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@larawabsie

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome back!!!

@perxephone7333

4 жыл бұрын

Jarvis Johnson Yasss

@muddy111

4 жыл бұрын

Jarvis Johnson oh really??? I didn’t know

@Chloe-uu2xq

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@angelina-fp8so

4 жыл бұрын

Oh thank god

HORRIBLE! ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ “The moose wouldn’t let my daughter ride them and we got kicked out for ‘disruption of wildlife’ WHAT THE HELL!?”

@supermoose726

4 жыл бұрын

No way I’m letting your daughter ride me.

@Thor-Orion

4 жыл бұрын

Supermoose but can your daughter ride him?

@aisha5156

4 жыл бұрын

MikeyXSuicide The drama. We’ll find out next time on Yelp Reviewers Suck...

@malewife6287

3 жыл бұрын

Supermoose i choked cuz my mind is in the gutter

@mtheg671

3 жыл бұрын

@@supermoose726 more like the other way around am I right? *Jumps Off Grand Canyon*

⭐☆☆☆☆ "the tree trunks were too thin and the security didnt let my daughter take a fox home w us."

@noahearle6494

4 жыл бұрын

that's just a normal day in my book.

@Sparx632

4 жыл бұрын

Those trees sound VERY artificial

@stanstanstan2597

4 жыл бұрын

Was it the work of UFOs?!?!

@Sepia_formal

3 жыл бұрын

Tristan McQuern shouldn’t have said that SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT

@neon-kitty-7472

3 жыл бұрын

Lol the rule is rule

Alternative title: adults shocked when they travel to a National Park and find that it is, indeed, a park

@baileyayyy5085

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure most of these reviews were written by spoiled teenagers lol

@luizearaujo5844

2 жыл бұрын

People *shocked* to find they CAN NOT take an animal home!!!

@chipskylark5500

2 жыл бұрын

They were looking for the National Theme Park

@BookOfMorman

2 жыл бұрын

It's not a park, it's a hole. Parks have dippin dots! Weren't you paying attention?

@CourtneyB444

Жыл бұрын

Probably mad they couldn't dump their kids somewhere.

they're literally complaining that the grand canyon is a canyon

@TheWagonroast

2 жыл бұрын

"YOU SAID IT WAS A GRAND" -some guy who doesn't know what grand means

@sweethysteria8737

2 жыл бұрын

But… There’s no Dippin Dots :(

@thecrowoncampus

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweethysteria8737 What?! I need my Dippin Dots... :(

@josebales3944

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecrowoncampus me 2... :(

@ChristianMr_C

2 жыл бұрын

@@josebales3944 me 3.... (っ_/●╭╮●)っ

Considering how plants reproduce, Jarvis growling "kids live in this neighborhood" at that sex offender Bird-of-Paradise is a fair move.

@cinderstreaks4507

4 жыл бұрын

Well, that took a turn

@TS_Mind_Swept

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah bro, it totally tried to rape his nose 😂

@AmythestAnimations

8 ай бұрын

yeah pollen is just the plant equivalent to sperm :(

The Ocean: ⭐★★★★ "Too much water."

@bubblecat7827

3 жыл бұрын

7.8/10 too much water

@Vgamer311

3 жыл бұрын

Ok ign

@backhander8710

3 жыл бұрын

Pokemon reference yooo

@jolili98

3 жыл бұрын

“Too deep & mysterious. Got weird vibes.”

@jessicatgrowl7614

3 жыл бұрын

Too salty. I just wanted a drink of water and almost died.

Skydiving experience center: ⭐☆☆☆☆ Wouldn't let me jump without parachute

@KristiMerrittjesussaves

3 жыл бұрын

..... dark

@FondueTheGoober

2 жыл бұрын

YOU CANT STOP ME

@voxvolhynia5400

2 жыл бұрын

⭐☆☆☆☆ The power-tripping staff viciously forced me to wear a parachute, and don't even get me started on the large geriatric community.

@cctproductions6976

2 жыл бұрын

Dnt relZw e thw parahcute

@cctproductions6976

2 жыл бұрын

aa

⭐☆☆☆☆ “The plane wouldn’t even let us experience and touch the clouds for ourselves. What a disappointment!”

@mysteriouskenzie4412

2 жыл бұрын

Disap-plane-tment

⭐️☆☆☆☆ “I tried to take the whole lake with me and maybe a couple of trees but I was stopped????”

@z3rox969

4 жыл бұрын

⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ “My daughter just wanted a 3 or 4 geysers but the park rangers stopped her??!

@theworstname3944

4 жыл бұрын

Hippity Hoppity *Your geyser is now my property*

1 star The stones were grey, they weren’t even yellow!

@SkyheadStudio

3 жыл бұрын

I read this in a drew gooden voice

@livispuzzled

3 жыл бұрын

@@SkyheadStudio omg same

@lilackuki

2 жыл бұрын

I can't express my hatred for your profile picture

@stuffedbrains

Жыл бұрын

@@lilackuki he just had a 3 course meal and is expressing how full he is after eating, nothing else…

@nicks6657

Жыл бұрын

YESS!

95% of one-star yelp reviews are "the underpaid government/service workers did their job and didn't let me have any fun :("

"Mommy? Who's the grown man talking to plants?" "Just ignore him junior"

@josieparker4710

2 жыл бұрын

That’s just Jarvis! Last week he yelled at a cactus after HE touched it

“You put pollen in my NOSE” he says as he shoves his face into a flower

@flooshm

4 жыл бұрын

"One star"

@sebastienlorentz5421

4 жыл бұрын

That scene really confused me those plants are native far away from where he lives and VERY hard to grow i was very surprised to see it 😂

@insertcoolnameidea1422

4 жыл бұрын

Lol basically. Imagine just driving past and seeing a grown man insulting a flower

@exert9995

4 жыл бұрын

@@flooshm *"w h a t?"*

@hrts4kua

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

★☆☆☆☆ "I couldn't jump in the geyser, and the place wasn't yellow like it said it was." - Joe M.

@gabrielsmithdahl4067

4 жыл бұрын

You're Aviator205, who's Joe???

@nitron3515

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielsmithdahl4067 Funny

@gabrielsmithdahl4067

4 жыл бұрын

@@nitron3515 Jesus dude, come on, you know how your supposed to reply, idc if its not funny anymore.

@nitron3515

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielsmithdahl4067 Fine... Heres the old joke... JOE MAMA hahhahahhahah funny hhahah original

@gabrielsmithdahl4067

4 жыл бұрын

@@nitron3515 lol, gets me every time. Of you didn't want it, why'd you set it up so beautifully?

also, as an aside, it absolutely does snow in glacier in june and it is very trippy. as a kid my parents took me and my brother on vacation there, and let me tell you, taking your kids to have a snowball fight in the middle of summer is an s-tier parent move

Conspiracy theory: other states are paying for bad reviews of state parks in other states and they’re all in a rivalry

Don’t be like Jarvis- Don’t verbally abuse your local bird of paradise.

@ok-ms3ke

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up it put pollen in my nose

@latedawns1797

4 жыл бұрын

Hybrid Atom love your photos

@cassimacannon7902

4 жыл бұрын

And if you see someone verbally abusing your local Bird of Paradise, please tell someone.

@wkr9881

4 жыл бұрын

Are you being sarcastic?!?!?

@shadowscribbles9078

3 жыл бұрын

It is highly encouraged to not hurt the Bird of Paradise’s feelings, because it is highly sensitive and might put pollen in your nose if intimidated.

“I can not believe the rangers wanted to protect my family and I from some possibly dangerous animals in a national park, one star” Okie dokie then.

@ssharkbait

4 жыл бұрын

Emma Pullinen kinda sounds like he was planning to get his family mauled on purpose. Would explain why he was mad he couldn’t attract bears by leaving food around. The rangers were on to him.

@Ryu1ify

18 күн бұрын

@@ssharkbait Honestly you might be onto something big here, because there's no real other reason for there to have been a review that's best summed up as, "the views were postcard worthy and at no point was my daughter eaten alive by a grizzly bear, 1 star"

I love how the people expecting *wild animals* to put on a show for them and being seen the whole visit.

@Cheezitnator

3 ай бұрын

Exactly, there's already a place for that: Sea World or the circus ten years ago.

◾◽◽◽◽ "Would not let me fight the bears. Very rude. Yelled at me when I tried to burn the forest down and took away my flamethrower. Breathtaking view and they give away free cars to every visitor. All in all a mediocre experience at best."

I can’t stop laughing thinking about what it looked like to passerby when Jarvis was having a standoff with the Bird of Paradise

@regann7227

4 жыл бұрын

Just keep walking just keep walking What do we do? We walk walk walk

@Herpestidae

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair someone had to be recording this on video so I guess they assumed he was YouTubing or Instagramming or something.

@carl_Grimes_drawz

4 жыл бұрын

Right XD XD there wasn’t editing then XD

@Nintentoad125

4 жыл бұрын

One star

@jaydenicholofficial

4 жыл бұрын

Same

⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ This zoo is a horrible place. I let my son climb the fence into the tiger exhibit and the zoo had to save him so that the tiger wouldn’t go near my son. All in all, this zoo does have a great selection of animals. But if you want to let your kids play with the tigers, this place isn’t for you.

@lolcpr3464

4 жыл бұрын

Saisanti Xiong lmao

@chipskylark5500

4 жыл бұрын

Hahhahaa

@marblebongos2794

4 жыл бұрын

Should've killed the tiger instead of the gorilla

@moery2435

4 жыл бұрын

**Harambe flashbacks**

@bobobluedog

4 жыл бұрын

@@missingnotheglitchmon actully most zoos I'm America are really good for animals and promote conservation. Like the Bronx zoo and the San Diego zoo are both really good examples.

Joe is the guy who caused the Please Don't Ride The Turtles/Hug The Bears/Pet The Wolves/ etc. signs at tourist locations. It was him.

⭐️☆☆☆☆ Took the kids and their great-aunt to Yellowstone national park over the summer. The bears in the holes were weird but the grass was nice. The rangers unfortunately were not helpful in getting my son out of the lake, hence the one star. Also the strict rules on goat racing made the trip less enjoyable.

One time I was reading through the reviews for my family's restaurant. One one star review said something like "They eat dogs. Someone needs to shut them down." (My family is Asian) 1. It's illegal to eat dogs. 2. No, we don't eat dogs. What really makes me mad is that commented this on every single family owned restaurant and what did they comment on Panda Express? "Excellent service! Great quality Chinese food!"

@KristiMerrittjesussaves

3 жыл бұрын

I am also Asian and I’m pretty mad after reading this, just because you are Asian does not automatically mean you eat dogs, the person who was commenting that was likely a teenager or child trying to be a smartass, still though it’s very offensive

@lsmmoore1

3 жыл бұрын

Either this is an edgelord teenager or a die-hard Trump supporter. Both groups would so something like that.

@MayFlora

3 жыл бұрын

How gross 🤮 people like that are awful

@aidenorpington4637

3 жыл бұрын

tf

@beanieguitarguy4070

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Panda Express hired someone.

It takes a special kind of person to be offended by GLACIERS

@snailuka

3 жыл бұрын

only a special breed known as a Karen is capable of this act

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

Icy what you did there.

@jacobcain8203

3 жыл бұрын

Burn

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

A Mammoth disappointment.

@kianaafsharr

3 жыл бұрын

@L , h u h

I work at a park and so I genuinely appreciate this video 😂 customers often complain when they don’t see wild animals and when they do, they complain about me telling them not to harass the animals. Customers also sometimes don’t realize that the people who work at the parks don’t have control over the wildlife cause ya know it’s wild 😂

@crampedturtle

3 жыл бұрын

What do they do just go up to you and expect you to grab handy dandy leash and just put it on one of the wolves

@spikethefurry6039

2 жыл бұрын

You're not subscribed to Jarvis just to Jarvis gold

@erinhaury5773

2 жыл бұрын

My aunt was a park ranger and she always had the wildest stories. One guy rented a spot for tent camping, checked in, headed out for the spot... then came back a while later claiming his tent had been stolen. She tried taking a report, but when she asked for the description, he got confused. Turns out, he thought renting the spot meant all the gear would be supplied as well. Umm... Not so much, my man. Also, a ton of people asked when the deer turn into elk. I saw them do it, and it baffles me that the conflation of the two species is so common.

SOL III: ★☆☆☆☆ “Too many carbon based life forms”

“Mommy why is that weird man talking to a flower?” “Don’t worry Billy he’s just a KZreadr”

@keikoe5661

4 жыл бұрын

Undertale fans: “You’ll get used to it.”

@Neku628

4 жыл бұрын

Billy: But Bobby says KZreadrs r Boomers!

@user-pl4fx1jl3u

4 жыл бұрын

@@keikoe5661 nice

@mayawood403

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@justsomeguywithouthair6222

4 жыл бұрын

Rach, is that a reference to TAWOG?

I can’t believe Jarvis got Tree and Bush to collab in one of his videos

@coconutshrimp7919

4 жыл бұрын

He's really moving up in the world. I hear his next video might have shrub

@silvijashehi8478

4 жыл бұрын

123abc Sound is going to collab in his next video, too!!

@lucas-6107

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, it took 2 months of negotiation-

@pillargaming6923

4 жыл бұрын

omg what if he collaborates with leaf

@astari_1014

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forget that flower! Even though he wasn't that good.

⭐☆☆☆☆ I was at the _______ skate park and there were TEENS playing music that had the word DAMN in it. THERE ARE YOUNG CHILDREN WITH FRAGILE AND HOLY MINDS! I will call the police next time! -Karen

Okay so that one about Glacier that said the roads were closed for snow: I grew up near Waterton (the Canadian side). I have seen freak snowstorms literally year round, there's always at least one well past when it seems like it should be done. Those roads were absolutely closed for snow.

@malachiroberts1465

2 жыл бұрын

No you fool, stupid sheeple! It’s ALIENS!!!!!!

I’m gonna guess that last reviewer kept seeing rangers everywhere cuz they were purposefully watching him and his family. I mean, they tried to litter, take parts of nature, and get close to that poor mountain goat; I’d be on high alert too. Jesus...

@flowerbed1106

3 жыл бұрын

I am the 69th like

@xcherryxxchanx3425

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah my family goes camping all the time and we are never watched by the Rangers

@SuperNuclearUnicorn

3 жыл бұрын

"I punched a guy, tried to steal a TV and left spilt coffee all over the floor, why is mall security watching me???"

The only time I left a one star review was when I asked if there were nuts in a cake because my boyfriend is severely allergic. They lied and said no, so he ate it. It was so scary...

@commandercat10

3 жыл бұрын

That makes sense

@kiralonely1307

2 жыл бұрын

Life threatening deserves one star, and that situation is indeed their fault. Def worthy of that rating tbh.

@addison7624

2 жыл бұрын

But that’s a legitimate reason

@KarkatVantasBitches

2 жыл бұрын

@@addison7624 yup. It's why that's the only 1 star review I've ever given.

@nocturalTragedy

2 жыл бұрын

Instead of a 1 star review that shouldve been a lawsuit

imagine seeing a random dude smack talking a flower

imagine seeing jarvis on the side walk yelling at a plant

Grand Canyon: Sucks. The animals weren't even doing their jobs. 1/5

@nemtosiltin14

3 жыл бұрын

They don’t even pay taxes!

@SorowFame

3 жыл бұрын

@@nemtosiltin14 how come they can get away with it but I can’t?

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

It's just...a really (admittedly REALLY) Big Hole. "Oh look. At all the dirt that aint there. Quick. Take a picture". No roller coaster. A drop like that BUILT IN ffs. No half mile Bungee Plunge. No imagination. No...flair. Flume ride: too long. No auto-photo service. Animals. Too few. Too far. Too boring. None ofthem talked or waved or let us pose the kids with them for pix.

*Nature* 0/5 Plants were disrespectful and one even gave me a rash. Never coming outside ever again.

@nightdreamer2315

4 жыл бұрын

narzos well yeah why would you do that outside??

@SirrSerpent

4 жыл бұрын

narzos, Your comment is hilarious and deserves way more likes.

When he read a review that said:: “I’ve traveled all across the States[…]The hot lunches at my school are better[…]” I thought, how old is this person because I’m guessing they’re still in school, yet they’ve travelled all over the United States and feel like they are entitled to be a critic?

@avalasialove

2 жыл бұрын

It’s probably a fake review. Why someone would post a fake review is beyond me.

@g.t.3186

2 жыл бұрын

Could be a military brat. I've travelled all across my country too and am still in university.

The neighbors mustve been really confused when Jarvis was filming the intro

*AWFUL* ⭐️☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ There was mud everywhere! Omg can’t you clean the forest?? *ONE STAR*

@GPCarReviews

4 жыл бұрын

Sir this is a McDonald's drive thru

@iwanttobeverified

4 жыл бұрын

Sir this is a store

@saitamabutwithhair413

4 жыл бұрын

Sir this is a Starbucks

@david.7542

4 жыл бұрын

Sir this is a alabama.

@felixroux

4 жыл бұрын

Sir this is *Insert Place here*

Literally no one Jarvis: Gets barely touched by plant and sneezes Also Jarvis: Puts whole face up to the plant and does not sneeze

@RiotousRaichu

4 жыл бұрын

Are we still doing the "nobody" thing?

@onedayillbesomething1570

4 жыл бұрын

NORCALXxMrDxX yes it’s still funny.

@onedayillbesomething1570

4 жыл бұрын

Cole Scully your profile picture makes your comment even better!🤣

@wikzy.7966

4 жыл бұрын

NORCALXxMrDxX no it’s not

@RiotousRaichu

4 жыл бұрын

@@onedayillbesomething1570 It wasn't really funny when it first became a thing

Once saw a one star review for a BAKERY. “You almost killed my gluten free friend”

@Humptygotadumpy

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I’m pretty sure there’s such thing as gluten free baked goods

@BlinkOnWheels

3 жыл бұрын

Oh Jesus Christ!

@sonmihae-joo6286

3 жыл бұрын

celiac's disease is rather serious though :\

@trollface9223

3 жыл бұрын

i mean, if it was supposed to be gluten free stuff its kind of justified

@MiyaMam948

2 жыл бұрын

What's funny is that it sounds like the friend themself is, in fact, gluten-free

I just imagine myself as a pedestrian watching a guy filming a video of himself having a one sided conversation, getting ready to throw hands with a plant

My favorite yelp reviews are the ones like, “this was absolutely perfect and exceeded all my expectations- 4/5.”

@TibsisTops

4 жыл бұрын

"beCaUse THeReS aLWAys roOm fOr iMPrOVeMent"

@tinabean713

4 жыл бұрын

@@TibsisTops My son's high school social skills (autism program) teacher used to say that everytime I asked him why he gave my son a B. Like his GPA is crap enough, why are you doing this?!?

@pinkwolfgirl13

4 жыл бұрын

@@tinabean713 I had an art teacher where the highest score was a 99% since there's always room for improvement. One point is fine but an entire letter grade is too much. But it also depends on the grading scale, for instance one point off on that principle then 7 for actual errors would be a 92, a 'B' when the 'A' range is 93 - 100.

@unfoundpump

4 жыл бұрын

"never been there. Never seen it. 5/5 (in worse cases 1/5)"

@Vessel767

3 жыл бұрын

@@mssunnylunarain7 people *rate you?*

*Life* ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Feels like the longest thing I’ll do.

@Johncornwell103

4 жыл бұрын

@Just Me just be rich

@astridbittersparrow5068

4 жыл бұрын

FAST1029384756J r/wooosh

@VictorCN

4 жыл бұрын

@@astridbittersparrow5068 r/wooosh

@PHAToregon

4 жыл бұрын

Vicente and Friends 😂

@lunnalocca9376

4 жыл бұрын

It feels long till it gets cut early.

Every once and awhile, I come back to this video just to watch the intro again. Never isn't funny. ONE... STAR... BITCH!

imagine walking down the street and seeing a man squatting while staring down a flower

Grand canyon: "I'm just a hole sir"

@someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006

4 жыл бұрын

But it can be fixed with the power of *FLEX TAPE*

@mpnb2162

4 жыл бұрын

@@someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006 i dont know how to tell you that this is a sex joke

@lilmao4482

4 жыл бұрын

Oof, I didn’t even realize (Also, yaay, Maki roll :D)

@ko-kun2579

4 жыл бұрын

@Dallas Ziegler 😏 I get it.

@ironicacunit

4 жыл бұрын

Mam this is the grand canyon

I saw a one star review that said, "Good service." Maybe they didn't know how reviews worked...

@o.s8573

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe there was good service - and everything else was terrible. 1/5 'Good service (but that's it).'

@pufferfish5065

3 жыл бұрын

@@o.s8573 how would you explain the reviews that have 5 starts but says "worst thing ever"

@natalyaporter5730

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it’s backwards in some places.

@snailuka

3 жыл бұрын

good service, you get a gold star

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

give that review a bad review, 5 stars. THAT'll show him!

No one: People watching a grown man loudly talking to a flower in a Firm Tone: 👁 👄 👁

"I would give it 0 stars if I could." They could've. All they had to do was post nothing.

"My daughter tried to take the Mona Lisa, and they tazed her" dude, same.

⭐☆☆☆☆ "i tried stealing a flower bush and i cant get it off the soil!?!?!?! unacceptable!!!!!!"

@neon-kitty-7472

3 жыл бұрын

Funny where you found it

@neon-kitty-7472

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for rewrite them.

@avocado8137

3 жыл бұрын

Your pfp makes this comment better lol

I can imagine walking past Jarvis on the street and seeing him intensely talking to a flower.

This video: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ "I watched this late at night and tried not to cry laughing to not wake up my family."

the fact that he did this in public is something that i'll always respect

@ydunduntalmud705

4 жыл бұрын

Though Jacob Hornberger won the most primaries and received the most votes, Jo Jorgensen was chosen as the party's presidential nominee on the night of May 23, 2020, after four rounds of voting

@supersillystuffs

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Dude

@AydenSchofield

4 жыл бұрын

Yuri Tarded Wait what?

@ebicbarton

4 жыл бұрын

@@AydenSchofield that's Jarvis Johnson the politician

@caleblewis8169

4 жыл бұрын

He actually did it in his backyard

jarvis putting the angry one star reviews on the background of those beautiful scenic pictures from the parks is possibly the biggest power move of the century

@blanche__

4 жыл бұрын

What?

@lvly5357

4 жыл бұрын

Comic The Adventurer 8:04 example.

Love when national park reviews complain about tourists. As opposed to the native population of Yellowstone which consists of buffalo.

I like the fact that he bleeped the word "fk" in a way that the word still came through 🤣

Literally saw a 1 star review that said "I've never been here!" 🤔

@junipermuniper

4 жыл бұрын

i saw a review of my old school that just said "i didn't go there"

@stanstanstan2597

4 жыл бұрын

Humans have already lost. People like that REALLY grind my gears.

@felixroux

4 жыл бұрын

Loads of those.

@videoswithcay

4 жыл бұрын

Amazon reviews that are 5 stars and start with “I haven’t received it yet, but...”

@TheTheninjagummybear

4 жыл бұрын

It's old people who see the option to leave a review and assume that they HAVE to.

"There was no wifi, so there was, like, nothing to do in this national park." "Also, only bears once."

@rxz7239

4 жыл бұрын

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@daniqueboskma8537

4 жыл бұрын

@@viivelvet G

@hystericallover5989

4 жыл бұрын

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@MooneJay20

4 жыл бұрын

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@rca2540

4 жыл бұрын

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His neighbours be like: Oml- he is doing crazy stuff again.. and why is he shoving his nose into the flower?

I work in customer service and we often get reviews about things that are out of our control or completely irrelevant so this video was exactly what I needed right now lol. Thank you for always making such funny content.

Tourists: go to see a giant hole in the ground Also tourists: don’t bother going to the Grand Canyon, it’s just a giant hole in the ground 😡

@ZionStrickland

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Rollercoasters in the Grand Canyon would be awesome

@HollyHummingbirdriver

4 жыл бұрын

Zion Strickland and dangerous

@felixroux

4 жыл бұрын

​@@HollyHummingbirdriver How does the fact it's over the grand canyon make it anymore dangerous?

@terryfuldsgaming7995

4 жыл бұрын

"ive seen better" wait, what? where? on mars? The grand canyon is the biggest on the entire planet! WTF is he talking about?

@terryfuldsgaming7995

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair tho, I've been to every major national park in america, and yellowstone is by far the best. Edit: then the next part is trashing yellowstone. lol. School lunches? What? I thought i remembered several restaurants there. Maybe thats just what your parents are feeding you kid...

Karen S. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ "They wouldn't let me speak to their manager"

@mishkeisha

4 жыл бұрын

Linda M. ⭐️ ☆☆☆☆ Karen brought store bought cookies to the PTA meeting.

@QueerAndHunger

4 жыл бұрын

Joe M. ⭐☆☆☆☆ "Karen took the kids. Shit lawyer."

@lavish95

4 жыл бұрын

@@QueerAndHunger *who is joe*

@peppapig7429

4 жыл бұрын

Barbara J. ⭐☆☆☆☆ Facebook wouldn't let me speak to the manager. So horrible!

@sarahtwitt

4 жыл бұрын

Im proud of this reply chain

Grand Canyon: Massive in-ground cliff faces. Sheer red stone layers, and- "One star. Has no geysers, no animals... tiny eagles, etc." Yellowstone: Scenic, well-preserved park featuring luscious lakes, tress, amazing geysers, and animals that- "Would give zero stars. Boring. Has no giant hole."

Imagine witnessing Jarvis irl actually talking to a plant like that without the voice over

Nature is terrible Everything’s green 1/10

@CrispyShroom

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget brown

@subydyber4439

4 жыл бұрын

And sometimes darker green

@subydyber4439

4 жыл бұрын

Abandoned Channel is that a DHMIS reference

@ironicacunit

4 жыл бұрын

@@sweethysteria8737 oooooooooh stan that lil bit of Paige the notepad!

@cazer8082

4 жыл бұрын

@@sweethysteria8737 Green is not a creative color!

"There were so many strict rules about disturbing the nature AND BEARS at this national park!" Uh, yeah i sure hope it does.

@rumblezerofive

4 жыл бұрын

Are you a Greg or a Craig, I assume we are both guy

@Lili-sg2ok

4 жыл бұрын

Drew gooden turns around, "me?"

@jessicatgrowl7614

4 жыл бұрын

Rumble Zero just came across Jarvis after making my way through Drew, Kurtis, Danny, and Cody. Am I being led down this path or what?

1:01 did Jarvis turn into Jesse Pinkman for a second?

As a Montanan, SPECIFICALLY living in the flathead valley and can go to GNP whenever, snow in late june is ABSOLUTELY normal. I went snowshoeing in july in glacier, no aliens, just cold weather that gets stuck on the beautiful rocky mountains

@ThexDynastxQueen

2 жыл бұрын

⭐☆☆☆☆ Clearly this post was made by aliens and I do not appreciate Jarvis accommodating such misinformation! If I could give this post 0 stars I would!

Before visiting a national park, please consider the following: It is going to be hot or cold, depending on where you are. They don’t have AC or heaters for a park that is outside. It is a national park. Do not expect good WiFi if any. The rangers/staff can’t control the animals because they are animals. Don’t get mad if you don’t see a certain animal. They are probably doing something called surviving. Have fun! It’s a national park. Breathe in the air and look at some of the amazing sites around the park.

@savannahstargaze

2 жыл бұрын

Also lots of people go missing in national parks so dont do that

@burcebanning

2 жыл бұрын

it honestly amazes me that people don't understand that the allure of a national park is that it's the *wilderness* where human tampering is minimal

@maximummax7232

2 жыл бұрын

@@burcebanning but the bears don’t personally serve me dippin’ dots, so 1-star /j

@MsSphinx91

2 жыл бұрын

Some of the parks/accommodations have more amenities than others, but you have to do some basic research and set expectations accordingly. The lodges with nicer amenities are going to cost a premium. And generally, the parks out West are better maintained, probably because they earn more revenue. If you know these things going in, it shouldn't be an issue.

@MsSphinx91

2 жыл бұрын

@@savannahstargaze lots of people need to consider guided treks if they don't have experience.

"What do you do for a living?" "I make KZread videos!" "About what?" "I um... I threaten flowers sometimes."

@felixroux

4 жыл бұрын

He has a job outside of KZread.

@avilaw6396

4 жыл бұрын

Felix Roux not anymore he quit software engineering. He’s a full time KZreadr now

@ranjanbiswas3233

3 жыл бұрын

@@felixroux *had

This makes me deeply want to see someone write yelp reviews for the mystery flesh pit

I left my first ever review this year just to let people know how unsafe my favorite coffee place had become during a pandemic. It hurt to write it.

Jarvis: You put polen in my NOSE Also Jarvis: get's closer to the flower and smelling it

@crabken4969

4 жыл бұрын

Atomicus video Studios one star!

@meridzs

4 жыл бұрын

getting closer to the flower and smelling it is the only way to intimidate flowers

Ok, small story about yellowstone, I went with my family two years ago and at one of the geysers I started to feel severe pain in my stomach. My mom and a ranger after a little web MD'ing thought it might be appendicitis and drove me to the nearest hospital in Cody, WY. TLDR; I got my appendix removed because a ranger went above and beyond, the view and animals there were pretty cool too.

@erin0322

2 жыл бұрын

★☆☆☆☆ Went to Yellowstone to see the geysers, but started feeling sever abdominal pain. A ranger helped figure out that I had appendicitis and I was rushed to the hospital. Had to get my appendix removed AND I didn’t even get to see the geysers, all because some park ranger couldn’t mind his own business.

As a resident of Montana, who grew up here, I can attest that if you decide to visit here in any capacity, you can expect blizzards well into April.

One star! This hike has too much nature! I wish they would construct a few more buildings.

“The only times it’s acceptable to cry is during funerals and at the Grand Canyon.” -Ron Swanson

@himdotcom

4 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it. Bravo.

@wolfheart8604

4 жыл бұрын

I love Ron.

@aliveslice

4 жыл бұрын

Grand Canyon is just that bad huh

@sawyershoe

4 жыл бұрын

It was only so long until he got popular enough

@eoincampbell1584

4 жыл бұрын

Now I want to have a funeral at the grand canyon where they chuck my body off into it.

"I used to work at Yelp" Well that explains why he quit a lucrative career in software to do KZread. I've heard working at Yelp is a 1 star experience.

@michellemahmud901

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard it’s not even ........

@rnm6048

3 жыл бұрын

Kind of ironic huh

@asmolbean9300

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder what the yelp reviews are for yelp

@bread3050

2 жыл бұрын

@@asmolbean9300 Yelp has 2 stars on Yelp.

@shirashirashirashirashir

2 жыл бұрын

He also worked at Patreon so.

Ocean ⭐️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ “Too much salt”

just imagine driving down the street and you see a guy with a camera screaming at a flower

Just imagine strolling around in your neighborhood. Then you see a man threateningly yelling at a plant.

@crispycookies8684

3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy: "Mom,why is that man talking to a plant?" Mom: "It's okay Jimmy just look away."

@randomtinypotatocried

3 жыл бұрын

It seems like something I'd see in NYC.

@quitegauche

3 жыл бұрын

Crowley is that you?

@aadviiika

3 жыл бұрын

Crowley. You met Crowley.

@ayjfr88

3 жыл бұрын

@@aadviiika I don't get it......

KZread ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ They didn’t let me hack into the government database and declare war on !! They also force me to watch an advert for five seconds? Do I look like a boomer smh

@Detective_Grav

3 жыл бұрын

Lol😂

@veghead05

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

12:30 as someone from WA i can say that this man will not see anything remotly good in WA unless u have a fasinaition for homless people, polluted air that smells like weed or 5 starbucks in one block.

@HeortirtheWoodwarden

Жыл бұрын

The Washington State is not just Seattle bro

@azizaaman4290

Жыл бұрын

@@HeortirtheWoodwarden notice i never said that...i dont even live in seattle

@HeortirtheWoodwarden

Жыл бұрын

@@azizaaman4290 That just sounds like Seattle

@azizaaman4290

Жыл бұрын

@@HeortirtheWoodwarden i’ve lived in Kent, Des Moines, Renton, Tukwila, SeaTac and i’ve been to even more and so i can assure you i know what i’m talking about. of course it’s a bit of an exaggeration because i’m joking around but the experience is pretty much the same

@HeortirtheWoodwarden

Жыл бұрын

@@azizaaman4290 Dude, all those places are in the Seattle area, I looked it up. They're just technically different cities, but it's still pretty much the same as Seattle. Why don't you talk about Spokane or Yakima?

Imagine watching a full grown man walk circles around a plant saying one star, lol

One star. My husband killed the bear we saw and the malicious rangers arrested him! He was just trying to protect our precious babies. Ranger jerks. -Karen A

@graciedrawz3195

3 жыл бұрын

their last name is "Asshole" for anybody wondering

@kittylol7971

3 жыл бұрын

@@graciedrawz3195 oh thx for letting me know :-)

@sweethysteria8737

2 жыл бұрын

If the bear actually attacked or threaten a tourists children, the tourist probably would be in their rights to kill it. But I’m assuming the bear didn’t actually threaten them in this post

@thelanktheist2626

Жыл бұрын

@@sweethysteria8737 yeah it probably like looked at them, that and a human man cannot possibly kill a bear with his bare ((HAH)) hands, or even a few tools you’ll carry around the park.

My friend found a 1 star on the Space Needle that said: "Did not go to space!"

@savanahleigh2637

4 жыл бұрын

demev7488 yeah i live in seattle, and it doesn't go anywhere 😂

@demev7488

4 жыл бұрын

@@eh86055 pretty sure it was as well.

@dpm12

4 жыл бұрын

I've been to the Space Needle, and honestly, the price isn't worth it. I had more fun at Pike Place Market and the Woodland Park Zoo.

@beanieguitarguy4070

4 жыл бұрын

Sav Leigh I’m writing a one star review for the Space Needle because there’s no Space Haystack!!

I can’t help but imagine someone walk by in the beginning of the video, and he is just yelling at plants

4:07 rafting at the Grand Canyon is 10x more fun than a roller coaster, and no lines :)

*HORRIBLE!!* ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Too many Birds of Paradise...

The beginning sketch is the funniest thing I’ve seen in forever, I really needed that 😂😂😂

I used to know someone who worked in Yellowstone and she got a call once with someone asking " when are you going to release the animals"

One time a took a pocket full of rocks from Death Valley in California and when I saw a sign saying it was illegal to take them a begged my parents to stop the car and I dropped all the rocks.

@jaypence332

3 жыл бұрын

People mail rocks back to Hawaiu because they believe they are cursed.

@trialerrorsharer9398

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. They take rocks from the place apparently get cursed with bad luck and mail them back to appease the gods.

@aidenorpington4637

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaypence332 lmaoo

@specialagentweener1073

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaypence332 I literally came here to say this... The big island legit gets hundreds of rocks weekly mailed back to the volcano because people who take it come home with the craziest bad luck. It's so common out here on Maui that when I sell jewelry at high end stores people were afraid to buy Larimar (a deep blue volcanic rock gem from Dominican republic) and I had to constantly explain that it's only a problem for people if they are taking off Hawaiian volcanic rocks... not other places rocks.

@Tw0Dots

3 жыл бұрын

@@specialagentweener1073 Well. I know what I’m gonna do when this pandemic is over

"I hate trees" mrbeast: we dont do that here.

@jazminecarroll1197

4 жыл бұрын

I came to this video JUST for this comment

@Oliver-fw6rc

4 жыл бұрын

@Jazmine Carroll Sure.

The forest: 1/5 Too many trees. -Ronald E.

12:07 as a Montana native there for sure is snow in June, we get snow and negative weather up until mid July sometimes. Especially in 2016, that was a pretty sucky year for us. 2021 also sucked big time