Claire: I'm 39 years old The Bachelorette: Watch this 99 year old woman find love before she disintegrates from old age.

@volkan7844

3 жыл бұрын

Watch the last of her species of vampire try to find love before we drive a stake through her heart!

@nosleep9816

3 жыл бұрын

lmao that's so true

@GamesFromSpace

3 жыл бұрын

Will this ancient crone be able to drain youth from an unsuspecting bachelor, and cling to life for a few more years?

@c12486

3 жыл бұрын

bruh her name was on the screen like 60 times there's no i

@MustraOrdo

3 жыл бұрын

@@c12486 Oh hi, Clare, how's Dale?

Clare: I’m 39 Everyone else: yeah, 39 seconds from death

@c12486

3 жыл бұрын

ugh when will the forced diversity stop!!! cast a 12 year old bachelorette so she actually has a real chance at love!!!!

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

@@c12486 how is casting somebody 12 seconds from death gonna be any better?

@AkumaDayo

2 жыл бұрын

@@c12486 it's actually really funny that your name is also Clare and it's spelled the same lol

@Insomniac1985

3 ай бұрын

I know! The 39 year old could anytime now​@@c12486

I would pay good money to see an actual 90 year old grandma as the bachelorette

@MegaraTheUnwise

3 жыл бұрын

My great grandpa is in his nineties, he could be the bachelor

@creativedesignation7880

3 жыл бұрын

Now that I would watch!

@IAmNotNicolex

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, they actually are planning an elder show for the franchise. Obviously they couldn’t film this year because Covid and high risks but it’s still in the works, apparently 😂

@gronklevlonkle1717

3 жыл бұрын

I'll pool in my life savings to that

@thatcutenerdgirl6090

3 жыл бұрын

I would love a 90 year old bachelorette dating 30 25 year old stud muffins

The jump cuts during Claire’s interviews may be because she forgot her lines due to being old and senile. Jarvis I am disappointed that you would mock the elderly like this, shame on you.

@cardcaptorkiwi2019

3 жыл бұрын

I have no idea if this is sarcasm or not.

@kitties4ever706

3 жыл бұрын

@@cardcaptorkiwi2019 yes 🧤

@pastelloca6976

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitties4ever706 How the fuck did you get that mitten emoji?

@kitties4ever706

3 жыл бұрын

@@pastelloca6976 the black market has a lot of unusual products... but this is just from the new iOS update

@goldsrcorsource2551

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a YTP with how much it's cutting and how different each clip starts and ends.

I just got tested for covid last week, and I can confirm: when they told me I was negative the birds started singing, the squirrels started dancing, everyone in the street high-fived me and 15 guys offered to date me all at once. That's just the standard procedure.

@GamesFromSpace

3 жыл бұрын

Gonna be awkward if it was a false negative, after all those dates.

@m_e_nere

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe you're just built different

@mitchkat123

3 жыл бұрын

I need to get tested tomorrow because the child I babysit is positive and I’m really hoping to have that moment

@racermk8759

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitchkat123 lmao

@geekmyths

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I hate to break it to you, but it might have been a false negative... Nobody came and declared you were the bachelorette

She should really be quarantining, her old age puts her at really high risk.

@gracefulslumber8441

3 жыл бұрын

💀

@killabean6830

3 жыл бұрын

Surprised that she's not using a cane, her back must be aching right now. Quite strong for a 200 year old lady.

@aroundth3w0rId

3 жыл бұрын

@@killabean6830 SINGLE LADY

@asphyxia9786

3 жыл бұрын

@@killabean6830 She got a lot of practice with all the relationships she had to carry being the only one showing up (ヽ´ω`)

@justajobro1266

3 жыл бұрын

I almost died after reading this

Now THIS is a guy who loves to hate to secretly love this show.

@rayfich

3 жыл бұрын

Iol

@freshbread4039

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@airotiv7916

3 жыл бұрын

🤣👍👍💜

@yusharider

3 жыл бұрын

No one can true love this show. It's like an addiction, people only like it in the moment.

@superlolgal555

3 жыл бұрын

@Ross With No Sauce Hell yeah dude. My entire childhood

"Congratulations, you've just blown up 'The Bachelorette.'" Hard cut to the smoldering remains of the resort, Dale is dead, the Harvard guy is dead, half of Chris Harrison's robot face is melted off his robot head. Claire has blown up The Bachelorette.

@pietastix

2 жыл бұрын

I love this comment lololol

@doll_dress_swap1269

2 жыл бұрын

I keep reading this over and over and then laughing like crazy

@pietastix

2 жыл бұрын

@@doll_dress_swap1269 SAME

@mrsadfacepancake4338

2 ай бұрын

jason is an accomplice, it's not his first rodeo

"I feel sorry for Taesha because she's inherited this pile of broken men and has to pick up the pieces" is a gem

@caithenry8429

3 жыл бұрын

Forreal, that Jason guy needs to see an actual therapist after the show, Clare really did a number on that poor guy.

@fuki_slam

3 жыл бұрын

I think he did a number on himself tbh

@riisntsryc3771

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuki_slam lmao

@YourBaeFromBusan

3 жыл бұрын

We have to fix everything all the time 🙄🙄🤣

the bachelorette is like that friend who is convinced they’re the main character but really the whole group doesn’t like them.

@actionjackson3522

3 жыл бұрын

The one friend who always has some drama going on, but it's just them blowing everything out of proportion.

@annaeggland9397

3 жыл бұрын

so tori vega

@DafinaNotAwesome

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen a statement more true in my life

@gavhoffman3165

3 жыл бұрын

hey

@kaesyo2966

3 жыл бұрын

...

My theory is Dale is so charismatic they had to edit the show to try and make him look bad because everyone from editors to cameramen to the host all fell deeply in love with him via his sheer charisma and they were actually trying to keep us all from falling for Dale and the entirety of western society collapsing over the inevitable Dale conflicts.

@WilliamPasta

Жыл бұрын

I agree

@bipbipbrim

Жыл бұрын

Dale is an SCP lol

Claire's dramatic monologue has more cuts in it then a youtube apology god damn

@rayfich

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@s_spiritstar

3 жыл бұрын

Literally

@thegalaxyinapaperbag

Жыл бұрын

more cuts than a ytp

@brianelson1481

Жыл бұрын

This is the first time for me in the Marvel universe -Owen Wilson 🤣🤣

“Oldest bachelorette and only shoot for two weeks” At face value it sounds like she just died while shooting.

@ilovecairns5181

3 жыл бұрын

Most people die when shot... so...

@squee-g1658

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilovecairns5181 that made me laugh more than it should have...

@lvbboi9

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilovecairns5181 beat me to it 3 weeks early

@awesomedude5558

3 жыл бұрын

@@squee-g1658 Same, lol. I loved that comment!!!!!!! XD

@awesomedude5558

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilovecairns5181 Okay, but bro. This comment is underrated. This is hysterical!!!!! XD I mean that. You're good at humor, man. Really good. :)

claire: is 39 years old show: watch this woman who we borrowed from a nursing home talk about Dale the whole time

@superstellarhere

3 жыл бұрын

You just gotta Dale with it I’m so so sorry

@aroundth3w0rId

3 жыл бұрын

@@superstellarhere its fine, I dale-t with it.

@superstellarhere

3 жыл бұрын

@@aroundth3w0rId wow, surprisingly this joke isn’t getting Dale!

@redcraig-

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@NiftyMissi

Жыл бұрын

You might not like it, but he's the i-dale male

“Normally in the show when they cut to someone we’re like who’s that?” Cuts to Danny Gonzales

@mutantceasar1165

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is way underrated.

@superstellarhere

3 жыл бұрын

*Drew Gooden. You proved his point, you don’t know who Drew Gooden is smh 🤦.

@tartnouveau3652

3 жыл бұрын

@@superstellarhere Wait a second. Are you telling me Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzales are NOT the same person? How?

@SkulCat

3 жыл бұрын

@@tartnouveau3652 No, they’re wrong, they ARE the same person. Can’t they see from the music video? They just messed up their lines and said the opposite of what they actually are

@yn2310

3 жыл бұрын

@@superstellarhere it's obviously kurtis?? smh fake fans

Jarvis: Dale is always showing up in places where he shouldn't be Clare: He really showed up

@rheakg

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO CRYING

Bro didn't want his kid to see him play dodgeball naked, even though he wasn't even there, but was okay with his kid watching him insult and belittle someone for something that didn't even affect him

@veronica_sawyer0188

3 жыл бұрын

Ooof true

@thashana_0194

3 жыл бұрын

he did have his reasons though

@zaynab-to-a

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see your shot glass collection

@mstie3252

3 жыл бұрын

Who would ever imagine that a show like the bachelorette would do something like naked dodgeball? Shocking. I thought all the dates were like taffy pulls and going on a bike ride to the park.

@XFearMeXx

3 жыл бұрын

@@thashana_0194 and what were those reasons? Being elitist and manipulative?

The person who choose Claire has dyslexia and told everybody the next bachelorette was 93 and when they found out she was only 39 they didn't have time to rewrite the promos so they just went with it

@streamlily5971

3 жыл бұрын

I-

@dominicking4739

3 жыл бұрын

IS THAT TRUE LMAO

@4mira

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominicking4739 probably lmaoaoao

@louloudaki_

3 жыл бұрын

wait isn’t that dysgraphia or something? but i love this omg

@harrietdweh9883

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHSJJS NOT THISSS 💀💀💀

"You are 100% clear to go-" "Yes!" "-away from this show. You're 100% infected with COVID."

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

"in fact you're so infected I really shouldn't be talking to you in person"

@AlinaProbably

3 ай бұрын

The funny thing is, Claire DOES mean "clear" in French...

"He went to Harvard, and that's really the only character trait he has" *Andy Bernard, Cornell Alum has entered the chat*

@melaniemagolan2241

3 жыл бұрын

*Brent Norwalk, Princeton alum, has entered the chat*

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

*pretend i said something funny and relevant, brokea$$ alum has entered the chat*

@gentlesandladymen

3 жыл бұрын

Of topic but nice profile pic

@superstellarhere

3 жыл бұрын

*Trent from The Prom musical has entered the chat to talk about gay people*

@jackmattingly6780

3 жыл бұрын

Toofer from 30 Rock has entered the chat

the men rlly be like: *signs up to the show, the show goes as planned* the men: apologize to me for this

The Bachelorette: We had to shut down production! This show could all be over! Jarvis: *Kim, there are people that are dying*

@clairem391

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@bumblebai7193

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@igorkraljevski9191

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Dale is the famous speedrunner Dream 😂🤣😌

@auliamate

3 жыл бұрын

Loooooolllllooooooollllloooooooolllllloooooooool🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

This disgusting shame of humanity still exists in 2020. Thanks.

BEHOLD THE MAJESTIC CLARENDALE

@yaldabaothofgalar2618

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa. Didn't expect to see you here. The KZread circles are so diverse.

@buizeltube6624

3 жыл бұрын

good to see you Micheal!

@nikcantsnipe

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa, its Michael!

@donaldconrad6729

3 жыл бұрын

@Yaldabaoth of Galar me to

@beegcuh3072

3 жыл бұрын

Hail Yeah!!

I hope Claire's age isn't like- a touchy subject for her or anything lol, can you imagine if you were a 39 year old lady who didn't really like talking about her age, and then suddenly hundreds of people are like "WOAH THIS LADY IS STHE *OLDEST* BACHLORETTE!!!!! SHE'S PRACTICACLLY DEAD NOW!! THIS IS HER LAST CHANCE AT LOVE!"

@Financiallyfreeauthor

2 жыл бұрын

Man that reminds me of when I talked about dying my hair on TikTok and mentioned being 39 at that time. I got roasted for WEEKS by kids telling me I was lying because I clearly have to be at least 70 🤦‍♀️

@ayushiroy2944

2 жыл бұрын

@@Financiallyfreeauthor OH NO IM SO SORRY 😭😭😭😭to put it into perspective, my peers (im 18) all seem to think that everyone above 30 is ancient for some reason

@Financiallyfreeauthor

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayushiroy2944 It's totally natural. And they will be 40 before they know it!

the way everyone focused on her being "tHe OlDeSt BaChElOrEtTe" is a new kind of misogyny i wasn't expecting from a show misogynistic in its premise, but hey, it's fun to be surprised.

@paprikaa117

3 жыл бұрын

I mean she is the oldest bachelorette

@o.s8573

3 жыл бұрын

Her age is totally unrelated to her gender though. They are two different things

@nataliejulow

3 жыл бұрын

O . S men of the same age are never shamed on this show and it is never made into a big deal. The misogyny lies in the way she is treated for her age as opposed to a man of the same age, and how her older age is perceived to lower her value.

@safabekr

3 жыл бұрын

It’s because there’s a misogynistic belief that women’s value decreases with age. If a bachelor was 35+ I’m sure there wouldn’t be as much fuss about it, but since it’s a bachelorette and women are “supposed” to be married by now, people are overly invested in her age

@qorso

3 жыл бұрын

@@safabekr bachelors that are 35+ are common-place in the show though. they arent bringing attention to that she's 35+, they're bringing attention to that she's the oldest, no matter her age.

"alright. where is dale?" "i’ll do you one better. who is dale?" "i’ll do you one better! why is dale?"

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

i'll do you one better. what is dale?

@bananabob7619

3 жыл бұрын

@@omnical6135 I'll do you one better. Dale.... Is that from an anime or something?

@superstellarhere

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll do you one better, when is Dale?

@theepicwhatisnottakenyay8028

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll do you one better... how is dale?

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

@@theepicwhatisnottakenyay8028 dale is doing bad

"She's a rational person". The whole point of reality tv is that NO ONE is rational because that makes good tv.

@rayfich

3 жыл бұрын

Iol

@thealientree3821

3 жыл бұрын

It explains Trump’s presidency.

You’re so well rounded. Pokémon and bachelorette.

@gavhoffman3165

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@gavhoffman3165

3 жыл бұрын

i enjoyed this comment :)

@peppereaterlivestream4357

3 жыл бұрын

What’s your first name

@gavhoffman3165

3 жыл бұрын

@@peppereaterlivestream4357 Gavin

@caelmack

3 жыл бұрын

That degree coming in clutch

They always ask “who is dale”, but they never ask “how is dale”.

@mumbledmeatballs5629

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll do you one better. Why is dale?

@suckit1335

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll do you one better. What is dale?

@farateq

3 жыл бұрын

i’ll do you one better. when is dale

@astrolouise6904

3 жыл бұрын

where is dale?

@user-oj7np2ej1z

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shoot you beat me too it

I didn't realize showing her by the sofa was supposed to show how hard quarantine is bc that room alone is at least twice the size of my apartment so yea

Claire: “All I care about is showing up. Someone who shows up for me. A man that will show up.” Dale: “Well, I’m here.” This guy understood the assignment 😂

You know someone’s had a bad love life when there list of things their looking for in a person is: 1. Show up 2. Be on time 3.

@terriblename4084

3 жыл бұрын

3. *D A L E*

@bulbasour3

3 жыл бұрын

Their, they're

@dany56698

3 жыл бұрын

*Bernie Sanders Meme: "I'm once again asking straight women to have even one (1) standard"*.jpg

@quirkyblackenby

3 жыл бұрын

@@dany56698 please

@tiffany15O5

3 жыл бұрын

@@dany56698 how is this a straight thing?

And once again a woman makes history for being "old" and publicly existing in some manner. Oh how much progress have we made...

@eoincampbell1584

3 жыл бұрын

Delete it old!

@lud3445

3 жыл бұрын

@@eoincampbell1584 put it in quotes...what would be an accurate term? Being sincere now, cause mature, normal or not young sound even worse (specially mature, women past 35 aren't fruits!)

@Kilioh15

3 жыл бұрын

@@lud3445 The point is to call her a woman. Not an old woman.

@MikeyCyan

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahah PC police have banned ageing now. Priceless.

@eoincampbell1584

3 жыл бұрын

@@lud3445 I was making a reference to the Demi Lavatto "Delete it fat!" fake controversy but ok go off.

Man how is that 39 Year old gonna find love? She's gonna fall victim to her toothpick bones and fall apart if she even tries to kiss a guy!

The worst part about Jason attacking Claire so aggressively is that in her old age it was entirely possible she'd disintegrate.

@jeniferhollings3865

Жыл бұрын

Elderly abuse

"theres a claire front runner and the other guys have to dale with it" -the actual bachelorette commercial

@vanadium8865

3 жыл бұрын

I seriously wonder how the writers felt about that one

@anna_banana414

3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate the puns though, I enjoy them, but why?

@anna_banana414

3 жыл бұрын

@@vanadium8865 tbh they probably wrote it 😭 also I love your pfp hehe

@vanadium8865

3 жыл бұрын

@@anna_banana414 Aw, thanks!

@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744

3 жыл бұрын

It’s official now: the writers are middle-aged dads.

Claire's dating criteria is literally my life. "Just show up".

@gavhoffman3165

3 жыл бұрын

hey

@gloriousanimationz5244

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavhoffman3165 lol thanks

@gavhoffman3165

3 жыл бұрын

@@gloriousanimationz5244 youre welcome? tf did i do

@gloriousanimationz5244

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavhoffman3165 nothing 😊

@gavhoffman3165

3 жыл бұрын

k

My girlfriend and I feel so bad for dale. The “sit down” reveal after production episode showed dale muttering maybe 3 words, and Claire saying “show up” 30 times while painting this happily ever after fairytale she sees in dale. I give their relationship a year before they divorce. I’m sure Dale does like her, but he by no means loves her. You can tell by the way he looks at her, and speaks about her

@shannonceleste5557

3 жыл бұрын

Welp you ended up being way too generous with your guess 😂

@zach23ize

3 жыл бұрын

@@shannonceleste5557 wait they divorced already?!

@zach23ize

3 жыл бұрын

@@shannonceleste5557 I looked into it. That is wild to say the least

@dothmotherknowyouwearth

3 жыл бұрын

@@zach23ize what’s the amount of time until they divorced?

@zach23ize

3 жыл бұрын

@@dothmotherknowyouwearth I’m too lazy to look it up again (even though it’s legitimately a top search on google), but I believe it was 3 months or so

"Be that onion, I love it" --shrek- -Clare

I completely get why people really dislike Yosef, I mean so do I. However, he did make a really good point (before he got unnecessarily personal) about how humiliating it is for men to stip down to practically nothing on national television. When it was announced they would be stripping, some guys were visibly not comfortable with it, and there was even a contestant who said to Clare something like "I like you a lot, but not enough to strip that much." Imagine if this happened on the Bachelor and the lead asked all the women in the house to play strip dodgeball to thongs. Double standards like this can be hurtful to guys who may also only strip due to peer pressure and then compare their bodies to other guys in the house. Anyway, thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

@bisinzhu8685

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! I completely agree!

@bisinzhu8685

3 жыл бұрын

We see a lot of double standards in this season, also surrounding Clare’s age

@elbowsbuns1896

3 жыл бұрын

Oof yeah. That's about the only good point he had. Now I just want to vomit slightly less from his comments. I now have to vomit a bit more for making them strip naked

@LizzyinSerendipity

3 жыл бұрын

🙌👏👏👏

@phoenixgirl70

3 жыл бұрын

That was on the producers though, not Clare. There were “strip” dodgeball signs along the fence. They all had matching shorts. He should of taken it out on the show runners. He did what he did for attention.

I really wish hot people would stop acting like COVID has affected them worse than anyone else

@Chipiliro613

3 жыл бұрын

_Will no-one think of the hot people?!?_

@gloriousanimationz5244

3 жыл бұрын

OH NO THE HOT PEOPLE

@n8style

3 жыл бұрын

Right! Plus celebrities too..."oh no we're just like the plebs we could get it too"

@charteon9092

3 жыл бұрын

Leave the children! Save the hot people and celebrities!

@pixiestxNyomouf

3 жыл бұрын

right, i have lost my granddad because of covid but they salty cause they can't turn up. Read the room smh

No ones gonna talk about how she said “be that onion” like it isn’t the most memeable thing I’ve ever heard

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp

@superstellarhere

3 жыл бұрын

12:43

@sarahmorris4575

Жыл бұрын

Lmaooo was that a Shrek reference???

Clearly, if Clare's parents are Lily and James, she's the Girl who Loved

@galaxychill9578

3 жыл бұрын

Clarely

Yosef: What would my daughter or my family think of me if they saw me do that? Yosef: *Shares a woman with 29 other men on national television and berates her for participating in it with him*

@C00kii0

3 жыл бұрын

😩😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

@KoolKukumber

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I kinda side with him, it’s of course not Clare’s fault for the event but it looks bad as him as a man trying to find love and one of the activities is stripping or dancing practically naked. It’s demeaning. He was standing up for himself and the other guys, but nobody really was appreciative, though I’m sure they felt the same or were maybe embaressed or ashamed. He was a bit aggressive and rude when talking to her though, but honestly she was too so...

@bodhisattva2348

3 жыл бұрын

@@KoolKukumber she might not have even had a choice in the matter bc these reality shows be doing the most behind the scenes

@pixiel1xie

3 жыл бұрын

@@KoolKukumber he literally wasn’t even on the date. He’s getting pressed over smth he didn’t even do and then proceeded to be a misogynistic little shit. He wasn’t valid lol.

@controversialopinion5722

3 жыл бұрын

@@pixiel1xie when was he misogynistic?

I love how “editing Jarvis “ actually wears a totally different outfit like he’s from some lofi AU

@agelessorca

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gen2mediainc.577

3 жыл бұрын

btw Jarvis rocks that colorful business casual outfit imo

@pl4y3dout23

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that hes wearing a different outfit not only because of the bit but also because it's a different day so hes probably not wearing the same clothes

@vizthex

3 жыл бұрын

same

@LilacMonarch

3 жыл бұрын

@@pl4y3dout23 no way, doesn't everyone just wear the same clothes everyday? (joke)

"You're not. FIT. to be. THE. MOTHER. of my. child." It sounds pieced together too LMAO

22:45 Wasn't ready to see Drew Gooden, felt like someone licked my toes.

@glasswendigo8041

3 жыл бұрын

Good description of that feeling. Yet, I’m not sleeping for the next week.

@abbymorrison3097

2 жыл бұрын

Dann-

This is not GOLD content Jarvis. This is just really good content.

@paprikaa117

3 жыл бұрын

"I just want to say that I'm a really big fan"

@cryo311old

3 жыл бұрын

66 likes Nice

@lakamokolaka

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks satan

@voelligbanane844

3 жыл бұрын

Some would say it's hella nice.

@joearellano6541

3 жыл бұрын

Thank God’s prosecutor and gambling buddy!

Yosef was the one setting a horrible example for his daughter.

@roadtodawn8088

3 жыл бұрын

I’m scared for his daughter honestly

@asuspiciouslyefficientmito8338

3 жыл бұрын

IKR, if anything Claire was a better role model, standing up for herself and being a strong independent woman

@jochenarnold7215

3 жыл бұрын

Pls watch unreal

@sometimeslol5578

3 жыл бұрын

I kinda get where he is coming from with the being naked on tv but he probably shouldn't have gone on the show is he dosnt like that stuff and he's being an asshole about it

@Abby-wj5je

3 жыл бұрын

imagine seeing your dad in tv, but it’s not even like a cool show

Bennet and John Paul jones would either be best friends, or the worst rivals. No I’m between

22:45 ma boy Danny Gonzalez! I didn't know he was on the show, damn, you really can cut to anyone and no one will notice that person was never even there...

@nobelium4487

2 жыл бұрын

I looked it up and its actually an inside joke. Danny made a tweet about getting a cameo in the previous bachelor video and its the same clip.

@CrazedKasaJizo

2 жыл бұрын

@@nobelium4487 They were making a joke about Jarvis doing that in another video about the Bachelor(ette)

Thank you for making this video so that I don’t have to actually watch the whole show myself 😅

@Liloandsalem

3 жыл бұрын

I agree!

@Laurenjoinsyoutube

3 жыл бұрын

you should watch the channel bachelor fan take. he reviews the episodes in short 10 minute videos and its great

@marissabones

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@tovebjrsvik4964

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@rayfich

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

“You are not fit to be the mother of my child” is my new favorite insult

@phosphenevision

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl someone broke up with me like that....

@AMCW90

3 жыл бұрын

@@phosphenevision that's rough buddy

@SockMan17

3 жыл бұрын

I’m going to actually use this in a fight

@Kalivahcide

3 жыл бұрын

@@phosphenevision Ayyy same!!

@lvbboi9

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kalivahcide dont say "ayy" like its a cool thing

This season makes me feel like an absolute mummy (the dead, Egyptian kind, not a parent) because I'm 33 in and not married either. God forbid a woman want to get her shit straight before drawing in some poor innocent guy.

God, I can’t even. The 7:30 sequence of the animals rejoicing is straight out of a Disney movie. It’s too perfect.

Great seeing Danny Gonzalez on the show. I thought he was married though.

@hellopinkman8410

3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone know what that clip of Danny is from

@adelitaflores-moss454

3 жыл бұрын

I looked 5 min to find this comment

@eerknwoon

3 жыл бұрын

Was he?

@florianschnabel1237

3 жыл бұрын

@@eerknwoon I was surprised too.

@sanjulkapoor6637

3 жыл бұрын

@@hellopinkman8410watch his video on the bachelorette last year, is the same clip

Claire is the boy who lived. She lived very long verrrrry long like unimaginably long she’s 39 YEARS OLD she’s practically dead

@enchantedevergreen5329

3 жыл бұрын

They made her grave ready when she hit 35

@deadgrape5704

3 жыл бұрын

Here lies the oldest woman to ever live

@enchantedevergreen5329

3 жыл бұрын

All she ever wanted was a man to be there and show up.

@louloudaki_

3 жыл бұрын

(sorry for the unwanted musical reference but it fits) 🎶WELCOME TO THE RENNAISANCE🎶 (where everyone dies at age 30)

If my boyfriend doesn't propose by saying, "I'm hot. Will you marry me?" I will be very disappointed

@justsayingguy

2 жыл бұрын

y do you want he lie to you?

Jarvis is the only person who could make me care about this show

Imagine you're singing to the birds and twirling in the sunshine thinkin you're going to be playing live-action Snow White and then they tell you you're actually going to be *The Geriatric Bachelorette*

@dishadharmraj6986

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 you made me really laugh

@carinaraymond2

3 жыл бұрын

This comment needs a warning label!!! 😭☠️

@rustyhowe3907

Ай бұрын

💀💀🤣🤣

“And then there’s Jason, who has bottled up his emotions and talks about his past like he killed someone.” That’s basically JD from Heathers. Edit: holy sh*t holy sh*t holy sh*t holy sh*t holy sh*t holy sh*t holy sh*t holy sh*t holy sh*t! I've found my people.

@FirstnameLastname-zq4rt

3 жыл бұрын

oH no

@alexverdana2435

3 жыл бұрын

oH yes

@myefriend

3 жыл бұрын

more like the sous chef horst from ratatouille

@hamiltonandcats7274

3 жыл бұрын

his real name is jason dean too

@farateq

3 жыл бұрын

freeze your brain-

Jarvis: “Birds are chirping flowers are blooming” *Megalovania starts playing in the background*

Why does editing Jarvis look cooler than recording Jarvis

@ADHDandD

3 жыл бұрын

Why you gotta do my man normal Jarvis like that guy?

@atleastitried7739

3 жыл бұрын

@@ADHDandD im just saying

@Adrianaisjawsome

Жыл бұрын

Editing Jarvis has foresight.

"Who is Dale" "Why is Dale" "What's Dale's deal" As someone named Dale i feel so attacked right now...

@dib9003

3 жыл бұрын

Look at Dale's old j videos tell now, ex football player he has some things going on,I think you will be proud you share same name.

@creaturehands

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry, Dale. 😔

@cobbl3r

3 жыл бұрын

@@dib9003 I appreciate the thought but somehow I, a petite female who looks like she only weights 100 lbs went soaking wet, find it hard to see myself as a football player

@archanashreedhar5089

3 жыл бұрын

How are you, Dale ? Lol

@hkazu63

3 жыл бұрын

Same, I’ve never heard my name be said this much outside of like...King of the Hill.

speedrun is one word, cmon jarvis youre doin us dirty

@threeco2350

3 жыл бұрын

oh, thats explains why the title looks so strangely off

@westein1282

3 жыл бұрын

True. (Also, the "J" in Jarvis is capitalized.)

@nyarthecat8195

3 жыл бұрын

it changed

@redhotgaming9404

3 жыл бұрын

ayy my favorite speedrunner

@Animanatee

3 жыл бұрын

I really enjoyed your mirrors edge and doom eternal speedrun videos, keep it up man you make staying home bearable.

One of my favourite parts about your fanbase is that nobody makes fun of you for liking the bachelorette and we all mostly just watch your videos on it anyways

To be clear, when they filmed this, COVID tests were extremely scarce and even some hospitals didn’t have enough. But at least Clare (and her animal friends) throughly enjoyed getting tested!

The thing about Yosef is that he’s not entirely wrong when he says that Clare overreacted during that group date-because she did, and honestly she just comes off as really emotionally immature-and he’s completely within in his rights to be uncomfortable about the strip dodgeball date. (Because I feel like most of us were.) If he doesn’t think that their values align, that’s fine, but the fact that he becomes aggressively upset that Clare doesn’t immediately apologize to him and say, “You’re so right” is the part that’s gross. I see where he’s coming from in both of these instances, but he’s also a complete asshole so he loses all credibility.

@caithenry8429

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh I was so conflicted because his initial points were spot on, like you said, but then he blew up and made it all about her age and it overshadowed it. I think Kenny did a much better job at trying to hold Clare accountable for how she treated them.

@TheALV19

3 жыл бұрын

Claire immediately went off on him after he talked about be uncomfortable. She even went as far as making herself cry to make herself look like victim. Yosef is completely justifiably an asshole to her.

@vulbvibe

3 жыл бұрын

I mean when you sign onto the Bachelor/Bachelorette you sign up to be a sex commodity for house wives and gay men in exchange for social media clout and sponsorships. It’s like being a Back Street Boy. Yosef being defensive about it when he wasn’t even asked to do anything yet is weird. The producers hired him,producers set it up, of course they expect him to go through with it if asked.

@caithenry8429

3 жыл бұрын

@@vulbvibe I think it has more to do with the lack of consent surrounding the game and walk of shame. Clearly the guys were incredibly uncomfortable with it, and had the roles been reversed people would be appalled if this happened to women. Sexism is a two way street, and we should be equally upset when it happens to men as it does to women

@caithenry8429

3 жыл бұрын

@Jacinth Culmer to be honest this is the first season I've watched, that pillow fight sounds horrid. But just because women get paid less doesn't negate that yes, men can also be objectified

'i expected more from the oldest bachelorette' how many red flags we up to now?

@elbowsbuns1896

3 жыл бұрын

*checks notes* I lost count a long time ago

@Gwynhyvr

3 жыл бұрын

shoot, that makes two of us...

@d.tsukuyomi1869

3 жыл бұрын

Level: he is a red flag that acquired human form.

@serendipityyoonmin7039

3 жыл бұрын

Stopped counting, tbh

@kingblue1996

3 жыл бұрын

Idk but she did have alot of them to many to count

the bachelorette: the entitled man baby show??!! holy shit??? every single guy on this show from the video thinks they’re so entitled to her

Jarvis laughing at his own jokes is high quality precious content

I have a feeling that Dale and the “I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends” guy are related

@werdahd9166

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao yes

Why does Jarvis look like he's on a zoom call with his colleagues about his new business proposal?

@sierramelody3886

3 жыл бұрын

my mom just came in my room and apologized for talking because she "didn't know i was on a zoom call" lol

@stephanielopez8347

3 жыл бұрын

he just puts out that vibe

@evcotter08

3 жыл бұрын

@@sierramelody3886 that’s hilarious.

“Before Claire hits menopause, will she find love? Find out next time on The Bachelorette!”

“What’s one thing y’all don’t know about Dale?” “Nothing, because he doesn’t stfu” That had me rolling 💀💀

Dale looks like he hasn't graduated 3rd grade but is still incredibly smart.

@Babyteef

3 жыл бұрын

isnt it rude to point out a woman's age?

@dacool66

3 жыл бұрын

@@Babyteef what? Yeah. But what?

@vanadium8865

3 жыл бұрын

@@dacool66 Maybe they replied to the wrong comment

@kayladean597

3 жыл бұрын

@@Babyteef plot twist Dale is actually a woman

@pastillarojaacademia2047

3 жыл бұрын

@@Babyteef you lost? 😭

I hate Yosef too, but she made them play "strip" dodgeball. Men shouldn't be put in situations like that just as much as women wouldn't.

@ericadiane2687

3 жыл бұрын

while i agree, the producers more than likely set it up

@reilly4678

3 жыл бұрын

I was on his side until he was being aggressive and made it more like he didn't want his wife to be promiscuous like that (that is the vibe I got), if he had made an argument about feeling pressured to take their clothes off and objectification then sure but he made it about what is ok for a mother to do like ?? where did that come from lmao

@lauratroy13

3 жыл бұрын

@@reilly4678 also if you get on the show you already know the Bachelorette gets close to multiple men and kiss them. How is that surprising? If he's so against it why is he on the show

@reilly4678

3 жыл бұрын

@@lauratroy13 right if he wanted a tame submissive wife why would he sign up to be on the Bachelorette...lmao

@serendipityyoonmin7039

3 жыл бұрын

True. And while I understand his anger, the way went about the confrontation was completely unprofessional.

Bruh dale bouta walk into a high security military establishment bein like, i-i-i wrong door

I’m sorry but I did not come here for Bennett slander

@emilyd4469

3 жыл бұрын

Bennett saved the first half. He's just there to vibe and I'm here for it

@anglicusrose

3 жыл бұрын

Bennett spent every minute after his intro making up for that Harvard comment and he deserves our support *smacks table*

@caithenry8429

3 жыл бұрын

How could Jarvis not stan someone who's ultimate burn was saying that Dale looked like the snake from the Jungle Book?! I was in tears when he said that freakishly accurate statement!

@breekennedy3945

3 жыл бұрын

Me and my husband love Bennett. He’s a golden retriever of a man

@anglicusrose

3 жыл бұрын

@@breekennedy3945 he's truly the JPJ of the season

I want a lesbian version of the bachelorette, but those cowards won’t.

@seanshameless0

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I get what you’re saying and all but wouldn’t that make the show uncompetitive since y’know they have more options then just the bachelorette

@user-oj7np2ej1z

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanshameless0 that's just more drama then

@hyenaloaf1858

3 жыл бұрын

But with a much smaller percentage of the population to work with it will take forever to find enough people who are both very attractive and extremely unlikable

@user-oj7np2ej1z

3 жыл бұрын

@@hyenaloaf1858 ugh, why do all the lesbians have to be hot AND cool??

@elizabethbanks2074

3 жыл бұрын

The lesbian version would be over after two days. She’d hit it off with one of the girls, they’d start talking, move in together, and adopt a cat within a week of meeting.

You: *drops the H bomb* People: Oh, alright okay guy

20:04 "he's just showing up in places he's not supposed to be" I guess he was showing up for her, no wonder she chose him lmao

Dale breaks up with Claire What they expect: Nooo, I can't believe it! Reality: Oh No, Anyway Edit: I was right...

@gavhoffman3165

3 жыл бұрын

LOL TRUE

@c12486

3 жыл бұрын

bruh her name was on the screen like 60 times there's no i

@alli2448

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate🤣

@myefriend

3 жыл бұрын

@@c12486 ok

@LipSyncLover

3 жыл бұрын

Did dale break up with her already??

“He’s just showing up in places where he’s not supposed to be” Well that’s what she asked for innit

@rayfich

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Clare absolutely owes them an apology. Her comments behind the scenes show how disrespectful she was to the show. They came on here thinking they all had a fair chance when in reality that wasn't the case due to her being able to stalk the guys on social media. If she respected the show and the guy's time she wouldn't have done so. In the end she was given the opportunity to stalk these guys before due to a lag in covid and nowhere saying that she couldn't, because why would they? They are already usually isolated before knowing who the cast is usually. She disrespected the process of the show and came in with preconceived notions about the guys.

i disagree with some sentiments. claire was not giving the guys a fair chance after night 1. it was obvious that she was only thinking about dale and didn't give a shit about the other guys. she said she was always in the conversation with them but you could tell she wasn't. she would say constantly that she was only thinking about dale even on other dates. meanwhile it's day 2 and she's already decided it's dale basically. she would praise him for things the other guys were doing as well (5 men went over to comfort her immediately after the yosef situation and as soon as dale came over like 10 minutes later she cried in his arms and kept saying that because he came to check on her it made her feel better). she would let that one dude break rules (dm'ing her even though it wasn't allowed, coming to talk to her when he lost the group date) with no consequences. the guys could see all this and felt disrespected and honestly it's understandable. and that dodgeball group date was messed up. it was strip dodgeball and she had them strip down to jockstraps and walk home like that all the while clearly ogling them. if you watched the episode you could see most of the dudes felt uncomfortable doing the challenge. it was dehumanizing. if they were all on board then i would have no problem but they clearly were not all that comfortable. yosef...... while he went about it completely the wrong way and was a huge asshole, i agreed with most of what he said (in the first part of his spiel). he lost himself in the last half though and was just being an ass to be an ass. anyway i'm glad she's off and tayshia's coming in because she's great and from what i've seen so far she's actually giving these guys a chance. love her already

@TranshumanMarissa

Жыл бұрын

This comment is a year old, howevveerr.... what would giving the guys a chance accomplish? Attraction isnt fair, lol. like, IF she gave the guys a chance, but was already this infatuated with Dale, all that would happen is she would pick Dale, but like, after a lot of time wasting. Like, the whole point of giving people a chance is to figure out who has the edge, or to see if something deeper develops, but frankly, There would be a one in a million odds of one of the other guys somehow managing to push Dale out of her infatuation, even if she had given them all a truely fair shot, cause Dale already had one hell of a lead, and thats fine. Thats just how attraction works sometimes.

The "doctor said you are 100% clear" is funnier when you think theyre talking about STDs

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

It's also funny when you realise there are no other kinds of clear. "You are 96% clear!" is not a thing in either case.

me: never watched a single episode of The Bachelor or Bachelorette in my life also me: watches every single video Jarvis makes on The Bachelor or Bachelorette because I love ThE dRaMa

I went to school ( middle - high) with Ivan . He is so charismatic, funny and sweet guy to see him only be set as " one tone" was sad.

16:06 "Wait... Didn't you *lose?* " That absolutely fucking killed me! 🤣😂🤣😂

I can’t believe the new game show that Jarvis invented

@gavhoffman3165

3 жыл бұрын

LOLLL

@tacothealien9805

3 жыл бұрын

I sense a woooosh about to happen

@gavhoffman3165

3 жыл бұрын

@@tacothealien9805 wait jarvis didnt invent this show ur so dumb

@victoriawang1356

3 жыл бұрын

@@tacothealien9805 it appears you are a prophet

@birdie394

3 жыл бұрын

@@victoriawang1356 The prophecy is not fulfilled until someone says woooosh!

This doesn't make any sense but editing jarvis is hotter than regular jarvis

@ya_fbr

3 жыл бұрын

glasses

@pixiestxNyomouf

3 жыл бұрын

Me: Is it the glasses? Is it the beanie? Also me: Yes

@hellothere-bo7bn

3 жыл бұрын

it’s because he has glasses

@williamcoursey3885

3 жыл бұрын

It's called filters he's editing jarvis so that form of jarvis just makes himself hotter duh.(also I think editing jarvis doesn't like regular jarvis. Just a thought tho not confirmed.)

@frankeastbrook2530

3 жыл бұрын

No he is not

disappointed she didnt just burst into song like a disney princess by the way she was dancing and all the animals showing when it was announced she didnt have the virus

Jarvis is my only source of information on the bachelor/Bachelorette cinematic universe and I'm glad he is.

Bachelorette: We've come up with a system for you to FiNd LoVe with one of these 30 people... Claire: I've found love with one of the 30 people! Bachelorette: HOW DARE YOU blow up our show.

@emilytalerman3567

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah exactly idk why everyone got so upset she found someone so what it wasn’t a normal season

Jarvis with a beanie on looks like the one black guy they hire in silicon valley

@LordMangudai

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's Jarvis' actual backstory

@aworte3266

3 жыл бұрын

He was lol

Update: Clare and dale have broken up lmao

@spookyboy8127

3 жыл бұрын

genuinely I wonder if any bachelor/bachelorette relationship will have a 10 year anniversary

@victheimpa15

3 жыл бұрын

I think only one of the bachelorette couples out of all have lasted... Idk tho I don't watch that show lol

Good to see the reprise of that Danny clip

Fun Fact: Dale used to be a party city model. Claire is dating a former party city model, perfection.

@sponge7184

3 жыл бұрын

What's party city?

@windowsxp9477

3 жыл бұрын

@Sponge Donnelly It's a costume and accessory shop. Party City Models wear the costumes that Party City sells. Pretty funny that Dale's one too.

@empressoffortune904

3 жыл бұрын

@@elbowsbuns1896 nope. He was a taco.

@avocado8137

3 жыл бұрын

@@empressoffortune904 omg really XD

Jarvis saying "My butt loves it" is all I need to buy a wallet.

@gavhoffman3165

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@paprikaa117

3 жыл бұрын

It could work for a lot for different sponsorships

@westein1282

3 жыл бұрын

Just don't take it out of context.

@actionjackson3522

3 жыл бұрын

@@westein1282 Jarvis: This video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. My butt loves it.