Paying women to pretend they're interested in you definitely has to be one of the saddest, most insecure things I've ever seen

@totallynotafanficreader7850

3 жыл бұрын

Sugar daddies.

@ineedabadbleep1557

3 жыл бұрын

@@totallynotafanficreader7850 LMAO

@skurtbert

3 жыл бұрын

What if you pay them with affection?

@totallynotafanficreader7850

3 жыл бұрын

@@skurtbert Still sugar daddies.

@skurtbert

3 жыл бұрын

@@totallynotafanficreader7850 what if you pay them in livestock?

This man’s entire ego could be shattered by learning that lesbians exist

@almond3066

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he probably knows deep down women don't like him The fact that he needs to PAY women to spend time with him and take all these photos tells you all you need to know about how much they "like" him

@ludameri1384

3 жыл бұрын

@@almond3066 100% because with his reputation as a hard misogynist, women wouldn't want to "come over" for free. They know he's an asshole and they know he's rich and needs women for his pics so they just go there for the money. Smart from their (women) point.

@jimmypopotin4579

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shadow28TV i would never trust me

@basicradical3581

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shadow28TV you've got to be trolling

@elimidd6626

3 жыл бұрын

Nah man hes the type who thinks he can turn lesbians straight

Dan Bilzerian calls himself the "king of Instagram" but isn't even one of the top 10 most followed accounts.

@FriendshipIsMagic6214

2 жыл бұрын

Not even the top 100 lol

@roshnipatel1590

2 жыл бұрын

I think the egg and Kylie Jenner are still the most followed accounts 😂

@kadijahmcintosh1055

2 жыл бұрын

@@roshnipatel1590 the egg is the most like picture cr7 is the most followed account

@daniii947

2 жыл бұрын

Instagram is the most followed on Instagram.

@samrad6508

2 жыл бұрын

@@daniii947 Instagram isn't a person it's a company u silly kpoop fan.

just realized that the girl sitting on his lap while he's 'writing his book' sat behind me in homeroom for three years in high school... hope she's doing good?

@LostStarzOfTheSky

3 жыл бұрын

He probably paid her like 5k to look interested in him so probably

@advlia686

3 жыл бұрын

She's getting paid to do it so I bet she's alright.

@kevindoran9389

2 жыл бұрын

She's furniture now

@murdermeharry8703

2 жыл бұрын

I mean I'd consider getting paid lots of money to sit around and help some sad, pathetic loser feel like women want him as doing pretty great. Like I'd do it if I could.

@sawyernorthrop4078

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevindoran9389 shit man I'd take a job as furniture for 40 hours a week

"i wanna call you png because you are ALL image" is the best f*cking insult i have ever heard

@spongy7426

3 жыл бұрын

Ur pfp is the best

@TheIdgas

2 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video to give myself time to recover.

@midleno8364

2 жыл бұрын

i wouldn't say png, i'd say he's more of a jpeg

@TPAU

2 жыл бұрын

that dude is defo a .apng transparrent and animated poorly

@abbymorrison3097

2 жыл бұрын

And "he has more spin than a f*cking beyblade"

I hate the way he shapes his beard to pretend he has a strong square jaw

@nftmonkey4506

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr??? I can easily tell he has a soft baby face and there's nothing wrong with that but goddamn be is so fake

@erinc.1610

3 жыл бұрын

@@nftmonkey4506 lol right?? Everything about him screams "PLEASE, EVERYONE, PLEASE THINK I'M COOL!! PLEASE!!"

@JustLikeAFlower

2 жыл бұрын

@@nftmonkey4506 exactly women do like baby faces especially when you get older you still look young

@shenone3285

2 жыл бұрын

@@nftmonkey4506 looks like Keemstar's gnome beard except this guy's somehow even more unlikeable

@DeeJame

2 жыл бұрын

@@shenone3285 I didn’t think you could go _down_ from Keemstar in any sense yet here we are.

This guy looks like he intentionally modelled his look after the photoshopped bodybuilder from that GigaChad meme

@natashahaley8058

2 жыл бұрын

Yes but -looks like he- *obviously did*

@zvezdoblyat

Жыл бұрын

Except gigachad's jawline actually has that shape, this guy just has a decent barber lol

@yyugenGD

9 ай бұрын

200th like :)

Laughing because my abusive ex thought this guy was the most amazing man. And we got into a fight cause I laughed at the posts cause it was clearly fake.

@jillvalentinefan77

2 жыл бұрын

At least you have a brain and saw through his bullshit. It's mind boggling any breathing human would follow this guy willingly. It reminds me of why I pray for a nuclear blast to atomize me or these guys.

@tercazajo

Жыл бұрын

lol you go girl 😂😂 hope you are doing good now

@Dhuxul9

Жыл бұрын

These days every woman says her ex was abusive

@sixrats4560

Жыл бұрын

@@Dhuxul9 congratulations you found out that a lot of men can be and are abusive. On the contrary abuse has no gender so a lot of people are abusive in general lmao

@Dhuxul9

Жыл бұрын

@@sixrats4560 I’m sorry but men experience abuse at the same rate as women in relationships more than 40% of domestic violence victims are men also majority of domestic violence victims are children and perpetrators are women! I hope you educate yourself on the subject

I cannot express how much he looks like he would call every woman he meets a good girl or some dumb shit

@joedatius

3 жыл бұрын

ugh i felt that

@dreamingofthemoon

3 жыл бұрын

He would unironically say "are u lost babygirl "

@pegs-ies

3 жыл бұрын

@@dreamingofthemoon YES EXACTLY

@weruleyoudrool

3 жыл бұрын

@@dreamingofthemoon NOOOO 💀💀💀

@RibbonVintageGirl

3 жыл бұрын

He has THE look so yep

Not a lot of people talked about this, but Dan legitimately photoshops the women in his photos. He even photoshopped Cardi B to make her ass bigger and posted it to his Instagram.

@emch2vy

3 жыл бұрын

this is the funniest comment to me because it's like. Bro Why Though.

@lugoorstar

3 жыл бұрын

@@emch2vy because he couldn't pay enough for women whith big booba and giant bazoonkas

@mymousebroke8258

3 жыл бұрын

@@lugoorstar those are the same things

@lugoorstar

3 жыл бұрын

@@mymousebroke8258 whait ass isn't bazookas in horny talk? Man I am sad now

@Tw0Dots

3 жыл бұрын

@@lugoorstar butchering the English language

It's fun to watch him try to actually hold a conversation when the interviewer isn't acting like a weird fanboy, like he's not prepared for someone asking him real questions and criticizing him.

“Did you kick a woman in the face?” “....Uhm, well...” LMAO! That’s a yes or no question!

The way you went from “no one knows where Paul Blizerian’s $50 mil went” to “anyway Dan won $50 million dollars playing poker” cracked me up

@sanctificate6285

3 жыл бұрын

It’s just so obvious

@drakkenmensch

3 жыл бұрын

And then he was 50 millions in the hole with his company Ignite... there's a pattern here.

@thineevee7345

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@bodhisattva2348

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@oriaaane

3 жыл бұрын

If he got money illegally and didn't pay it back then why isn't he in prison or something?

As a straight 16 year old boy and I hate this guy so my parents did something right.

@supimpanda2312

2 жыл бұрын

Yes they did

@kithric4878

2 жыл бұрын

Good good. Glad there's hope lol

@squashforsale8466

2 жыл бұрын

Bare minimum

@Edgee_yy

2 жыл бұрын

Your parents are immaculate

@focusstudios1296

2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

Majoring in Business and Criminology and then laundering money in the most obvious way has to be one of the funniest things Dan has ever done

Speaking from experience, people who claim to be badasses “with military training” are frauds or massively over exaggerating. My brother used to claim he was some form of badass but got kicked of of basic training in the army after a week. That’s the type that tries to say they’re badasses.

@jayedgar1384

10 ай бұрын

Anyone who is an actual badass with military training doesn't bring it up

why does this man's life feel like an arrested development plotline

@MT-th8ox

3 жыл бұрын

Fact 😂🤣

@Jobother

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, so the guy with $10k hookers have to hold the elevator for the guy with none? CMON

@Wisdomatic1

3 жыл бұрын

Straight up lol

@edjohnpowell

2 ай бұрын

‘What if GOB grew a beard?’

I’ve literally never heard of this man.

@vizthex

3 жыл бұрын

same, but i also don't have an instagram account so maybe that's why?

@theblurryviewfinder

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly never been into famous people and celebrities in the first place,instead I was into fictional characters. so technically I have an excuse for not hearing about him-

@Jackiedyk

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@megkrish7568

3 жыл бұрын

@@theblurryviewfinder same I've always loved stories more than real life. I guess it must be some sort of escapism 😅

@theblurryviewfinder

3 жыл бұрын

@@megkrish7568 exactly baddie,that must be some kind of lovely flu as well 💅💅

Jarvis: “Shout out to my adhd homies - inattentive gang gang!” Me, having ADHD: (storing that bit away in my brain that makes me laugh anytime it gets stuck on repeat in my head even months later) haha nice 😊

@ravyntaylor6982

2 жыл бұрын

18:25 - for you, lovely 😊 so it’s easier to find when you come back to the video!

@supervegito8340

2 жыл бұрын

And the rainbow text to hyperfocus on was just *chefs kiss*

@jimmyflores9235

2 жыл бұрын

ADHD GANG

@urmom-zh6zs

2 жыл бұрын

adhd gang 💪😎 #focusingisharddudehelp

@supervegito8340

2 жыл бұрын

@@urmom-zh6zs big fuckin facts

4:27 You know you're bad when a rich neighborhood throws a block party to celebrate you leaving. Rich neighborhoods never throw block parties.

I know a girl that hung out with him, she’s a calendar model, she said one of his guy friend asked her to jump off a boat naked, she said no, his friend paid her 10k to do it. She said the experience and them paying for the travel was fun but she never went again lol

@guardian_artz5414

3 жыл бұрын

wait,whatttt? T_T

@cam1788

3 жыл бұрын

I dated a girl who later went and hung with him too lol. Embarrassing

@guardian_artz5414

3 жыл бұрын

@@cam1788 demn T_T dat sucks

@emilyjew-wor-ski6630

3 жыл бұрын

I woulda took the money and left

@hkluv333

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that’s what she did, used it to pay for her college debt

This guy is like if Jake Paul and a rapper had an annoying instagram account

@peacewithoutreligion

3 жыл бұрын

This guy is Jake Paul's final form.

@unibomber96

3 жыл бұрын

*INFINITE STUPIDITY*

@IRONYREBURST

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@usernameremoved3512

3 жыл бұрын

lord Smith not all rappers are bad.. :( I like rap songs ;-;

@RachaelLongLastName

3 жыл бұрын

This is like if Jake Paul grew up

“I read a book for the first time in 7 years.” Weird flex, but this one I actually believe. So how did you like the ending of ‘The Very Hungry Caterpillar’ Dan?

@guybrush1701

Жыл бұрын

😂

I truly dont understand how some people believe that professional models/influencers would be around guys like this constantly showing up in posts and posing.... for free. like use your brains theyre literally getting paid to be there BECAUSE ITS THEIR JOBS LMAO

ngl id totally pose as a model to get in his house and shave his beard off when hes asleep. i feel like its hiding something lol

@streamlily5971

3 жыл бұрын

I dare you

@almond3066

3 жыл бұрын

Absolute madwoman

@dmnddst

3 жыл бұрын

be careful out there, mkay? we dont want anymore people thrown out of a roof

@mmatthews61687

3 жыл бұрын

Just leave him some nice mutton chop sideburns

@McShankos

3 жыл бұрын

Dlatt

Irony: Dan making women the pawns is an indirect praise for them because pawns decide the flow of a game, especially at higher level play, and can be promoted. The King might be the most important because it's uncapturable but no one cares about moving the king except for castling and endgames. Dan has no fucking idea what chess is like.

@ShatteredGlass916

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know how chess works, but him putting women as pawns is probably the weirdest and creepiest things ever. .....and somehow funnier, since i assume no model (or women in general) would wanna hang out with him without being paid

@trollinape2697

3 жыл бұрын

kings are useless and in need to be protected at all times, pawns are numerous and can cast a queen the most powerfull player

@Josh-ux1vy

3 жыл бұрын

Dan Bilzerian: 1. f3

@sameerakhan7455

3 жыл бұрын

@@trollinape2697 Exactly.

@afooz

2 жыл бұрын

That's technically true, but it's still a really disgusting thing to do and I hate him so much for it. Yeah it's just little figurines but obviously it's the meaning behind that is so nasty and dehumanizing

As someone who is part of a special military force, I gotta say I hate those instagram wanna be soldiers who would die while doing our basic fitness test

@abbydrummond5144

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service :)

@wrongwayup8217

2 жыл бұрын

Something about how you said that makes me doubt you. Or maybe you are not American.

@thefallen9951

2 жыл бұрын

@@wrongwayup8217 you are right i´m not american

@Go_XRP

2 жыл бұрын

WTF is special military force? Is that where BUD dropouts go?

@supervegito8340

2 жыл бұрын

As long as you’re comfortable saying, out of personal curiosity what country were you SF?

I like that you pointed out that everyone who wants to be like Dan, is more or less a needy insecure child. He has cultivated his reputation on the back of having embezzled money (from his dad), and he spends it indiscriminately in order to cultivate his need to be seen as a real man. I hate to break this to you Dan, but when you have to pay women to like you, they don't really like you. They just like your money. Burn it all, and see how many of them are willing to stick around when all you have to offer is your needy personality.

@qirmi2030

Жыл бұрын

Women dont like personality, keep coping. You either have looks and pull them hoes, or compensate it with money and power.

He may be a billionaire But the real question is Is he the Coin Master?

@phud420

3 жыл бұрын

Probably not. He'd be a trillionaire if he's Coin Master

@IRONYREBURST

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@sadiemaefae

3 жыл бұрын

I'm the 421st like

@cawub1367

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@mauirandall8176

3 жыл бұрын

Hary dent, can we trust him?

This guy’s personality is pretty much that he’s “too much of a badass”to have a personality

@westein1282

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Like most Jarvis videos, there's a theme he (Jarvis) likes to stick to. That seemed to be the theme this time.

@doomspire

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe too badass

@swausgebouwen143

3 жыл бұрын

@@soprecious5864 irony

@parinaparekh9224

3 жыл бұрын

Westein 12 am

@FortoFight

3 жыл бұрын

There are a lot of celebrities like that *cough* Dwayne Johnson *cough*

the only thing i’ve ever heard about this dude is that he allegedly assaulted one of the models he hired, not sexually, like literally assaulted physically. and he just called this girl a flout chaser

"I wanna call you PNG because sir you're all image." That is poetry.

The reason that ping pong table cost so much is, presumably, because ignite is a front for all the shell companies that his dad hid his money in to invest in so dan can overpay for simple stuff and have that money eventually come back to him as kickbacks. Every time you hear of someone spending absurd amounts of money on relatively simple things it’s usually money laundering.

@greenfingernaildirt356

3 жыл бұрын

exactly

@thineevee7345

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mq6cxaSMmsvVc6w.html

@thineevee7345

3 жыл бұрын

@@greenfingernaildirt356 your name makes me feel weird

@ssnowypug

3 жыл бұрын

aye yep !

@joejoe6152

3 жыл бұрын

THE GENIUS IS HERE IN THIS COMMENT YOU JUST GOTTA SCROLL

Dan is the kind of guy who acts like his company bought car is his.

@absolutelyridiculous6743

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on!

@WCHarts

3 жыл бұрын

He probably literally did

@rowanw1312

3 жыл бұрын

Minty Gum nah, he’s never worked a day in his life

@mjr_schneider

3 жыл бұрын

That, but times roughly 50 million

@sneeb271

3 жыл бұрын

USE A HYPHEN.

I’ve never heard of this man in my life, I feel like men like him just randomly pop into existence

This man would implode if he ever found out about asexuals

He looks like a divorced dad on tinder, except he’s missing a fish and a somewhat creepy description.

@glanty

3 жыл бұрын

and what does Dan Bilzerian look like?

@chickenorvickys7267

3 жыл бұрын

@@glanty oof

@Elluzive

3 жыл бұрын

@@glanty LOL

@robertlopez444

3 жыл бұрын

He be like "I'll pay for the whole meal just come to the restaurant"

@sebbyq8206

3 жыл бұрын

Only "Somewhat creepy". Completely creepy.

As a 16 years old boy..., I feel insulted about you daring to asume that I wanna be like him

@runtav_guz8564

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, or shall I say jajaja Alejandro

@asei231

3 жыл бұрын

some are more mature than others. I'm a 16 year old enby and im also here so.

@jay_frfx

3 жыл бұрын

@@asei231 this isn't about gender

@asei231

3 жыл бұрын

@@jay_frfx ik? i was just saying that some become more mature faster-

@jay_frfx

3 жыл бұрын

@@asei231 I think you left a hyphen at the end of ur sentence on accident

WAIT THESE ARE FELONIES can we talk about how impersonating a cop and throwing someone off a building are felonies o.o

@geetee2694

Ай бұрын

There was a PD offering reserve status and a badge, for money. If you look at some of the other people who took advantage of it, it would have been the most bad as unit in police history. The girl was a willing participant, but Dan isn't as strong as he thinks.

I really want all the girls he’s payed to look hot around him to compile their stories together. I wanna know how these women got there

He punched a actress in the face. Just boxed the girl, on a movie or tv shoot and didn’t even apologize to her. She went to the ER.

@alucard5055

3 жыл бұрын

Why not a man

@yup5053

2 жыл бұрын

FOR WHAT REASON

@okskrap9581

2 жыл бұрын

An actress

@ivanbardonado

2 жыл бұрын

i would destroy him in 1 round

@rippspeck

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivanbardonado His beard is screaming insecurities. There's a glass chin hidden under there.

You said 16 year old straight boys but it’s more like pathetic 40 year old men who thought they’d be like him when they were 16.

@barryallen9466

3 жыл бұрын

16 year old straight boys is definitely a large percentage though, I would know because I went through that phase

@momkeybmalls8551

3 жыл бұрын

Why do my fellow brother en want to be like him? He's literally brian from family guy but more of a douche bag and "rich"

@allisonwallace4022

3 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@ThayGPrieto

3 жыл бұрын

I know a 16 y/o straight boy who follows him Was so disappointed, but not really surprised

@8015908

3 жыл бұрын

Also 25 year old straight men who treat women like objects

22:36 what’s even more hilarious about that article are those women don’t regret partying with him because he’s cool or anything; it’s because these women are/were CONTRACTUALLY obligated to party with him or they had a lot to gain from him, monetary and socially. 🤣 How sad can you be to have to pay people to PARTY with you?

I zoomed in on Dan writing his bood and did counted how many spaces there were in the whole thing on screen Because im a nerd and there is 0 spaces He just spammed random things

I love how much he talks about sex and tries to make fun of guys who don't get laid everyday as if he's not throwing money at prostitutes.

@8015908

3 жыл бұрын

When he first started popping up, all my annoying 16 year old clash mates kept praising him

@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like r/niceguys tingz

@joanaortiz1631

3 жыл бұрын

He does seem to be very pathetic, but please try to not use the term “prostitutes” anymore, since it’s derogatory; use “sex workers” instead, a phrase that’s neutral. Don’t demonize people who are hustling and only supplying what people like Dan are demanding; they ain’t hurting nobody.

@H12457

3 жыл бұрын

@@joanaortiz1631 Prosutitutes = sex workers ...sugar coating a fact doesn't change it...

@pluto3194

3 жыл бұрын

@@joanaortiz1631 Please tell me this is satire

I think the most outlandish thing is that anyone actually believed this guy was legit. It shows how sick society has become. Do we as a society really think you can make $180 million gambling and then be so adored by women that 40 models sit on your lap while you're eating breakfast? It's blatantly ridiculous.

@bent6293

3 жыл бұрын

C'mon now it wasn't just breakfast...he was also working on his manuscript. Nothing engages women in skimpy bikinis like casually reliving your life through written word while devouring a cinnamon raisin bagel.

@ujjwalmishra8962

3 жыл бұрын

Obligatory we live in a society comment

@Stewpkiddable

3 жыл бұрын

@Phillip1310 we voted trump into office..... so

@user-zu9rn7ru9v

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought it was a lie, but 16yr old boys were eating the shit up 😂

@ricktheitalianrebel6687

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stewpkiddable Yeah, and now you have a demented 47 year do nothing socialist marxist So...

"I wanna call you PNG because you're all image.' "This man has more spin than a beyblade." Fucking hell lol

It makes me laugh that people get so upset when people want to be identified by a particular pronoun, but then the same types of people look up to this 'alpha' who tells others to identify him as 'King of Instagram'

Dan: *writes a book* Dan’s Book: “Dan has money. Dan is successful. Dan is happy.”

@IRONYREBURST

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@wafflekiller5148

3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the peppa pig narrator

@anastasiahitzig8065

3 жыл бұрын

Dan is smart. Dan went to elementary school. Dan is kool.

@michaeljohnson905

3 жыл бұрын

@@anastasiahitzig8065 Dan dropped out of elementary school. Dan started smoking weed. Dan is lit.

@CardZed

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeljohnson905 just like the fake money stacks on his vault

The delivery of this entire video is just so perfect. The shade dripping from every sentence is genuinely impressive

I cannot take a guy who trims his beard to make himself look like he has a more pronounced jaw line seriously

“I wanna call you PNG because you’re all image” is a fantastic roast that I’m absolutely stealing

@turtlie7309

3 жыл бұрын

But jpeg might be better because it would imply that someone was oddly compressed and only half passable-

@CallMeAkane

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment this...amazing roast 👏🏽

@GraveRobbertt

3 жыл бұрын

@@turtlie7309 YOOOOOOOOO

@tenletters5889

3 жыл бұрын

@@turtlie7309 not to mention it'd mean he lacks transparency

@jasonowolabi900

3 жыл бұрын

@@CallMeAkane 👈 Is this Akane?

Imagine spending your life trying to make 16 year old boys think you are the coolest dude on earth.

@Rybread973

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

@andrelong1410

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@andrelong1410

3 жыл бұрын

American Man he did invest

@djholidaytv414

3 жыл бұрын

That's a fuccin sad life to live

@alamooji3716

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Im 100% sure that was his goal. Hahahaha I aint for him but he obviously lived it better than you

not only did this dude say he'd blow all the girls shit after throwing her off a roof, but her dog was specifically included as her "property" in that list....bros gonna blow up a dog too? come on man

The most insane part of this to me is the publishing part bc. Simon and schuster??? Do you know how BAD your writing and behavior has to be to get dropped by them?? They published COLLEEN HOOVER.

Half expected for it to say “Jarvis is trying his breast”

@KyleKringle

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is a tad funnier because of your Tony Stark profile picture

@CowyC

3 жыл бұрын

Mommy Jarvis

@swiveryswovery9458

3 жыл бұрын

Melone XD

@amnesiac4108

3 жыл бұрын

@@CowyC oookko

Larry King: People say you use women as props. Dan: What?! NO! They’re Pawns!

@IRONYREBURST

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@lj.853

3 жыл бұрын

*They're 🙂You fixed it!

@funnyperson2996

3 жыл бұрын

Whoop Dee Doo Basil Thank you!

@nangsanbhalangblah333

3 жыл бұрын

@@IRONYREBURST bruhhhhh

@SavvyMuhon

3 жыл бұрын

@@IRONYREBURST bruh.

The 11k dislikes are from 16 years old straight guys who idolise him

@avcngxrsavcngxrs1212

2 жыл бұрын

As a 16 year old we refuse to accept those dislikers as our own

@midleno8364

Жыл бұрын

@@avcngxrsavcngxrs1212there is an impostor among us

This dude would be heaven on earth for scammers. Filthy rich, famous on Instagram, and also may be dumb enough to fall for it.

He screams toxic masculinity. It must sponsor all his posts.

@arealisticbeautystandard8920

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@joejoe6152

3 жыл бұрын

Right he a how do you say......TRY HARD..."SHRUGS" IM NOT TRYING AT ALL!!

@tbn22

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing about him is masculine though. The “I’m alpha” signaling usually means that someone is boiling with insecurity.

@FixedFace

3 жыл бұрын

you'II never be a woman

@Faeron1984

3 жыл бұрын

You scream soy boy

The part where he tried to get the gun from that cop legit had me sinking in my chair from the cringe/second hand embarassment

@chayden153

3 жыл бұрын

Same, I cringed so hard I think I broke something

@msjkramey

2 жыл бұрын

He's lucky he didnt get shot or arrested

@catbox1677

2 жыл бұрын

The only reason he isnt dead is bc he's white.

@tori5004

2 жыл бұрын

that seems like something you would do and then start thinking about 10 years later while sitting in bed and trying to sleep

@FutureChaosTV

Жыл бұрын

Should have arrested him for obstruction and endangerment.

His self-esteem is so thin it's transparent.

1) Run up to cop during active crisis 2) Ask for a gun (presumably aggressively) 3) ??? 4) Gunshot wound

"Hey, if I give my money to my child, no one will suspect a thing!" - Phil Bilzerian, probably

@IRONYREBURST

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@AleksandrStrizhevskiy

3 жыл бұрын

Well considering the government didn't come after him I guess he got away with it.

@actionjackson3522

3 жыл бұрын

@@AleksandrStrizhevskiy *L O R D ' S S C H E M E*

@cassidyyy9589

3 жыл бұрын

Action Jackson L O R D ‘ S S C H E M E

@hartts9392

3 жыл бұрын

Thought it was paul

Dan’s real biggest fear is people questioning his masculinity.

@saumitjin5526

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get his hype... I was in a nofap group (filled with simps and mgtow freaks alike) and someone shared his qna instagram story... Where he namedrops pills and supplements and says "yeah these 4 bottles they're for sex and stamina these 2 are for health purposes..." dude... I don't even think life would be fun or enjoyable with that impending doom of lawsuits and the company backing off any moment

@sweetinsanity65765

3 жыл бұрын

Uuuuuuuu! 😆

@shawnmetzger4518

3 жыл бұрын

@@saumitjin5526 yeah nofap may have some simps but a lot are just guys that genuinely want to improve their life and find Fapping as detrimental habit.

@saumitjin5526

3 жыл бұрын

@@shawnmetzger4518 yeah but these guys weren't serious as I was... I've been following NoFap for 2 years nw highest streak being 62 days but these guys lose in a week... Because of if he shit pages they follow... Like this Dan Bilzerian dude and other female models who post semi nude pics... Which trigger something and they lose... Like I couldn't be in that environment where even tho I gave tips and advices they weren't implementing it... NoFap means to channel ur sexual drive the time you spend on viewing porn and masturbating into something productive... But these guys were mostly chatting nonchalant stuff and putting all energy into nofap than something prodictive... And then feeling that guilt trip after doing so...That's counter productive imo

@tvbuu

3 жыл бұрын

@@saumitjin5526 lmao mgtow freaks ? Coming from some loser in the comments studying the life of a man who's still enjoying his life lol

I personally don’t blame my single mom for not having enough time to teach me to swim, but thanks for your input Dan

That women, bathing suit pawn thing like is actually fucking disgusting. How awful of a person do you have to be to do that

Dan on the phone while playing chess: "Hey, man! My opponent just moved his horsey thingy up and to the right and knocked out my little ashtray looking piece. What do I do next?"

@keymaster430

3 жыл бұрын

@Viashan Pillay thank you, Sir. I'll see you 'like' and raise you one.

@peskypigeonx

3 жыл бұрын

@@keymaster430 Might I add: (Person on the phone) “Put the Lighthouse with the T next to the Lighthouse with a crown.”

@keymaster430

3 жыл бұрын

@@peskypigeonx lol

@rippspeck

2 жыл бұрын

"Dumbass chess" is my new favorite thing now.

If Danny wasn’t rich he would’ve joined a pyramid scheme by now

@krombopulos_michael

3 жыл бұрын

He's clearly able to con people reasonably well so he'd probably be alright at it too.

@leal7914

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHA

@tamilee9462

3 жыл бұрын

Totally

@olivekennedyshy

3 жыл бұрын

this just in: he IS the pyramid scheme

@israelthepenisbenderadensa8953

3 жыл бұрын

@KrombopulosMichael he’d definitely thrive harder in a Ponzi scheme. I feel like that would be his specialty.

14:40 I did the math and he wrote a quarter of a page an hour and 3.75 pages a day. Nice job Dan

18:13 Hi I’m incredibly late for this video and while I can somewhat (slightly and only on tuesdays) agree “Cell phones are making the kids ND” is an thing I hear a lot often in an ableist context

“The King of Instagram” sounds like a username a 10 year old would have.

@channelpolitica1364

3 жыл бұрын

Lise Magic sounds like a 7 years olds so...

@lisemagic208

3 жыл бұрын

Aryan Baviskar Touché, this has been my username for everything since I was 7 😂. I don’t care enough to change it to something else

@Chimerical_

3 жыл бұрын

anna oop! They probably mean they used the name on OTHER things since they were the age they said they were

@johnathanarcher6999

3 жыл бұрын

The KING of 2B2T, the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

@adon9703

3 жыл бұрын

@lise magic exposed

I don’t want to be a sucker for details, but if he hasn’t read a book in 7 years, who read his ghostwriter’s manuscript?

@ninjafaceify

3 жыл бұрын

No one. Who would want to?

@goggles8691

3 жыл бұрын

He just lives faster than us

@TheDovahkiin93

3 жыл бұрын

a ghostreader...

@mickheaton4609

3 жыл бұрын

a manuscript isn't a book -Dan Bilzerian... probably.

@lucassmith1886

3 жыл бұрын

Ghost reader

"He treats objects like women, man" -the dude

I’m really late but Dan really went with the Walter white lie of I got my millions by playing poker lmao

I’d like to point out Onsion also says he got kicked out off the military for being too badass. So...

@GummyDinosaursify

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say we need Shane Dawson Conspiracy up in here but that dude's too busy making out with dogs and hitting on children

@jenn1123

3 жыл бұрын

bobbleheadgent he paid ryland to stay with him??

@maggieandrews7676

3 жыл бұрын

TableWrens and peeing in bottles that he keeps around the house 🤢

@MegaBlair007

3 жыл бұрын

That made me so mad honestly. If he was such a badass he wouldn't be here right now. He would be comandeering his own unit in the middle east, or higher up on the chain. He's a fucking phony disgrace

@crunchii891

3 жыл бұрын

MegaBlair007 Agreed. Pure, unadulterated loser antics right there

Stacks of money don't go in the vault, silly. They go on the coffee table.

@krombopulos_michael

3 жыл бұрын

If you're going to put them in the vault where people can't see them, what's even the point in having them?

@momkeybmalls8551

3 жыл бұрын

This is the type of guy who if he could would turn his 100 dollar bills into bullets

@pleaseenteraname6590

3 жыл бұрын

Unless it’s a glass vault so people can see your hundreds of thousands of one dollar bills

@ashleighgordon5832

3 жыл бұрын

Still wrong! They ARE the coffee table

@jinsory5582

3 жыл бұрын

@@krombopulos_michael Auditing?

4:54 I find it hilarious that there are literally like 10 women in his bed and all of them seem completely disinterested in being there. Like they all look bored and ready to leave 30 seconds after this picture was taken.

you cant just name one funny joke in Jarvis's videos like literally they are always timed well and are all funny

So basically he’s dressing as a millionaire but when unmasked you’ll find he’s just a normal guy. I watch too much Scooby Doo

@judy4064

3 жыл бұрын

No such thing as too much Scooby Doo

@Gigglemug1235

3 жыл бұрын

Scooby doo is life

@piagebot2943

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t say normal that’s being too generous

@therealmistermemer

3 жыл бұрын

Its actually a poor sixteen year old! I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for the guy with the basic name!

@sonsauvage

3 жыл бұрын

he's definitely not a normal guy...he has/had money but in the trust fund kind of way. not the, "I make millions playing poker and having a successful business" kind of way

He also thinks women can turn into monster trucks.

@commandrogyne

3 жыл бұрын

im fascinated by this and im not sure if i want to know more. this is such a perfect thing in concept, i don't know if i want to possibly ruin it with context

@CynicalJerome

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not even surprised at this point

@jadeoreo

3 жыл бұрын

As a woman, can confirm I do in fact turn into a monster truck just like a transformer

@graciedrawz3195

3 жыл бұрын

@@jadeoreo as a woman, I second this

@katt646

3 жыл бұрын

The evidence is flooding in.

I also can´t swim, but i have wonderful loving parents, who raised me as a perfectly socialized human being.

How... How is this man not in jail?? edit: thought about it for like 30 seconds it’s because he’s a rich white guy

"Do rich people normally carry around a lot of physical cash?" Not people who stay rich for very long.

@trindalas

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope it plays out that way because he needs prison time. There were several major crimes (impersonating an officer for instance) that were mentioned just in this vid... And if the government doesn’t get him I’m sure burglars will eventually.

@jetison333

3 жыл бұрын

Also don't people that do a lot of illegal things to earn money tend to use cash?

@SpaceForce635

3 жыл бұрын

The only wealthy person I have ever heard of that carries around alot of cash is James Irsay ( net worth 2.7 Billion$), the owner of the Indianapolis Colts of the NFL. He is reputed to carry around 100,000$ in cash with him at all times.

@terryfuldsgaming7995

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpaceForce635 All of those stacks, even if they were $1 bills, would probably more than that. Think about printer paper. 1000 sheets is only about 2 inches thick or so. Its probably fake money. They have that for photo shoots... like every single one of his pics obviously is.

@Mvie..

3 жыл бұрын

Clarence Boddicker it’s also not real dude. Honestly just think about it? Why would anyone want to carry 100k everywhere? Does that mean he spends 100k everyday? Highly doubt. It’s all for props

“He has more spin than a f*cking Beyblade” A *BEYBLADE* OH MY GOODNESS GRILL MARKS, BUD

@cuno115

3 жыл бұрын

fostmango oh poor guy.

@GraveRobbertt

3 жыл бұрын

I haven't even gotten to this part and that's sick lmao.

I am so sick of extremely insecure guys broadcasting their personal issues to the world like this and other guys not getting the message. He's a living caricature. As an insecure guy myself I feel very misrepresented by this man.

I come back to this video over and over because the pacing? Immaculate. The humour? Transcendant. So good

Dan bilzerian is like if r/ihavesex was a person

@RachaelLongLastName

3 жыл бұрын

And r/iambadass and r/madlads rolled into one

@actionjackson3522

3 жыл бұрын

@@RachaelLongLastName r/ihavemadbadasssex

@AuroraX7

3 жыл бұрын

Action Jackson r/cursedcomments

@mauirandall8176

3 жыл бұрын

The other comment was better

@slowcosmic6176

3 жыл бұрын

Maui Randall hm?

He is a perfect example of how fake everyone is on social media, none of it is true.

@mitchmaw740

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean its not true?? 🤦‍♂️🤔 so the videos of himself recording on yachts and in private planes with 10 dime piece models are fake? The house hes always at and hosing parties bought and built his own home gym is that fake too?? Ya moron 🤦‍♂️ H-A-T-E-R 🤚✌

@ProblematicBitch

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitchmaw740 The house is rented, watch this video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqmHt9V7f8-fYbQ.html He was using money people invested into his business to pay for all that stuff you see on his instagram, he is currently about 50 million in debt and his company is finished

@mitchmaw740

3 жыл бұрын

@@ProblematicBitch lol don't believe everything you see on the internet sweetie... 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

@ProblematicBitch

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitchmaw740 erm are you dumb? There are legal documents released showed that everything is true, you must be a fanboy. Just wait and see i guess you will come to terms with

@galaxy7525

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitchmaw740 he fake, his yatch, house, etc are rented, hiring model is 150-175 dollars or free for a photo

I love it when people who don't have to work tell people who have to work that they should "relax" and "take care" of themselves. Like, some people have the option to either relax or eat/pay their bills😂

5:54 ✨ l o r d s s c h e m e✨

@bladeray1014

Жыл бұрын

Beautiful

You can see Jarvis getting more and more personally offended as you go further in the video and I love it

@mariammosashvili4150

3 жыл бұрын

Especially for every $50 multipliers

@cs7065

3 жыл бұрын

*hypnotized dan simp has entered the chat*

@xXGRXREDDEADXx

3 жыл бұрын

@@cs7065 doubt you've even seen the jre podcast

@WinnieThePooh333

3 жыл бұрын

1:05 "if you bullied me in middleschool" damn he actually made it so personal

Honestly, even at 16 I think I would've found Mr. Bilzerian rather pathetic.

@justkingsley9244

3 жыл бұрын

I’m 17, and I find him rather pathetic as well.

@coolskyelol

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sixteen and I just pity this guy. Imagine being such a slimeball

@rubybros9697

3 жыл бұрын

Well I’m of age 14 and I figure him PATHETIC.

@xxslayer255xx

3 жыл бұрын

I first found him when I got insta like 6 years ago and thought he was pathetic back then

@the6574

3 жыл бұрын

I'm totally not three children in a trenchcoat and I think he pathetic

> I wanna call you PNG because you are all image Call his dad's company JPEG because they don't do transparency

When Jarvis said that he probably has dice in his house I thought of D&D but yea, the gambling makes sense lmao

I don't want to be like Dan, I want to be just like Jarvis...

@damondgreen2239

3 жыл бұрын

I too would like to be Jarvis who is *trying his best.*

@noahspencer720

3 жыл бұрын

Just drink a lot of breast milk

@thisurldoesnotexist

3 жыл бұрын

I too would like to be Jarvis who is drinking the breast XD

@actionjackson3522

3 жыл бұрын

@@damondgreen2239 *trying his breast. Wait....

@mauirandall8176

3 жыл бұрын

Jarvis incarnate

Jarvis uploads: Me: yeah imma be in the bathroom another 24 minutes and 5 seconds

@bfcofficial17

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is gold...

@PachiPlays

3 жыл бұрын

@@bfcofficial17 no u :)

@bfcofficial17

3 жыл бұрын

@@PachiPlays hAhA fUnNy nO u jOkE

@m_e_nere

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@PachiPlays

3 жыл бұрын

@@bfcofficial17 yes very funny original joke

You can tell Jarvis’s aggression getting greater and greater while the video went on, and honestly I was right their with him lol

"Why did you refuse to show vids of Dan Bilzerian?" "I like money."

"the world doesnt revolve around you" Dan bilzerian: *surprised pikachu face"