"We won't do this or we quit" "Do it or your fired" Worst ultimatum ever.

@theoneandonlykawaiigoddess4821

2 жыл бұрын

Especially when there a job down the road that will pay me better and treat me better.

@oliverjudson1834

2 жыл бұрын

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@Mikustan39

Жыл бұрын

That’s what happens when the manager is an entitled brat.

@MasterGhostf

Жыл бұрын

Its incredibly stupid in fast food. Its a jump skip away to another job.

@T3n50r

8 ай бұрын

Being fired is a HUGE plus as opposed to quitting. You get severance and all that stuff, too. It's a no brainer at that point.

"I'm a fat kid who openly plays Magic the Gathering in highschool, hit me with your best shot, I have no shame" what a fucking chad

@cmanhanks1

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta appreciate the honesty!!

@marcelrobinson

3 жыл бұрын

That was a boss move

@thespicywolf8818

3 жыл бұрын

Funky

@mlee9118

3 жыл бұрын

Ok but us MTG players come in all shapes and sizes I’m a teeny tiny person who can’t scare a crow I’ve seen just about every type of player haha

@justsomedrunkdemon4159

3 жыл бұрын

Dam even my friend broom the god of destruction isnt as much of a chad as him

Quitting then coming back to order food from the same place to assert dominance. Classic power move.

@masansr

3 жыл бұрын

It's the ultimate idiot move. I imagine those burgers were tampered with beyond human understanding, and the frying oil was 80% piss.

@pg3drusty928

3 жыл бұрын

@@masansr LOL

@yotengo2807

3 жыл бұрын

@@masansr o

@friendlyneighborhoodhater

3 жыл бұрын

@@masansr thats superrrrrr illegal and theyre watched with cameras duh

@showregular111

3 жыл бұрын

@@friendlyneighborhoodhater bruh it's a JOKE

Rule one of being a fast-food manager, you're a fast-food manager don't act like you're paying your employees so well they can't afford to find a new job.

@mysticaltanuki5734

3 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to tell this to my old boss

@theoneandonlykawaiigoddess4821

2 жыл бұрын

This is now a quote I will quote to all food managers.

@Nyghtking

2 жыл бұрын

Also: even if a person desperately needs the job, there's a limit to what they'll do to keep it, you shouldn't have them working hard enough to have to ask the question of what their breaking point would be.

@oliverjudson1834

2 жыл бұрын

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@PunakiviAddikti

Жыл бұрын

What do McDonald's pay their employees anyway? Like 2 dollars an hour? I know the pay and working conditions are absolutely inhumane over there in the US because the labor laws are a total joke and nobody's enforcing them.

I love how OP got so angry over BS rules that he literally became a lawyer to fight corruption.

@Starman062

3 жыл бұрын

Fear’s a good motivator. But PURE UNADULTERATED HATRED IS THE BEST!

@tinyaxolotl9149

3 жыл бұрын

Ace attorney... literally ace attorney

@Boombringer236

3 жыл бұрын

@Chris George it always depends what kind of lawyer you are and you can decide which case you take

@Nerobyrne

3 жыл бұрын

@Chris George nah that would be capitalists. How do we know? They employ entire warehouses of child molesters 😎

@alexanderhenby1362

3 жыл бұрын

That's not good tea, that is fine wine

No, if a rifle is missing the entire base gets locked down until it's found. Those things aren't allowed to just go missing here and there 😂

@britt905

3 жыл бұрын

Good to know lol.

@trickyagent127

3 жыл бұрын

@@britt905 this

@Nastalas

3 жыл бұрын

no not in germany... special unit has a history with that now being investigated in the moment... maybe the story is over that

@theautisticartist9370

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nastalas we aren’t talking about Germany though.

@ahmedalfateh1824

3 жыл бұрын

what if the rifles never found in the base just a question

Boss: if you don't sign this write up you're fired! OP and his friends: understandable have a great day

@oliverjudson1834

2 жыл бұрын

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My girlfriend got in a car accident very early on in our relationship. It took a couple months but she finally was compensated because the other guy was at-fault. She wanted to go get another car, so I drove her to some dealerships and hung out and looked around. We got to one dealership and I started walking around, when all of a sudden the salesman asked me to come sit there with them. I just went and sat down, didn’t think much of it. He then started talking to me about what he was telling my girlfriend and started explaining all these things to me. I knew what he was doing so I said, “Oh hey man, I’m not the one to talk to. I have a car. She has the money and wants a car. Talk to her.” He got so uncomfortable and I just got up and walked away to look around again. A few moments later, as I expected, my girlfriend came and grabbed my arm and said we could leave. She was thankful that I stood up for her like that, and she felt disrespected by the salesman and refused to buy a car from them. She found one a couple days later somewhere else and the salesman wasn’t a massive asshole, so it was all good.

@KoriMasho

3 жыл бұрын

My husband and I were sitting in a dealership with our kids, and it was close to bedtime for the kiddos. So, while we were sitting there chatting with the salesman, he packed the kiddos up and took them home, leaving me at the dealership with the potential trade-in. The salesmen all zeroed in on me and turned into vultures. They got suuuuper pushy and sleazy. It took them just a moment too long to realize that, out of the two of us, I'm the asshole. I gave the whole team an ass-chewing for trying to take advantage of someone they thought didn't know anything about cars, loans, credit, or...anything. Walked out the door and never went back.

@oliverjudson1834

2 жыл бұрын

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@ItsMillerTime.23

Жыл бұрын

That's a normal thing. I've heard very similar stories before. From car and motorcycle dealers

This is why I don’t ever wanna work in customer service jobs again: your boss would rather overwork their good employees than hire more to help out!

@AxelWolfeCT

3 жыл бұрын

This is true. It’s also why I transferred stores. I was always left to run the electronics department by myself and I’d always get yelled at for not getting anything done. LIKE HOW THE F*CK AM I TO GET ANYTHING DONE WHEN I HAVE NO FREAKING HELP?!? So now I’m at a different store (same department as I like the electronics department) and I’m very happy. No more stress! :)

@RiveroftheWither

3 жыл бұрын

I once was made to work 10 days in a row at the 4am shift for Dunkin Donuts. They at least honored my overtime pay but I had to beg for a day off because I was about to drop dead.

@AxelWolfeCT

3 жыл бұрын

@@RiveroftheWither Oh wow, that sucks. I once had a similar experience myself, but I came in at my normal time around 1pm. They had given me almost a week off (not something I requested, just didn’t schedule me) and had me work ALMOST TWO WEEKS without a day off. Like why the heck am I being punished for something y’all did?!? This of course aired around the time I first started working for the retail store I’m working for.

@KillJoy_Since2017

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@CinderXiaoLong

3 жыл бұрын

This is a current mood Except I make too much to think about moving companies, and have no car to move locations

When will managers/supervisors/bosses ever learn, if you're treating your employees as shit you'll find your workplace at best understaffed or at worst you'll be left to do ALL THE WORK ALL BY YOURSELF!

@Starman062

3 жыл бұрын

@@-KingGanon da fuq

@TheCorrellRoyHD

3 жыл бұрын

This right here. These ppl need to remember theirs 1000s of other jobs to work at. Treat your emplyees on how "YOU" (managers and supervisor) would wanna be treated!

@-KingGanon

3 жыл бұрын

I have no clue why that stuff got typed I had before but I agree with this comment it’s harder for me to get work now because I have seizure issues that got to me very soon after college so not much so not much work experience and no one will hire me because disability or at least it seems that way

@dx1450

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I love the "I dare you to quit" attitude they give, as if there aren't other jobs out there.

@TheCorrellRoyHD

3 жыл бұрын

@@dx1450 Thats how my last job did when was affecting my mental health badly Im like "Ok, I quit"

Had a friend at 17 worked 4 shifts at huddle house kept calling his manager to get some help that never arrived. He called corporate and the rushed right over to relieve him. Turns out everyone just quit without telling my friend. The manager was fired because he was playing golf instead of getting someone to cover shifts.

@oliverjudson1834

2 жыл бұрын

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@waterflows2569

9 ай бұрын

Rare corporate W moments in these stories

Rslash: "Hey, has anyone seen our tank? Oh well." San Diego: "Umm..."

@kal-muzel875

3 жыл бұрын

Is interested What happened in san diego?

@jbplayzgamez8487

3 жыл бұрын

@@kal-muzel875 in San Diego there was a man who got a tank and destroyed lots of cars and other damages

@PliskinYT

3 жыл бұрын

​@@jbplayzgamez8487 Didn't they almost have the Guard deploy an apache to stop him? Or am I thinking of the Kill Dozer?

@kathrynesq8814

3 жыл бұрын

A police officer jumped on top of the tank when it temporarily got stuck on top of a concrete median barricade. The officer shot into the tank from the hatch and killed the guy.

@PliskinYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@kathrynesq8814 I just looked into it, yeah they shot him dead in the tank, but they did almost call the Marines to send a cobra after it but the guy got stuck on the divider

That last one where he teamed up with his wife against the salesman is the epitome of *COUPLE GOALS.*

@oliverjudson1834

2 жыл бұрын

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@tamekkaknuth9612

Жыл бұрын

Epitome of greatness not evil

Imagine how mad the teachers were when they tried to do everything for this kid to give up, but he just went harder and became a lawyer

@oliverjudson1834

2 жыл бұрын

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@LeafyLeafbloom

2 жыл бұрын

determination

I can imagine the look on the obnoxious manager's face dealing with orders, drive thru line, and preparing food orders by herself... SHOCK.... Must be a hectic day on her life..

In the US military, sensitive items such as weapons and explosives have a very specific paper trail and chain of custody.

@ScaryPanda97

3 жыл бұрын

Just because we know 10 pounds of C4 went missing last month in California, doesn’t mean we know where it is anymore

@brandonmcandrew4859

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm some things are well secured others not so much got to remember yes we have guns but we also have stuff like beds chairs and even mops that are military property and that stuff is not really secured

@wta1518

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonmcandrew4859 Why aren't the mops kept with the weapons?

@kiwihost4936

3 жыл бұрын

@@wta1518 Mops are the most dangerous weapon, obviously.

@wta1518

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiwihost4936 Exactly my point.

Boss: Quit Employees: Ok Boss: **Surprised Pikachu Face**

@Peter-mj5jz

3 жыл бұрын

you weren't supposed to do that

@moemuxhagi

3 жыл бұрын

This isn't how you're supposed to play the game

@colinburdett9950

3 жыл бұрын

tHaT’s ChEaTiNg

@xisplo725

3 жыл бұрын

Lol my boss did the exact same thing when I walked off sit and never came back

@annika5893

3 жыл бұрын

Pikachu face never gets old.

"If you don't like being treated unfairly, then quit" i mean, what do you expect them to do?

I don’t get why op in the dance story didn’t try to report the organizer for fraud.

@dx1450

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing... if they're charging $600 per person to put on an event, and then the event is canceled and they refuse to issue refunds, then that's pretty much a scam or fraud and becomes a criminal matter. You don't get to just say, "All that money went to putting on the event" and that's the end of it.

@thegrapetree652

3 жыл бұрын

@@dx1450 But OP should have just made a minor inconvenience on their credit score. 13:44. Why would you want to tell others about their thievery so they don't get stolen from?

The school might have won the lawsuit, but you still came out a winner! They had to abolish that stupid dress code, and you graduated from college with honors!

@dx1450

3 жыл бұрын

I guarantee that nobody at the school would have said a thing had the kid worn a Bush/Cheney T-shirt.

@richardabreu1468

3 жыл бұрын

Lost the battle won the war

@ThisIsMego

3 жыл бұрын

@@dx1450 OP DID mention a "selectively enforced" dress code so that seems highly probable. Especially in rural Texas

@edsloan8535

3 жыл бұрын

@@dx1450 Flip the script to 2020 and kids are getting the same treatment for wearing MAGA gear and no one does shit at any level to protect those kids rights. Hypocrisy at it's finest.

@dx1450

3 жыл бұрын

@@edsloan8535 I'm betting that they're not getting treated badly for wearing MAGA gear in Texas.

I worked at a nursing home as med aid on the grave yard shift. There was me and two other people and we worked a rotating 4 on, 2 off schedule which meant that I would work 2 days with one coworker and then 2 days with the other coworker and they did the same. Grave yard was a difficult shift as we were supposed to take care of the patients, clean the public areas of the facility, write up reports and a bunch of other things. We did our best but it was never enough. I forgot to mention that there were 70 patients there on average. We kept getting told off because we couldn't always get everything done because every night, there was only ever 2 of us working the grave yard shift. We had the other 2 shifts constantly complaining about us when they weren't getting their work done either and yet they were fully staffed. We finally got tired of it and I sat down and typed up "The graveyard letter". In it, we let management know everything that was happening there and told them that we wanted everything fixed or we were quitting as an entire shift. Then, we all signed it. We got a call at midnight on our next shift. It was our boss, wanting to work things out. That felt so good.

@IceVixenX

Жыл бұрын

It's all about the unity. I'm a nurse and when the hospital would try to pull some shady stuff with staffing and I got the other nurses to stand together and refused report, they miraculously found the help we needed. Doesn't work if only one person complains

The school be like:”we won but at what cost”

@omkarsangvikar4166

3 жыл бұрын

So can we say what did it cost? Everything

@ffadicto

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love victories that taste more like a defeat

@puppilull7830

3 жыл бұрын

Literally the meaning of pyrrhic.

@rileybishop3597

3 жыл бұрын

You won.......and you still somehow lost. Classic

@Samizouza

2 жыл бұрын

Basically winning the war but losing the battle

Way back in the army we had a pickup burn out accidentally. It was a golden opportunity to balance equipment as that truck had suddenly been full of every missing piece of equipment for the whole base. The truck and everything missing was written off as destroyed.

You can tell the boss went from a normal boss to being the ultimate karen boss

The op of the school lawsuit story should have sued again for retaliation/bullying/discrimination/etc. considering how they 'targeted' them afterward. If he had documented all of the events thoroughly that would have been a much harsher lawsuit and likely to succeed unless the school has the court in it's pocket somehow.

Military guy: *HAS ANYONE SEEN OUR TANK-*

@lizaalexeeva7009

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no. Anyway

@garlicbreadstick404

3 жыл бұрын

HEY HAS ANYONE SAW THE NEW ANTI-TANK GUIDED MISSILE WE JUST BOUGHT?

@ScooterBond1970

3 жыл бұрын

@@lizaalexeeva7009 🤣🤣

@raypitts4880

3 жыл бұрын

what do it look like could you find us one to see.

@enderfury2029

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, it's okay, that guy wearing a different uniform took it.

"do you guys wake up one morning and like where's our tank?" I beg you to look up the san diego tank rampage where a guy literally walked through an unlocked gate and stole a tank

@kaboom1035

Жыл бұрын

The soilder who parked it the day before: " Huh I thought that it was parked here. Did any of you move it?" The security who watched the guy take it: " No we thought that you went out to do a convoy drill. Should we tell our boss?" The guy who took the tank: " Okay full tank of gas, got ammo for the gun and a sandwich for me. We are ready to take some revenge."

fun fact: i find this more important than my spanish class

@anormalcorpus4804

3 жыл бұрын

Spanish or Vanish

@SiR_Froggo_III

3 жыл бұрын

@@anormalcorpus4804 guesss I’ll die

@bananathewolf5589

3 жыл бұрын

@@anormalcorpus4804 spanish

@Soylent2024

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, it really isn't 😅

@Bean-kh9cu

3 жыл бұрын

Same

You’re telling me that the career path of “professional malicious compliance” exists?

@armaggedon390

3 жыл бұрын

Time to get a law degree.

@1bendykat

3 жыл бұрын

@@armaggedon390 once upon a time I was pre-law, and discovered I was too opinionated for law school.

I think the last one with the car sales negotiation was a classic, textbook "good cop, bad cop". And the sales guy created that situation all for himself to "enjoy".

As a prior Soldier, I can honestly say not a single assault rifle has ever gone missing. It's hard for something to go missing that doesn't exist.

@gavinjenkins899

3 жыл бұрын

Weird, because there's like 5 other guys saying they are in the military talking about inventory rules etc in these very comments who reference assault rifles without skipping a beat. so... seems like they do actually

@tfivegames

3 жыл бұрын

Weird, because there's no such thing as an assault rifle. There are M4A1 Carbine semiautomatic rifles, M249 rifles, and semiautomatic handguns but I was never issued an assault rifle or any weapon that spontaneously assaulted someone.

@gavinjenkins899

3 жыл бұрын

@@tfivegames Yes there is. It's a colloquial term. There's also "no such thing as" a "monkey" either in formal biological taxonomy. Guess what though, people still use it and it still means something and monkeys still exist anyway. Just, instead of an exact geneological definition, it's "smallish primates that tend to steal my candy bars and have long tails probably" etc. An assault rifle, similarly, is a colloquial term meaning "a rifle that tends to be of the sort that would be useful for quick, aggressive, short-ish range assaults on things, which is generally long and powerful since you don't need to conceal stuff during an aggressive short assault". it's not a precise technical term, agreed.

@tfivegames

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavinjenkins899 ooohhh.... touche my friend

@jamesloll4601

3 жыл бұрын

Like your logic. No weapon has EVER assaulted anyone, it's the person BEHIND the weapon. So if I stab someone with a pencil does that make it an assault pencil? I just might stab myself with one in the leg so I could legit sell the world's first assault pencil on E-bay! I might sound a little nuts but I did assault myself with it! Who knows? I could make millions on a bidding war for the first assault pencil of it's kind!!! LMAO

With the first story that is exactly why you never do more than what is required of you always do the bare minimum not to get fired that way when you do something more than you usually do you get praised for it 😂

@velvety2006

3 жыл бұрын

I am a street sweeper with back issues because of this I only pick small trash. They put us in a training with a sweeping machine, they tried to get me to before one to 'get the experience and safety insight' I kept my leg stiff and refused on grounds that my back already had issues and I did not need that 'experience'. they gave up but I am not stupid if they know I can walk before a machine they are just gonna try to use me for that too and I don't want that.

@abrahamthebewildered1448

3 жыл бұрын

Strongly disagree. This mentality is why people don't get ahead. At the same time you mustn't be a pushover either. I always give 100% to my employer, and if they try to pull crap with me I make it clear to them that I can leave any time; I always make sure to have lots of savings. Working hard has always earned me lots of raises, and a "No nonsense" attitude commanded me respect. There are people you can't reason with unfortunately though, and that's fine. Leave and let them lay in the bad they made for themselves.

@samuelrussell7003

3 жыл бұрын

@Chris George exactly which is why you just do the bare minimum not to get yourself fired if it's not a high paying job and work your ass off on building a business outside of your job if that fails at least you still have a job to fall back on that's what I did I was working in a warehouse and absolutely hated it and knew for a fact it wasn't something I wanted to spend the rest of my life doing so I started off with a van doing jobs at night and weekends and it built up quickly so I brought another van and hired some more people got my truck license brought a truck quit my job and ain't looked back since I've now got 3 trucks 4 Van's and 12 employees

@samuelrussell7003

3 жыл бұрын

@Chris George I'd rather make my own money than to keep making someone else who has more than enough money even more money

@samuelrussell7003

3 жыл бұрын

@Chris George I'm 28 with a 3 bedroom home and 2 bedroom villa in Cyprus with a pool so I ain't doing to bad either I guess 🤷‍♂️

Had manager that told me she could "hire two kids at part time to fill your position..." I just told the next two kids that is how this store treats 15 year employees. They performed a "no call, no show", as did the next hires. Manager demanded to know what I was telling them. I told her, "YOU told them that!" She didn't work much longer.

I listen to rSlash as part of my morning routine. Now as a new parent, my infant and I listen to rSlash together in the mornings. Thank you for all the great stories rSlash!

@win_ini

3 жыл бұрын

**Breaking News: Local Potato Happy Today**

"Hey, has anyone seen our tank?" Check with Sabaton. They might have a spare you can use for the time being.

Some random rookie trying to get his M4A1 fixed: “Yo, where the F**K ARE ALL THE CHARGING HANDLES!?!!??”

Amazing that kid who became a lawyer is definitely going places, good job OP

Boss: "If you all don't sign the write up you will be fired." All the employees: "Bet"

The military story reminds me of a M*A*S*H episode where Hawkeye, as food service officer, discovers Klinger has stolen 50 trays from the 8053 because the 4077 was short. And yep, the problem gets kicked down the road when the next food service officer, Margaret, takes over.

@dx1450

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, I saw that one recently. And actually it became 75 trays after the 8053rd sent an MP to the 4077th to go find their missing trays.

Morning everybody! I hope you're having a great start to your day! (To the folks who are watching this in the afternoon or night, I hope you're having a great day/ great night! ♡)

@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber

3 жыл бұрын

Yes and no. Having a not-great day, but it's a little better after getting my daily dose of rSlash. Hopefully yours is better. :)

@hylian_princess

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber I'm so sorry! I hope things get better!

As a Marine I can tell you if a weapon or something serious goes missing usually the place will go on lockdown till that Weapon/Whatever serious is missing is found.

@Nerobyrne

3 жыл бұрын

makes sense. Can you tell me how shit like actual tanks can end up on black markets? I know it's very rare, but obviously it does sometimes happen. My personal guess would be they got captured during a battle, at least that's how ISIS got theirs according to some report I read once.

@Floridabummer

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nerobyrne One example is the UN Soldiers have multiple times abandoned post or there vehicles/weapons and ISIS would take the Vehicles/Weapons for themselves. The Iraqi Army as well was known for being very cowardly that they would abandoned there stuff very often. It would be very rare to see big countries gear on black markets like the United States. Not saying it doesnt happen but it is rare

30 years ago... Unlikely they had security cameras.... Yup those teenagers may have eaten justice burgers, but they definitely had spit in them after what they pulled 😂

@leefi1

3 жыл бұрын

I grew up in a resort town working at restaurants, no one that I ever worked with would tamper with food. Even when I worked in a chain burger joint, it was not something anyone ever talked about doing. Rude, demanding clients are just too common to hate enough to tamper with food just to get even with them. I'm sure it happens, but it is far less common than most people think it is.

@SeanQuinn4

3 жыл бұрын

@@leefi1 oh whole heartedly agree with you about workers & customers. This strikes me as an exception, after they threw a clearly petty manager under the bus, and managers from other stores were called in to cover, everyone on that line is pissed as hell to be there, so you don't think that, if ever there was an opportunity for food tampering to happen, this would be it?

@armaggedon390

3 жыл бұрын

@@SeanQuinn4 I guarantee the other managers yelled at the crappy one. So it's unlikely they would let her spit on the food. Though not impossible.

@jamesloll4601

3 жыл бұрын

Even so, even knowing it. STILL had to be some of the best tasting burgers EVER. When you know your part of the best honestly working your ass off earnestly, betting that second hand kiss from that manager is STILL ever sweat revenge. Still though she'd be the ONLY one, the rest of the managers pulled from other stores ARE HATING her GUTS TOO! She made this problem!😘

My dad worked for the Post Office and one day he came home with this OMG kind of story. Earlier that day, one of the managers had come around and told my dad that he needed him to cover another route because the manager had to send several carriers to another station. My dad's like fine and does it, all the while wondering what's going on? Sending carriers from one station to another is something the Post Office almost never does. He gets the chance to talk to one of the carriers that went to the other station and here's what went down. It seems that a manager and a carrier at the other station had been arguing over something. It ended with the manager going on the intercom and basically threaten to kill the carrier. Well the carrier went to his shop steward (union rep) and says "I don't feel safe being here. I'm going home." and leaves. When the manager made the threat, he didn't mention who he was going to kill, so ALL the carriers felt threatened. Every Single Carrier goes to the shop steward and basically says the same thing, "I don't feel safe here. I'm going home." Now they have a station with no one to deliver the mail! The station manager calls downtown (the main office) and all hell breaks loose. Postal Inspectors (which are like Mail Police) show up, big wigs from downtown come in and everyone is scrambling to find carriers from other stations to come over. Needless to say, the manager that started the whole thing lost his job.

"Has anyone seen our our box of frag bombs" Commander one month later "Recount"

@tonybeaumont8289

3 жыл бұрын

*scratching head* "anyone seen that nuke we had laying around?"

@castperthewolf3426

5 ай бұрын

Oh, we found that...mostly. *Yells over the intercom* Has anyone found the God Damn Uranium Yet!?

The free pass was a very kind gesture from the organizers.

The inventory story: Batteries, tools, light, toiletries, stuff like that....goes missing pretty regularly. Explosives and firearms....no; that stuff is heavily regulated and monitored.

5:15 you severely underestimate how much the military pays for common items. Its very possible the stuff going missing were more common items that weren't meant for warfare.

Military equipment like tanks, Jeep's, weapons etc, are often "lost" on purpose by soldiers because it's a lot cheaper to count it as a lose than another thing to pay for

@richewilson6394

3 жыл бұрын

I heard the same story on dark fluff and they said that somebody had made off with a tire jet engine

Welcome to r/good. Today we will listen to another really good episode from rslash.

"No one notices if a crate of ammo is lost in transit or a few grenades are skimmed off the inventory." Smuggler in Mass Effect

As a former fast food grunt, that first story brought tears of joy to my eyes.

good morning y’all!

@Mr.Finklebottom

3 жыл бұрын

Gm

@tomikun8057

3 жыл бұрын

its 9:04pm

@eugene1o01

3 жыл бұрын

Gm

@-castus-

3 жыл бұрын

It's 15:12

@jonassvensson59

3 жыл бұрын

It's 14:15

OP: "a nuclear missile has gone missing." Boss: "just re-do the inventory."

@philiprice7875

Жыл бұрын

OP: "a nuclear missile has gone missing." Boss: "just re-do the inventory." later on OP "redid it boss found it but we have 2 more missing now

My husband, a former Marine, once told me that the most common tool to go missing in his shop were the files, hardened steel with the long tang type. The guys would make knives from them and sell them. Although, he did say afterwards that it would be only the broken files... but I don't believe they were all broken..

@philiprice7875

Жыл бұрын

or "this file has a tooth missing, lets right it off"

thinking of that first story reminded me of working at a fat food place and the entire night crew walked out and left me to clean up on my own. then I at 3 or 4 in the morning after working 12 hours without a break pretty much I left, then the manager tried having a go at me for not cleaning up well enough

"has anyone seen our tank? oh well." rslash 2021

I love doing my school work listening to your viedos

@riverstorm1536

3 жыл бұрын

I can't listen to my phone during school (which is sad scene I do better lissning to music or this guy) but I have free time rn Soo yee

"Do things like that just go missing in the military?" M8 you don't want to know how many answers that question has...

@philiprice7875

Жыл бұрын

joke from stargate by O'Neil "please the CIA have lost entire country's)

It’s very hard for HE’s to go missing they are kept in a fort within a base with double security. Sounds like he was a supply shop worker and got his command removed through a meritorious mass

@philiprice7875

Жыл бұрын

watch top gear with Randolth Fienes he was in the SAS and blow up a dam as a favour for a friend, asked how did he get the HE out of the base he replied "i put it in my pocket"

Perfect to listen to while fishing

@uncle3403

3 жыл бұрын

I want to go fishing rn

Anyone notice that rSlash has veen posting 1 hour earlier than normal for this week?

@alistercat

3 жыл бұрын

It's the time change. In a lot of US states, the time went back an hour recently. It sucks because you lose sleep. I'm still exhausted. Waking up at "6" is actually like waking up at 5.

@Frostfern94

3 жыл бұрын

I did! I was confused because like ?? when? UK time change is later

@athenagreen5390

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I forget other countries don't do time change.

@RileyWrites2112

3 жыл бұрын

Daylight savings time started this week in the US.

@Yumi_Jay

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in the Pacific Northwest in the United States which he always post at 6 AM for my time zone. Its a different story for Arizona because they don't do daylight savings. Because of Daylight Savings the time zone is different. I think other countries do it but they don't do it at the same time we in the States do it.

Am in the military and am in charge of my shop's "special inventory." I can tell you with 100% confidence that it actually is stuff like specialty screwdrivers. It's torque wrenches and drivers. It's rubber gasket spreaders and fiberscopes. It's drain tubes and fuel hoses. Stuff we have to use sometimes, but not often enough to have them assigned to a tool box.

Surprising stuff can "disappear" from inventory. Many years ago, I worked for Shell Oil and one of our guys would visit Nigeria quite often. He had a "fixer" (very necessary to get things done there) and would take him presents such as crisp cotton shirts (besides the cash that went his way) whenever he made a visit. One visit the fixer told our guy that he had something that had appeared because of "a mistake in the stock taking". Our guy went along with the fixer to a hangar to see a large container in which there was a _Pratt and Whitney jet engine!_ He had loads of stories about life out there including such as the "company car", an East European model with heated seats - because of the harsh winters they get in Nigeria...

I clicked so fast that I scared myself

@win_ini

3 жыл бұрын

**Local Potato **-Happy-** Clicked So Fast He Scared Himself Today**

I love starting my mornings with Rslash

Rslash doing malicious compliance on my birthday?? What a great start!!!

I would have complained that the fries were too greasy and ask if the grease was properly filtered and emptied... 🤣

The last supper has nothing on OP going back to their old work for dinner!

Yes, while uncommon, Yes There have been times where Grenades, assault rifles, Ammo, helmets, gas masks, ect. can go missing. Even Vehicles can go missing from time to time. While Grenades and assault rifles are the rare of the rare to go missing. it has happened. The More common item to go missing more often then others is Gas Masks being that if they were taking, it is a very quick flip to sell them. alot of the time, items arent missing in first place, just a miscount, or was not logged when it should have been.

9:10 It's called a Pyrrhic victory. The school technically won but the cost and ultimate outcome was essentially a loss anyway. The classic example is you win the battle, but it costs you so much manpower and materiel that you lose the war because of it.

@samuelding7854

3 жыл бұрын

Nice explanation

Don’t fret! Weapons, grenades, etc., are in the Infantry and guarded heavily! NOTHING goes missing from “The Toy Store”. Those guys know their inventory at all times. I’ll admit, a few times I was a bit disappointed that they were so good at their jobs! 😂😂😂

@win_ini

3 жыл бұрын

-Toy Story- **The Toy Store**

Good morning everyone, hope you're hydrated!

@eugene1o01

3 жыл бұрын

Gm I hope you are hydrated too

@sevade5600

3 жыл бұрын

No me thursty

@gg-pv1do

3 жыл бұрын

@@sevade5600 Have some water. ಠ_ಠ

@sevade5600

3 жыл бұрын

@@gg-pv1do no

@gg-pv1do

3 жыл бұрын

@@sevade5600 Aight, then have some juice or a milk.

mmm, nothing like an rslash video while i work on assignments

@shivangiparekh4980

3 жыл бұрын

Ohh I should have done that 🤦

That school is the epitome of "Won the battle, lost the war"

Story 1: Bold of them to come back for that victory meal, and trust that none of the managers did anything to their food.

If you write a college entrance essay about how you got suspended for fighting for your free speech in grade school, thats how you get into college.

Everyday before work, I lay in bed listing to your videos. Always makes me feel ready to go through the day!

Friend of mine was in the Marines and his unit was assigned to the motor pool... although a Corporal, he was the highest ranking member of his unit, and so he was put in charge until a Sargent could be assigned to take his position. Well, he noticed right away that more than half of the vehicles on the list just weren't there. So he printed up several sheets and handed them out and ordered them to look around, if they find a vehicle on the list that were to take it... not ask... just take it and bring it back. He had no lest that 4 officers come to him and demand that he return 'their' vehicle, so he pulled down the list and said - "Sorry, sir. Says right here this vehicle is in our motor pool, and only the Sargent is authorized to sign them out." - In the military, paperwork trumps orders.

@raypitts4880

3 жыл бұрын

paper work beats rank as well if it can be worked.

Who would threaten to fire someone that threatened to quit? That's the smoothest brain idea ever.

I now know what a pyrrhic victory looks like.

These videos are always awesome to listen while in VR as it’s something I can just listen to. Great content! Keep it up!

@unokitsune

3 жыл бұрын

How does VR work anyhow?

@propandapower7633

3 жыл бұрын

Ooh cool

@raul-aurelianserban8295

2 жыл бұрын

aww I wish I had vr or legs that aren't in casts becauze my feet became bent because idk

The high school story shows the perfect mindset. If you can't live a good life because of those around you, live a good life to spite those that demean you.

13:47 i thought the same thing, "why not just to a charge back? " but for most credit companies i think you have a 2-3 month time frame

Within 10 seconds, I dont have an addiction what do you mean?

The first story perfectly illustrates the importance of worker’s rights and the power of collective action. This is why unions are a good thing.

I was in the Australian Army and we used to trade our issued eating utensils with American forces on international exercises for everything from uniforms to K-Bar knives. So yeah, could be literally anything if the OP is American.

"Hm... Could have sworn the tank was around here somewhere..."

Day 26 of telling him he's making everyone day better

@storiesrgreat9837

3 жыл бұрын

Day 26 of u speaking the truth

@bugatti7760

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, whenever I have a tough time, he enlightens me with these stories.

@fish3340

3 жыл бұрын

You're doing a good job, lad.

@sevade5600

3 жыл бұрын

Day 26 of you lying

@jefffoo6891

3 жыл бұрын

@@sevade5600 haha if you think I'm lying honestly you wouldn't mean much cause I know im at 26 and you? Saying me lying is just funny

Just gunna...watch this in class- 😗

As a person who had two relatives who worked for the military for 43 years put together, it's a criminal offence, if dangerous items were stolen by the one or more of the people who worked there. No matter if they're still in bootcamp or higher up. If items that are highly dangerous that went missing from the inventory, that would've become high priority to figure out who were the culprit(s), charge and/or jail them and dishonorably discharged them.

I was loving the first story right until the time they came back and ate at the same restaurant. If you were that brazen enough to eat there, the managers would have been brazen enough to spit, piss, or shit in your food. They would get away with it because they could say that you did it for revenge or that you were lying. If I was a judge, I could definitely believe that as previously fired employees you came back just to cause problems.

The school in the third story apparently never heard of Tinker v. Des Moines

@dx1450

3 жыл бұрын

I guarantee they'd have never said a thing had the kid worn a Bush/Cheney T-shirt.

5 seconds ago? Let's go!

This first story makes me so happy

What an awesome victorious story and you became a lawyer!!

2 minutes ago? Never been this early or I must be tripping because it is 11pm. I may need to submit my vibe check to see if I am vibing or not.

The last time I was this early I was being born!

@chriscarpenter3370

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

Imagine the guy who wanted a burger and got left mid order Guy: I'll take a cheeseburger with extra cheese and pickles C:ok so extra pickles and cheese.. Anything else Guy:Yes I'll have a drink of coca cola C: ok thats- Op: Ok were fired CMON LADS LETS BLOW THIS JOINT C: *puts arms behind head* ight im out Guy: wut

Never, Ever, Ever, say these words unless you are prepared to and can handle the fallout. "If You Don't Like It You Can Leave" It will never end well for you

@win_ini

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

Wow, I don't think I've ever been this early to a video. I didn't even get the notification for it.