“You can’t dress like a whore when your father is in the house.” Heard that before and it’s so creepy.

@lexis3788

3 жыл бұрын

Yea I mean... normal people shouldn't be bothered to have the father of their own kids see them in short clothes. What the hell is wrong with that mother?

@SRosenberg203

3 жыл бұрын

@@lexis3788 Her assumption is that the only thing preventing her husband from being a pedophile is a layer of clothing.

@RonaldMoreira123

3 жыл бұрын

@@SRosenberg203 well she was 22 so he wouldn’t be a pedophile, just very very creepy

@SRosenberg203

3 жыл бұрын

@@RonaldMoreira123 Oh good point, I missed that. But yeah, still fucking gross

@socksman9968

3 жыл бұрын

Alabama: "I don't see anything wrong with this"

"Does anyone else ever get the feeling is the best way to get promoted to manager is to just be a terrible person and stop caring about your fellow human beings?" You just described the plot to Office Space

If someone interrupts my sleep schedule for stupid stuff, the only logical thing to do is to return the favor. 4am wake up call because I thought I saw a spider in the kitchen? Better believe I'm doing it. Don't mess with my sleep

@BVBGirl-3313

3 жыл бұрын

Have you see the lady come out with pots saying...i aint got not sleep cuz of you now you wont get on sleep cuz of me 😂😂😂

@MaryTheresa1986

3 жыл бұрын

That was my first thought. OP should spend the next few weeks aggregating her mother as much as possible before going NC after her move. Actually, she'd be better off staying with her bf, friends or other family until she moves into her new place.

@cybercat29

3 жыл бұрын

And do that wearing that nightgown 😈

@SaikiKFann

3 жыл бұрын

@@BVBGirl-3313 I love that video I watch it religiously

@whatbear3804

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind :) try to do that to me one day

The story about the mother barging into a sleeping person's room astounds me. How can the mother be THAT clueless? When I started working overnights, my mother (who works from home) did everything she could to keep the house quiet for me. Even when guests were around, she politely informed them of my schedule. Can't thank that woman enough.

@franceseguren1313

3 жыл бұрын

When I worked nights, my mother even let me sleep in HER ROOM because it was darker than mine. Man, I miss that woman...my biggest fan, bar none!

@voodoo1viperonstation98

3 жыл бұрын

H

@TheKillerqueen40

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a shift worker, so my schedule is VERY haphazard. My mother and sister are 99% of the time great about it. My father, the only other shift worker in the house is AWFUL. Wakes me up on purpose, makes a cacophony, all that. You can guarantee that if I did that while HE was sleeping, I'd get my head bitten off. 🙄

@ahstiasummers5583

3 жыл бұрын

I have a mom who thinks (or used to think, it took years to get her to stop), that because she's my mom she doesn't need to respect my privacy

@izzy642

3 жыл бұрын

awesome lady hope you and her are doing well :3

Mom: "WHY DO YOU HATE MEEEE?!!!" Me: "Can't imagine why."

@diabolik8684

3 жыл бұрын

If I had been that girl I'd have woken my mom up just before going to bed

@tophat3157

3 жыл бұрын

Mom: "How could this Happen to me!!! I was a butthole! My daughter hates me, she slammed the door... In My Face! I just gotta say...How Could this Happen to ME!!!!"

@EliIsDumb

3 жыл бұрын

@@tophat3157 i made my mistakes

@tophat3157

3 жыл бұрын

@@EliIsDumb my daughter's on the run!

@jamesnorman9160

3 жыл бұрын

"Gee, maybe because you're a raging narcissit who can't respect boundaries? Also, when I move out don't expect me to ever call again. (hopefully)."

"We're gonna email a company to annoy them." But why? "Cos I pay in candy." SOLD!

@subhanjawad4666

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@pinklove1924

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah I would done that and I am 16 pay me in candy and I will do anything the teacher ask especially if it’s for a good cause. I mean nothing illegal to even get me to do something illegal you will have to bribe me in cold hard cash

@Ryvaken

2 жыл бұрын

When I was a sub, that was my strategy. "Okay guys, I'm Mr. Ryvaken, I'm here to keep you from killing each other for the next hour." *thud* "And this bag of candy is what I plan to bribe you with. Any questions?"

@PaddySnuffles

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh I wouldn't even need to be paid to do this, lol

@lordgino2006

Жыл бұрын

You got me at annoying a company

That mom about the whole nightgown thing was acting INSANE. Like jeez that’s a bit much.

If I worked late shifts and my mom refused to stop waking me up early anyway. I would be a lot less quiet coming home from work at the end of the day. I would full on barge in to her room, shake her awake and go "I just wanted to make sure you knew I got home safely. Good night."

Regarding the girl moving from home, I had similar stories where I wasn't even allowed to have a room, after I left everyone just changed their tone even though they "couldn't possibly understand why" I left.

@Santi._.403

3 жыл бұрын

My girlfriend is in that same boat, and she’s told me numerous times that when she leaves, she’s not looking back, and having met her family I support that decision.

@cybercat29

3 жыл бұрын

You wonder how to get idiots like that to realize that it was the way they were treating that person was the reason 🤔

@Xandypn

3 жыл бұрын

@@Santi._.403 I hope she does, it's going to be hard, so she will need you more than ever.

@Santi._.403

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xandypn I know, I’ve already let my family know as well and they support us. Thanks.

@SkylerLinux

3 жыл бұрын

They never do

Mom: "WHY DO YOU HATE MEEE?!" Me: "You don't listen and let me sleep!"

Regarding the United manager: Let him be the way he is. The Management forgets, but the workers don't. People like him disappear from the face of the Earth on a daily basis.

@guzooka1

3 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised the dude who tore his shoulder didn’t sue them, well maybe he did but lost

@chanterelle483

3 жыл бұрын

@@guzooka1 Or maybe he had no money for lawyer. But shouldn't worker's union cover it?

@blacksumma9569

3 жыл бұрын

All it takes is someone with the ability to sue and he’s gone . Money talks

@theautisticartist9370

3 жыл бұрын

@@blacksumma9569 money really shouldn’t talk that big :/

@randomaccount8020

3 жыл бұрын

@@theautisticartist9370 unfortunately it does, but it can be used for good causes

I didn't even tell my folks that I had moved out. I went across the country to "visit" a boyfriend. That was 7 years ago. Best decision ever

There are three things rSlash does that will never not be funny: *1.* Pronounce abbreviations like “kbps” as “kibibups” *2.* Use his old lady voice *3.* Shout from across the room when someone in a story is shouting

@theplayer4664

3 жыл бұрын

using the old lady voice he does that when hes reading something said by karen its to show how awkward they sound i guess not to be funny

@maieen2665

3 жыл бұрын

@Nathan Knight *she, and that is correct

@ohheylads

3 жыл бұрын

I can hear every single one of these 😂

@ohheylads

3 жыл бұрын

@Nathan Knightmy guy got so embarrassed he deleted the reply lol

@TrixityMcLight

3 жыл бұрын

I had to go back to listen if he actually said kibibups. :'D

The first story of the math teacher is extremely wholesome. She was willing to make learning fun as she completely owned the company they were using.

@mestupkid211986

2 жыл бұрын

I have a strong suspicion that company is called "McGraw-Hill"

@IndigiAutisi

2 жыл бұрын

@@mestupkid211986 idk , I use Aleks for school and it's pretty good I am finally passing my math classes with an A now lol

@JTguitarlessons

2 жыл бұрын

You internet people that use "wholesome" to describe stories are weird.

@benjaminmiller80

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if that company has rebranded to Cengage... thats the online stuff we use but its not as bad as it is in the story so if its the same they have definantly gotten better

@SupraShade

2 жыл бұрын

@@JTguitarlessons uhh whos gonna tell em theyre on the internet?

The mom from the naked story sounds an awful lot like my mother...who is a narcissist. When the Op moves out they should go no contact with her until if and when she changes her behavior.

@npdabuserecoverydiscussion714

2 жыл бұрын

The mother is a narcissist. My mother acts like that too- NPD

@SerenaSilverMoon

2 жыл бұрын

So never then? OP will be Dobby, FREE!!!! DOBBY IS FREE!!!! Yes, a VERY big narcissist among other things.

@g_rub1950

Жыл бұрын

@@npdabuserecoverydiscussion714 it must be so easy to just blame everything on other people. take your meds you miserable loser diagnosing everyone but yourself

i once worked night shifts while living with my dad. he would come and wake me up every morning telling me i was lazy because i was sleeping in the day. at one point, i got fed up with him and decided to call him on my breaks, lunch and go wake him up when i got home. my sleep was never disturbed again.

@gentarofourze

3 жыл бұрын

The 2nd place I lived after I left home (well 3rd if you count a few months in student dorm) there was a guy who did night shifts, the guy parked his cheap ass motorbike at the back of the house right outside my bedroom window and leave around between 10pm-midnight depending on his shift and return around 6 or 7am each day so I couldn't sleep before X time and was always woken at Y time, and on top of that on his days off he put his tv or music so loud it would wake me and he would laugh at me and just say that I was unemployed so had had no right to complain as I can sleep when I want, but no matter what time of day if I so much as made a noise he would come out of his room and shout abuse at me for being "loud" I couldn't even open my door without him complaining then I got a job and I was doing shift work and on top of what he did before I told him I was doing shift work and could he be quieter, his words "its not my fault you don't work a normal 9-5 job, why should my life be impacted, you should move out"

That company really tried to tell that teacher that she was too old for this shit

@lonelyronin2428

3 жыл бұрын

You're never too old to deal with bullshit. Or to stop said bullshit.

@wheatus6326

3 жыл бұрын

unless your over 115 years old cus then your a dead corpse

@Simon_PieMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@wheatus6326 but older people usually know the difference between your and you’re.

@randomcommenterheredontmin4390

3 жыл бұрын

and then in return, he had people who were young enough to know their shit call them out on their shit

@SerenaSilverMoon

2 жыл бұрын

It would of been REALLY funny if the teacher was in her 40's and they said that. Like "OK, then I'll send in your future bosses to set you straight. LOL MWAHAHAHA FEAR THE TEACHER!!!!" 🤣😂👹😈

The dentist one, I so think she just wants to get it for free by saying “the dentist ruined my teeth I’m not paying”

@cybercat29

3 жыл бұрын

I second that and agree with you 💯

@Ragehunger

3 жыл бұрын

Not uncommon for Karens to pretend that they know better than actual professionals. It's a sort of superiority complex that they use to make people appear incompetent and expects to be treated like royalty in return. It's how they were raised to perceive the world, after all.

@NinjaFlibble

3 жыл бұрын

that is what the world has, unfortunately, come to; "screw the other guy and take care of yourself only"

@octo_mommy7276

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe she had a bad experience at some point? I've been seriously botched by a dentist before. Not fun.

@NinjaFlibble

3 жыл бұрын

@@octo_mommy7276 I can understand. When my mom was a kid, she was at the dentist who I think poked her too hard or something that hurt with one of their tools so she bit him and he hit her (this was in the 60s). To this day, she doesn't like going to the dentist. She'll do it, but she doesn't like it.

"my intestines decided to stop working " I'm sorry what

@liamzakhaev

3 жыл бұрын

turns out stress can cause multiple forms of organ failure

@bigmidge3098

3 жыл бұрын

I know right?

@jamesnorman9160

3 жыл бұрын

Considering how much of a butthole Jim was, I'm not surprised poor OP went through that.

@asmith8692

3 жыл бұрын

I actually had that happen due to dehydration. Water wouldn't leave my stomach and I was vomiting it up. They had to put me on a saline drip to get my digestive system working again.

@6Zarlem9

3 жыл бұрын

Mental stress causes LOADS of very real physical issues. Simply brushing it off or bottling it up doesn't help either.

"Because that's what everyone wants, more dentist appointments." Me nodding my head exaggeratingly: "With a family history of gum disease and no dental insurance, I would kill for dental. (Not that I don't do my best to take care of them myself.)"

@MadameChouette800

3 жыл бұрын

Teeth problems can lead to some many other trouble. We have health care in Canada but it's not even on it. It's so ridiculous.

@cybercat29

3 жыл бұрын

@@MadameChouette800 Hopefully that will soon change 🙏 ❤🇨🇦

@drawoflife8238

3 жыл бұрын

Just saying for myself, the last time I was having for like 3 000$ I'm in Canada to redo in my mouth, and now just let me say I got on each side a hole in my teeth in the back of my mouth that make difficult to eat sometime

@13BGunBunny

3 жыл бұрын

@@drawoflife8238 In America we say $3,000. Just saying.

@Yes-to5ji

3 жыл бұрын

In Australia the main hospitals have surgeon dentists so they can perform emergency dental via ambulance and if your unable too pay the hospitals have charity funds for you!

Teacher: Okay class, for today’s math lesson, we are going to take down a company! Kids: Yaaayyyy!

@theplayer4664

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@GP27373

3 жыл бұрын

That teacher was 🔥🔥🔥🔥 😂 We need more of them these days.

@jaybird8899

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like an assassination classroom line.

@alisonlaett9625

3 жыл бұрын

that was my absolute favourite!

@moami1031

3 жыл бұрын

Take down the company. Take down the company. Let's make them Pay for an eternity.

Kbps: *exist* R/Slash: *kibibips*

@TheTehroar

3 жыл бұрын

He makes me laugh every time kbps, mbps and gbps show up.

@edkroketje1

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTehroar Every video I hope those terms won't be in it, because it pains me to hear him say it like that...

@MGlBlaze

3 жыл бұрын

I'm torn between it being hilarious and infuriating. I suspect that's exactly the point, though.

@DeathProductions200

3 жыл бұрын

@@edkroketje1 wait till we get tbps or even pbps in the future. If he is still doing this by then, I will shoot myself if he says it similarly

@Matsubusa69

3 жыл бұрын

The return of the kibibips!

The nosy mom situation I would've handled a bit differently. I would've gone to my parent's bedroom at 2:30-3:30AM the night after every time she'd woken me up in the morning. First to tell her: "I'm thinking about going to bed now." Then 15 mins later: "I'll start to get ready for bed now" And finally 15 mins later again: "I'm going to bed now"

@kennethohnemus3192

2 ай бұрын

And then 20 minutes later you go back and tell you can't sleep LOL

From my experience being a terrible human being is a prerequisite of being a manager. I'm pretty sure during the interview they ask if you've ever bullied anyone in school, if you answer yes they hire immediately.

@mavis4801

3 жыл бұрын

@@wildfangsilco6365 I believe the official term is busy work. It's were the manager pretends to look busy but is in fact not doing anything at all. The more useless graphs and posters you can make the higher you will go. Along with how many of the peons you can punish for the crime of being human.

I don't know why, but I find the way this guy pronounces kbps infinitely hilarious.

@minna5910

3 жыл бұрын

Kibipers

@divyanshpathak8804

3 жыл бұрын

Kibipers mumbps gibabips

@scmontgomery

3 жыл бұрын

His mbps is also gold

@DanPDGyt

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like he said kabepis

@chrisdehart4292

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was going crazy the first time he said mibipibups. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me

'United Blairlines' Hm, I wonder what company they could possibly speaking of....

@shadowman7307

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm... no idea, I'll just guess it's Qantas.

@merelymeepsheep2614

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowman7307 Nah dude, its Aer Lingus for sure.

@Hellion421

3 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing that's also a reference to a bit John Mulaney did 😂 kzread.info/dash/bejne/X5Wb0KWrmMSznag.html

@61rampy65

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking Braniff.

@ninjabluefyre3815

3 жыл бұрын

Delta

with that "why do you hate me?" statement i got flashes to my last conversation with my mother when she demanded to know why i was being so mean for her AFTER she had told me to lie to my father in attempts to manipulate him.

In America, the fastest way to promotions IS by being a terrible person. Companies don't care about employees, they care about income. Hence why you don't stay at a company for more than 5 years now. You work there till someone else offers you more money then you dip.

@BlackRose-hm7im

3 жыл бұрын

@@sportsdata3997 it's true bro

@jld12er30

3 жыл бұрын

@@WellPreparedTreeFrog he did? i didnt notice so i have no idea

@jamieodonnell8344

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously America, this is why Canada and New Zealand are LAUGHING at you.

@suspendedresolution

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamieodonnell8344 There's many reasons why everyone is laughing at America. Honestly a lot of people here are laughing at us too because America is such a joke now.

12:18 That’s an actual business plan called the “Dilbert Principle”. It’s an extreme variation of the Peter Principle which is basically: You have two employees up for a promotion, one that is an asset to that current position and one that is kind of meh. You promote the meh one because it will cost more to replace the asset. The Dilbert Principle is the same situation, but you move the meh employee to management because that is where they can do the least amount of damage to a company and will be watched by their supervisors.

@buccaneerbrawler

3 жыл бұрын

@@jld12er30 that is the usual response

I was a scout and exploring leader for 10-15 years. We couldn't believe how late kids and parents could be. After a while if we needed to be on the road by a certain time we'd just tell everyone we were leaving an hour to an hour and a half earlier than we planned and people were STILL late.

@LeonieJMerry

3 жыл бұрын

That’s so tough. My initial response is to just leave without them and hope they learn their lesson. But ultimately the lateness is probably the fault of the parents, and the ones getting punished would be the kids 🤷‍♀️

@Hawk1966

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeonieJMerry Exploring was older kids, 14-18 (21) many of our kids had their own cars. But yeah, I blamed the parents. We couldn't leave without them, unless they were really late. This was mostly before cell phones and we didn't want to leave kids stranded. A lot of kids got dropped off, literally, pull over, out the door, bye! We had parents drop kids off in the middle of blizzards and take off leaving us to get them safely home when we had canceled the trip.

If you need a "lock" for any door, just make a wooden wedge and hammer it into the crack in the door.

@jaybird8899

3 жыл бұрын

Unless your door is a folding door, or beaded curtain like mine were until I moved out for college, and were again until I started my military career.

@Houleigan

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaybird8899 true

@HumbleWooper

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaybird8899 Or if the door opens outward into the hall.

@S_H9260

3 жыл бұрын

I had a lock on my door as a kid but wasn't allowed to use it. So I didn't, I just pushed furniture in front of the door any time I wanted to be left alone. Still got yelled at, but couldn't get punished as badly as if I locked the door and they had to take the handle off to get in.

@Ragingknight12

3 жыл бұрын

@@S_H9260 Sheesh the way your parents should have just removed your entire door if they didn't allow you to lock it....

About 15 years ago I was working at a hospital in the housekeeping dept., since it was unionized we would get 3 days a year for family illnesses leave. One day my wife was very sick (she has lupus) so I called in and asked to take a family leave for that day, my boss denied my request because and I quote "Its Family illnesses leave, not family disease leave"...... I took it to the union and won, unfortunately nothing happened to my manager and she still does it because management wants employees to burn up their vacation .

"the size of gummy worms compared to gummy bears implies something horrible about the gummy universe" Yeah, it's literally just Dominaria from Magic the Gathering 🤣

@AtotehZ

3 жыл бұрын

Or the Gummy Bears are stuck in the movie Tremors.

@SRosenberg203

3 жыл бұрын

@@AtotehZ Ahhhh, I love young Kevin Bacon

@SRosenberg203

3 жыл бұрын

@@AtotehZ Well, I like old Kevin Bacon too, but he's less relevant when it comes to a Tremors reference lol

@RazzBeri1

3 жыл бұрын

I deaded

@duckman62

3 жыл бұрын

"worms" more like snakes

Teacher conveniences Students to destroy a company Me- this is going to be good.

@faadinabhan6789

3 жыл бұрын

Nice comment but I think u got a spelling wrong

@DragoSonicMile

3 жыл бұрын

@@faadinabhan6789 *you

@elizabethzimmerman6525

3 жыл бұрын

@@DragoSonicMile lol xD

The story involving the 22-yearld woman closing the door in her mom's face repeatedly, and giving her shit for not respecting her boundaries could almost make for a sassy sitcom moment. I think we all know exactly why OP's moving out, and why "everyone hates" her mom.

That teacher sounds like something Koro sensei would do

@cartoonking1789

3 жыл бұрын

Love Assassination classroom.

@insertcoolname486

3 жыл бұрын

He'd probably eat all the gummy bears himself lol

@joefire567

3 жыл бұрын

Green striped face

@user-ls1iy8zq9x

3 жыл бұрын

The top 3 gets a tentacle.

@thekalenko

3 жыл бұрын

It absolutely does.

“I’m not allowed to have locks”. Me-At least your parents trusted you with a DOOR 😆

@jasondyrkacz8270

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *Ron Simmons voice* Damn.

@kennethohnemus3192

2 ай бұрын

Whadafug?

Wasn't united the one that beat the Asian guy for not giving up his paid for seat, a few years ago?

@Raina87

3 жыл бұрын

They probably have unions that sweep this under the rug and pretend nothing wrong happened

@thomaslemke7620

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmm I feel like I've heard something like that before.....

@bacongaming1420

3 жыл бұрын

They kicked Dr. Dow/Dou off the plane.

@wozaow

3 жыл бұрын

Is United still in the sixties or something? I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. (For racism, or something along those lines.) Because this is literally just buses in the sixties.

@catprog

3 жыл бұрын

@@wozaow If it is racism then yes. But if they just pick someone at random to take off the flight then their is no problem.

I halfway expected the nightgown girl to start waking her mom up at 3 am every day asking her to taking out the trash or something

Here is another one, "I thought you didnt give tickets to pretty girls?" "You're right, sign here" That was from a cop to a girl he pulled over.

My mom used to be chronically late for things growing up and it drive me absolutely batty. So I slowly moved all the clocks ahead in the house and the one in the car. She never would of figured it out until her boss mentioned out in her performance review lol!

i cant and will never get over how RSlash pronounces Mbps and Kbps - mibipips kibibips xd

@Jhei122

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tyanator.

3 жыл бұрын

Mibibits

@tyanator.

3 жыл бұрын

And kibibits

@adamgremban8780

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's intentional at this point. Someone points it out literally every video so he has to have noticed by now.

@blaineyeamlak

3 жыл бұрын

You know it's pronounced kilobytes and megabytes

"Would 40000 dollars cover the cost?" is the most diplomatic middle finger that also very specificly hits where it most hurts I have heard in a while XD

I love the late brother story especially when the mom said “I am here, you’re there” 💯

That mother story pissed me off so much honestly

I will always be here immediately when I get the notification, I LOVE THESE!!!!

@Ravresthegamer

3 жыл бұрын

HELLL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

@DoctorOctaviousHarm

3 жыл бұрын

I came cause of a discord notification

@johannesviljoen9656

3 жыл бұрын

Have you finished the vid yet? HMMMMMMM?

@SVOtto

3 жыл бұрын

@@johannesviljoen9656 You arent allowed to comment until you watch the video. I *DEMAND* to speak to your manager!

@LilLexiVideos

3 жыл бұрын

@@SVOtto my video is just starting, s-should I go back up? ;-;

OP, stopping your mom from waking you up for stupid stuff can be done in two steps: Give your dad a heads up on what is about to take place. Wake her up when you get home, and every 30 minutes thereafter. She'll of course get mad; but exclaim "You do it to me, so what's the difference?"

Jesus christ the story with OP being woken up by their mom in rude ways hits way to close to home for me

Who remembers when the wii theme was in the background

@kitdoesstufflmao

3 жыл бұрын

Yea I remember it..... We need it back

@TallMist

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitdoesstufflmao Unfortunately, Nintendo is too strict about copyright. It'll get claimed within a day.

@kitdoesstufflmao

3 жыл бұрын

@@TallMist well that sucks

@misterlion4700

3 жыл бұрын

@@TallMist well then, qumu remix!

@whatbear3804

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitdoesstufflmao r/Wellthatsucks

I don’t know why but him saying “gabibips” instead of “gigs per second” triggers me on a whole new level😂😂

One of my assistant managers was literally told by her boss that the reason she wasn't a good manager is that she was "too friendly" towards us, her staff. Same boss did nothing about the department managers who were reported to HR on a regular. They think caring about employees decreases productivity.

The “naked” story made me even more hopeful that the Purge will come. That mom would have a target on her back.

Tooth Karen story: I have a sister just like her. She keeps it going until she stops feeling pissed, so there was nothing they coulda done but make her wait

Jim's willingness to injure people meant United Airlines thought he was obviously management material.

Petallic's story (and lucyken's reply) remind me of a third-degree uncle or something that I had, and his son. This was at the end of their stay of a few days at our home (we have a folding couch-thing in our living room, I forgot what that's called). That morning, they _had a plane to catch_ and the airport is maybe 45min drive away with normal traffic. Before taking my sister to work she woke them, as they had to leave in less than a couple hours if they wanted to make it. They hadn't even begun packing their mess the day before, something we always do to have time to double-check. Mom urged my uncle and cousin to sluggishly dragged their asses up, while she and my sister ate breakfast and left. When she returned both were smoking on the balcony, breakfast table was as she'd left and their stuff was still all over the place. She prodded and argued and egged them on, and even started packing things till they got a move on. Naturally they still weren't finished half an hour before the time, and my mom was going insane with quite a bit of rage. Not just the usual stress of potentially missing a flight, but also how casual those two were about the whole situation. Oh man, that airline story was downright depressing though... Guy breaks labor laws and treats workers like garbage, gets promoted instead of having his sadistic ass banned from ever approaching a management job.

Note: When she goes and moves the truck in the night gown. The mother asks “WHY DO YOU HATE ME” she’s so selfish she just thought about herself and how it embarrassed her. And took it as a personal attack. Maybe she should’ve just moved the truck herself.

I maliciously comply to press the like button so hard it cracks.

@beans1629

3 жыл бұрын

Dude that's toxic you just ruined this man's career by breaking the like button.

@onyourleft9273

3 жыл бұрын

@@beans1629 *B R U H*

@tyanator.

3 жыл бұрын

Now I think it might be destroyed..

@Houleigan

3 жыл бұрын

pfft amateur, go see what Mr.Ballen does to the like button!

@divinomontano4089

3 жыл бұрын

@@Houleigan Lol

Good mornihg everyone! And if its not morning, heyo!

@wingedtigress9752

3 жыл бұрын

Heyo!!

Op should have just woken her mom up really early. I bet she would have learned her lesson very fast.

Last tooth story: i actually believe that the grown really was wrong size, why would she care so mush if it wasn't. You can definitely feel it if it's wrong size. So, that dentist might be just lazy, it's fifty fifty.

Ah, yes, you needed to finish the trilogy with kubibips

7:40 "WhY dO yOu HaTe Me?!" "Cause you wake me up."

I wonder if Jim got "promoted" because he's too good of a worker to fire, but an awful boss in his position so they put him somewhere where he wouldn't get in so much trouble. My wife's place of work had something similar to that. That case wasn't as extreme as Jim's story, but I have to wonder if it was similar enough of a situation.

"Does anyone else ever get the feeling that the best way to be promoted to manager is to be a terrible person and just stop caring about your fellow human beings?" It is called "The Dilbert Principle." They take an incompetent employee who cannot be fired and promote them to middle management since they will do the least amount of harm in middle management. The real question needs to be why these companies insist they cannot fire certain employees.

This that make my day: Cute dog pics Rslash saying kbps/Mbps

An i the only one who hoped that op woke up their mum in the middle of the night for random stuff until she stopes doing it.

That math teacher is a genius! Not only did she get rid of a program that was counterproductive, she showed the kids were learning in spite of that, and the kids enjoyed math class for once.

Lmao. The airline bag handler talking about the pay difference between 10 and 20$. Now ya know how I feel being a regional airline pilot making 53 and hour while the big guys are making 350+ an hour for the same job. I feel your pain man.

Random Day of a gummy bear be like oh look there's a giant worm. Let's hope it doesn't eat me

@ninjabluefyre3815

3 жыл бұрын

Gummi worms are friends to all creatures.

I don't understand why the 22yo who's mother keeps waking her up at 8-9am doesn't just return the favour. 3am rolls round: "HEY MUM WHERE'S THE TV REMOTE?!".

Yes, a vice principal at my mom's former school got the job because she was friendly with the new principal, oh and the fact that she couldn't control her classroom. She had multiple fist fights in her room the previous year.

I sincerely hope the OP who is moving out of her house in a few weeks goes no contact with her mom. The mom sounds like a piece of work.

I’m growing genuinely concerned that he doesn’t know what MBPS or KBPS stands for. Megabits per second, kilobits per second

@williamroeder3274

3 жыл бұрын

Kbps or Mbps is bits. KBps or MBps is bytes

@bananachickenboo

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamroeder3274 I tend to listen, not watch, so I didn’t see how it was spelled/capitalized

@bananachickenboo

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamroeder3274 either way, kuhbibups is not how it’s pronounced. I like rslash, it was said playfully. I laugh every time, but also I’m starting to think that’s just how he says it

Malicious compliance with a little bit of coffee. What a great way to start my day, thank you for your amazing stories🥰🌸

"....the best way to get promoted to manager is to be a terrible person and stop caring about your fellow human beings? " Me: yes. They made a movie about it, called "Office space".

12:20 "Is the best way to get promoted into a management position is be a terrible person and not care about your job?" Am I hearing echoes of the movie 'Office Space'?

Did anyone notice that his background moves?

Fun fact: almost all comments that blow up are made before the whole video was watched. Edit: SPELLING

OP with the mother who keeps waking her up: on your day off, go wake up your mother several times before she has to get up. Perhaps then she'll get the point.

Most people: kilobits per second Rslash: KEBUBIPS!

Good morning rslash hope you're having a wonderful day and surviving this thing

The very first word that all Karens learn: "NO!"

@christianforsstrom2222

3 жыл бұрын

their first complete sentence: "I want to speak to your manager, NOW!"

@songbird-wj4yj

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like they learn how to say it themselves, but their brain just breaks if someone says “No” back to them.

I love that lady in the last one. That Karen was trying to put the dentists on her time, that manager was having none of that BS.

My aunt has always been at least an hour late her entire life. When my uncle finally proposed to her she was an hour late to the date. My Mimi being the amazing woman she was offered to take care of all the planning for the wedding. My aunt didn’t even have to send out the invites. Which is where my Mimi’s brilliance shined. She got my aunt to agree to a 5 pm wedding but to everyone else(caterer, musicians, venue, guest, ect.) she told them 7 pm. For the first time in her life my aunt finally showed up on time.

Its so weird when he says kibibips when kbs is kilobytes per second😊

@williamroeder3274

3 жыл бұрын

Kbps or Mbps is bits per second. KBps or MBps is bytes.

i most remember the screenshot where it was written "CALL THE POLICE" and an image of a karen getting arrested by police

Oh, nothing warms my heart more than when a raging Karen gets inconvenienced because she can't be nice or understanding for just a minute or two.

one time my dad woke me up after about 4 hours sleep after I got off from work, he wanted me to take him home from the nursing home and I ended up so mad I threw a baseball into an abandoned mobile home that was in my yard.

Where does he find These story’s

@fe4r_nub169

3 жыл бұрын

On reddit

@beckyhartley9502

3 жыл бұрын

It's literally why his user is called Rslash.

@lumonetic1124

3 жыл бұрын

idk bro maybe the first thing in the title

You keep saying mpbs and kbps. Please stop, it feels like someone is dripping scorching hot oil down my ears.

@3xavior17

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, it makes me want to never listen to another video of rslash to avoid hearing it again.

I'm a dentist , I've done countless such bite reduction of crowns and fillings , I hope I never meet a Karen like that , Some can't comprehend the reduction and try to force bite the new crown and call it a high point , I just make sure with the articulating paper and send them off telling them to come back if any problems , Nobody usually returns.

I had the same problem with my mum. I have an incurable life threatening illness, I am in pain all the time. Pain wears you out mnetally aswell as physically, but mum thinks I am lazy, even thought I got this illness when I was 15, 10+ years from this story and when I feel half way decent I want to go out and do house work. Not doing anything laying in bed is boring. She would wake me up any time she got up early and get me to do some inane "house work" even if I am doubled over in pain. Finally it all blew up when I told her to stop, of course she was not in the wrong. I needed someone to vent to and after talking to my younger sister, she told my mum how I felt, and it hit mum hard. What I dont like is it takes some people someone else to tell them the issue before they change. Finally she lets me sleep.

Isn’t that how principles, superintendents, and whatever job that people who can’t teach but have tenor or whatever get because they can’t teach for some reason.

I can already tell it’s gonna be a good one

The one with OP complying and moving her truck. OPs mom deprived OP of sleep, literally sleep deprivation

Mother: What did you learn in school today Billy? Billy: *R E V O L U T I O N* Alex (outside): _Wolverines!!_

Always nice to see another Rslash video!

Man, I wish my teacher gave gummy bears as a reward :(

Bless The Gummy Worm and His sugar. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

Instead of being a gown woman she is willing to risk getting a infection in the tooth. That will cost more money and possibly ruin her other “precious” teeth. Without insurance is worst: Normal crowning: $800-$1,700 (witch she has to pay twice now) Non emergency infection: $75-$1,600 (depending on tooth) Emergency infection: $2,000+ (cause they might have to do other things now)