no reason

  • @snakewithapen5489

    @snakewithapen5489

    3 жыл бұрын

    Amphibians be like:

  • @kaimik137

    @kaimik137

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@snakewithapen5489 lol yay i'm being noticed

  • @thatveganchef112

    @thatveganchef112

    3 жыл бұрын

    All fish:😟

  • @crazysiblings1806
    @crazysiblings18063 жыл бұрын

    This seems to be content that would be on his channel Jarvis Johnson Gold, which is for his premium content

  • @madeniquevanwyk

    @madeniquevanwyk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes it's definitely premium content, either he made a mistake which I find unlikely, or he decided to spoil his non-premium viewers. We are all after all deserving of respect, and premium content. 😂

  • @LunarEleven

    @LunarEleven

    3 жыл бұрын

    Clerical error. Clearly he was just in recovery from the psychological strain of that last life hack and uploaded it to the wrong channel. Or, he was blinded by all the shampoo he got in his eyes. RIP Jarvis's vision and sanity 😭

  • @mr.mcflurryco.1034
    @mr.mcflurryco.10343 жыл бұрын

    “This is dangerous, kids!” *proceeds to cut towards himself, with his hand only several centimeters away from getting cut*

  • @vanessameow1902
    @vanessameow19022 жыл бұрын

    14:55 This has the exact same energy as someone eating a KitKat without breaking the wafers.

  • @makooma
    @makooma3 жыл бұрын

    I almost pissed myself laughing at Mr. Predicto telling you not to take him out of the shirt.

  • @speaktruth9989

    @speaktruth9989

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @velvetaeon2774

    @velvetaeon2774

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @velvetaeon2774

    @velvetaeon2774

    3 жыл бұрын

    Managed to get to the sink in time

  • @caffeinatedkatie4696

    @caffeinatedkatie4696

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was the part that killed me

  • @maxholland6463

    @maxholland6463

    3 жыл бұрын

    He literally just be like “......No 😠” lmfao

  • @randomnameforarandomnerd8400
    @randomnameforarandomnerd84003 жыл бұрын

    mr predicto saying “no” when jarvis kept jumping made me laugh so hard i almost choked on apple juice

  • @PanAndScanBuddy

    @PanAndScanBuddy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bone Apple Teeth indeed

  • @samuelbohn1880
    @samuelbohn18803 жыл бұрын

    I love the Fx Factory Pro trial at 17:34.

  • @consentclub8431
    @consentclub84312 жыл бұрын

    I lost it at the "Saturn eating his young" impression, now THIS is art

  • @Holytitmouse
    @Holytitmouse3 жыл бұрын

    the glassy 'thuck' sound that the peanut made when Jarvis dropped it onto Mr. Predicto is the sound of Jarvis's last brain cell being yeeted into a volcano

  • @rainbowstarunicornprincess4391
    @rainbowstarunicornprincess43913 жыл бұрын

    "ive seen this countless times before" - proceeds to cut it completely wrong

  • @airotiv7916

    @airotiv7916

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right?! 🤣

  • @ZielonaPastela

    @ZielonaPastela

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'd cut it the same way as Jarvis, tho 🤣

  • @pigadmiral6642
    @pigadmiral66423 жыл бұрын

    21:40 The tears of a man forced into desperation by his own decisions

  • @midnightsun2085
    @midnightsun20853 жыл бұрын

    So I see Jarvis has now grown up and drinks milk from a carton like a normal adult. Well done buddy, 2021 new year, new you.

  • @Arri7979
    @Arri79793 жыл бұрын

    Are we going to talk about how comically oversized some university degrees are? The frame itself is a semester's worth of tuition; it's like they're robbing us one last time on the way out.

  • @rebeccaabrams3079

    @rebeccaabrams3079

    Жыл бұрын

    My boyfriends parents desperately wanted to buy him a fancy frame and he had to talk them out of it because lol no thanks. We got frames at IKEA for $5

  • @wormidicus
    @wormidicus3 жыл бұрын

    I thought Jarvis was smart enough to put the milk in his mouth first, then coffee so he doesnt burn his tongue- or maybe that was a hack on how to burn your tongue..hmmm smart Jarvis quite an intellectual he is

  • @mattswanson3568

    @mattswanson3568

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fuck that thought didn't even occur to me. I feel like an idiot 😂😂😂

  • @BlisaBLisa

    @BlisaBLisa

    3 жыл бұрын

    no dude the coffee goes first then the milk treats the burns

  • @beepboop3812
    @beepboop3812 Жыл бұрын

    7:06 Mr Predicto’s answer to “is this gonna be a good video” essentially boils down to “it wasn’t until you put me in it”

  • @oyasumiwa
    @oyasumiwa3 жыл бұрын

    I thought he was gonna cut the ice cream in half the other way so the halves resemble something more like a bowl lol

  • @tankladd
    @tankladd3 жыл бұрын

    ..and then Jarvis pulled out his comically large computer science degree!

  • @GoldenYoshi1

    @GoldenYoshi1

    3 жыл бұрын

    I read this comment _right_ as I got to that part lol

  • @katelyn2306
    @katelyn23063 жыл бұрын

    How is no one talking about how cute Jarvis’s fit is tho? Like... I’m loving this look!

  • @Lovestone_blind

    @Lovestone_blind

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol no

  • @bendyfreak7291

    @bendyfreak7291

    3 жыл бұрын

    OwO

  • @bodaciousdoggo8971

    @bodaciousdoggo8971

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jarvis Dripson

  • @joyitadarling5815

    @joyitadarling5815

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yessss where is this shirt from?

  • @samuelsocha8384

    @samuelsocha8384

    3 жыл бұрын

    He looks like f*cking Noddy

  • @sirweebs2914
    @sirweebs29143 жыл бұрын

    13:18 Its kinda unsettling that he answered "without question" while he cut of your question.

  • @lilhobo6342
    @lilhobo63423 жыл бұрын

    11:08 Mr. Predicto wasn't having a good time :(

  • @jeniferbentz4261
    @jeniferbentz42613 жыл бұрын

    "I'll do a fancy transition..phew"

  • @annabethgrace3916
    @annabethgrace39163 жыл бұрын

    Jarvis: “put google-y eyes on ur cabinet so you’ll want to close them” 5 min crafts: “WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN”

  • @nickyy3682
    @nickyy36823 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Kids when their mom leaves them in the car to get groceries: 17:27

  • @chianisaolugbala7747
    @chianisaolugbala77473 жыл бұрын

    It shamed me to admit that there’s a time in my life when I wouldn’t have realized this was satirical

  • @plushy_doctor2299
    @plushy_doctor22993 жыл бұрын

    *"Don’t try this at home, I'm wet and can die"* Istg this man is a goddamn legend

  • @anondimwit

    @anondimwit

    3 жыл бұрын

    he said can not cant

  • @magmirian

    @magmirian

    3 жыл бұрын

    Timeshare

  • @magmirian

    @magmirian

    3 жыл бұрын

    Timestamp?

  • @jethromichaelmcnickelback

    @jethromichaelmcnickelback

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@magmirian 19:40

  • @plushy_doctor2299

    @plushy_doctor2299

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@anondimwit thanks, my ears are two little bitches :/

  • @harlequeenchannel
    @harlequeenchannel3 жыл бұрын

    Alternate title: Local Area Man Magic-8-Balls Himself Into Insanity

  • @naka4125
    @naka4125 Жыл бұрын

    just watched jarvis suffer by his own hand for 22 minutes and 11 seconds

  • @jessyboo176
    @jessyboo1763 жыл бұрын

    This video feels similar to one of my mental breakdowns.

  • @pigeonwithagun7986
    @pigeonwithagun79863 жыл бұрын

    Life hack: if you drive in a school zone everyone goes super slow for some reason so you can go waaaaay faster. Only problem is that there are a LOT of speed bumps. And there are these weird sirens and red and blue flashing lights.

  • @veragirljones8039

    @veragirljones8039

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣

  • @bek2026

    @bek2026

    3 жыл бұрын

    The speed bumps also scream and spray out red water when you step on them.

  • @17kdiamond

    @17kdiamond

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bek2026 i wonder why this happens. it’s really weird.

  • @Clawdragoons
    @Clawdragoons3 жыл бұрын

    "Cupholder shirt" Did they just try to re-invent pockets as if it was a new thing?

  • @CTM5413

    @CTM5413

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment

  • @bellamee2775

    @bellamee2775

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's clearly a hack meant for women.

  • @ellaa3526

    @ellaa3526

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bellamee2775 Yes, that would actually be a lifesaver for women and our lack of pockets.

  • @SunnyBunnyyy

    @SunnyBunnyyy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, because everyone knows the best place to put a cup is in your pocket

  • @bellamee2775

    @bellamee2775

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SunnyBunnyyy, you don't put your cup in your pocket?

  • @becsios1233
    @becsios12333 жыл бұрын

    I love how Jarvis became a kangaroo for most of this video

  • @MooseShower

    @MooseShower

    Жыл бұрын

    Leaps of joy

  • @wispie1577
    @wispie15773 жыл бұрын

    “I’m wet and can’t die.” ~Jarvis Johnson, 2021

  • @HeyitzRio
    @HeyitzRio3 жыл бұрын

    This is so funny lol I love the dichotomy between the "professional" life-hack videos that are squeaky-clean and organized and the slow descent into madness, ending with Jarvis seemingly drowning in a shower, fully clothed, with a headband he hot-glued a sponge directly to stabbing his eye, with a bottle of soap package-taped to this hand.

  • @meatballbi4330
    @meatballbi43303 жыл бұрын

    "now it's all in my eyes" Jarvis as he rubs a shampoo bottle against his eyes

  • @birdgvee4982
    @birdgvee49822 жыл бұрын

    12:54 This feels like I'm witnessing a crime. Because it is.

  • @pyt._zari_6094
    @pyt._zari_60943 жыл бұрын

    Jarvis: Burns himself with coffee Me: ✨That’s an awfully hot coffee pot✨

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