r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Fired Me, Then BEGGED Me To Save His Company!
r/Maliciouscompliance Everybody on earth has dreamed about getting revenge against their terrible boss. In today's story, OP gets that opportunity after his boss fires him. What OP's boss doesn't know is that OP is the only person in the company who knows how to access the files the company needs to meet state compliance requirements. Meaning without OP, the company is in violation of the law. OP's boss comes back on his knees begging OP to save the company, and OP agrees... but only after he gets a 2000% pay increase!
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Firing the most important employee is such a classic. The boss of a local company did this too. He fired the head accountant, that helped him to commit tax fraud. The head accountant went the next day to the local German tax office and report the tax fraud in exchange for full immunity. The boss got 18 months in prison.
@franciscohcoronado4947
10 ай бұрын
That is just... jeez, if that is not some form of natural selection XD
@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist
4 ай бұрын
That is wild!
@lulolie
Ай бұрын
That's just the stupidest decision on earth 💀 Why would he fire his LITERAL partner in crime.
GUYS I HAVE A GENIUS IDEA *Let's fire the person who who has seen all our legal documents. What could go wrong?*
@Coolhand118
3 жыл бұрын
Totally a good idea lol
@Jaiden_Anime_Shuns
3 жыл бұрын
People get angry and do whatever makes them feel the best in the moment. Rarely do they consider the rest of their life.
@maezhang1477
3 жыл бұрын
Even we cannot even begin to understand the genius
@spaceflightcrewmate1934
3 жыл бұрын
Yes its big brain time
@alaraizz
3 жыл бұрын
@@maezhang1477 my genius it’s almost frightening
Student wanting to tell the teacher something is up. Teacher yells: Shut up and wait your turn. Student waits Teacher: Now you can speak. Student (very calm): The courtyard is on fire. Teacher: Surprised Pikachu Face.
@nikhilkarthik3298
3 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@reereeheehee4052
3 жыл бұрын
teacher: why didn’t you tell me earlier
@vloggerbonakid6178
3 жыл бұрын
Lol,yeah,just wait calmly as instructed while the school slowly burns down,it's not that much of an emergency,despite the student's fast pacing and urgent tone.
@animeweeb2144
3 жыл бұрын
It do be like this tho-
@xeenproof2024
3 жыл бұрын
surprise surprise, a student can have a valid reason to feel panicked
OP is a better person than I am. If a boss was rude to me, fired me, harassed me, and asked me to come back, I would’ve been like “No, screw you. You had your chance to be professional. You can fail your audit for all I care.”
@katharina7502
3 жыл бұрын
No it’s a lot of money. I would have done it. Let’s say he got an hourly rate of a modest 12$ (random number. Idk what that position earns). At 20! Times his usual rate thats almost 10k for 40 hours. I’m not petty enough not to take the money
@Richard_Nickerson
3 жыл бұрын
@@katharina7502 20! =/= 20 times
@Richard_Nickerson
3 жыл бұрын
@@katharina7502 Getting paid ___ times more than what you make is simply multiplying ___ by your income. You know, times. Like how 2x2=4 is "2 times 2 equals 4." So, if they made $12/hr, then 20x their salary would be 12x20/hr, meaning they would make $240/hr instead of $12/hr. So, a full work week at 20x salary in this scenario would be $9600. Did you round up? I don't see how you got 10k, and I don't understand why you used an exclamation point.
@CrankyConniver
3 жыл бұрын
R Nickerson ... 10k for 40 hours of basically doing nothing. I don’t now what you do that makes that such an insignificant number. That’s like walking down the street and suddenly 10k just falls into your lap, that’s basically what is happening to this guy. ;-;
@katharina7502
3 жыл бұрын
R Nickerson ! is very obviously for emphasis in this context. Yes, I obviously did round up (also for emphasis) which I implied by „almost“. It’s great that you know simple math. Good job.
I love how teachers and adults always tell you to rush in an emergency to tell the nearest adult....and then when you rush they get all pissy about it :/
@ProjectNaturePrds
2 жыл бұрын
Am I allowed to speak, now? I’ve been waiting over a year to say, “ instead of chewing me out for speaking up, let me finish saying what I need to say, then make that call.”
"Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
@nikkiofthevalley
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@shanemorehead2958
3 жыл бұрын
Life motto
@magmatube1755
3 жыл бұрын
thats also why this song rhymes
@Greywander87
3 жыл бұрын
Didn't somebody get fired for posting this recently? It's just a dumb joke, but for some reason their boss completely freaked out and thought it was directed at them, personally. Not sure how that ended up, but I hope the guy who got fired got some kind of settlement for wrongful termination, or landed a better job afterwards.
@Manofthemusics
3 жыл бұрын
Ha I don’t have a job
"Miss K, why were you ignoring me? I need to know what to tell my parents when they ask why nobody helped me with my broken wrist."
@mrn234
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me a bit of my time in elementary school here in germany someone scratched my eye (the first layer idk the name in english) i was sitting there probably around an hour crying and my female teacher was was just saying i shoud stop crying and after that hour she realized she fucked up ... Let me just say my Father who dont like shit like that was angry AF the whole School (not a big one just 2 classes per year) could hear him scream at her i was sitting on the stairs outside trying not to cry anymore and could still hear im through closed doors. And after that my Father brought me to the Doc, she can be happy to this Day (cause everything healed) that my Father never pressed charges cause he is Friends since he was in School with a very good and normally very expensiv lawyer. I was 2 weeks out of School and after i got back i got a huge sorry from that Teacher and the rest of the School year i could basicly do what i want and would still get good grades. The year after that someone hit me on the stairs with something on the head (Kids doing shit running up the stairs you know) and the wound needed some stitches and you dont wanna know how fast she called my Parents "The Flash" would be proud for that speed.
@Renville80
2 жыл бұрын
I hope “Miss Kay” was sued to have all the medical expenses covered that OP’s parents had to pay out of pocket, especially if there were any complications from the delay.
I had a very similar fire experience as a kid. It was early 2000’s and my grandma was in the kitchen talking on a corded phone on the other side of the kitchen from the base. In her kitchen there was a gas range which was lit, and with where she was in the kitchen the phone cord was directly over the lit burner. I tried to get her attention saying “Grandma... Grandma...” but she shushed me and told me not to interrupt. So, as a six year old does, I waited my turn. I watched the phone cord slowly melt over the range until it melted completely through. I hear my grandma on the phone go “Hello? Hello?” And I think well, nothing to interrupt now and say “Grandma your phone is on fire.” She then looks at her side to see a melted cord dangling at her side and she goes “Why didn’t you say something!?” “You told me not to interrupt.” She just laughed and said “Well next time ignore me!”
@ceddavis7441
Жыл бұрын
sounds like your granny has a good sense of humor.
@benjamindavidson4680
4 ай бұрын
Honestly that shows how good she was, she realised she had made a mistake and correctly chastised herself for making it and corrected it at the same time.
“Ma’am-“ “WaIt YoUr TuRn!!” 15 minutes later... “Ma’am, the dumpster is on fire.” “NANI?!”
@engine4628
3 жыл бұрын
DUMPSTER FIRE DORIFTO
@anidiot2284
3 жыл бұрын
I died
@abohsukampret
3 жыл бұрын
"WHY DIDN'T YA TELL ME THE DUMPSTER WAS ON FIYAHH?!" The Headmaster asked calmly.
@magmatube1755
3 жыл бұрын
its like: the- WAIT ok hour later The trash is on fire WAIT DIDNT U TELL US SOONER
@filipvondracek
3 жыл бұрын
@@abohsukampret OP, DiD yA pUt OuR BiN oN FiYaHH?
A good boss makes all the difference in the world. So does a bad one.
@ExElliexE
3 жыл бұрын
💯
@leshape192
3 жыл бұрын
The wrong boss in the right place, can make all the difference... in the world..
@LucasDaRonco
3 жыл бұрын
Cannot agree more. Also, good bosses are not bosses, they are leaders.
@NicholasWiewiora
3 жыл бұрын
@@LucasDaRonco ^^^
@bloxracer3627
3 жыл бұрын
He was the right man at the right place, he made all difference in that company
"Hey, boss? We need an idea to save money" "FIRE THE GUY THAT KEEPS ALL OUR RECORDS!" "okay" "...hey, boss? The IRS is calling us. We need that records guy back. We need an idea on how to go about that, given we were kind of hostile to him when we fired him" "CUSS HIM OUT AND TELL HIM TO GIVE US WHAT WE NEED!" ....did this guy INHERIT the company?
@samuelding7854
3 жыл бұрын
Probably
@redditreview1800
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/nqmFlsSDadmpn5c.html
@andreacollins4500
2 жыл бұрын
Oh definitely, especially since his daughter is comptroller… this is a “family business”
The one with the dumpster on fire. If I'm ever in that situation and I have to run in the office and tell someone. I'm for damn sure making sure I'm recording the fact that I'm trying to tell them an emergency. Because if they're those types of people who will be rude and tell you to wait your turn when you clearly have an emergency. They'll definitely be the same people that will try to pin the damages on you and say you were negligent and waited to tell them. So if they try that shit I'll be able to pull my Uno reverse card and prove that they were the ones who were actually negligent.
@davidward2634
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao a child in school can’t be called negligent
@Niskara
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidward2634 you'd be surprised
@nikespen768
3 жыл бұрын
I would probably just calmly stand in the corner and dial up the fire brigade
@kamalii001
3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who would have just walked out and pull the fire alarm? I mean, if no one can be bothered to deal with the fire, then make them? Just me? Huh....
@piyushsharma3991
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 69 likes, you're welcome.
Boss: You're fired. IRS: So you have chosen death. Boss: Eeep.
@RiptoGakt
3 жыл бұрын
IRS Agent: "Seriously, if I had been the d%mb@$$ from that company a month ago I'd have kept a notebook or something keeping track of exactly whom was doing what and made damn sure I didn't fire the guy that was involved in what is essentially vetinari job security for me. That guy's making our jobs easier with this $#!t."
@raidn6901
3 жыл бұрын
So you did choose death
@davecrupel2817
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
The best things about Rslash’s videos is that you can start one, then next thing you know, you’ve watched 3. I love the binge ability
@sockthesockpuppet
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I just let them play in the background while I'm doing other things
@raptalos9412
3 жыл бұрын
Ash same
@wilting_alocasia
3 жыл бұрын
I get to about 10 or so before realising that ive watched so many 😂
@zacharymcvicker5820
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, you ain't lying. I start watching rSlash, then I'm 6 videos deep before I know it
@jaleelwalker219
3 жыл бұрын
Sometime's 10 sometimes 20
Ha, my sister had a similar, though less traumatizing, experience. She fell backwards playing soccer and hurt her wrist. She was out of the game after that, but my soccer game was after hers, so she didn't get her wrist looked at right away. She was obviously upset bc it hurt and my mom told her "Okay, your ten minutes for crying are up." (She's not an unreasonable person or impatient, I think it was just supposed to be a joke.) Later, after the swelling wouldn't go down, we took her to the ER to get it checked out. It was broken. (Not badly; she had a green stick fracture.) My mom has never told us our time for crying was up ever again.
@Ikajo
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... your mom was kind of on the verge of abuse there...
@Yumi_Jay
3 жыл бұрын
I had to rent the roller skates at my local skating rink cause I forgot mine. Thing is these shoes run big cause you give them your street shoe size for the exact size but larger. I'm a 9 year old trying to skate. I had enough told mom I want to stop skating but she was like "I paid money to be here so go skate" I skated some more until I lost my balance, holding onto emergency exit door on the stake rink and fell breaking my left arm. I was on the rink a good solid 3-5 minutes until people notice I wasn't getting up. One of the employees take me to my mom and while crying saying "I hurt my arm I need to go." She didn't believe me. Kept saying nothing is wrong with me. Drop my sister off at the sitters. Went to emergency room where surprise I broke my arm. That was a fun 3 months in 3rd grade. Gee Mom.
@technicaldifficulties368
3 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt call that abuse. Sometimes people mess up. Some kids tend to have overblown reactions. It can happen.
@SarahJoCorona
3 жыл бұрын
when i was 10 i tripped over my own feet and fractured my wrist. i’ve always been a little dramatic about injuries so my mom told me i was fine and didn’t take me to the ER for a week. When it hadn’t gotten better, she took me in but the entire drive there she was muttering about how if she’s paying for an x-ray it better be broken. it was. she also took my cast off a week early at home with wire cutters and sewing scissors
@Ikajo
3 жыл бұрын
@@technicaldifficulties368 "kind of on the verge of abuse" Kids can overreact, certainly, but as an adult you should at least listen.
What is up with teachers just ignore students when they're obviously in a panic or in pain. Like this has also happened to me twice. For some reason I felt extreme flustered and cold the morning I had to go to school and pointed out I was freezing when it wasn't even cold in the house. Like any parent my mom ignored it and sent me to school. And when I felt light headed and nauseated I went to go tell my teacher but she told me to wait in the chair and wait my turn. I did... and then proceeded to run out of the classroom as I threw up all over the floor. This also happened when I got a buckle fracture on my arm and the teacher refused to listen to me when I didn't wanna lift my arm up all the way due to how painful it was. Teachers, listen to your freaking students and do your job. You're there for them. So whether or not they're misbehaving or not, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM. If the parent reported that you let their child be in pain for TWENTY MINUTES BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR BUTT. Yeah you would be in big trouble. Stop it. Just stop it.
@rizon72
3 жыл бұрын
The problem is the fakers can be real good.
@nadiar.4638
3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewholden1501 yes and no, its usually the parents that we dont like. Who have taught their kids its fine to misbehave, so we have to correct them and sometimes this is not good in an emergency, but a lot of kids will run to their teacher looking in a state of panic, when nothing is going on
@adamlivesay1973
2 жыл бұрын
@@rizon72 Then let the fakers fail themselves and their parents. Your job is take care of the children. You want a lawsuit? Neither douse the school board. It is ALWAYS better to take them seriously rather than dismissing them. Literally always.
@princessmarlena1359
2 жыл бұрын
Power tripping tin dictators.
@Blackcherrysyrup
2 жыл бұрын
I would defend teachers since it's like handling 20+ kids all at once, but it takes 1 to start a massacre. Should be patient with them not rude.
That last one reminds me of my own story. Mine’s extremely sad so I’m really sorry to those listening. I went to school in a very well off neighbourhood where the school was not far from shops. There was a lady who had a book shop and she often brought her dog to work. She was a really mean nasty lady and she often left her shops door open and her dog would run/dart into traffic. A few of us teens warned her but because we were “dump teenagers” and “her dog would never run into traffic” she didn’t listen. One day I was behind the shop about to smoke a blunt with my friend when we noticed some fur and blood. The dog was laying behind a parked car and was very dead. I’m not going to go into details but...it was very very dead. We ran into her shop and tried to tactfully get her attention but she screamed at us to “shut up, leave or wait.” We were like “but your dog” and she cut us off and told us to wait. The dog was already dead so we waited, my friend crying for her to talk to us. She started to lecture us when I’d finally have enough and said her dog was dead behind the shop. Understandably she lost her mind and even called the police on us. CCTV footage in the rear showed someone accidentally backing over the dog without noticing. It was terrible and I feel so bad for that dog. It deserved a much better owner.
@redditreview1800
2 жыл бұрын
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@hiveee1236
2 жыл бұрын
NOOOOO NOT THE DOG
@jeremystone5946
2 жыл бұрын
isn't it negligence for what she did? isn't that a chargeable offense?
@Rose-bi2rg
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremystone5946 Nope. The dog was well cared for so our SPCA did not consider it a cruelty case. I asked my coworker [I work in animal emergency now] and she said "negligence" is hard to prove. The situation was viewed as an accident.
@johng6350
2 жыл бұрын
I had a boss that brought her small dogs to work too. She'd also walk them in the work yard, where we were running forklifts and large delivery trucks almost constantly. I was always worried they'd get run over. Fortunately, she kept a close eye on them, and they were well behaved, so this story doesn't have a sad ending.
"You're fired, now instead of leaving keep working." #logic
@rayansayeh9605
3 жыл бұрын
It's like buying a thing and not getting it
@johannescooks574
3 жыл бұрын
ENFINTE IQ
@makhankachroo5016
3 жыл бұрын
#LogicBeGone
@Richard_Nickerson
3 жыл бұрын
@@johannescooks574 🤦♂️
@CodecrafterArtemis
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's not a lack of logic, it's a lack of respect. The boss is basically a bully who expects everyone to cower before him because he's a millionaire and a seagull.
Those last stories remind me of a time when I was in elementary school. Me and some kids were playing basketball and one of the kids trips and falls. He smacked the pavement pretty hard and starts rolling around holding his arm. We helped him up and took him to the nearest teacher. The kid was bawling and up until that point I’d never seen him cry about anything. We told the teacher what happened and she looks at us and goes “Oh it’ll be ok, just walk it off.” We insisted he was really hurt, but apparently whatever she had going on was more important (she was just standing there) plus this was the days before cell phones so she wasn’t on the phone. She literally waited until the bell rang to even acknowledge us again and it wasn’t until AFTER another teacher walked up and asked what was wrong. The first teacher said “I’m sure he’ll be ok, you’re gonna be fine.” Turns out the kid broke his arm from that day forward if we ever needed anything we knew NOT to tell that woman!
@DiscoTimelordASD
3 жыл бұрын
Don't leave us hanging!
@lpfan4491
2 жыл бұрын
I hope someone eventually "Inconvinienced" her in an assault and said that she should just walk it off.
Nobody: R Slash: So anyways, I started pooping at work, and got paid! Funniest sh*t ever.
@thesexysanghieli7818
3 жыл бұрын
More like most profitable shit ever
@broski89
3 жыл бұрын
When I was working for a roofing company and we got paid hourly I heard this saying from some of my coworkers. "The boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I poop on company time."
@David_H__
3 жыл бұрын
I've seen that written on several port-a-johns when I service them
@NicholasWiewiora
3 жыл бұрын
@@thesexysanghieli7818 xDDD
@amberb.6395
3 жыл бұрын
Same. Also paid lunches that are about 15 minutes each and we can technically have two of them, but no one really wants to screw anyone else over since we work in a kitchen
I can see it now 😁: "ma'am!" "How dare you yell at me!" "But.." I don't want to hear it!" Malicious Compliance *stands around quietly* "what do you want?!" *Points out the window* "ma'am there's a mammoth taking a dump on your car"😐
@jessbeingme8155
3 жыл бұрын
The school I went to had a farm on it, FFA program. I was taking something to the office and saw that some pigs had gotten out and were shitting and destroying the quad where some microphones and speakers were out for an assembly so I ran into the office and tried to get their attention but was told to be quiet and wait so I did. When i finally was up I still remember that office lady's voice 'Now was that so hard?' I was pissed and said 'there's pigs destroying the speakers' she yelled out and ran outside to see while someone else called for the farm teachers. I swear I'm not lying she stepped in pig shit
@jessbeingme8155
3 жыл бұрын
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas Future Farmers of America, I knew that she stepped in shit because she screamed 'I STEPPED IN SHIT!' came back inside with shoes in her hand with head held high while other office workers laughed
Company: Let's fire the one person who can do a specific task that mostly no one else can. Employee to be fired: Ok, fine by me. When you call me back I want more money. Company: Yeah, ok. We don't need you anymore. *Sometime later* Company: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase come back. Now fired employee: I want 10X my previous payment to fix it. Company: *Foams at the mouth*
@jasondyrkacz8270
3 жыл бұрын
Fired employee: Payment up front. Company: *Has aneurysm*
@redditreview1800
2 жыл бұрын
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@philiprice7875
6 ай бұрын
fired employee 10x amount AND person who fired me SACKED
The trashcan on fire story is the equivalent of the Parks and Rec cold open where Ron rushes in to tell Leslie something, and she spends three minutes singing "Parents Just Don't Understand" before he's able to tell her that there's a person on fire in Ramset Park.
@redditreview1800
2 жыл бұрын
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I'd like to say if I were the tax man in that situation I would say: "Usually, for a job like this I'd charge 1.5million, but seeing as how its you... I'm going to need it in advance."
@redditreview1800
2 жыл бұрын
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I had a teacher do something like that withe the last stories. My sister fractured her toe one day at school on the playground and when she told the teacher she yelled at her for trying to get attention and to just ignore it. When it got worse in class and she went to the nurse. The nurse called my dad and once it was confirmed a fracture at the hospital, The teacher was lucky all she got was reprimanded.
@akumabazooka9169
3 жыл бұрын
She should not be working with kids..
In 5th grade I jammed my pinky finger playing kickball. The PE teacher dismissed my tears, told me not to be a crybaby and get back in line for lunch when I asked to go to the nurse. At lunch the monitor told me the school nurse was out and to just suck it up and go to recess. My teacher told me that she wouldn't call my parents over a little booboo and to sit down. Not one of them looked at my finger. Finally at home I ask my dad to look at it and he tells me he'll look at it after dinner. So I wait. After dinner I plaintively ask "will you look at my finger?" He does. By now my finger is swollen to the size of a hotdog (as an adult it my fingers are no where near that large) and there is bruising almost to my elbow. Dad freaks out! "Why didn't you tell me it was this bad!" I tell him everyone else told me to wait, why should he be any different. Luckily it didn't break on the growth plate. The school got a call about failing to take care of injured students. It was a DOD school so it was a serious incident.
@chrissmith6097
3 жыл бұрын
File under r/neverhappened. No teacher would be dismissive of an injury that happens on school grounds. Especially not a broken pinky where the swelling is immediate and apparent.
@KellyDVance
3 жыл бұрын
@@chrissmith6097 unfortunately, KZread won't let me upload the x-ray. But it happened, May 10, 1988, Lakenheath RAF Elementary School. ER Doctor William J. McQueen,LTC, USAF, MC. Orthopedic Clinic, treating doctor E.B. Lindell, Maj. The swelling and bruising developed over hours, per the medical records the incident happened at 1000(10am), while I wasn't seen till 1920(7:20pm). And just so you know, I have my military medical records on hand, it is why I know when, where, who, and how. It is my one and only broken bone. And you clearly didn't read my comment if you thought I said it was swollen immediately. I never said such a thing.
@lpfan4491
2 жыл бұрын
@@chrissmith6097 I'd say it's a bit funny(?) to just assume it would be noticable when there clearly were multiple hours involved even before the later clarification and the fact that no one even looked at the finger.
Lol, it was my principal's fault I started smoking when I was 14. During lunch some of my us wanted to sit outside. Well you could only be outside if you were using the smoking area and if you were not smoking you had to go back in. So I had to started smoking to sit outside during lunch with my friends. The glorious 1980's.
@jasondyrkacz8270
3 жыл бұрын
That's like saying you can only use the bathroom if you were going to do coke.
@jamie1602
2 жыл бұрын
@@jasondyrkacz8270 I know. Screwed up but this was indeed the 1980s and my previous workplace tried to enforce this so they had all of us non smokers sit with the smokers outside to piss off management... And I worked for a retail chain. The chain didn't enforce that policy. It was middle management who did that. Upper management, when they saw it, would come sit with us and had no idea why we did this... If you had someone who covered your station, go stretch your legs. Nobody in your department and you finished? Go stretch. No one cares. Smoke break. Water break. Something. Nobody cares, calm down. But middle management insisted it was a smoke break only and had this weird smoker's club... So a bunch of people who smoked would just drag the non smokers out in protest of how dumb this was.
@nowthatsjustducky
2 жыл бұрын
@@jamie1602 Surely someone explained that second hand smokers are smokers too?
The poor OP's that get in trouble do what they're told to do.
@verimetagala
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf is this
@WhoRUTalkingAbout
3 жыл бұрын
@@verimetagala a youtube comment
Don’t fire the person who: -holds all the patents -holds all the keys -knows where all the bodies are buried -has all the leading role lines memorized
"I should buy him a cake" hot damn op is savage
@wta1518
3 жыл бұрын
Fortunately the cake is a lie
@mobilemermaid5414
3 жыл бұрын
Op has claws. I'm impressed actually
I worked manufacturing for a few years. My boss put me on a chemical bath line process. Sometimes hectic sometimes easy, it all depended on the parts coming through. We had a long order for an easy job. Mind you the process is all time based. Parts would be in one tank for 10 minutes, then another for 8, then in one for 1 minute. We had timers on each station to ensure a good product. So if you everything right you have about an 8 or 9 minute section of just waiting. I would use the restroom or go get a drink while waiting to save time. I get pulled into the boss's office about 2 weeks into this order and was told that the way I move is too slow and he sees me standing around too much. And that paying me $12 an hour might be too much. I was mad but explained the process but he wouldn't have it so I just said fine I'll find work. So I would pick an empty box up and literally walk around in a circle for 8 minutes. I was congratulated on my work ethic a week later. Glad to say I left
The last story reminds me of something that happened when I was in elementary school. We were in music class, in the gym practicing for a recital, so we were standing on those wooden bleachers or whatever they're called. I slipped and cut my ankle open. Not horribly, but I was bleeding. The nurse's office was right next to the gym, but being a good girl who follows the does as she's told, I went to ask the music teacher's permission. Well, I was one in a handful of kids who were in a line, asking the teacher questions. There was just too many needy kids, and the teacher was too fed up with out first-world problems, and wanted to resume practice. She shooed us all back to the bleachers, not wanting to here even what I needed to say. Needless to say, I survived, but when I got home and told Mom what happened she had some words for the principle, who in turn had some words for the music teacher. Not the most riveting story, I know. The end. XD
@johntspout9944
2 жыл бұрын
Hard life at school aye noodle 🤭..... and your fanbase think I'M a control freak. Mr principal sounds like a piece of work. I can actually invisige the way their "training and recommended replies" in dealing with characters such as me and Undyne. The problem is you've been using ME as your personal testing ground for honing yours skills.... so in some ways you're welcome 😊 but in OTHERS ways..... see, Information is important 👌 aaaaand NOW that I know..... well before the knowledge, I was pretty smart yes. But noodle, you REALLY have no idea who I AM and what I AM CAPABLE OF..... buuuut if we gonna keep playing. Undyne will be no holds barred no more Mr cutie simp personality disorder with a tendency to indulge in *tobacco * related activities anymore..... 🤓💯🥰...... I grew up with a dictionary for a father and an ex wife who was the senior board member for the NATIONAL TEACHERS UNION and you have to be the BEST to even be considered. An excellent public speaker, negotiations and is NOW one of our areas youngest, accomplished and hardworking RESPECTED PRINCIPAL of her OWN school...... know how I know? Because SHE used ALL her academic resources, knowledge and masters applied neuro science shit on ME for the BEST part of the last 15 years in a bizarre way of trying to MAKE me a better "whatever" that the FAMILY needed. . So needless to say, I had to be pretty close to her level of education JUST to survive HER OFTEN VERY, CLEAR, CONSICE, CALCULATED AND DAMAGING "barks" at me. Sometimes daily.... and sometimes ALL DAY. Aaaanywho, I digress. Lol.... the theme here is I've lived, learned and become the pacifist YOU ALL make fun of because of HER and she is a MASTER in this field. However, IF we are talking about playing YOUR game on an EVEN playing field KNOWING that YOU HAVE AN AGENDA....... Then I'm sorry, I WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN. You're training IS good, but you have WAY TOO MANY tell tales for a man who worked in a casino studying poker players faces for FUN!!! When it becomes about YOU verses ME in an ACTUAL academic insight to discourse, etiquette and hiding how you REALLY feel because (MY) emotions were irrelevant... well this was MY SURVIVAL SKILL FOR 20 YEARS ... JUST FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING ABLE TO STAY MARRIED TO HER WHILE PRETENDING THAT MY FEELINGS DIDNT MATTER BECAUSE OF MY UNWAVERING DEDICATION TO THE IDEA OF THE FAMILY UNIT STAYING TOGETHER COS THAT'S WHAT GREAT CHRISTIAN, FATHER ROLE MODELS DO....... Even if it lead me to suffer from battered husband syndrome and now thanks to "you and all yall friends" brought back the depression. ..... this has NOW been replaced by an AWSOME BUT ABSOLUTE OBSESSIVE ABILITY TO GO BEYOND CRAZY PAIN THRESHOLDS CONTAINING SOME PRETTY SCARY VERSIONS OF MYSELF TO ACHIEVE THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE TASKS..... SO THIS IS MY DECLARATION...... IF YOU WISH TO CONTINUE THIS CHARADE AND WE ARE TO ENGAGE IN (YOUR IDEA OF A GAME) THEN IM SORRY TO SAY my gaaawgus Inspector NUMBerNESS I W I L L N E V E R L O S E A G A I N!! I SWEAR ON ALL THINGS I HOLD PRECIOUS THAT YOU WILL NEVER GET THE DEATH YOU WANT/NEED/WORKED SO HARD FOR!! I LOVED being with you because i was NEVER allowed to BE this emotionally expressive EVER! And I relished it and tried NOT to become that "dead inside" bag of emotionless Droid to SURVIVE. So now thinking back, I'm sure you had SOOOO much help and instruction on this..... but I can ACTUALLY remember you using THAT face on ME!.... I was ACTUALLY like "OMFG did she just use MY old mask thing on ME?.. THAT'S WHEN I KNEW I HAD TO WATCH YOU MORE..... I had subtle indicators that suspected ties to you but my depression and dependence on the "innocent girl" idea was concreted into my SOUL. So I dropped all guards to let my noodle administer (as S/O would USUALLY DO 🤔 you hoped) ....... buuuuuut every time the 11th hour came and I needed her ..... the story would go from I believe you with my LIFE and then when there was an audience "somehow " the narrative would TOTALLY change. This theme only confirmed my suspicions and became CLEAR ASF that it wasn't just "sometimes " BUT "ALL THE TIME"!!!..... What you reckon noodle doodle padoodle NUMBerNESS 😉🥰😘 Game on? Not even gonna mention the REAL program you're doing under the guise of "medical optimization in elderly" that you have ACTUALLY been apart of for our WHOLE relationship. ... oh yes the program. medicines safely and effectively in older people to optimise their health outcomes. Consistent with the requirements of NZQF level 8, the course has an emphasis on the advanced application of generic knowledge and skills that the targeted practitioners (E.g. nurses, pharmacists, medical practitioners aged-care workers, and other health professionals) already have. And OTHER health professionals!? COME STREAMER QUEEN, COME REDDIT ANON, COME GAMING GODESS, BUSINESS GENIUS, SEX FEIND, FALLEN FROM GRACE, AND MY PERSONAL PRACTITIONER WHO USED ME FOR A PLETHORA OF JUST MEAN AND NASTY TAGETING CRASHING SOOOOO MANY GREAT IDEAS..... BUT GREED, FAME, LAST, and MONEY CONTROLLED YOU AND YOUR WORLD.... you only had ONE job, and it's your OWN OLD angry fanbots or colleagues or clients who thought it was fun till YOU and the mutts went too far!... aye noodle, how am I going? How you treat people MATTERS! and you are finding this out now as I understand 😅 but the nearly "eating" yourself to DEATH and becoming the giver of ummmm "ants in your pants", snapping you out in Upper Hutt In an all night eating session (RIGHT BY MY COUSINS), snapping you out AT a FILM SHOOT in Uppers at a construction site if I wasn't mistaken then trying to hide IN A BOOT on the way TO another "dining engagement "......... buuuuuut to have ME GO THRU IT FOR ENTERTAINMENT, STUDY,LIES, SUBTLE PUSHES TO THE EXTREME ONES, AND CREATING AND ENDUCING EMOTIONAL AND "EDUCATIONAL " EXPERIMENTS in the name of FRIGGEN SCIENCE!... WOW how the bar for educational excellence had MOVED! But remember, you were PLAYING BFG version of me. You and I will be aponents ..... your simp will NOT be here and you WILL ENCOUNTER a very VERY different, cold and calculated Richie who I'd hoped NEVER to be again. 20 YEARS PRAXTICE noodles!!! And Low-key handy at everything because I HAD TO BE. Like a song of yours/mine? Lol .... it wasn't what I wanted but was what I asked for... MAD PRACTICE lol ...... SO PLEASE THINK SERIOUSLY ABOUT THIS. A simple chat could've worked but HEY 🤷
@nowthatsjustducky
2 жыл бұрын
Risers... I think those bleacherlike things were called risers. (This is a memory from 1980 at the earliest...Winter/Spring part of my 6th grade year.)
@Glitche0275
2 жыл бұрын
@@nowthatsjustducky RISERS! Holy crap, that's what they were called!
"Make me boss and i'll save OUR Company"
@hiimryan2388
3 жыл бұрын
ッJustSomeoneWithANezukoPFP yes
@redditreview1800
2 жыл бұрын
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The last story reminded me of something I went through in middle school. I have a few learning difficulties so the school assigned me a teacher who acted as an advisor. She didn't help other than simply nagging me and telling me I'm just being lazy. After a few months of no improvement she told my mom I might have adhd and though she didn't explicitly say it she gave the hint that if I don't get meds for it I'll be kicked out of school. Now I also have a autoimmune disease so my reaction to medications can be more than the normal person. We go to the doctor and they give us the weakest form of adhd meds since my doctor didn't think I actually had it. The next morning I took it before school. First period I'm sitting in the front row and I can't think straight and feel extremely nauseous. I raise my hand to ask to go to the nurse but I can't even speak from the shooting headache that was forming. My teacher was concerned and I pointed to the door and he let me go. I stood up and nearly fell from how dizzy I was thankfully my teacher caught me and walked me to my advisors office. She starts to call my mom and while it's still ringing she turns to me and goes "is it really that bad? Can't you just make it through the day" I just gave her as much of a death glare as I could in that state and my mom took me home. After that I had a new advisor, no longer had to take the meds, got exempted from a class that was most difficult for me (and the most useless) and my old advisor was moved to a different position in the school. I'm still pissed she didn't get punished more than that and her new position is as a advisor for elementary schoolers. Let's just hope she learned from her mistakes and doesn't force parents to give their kids meds Edit: I went to a private school so we didn't have a dedicated nurse. And the useless class was latin. Where we had to learn the dead language and got a ungodly amount of homework.
I hate it when people get snappy about being rude when kids are trying to tell them about a genuine emergency. It's literally the only time interrupting and being loud is okay.
A few (21) years ago, I went to my boss and asked him for a modest $2 an hour raise and he told me "No!" and when I told him about all the work I was doing warranted the hourly raise at first I was told "But you don't have a college degree in anything!" and then I was told "But all those jobs are in your job description!", which they weren't because I was doing the work of a machinist, two supervisors, and three engineers, and my actual job title was "assembly person"!! Around the same time I was taking my daughter to a number of medical appointments that she required! The company I worked for was fully aware of her condition as well, and I told them when I had got hired that this was going to happen! BUT ALSO I was in the middle of divorce from my second wife at the same time, which is partly why I felt like I deserved the raise too, because I had been with the company for five years and I still only earned just $0.30 more an hour then when I had started there. And everybody else who'd been hired with me (in my group) was earning $12 to $15 while I was struggling at just $7.80 an hour! THEN the company fired me for "missing too much time" because of my divorce court dates, and my daughters' many doctor visits! And I was only "over" on my time off by just 8 lousy hours!!! And there was literally a number of people still working there that were weeks and months "over" their allowed "time off"! And this is when things got interesting!! You see, I had argued that for five years they had never hired or trained a single person to do the jobs I was doing!! And the day after they fired me, that is when the company called me up, begging me to return to work!! Come to find out NOBODY in the company could do the work for the four customers I was doing the jobs for, and because I was the only person that had been trained to do all the work for those customers/departments, nobody knew how to do the metal fabrication, or the assembly of the products I built! And they had fired or laid off anybody and everybody else who I had trained or trained me on the jobs I had done for five long years!! Ultimately the company went out of business in just six months, and before they did, I was told that they were paying an outside vendor to build the steel boxes I built to the cost of $800 a box, which was funny to me, because I could build 20 of them in an hour for $7.80 an hour!!! ALSO when they called me up and demanded, and begged me to take my job back, I told them I wouldn't do it for anything less than $30,000 a year annual gross income, and they refused to even counter the offer!! Instead they told me "Go luck" and I told them "Right Back At You!"!!
@pinkyssj4
2 жыл бұрын
That was so satisfying to read 😄
First story: Business success is always reflective of its workers' efficiency, which in turn is reflective of the competence of management. If a manager is rude and abusive towards their workers, the workers will in turn be less productive, leading to either a worse reputation or net losses. It's no surprise that anyone who's working in a leading position only for power and profits can't understand this, and will unwittingly run the business to the ground. Second story: Any douchebag who wanna sexually harass staff members deserves this kind of treatment. I just wish more of these kind of establishments would just normalize denying any would-be customers service if they make any unwarranted demands. Third story: If bosses actually cared about understanding the work that their employees are tasked with, maybe they wouldn't be trying to cut corners for their own profit. Unfortunate that some don't come to that realization before they're faced with repercussions that could cost them their entire fortune and/or freedom. So yeah, OP did his ex-boss a huge favor with this deal. Fourth story: Man, Tennessee sounded like a dumpster fire (pun intended) back in the late 1900's. I can only guess that the school morals have improved to some degree since then, but judging by how people keep saying that education in the US is inadequate, biased, and way too costly for most people to afford (at least for college), I can't help but thinking that it hasn't improved at all.
I always thought this phrase was hilarious and didn’t realize it was an actual thing. “They make a dollar, I make a dime, That’s why I poop on company time!”
Yeah I managed the warehouse at an IT business once, when it went all from paperwork to digital (early 2000s) I’d often got yelled at for just staying around at my terminal, looking very much like I didnt do anything. Yeah boss, you are upstairs or doing jobs outside of the building, ofcourse you just see me standing around at the end of the day when I’ve done all my duties. Jesus, get off my back will ya ?
6:58 "I guess i was wrong to hire you you"re fired" Ad:"exspect it to happen at any time" it was TDBankUS Edit: this actually happened btw
My boss spent my entire year of employment telling me I was one of her worst employees (even though I completed her insane to do list every night. We closed at midnight- only two people and didn’t get out til 2am cause of things she demanded get done. And when I finally quit, she texted me six months later asking if I could cover some shifts cause she needed help and no employees would stay more than a week
This is where op in that last story should have just fainted to teach that woman a lesson
I had worked for an auto parts manufacturer and as the plant was closing, employees were let go in groups of 10-15 at a time. When it was my turn, they told me to pack up and then escorted me to my car. What they did not know was that, as supervision/management had changed several times during the 15 years I'd been there, they had no idea as to everything my job entailed. I had started as the admin assistant, but was continually given other duties. The issue was, when a supervisor or manager changed, the new one had no clue as to what my job was. I like things to run smoothly and efficiently. Why take 15 steps when can 10 get the same results? Because of that, most coworkers had no idea as to what I did to make their work lives easier. I handled all admin duties, as well as ensured parts were shipped per schedule, handled payables issues (over- and underpayments), the plant calendar, and so on. A friend told me later that management stated in a meeting that they had let me go too soon.
I would throw an temper tantrum if anything like the last story happened. I don't need education from a school which can't care for my health.
I kindat had one "wait your turn" story! Basically, my friend broke his leg by jumping of the school roof (public schools in Brazil are wild) So I rushed to get help, but the teacher was in the hall and said "Wait here! The principal is talking to-" "*friend* BROKE HIS LEG!" Then she rushed to help! Sometimes, my panic sindrome helps :3
I feel bad when the spoiled kid of a bussines owner runs the bussines like a slave house and eventually run the bussines to the ground
@beulahjohnson2757
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
This happened with my son-in-law getting fired. He wasn't even malicious, it was the clients and employees there being "eff you then" that caused the firing owner to suffer a total collapse of his business within six months of firing the guy who 5X'd his business for him, with "okay thanks for making me rich with profits, you're fired now" being the gratitude. The icing on the cake was when the owner offered to sell his business to my son-in-law a year later, and my son-in-law told him (truthfully) that he can't buy it because he already has more business than he can handle coming in for free, so no point in paying to get more business that he can't handle due to the popularity of his newly formed business. The owner tried two more times over 5 years, each time asking for less and less, until he gave up trying to sell it, the last offer being 1/10th his first asking price lol.
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I poop on Company time
I've been listening to your podcasts on Spotify ever since I began working the closing shift at my job. I don't get off until 2, 4 am, and your podcast helps make it bearable. Thanks, Rslash!
@redditreview1800
2 жыл бұрын
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I would have demanded that they fire the person who thought it would be a good idea to fire me.
Well Well Well, Another Boss getting fired. My favorite breakfast food
@Spartan11117777
3 жыл бұрын
And it’s a dumb Boss at that, so it’s Natural Selection. 😆
The nurse one hits home man. I one was opening a window at school and it broke on me and cut my wrist open. I calmly went to the nurses office and tried to go in while she was with another student and she told me to wait outside till she comes out. So I sat on a bed and waited as a pool of blood formed on the floor.. she comes out and screams and I calmly say I think I need to go to the hospital... will never forget that
Those last 2 stories reminds me of when I was driving for a certain trucking company known for their blue trucks and trailers. I'd just dropped off a load in the same city that has their 2nd largest terminal in the US, in the peachy state of GA. This happened back around 2003 or 2004. Company policy dictates that all drivers must fuel up when visiting any terminal you visit. This terminal also had the addendum that all drivers must go through their safety inspection lane for a full inspection, top to bottom, front to back of the truck and trailer (yes, they even had a pit so they could inspect the under side of the equipment). So, I fueled up, went through the safety inspection lane, then went and dropped my trailer, as instructed by my dispatcher. All of the parking spots for bobtails (the tractor part of tractor trailers), so I drove past all of the trailers to where the wrecked out equipment was stored, and parked for the night. I hopped into my sleeper to get my 10 hrs of rest (back then we could only log 11 hrs drive, and had to have 10 hrs off duty). Well, I wake up in the morning, and jump in my seat, light up my Winchester Little Cigar, crack my window, and grab my Qualcomm to let my dispatcher know that I was ready for my next load, but I stopped. My fuel gauge was buried on E. That's when the smell broke through my foggy head. I immediately rolled up the window, extinguished my smoke and got out of my truck. Sure enough, there was a river of diesel flowing from underneath my truck, and into the creek behind the terminal. I RAN to the shop. The shop manager sees me run in at full speed, and says, "That's the thing I hate about drivers. You think that everything's an emergency, and your equipment takes top priority." I said, "Well, I did my job. Just letting you know about the 300 gallon fuel spill that's going into the creek behind the terminal from my truck parked next to the wrecks," and casually walked back back to my truck. Not even 5 minutes later, the safety man, shop foreman, terminal manager, terminal lead, and all other big wigs of the terminal were standing in front of my truck with their mouths agape. I got out of my truck and looked at the shop foreman and asked, "I thought you said this wasn't an emergency to get riled up about." God, if looks could kill. The safety man began asking questions: "Did you fuel up when you came in? How much fuel do you think you've lost?" "Of course, as per company policy, and 300 gallons as my fuel needle is below E." I already had the hood open and it. He asked, "In your daily inspections, you never noticed a bulging fuel hose?" We could all see the wet engine. He was obviously trying to throw me under the bus, but homey don't play that game. I answered. "I do my dailies every day. BUT, as you can see, the fuel line is on the inside of the main frame. Can you see the hose? Of course, none of you can. The only way it can be seen would be by someone in a pit, such as the safety inspection lane at this terminal, so, your boys should have caught that when I arrived last night." The terminal manager then realized something, and asked, "Did you idle your truck all night?" I answered, "When I got here last night, it was 38 degrees F, and it got down to 33. Of course I idled all night." His response was, "How the F--- are you still alive? The carbon monoxide in that cab... I can't imagine." I told him about waking up with a groggy head, headache, sore and burning throat and chest, but assured him that time in the fresh air was helping. They were talking about having to call the EPA, the fines they'd have to pay, plus having to pay to have 10 ft deep of ground dug up from under my truck, all the way to the creak, pay to have the fuel cleaned up from the creek - needless to say, millions of dollars. The safety guy realizes I'm still there, hearing all of this, so quickly takes me to his office so I don't hear more. Anyhow, 30 min later, a forklift tows my truck into the shop to be repaired, and I receive my next load while waiting. I'm out of there within the hour. Yeah, I found out from other drivers, they never called the EPA like they were supposed to, and none of the hazmat clean up was never done. Too bad I had no way of recording the incident back then..... But I love this having an emergency situation, yet being told to wait your turn kind of stories, to see it bite those in authority in their derierre.
Someone: Makes money America: Hippity Hoppity ur money is now my property
@tabytastick
3 жыл бұрын
Right, the money they take, taxes, goes for many things I am sure you use everyday. Do you think they take to much? Vote! One party wants to take more of your income(higher taxes) while the other want to let you keep more of you income(lower taxes). I urge you to look I to which one does what and cote for the best option. They take the money but it is still our money as long as it's spent how we want it. So vote for how much you want to give and for how you want it spent. Oh, then at the end of them borrowing taxes from you they give some back, if you gave to much or have kids. Taxes are you lending money to your goverment with out them paying interest on it. If you didn't pay in your fare share (like everyone eles) then yes you pay in more at the end, but that just ment you had more through out the year to use. But again. One party is for lower taxes for all, they other is for higher taxes for all. Vote!
@ssj4xenofen422
3 жыл бұрын
Taby Tastick r/wooosh
@tabytastick
3 жыл бұрын
@M B no, I am not. How did I say I want things for free? I pay my taxes, every year thank you. I have no issue with any of that. I stated how taxes work. Where are you coming from?
@tabytastick
3 жыл бұрын
@@ssj4xenofen422 ok
@Jaiden_Anime_Shuns
3 жыл бұрын
M B You are mistaken. Wanting everything for free is communism sir.
If you see this have a good day I love you!!!❤️
@eerie3223
3 жыл бұрын
I love you too 🥺
@merrim3794
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Emmy. Love you too. Thanks for spreading good vibes. ❤
Guys nobody cares if you’re first. You’re not even first rslash is
there has to be a kind of training or something to teacher at how to respect other they've dealt with children with so much power that i think they kind of forgot what respect is
@rizon72
3 жыл бұрын
There are also some kids who are very good at faking it. This is the problem. Without the fakers most of these ignore stories wouldn't exist.
@lpfan4491
2 жыл бұрын
@@rizon72 That's not the problem tho. That's like if the police decided to not show up when they hear a gunshot because people have been faking those recently.
The fact that r/slash makes these videos that it’s to the point where it amuses 1.73 MILLION people.
never would’ve let a teacher tell me not to talk like that🤣
His boss payed for his whole degree now thats smart
Those teacher ones make me angry. EXTREMELY
We never get enough rSlash, I’m like waking up early just to listen to the new one. LOVE your content
I was in chemistry class with Mr Barr, who was normally a pretty cool guy. For some reason this day he was being a jerk and demanded that I not speak until he told us too, and if we wanted to speak to silently raise our hands and wait for him to call on us. I see that he has just dropped a still lit taper from lightning his bunsen burner into the trash can. It starts to smoke and I can see wisps of flames starting, I say "Mr.Barr" to which he says to shut up and raise my hand. So I do, he avoids looking at me and keeps talking. Eventually he calls on me, so I calmly point to the now well alight trash can saying "the trash can is on fire sir!" He panics and puts the fire out, shouting at me for not speaking up sooner. I point out I did and he told me to shut up. It was totally worth getting shouted at.
For the very last one. You shouldn't have comply to her and just yell I BROKE MY WRIST
So my dad was around 10 years old 1990 and he was at my grandma's, his mom's house and he was hanging something from a coat hook made of porcelain (kinda like glass and wood combined). Grandma, who is a nurse, was on the phone with another hospital coworker and my dad accidentally yanked his jacket off the hook and the hook broke and made a fine pointy end. When the jacket came loose my dad lost his balance. When he tried to regain his balance he ran his arm right along the hook making a roughly 7 inch cut that was on the bring of bursting. My dad calmly walked up to Grandma while she was on the phone and told her he hurt himself and she said, "Hold on honey, I'm on the phone." Dad told her that he was starting to bleed and she again said to hold on a minute. Dad said he needed help and right then the cut burst open with a pop and Grandma immediately said "I gotta call you back" and slammed the phone down and they went to the hospital.
The old computer one! LOL. I feel you. We have a 15 year old POS system and it's constantly fucking up, then we get blamed. Yeah, it's getting corn meal in the keyboard on the first terminal that is making the second terminal (no keyboard) freeze up. 🤣🤣🤣
Going to the bathroom on the clock? Dude when I was a camp counselor we got paid to sleep, bathe,. eat, go to the bathroom all on the clock.
Op in the second story if pulling some really good malicious compliance and I love it how the boss is trying to rip off the op and how he is about to lose all his money 😂.
I’m going to take this moment to plug his merchandise go to his site buy some adorable puppy bloopers And my favorite that awesome hair cut on that shirt
Me just watching Rslash You makes a video Me: alright hi time to leave that video and come to this one
@dreamarson4421
3 жыл бұрын
This is what happened every day for me XD
sorry for double post, but couldn't help it. The trashcan one actually happened to me, but when I was yelled at for barging in like that, I didn't shut up I just said "OK but the trash can is on fire"
Damn right, OP! Boss wants to fire you? Sweet! Get that money and force the Boss to pay for your school! Ha ha! That'll teach him!
None of these stories were new to me, but all were interesting to revisit (particularly #2). Eventually they'll become classics and every Reddit-repeating channel will present them as just discovered. Odd how it seems to work that way.
@siukong
3 жыл бұрын
It's the new Circle of Life. The Circle of Reposting.
The last two stories about the fire & broken arm remind me of two stories I think you read a long time ago. One involved th poster trying to tell a Best Buy(I think?) employee that they saw some guys stealing only to be forced to go to the end of the line. The other the poster was trying to warn the cashier at a gas station that he gave them to much but the guy had an ego. Bonus: Poster knows the owner so cashier was in trouble, double bonus is that he's been fucking up the change the whole time.
"5 times pay is too much!" Yeah, let's hear that when you are facing federal charges for tax evasion.
Dude should get him an "atleast you tried" cake.
Hey rslash. I've been an avaid listener for over a year now. I used to come home from my graveyard shift and listen to your stories to unwind. I still listen to them when I get up to ha e my morning coffee. I just wanted to say thank you for doing this. You have gained more subscribers and you haven't changed. You take the time out of your day to find these stories, edit your videos, and keep your puppy quiet. So I just wanted to say thanks for that 🙂
good on op for typing that whole story with one hand since the other clearly had an iron grip on his ex-boss' balls
@redditreview1800
2 жыл бұрын
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I remember my teacher in the 90's telling a kid "don't shout out like that unless the school is on fire". A few weeks later a kid's comedy show on TV had a teacher using thay exact same line in a class full of smoke, with a kid whining "but the school IS on fire!"
I just wanted to say I love your long videos. No one does long form stories in reddit better. Keep up the fantastic work. You’ve made quarantine that much better. Thank you.
Some of these are either complete bs or a minor miracle
The thumbnail just screams "you couldn't live with your own failure and where that brought you? Back to me"
As the joker once said, even I’m not crazy enough to take on the IRS!!!
Similar thing happened to somebody I know. His company got bullied out of a contract by a larger multinational but he got called back to contract at a huge rate because his company had optimizations and tricks that saves hundreds of hours per week that contractually THEY owned.
I thought he said loaded missile not pistol. I was so shocked how he didn't react.
@magnatcleo2043
3 жыл бұрын
He may be a terrible boss, but he clearly hasn't reached Bond villain level.
1:40 I've got intestinal issues, so I got paid even more to poop haha
I tell the IRS, we fired an employee and he stole all the tax records, here's his name and address. That's how I would have dealt with an audit.
@Benkenobi8118
3 жыл бұрын
Had this happen once. Boss failed an audit and accused me of falsifying inventory records to save his own ass six months after he contracted me on to do inventory. I had a backup and showed him the records the day I left that were different from the inventory records they submitted to the auditor. Told him, "they don't match. Whatever happened is on your watch not mine. Discovery will be interesting." He got the hint and left me alone. Always keep records when you are asked to leave a job. Always.
Imagine you have enough ability to be a hacker (with ALL of the company files on YOUR pc) and your boss fires you so he can save some money.
Hey rSlash, can you please cover r/IDOworkherelady? Loads of good "you fool, I AM the manager" ps. I'm goin to keep commenting this until you either cover it, or say that you won't
I wonder what rSlash's voice would sound like reading r/ThatHappened stories
Honestly, what the kid should have done was to call 911 after making an attempt to tell a teacher they broke something. School could get into serious trouble for child neglect or child endangerment. She'd be fired by the end of the week.
People don't quit jobs, they quit bosses!
I love this channel because his narration voice is so on point and I love his story telling. Also that binging ability though
"A conglomeration of duct tape, spit and cussing." You mean Possum Lodge.
@zarzee8925
3 жыл бұрын
YES I see not enough references to this show, and by not enough I mean basically none
Last story, kids at any age most always get no respect or acknowledgement. That's one reason why you see such a good number of Reddit stories where they get cutoff in lines, shoved out of the way, spoken over, told to mind their manners, told to shut up or outright ignored. It's not really surprising that so many end up with little to no respect for 'elders'. You want respect, give respect.
I heard the first story several times now. I love the way rSlash reads it. I love the way you narrate stories rSlash.
That one about the person with the google drive is a HUGE W
I need compliance from Karen.
Yeah....If I was the parent of the op of the comment where the director was snippy towards them when they were trying to tell them that they'd broken their wrist, I'd have sued the school and raised hell until they were no longer employed there!
The 3rd story with the millionaire firing the guy, should have let him eat the mistake he made. Saving him from Karma's loving embrace was a huge disservice to him in the long run. He should have been allowed to eat that entire humble pie.