As a former Target employee, we legally cannot tell you what the balls are for. Once you’re hired, they implant a detonator in your brain, and revealing the ball secrets will result in immediate termination.

@funkybugman

2 жыл бұрын

of ur job or ur life??

@sxvxrxlx1864

2 жыл бұрын

@@funkybugman that’s a surprise :)

@alleriodrone

2 жыл бұрын

I only worked there in the winter months so they didn't get time to implant it... They are for keeping cars from running into the building. Walmart has those concrete pillars, the balls just look better :)

@CHloE748

2 жыл бұрын

I know this is a joke but they are to stop cars from running into the building/people

@littlewillowlinda

2 жыл бұрын

@@alleriodrone well that's dark i never would've thought they were for that o.o

Excuse me Jarvis, we at target are not "employees" we're "Team Members" and we don't have "managers" we have "Team Leads" and we don't have a CEO, we have "Daddy Cornell" because we're a family who cares about eachother, which is why Daddy Cornell gives me a 10¢ raise every year if I'm a good slave, I mean team member.

@hereiampercylover

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOOO

@otunsha101

2 жыл бұрын

Daddy??????????

@angelfonseca7198

2 жыл бұрын

As a current Target team member, this checks out

@nl8661

2 жыл бұрын

I can verify the validity of this statement.

@Nataly-lk9yj

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

“i refuse to believe that someone was born in 2003” oh boy jarvis, wait til u find out that there were people born in 2004…

@theswampus670

2 жыл бұрын

I have a co-worker who was born in 2002 and it still confuses me that there is an "adult" younger than my baby sister.

@neyoid

2 жыл бұрын

People born in 2010 are 11 years old now.

@WitchDetective

2 жыл бұрын

Yes hello I'm here

@sesch629

2 жыл бұрын

@@neyoid oh, silly naive Internet person. 11 year olds don't exist.

@rosilyns2662

2 жыл бұрын

And like me, 2006.

why target has balls: “The giant concrete balls, called bollards, serve as safety precautions for keeping cars from driving into the storefront doors and potentially harming shoppers.”

@Lisekplhehe

2 жыл бұрын

They're not placed closely enough for that.

@TBH_Inc

2 жыл бұрын

I’m not sure what was up with the picture he showed but usually they are a lot close together.

@Resters52_official

2 жыл бұрын

@@TBH_Inc I haven't been to Target in a bit, and the last time I passed it I wasn't looking too hard, but I remember them being a fair distance apart, definitely a cars width at least

@batjackattack5556

2 жыл бұрын

that’s why i have balls too

@alleriodrone

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lisekplhehe it is really a deterrent and a clear sign that the car is going into a forbidden area. They are close enough together as long as the person is not in a clear state of mind trying to run into the building... You have to be in a pretty bad state of mind to want to run into a target I would think.

As an ex target employee I can confirm that the cart dudes are absolutely bored enough to launch a war.

@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701

2 жыл бұрын

The cart guy for walmart looks like he's going to be a workplace mass shooter.

@gordonross3270

Жыл бұрын

EX target employee? What do you do now?

@hippopajamas

Жыл бұрын

@@gordonross3270 teacher! lol

@gordonross3270

Жыл бұрын

@@hippopajamas honorable profession. Thank you for your work.

@JingleShoes

Жыл бұрын

@@hippopajamas I wish you a hefty raise 😌

If Home Depot joins Walmart that's huge. Home Depot has the rail carts, flat carts, and table carts on top of normal carts. That kind of fire power could be world ending in the wrong hands

@tinamendoza6689

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 This is hilarious

@melanieniemann4160

2 жыл бұрын

That would just mean Target needs an alliance with Lowe's to level the playing field.

@alleriodrone

2 жыл бұрын

We now need lowes to join target. Then maybe they will have a chance, lol

@HamTickler

2 жыл бұрын

you heard the home depot theme song in the background of those tiktoks?

@gordonramsayslambsauce

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe Menards

I like to imagine a manager telling a group of minimum wage kids to go to the parking lot and collectively beat up a shopping cart

I would totally love an "enemies to lovers" arc for Walmart and Targy

@aladventure2502

2 жыл бұрын

I can already see the fan art now

@aladventure2502

2 жыл бұрын

@Willy on Wheels can you stop…..why do you people like spamming random videos

@Hip.Username

2 жыл бұрын

Targy will eventually get pregnant... But Lowes will be the father. And the result will be an American IKEA

@pinkpunther

2 жыл бұрын

@@aladventure2502 me too!

@aladventure2502

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hip.Username LOVE TRIANGLE!!?!

The fact that these two guys are named Jaden and Colton is just *chef’s kiss*

@Wired_User

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah they really got the “middle class white boy” names lol

@jadenhamilton8674

2 жыл бұрын

I would have to agree :)

@JoshuaUm

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wired_User Jaden Smith 🤷

@jadenwilson8953

2 жыл бұрын

@@jadenhamilton8674 i would also like to agree

@frogsquared7867

2 жыл бұрын

they’re invading

I love the concept that there are Targets and Walmarts out there located so close to each other that they share a parking lot, as if they don’t have the exact same function

@mirrepoix

2 жыл бұрын

we have a Target and Walmart that share a parking lot, not even 10 miles from where i live. why? your guess is as good as mine. they also share the parking lot with a Costco, which only makes things more confusing. although i don't think Walmart and Target are direct competitors to Costco, so that probably makes more sense than the combination Sam's Club-and-Costco parking lot that's maybe 20 miles in the opposite direction.

@pasatebo

2 жыл бұрын

tf2 but with carts

@mantis-manthegreat

2 жыл бұрын

Our target and Walmart are a little more than across from eachother, so still pretty close

@apho-sappho

2 жыл бұрын

@@mirrepoix Dude my town has a walmart and target seperated by a costco I find that so funny

@mirrepoix

2 жыл бұрын

@@apho-sappho they need costco between them so they don't fight. smaller scale grocery stores tend to be very aggressive, but adding a bulk-sale species will usually offset it. very important to pick your grocery store's lot-mates carefully!

I like how the dramatic Home Depot theme song appears at 3:41

@RileyzStudioz

2 жыл бұрын

_Sent Me_

@RileyzStudioz

2 жыл бұрын

@@cecil6075 💀

@cecil6075

2 жыл бұрын

@@RileyzStudioz put da gun away and go build brown bricks in minecrap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@RileyzStudioz

2 жыл бұрын

@@cecil6075 🚶🏽‍♀️I will not be taking that into consideration. -But I will consider aiming it at you-

@cecil6075

2 жыл бұрын

@@RileyzStudioz uh did you read my earlier comment? i heard the home depot song & became the joker (immune to bullets)

This is just bizzare. Imagine in the future college business majors learning about this.

@Sir.Slayer

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds actually fun to learn so they won't

@vsmith1688

2 жыл бұрын

Not sure about business school, but my minor was in marketing and this is the kind of bullshit I was forced to sit through. Marketing, especially at corporate level, must be the most empty, soulless profession on earth.

@Chkprofilename

2 жыл бұрын

Yes kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqB9pKmegZfJdqg.html True

@imngaming8147

2 жыл бұрын

@@vsmith1688 As someone who majored in accounting and interned in Audit, I can confirm accounting is the most empty, soulless profession on earth lol.

@Did.You.Forget

2 жыл бұрын

They’ll have to because...marketing 🤷🏿‍♂️ They have South Park college courses..

So, my dad used to be a manager at a Walmart a long long time ago (like in the 80s/90s when they were smaller) And he's told me stories in the past where after shift him and some employees would stand outside of Target and shout stuff or bringing a 'TARGET SUCKS' sign to the parking lot like they were fighting THE MAN, on the war front for... Walmart .. the little guy. If my dad were a young adult today this is the kind of things he'd have been doing.

@eliastalks7411

2 жыл бұрын

PLEASE have your dad make a series about his time at Walmart in the 80s I need this in my life

@evil80

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@lucyheartfilliadragneel

2 жыл бұрын

A true veteran of the war

@ashleyking3385

2 жыл бұрын

there are two pubs in the city I live in and for years and years the 2 bars employees have been "at war". They steal parts of the signs or go undercover 🥸 in the bars and stealthily take some iconic things from inside. The staff notice and will text someone from the other bar or the bar that stole something will try and write things on social media highlighting the item that was stolen. Foe those who know about the ongoing war its pretty funny. I gotta say I love people like your dad. if you're a regular of a place and the employees take it up a notch its alot of fun. even employee to employee. love it.

@wongar1886

2 жыл бұрын

So you're saying this is the world war II of this conflict??

Jarvis giving us the real stories of this horrific war. It's journalism like this that keeps the truth alive

@ethanosweat

2 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna like this and make it 70 likes.

this is so entertaining

@marurei143

2 жыл бұрын

@LA HAHHAHAHA SAMEE

@allknowingpineapple4112

2 жыл бұрын

Who tf are you?

why are they playing the home depot music

@soobred2672

2 жыл бұрын

bitzel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@mossmania

2 жыл бұрын

honestly idk

@ErinLastNameRedacted

2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering if anyone would mention that.

@EXXTREMEGAMER5600

2 жыл бұрын

what happened if you pee in someone’s mouth

@lissasdf6724

2 жыл бұрын

came here to say this lol

All corporate shenanigans aside, Colton and Jayden do sound like the names of 2 opposing male leads of a YA novel….

@lauratroy13

2 жыл бұрын

Involved in a love triangle drama with the shy new girl

@nothinggood

2 жыл бұрын

let them fall in love :(

@comentingman1507

2 жыл бұрын

@@secretaznjen oh god no.....

@jiyama

2 жыл бұрын

@@secretaznjen rivals turned lovers, one of my favorites!

@ratadedospatas1

2 жыл бұрын

@@lauratroy13 nah screw the new girl, there’s already thousands of books about girls like her, they can fall in love with each other instead

"I refuse to believe that someone could be born in 2003. And I won't be elaborating further" cracked me up

@anastasiao4036

2 жыл бұрын

Me, who was born in 2003: Well, guess I don't exist then

As a former Target employee, I will never ever support Target in this war. That 5% discount was BS, it barely took off tax!

@nineiza8602

7 ай бұрын

Well take what you can get really. I mean I work retail right now but I don’t get a discount at all🥹

As someone that lives in Australia. There is only a Target here and no Walmart meaning that target would definitely have the numbers. Unfortunately for target, Walmart would have more guns

@linneascameraroll

2 жыл бұрын

canadian here, we have walmarts but no targets

@KingOfGaymes

2 жыл бұрын

Walmart also has the wack weird people

@PouLS

2 жыл бұрын

No Walmarts or Targets in Poland. We have Biedronka tho

@andylorenzo4097

2 жыл бұрын

The woolies and Coles cold war

@lauratroy13

2 жыл бұрын

As an European: wtf is Walmart and target even 😁

We really went from “T-T-T-T-ARGETTTT” to *We will win this Target v Walmart War*

@Chkprofilename

2 жыл бұрын

Yes kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqB9pKmegZfJdqg.html True

@Sasu123456789x1

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I know right

@Benseer

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chkprofilename this is not t-t-t-t-t-taaarrrget

@evil80

2 жыл бұрын

“Walmart War” 😂😂😂

@lynettep9309

2 жыл бұрын

Radio shack ack ack ack

The Walmart “ball is ours” laugh sounds like a video game character

I'm 29 but never do I feel more like an 87 year old than when Jarvis tells me about the ludicrous shit Tiktok is up to. XD

out of all the things i would have thought would happen this year, i would not expect it to be target vs. walmart

@kfen2168

2 жыл бұрын

@Thx ❤ go away 😇

@CosmicTheWeb

2 жыл бұрын

did anyone actually expect it?

@kfen2168

2 жыл бұрын

@@CosmicTheWeb probably not, i would’ve expected a deadly world pandemic before this

@justrenderin1279

2 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is that they've always been competitors. Except it was with Investors, Target is actually a safe bet for investing as they've been on a slow rise up, where as Walmart is more like cliffs and valleys. I had to do an annoying amount of research and present the Walmart vs Target investment war for an Accounting Course. But now it's just memes

@elleblythe8355

2 жыл бұрын

Babe it’s always BEEN target vs. Walmart😩 they’re literally the same store except one is more expensive lmao

I truly adore that for the most part, Walmart and target are actually not involved (and not firing their employees making these videos). Just some kids havin fun 😀

@Ryan-mi8dd

2 жыл бұрын

I’m a cart guy for jewel Osco a large grocery store in Chicago and this war is a very serious thing long before tik tok started making it a public thing this war has been going for ages mangers have been involved for years in my strip mall carts have drowned help prisoner and extreme cases killed there’s no joke about this

@angel-hu3bp

2 жыл бұрын

@Willy on Wheels bots have literally given up and putting words on their comments and are now just putting links

It would be hilarious if Lowe’s joins the Target side and Home Depot joins the Walmart side simply because of the color theme

@QuantumBoogaloo

2 жыл бұрын

The issue is that I think there’s some sort of agreement between Lowe’s and Walmart. I’m in the southeast US, and I always see the two together. Like I’ve never seen a Lowe’s without a Walmart nearby

Man throwing up his "colours" after stomping the cart got me way too hard 😂

As a former Walmart employee I can not fathom having any sort of loyalty to that hell store even for clout.

@poppytarts3405

2 жыл бұрын

u could've been a spy!!

@ITSETERNITYINHERE

2 жыл бұрын

The Damara pfp

@autumn5130

2 жыл бұрын

I second this. I took a job there in loss prevention as a filler. Never meant it to be a permanent thing, but holy hell idk how people stand working for that shit company for years!! Team Target.

@anotherterribleday

2 жыл бұрын

Tbf for some of them at least, it’s probably not (entirely) about clout - it can just be fun to feel like you’re a part of a big storyline like this?

@kat9866

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think it's for loyalty- it's more to make the hell that is working there better, even a slight bit fun. Also, Dorito's comment is probably right too.

Of course Home Depot is with Walmart, as I'd imagine Lowe's would be with Target. It just makes sense, lol.

@gavinisdie

2 жыл бұрын

Coincidentally my local home depot used to be a Walmart but replaced it when Walmart moved down the road lol

@kairi99roxas

2 жыл бұрын

As a Lowe's employee, I definitely side with Target!

@alastorlapid2365

2 жыл бұрын

And Menard's sides with no man.

@marcusmoore5526

2 жыл бұрын

There is literally a Lowe's across the Target closest to where I live.

@Emily-pn1rg

2 жыл бұрын

Not to add to the fights, but I will also go out on a limb and say hobby lobby is for Walmart and Joanne's is for Target.

Jarvis: "I refuse to believe that someone could be born in 2003." Me, who was born in 2003: 👁👄👁

@janellelives5158

2 жыл бұрын

I guess we just don’t exist…….

@meridzs

2 жыл бұрын

no you weren't

@abimorelikeapee

2 жыл бұрын

sorry, you're lying apparently

@ihateithere6432

2 жыл бұрын

What a whack year to be born in

@treetheenderhyena1880

2 жыл бұрын

Same. *fades out of existence*

"I refuse to believe that someone could be born in 2003, and I won't be elaborating further" Everything about this sentence was prestine

I mean, if kids start shoplifting from Walmart and Target instead of from school - that'd be a win-win, right :)

@zulu-bravo255

2 жыл бұрын

Target supports lgbt so Walmart is better

@sierrab5010

2 жыл бұрын

@@zulu-bravo255 yeah but they didn’t support BLM sooo 🤪 (lol jk don’t steal)

@mars6855

2 жыл бұрын

@@zulu-bravo255 you are so funny and edgy omg

@rainjay2516

2 жыл бұрын

@@zulu-bravo255 VERY technically.... but literally both of them are absolute billion dollar trash that chronically underpay and overwork their employees. Fuck them both - can't steal from a corporation, it's called "reclamation"~ ;P

@ThexDynastxQueen

2 жыл бұрын

I already did my part and I'm banned from both. I am a corporate war veteran!

13:30 you missed an incredible opportunity to say “it’s not for the faint of cart”

@ZijnShayatanica

2 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

@ZijnShayatanica

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry for screaming. Your comment just absolutely killed me. 😆🤣

The balls in front of target prevent cars from blocking customers. It’s basically just a branded version of the poles you see in front of other stores like Walmart, but spherical to look a bit like the center of a target.

@Leenybear

2 жыл бұрын

Well…Thank you, Alexis. I think you’ve genuinely just explained a giant mystery.

Walmart has cart quantity, but Target has cart quality. I've seen one of those red carts tumble down a very steep 40-ish ft rocky slope and come out practically unscathed.

i like how you include some sort of context for a few things that are maybe normal to a US citizen, bc as someone from a different country, it's not so obvious to me and Target, for instance, is not something we have here. so it's nice to feel included. keep up the good work!!

@sleepyninjarin7971

2 жыл бұрын

I live in Australia and I don't know what Walmart really is, I always imagine it as aldi

@FlSKMASTER

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleepyninjarin7971 I think Walmart is some kind of strange dimension where eldritch beings live

@princessmanitari4993

2 жыл бұрын

Here in the netherlands those kinda stores are only allowed for businesses. So if you don't have a business you can't go, we instead have a lot more smaller supermarkets! We also just literally do not have any use for those big ass convenient stores; we're too small of a country and we'd rather go to a specific store then all in one! France does have the bigger supermarket/convenience stores though; mainly due to distance!

@nickywags0712

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleepyninjarin7971 is that where Aldi’s is from??? I love that place

@Taleneki

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickywags0712 No, Aldi is a German company shared by two brothers who are enemies. One owns Aldi Süd, the other owns Aldi Nord.

I'm pretty sure there's no Target or Walmart in my country, so this feels like watching a documentary about american wildlife

@oddlynicole16

2 жыл бұрын

You’re lucky, shopping cart migration season is the worst here; they always block the roads

@ixamisus

2 жыл бұрын

@@oddlynicole16 in europe most of them stay in there little regions

@samimartinez1409

2 жыл бұрын

@@ixamisus lucky… sometimes we’ll have stampedes here in the US!

Thank you Jarvis for being such a tireless war correspondent in this whole conflict, I would be very confused if you hadn't been there to give me a complete timeline 🙌

Jarvis talking about the stock market to his teenage fan base gives me life lmao

Mom! The brands are fighting (and acting like “relatable people” to appeal to the wider market) again! >:(

@Chkprofilename

2 жыл бұрын

Yes kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqB9pKmegZfJdqg.html True

@sherifflasso

2 жыл бұрын

Go to bed honey

@gracefulslumber8441

2 жыл бұрын

>:[

@personman2346

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chkprofilename the bots didn't take long did they?

@haileygiabiconi8830

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chkprofilename dude what's your deal

"You did not discover target" the idea of finding an undiscovered target store deep within a rainforest sounds like a far side strip

@spiderbug7615

2 жыл бұрын

Or an SCP article

@Spidertheidiot

2 жыл бұрын

@@spiderbug7615 I wanna know what a spider bug is, for science.

@spiderbug7615

2 жыл бұрын

@@Spidertheidiot It's like a spider, but cooler😎. (lol, it's just a play on my IRL nickname Bug, plus I thought it was funny cuz spiders aren't actually bugs)

@zulu-bravo255

2 жыл бұрын

Target supports lgbt so Walmart is better

@fauna5328

2 жыл бұрын

@@spiderbug7615 like the infinite IKEA

I think my biggest problem with this is that the guy who started it was completely ignored by the company overall. Despite potentially bringing them tons of business, he probably didn't even get a raise.

Imagine a Target employee trying to steal a Walmart cart, but they're unable to push it because one of the wheels are jammed

These dudes might've gotten $10 gift cards, if their managers are generous

@orangecat9559

2 жыл бұрын

@@tessahartman7870 damn lucky you

@ollieollieoxenfree3246

2 жыл бұрын

I worked with one of them, You’d be surprised 😳

@___sacha______3707

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan/?[Shake-it] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over 🍎🍑 KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

@yawninglion1677

2 жыл бұрын

My manager once ordered a pizza for me because I agreed to work a long morning shift.

@gryffindornim

2 жыл бұрын

@@yawninglion1677 thats cool

I'm genuinely starting to wonder when the corpo-humanoids from Community are gonna start popping up

@linneascameraroll

2 жыл бұрын

literally

@Wired_User

2 жыл бұрын

They’re already here

@me30000

2 жыл бұрын

Subway runs all the corporation Twitters

@TheAbigailDee

2 жыл бұрын

Subway!!!

the balls are cement, and the building is mostly glass in the front. if a stray car were to fly into the target, perhaps ball would save the day

Hey! I just wanted to say my baby niece loves watching your videos and keeps babbling at the screen since she thinks you're talking to her. She laughs and smiles a lot too. 😊

As someone who used to work at Walmart, I'm rooting for Target.

@GogiRegion

2 жыл бұрын

*Walmart:* Pays shit and treats employees like shit. *Target:* Actually pays acceptable wages, treats workers way better, and the company made a stance against transphobia in their stores. This is at least how it was in my area, so I know which company I’ll root for!

@kait112

2 жыл бұрын

Target also pays shit. I'm a former employee. I hope they both lose

@anastasiao4036

2 жыл бұрын

@@kait112 Target still pays better. They also have better benefits for students going into college or who are in college

@kait112

2 жыл бұрын

Still a miserable experience and not worth the pay. I hated every moment of it and I would never work there again, I don’t care what schooling they allegedly cover - they’re a terrible employer

@luniivii

Жыл бұрын

I live where walmart was founded, and I am also rooting for target.

Imagine being a tired worker and your boss tells you that you now have to be the ball outside.

@zulu-bravo255

2 жыл бұрын

Target supports lgbt so Walmart is better

@81bnforeal

2 жыл бұрын

@@zulu-bravo255 average MaximillianMus fan

@saa-wnbaw

2 жыл бұрын

@@zulu-bravo255 walmart gay, argument won

Yeah everyone born in 2003 like myself was just was plopped down from the sky to earth. Birth was not a concept allowed in our time.

This anime needs a second season

The funniest part of this was the burntbacon one was playing a remix of the Home Depot song and I don’t know why but it makes it so much funnier

@___sacha______3707

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan/?[Shake-it] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over 🍎🍑 KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

@___sacha______3707

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan/?[Shake-it] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over 🍎🍑 KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

@miyurd4699

2 жыл бұрын

bro that fucking ringing sound

i laughed way harder than i should have at “walmart costume” i’m crying

fun fact: target has balls in front of there store to try and stop any out of control carts, cars, trucks, etc. so that the store doesn’t get ruined. that’s the purpose of balls 💁‍♀️ (other stores do this too, but sometimes w poles or other items)

@MortarMain

2 ай бұрын

Walmart uses blue poles.

Love how about halfway through this Jarvis suddenly becomes a News Reporter xD

I'm so glad the employees didn't get fired. That happens so often! I was worried that was where it would end up. Glad it stayed wholesome.

@zulu-bravo255

2 жыл бұрын

Target supports lgbt so Walmart is better

@Legority

2 жыл бұрын

@@zulu-bravo255 shut up

@davidryan780

2 жыл бұрын

Hey

@SwizzleDrizzl

2 жыл бұрын

@@zulu-bravo255 bruh

@anastasiao4036

2 жыл бұрын

@@zulu-bravo255 This channel supports LGBT so you should leave

"I refuse to believe that someone could be born in 2003... And I won't be elaborating further." No need. I would choose ignorance if I didn't have a kid born then... Makes it so hard to not believe.

@KingOfGaymes

2 жыл бұрын

Your kid is not real, nobody is born past 2000

@4swordsluver

2 жыл бұрын

what does this mean

@QuantumBoogaloo

2 жыл бұрын

@Jupiter me neither

@bloodyneptune

2 жыл бұрын

It means they would also try to pretend people couldn't have been born in 2003, if not for the fact that they have a child that was born in 2003, which makes it hard to pretend nobody could have been born in 2003. The original joke being that it makes us feel old knowing that there's teens born in 2003

@lucyheartfilliadragneel

2 жыл бұрын

welp. looks like its time for me to disappear into the aether

Finally everyone recognises that shopping carts are sentient

All I can think is that I’d love to see an enmities to lovers fanfic written about this entire situation

"Lord knows why they decided to do the annoying orange style" It's addressing Apple directly, that's why. Man that orange used to give me nightmares, I had hoped humanity would have moved on by now.

@deasyastarr

2 жыл бұрын

Yet here we are, stay strong

@twonerdsandageekproduction3831

2 жыл бұрын

I might be really dumb but why are they directly addressing Apple

@ZioFeda

2 жыл бұрын

@@twonerdsandageekproduction3831 in the video? Because they have a commercial partnership I guess...

@thederprex7450

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty soon Samsung will join Walmart

as an australian we don’t have walmart, never have, and target recently decided to leave australia. We are good at staying out of wars, i guess.

@legatoblues13

2 жыл бұрын

Because felons can't sign for selective service?

@happygreenclean

2 жыл бұрын

Except with the emus!

@georgie488

2 жыл бұрын

@@happygreenclean I was waiting for this comment! The emu war- the proudest moment in this nation’s recent history

@georgie488

2 жыл бұрын

@@legatoblues13 excuse me?

@legatoblues13

2 жыл бұрын

@@georgie488 it's an aussie joke🙄

I’m going to need an enemies to lovers fanfic about Jaden and Colton now please

As a Canadian we don’t have target here. When I went to California we visited a target and a Walmart, Target there is like a Walmart here while Walmart there is disgusting

Loving all these absolute devious licks from both walmart and target.

@LabRattKio

2 жыл бұрын

i worked at walmart for 8 years, a lot of us would just steal shit during our shifts and walk out at the end of the day saying we accidentally threw out the receipt. i knew a guy who worked in toys who stole an xbox 360 when they first came out (tho usually what people stole was food because we could hardly afford to eat with our pay as they refused to hire people full time unless they worked there for like 6+ years, and even then you had to get lucky)

@contentthemaker

2 жыл бұрын

Diabolical even

@wren_.

2 жыл бұрын

I want to steal the target dog and paint it’s little target with the Walmart symbol

@___sacha______3707

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan/?[Shake-it] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over 🍎🍑 KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

Regardless of the dystopia of brands trying to use social media to emotionally attach themselves to us, the kid who started it and people who did the early responses deserve massive raises.

The lore behind this war is getting intense 💀

Ffinally an opportunity to share my useless knowledge!!! The target balls are to stop cars from driving into the store. It’s the same reason some walmarts have those blue concrete pillars

The corporations are watching tiktok, youtube and taking notes, they are all impostors like me trying to fit in. We have a lot in common

@shannons3419

2 жыл бұрын

how tf did you get verified

@shirashirashirashirashir

2 жыл бұрын

funny

@jiyama

2 жыл бұрын

like Randy said back in '99: *EVERYBODY IS SUS*

@IvetteMary

2 жыл бұрын

@@shannons3419 I was about to ask the same lol

@fbigoose5704

2 жыл бұрын

i swear every video i have ever watched you've comented on lol

I did not expect this coming at all

@erythroblastosis10

2 жыл бұрын

How tffff do u have a verified channel

@thatoneguy9582

2 жыл бұрын

alright show us the deleted videos

@kirbybie

2 жыл бұрын

rip

@Qwerty-yp3jq

2 жыл бұрын

Bought Account

I work at Hobby Lobby, we've been in a secret war with Michael's for years.

Gotta respect Jarvis for going through some TikToc supermarket lore

“I refuse to believe people were born in 2003” funnily enough those people are now legal adults.

@LlamasOnJUPITER

2 жыл бұрын

it's true, but you shouldn't say it

@nerida3347

2 жыл бұрын

I'm becoming a legal adult in November and I'm just like. Being an adult? In my me?

@marissam3176

2 жыл бұрын

People born in 2010 are turning 11.

@astranova1674

2 жыл бұрын

😎 yup, I’m an adult now

@kyleecook6671

2 жыл бұрын

That is....such a bizarre thought.

this whole "trend" ig is so american lmfao like corporations doing "how you do fellow real people :)" is already weird enough but i think it sucks that what started off as a minimum-wage employee just joking around on their own tiktok turned into a massive corporate marketing thing

@landanross2966

2 жыл бұрын

JS Walmart and target both pay well above minimum wage, especially now

@saltydinonuggies1841

2 жыл бұрын

@@landanross2966 their employees are still overworked homie.

@theversacelife5232

2 жыл бұрын

We love non American superiority complexes.

Actually, the balls at target are little force fields to protect the shopping carts that were injured in battle.

Thank goodness Piggly Wiggly stayed neutral. They wouldn’t stand a chance in the war.

What did Target expect! Theyre quite literally a big red target!

@mallosteric

2 жыл бұрын

this is good stuff right here

this is a certified hood classic

@Chkprofilename

2 жыл бұрын

Yes kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqB9pKmegZfJdqg.html True

@chainswordcs

2 жыл бұрын

thank you cirno 🙏

As a British person I have no idea what both of those shops are but now I’m tempted to work at Tesco to start a war with Aldi

I get almost all my Tik Tok news from you. Thank you for this great service as you filter the interesting stuff out of that cesspool.

Jarvis: “I refuse to believe that there are people who were born in 2003.” Me, an 18 year old: “Oh, ok.”

@watermalin

2 жыл бұрын

as someone born in 99 my brain just stops comprehending that people born after me exist 😂😂

@ansleyzigzag

2 жыл бұрын

sans undertale pfp

@personman2346

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp mate

@personman2346

2 жыл бұрын

@@watermalin so your 2022 yo?

@iMatterhorn7

2 жыл бұрын

I’m 2003 too 😎 bout to turn 18 at the end of the week

hey jarvis, you probably won’t see this but i love the way you laugh at your own jokes. i know you’ve expressed trying to stop this but i find it adds such a casual vibe to the video never stop being yourself :)

@spiderbug7615

2 жыл бұрын

Right, like those are my favorite parts of all of his vids and honestly the reason I subbed because I love seeing people crack up at stuff, it's cute🥰☺️

@starsiadraws

2 жыл бұрын

You're such a beautiful human, I hope Jarvis sees it, and that have a wonderful day/night. 🥺 /gen

@mariodoblado668

2 жыл бұрын

amusing yourself is a very important thing, I mean, most of the time you're alone with your own persona

Target vs Walmart feuding is just like mom and dad fighting 😭

Jarvis is the only person that sounds sarcastic all the times he speaks.

Ahh, you can never go wrong with some Jarvis content

@Chkprofilename

2 жыл бұрын

Yes kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqB9pKmegZfJdqg.html True

@jacobrees8909

2 жыл бұрын

Noone asked you tho

@susanfleisner8035

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobrees8909 Why do you have to be rude for no reason?

@jacobrees8909

2 жыл бұрын

@@susanfleisner8035 she said that for no reason aswell

@bellac6311

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobrees8909 god, who pissed in ur cornflakes?

I don’t know why but I want an hour long documentary on this, it’s kinda giving me hope for humanity

The way Jarvis narrates this like a war documentary is cracking me up, good work sir

Bro, everybody at Walmart got a small raise recently because of this shit

Feels good seeing Jarvis upload😮‍💨

@Chkprofilename

2 жыл бұрын

Yes kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqB9pKmegZfJdqg.html True

@furryfucker420

2 жыл бұрын

Y'all are GOOFY

@AirLight1646

2 жыл бұрын

Oh a verified user with no videos. Totally legit. AND OMG THATS THE REAL TOMMYINNIT LETS GO

@sarecasticgames

2 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed!

@John-se6it

2 жыл бұрын

it does indeed

"The video is over now"? Sounds like Jarvis picked a side in the Danny-Drew war 👀

@zulu-bravo255

2 жыл бұрын

Target supports lgbt so Walmart is better

@prachiarora6245

2 жыл бұрын

@@zulu-bravo255 How does supporting LGBTQIA* community make someone worse?

@dustyzoiveon6161

2 жыл бұрын

@@prachiarora6245 They're spamming a ton of comments for attention. Just mark them as spam and ignore them, they don't seem to be responding to anyone anyway.

@yawninglion1677

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, I always knew his split personality would cause issues. It's like Jekyll and Hyde... though at least he has a neutral persona in Kurtis.

When I was in high school around the time coltonruns2003 was born, we went to our rival school for a football game. Some kids had a bedsheet that had been spray painted with "The Sheetz is ours!" Apparently, in addition to the school rivalry, there was also a turf war. Over a gas station. I wonder what Sheetz would have said back then if Tiktok had been around.

this video was a 20 minute reminder to read manufacturing consent

WWI: Allies VS Central Powers WWII: Allies VS Axis WWIII: Target VS Walmart

@Wired_User

2 жыл бұрын

Dude don’t joke man, we’re almost at that point. Walmart is big enough that they could literally be a country if they wanted.

@AirLight1646

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wired_User trust me, *I wasn’t joking*

@Wired_User

2 жыл бұрын

@@AirLight1646 Feck

@parkchimmin7913

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wired_User Disney too lmao

@Wired_User

2 жыл бұрын

@@parkchimmin7913 Bruh don’t remind me. Mexico’s gonna have to invade the Disney-US country-conglomerate and save us from the Mouse Cult. Probably gonna need to walk off Florida to prevent Disney from taking the rest of America over

It's strange because I use Walmart and Target for different things. I see Walmart as a place to get basic items such as food, cleaning supplies, pet supplies, holiday items, storage etc. for cheap because Target tends to be more expensive for those items. I use target for clothes, accessories, decoration, and more specialty foods (gluten free, dairy free, vegan, etc.) The clothes/accessories at Target tend to be more my style and slightly better quality than Walmart. Also Target feels more like a traditional department store like Macy's or JCPenneys now, while Walmart still feels like a regular all purpose store. I don't really see them as competitors, but as different types of stores that happen to have a LOT of overlap.

@maretvilla1531

2 жыл бұрын

Agree. Walmart is more for grocery shopping and for non grocery, Wal-Mart has more choices but Target has better qualities. Walmart is on top. Target is below just looks more polished.

lmao it's funny to think about this happening at my local Target and Walmart except they're like 4 miles away from each other where I live, so it would be a lot more, demanding.

LOL I love the analogy you made about seeing a Walmart employee in Target is like seeing a teacher outside of school. I work in a grade school and I always talk about how it is so funny when you see a student outside of the school setting, because they act like you're not supposed to exist anywhere else.

"What have you done in life?" "I started a war between Walmart and Target."

When I see "are you 🔴 or 🔵" thing it makes me think the Pepsi logo got a divorce...

I live right around Walmart central USA and it’s ridiculous how many people take the war on Target seriously

Fun fact: The reason for the balls (and the poles in front of walmart) is to prevent cars from crashing into the store

That walmart employee putting on a jacket on the ball and laughing sounds like one of those mobile game ads that nobody plays but laughs at