"I wanna be a coin man" he cried. "Make me a coin man" but the coin-master did not answer. He just kept on coining.

@lmaowill3244

3 жыл бұрын

i love this

@sicksalt7765

3 жыл бұрын

What's the original version of this, again?

@maxito1214

3 жыл бұрын

“They start coining but they don’t stop coining.

@Elleram

3 жыл бұрын

@@sicksalt7765 the yo-yo master vine

@sicksalt7765

3 жыл бұрын

@@Elleram Thanks,

The way she said "I'm Jennifer Lopez, and I'm playing Coin Master!" Sounded like "I'm Jennifer Lopez, and you're watching Disney Channel!"

@senselesslibraa

3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT

@aidencallahan2433

3 жыл бұрын

ALI YONIS F

@littlewyzard

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why it sounded so familiar!!!

@ZSAnim.3

3 жыл бұрын

Right

@dylanwoodside3102

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact when i heard it LOL

you know its a fake multiplayer game if none of them have anime profile pictures

@dismantledbrain5910

3 жыл бұрын

I still can't pick which one is worse though. Anime picture or a stock photo.

@kiralonely1307

3 жыл бұрын

Oof, as someone who uses anime profile pictures, I can concur-

@IsaacClodfelter

3 жыл бұрын

Too real

@Little-Birds-and-Camellias

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *glancing side to side and hiding my face in embarrassment*

@denshitenshi

3 жыл бұрын

True

Fortunately, I'm immune to microtransactions. I have no money.

@vestigex

3 жыл бұрын

I have money, but I dont have Debit or Credit...

@TheOneGuy1111

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't stop some people; that's what credit and loans are for!

@aviancoleslaw

3 жыл бұрын

I enjoy not being in debt.

@maddicrowder1613

3 жыл бұрын

“In terms of money... we have no money”

@wormoncrack4276

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

Fun fact: In Germany, a late night host got this app banned for gambling.

@mailys9475

3 жыл бұрын

omg do you use slowly?

@cinderellasunderstudy2937

3 жыл бұрын

What about MALTERNATIV??!!!?

@astralten

3 жыл бұрын

@@cinderellasunderstudy2937 Malternativ criticized (or simply yelled at it and it's ads) long before, but Böhmermann was the one who submitted it to the BPjM (only government institutions or independent institutions for protection of minors (like the FSK) can submit media), so Böhmermann did arrange the testing of Coin Master with the ZDF being the institution submitting it.

@astralten

3 жыл бұрын

@@mailys9475 yes, I got my avatar from there.

@arashikitty2873

3 жыл бұрын

funnily enough, its back in the app stores. cause their official statement was that its not real gambling and child friendly 🙄

Are we not talking about the two people able to both see and identify Jennifer Lopez and see her playing a game on her phone from like 25 feet away

@juli5945

3 жыл бұрын

And why is she playing while grocery shopping

@JanieBee

3 жыл бұрын

@@juli5945 right! Especially if you're alone

@wickedfuctup

3 жыл бұрын

With Jennifer's back facing them which means they had to have look up and over from 25 feet away like they have some kind of angle eyes

@AnEmu404

3 жыл бұрын

Nate Nakka I would like to note I for one have no idea who Jennifer Lopez is

@joemama7236

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnEmu404 bro same and I do dont care who she is

one of the benefits of having adhd is getting bored incredibly quickly of this kind of gaming non-experience

@emmyciyat9904

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

@yeetusyeetus3875

3 жыл бұрын

To a person with adhd I can relate

@Spamhard

3 жыл бұрын

Trouble is some folks with adhd are also extremely vulnerable to gambling addictions. If they get hyper focused on this shit it could be extremely dangerous.

@user-cw3hl8kw1d

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spamhard yes, you are right! the thing in question just needs to be "interesting" enough for the brain.

@yeetusyeetus3875

3 жыл бұрын

Spam oof I feel bad

Imagine being a stock photo model and your village gets raided by yourself with a different name

@luigi2837

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@KirbyUber

3 жыл бұрын

*X files theme plays*

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

“wait, that looks just like me, did i just spend my money on a game full of bots?”

"oh my God it's Kris Jenner" makes sense. She's a celebrity. If Obama or someone showed up to my house then I would totally be like "holy shit it's Obama what's he doing here"

@ArtisticallySpoken

3 жыл бұрын

Who even is Kris Jenner?

@supergirl7717

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArtisticallySpoken She's part of the Kardashians

@ygobe2

3 жыл бұрын

Can someone tell me what Obama's last name is

@linkismyname9932

3 жыл бұрын

Obama means family

@anirantar7333

3 жыл бұрын

@@ygobe2 Obama IS his last name

Ironic, in the ads it says that "it is more than just a game." when in reality it is less than a game. It's just an outlet to cast your money into the infinite void of pain.

@juliannaelwell

3 жыл бұрын

that was metal as fuck

@ygobe2

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliannaelwell Shadow is no where near as edgy as this

@toasty4610

3 жыл бұрын

"it's more than just a game! it's a gateway to a crippling gambling addiction!"

@franciscojcsa6127

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say the Infinite Void of Pain is indeed, more than a game

@radioactivian4412

3 жыл бұрын

chill I almost cut myself on that much edge

lol. Lork is still the "coin master" in august.

@kittylovecookie7825

3 жыл бұрын

Here, take this comment

@landoblando8947

3 жыл бұрын

it is now september and his rain as the coin master has not yet fallen

@ZainMalik-qd6fj

3 жыл бұрын

@@landoblando8947 reign*

@yesplease29

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZainMalik-qd6fj *rain

@SatanicGhostCat

3 жыл бұрын

@@yesplease29 train*

This game is insanely popular here in Romania and my mom that always screams at me for wasting money on video games actually spent lots of money in coin master -_-

@user-sl9di1eu5e

3 жыл бұрын

I'm from Romania but i don't heare about Coin Master that much. I don't know about you but no one i know is talking about Coin Master were i live

@awesomedude5558

3 жыл бұрын

@Jonas Apostolakos But the dark side has cookies. :c

@asei231

3 жыл бұрын

@@awesomedude5558 THE DARK SIDE HAS FUCKING GAMBLING ADDICTIONS

@koishifumo2060

3 жыл бұрын

its also very popular here in Thailand but now its not popular

@cinnabonbon

3 жыл бұрын

@@asei231 fair point, fair point...but cookies

The ads are so horrible it’s like OMG u sToLe mY cOiNs i’Ll mUrDeR yOUr nEWbOrN aLso omG iS tHat JenIfER LoPEz

@ovation1k

3 жыл бұрын

Jarvis johnson

@callaco3176

3 жыл бұрын

twelve no, ur a towel

@Dantheman-cc1mb

3 жыл бұрын

DrawDecent holy shit lmao so true

@parnithavlogs9137

3 жыл бұрын

How am i laughing 😂

@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802

3 жыл бұрын

@garysklowski don't you dare diss the Mafia City ads. Those are legendary.

These commercials are so annoying and they are everywhere. The game doesn't even sound fun, but please dont attack my village. I'm not ready!!

@loganholley5357

3 жыл бұрын

Stephanie Ulm to bad I raiding your village

@stephanieulm7410

3 жыл бұрын

Logan Holley, how dare you

@goldfishfan1150

3 жыл бұрын

Logan Holley *YOU WILL BE SORRY* -random British teenager number 18

@diorsxf

3 жыл бұрын

too late, Jennifer Lopez is already attacking your village

@goldfishfan1150

3 жыл бұрын

banana smoothie *OH NO*

Googled it “Etta was a top 100 name in the last decade of the 1800s, then slid off the list completely by 1966.”

@thebloon4025

3 жыл бұрын

That actually fits him saying he hasn't heard it in 60 years. Pretty big *coin*cidence.

"I havent heard of an Etta in 60 years" says a dude named JARVIS

@savi_kay

3 жыл бұрын

The only Jarvis I've ever heard of was Howard Stark's butler/Tony Stark's AI Edit: Aside from Jarvis Johnson, obviously

@mauirandall8176

3 жыл бұрын

Is Etta short for something?

@royalblanket

3 жыл бұрын

@@mauirandall8176 Meth-etta-phetamine

@diyabalan8407

3 жыл бұрын

@@royalblanket I laughed too hard at this

@badkitty785

3 жыл бұрын

@@royalblanket methamph-etta-mine I fixed your joke

"you can't spell coincidence without coin" i actually gasped

@jarvis

3 жыл бұрын

open your third eye

@behappydoseanything

3 жыл бұрын

Jarvis Johnson no

@fatbastard9147

3 жыл бұрын

be happy yes

@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802

3 жыл бұрын

Mind bolwn

@haiasi__3060

3 жыл бұрын

I got goosebumps O_o

as someone who's suffered from addiction and has also given this "game" a shot, it's definitely just a way to create gambling addictions like there's literally nothing to do in the damn app besides spin your slot machine.

@doudemoiidesuyo1682

3 жыл бұрын

I like how you put "game" in quotation marks.

@jonoffaperc

3 жыл бұрын

@@doudemoiidesuyo1682 cause its barley game

@kippyips

2 жыл бұрын

i like your pfp :)

@godisdead6611

2 жыл бұрын

It’s just such a bullshit app and a pretty pathetic way to make more money I’m sure it’s *full* of ads too

@theanxiouslegume9280

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I got addicted to a similar game a couple of years ago. The people were real (I think) because I'd been able to steal from others

Gonna be real with u, I’m drunk as hell. Gonna save this so I can watch when I’m sober and laugh way more. I am laughing but will more when sober and brain is not mush

@anniemoose1666

3 жыл бұрын

Me rn

@zak4595

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man u still here

@kmmz4445

3 жыл бұрын

@@zak4595 oh hey. thx for the reminder. gonna watch this vid rn

@zak4595

3 жыл бұрын

@@kmmz4445 lol no problem man

@savi_kay

3 жыл бұрын

Hey broski. How'd it go?

“i’m a beatle but i’m also a coin master” -paul mccartney, probably

@princey9056

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely John

@nesiafriedli4594

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I thought his name was Jarvis

@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband

3 жыл бұрын

Best thing I've heard all day. Also Will "the cute beatle'' write a song JUST for coin master?

@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband

3 жыл бұрын

Also peace and love!

@livispuzzled

3 жыл бұрын

@@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband i’m sure he would

Wait why is Morgz, a “kids” content creator, promoting an app you have to be over 18 to use???

@TahtahmesDiary

3 жыл бұрын

Well, technically his ad WAS marketed towards young adults 18+. It all took place in bed with his girlfriend. But I agree that clearly his fanbase was targetted if he was chosen.

@pavloverboy

3 жыл бұрын

I think the quotation marks should be over "content creator"

@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802

3 жыл бұрын

Because we know fuck all about ad teams and why they make their ads as cancerous as they do.

@mitchelldrake6069

3 жыл бұрын

Sssshh. It's alright. Nothing matters anymore.

@exoskeletons

3 жыл бұрын

Is morgz even over 18

The phrase “Animal Crossing has no winners” gave me an existential crisis.

@HangingDGrunt

3 жыл бұрын

It also sounds like "Your anime is trash they're just cartoons". And that gives me commit them necc snapper

@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802

3 жыл бұрын

@@HangingDGrunt anime is overrated tho imo

@HangingDGrunt

3 жыл бұрын

@@doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802 Okay play with your GTA 5 imo

@Beabell_

3 жыл бұрын

just a random fat cop from gta 4 in real life I don’t think you can call an entire genre of TV overrated...

@benjaminschaeffer4292

3 жыл бұрын

I want to Fricking kill everybody who believes in that(never mind because was taken out of context anyway)

If those people were real they'd have names like 约翰·史密斯 and Джон Смит Or stupid Pokemon names like mine

@Sergio-fu7mv

3 жыл бұрын

True, there’s always a ton of Russians, and Asians in games. Lmao. They’re always the weirdest too.

@ShibuNub3305

3 жыл бұрын

Obligatory “Suka Blyat/communist” joke here

@historynerd205

3 жыл бұрын

This becomes even funnier when you consider the fact "John Smith" is not remotely a Slavic name😂

@aroundth3w0rId

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@oliviadubois8493

3 жыл бұрын

Can anyone translate?

"With capitalism only the best most innovative products and services will flourish"

These "gambling" games are literally so, so dangerous. They can be just as addictive as actual slot machines, but are even more easily accessible, AREN'T government regulated, and literally don't even have to follow the same rules in regard to the probability of winning that actual slot machines do (i.e. they can use any algorithim they want to determine "wins", NOT actual chance/probability). Although this one seems to include more "gameplay" mechanics beyond just slot machines and spinning, it can still be incredibly addictive. Gambling addiction is not a joke, and has completely ruined peoples' lives - app stores need to start straight up banning (or at least closely monitoring and regulating) apps that use gambling in their gameplay and use microtransactions.

@lovelykitty42

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow

@PancakemonsterFO4

3 жыл бұрын

That reminds me on a recent controvery about Call of Duty and their totally not scripted “randomized“ Rewards. Seriously, we are living in the times of the internet and professional streamers who make entire videos about opening loot boxes, how did they thought they could get away with thi....oh wait, its because they lobby to keep gambling and randomized rewards separate isn't it?

@stitchfinger7678

3 жыл бұрын

@@PancakemonsterFO4 And give people special versions of the game that pay out better for streamers n shit Same thing happened with the crate gambling sites a few years ago

@siopalcakep2307

3 жыл бұрын

some of roblox games have gambling things and slot machines

@flamingaxolotl264

3 жыл бұрын

(._.)👇 Best fiends

Plot Twist: This is just propaganda so we ignore our villages in coin master so he can raid them.

@htcmlcrip

3 жыл бұрын

Good point

@pogchamp9786

3 жыл бұрын

Oh nooooo my artificial village

@doomfry680

3 жыл бұрын

Run Scott, RUUUUUUUUUUUUN

@cringe937

3 жыл бұрын

Guys bring this man to 420 likes

@abnormal9613

3 жыл бұрын

We need 420 likes on the comment

Ethical, self-aware KZreadrs: "I need the money but I cannot accept a spammy Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorship because I care about my viewers." A-list celebrities: *MASTER OF COINS HELL YEAH GIMME THAT SWEET SWEET AD REVANUE*

@utopes

Жыл бұрын

You’re telling me youtubers are ethical?

@explodedglue5509

10 ай бұрын

They can be

Yes, Coin master is more than just a game, it’s a gateway game, much like it’s less harmful counterpart gateway drugs, it will lead your children to a life of hammering your friend villages and spending 1000 of dollars on micro transaction.

@stitchfinger7678

3 жыл бұрын

There was a story of a kid that blew $2k on fifa, you dont even have to speak hypothetically anymore

@SisyZhou

2 жыл бұрын

im falling for all the micro transactions and i cant stop myself from doing it man i'm literally addicted and its not even funny im on village 137 and im involved in all the trading card groups... im pretty sure i spent over $500 in this game and i hate myself jesus

The real question is how are these ppl able to get celebrities like jennifer Lopez to be in a coin master ad like????????. I've legit never seen anyone play coin master.

@alienjack6375

3 жыл бұрын

Blackmail probably

@engineergaming1669

3 жыл бұрын

Alien Jack lol I can imagine the conversation “star in our latest advertisement and maybe we’ll forget all about that tape”

@alienjack6375

3 жыл бұрын

@Clara J What makes you think coin masters is anything but gambling

@localizeds

3 жыл бұрын

@@engineergaming1669 we know all about it jennifer. Do us a favor or your reputation will be ruined.

@alienjack6375

3 жыл бұрын

@Aiyaluna Yourke This ain't it

I really don’t like games where the ads are literally more entertaining than the app

@Logun2549

3 жыл бұрын

same

@TheRealFiveName

3 жыл бұрын

got you to 60 likes

@graysonsteinmetz5298

3 жыл бұрын

Lily’s Garden has a bone to pick with you.

@2cnz969

3 жыл бұрын

So 90% of mobile games

@otherlego

3 жыл бұрын

Raid shadow legends?

I hate these ads. They’re so cringey and exploitative

@salina_mohammed

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@XX_CUTECAT_XX

3 жыл бұрын

@@salina_mohammed me 2

@salina_mohammed

3 жыл бұрын

@@XX_CUTECAT_XX :)

“Like JK Rowling sucked the soul out of her own work” had me HOWLING

@Minosprimeenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

JK Howling. I'm sorry I had too

@ShibuNub3305

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you were _rowling_ on the floor with laughter! ...I’ll see myself out.

@hesklairvoyant

3 жыл бұрын

really? u howled. ur def the wierd kid

@DespOIcito

3 жыл бұрын

@@hesklairvoyant have you never heard of a hyperbole

i think javis is hiding literal tons of his excitement about him getting his braces removed

@zygsevalatpw

3 жыл бұрын

*javis*

@thedotintheletteri

3 жыл бұрын

It reads like you’re saying Jarvis with a New York accent, now I can’t stop saying it aloud

@zygsevalatpw

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedotintheletteri *j a v i s*

@ThisIsNotAlex

3 жыл бұрын

Javis sounds like a city in Greece

@zygsevalatpw

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThisIsNotAlex it does tho...

Everyone else: Pronounces Rene as Renee (ruh-ney) Jarvis: *Reen!*

@justaracoonchillinginatoilet69

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it make more sense than saying renee

@rish5827

3 жыл бұрын

WHEN WILL U LEARN THAT UR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES yeah it should probably be spelt rené or renée or something

@lrose1310

3 жыл бұрын

My mom had an aunt who pronounced it Ree-neee

@jpyanity443

3 жыл бұрын

My moms name is Rene and every time I tell Siri to call her it says “calling Reen”

@KillerQueenDopamine

3 жыл бұрын

The only reason I would know how to pronounce it is that's my mom's middle name and that's how she spells it :)

23:35 Jarvthony Jonstano here, the internet’s busiest Coin Master here

@ShibuNub3305

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as Jarvthany Joestar and I can no longer enter heaven as a result

It shocks me how many people haven’t called this game out

Something you missed: Coin Master’s biggest fanbase is stock photo models. That’s not their fault.

@catchara1496

3 жыл бұрын

Then where’s harold

@fxtchmetheirsoulz

3 жыл бұрын

[GENERIC WHITE NAME WITH A STOCK PHOTO PERSON] attacked your village! Fix now!

@justarandomguy2877

3 жыл бұрын

Dh

@sant340

3 жыл бұрын

city17 The name would be daniel and would show like a 24 year old white with sunglasses

@grenn1322

2 жыл бұрын

@@fxtchmetheirsoulz my name is parker and im stealing your entire identity out of spite because i saw bladee on your profile

It's like Clash of Clans if someone took all the fun stuff out of it

@plague4661

3 жыл бұрын

So clash of clans

@waltuh1783

3 жыл бұрын

@@plague4661 lol fr

@mrspiffy8587

3 жыл бұрын

It's Trash of Clans

@javabucket561

3 жыл бұрын

So just the wall upgrading part

@javabucket561

3 жыл бұрын

Plague your life

Morgan: "My village is ruined" His gf: "Sorry" Morgan: "You will be sorry" *We had reports of domestic abuse*

@halffacedbone2998

Жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

Y’all remember the South Park episode about this? About how microtransactions in shitty mobile games target people with obsessive personalities to make a profit?? Because I do. Love getting kids addicted to gambling. Free market at its finest

In a real online multiplayer game, people would have names like 'gamer69' and wouldn't think of using their own photo in their profile and instead use a meme or video game character

@htcmlcrip

3 жыл бұрын

Also first smart comment lol

@boiyado6717

3 жыл бұрын

I'm the type of person who just uses different pictures of cats for my profile pics, my Twitter and discord are both pictures of my cat with a bag of Doritos on his back sitting on the edge of the couch.

@unfoundpump

3 жыл бұрын

I never use my face for profiles at all. I usually use a picture of a fictional character I’m obsessing over. Sometimes it’s my OC.

@thr2648

3 жыл бұрын

Usually they are different groups of people, like Facebook moms (from what I have seen) have their full names and stuff lol

@DodgeHellcat-re2wo

3 жыл бұрын

yeah my name in games is wat comes to mind first

me, murdering the coin master: I've won, but at what cost

@EthynWithAY

3 жыл бұрын

+348,000 coins, go nuts

@redlily2893

3 жыл бұрын

Now you are *The Coin Master*.

@lemonferret

3 жыл бұрын

If you kill the Coin Master, you become the new Coin Master

When Jarvis said "You know i used to be full of hope too" in that voice it reminded me of Nagito

@dedusmuln

3 жыл бұрын

*hope intensifies*

@thebloon4025

3 жыл бұрын

Pfp checks out

The real nail in your observation is when your two accounts had the EXACT SAME PROGRESS. That really hit me. That means if you get your friends involved, they will experience nothing different from you. No funny stories of rolling the gacha and having a unique experience there. We share our summoning circles from FGO, Genshin, and FEH because of that variable experience. Someone can get 5 rare pulls of their favorite character and we can celebrate that! We can joke about bad luck when we show off absolutely trash rolls. Knowing that there's nothing that you can experience that someone else won't, makes this a sad, sad little game.

@ona512

2 жыл бұрын

I said experience too many times in this comment. Forgive me.

@hinasolver685

11 ай бұрын

Same here, but what is "FEH" if you don't mind me asking?

@ona512

11 ай бұрын

@@hinasolver685 Fire Emblem Heroes :3

Nobody: The ads for coin master: oMg I sToLe oPrAh’s cOiN’s iN cOiN mAsTeR nOw sHe’S gOnNa KiLl mY kIdS

@localginger1260

3 жыл бұрын

I already did

@faithseabra5998

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like it could be an "Actually Happened" vid title

@thepursuiterer

3 жыл бұрын

At first I thought you said that they stole an orphan’s coins

@comedy8084

3 жыл бұрын

copied LOL

@kathygordon6715

3 жыл бұрын

Alexi Felton very original my guy

“Jennifer lopez!” “Did you just attack my village? My village on coin master?” *Proceeds to unhinge jaw and swallow her soul*

@laurianttonen2530

3 жыл бұрын

please do.

@Formaly_Fredrick

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

1:35 It’s scary how well of a MorgzMum impression he can do

@asackboyplush6508

2 жыл бұрын

"Morgan, are you the coin master, yet Morgan?" Lol

When they kept saying "It's not just a game" I just kept thinking "THE PHRASE ITS JUST A GAME IS SUCH A WEAK MINDSET"

My one question: why would the celebrities subject themselves to being in these terrible ads? I'm sure they have enough money already, right? How much is coin master paying them???

@janesun3701

3 жыл бұрын

i've personally never seen terry cruz or Jennifer lopez repping aNYTHING (i barely see them as spokespeople for companies) so i can only imagine it is so much that they can't say no - tens of millions?????

@yaaaaasfire9621

3 жыл бұрын

Lol maybe it was those "can I get a autograph? Pyche it's a contract"

@meowdyllic

3 жыл бұрын

@@yaaaaasfire9621 say sike right now

@hanging_lights3619

3 жыл бұрын

Because you can never have enough money, apparently.

@rootbeerjunkie1325

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not the money, it’s for exposure. Celebrities fear losing popularity or falling into obscurity so they try and put there face everywhere so people are reminded they exist.

i hate that coinmaster needs celebrities to make their game look remotely interesting.

@Nerdykiddd

3 жыл бұрын

I hate the celebrities man their already rich I wonder how much money coin master gave them it’s probably way more than 1k

@PolrisTired

3 жыл бұрын

Alex Kay The game is so boring if it was advertised by regular actors and showed the actual content of the game no one'd care

@j.w.techchannel

3 жыл бұрын

One example being "Morgz".

@caittastic

3 жыл бұрын

i hate celebrities because its unethical to be that ritch

@kassemir

3 жыл бұрын

I hate that these celebrities are apparently willing to take part in this. They're like mansion rich, and are willing to push people in to a gambling addiction for even more money. Disgusting!

Jarvis laughing at himself is not the best thing I’ve seen al day, week, month, or year. It’s the best thing I’ve seen ever.

@ShibuNub3305

3 жыл бұрын

It’s just the best, no things or evers need apply

@duckydo

2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE YOUR PFP 🙏

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

timestamp please or is it just throughout the video

ZARK MUCKERBERG

@bdonyxgst4603

3 жыл бұрын

Holy crap

It's called Coin Master because they're trying to master your wallet.

@matthewhamilton2913

3 жыл бұрын

There is no game, give me your wallet

@fedor6514

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewhamilton2913 there is no wallet, take off your clothes

Turn off your wifi/unplug your router to see if it's fake multiplayer. See if the game still works.

@DerKork

3 жыл бұрын

If they were worth their money, they probably push the "interactions" (the raids by totally real people) from the server onto the devices.

@MaybeMattMartin

3 жыл бұрын

It doesn’t. It is multiplayer, he put it out of context, you can raid facebook friends

@bird_w

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaybeMattMartin have you consumed your cereal

@shmekelfreckles8157

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaybeMattMartin he didn't say it's fake multiplayer, he said he was raided by stock photo accs, who may not be real people. It's super shady.

@grunch346

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe Matt Martin No, you *took* it out of context. He meant about the random people that are “raiding” his village. 16:54

7:50 "I'm a Beatle, but I'm also the Coinmaster." Lost it.

@cakeisyummy5755

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hello!

Jarvis: pronounces Rene “reen”

@leix7

3 жыл бұрын

Wait how's it pronounced

@andrewollmann304

3 жыл бұрын

@@leix7 Reh-nay.

@DiMagnolia

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted to scream lmao

"I didn't go to a dentist" no you most likely went to an orthodontist.

@circleception6026

3 жыл бұрын

Jo lol

I remember when this was a controversy in germany. Several german celebrities and youtubers made ads for coin master. Never noticed that this went beyond germany.

@voidsterr

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA YES IT WAS NEWS MONTHS AGO

@Pai262

3 жыл бұрын

I remember it too, Jan Böhmermann made a video about it

@lauratroy13

3 жыл бұрын

This shit was soo annoying and everywhere and with celebrities nobody liked

@notafeesh4138

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, it was a controversy? That’s news to me as an American.

@nunbun4084

3 жыл бұрын

Why was this controversy?

“You just keep buying the next thing you can buy, until you run out of money. Then you go to the slot machine” is just a description of real life for us working class folk

The only reason I installed this was for gems in dragon city. I regretted it.

@sidoniegabrielle269

3 жыл бұрын

ripp at least you did it for a fun mobile game (i assume it’s fun, my mom has been playing dragon city for ages now and she’s not one for microtransactions so it must not stink)

@Ahahashir

3 жыл бұрын

@@sidoniegabrielle269 It's a fun game in some aspects. There is an event everyday (which is a lot worse than it sounds) and there ARE hundreds of micro transactions but you don't necessarily need to buy them.

@geegeezlouis86

2 жыл бұрын

I'm confused bc Dragon City is the only game I've played even close to what Jarvis describes Coin Master as being, like you just waited for dragons to hatch and built stuff? (I haven't played in years and only started bc I had to get to a certain level to get points on some other app lol)

"You will be sorry." ...did morgz just threaten his girlfriend over a mobile game?

@axinitewolf

3 жыл бұрын

Eeeeyep basically.

@MoonyMythic

3 жыл бұрын

“Making my girlfriend sorry for 24 HOURS (SHE CRIED)”

@goldfishfan1150

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes he did...

@goldfishfan1150

3 жыл бұрын

Bela MoonStone Thumbnail is of morgz beating his girlfriend while she cries *FOR 24 HOURS*

@alastorbutwithagun

3 жыл бұрын

Goldfish Fan58 And then at the end of the video he shoots her

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@goldfishfan1150

3 жыл бұрын

*-Every KZreadr ever.*

@damondgreen2239

3 жыл бұрын

*Every KZreadr is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends*

@uselessintherain5852

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tntadventures5574

3 жыл бұрын

oh god, I just received my 50k silver!

@TheRealFiveName

3 жыл бұрын

i get the joke but it’s not funny don’t woooosh me

I was rewatching this and only now did I just get the joke about Rosetta throwing stones.

“This isn’t very black beetles of you” is my new favorite phrase

My favorite part of the game is when the coin master gets executed for his war crimes at the end of the campaign. It really sets up the Iore of the multiplayer.

@Zlinky.4220

3 жыл бұрын

Thomas Winnefeld lol exactly, leading to the different factions vying for power in the subsequent vacuum.

@jar207

Жыл бұрын

This would honestly make the game way more interesting

Jarvis is really just trying to get everyone to stop playing so he can become the Coin Master!

@againhere1788

3 жыл бұрын

Wake up America!

@javakio6267

3 жыл бұрын

Just opened my third eye, no longer a sheep thanks

@eedoan

3 жыл бұрын

Etta just don't let him become the Coin Master

@meowmeow3532

3 жыл бұрын

PFFT-BAHAHAHAHAHahaahahaha underrated comment

@666_cthulhu

Жыл бұрын

how has no one mentioned the “PunishMeDaddy” username actually that’s a 10/10 name ngl

If it's endorsed by a kardashian. . . Its crap.

Dude this is like a worse version of a slot machine. At least with a slot machine you can get like a couple bucks back if you're super lucky. Here, it's literally being wasted on boring pictures.

okay i literally lost myself over “moh-gan ah yu thuh coin masta- yet moh-gan?”

@stargacha2453

3 жыл бұрын

u watch ii?

@bumblejuice1863

3 жыл бұрын

star gacha yea

@ggs27

3 жыл бұрын

When is that?

@tekkiico

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow didn’t expect to see you here bumble

@bumblejuice1863

3 жыл бұрын

SourBoi PFFTT HAHSHS jjdwksn yeah i’m everywhere hi

Didn't EA hire child psychologists to help them design their games around exploiting the potential gambling habits of children via microtransactions and lootboxes? I'm sure that concept doesn't translate to this game at all.....

@KeyToAeris2024

3 жыл бұрын

Sean Lamontagne I’m a psychology student and that is an interesting theory they may have done that. If it’s true it’s disgusting.

@dozzy9984

3 жыл бұрын

@@KeyToAeris2024 I would go further, if it's true there should be consequences that money wouldn't help them with.

@007Maariie

3 жыл бұрын

Yes it's true, I'm not sure about EA but fortnite did it.

@SeanLaMontagne

3 жыл бұрын

@@KeyToAeris2024 I hate the prhasing of "If that's true" because it implies that the reader could not google the answer themselves before commenting. Off topic, but that's all I could think of when I read your comment.

@karlovisttimes8271

3 жыл бұрын

@@007Maariie ut fortnite isn't with gambling. Perhaps addiction though.

"It's a slot machine with Flash animation" pretty sure that's every slot machine nowadays

I like the Zeffo poster in the back! What a great way to honor our fearless leader!

My Animated Story: My father died when i was 2 but I've become a Coin Master And got pregnant twice by village attackers

@MrQuinnzard

3 жыл бұрын

50th **chuckles** like! **HHAHAHAHAHAHAH** 😂😂😂😂😂

@cat_hq_1452

3 жыл бұрын

and im also in a cult village with vampires

@robertlopez444

3 жыл бұрын

@@cat_hq_1452 and I got a million dollars from my long lost uncle who is a secret agent who went to space

3:10 “get in loser we’re going to threaten a blonde girl into giving me 10% of her coins”

@doudemoiidesuyo1682

3 жыл бұрын

HAAAA

@doudemoiidesuyo1682

3 жыл бұрын

Everytime I see one of these I can hear Regina's voice lmao

With a lot of “online” mobile games, if you just turn off your wifi/data they still work as if you were connected, only plus is that you no longer have to watch ads every 30 seconds

I got one of these ads at the start of the video and thought it was the actual video so i watched the ad all the way through before realizing it was not part of the video

@nherty6172

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😆 You got played.

@spiderworld384

3 жыл бұрын

rip

Plot twist: Jarvis got secretly sponsored by Coin Master and this is just a 23 minute ad

@DiogoChris

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@TheQuestioned

3 жыл бұрын

I love me a good ad that trash talks the thing its promoting for 23 minutes straight

@srmixmed

3 жыл бұрын

Secretly sponsoring is a violation of the YT rules

@danate3849

3 жыл бұрын

shut up spagnebob

@briaiguess8834

3 жыл бұрын

@@srmixmed It was a joke ;-;

The Zeffo poster is just standing there, *M E N A C I N G L Y*

@BrianGaming365

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@R3DPharaoh

3 жыл бұрын

Jojo reference?

@R3DPharaoh

3 жыл бұрын

Yarooo. DIO.

@gingerbread6356

3 жыл бұрын

ZEFFOS YESSSS, FINALLY SOMEONE REMEMBER THE ZEFFOS

@garfield8mybrain356

3 жыл бұрын

Our Savior

I'm addicted to this game because it's so satisfying winning and upgrading your village. The urge to make purchases on coin master is so hard to fight, but I'm never spending money on this game because you can make the money you spend so easily the next day.

If it was real, there should be an international crowd of people raiding your village. Just in Candy Crush they teamed me up with 4 other players. One of them had a Spanish name, one an Arabic name, mine is Finnish, and I guess the other 2 were English names. Also don't forget all the user names like $$$### and whatever.

Is it even legal to ask someone to sign something saying they won't participate in a class action lawsuit in order to use your falsely advertised product?

@firstnamelastname7244

3 жыл бұрын

That agreement probably wouldn't hold up in a court of law. At least I fucking hope it wouldn't.

@Fletacarling

3 жыл бұрын

@@firstnamelastname7244 It actually would. The reason they say what it entails under the click-box is bc the court from the candy crush case said that the class action waiver for CC was invalid bc the consumers didn't know it was included. Almost every product has class action waivers even vacuums and when properly disclosed they hold up well. Courts hate class actions bc they're expensive and difficult to litigate.

@WhateverWhenever888

3 жыл бұрын

It isn't falsely advertised.

@mirih4239

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, yes. And the arbitration clause, which is arguably just as bad, is also perfectly legal.

Is it weird that I'm actually a little disappointed that the video sponsor wasn't Raid Shadow Legends, just for the irony factor?

@ygobe2

3 жыл бұрын

Lovely pfp

@ShibuNub3305

3 жыл бұрын

Benjamin suffocated

@orsikocs

3 жыл бұрын

Whattttt

@nickzila4641

3 жыл бұрын

It’s made by same devs lol

@awesomedude5558

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickzila4641 No they're not. One (Raid) is made by Plarium Games, while the other (Coin Master) is maid by Moon Active.

18:06 - I can confirm it is not an actual slot machine, the logic in the background is more of a wheel with set results rather than 3 individual reels that randomize which is how slot machines work.

I think it's so interesting that these kinds of games boast about how many downloads they've had but not how many active players there are. They do a good job of hiding what the game play is actually like and scam you into downloading only for you to delete the app two days later.

Imagine being one of the people in these stock photos playing this game and seeing your own face on some "rando's" account attacking your village.

speaking of “truthful commercials” anybody else think it’s weird that that house game (that’s sorta like candy crush) has ads that are like “choose the right object to fix this issue” and then u go on the game and it’s nothing like that? idk but i’d love to play a game like that but those ads are SO misleading.

@amelia5603

3 жыл бұрын

It is actually in the game. It just happens randomly at some point past level 80.

@AnnoyingAsianWitch

3 жыл бұрын

Gardenscape?

@tartagliussy529

3 жыл бұрын

Homescapes adds

@jordanranstead3016

3 жыл бұрын

I always played those ads and then ditched them after the skip button appears

@Jikage

3 жыл бұрын

Edy Lou Gilewicz ikr those choose a choice ads are better than the game i found it more entertaining and i kinda get mad when they do i’m somethin wrong

you can run but you cannot hide from our overlord, zeffo.

@vanna3.1415

3 жыл бұрын

yes for he is the master of all. the GREAT AND MIGHTY demigod type thing/ruler of all ZEFFO

"Oh, that Rosetta, she's always throwing stones!" LOL

@stansman5461

3 жыл бұрын

How did a lot more not catch this??

FINALLY SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT

@goldfishfan1150

3 жыл бұрын

I hate the ads, ESPECIALLY THE MORGZ ONE!

@tutin9930

3 жыл бұрын

IKR

@maybehere6585

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@alicemoffat

3 жыл бұрын

It’s about god-damn time!

@RealAdrian2006

3 жыл бұрын

Jack did you just attack my village

At this point I'm expecting Joana Cedia to do an ad saying "I'm here to pillage your village"

@regann7227

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I would download if she did that

@mariagloria5775

3 жыл бұрын

Looooool me too!

@3.14applepi

3 жыл бұрын

I can see that happening not gonna lie

@gabbie2571

3 жыл бұрын

Regann lol u stole what I was gonna say 🤣

@cat47

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

Those snack cakes are also a thing in the Netherlands (where I live) and the name for them is horrendously racist. I'm not even gonna type it out, but yeah. That's a thing

Imma be honest a real life gambling addiction is probably better than playing this game.

@somethinghippos

3 жыл бұрын

fair at least you have a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of actually winning something

coin master is not just a game it’s a hitman assigning app

@dothmotherknowyouwearth

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why this scared me so much.

@stardidthat

3 жыл бұрын

I like to think that the Jenners and Kardashians are actually mob families that take hits together on Coin Master

@unjoyest204

3 жыл бұрын

420 likes very nice

@dothmotherknowyouwearth

3 жыл бұрын

@@stardidthat Terry Crews got caught up somehow. He didn't deserve this.

@Bianca-iz5wk

3 жыл бұрын

@@dothmotherknowyouwearth and Jlo

I’m surprised no one has mentioned “ZARK MUCKERBERG”

@evee3164

3 жыл бұрын

Swivel Senpaier seems legit

@nobody-xz9yw

3 жыл бұрын

Or the fact that he said 'reen' instead of 'renay' for Rene

@meowdyllic

3 жыл бұрын

@@nobody-xz9yw it looks like reen tho

What's worse is that there are KZreadrs being sponsored by coin master and their audience is mainly made up of kids

Jarvis needs to go ahead and just do some impressions. He has TALENT

The real Lork were the friends we made along the way

@classiest

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@nickc389

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@caseys2698

3 жыл бұрын

*P R O T O G E N T*

@SlammedOnGasoline

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@juggernaut7_

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

YOUR TEETH LOOK SO GOOD!!! Seriously props for having braces as an adult and making it more normal. No one should ever feel ashamed for doing something that makes them more comfortable with their own appearance.

17:40 - hey now we’re all winners in animal crossing 🤗 the most wholesome game out there lol

Every single time i watch this video, when he's saying that the game is targeting kids at 13:45, my brain interprets it as that the game is appealing to morgz, and that thought is hilarious. Just picturing that his brain can be boiled down to "OOO LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLORS!!!" is honestly perfect