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r/Maliciouscompliance Obey the Dress Code? LOL OK!

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an obnoxious who likes to control people just because he can control people. He rides OP about the office dress code, so OP is happy to maliciously comply by exploiting a loophole in the company dress code that allows him to proudly display his thick chest hair. Careful what you wish for, boss!
0:00 Intro
0:08 Bye bye business
3:36 Clock watchers
5:30 Dress code
7:11 I control the system
9:22 Early retirement
👌 r/Maliciouscompliance Mom: "DON'T DISCIPLINE MY CHILD!" Babysitter: "lol ok" • r/Maliciouscompliance ...
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0

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  • @pivotgurl
    @pivotgurl2 жыл бұрын

    The dress code story reminded me of my grandpa. During WWII he was an airplane mechanic on an airforce base in south England. The airforce had a strict dress code where everyone had to wear a collar and tie every day. None of the mechanics paid attention to this rule because, obviously, having loose clothing (like a tie) around machinery is very dangerous. One of the officers flipped out at the mechanics for breaking dress code one afternoon and demanded that the next day EVERYONE would have to wear a collar and tie or he'd have them dishonorably discharged. My grandpa, being a somewhat rebellious man, decided to comply. They wanted him to wear a collar and tie? Fine. He told some of his buddies what he was planning to do, and they all thought it was hilarious and agreed to join in. So the next morning the mechanics reported to their hangar wearing collars and ties. ONLY collars and ties. They got in a bunch of trouble, but they had, technically, followed their orders, so no one was discharged.

  • @lukezhang3017

    @lukezhang3017

    2 жыл бұрын

    your grandpa is a madlad.

  • @berylwheaten9385

    @berylwheaten9385

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @AgeRevalution

    @AgeRevalution

    2 жыл бұрын

    surely this deserves to be an rslash story

  • @pivotgurl

    @pivotgurl

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Wolf-dog Cat-dog My grandparents didn't get married until after the war, and I'm not sure if any of the others had wives/girlfriends at the time.

  • @pivotgurl

    @pivotgurl

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Wolf-dog Cat-dog Yes, they all lived on the base.

  • @AzureKyle
    @AzureKyle2 жыл бұрын

    You have no right to complain about the loyalty of your workers if you won't even bother to show them even a scrap of sympathy. Like OP said, loyalty works both ways.

  • @thesun5275

    @thesun5275

    2 жыл бұрын

    Im loyal to my warehouse job because they were sensible when i was having back problems and family issue. The other job i had that said we were "like a family" fired me over the false accusation i called a coworker i never talked to a bitch. Despite they knew me well enough i would expect they would believe me better than that. Thinking about it i believe it was a bullshit firing because they started having "money issues" or just wanted me gone with "cause" because a month later I saw my job posted with much more pay.

  • @AzureKyle

    @AzureKyle

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thesun5275 Yeah, sounds about right.

  • @goonerbear8659
    @goonerbear86592 жыл бұрын

    "We think of this company as a family!" "I've seen how my family runs a business together. I don't work with family."

  • @eugeniscockrin1314

    @eugeniscockrin1314

    2 жыл бұрын

    if a job says their like a family its a red flag

  • @tgdm
    @tgdm2 жыл бұрын

    OP's manager from the second story about clock watchers makes me think of a "supervisor" I worked with at a home improvement retailer who balked at my unavailability during certain days because of college courses. She said "You need to get your priorities straight. Kids today have no job loyalty!" "Priorities? My priority is to NOT have to work in retail for the rest of my life. And why should I show loyalty to a corporation who has made it abundantly clear that they consider me expendable and act like it's a privilege to work for them instead of treating me like an actual human being? Showing loyalty to them isn't job loyalty; that's Stockholm Syndrome."

  • @fuze-tom9721

    @fuze-tom9721

    2 жыл бұрын

    what

  • @nyx0103

    @nyx0103

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fuze-tom9721 basically boss telling OP that working retail is more important than education.

  • @Feorblack

    @Feorblack

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nyx0103 Just because in the past there was easy to accomplish a good life without any study and doing low salary jobs, dont mean that nowadays this is still true. But bosses is from that generation, the result is that they think study is BS and you can maintain a family nowadays with these same crap jobs that they had in theirs young age, ignoring all the increased expenses we have today and the crap payment. And also, different from that time, you cant ascend anymore by just doing these jobs. But they really think that you can become a CEO just by working in MC Donalds-ish jobs for 10 or 20 years!!! It is insane.

  • @KumiChan2004
    @KumiChan20042 жыл бұрын

    That's the kind of chill everyone wants in that last story.

  • @johngennaria7081

    @johngennaria7081

    2 жыл бұрын

    One of the reasons takeover purchasing need a team to go over existing contracts. The OP in last story had a clause the new owners never bothered with and now he was able to fix things up for family. Added points for OP sticking that other opportunities line back at the young idiot.

  • @roxyfox7831
    @roxyfox78312 жыл бұрын

    "Loyalty works both ways" I'm going to use that

  • @zwabbah4841

    @zwabbah4841

    2 жыл бұрын

    did you use it 3 months later?

  • @josephnorris4095
    @josephnorris40952 жыл бұрын

    That last one was the best. I deleted an email sent to me by HR, that I was not supposed to get, that literally called me a idiot and other such stuff. Had I known then what I know now, I would have forwarded that email to my personal account. In fact, the HR lady came back, all in a panic, and I did not understand at the time. Oh well, live and learn.

  • @Proxyy7

    @Proxyy7

    2 жыл бұрын

    You can recover some of those emails, depending on how long ago that was

  • @Indian0Lore

    @Indian0Lore

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, that time frame is about 30days.

  • @dekoomers

    @dekoomers

    2 жыл бұрын

    If you saved that email and got terminated afterwards ... You would have lawyers lining up to take your wrongful termination case.

  • @PotterBrony82
    @PotterBrony822 жыл бұрын

    If it meant moving 4 hours away, why not set up work from home option. Chat support doesn’t require being in office. I know this took place before global issues, where the viability of working from home was really made apparent, but it’s not like it didn’t exist before that.

  • @nekosimp7751

    @nekosimp7751

    2 жыл бұрын

    maybe this was a story from a long time ago

  • @jurb417

    @jurb417

    2 жыл бұрын

    it's entirely possible the employers couldn't/wouldn't allow working from at home. But I definitely would agree if OP didn't ask about it.

  • @jurb417

    @jurb417

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nekosimp7751 the lawsuit has been going on since 2019.

  • @gringa978

    @gringa978

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bomb idea to start a company doing this

  • @Feorblack

    @Feorblack

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, I had a work that was perfectly fine to do home, since it was basically an AutoCAD drawing job. But some companies just want to keep close every employee to keep sure they are working and not just pretending. The funny thing is that my personal computer was faster than the ones the company had, and if I was in home office, in fact, I could had done it faster than going in there to do the same thing!!! (they have really bad computers, and this is a kind of heavy software so...)

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza2 жыл бұрын

    “I read entitled parents, some families are super toxic” [NODS IN PTSD FROM TOXIC FAMILY AGGRESSIVELY]

  • @Frost_Daddy

    @Frost_Daddy

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hope you're doing ok

  • @Chriscraft-ug3sz

    @Chriscraft-ug3sz

    2 жыл бұрын

    How was your family toxic? (If you don’t mind me asking)

  • @maieen2665

    @maieen2665

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry you had to go through that. I hope you're doing better nowadays

  • @ZombieSazza

    @ZombieSazza

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Chriscraft-ug3sz sure! My mother psychologically abused me and enabled my brothers abuse, whilst forcing me to care for my brother full time, care for her and be responsible for the household when I was a child, so a child bringing up another child, who was violent, whilst being hardcore neglected. Bunch of other stuff, but they were POS. Don’t have any contact with them, and cutting contact was the best thing I’ve ever done for myself

  • @ZombieSazza

    @ZombieSazza

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Frost_Daddy I’m okay these days! Learnt to live with it, doesn’t get triggered all the time like I did when living with my family/being in contact with them, used to have a mental breakdown a few times a month, now I’ll maybe have a large breakdown during key trigger dates (my birthday for example). Thankfully have really understanding friends who became my family :)

  • @papabear1333
    @papabear13332 жыл бұрын

    Just because we have the same last name does not mean we are “family” 🧐😉🤣🤣

  • @roguegallery7839

    @roguegallery7839

    2 жыл бұрын

    Right

  • @runtergerutscht4401

    @runtergerutscht4401

    2 жыл бұрын

    If it were that way, lots of "smiths" and other common last names all over the world would be a family and that's dumb

  • @lusharaafton1081

    @lusharaafton1081

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I wish I was family with my last name's holder, id be rich

  • @xX_Ghostie.Girl_Xx

    @xX_Ghostie.Girl_Xx

    2 жыл бұрын

    All of the Hernandez, Gomez, Lopez and every other last name would be a scary family unit

  • @velvetdarksoul8741

    @velvetdarksoul8741

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@xX_Ghostie.Girl_Xx and Perez

  • @philtrumble
    @philtrumble2 жыл бұрын

    As I'm listening to these maliciouscompliance stories I have my own. I was a 5th year plumbing Apprentice working under a toxic micromanaging boss who also was a licensed plumber. I was about to start soldering half-inch pipe. When he questioned my abilities so I handed him the torch and solder and asked him to show me how he would like me to do it. It was the ugliest solder job I had ever seen and also the only leak in the system. My journeyman came over and asked me WTF did you do I told him what we have done and we both sat there for 5 minutes laughing at the our boss was sending us to do things she wasn't even capable of accomplishing himself.

  • @philtrumble

    @philtrumble

    2 жыл бұрын

    @John, "dere" wilkinson the dude was awful. He wasn't even a good manager. This wasn't the first time he was over my shoulder telling me I didn't know what I was doing while starting a job. And after that little event all I got were the absolute worst jobs on site. I'm just glad the pay was the same.

  • @BeanManolo
    @BeanManolo2 жыл бұрын

    I feel the OP on the story that got docked half their day's pay should've checked with a labour lawyer, because I may be wrong, but I feel what that manager did was MASSIVELY illegal

  • @amberkat8147

    @amberkat8147

    2 жыл бұрын

    It would be in the U.S. Forcing people to work off the clock is called wage theft. You can't dock pay for hours worked either. A lawyer would have had a field day with them. And that company who bought out the other company and didn't renegotiate the contracts of the workers they'd acquired but "didn't pay commission"- I'm pretty sure that was illegal too. And extremely unethical- they just bought it to eliminate the competition in that field and have the new employees teach their people how it worked so they could then fire them without paying them all of what they'd earned. Companies today cannot be trusted as far as the buildings they're in can be thrown and must be watched like hawks.

  • @guitarbass22
    @guitarbass222 жыл бұрын

    I’ve heard the one about the guy who worked at the company and wouldn’t give them login credentials until he got his commission check. What he SHOULD have done was given them the info when the check cleared. The new owners could have been petty enough to pay the stop payment fee on that new check immediately after handing it to him, because they “don’t pay commission.”

  • @noahm6506

    @noahm6506

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol tf

  • @iplaybadgames317

    @iplaybadgames317

    2 жыл бұрын

    they asked for the login not the password... he should have said ill give you the username for my commision, but the password is 2,000

  • @guitarbass22

    @guitarbass22

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@iplaybadgames317 You’d think they already had the username. Lol.

  • @Bigfire253

    @Bigfire253

    2 жыл бұрын

    Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't that be illegal to stop a check like that especially if it's a payment for services rendered (ie. Wages)

  • @guitarbass22

    @guitarbass22

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Bigfire253 Hey…they’re the ones who say they “don’t pay commission.” So I wouldn’t put anything past them.

  • @BobBlumenfeld
    @BobBlumenfeld2 жыл бұрын

    Regarding the undershirt segment, I expected OP to come in wearing a button-up shirt with only two buttons ... at the bottom.

  • @morgandouglas6014
    @morgandouglas60142 жыл бұрын

    OP from the second story has more patience than me. If what happened to OP happened to me, I would have looked for another job and then once one was secured, resigned with no notice.

  • @JoeSpringer97
    @JoeSpringer972 жыл бұрын

    Hands employee termination notice. Recipient smiles. Cue Final Fantasy boss music

  • @SteviiLove
    @SteviiLove2 жыл бұрын

    The hairy chested dude is fantastic honestly

  • @lunalovengood9670
    @lunalovengood96702 жыл бұрын

    Lol the title. My friend, A. went to work one day and her coworker was wearing a bra over her shirt. When A. addressed it and talked to her higher ups, they said it was trendy. The next day, A. walked in wearing underwear over her jeans. I love her

  • @mels3958

    @mels3958

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can’t decide if I want the undies to be big granny undies or a g-string. 🧐

  • @annied1827

    @annied1827

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mels3958 🤣🤣

  • @Catmoore60

    @Catmoore60

    2 жыл бұрын

    Definitely a thong with a great big “Eat Me” on the front.

  • @mels3958

    @mels3958

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Catmoore60 that’s hilarious!

  • @addicted2mako
    @addicted2mako2 жыл бұрын

    The clock watchers story is pretty much my story, except instead of a dying relative, it was being unable to work for a week due to the 2021 snowstorm. Lost an entire paycheck, and I’ll never forget being penalized for something that far out of my control. As soon as I get the chance, I’m dropping this job.

  • @Violetstrike

    @Violetstrike

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good course of action

  • @Sevencatsinatrenchcoat
    @Sevencatsinatrenchcoat2 жыл бұрын

    Whenever someone says "in this company we're like family" I immediately think of the fact that over half of my family is in jail.

  • @wellhi2430
    @wellhi24302 жыл бұрын

    I'm always torn between listening to these first thing in the morning or to help me go to sleep. Good morning everyone 😊

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard11442 жыл бұрын

    1st story: RM: hey, so im retiring now, yes, very sad, anyways bye everyone! New RM: I'm gonna destroy this business's whole career Moral of the story: if it ain't broken don't fix it

  • @iamafigmentofyourimaginati3480

    @iamafigmentofyourimaginati3480

    2 жыл бұрын

    "If it ain't broke, don't fiddle wit it."

  • @Foxhood
    @Foxhood2 жыл бұрын

    An old, yet often learned the hard way lesson when it comes to acquisitions: Never assume and triple check everything. Especially the outstanding contracts! Tailored contracts are landmines that can hide in a purchase and spring onto you.

  • @fyrman9092
    @fyrman90922 жыл бұрын

    Loved the last story. The young whipper snapper cost the company a boat load of money. Someone in HR probably forgot to pass along the memo to not let the guy go. Oh well. Transitions can be expensive.

  • @BobBlumenfeld
    @BobBlumenfeld2 жыл бұрын

    Regarding rSlash's comment, "In this company, we're like a family," it seems to me that families like that also tend to be strongly paternalistic, with Father controlling everyone's lives.

  • @ohnosmoarlulcatz

    @ohnosmoarlulcatz

    2 жыл бұрын

    And they'll throw you out on the spot once they feel like they don't need you around

  • @black1917

    @black1917

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ohnosmoarlulcatz Then, when it’s all falling apart, try to guilt you into coming back “BeCaUsE FaMiLy”.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes7462 жыл бұрын

    Commission story: I would have deposited the check and made sure it cleared before handing over the credentials. That or require a certified check/bank check.

  • @giovannigonzalez7864
    @giovannigonzalez78642 жыл бұрын

    You know. I would be smiling too if one day while I would be busting my ass off at work and my employer out of nowhere fired me, to then realize I would basically never have to work again.

  • @michaelpiper8198
    @michaelpiper81982 жыл бұрын

    I ROFL at the thought of some guy freaking out flipping through pages faster and faster as he mutters "the hair, that damn hair, oh god"

  • @bluestreaker9242
    @bluestreaker92422 жыл бұрын

    Man, how many times must it be said? Don't fire the guy who was keeping your company afloat! I just wanna have that voice clip of Mel Blanc on standby where he's going, "You'll be sorry!" just for situations like this. XD

  • @nightrayneraven1323
    @nightrayneraven13232 жыл бұрын

    The op with the hairy chest must have groomed his chest hairs the night before and before he left for work

  • @zdog3293
    @zdog32932 жыл бұрын

    I will never tire of hearing stories of bosses backpedaling after realizing their mistake.

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo22342 жыл бұрын

    I hope that everyone is having a good Saturday!

  • @user54363

    @user54363

    2 жыл бұрын

    :]

  • @defyspy

    @defyspy

    2 жыл бұрын

    You too

  • @iaminsideyourwall5243

    @iaminsideyourwall5243

    2 жыл бұрын

    :D

  • @thebeastclub7277

    @thebeastclub7277

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hope you have a good Saturday too

  • @godassasin8097

    @godassasin8097

    2 жыл бұрын

    exams on weekends

  • @Hybrid301
    @Hybrid3012 жыл бұрын

    The thing about family is that sometimes it’s amazing, and other times it toxic and abusive.

  • @willowsverge3046
    @willowsverge30462 жыл бұрын

    Loved the “hairy” compliance!

  • @abrahamthebewildered1448

    @abrahamthebewildered1448

    2 жыл бұрын

    That manager landed himself in quite the hairy situation.

  • @ShiftyKen08
    @ShiftyKen082 жыл бұрын

    Loving that last story! Just smile and hit them where it hurts!

  • @spacellama6357
    @spacellama63572 жыл бұрын

    one of my friends got dress coded (she’s 16f, i’m 17m, both juniors) for wearing a tank top where all that was showing was her shoulders and we’re getting a bunch of our friends (girls, boys, nb, etc) all to go to school monday wearing crop tops and tank tops because the dress code fuckin sucks

  • @cuddlestsq2730

    @cuddlestsq2730

    2 жыл бұрын

    School dress codes make no sense to me, apart from when the school has a uniform. We don't have dress codes here, nor do we have uniforms. I've never heard of a single girl getting in trouble of the clothes she wore, whether it be shoulders showing or cleavage. The US makes no sense to me, claims to be all about freedom, but then it's restrictive af.

  • @guitarbass22
    @guitarbass222 жыл бұрын

    Finally get to watch this near upload time instead of during lunch. Yay weekends!

  • @penelope9440

    @penelope9440

    2 жыл бұрын

    Just because we have the same last name does not mean we are “family” 🧐😉🤣🤣

  • @jackmack4181
    @jackmack41812 жыл бұрын

    The dress code reminds me of the story where an entire school full of boys wore kilts to school because it was too hot. (The rule was something along the lines of, you can only wear skirts in the summertime but the guys got no such help in summer for they wore all black clothes)

  • @kattenkuma
    @kattenkuma2 жыл бұрын

    That last guy is the most Chad person I have ever heard about

  • @bumblebee560
    @bumblebee5602 жыл бұрын

    Dabney is my favorite redditor. I have such amazing memories of my dad reading me stories, and a collection of vintage story books from him. My dad used to do all the voices just like he does. His new daughter is so lucky to have a storytelling dad.

  • @sparkplug1018
    @sparkplug10182 жыл бұрын

    I love stories about people who mess around with strict dress code rules. Back in middle school they brought in these stupid uniforms, with stricter rules for the girls, including requiring "sensible underwear". And me being the smart ass I am noticed that the rules were pretty strict, but never said a boy couldn't wear the girls uniform. So I asked mom to get me the girls uniform, sensible bra included, which she thought was as funny as I did, and got it. Yeah I had a lot of fun pissing off the admins that year, they changed the rules to be less strict the next school year.

  • @emily-tristancresswell1863

    @emily-tristancresswell1863

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is an absolutely glorious move.

  • @astrofan1993
    @astrofan1993 Жыл бұрын

    That last story reminds me of a rather appropriate quote: “To get people to abide by a contract, and act in accordance with the guidelines set out within, is simply to ask them to respect the concept of fairness. It is not a large request. How are there those who still do not understand such simplicity?” -Zhongli (Genshin Impact)

  • @AuntLoopy123
    @AuntLoopy1232 жыл бұрын

    I loved that last post and the comment that went with it. Businesses should ALWAYS be wary of not paying people properly.

  • @nuckingfutsguy
    @nuckingfutsguy2 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't hand over the loggin credentials until the check cleared

  • @patriciakinsley2047
    @patriciakinsley20472 жыл бұрын

    Our company CEO says the same thing "Company is family" or "Company is your second home since you spend so much time here". I cringe everytime this is said. My manager repeats it and I pretend I'm listening to her. If a company is family how come the profits the company makes aren't distributed to the low-level workers like us 🤔

  • @Enki1013
    @Enki10132 жыл бұрын

    Good ones, as usual, but that last one got me here (holds fist to heart). Good for him. (smh and limh) Good for him.

  • @QuietChaos1996
    @QuietChaos19962 жыл бұрын

    THE THIRD STORY [about the dress code] IS ABOUT FOOD LION!!! I KNOW BECAUSE I WORK THERE, TOO!!!

  • @jaciryznar5743
    @jaciryznar57432 жыл бұрын

    All I could hear in the first one was ‘Chad support specialist’ 😂

  • @queenofputrescence5167

    @queenofputrescence5167

    2 жыл бұрын

    Probably shows my age but your comment makes me think of Florida presidential ballots in 2000. By the way, I heard "Chad support specialist" also.

  • @mountainman1700
    @mountainman17002 жыл бұрын

    Dress code story. So I was the main programmer for a small website shop. As I didn't deal with the clients (designers did that) but just made whatever the client and designers came up with work, I was given an office in the back and was allowed to wear whatever I wanted - normally t-shirt and sweats/shorts. Boss hired an office manager (OM) to keep jobs on track so he could focus on other things, and he complained about my sloppy attire. Boss asked me if I would mind doing business casual. I verified with both of them that khaki-style pants and polo or button down shirts fit the definition. Yes. Asked for one more week in my normal attire because I didn't have time to go shopping. Granted. Actually that was just to wait for my new wardrobe to arrive. Monday of my being a team player, I was the last one into the meeting room for our start of the week meeting. Got a lot of compliments on my bright orange Hawaiian shirt. OM seethed. Boss just laughed - knowingly. Next day, bright red Hawaiian shirt. Wednesday, black with chili peppers. Thursday, light blue ocean waves with ukuleles. Friday, classic cars. I wore those the rest of the time I worked there, outlasting the OM. Still have them twenty years later. They're in great shape. I say the boss laughed knowingly because there was one incident where I wore a shirt with a chili pepper on it that said, "Bite Me." Boss asked me not to wear that shirt again as it was just a bit much. I said okay. Tuesday, I wore a shirt with a mosquito on it (a gift from someone who went to Wisconsin where the mosquito is their state bird). "What did I ask you yesterday?" "Not to wear the shirt I had on. This is a different one." (silently staring, gears turning) "How many Bite Me t-shirts do you have." "Five. All gifts if you can believe it." "Fine. Get it out of your system this week then no more." "Thanks, boss."

  • @alexanderhenby1362
    @alexanderhenby13622 жыл бұрын

    You dont work a second that isnt paid. I'm a new manager at a convenience store and I found out day one another new hire hadn't been paid for the last 3 weeks. I told her to go home and call the state labor board and to possibly sue the company for back wages.

  • @abrahamthebewildered1448

    @abrahamthebewildered1448

    2 жыл бұрын

    I somewhat disagree, but with an annotation that you need to be smart about it. If a company tries pulling sh*t with you, drop them like a sack of bricks. You miss one pay cheque for me, or are late, or skim on the amount that we officially agreed on, we're going to have a problem right away. Coming in early to do extra work off the clock, or working through your unpaid lunches, and the like can show initiative and benefit you under the right employer. I've had no shortage of raises in most places I've worked, and others I dropped. One guy tried to not pay me once, but changed his mind within a few hours. Now, it's not necessary to work outside of your hours, but then if our pay cheques are different, and I get the promotion, then you can't complain. Those who act get the rewards.

  • @Zeke57
    @Zeke572 жыл бұрын

    So nobody gonna talk about how the middle left dude packin

  • @1313nate
    @1313nate2 жыл бұрын

    That first story sounds very familiar. A job I used to have lost their only client, yes there was another call center up north and only a few people actually moved. Yes it closed down not long after. I think this was where I worked! The events and timeline check out. In the end, the higher-ups we're supposed to have backup clients lined up and in the end, they didn't even have one. Small world

  • @QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse
    @QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse2 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t figure it out until my late 20’s but to anyone just starting out - if you hear “we’re like a family here” at a job (or in other business/work/money related situation) RUN. That is a massive red flag.

  • @finalchapter1899
    @finalchapter18992 жыл бұрын

    What is with companies trying to fire older employees when new bosses come in? Wouldn’t you want people that know what there doing and have been with the company for years to hang about?

  • @scuba535

    @scuba535

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s to save on payroll. They can hire people that cost a lot less and brainwash them to work the way the new company wants them to.

  • @Wesley_H
    @Wesley_H2 жыл бұрын

    “We’re like a family.” Sooo is that like a loving, compassionate family with like empathy and understanding and stuff, or are we talking like a Mafia family?

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky2 жыл бұрын

    half a day paycut for 15 minutes? Pretty sure that's illegal pretty much everywhere

  • @03creeperboy
    @03creeperboy2 жыл бұрын

    story 1: i understand rSlash's point but hey it had turned in OP's favour story 2: how a qruel company is getting less money then they thought story 3: i love to get these type of stories about the dress code because they make me laugh inside story 4: how 1 unpaid check can leave a bigger dept story 5 (comment): for those who would ask i woud have said " a magisian never tells his/her secrets"

  • @NielsMulvad
    @NielsMulvad2 жыл бұрын

    Current job; My boss gives us "flexible" hours, just be there the amount of time you are contracted for. While not offering overtime. Also my boss; "No you can't leave early even if you didn't use your lunch time". (we pay our own lunch). "I expect you to be done with this today"... leaving a good hour or two's amount of work, when there is 30 min left on the clock... Many other examples could follow. Then my boss, when I am the co workers, I am put to train (whom I have since been drilling to watch their clock in time, so they don't cheat themselves) starts leaving on the dot. "Guys, production is slipping, we need to catch up, can't you work a little extra?".... Nope, we can't, we are off. Meetings is scheduled with the boss, and the owner (small business), I have been documenting when I go in, and when I leave, for the past 18 months. And while I have not calculated the exact amount of hours, I know I am at least in the "green" timewise with 70h+. Gonna be interesting how that turns out.

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.12332 жыл бұрын

    The last story was so enjoyable, I listened to it twice!

  • @ayedee6681
    @ayedee66812 жыл бұрын

    Had something similar, worked many hours unpaid overtime, wanted to leave early one friday to help a family member, was told no comp time, and if i left before 2pm i'd be docked half a days pay. So i worked until 2pm, and left, only to be told on the monday I was gaming the system and taking advantage of them. needless to say, I had a new job soon after.

  • @mikelaplante1837
    @mikelaplante18372 жыл бұрын

    That last one was fucking savage

  • @LocalPersona5Person
    @LocalPersona5Person2 жыл бұрын

    Nothings better than listing to Rslash to start your day♡!

  • @soralockhart8428
    @soralockhart84282 жыл бұрын

    I'm just gonna say that it's fine to be a rules lawyer to an extent, but complaining over a darker undershirt is stupid since I'm sure the guy was doing his job

  • @brett2themax
    @brett2themax2 жыл бұрын

    Comment for algorithms, love you rSlash. Have you ever thought about reading r/askscience or r/asklawyers or other technical stuff? There is some pretty great stuff.

  • @ki8079
    @ki80792 жыл бұрын

    I love when i’m up early enough to catch the uploads!😭

  • @bostonrailfan2427
    @bostonrailfan24272 жыл бұрын

    Not everyone is cut out to be the boss of a company, unless you’re suggesting that the OP subcontract out as consultants and contractors it was hard to justify in the OP’s mind doing that job as the boss as there’s more to owning a company than just special skills

  • @HobieInTheBox
    @HobieInTheBox2 жыл бұрын

    I agree, but starting a company is a lot of work, effort and pressure. Idk if anyone could just handle the position as the big boss, no matter how tempting it is.

  • @theoceansdepps5012
    @theoceansdepps50122 жыл бұрын

    I’m going to end this man’s whole career the op in the story like in one of them I’m not sure which I haven’t watch the full video yet.

  • @majinvenom6501
    @majinvenom65012 жыл бұрын

    Who allowed the men in the thumbnail to have so much swag?

  • @callmewolf3910
    @callmewolf39102 жыл бұрын

    Hey guys. Today is my 28th birthday. Thank you rslash for helping to put a smile on my face. I just got over covid but I'm exhausted and depressed from this horrible virus.

  • @_Chessa_

    @_Chessa_

    2 жыл бұрын

    You fought it like wolf

  • @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821
    @jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw68212 жыл бұрын

    last story is great. guess the young guy wasnt taught to read during business school

  • @cpypcy
    @cpypcy2 жыл бұрын

    Last one is just one really delicious cherry on top.

  • @natsukxshii
    @natsukxshii2 жыл бұрын

    the last story is beautiful, good for him

  • @jimmiemurvin1871
    @jimmiemurvin1871 Жыл бұрын

    If stupid dress code rules are what managers think about and focus on, its a wonder any real work gets done. Where do these people come from? Why does anyone let them out into the light? And is this what's taught in business courses in colleges and universities? I fear for the future of the human race.

  • @frogsarekool4393
    @frogsarekool43932 жыл бұрын

    I have a swim meet today and this is perfect to get me going

  • @Sencilia
    @Sencilia2 жыл бұрын

    Glory to the chest hair!

  • @abrahamthebewildered1448

    @abrahamthebewildered1448

    2 жыл бұрын

    Glory to manscaping!

  • @paperkay
    @paperkay2 жыл бұрын

    Why are Americans uncomfortable with body hair? I never understood that. They seem to treat body hair as if it was filth or something. As if having a normal human body was somehow dirty.

  • @alejandrovalenzuela7994
    @alejandrovalenzuela79942 жыл бұрын

    I learned that companies dont give a shit about you being loyal and putting extra effort, maybe to some individuals, but you are always replaceable

  • @abrahamthebewildered1448

    @abrahamthebewildered1448

    2 жыл бұрын

    Need to leave them then. They'll be stuck with the worst workers and go under eventually. The system works.

  • @NordTimmy
    @NordTimmy2 жыл бұрын

    Wow this guy really LOVES the r/Maliciouscompliance subreddit.

  • @chatarrra7457

    @chatarrra7457

    2 жыл бұрын

    it's like petty revenge but the people don't cross lines so it's funnier

  • @NordTimmy

    @NordTimmy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@chatarrra7457 They said "Do it", and then I did it, and then they regretted it. It's getting reppedetive.

  • @chatarrra7457

    @chatarrra7457

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@NordTimmy yeah but the things that they do are always different and malicious compliance is really skyrocketing in popularity right now so why wouldn't he take the chance to be a part of it

  • @NordTimmy

    @NordTimmy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@chatarrra7457Yeah that's how the game works especially here on KZread.

  • @baileyivey762
    @baileyivey7622 жыл бұрын

    It has been 2 years since I’ve seen your videos I am now In love with them

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes7462 жыл бұрын

    Chat story: OP may have had neither the financial resources or the managerial/business training experience to start up his own company. And the client was apparently unwilling to do so as well since they offered direct hire positions.

  • @0Heeroyuy01
    @0Heeroyuy012 жыл бұрын

    dude the last 2 were boss lvl moves

  • @Gamerboy.95202
    @Gamerboy.952022 жыл бұрын

    Great stories today can't wait for next ones

  • @steveon104
    @steveon1042 жыл бұрын

    i would have given them fake login credentials

  • @gameglitcher
    @gameglitcher2 жыл бұрын

    How can you afford to do that? Oh you know, got fired..

  • @aeonvalley8589
    @aeonvalley85892 жыл бұрын

    Daily reminder that you are loved and appreciated even if you don’t know it

  • @viviathan

    @viviathan

    2 жыл бұрын

    :) ty

  • @_Chessa_

    @_Chessa_

    2 жыл бұрын

    And then your mind tells you that you should die. well mine does anyway. Lol

  • @aeonvalley8589

    @aeonvalley8589

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@_Chessa_ don’t do it. I know it seems super tough but if you can just get over this tiny part in your life then things will definitely get better. It could take weeks or months or years even but trust me when I say it 100% does get better with time and a positive attitude

  • @adamguymon7096
    @adamguymon70962 жыл бұрын

    7:09 If I was OP I would have colored one half of my chest hair blue and the other half white then had the chest hair poofed out and showing? I wonder if that would get him to say something or not? I know I'm an ass?

  • @lisashafer9
    @lisashafer92 жыл бұрын

    Love listening to these videos at work.

  • @nara_saya
    @nara_saya Жыл бұрын

    Clock watcher: I heard that some time HR payroll actually deducted salary from overtime and such into their pockets. I don’t believe that until my OT is exactly the same as my team leader but she got lesser than me which impossible because her base salary is higher than me, we confront and it a whole mess.

  • @aquablurekh910
    @aquablurekh9102 жыл бұрын

    That didn’t happen to me but I really feel satisfied. Stupid company owners.

  • @Bella-hk3ds
    @Bella-hk3ds2 ай бұрын

    3:12 4:08 5:03 6:19 9:36 10:18

  • @camocat2
    @camocat22 жыл бұрын

    Right on time :>

  • @spencergwin9454
    @spencergwin94542 жыл бұрын

    Easy to say what someone "should" do when you do not know them and have zero context. Plus, just because you went the self-employed route doesn't make it for everyone. Considering, OP and you would be entirely different self-employed types and in different industries. It's not as easy as you would make it seem. Most self-owned businesses fail to survive a decade.

  • @lisakaz35
    @lisakaz352 жыл бұрын

    Love that last story.

  • @tmntaddict
    @tmntaddict2 жыл бұрын

    OP's unbuttoned collar is what a former boss did. This creep thought he was the sexy sh*t and all the time would wear his shirts with the collar opened enough to expose a good patch of white chest hair. To say nothing of my female dept. lead...🤮🤮

  • @jessicamorgan3568
    @jessicamorgan35682 жыл бұрын

    Dormamu, I have come to reset my password...

  • @meepthescorpio6367
    @meepthescorpio63672 жыл бұрын

    Interesting, some nice malicious compliance never hurt anyone

  • @KMS781986
    @KMS7819862 жыл бұрын

    the 3rd & 5th story were SOOO funny

  • @thebrightphoenixx
    @thebrightphoenixx2 жыл бұрын

    I was listening and not watching for the first story so I thought OP was saying Chad support and not chat support so I was confused at first, until I put two and two together

  • @_Chessa_

    @_Chessa_

    2 жыл бұрын

    I swear he says Chad instead of Chat. XD even while listening and reading it. Lmao

  • @robbyndesmarais747
    @robbyndesmarais7472 жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately opening your own company like that requires the equipment like computers, internet etc to do. Probably couldnt afford anything like that