r/Maliciouscompliance Be Careful What You Wish For!

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash2 жыл бұрын

    Go to buyraycon.com/rslashyt for 15% off your order! use code "Holiday" Brought to you by Raycon.

  • @datgaydangernoodle1315

    @datgaydangernoodle1315

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dont think i will cos i have neat earphones already, but AWESOME vid again mate :D

  • @justinomzigtig9212

    @justinomzigtig9212

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love your videos because everytime I get home from school you have already posted like rn 2hours ago. And my school js from 7.25 am to 13.00 pm

  • @vulcorethegreat1220

    @vulcorethegreat1220

    2 жыл бұрын

    Look i had to do this. "No! This is Patrick!"

  • @weezylone

    @weezylone

    2 жыл бұрын

    For 20 bucks more you can get equal or better sound, more features and longer lasting batteries with the Google Pixel Buds A-series. And the olive green ones are cool. Still great stories well read.

  • @katherineknapp6604

    @katherineknapp6604

    2 жыл бұрын

    😊

  • @ThePurple628
    @ThePurple6282 жыл бұрын

    "Watching toddlers really shouldn't be that hard hun." Ma'am, have you met a toddler? Yeah they can be cute, but they can also be the most nightmareish and stressful beings to deal with on this planet. It's one of the things I keep in mind when people say they don't want kids. I get it. I'm glad OP decided torture was the best route.

  • @Ajehy

    @Ajehy

    2 жыл бұрын

    There’s a reason you have to watch them like hawks and put child locks on everything. Plus they’re fast little buggers!

  • @annied1827

    @annied1827

    2 жыл бұрын

    The story about the toddlers made me laugh sadly she's got worse to come lol mine were premature and my youngest hit her terrible twos at age 5 ill let that sink in, ok she was tiny in size of a 12-18mth clothes but she was a nightmare to live with lol. Well her teacher came out one day looking like hell saying she was a nightmare tantrums having fits etc I told her oh, she's fine she's just hit her terrible twos she's also teething with her 18 mth baby teeth, she said but she's 5 how is she having her terrible twos? I explained because she was premature she's finally catching up and I know this because the Dr told me while laughing he said we just have to ride it out actually he found it hilarious !! She looks horrorfied and said so what do we do how do we deal with it ?? my reply well between 9am-3pm she your problem any other time she's sadly my problem. And you just have to figure it out sadly she didn't come with a instructors hand book and she changes everyday just like with any toddler, the teacher looked totally defeated and said is that it ?? 😶 I said oh and good luck with that 🤣🤣 got to say it was a relief once she got through that stage lol

  • @pipersmama6040

    @pipersmama6040

    Жыл бұрын

    Toddlers are like drunk people. They won’t listen & when they get hurt they blame you for it.

  • @anamethename3327

    @anamethename3327

    Жыл бұрын

    Toddlers, second only to Customers (Looking at you Karen)

  • @melrobertson2743

    @melrobertson2743

    Ай бұрын

    I'd rather herd cats than work with toddlers, cats aren't as obstinate and temperamental as toddlers

  • @dinahmyte3749
    @dinahmyte37492 жыл бұрын

    As someone with sensory issues, crying babies and snoring are two things that make me irrationally mad. It immediately sets my jaw on edge. I understand that babies will cry until they learn speaking skills and snoring isn't anyone's fault, so I don't get mad at them. But I've been called rude for putting in headphones or leaving a waiting room with a crying baby or heavy breather... It's insane to me that people will find me rude for removing myself from a situation that I know will set me off...

  • @finalchapter1899

    @finalchapter1899

    2 жыл бұрын

    I... sensory issues aye?

  • @Mistfall254

    @Mistfall254

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@finalchapter1899 lol, Scottish joke

  • @kiaradanielle7903

    @kiaradanielle7903

    2 жыл бұрын

    I would say it’s nicer that you remove yourself from a situation where say a mom can’t remove a baby if their sick. I don’t understand why people would think you’re rude for that. Like what??

  • @noobiesensei6281

    @noobiesensei6281

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bruh, it's just rude of you to have issues and not be perfect. Like, how dare you !

  • @wolvesrfun

    @wolvesrfun

    2 жыл бұрын

    Right? How dare you not kneel down and do the bidding to someone else’s “angel rainbow sparkle baby uwu” Should be grateful people are nice enough to respectfully walk away instead of being mean to a baby. I get that we don’t need to cater to people in public, but walking away from things that other you literally doesn’t hurt anyone.

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr19992 жыл бұрын

    Infants are a nightmare if you're not prepared for one... Twins are much more than double the trouble since it seems like they have an exponential increase of trouble for the icing on top. As a Santa, I've had more than my share of fussy, upset, and wiggleworms and this has taught me more than I ever thought possible about parents in general as well as the kids. That old woman was just looking for a target for her sourpuss'ness.

  • @KapitainvonHass

    @KapitainvonHass

    2 жыл бұрын

    My oldest niece was TERRIFIED of Santa when she was really little so she just cried the whole time on his lap. Which I thought was weird since she wanted to see him and sit on his lap. And my father and I stood in line with them for at least 30 minutes for that to happen listening to all of her and my other niece's complaining AND all the other kids. It wasn't a fun time for 12 year old me....

  • @nickball4071

    @nickball4071

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a twin I can confirm that we do this on purpose. One goes one way the other another because at least one of us will evade capture. My mum has videos of my twin and I baby talking to each other (making our plan) then executing it, unluckily for us she had my older brother and stepdad there as back to chase down the escaping twin.

  • @jaspr1999

    @jaspr1999

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@KapitainvonHass - I am so sorry that happened. If it helps, I'm a wheelchair Santa that visits the kids in the hospital so the setting and atmosphere is much different.

  • @jaspr1999

    @jaspr1999

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nickball4071 - Yeah, but I bet it was fun to try to evade them as long as possible! :-D

  • @nickball4071

    @nickball4071

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jaspr1999 absofuckinglutely

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza2 жыл бұрын

    “I guess watching toddlers really isn’t that hard after all” Was this posted by my sister? Because that sounds exactly like my sister, she would 100% do this with a massive shït eating grin. She doesn’t have twins, but when my nieces were still wee they liked being talkative and loudly expressing themselves, most folk don’t mind because y’know, they’re kids, they’re not doing it on purpose, but sometimes you’d have someone give her a dirty look. One day we’re on the bus, my sister, me, and my 2 nieces, and the youngest was about 9ish months old and loudly expressing how much she liked the bus (same kiddo, same). The bus was quite empty as it was later in the day, we’d been out all day visiting places so we were travelling back home, so there was a young guy at the back with headphones on and not caring, a dude with a dog at the front, and this old wifie who was just utterly miserable, the sort that would be upset that a child dared to breathe near her. She tried loudly clearing her throat, making “hmph” noises, glowering, and tapping her foot loudly, and eventually as my niece was starting to settle with a bottle she LOUDLY started ranting (which set off my niece again) about how my sister was clearly a “terrible mother” and how “looking after a baby is easy”, how she was “completely irresponsible” and “obviously neglects” my niece because she was a literal baby, who was hungry and tired. My sister just said “oh is it easy to look after babies? Okay, you can do it for me then, seeing as it’s so easy, I’m sure you’ll manage with absolutely no problem!” The old wifie looks appalled, and continued her tirade “You’re irresponsible! Why would you give your baby to a complete stranger? You don’t even know me!” To which I piped up “Why would you tell a complete stranger how to care for their child? You don’t even know us.” She got the hint, muttered under her breath in her seat for 5 minutes until it was her stop, and had to listen to the cacophony of cries until she left. My niece settled down after the wifie left, obviously she could sense a great disturbance in the force.

  • @Manglethefox238

    @Manglethefox238

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh my God! This is hilarious!

  • @dracko158
    @dracko1582 жыл бұрын

    Karen: *"DON'T TOUCH MY LOUNGE!!!"* *Sits, and scratches her "expensive" floorboards* Also Karen: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

  • @ItsIdaho

    @ItsIdaho

    2 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if she did all that on purpose. Or if she is really that dumb-

  • @dracko158

    @dracko158

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ItsIdaho Maybe both. Karens are that dumb. XD

  • @RiptoGakt

    @RiptoGakt

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is what I wish my cat had his front-paw claws back for. ^_^

  • @Kruhee

    @Kruhee

    2 жыл бұрын

    It kinda feels like a scam tbh, but she was so dumb she didn't realize it wouldn't work.

  • @omegadragons321

    @omegadragons321

    2 жыл бұрын

    i see you on every single one of rSlash’s videos

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson2 жыл бұрын

    14:46 "The customer service LADY hands the LADY *his* paperwork" One of these things is not like the other.

  • @ItsNateNotNathaniel

    @ItsNateNotNathaniel

    2 жыл бұрын

    No one asked lol

  • @michaeledmunds7056

    @michaeledmunds7056

    5 ай бұрын

    The sentence can still make sense with a third person who isn't present, I guess. 😂

  • @jaxsonbateman
    @jaxsonbateman2 жыл бұрын

    I'll just mention that severance pay isn't necessary a global thing. I don't think I've ever had a job with severance - they're all entry level, and I do know that some workplaces have redundancy packages (that's specifically for roles that are no longer required, rather than someone fired for X or Y reason), but yeah, severance in Australia at least isn't a widespread thing.

  • @gmun2248

    @gmun2248

    2 жыл бұрын

    It really just applies if you have a contract and the contract is broken by the employer, or they essentially 'pay' for 'breaking' it when they end your employment. It exists everywhere with labour laws, but it rarely applies to entry-level or hourly pay workers, and HR rarely allows a company to fuck up so badly that they break a contract in 'letting someone go'. There are always loopholes, and they are usually in the company's favour, or they can word them so they are. Unless an interpretation of severance pay would be paying someone the equivalent of 2 weeks notice. Sometimes that applies.

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur2 жыл бұрын

    Judging by how many of these seem to consistently be work-related, I'm grateful that I work where I do

  • @Minimiki1758

    @Minimiki1758

    2 жыл бұрын

    I feel that my guy lol, I'm so glad I dont have too many stories about bad job experiences

  • @nahi.03

    @nahi.03

    2 жыл бұрын

    I just got my first job I'm hoping for one Karen and the rest smooth sailing 😂. It's holiday season though so the Karen's are at full power

  • @KapitainvonHass

    @KapitainvonHass

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same. I work in machine shops, don't have too many stories or anything. Just that some of the people are dumb as hell

  • @tiredman99

    @tiredman99

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same.

  • @ywnfighter1290

    @ywnfighter1290

    2 жыл бұрын

    Where u work

  • @johngennaria7081
    @johngennaria70812 жыл бұрын

    Gotta love it when a boss works someone to the ground and get bit with malicious compliance. Also, if I was the manager, you'd bet your but I'd get OP checked out and if they cannot work, I'd bust my ass to cover for them rather than force working hurt.

  • @johngennaria7081

    @johngennaria7081

    2 жыл бұрын

    @ContradictoryCrow depending on a specific branch it's not always the case......but it still does gold up for a general consensus. Especially with major players in specific fields

  • @fireice3040
    @fireice30402 жыл бұрын

    These videos are always so good, because they asked for it themselves, they caused their own problems

  • @yorgunkirmizi
    @yorgunkirmizi2 жыл бұрын

    On story two, when I heard ‘it disturbs german speaking people’. This is literally a line used by an ex boss of me in Germany. That we cannot speak any other language in the office (even in our breaks) because it disturbs the german speakers. Some Germans are like this unfortunatly. They see the immigrants lower than themselfs and when immigrants have more language abilities than they have, they get disturbed…

  • @schrodingerscat3741

    @schrodingerscat3741

    2 жыл бұрын

    ....wooo racism......

  • @yorgunkirmizi

    @yorgunkirmizi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@z3r0ut78 how tf would you understand a foreigner speaks “gangster” language. Dafuq is this comment man

  • @markusajo5007
    @markusajo50072 жыл бұрын

    There is something funny about talking of high quality audio and the importance of it when advertising for raycon

  • @JeriWeirdo

    @JeriWeirdo

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why? Are raycons bad?

  • @Doofindork

    @Doofindork

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't mind KZreadrs hustling and selling products even if I don't like said product. That aside; I agreed, its not even snobbery that raycons aren't high quality audio. There are better for cheaper.

  • @demo3645

    @demo3645

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JeriWeirdo raycons are awful lol. spend the extra on airpod pro’s, they work for every phone and are amazing

  • @nomar5spaulding

    @nomar5spaulding

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@demo3645 Too bad they come from Apple. I would rather buy a daily kick in the nutsack then ever spend another dollar on an Apple product.

  • @MsNoPixel

    @MsNoPixel

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@demo3645 supporting sweatshop made products from apple… nice 👏🏻🙄

  • @ac31ell
    @ac31ell2 жыл бұрын

    I've got a bit of a story myself, so I'm an ex championship dancer, and I had to retire due to an injury. The dance I did was Irish dance, I had a solo outfit and everything. In the academy I went to I had a rival, a guy I'm gonna call J. I'm a trans guy and I still have a friend in the academy who is MTF, N, and she's told me what happened. So about a week before we were gonna fly out to go do our World Competition, which was my first worlds and I was super excited, J told me that he was gonna take my spot and I wasn't gonna end up going because he was better and more experienced. Turns out he was right because I broke both my legs three days before flying out from stepping wrong and tumbling off a stage. I was devastated and my legs were mangled. J did end up taking my place, but the kicker is- he made us lose first place for worlds because of his wanting to take the lead in a 6 hand. N had told my instructor what she heard J say and J got screamed at. Best way I can describe my ex mentor: The Gordon Gay Ramsay of Irish and River Dance. So I guess it's petty revenge and malicious compliance but he cost us the win and quit not long after that. I recently attended my ex mentors wedding with his now husband and I finally dusted off my old hard shoes for the occasion. I've grown from my Irish Dance stage and now pursue Criminal Psychology and consider myself a drag artist. My family at the academy is still there but the main part I'm upset about? I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT LEAST 5'5 AND I'M STUCK AT 5'2 CUZ THE INJURY

  • @ink2812

    @ink2812

    2 жыл бұрын

    … perfect way to end it:3👍

  • @maxskogh6289

    @maxskogh6289

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice story, if a bit hard to read.

  • @25aspooner
    @25aspooner2 жыл бұрын

    Good morning R/alarmclock! That punctuality is admirable! Thank you for all the awesome videos. Coffee and RSlash is my morning routine now

  • @Lilith-Rose

    @Lilith-Rose

    2 жыл бұрын

    For me in the uk it's a 2pm upload, so the notification tells me "time to take the neighbours dog out". Thankfully it's raining today so I actually get to watch the video on time for once

  • @lekyshacintron5160
    @lekyshacintron51602 жыл бұрын

    Baking cookies with Rslash as my background noise has been my routine for the past few days 😅

  • @hamzasultan96
    @hamzasultan962 жыл бұрын

    The first story is proof of why a good work ethic and positive attitude should always be your only way to work for someone. Flaunting authority and relying on being a favourite to someone powerful will eventually catch up to you. Also, always get the doctor's note. Never try to take one for the team and compromise a way to work so no one else gets overworked. I know it sucks to be in either extreme but if something happens to you during your shift, that would be even worse than just getting yourself checked out and letting your doctor decide if you can get through work and still heal up.

  • @GTSE2005
    @GTSE20052 жыл бұрын

    Moral of the story: Don't mess with a contractor or suffer the wrath of the rock

  • @anormalcorpus4804

    @anormalcorpus4804

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bring it on

  • @hankkingsley9300

    @hankkingsley9300

    Жыл бұрын

    Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

  • @oliviamoore3426
    @oliviamoore34262 жыл бұрын

    Trust me when I say as a producer, the raycon Audio quality is really really bad. The base drowns out the regular sounds and if you remove the bass, the regular sound is just bad. They have essentially boosted the bass and there’s too much bass. But don’t just take my word for it. Google or KZread raycons and make up your own mind. I’d go for other earbuds than the raycons.

  • @oliviamoore3426

    @oliviamoore3426

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@cringlepingle yes, I know. It’s quite sad just how bad raycons are

  • @shiny4984
    @shiny49842 жыл бұрын

    Karens really hare a different species One second they are "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS!" and the next second they are teaching you every single step on how to raise YOUR kids (in the karen way, meaning screaming at you)

  • @franciscojaviermendezrinco1902
    @franciscojaviermendezrinco19022 жыл бұрын

    Seventh story: What womam is of the saddest losers I know. I bet because her children are adults and living on their own, she can't torment them as she wishes, so she has to conform with workers.

  • @soleyen7539
    @soleyen75392 жыл бұрын

    When you finally get to watch rSlash instead of listen to it and find out he leaves important parts out of stories, multiple times each story. It's a bit disappointing.

  • @charminglady2011
    @charminglady20112 жыл бұрын

    So a part of me thinks the story with the broken ankle, the boss did that on purpose. Because if op further injured himself on the job, then legally they would be responsible. He would be out longer and on the company dime.

  • @emmasandfort5095
    @emmasandfort50952 жыл бұрын

    I love listening to these before class. Always a treat

  • @paden1865able
    @paden1865able2 жыл бұрын

    I'm really glad that you use such primo recording equipment, but I do miss puppy bloopers.

  • @DreadEnder
    @DreadEnder2 жыл бұрын

    I wish for more r/Kevin or Kevin’s videos They did very well on your channel and it’s been ages

  • @jefftitterington7600
    @jefftitterington76002 жыл бұрын

    In my area it's standard to make a real estate offer conditional. Having a satisfactory home inspection (at buyer's expense), obtaining financing, and selling the buyer's previous home are common. A poor home inspection means the buyer can back out or reduce the offer. It's basically a negotiation, and you can offer or ask anything legal. We had someone buy our house, without appliances, then make a side offer for them. She didn't want to mortgage the purchase of used appliances and we were ok with that. (Major appliances are often included in the offer to purchase - just a custom and up for negotiation.)

  • @BlackFox999
    @BlackFox9992 жыл бұрын

    Good morning, another day to scout out breakfast

  • @geminilius
    @geminilius2 жыл бұрын

    Wow, raycon's marketing budget must be immense. I hear them on almost every video I watch.

  • @sadlad335
    @sadlad3352 жыл бұрын

    The way rSlash sighs as he says "sure enough" tells me he knows plenty about fussy babies lol

  • @marshallf8678
    @marshallf86782 жыл бұрын

    Why do managers hate chairs or stools? Like we can’t be on our feet all day it’s not wrong to be sitting as long as it doesn’t impact the work.

  • @Darth_Reposter
    @Darth_Reposter2 жыл бұрын

    Second Story: OP lived in the Netherlands, Spain and Austria! It is my firm belief that OP might be an Hapsburg.

  • @lauthequeen5847
    @lauthequeen58472 жыл бұрын

    I love watching your videos on my morning school break lol you always post on time and I love it. Thank you r/slash!

  • @Richard_Nickerson

    @Richard_Nickerson

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Tommy Gaming Stop spamming your Rick Roll bull

  • @Far2hip
    @Far2hip2 жыл бұрын

    That first deep scratching sound would have given me a big grin. The second one after she signed the release would have made it turn to a huge smile, lol. 😁😁

  • @spitfire4115
    @spitfire41152 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for uploading in the morning cause now I can listen to you while I work in class. Also everyone have a good day.😊

  • @shiftychaos
    @shiftychaos2 жыл бұрын

    7:20 the fact that sitting down is considered unprofessional in America is deeply ableist. I snapped my kneecap basically in half five years ago and I couldn't afford to get it treated so I'll probably have pain when I stand and walk for the rest of my life. This has made finding work impossible. I'm a trained video editor with a degree in film production but I can't find work right now. unfortunately, all the open positions in my tiny town are service jobs, which require standing for eight hours straight. I can't even stand for 20 minutes without getting winded from the pain. It really fucking sucks.

  • @HairyHariyama

    @HairyHariyama

    2 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't be surprised if the real reason behind the sentiment is companies not wanting to spend money on chairs for their employees.

  • @RiotWild

    @RiotWild

    2 жыл бұрын

    So if you have the money to have a primary care doctor that will go on record confirming that you can still get those jobs. During interviews they ask if you can perform your job duties "with or without accommodation." Say yes, get hired then request an accomodation through the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act). Your doctor will have to fill out paperwork. Technically the job can try to argue that a chair would put undue burden on the company but that wouldn't really fly in court. They are way more likely to just give you a chair at the register

  • @DaveC2729
    @DaveC27292 жыл бұрын

    One time when I was working construction, I placed my ankle badly due to a dip in the concrete where it led to a drain. Normally I'd have recovered, but I had been up next to my boss's work pickup to talk to him and it got in the way. I gave my ankle a really nasty sprain. I didn't go to the doctor, kept working, and my boss was ok with me walking reeeeeealllly slow for a couple of weeks. It took more like six weeks before my ankle was back to full strength. Watch out if you get a sprain; the injury will want to repeat itself because it directly weakens the muscles, tendons, ligaments or whatever that would prevent it.

  • @chawaynepollard5623
    @chawaynepollard56232 жыл бұрын

    I know that lady in the twin toddler story isn't my mother but dear god she did that every time someone complain about anything she was doing with us.

  • @PlutoNCH4CO
    @PlutoNCH4CO2 жыл бұрын

    I love starting my day off listening to your videos!

  • @adamlesandrini312
    @adamlesandrini312 Жыл бұрын

    I'm a disabled veteran. Every so often, my knee acts up, especially if I'm standing in one place a lot, maybe every 3 months or so. So I used to work fast food, and requested to sit on a stool when performing a stationary job (only for the day my knee was bothering me), like taking drive through orders, or taking the money/handing out the orders. The owner refused, claiming I was in the way, even though because of how close I pulled the stool, I was actually less in the way (at the window, you were boxed in, so there was no possible way to be in the way). This combined with other fairly substantial issues led me to make the jump to a new career, and she was baffled when I quit and wouldn't stay on at all.

  • @lakeyde5276
    @lakeyde52762 жыл бұрын

    Have a good day!

  • @sankai91
    @sankai912 жыл бұрын

    Me at the end, only listening while doing something else: "What the f is an ear butt?"

  • @HaiseKuromeruMMD
    @HaiseKuromeruMMD2 жыл бұрын

    I understand the hustle but i will never buy over priced products like Raycon and I noticed that every KZreadr advertised products tend to be too exaggerated or really bad.

  • @that_0ne_c0c07
    @that_0ne_c0c072 жыл бұрын

    6:30 when he said ET-Regina i thought he said "Aunt Regina" and it reminded me of when i was 4 and i said "Aunt Regina is a Ho Ho Ho!"

  • @kierrific1357
    @kierrific13572 жыл бұрын

    Someone: fall in line Me: *trips over absolutely everything including my own foot*

  • @schrodingerscat3741
    @schrodingerscat37412 жыл бұрын

    I'm not sure what managers are expecting to happen when they see proof of a serious injury and demand a doctor's note anyway.

  • @andreachristensen5383
    @andreachristensen53832 жыл бұрын

    $200 worth of light bulbs?!? Damn that's a lot of bulbs

  • @CrazyMeansCreative
    @CrazyMeansCreative2 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if for the ankle injury the manager asked a doctors notes so that there was proof of an assessment of the injury before she came to work. If she had come to work despite being injured without the assessment and it got worst, then it would have been hard to prove what happened when. It would then turned into a work related injury and paint the company in a bad way as well as well make their insurance higher I guess.

  • @aleisterlavey9716

    @aleisterlavey9716

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or make an illness out of an injury, which, depending on the country, is paid by a different insurance.

  • @user54363
    @user543632 жыл бұрын

    Two oceans meeting What did one ocean say to the othe ocean Nothing it just waved

  • @HairyHariyama

    @HairyHariyama

    2 жыл бұрын

    Change the second line to "One said to the other one:" and you have a haiku.

  • @emilyemily9831
    @emilyemily98312 жыл бұрын

    I use that “English phrase” all the time

  • @henriflego9574
    @henriflego95742 жыл бұрын

    I had abusive supervisors like Ally. They never got in trouble because to any outsider, it seems they were doing their job, but they weren’t. They picked on different people different weeks and if you talked back or defended yourself, then they’d boot you from the schedule.

  • @Randomness67
    @Randomness672 жыл бұрын

    rSlash at first when you started posting later i was mad then i realized that it might be because you are spending more time with your family so I am glad you are

  • @Richard_Nickerson

    @Richard_Nickerson

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's NOT posting later though... 9am EST has always been his post time.

  • @boldanabrasevic3020

    @boldanabrasevic3020

    2 жыл бұрын

    It might appear he's posting later because of daylight saving time

  • @Richard_Nickerson

    @Richard_Nickerson

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@boldanabrasevic3020 Oh yeah, I always forget that's not recognized everywhere

  • @scp2539
    @scp25398 ай бұрын

    managers love asking for notes until it inconveniences them

  • @schrodingerscat3741
    @schrodingerscat37412 жыл бұрын

    There are things I will criticize strangers parenting skills for, but it won't be pacing back and forth in a waiting room or giving them snacks. I don't know those kids better than they do!

  • @bartvansliedregt5482
    @bartvansliedregt54822 жыл бұрын

    Malicious compliance videos must be my favorite by R/

  • @weewoooo1796
    @weewoooo17962 жыл бұрын

    Awesome opossums. Thanks for the upload. Been around for a while, so happy to see you growing so well

  • @mackenziemoore5088
    @mackenziemoore50882 жыл бұрын

    Day 52 of asking RSlash for more r/wooosh 😁

  • @madamplatypus313
    @madamplatypus3132 жыл бұрын

    What the hell else do toddlers do besides eat and cry? Has that Karen ever been around a child before?

  • @urdad6144
    @urdad61442 жыл бұрын

    Bro I miss my raycons I lost one of them cuz I’m stupid 😭😭😭 I gotta wait til Christmas to get my new ones

  • @namelessminionveinreaver3763
    @namelessminionveinreaver37632 жыл бұрын

    "Go f*ck yourself" truly is one of the best phrases the English language has. It's amazing how well it ends a conversation.

  • @QuinnBarnett
    @QuinnBarnett2 жыл бұрын

    16:10 of trust me they will fall out but only after you fall asleep

  • @pengine6096
    @pengine60962 жыл бұрын

    "DON'T TOUCH MY LOUNGE" *Damages floorboards _Confused Screaming_

  • @brassjujumagic7907
    @brassjujumagic79072 жыл бұрын

    Have a great day everyone!

  • @Kruhee
    @Kruhee2 жыл бұрын

    I think the lady was trying to scam for some free new flooring of her choice. But who knows.

  • @joseph0998
    @joseph09982 жыл бұрын

    5:03 I wasn’t expecting that.. I was waiting for the great wisdom of Rslash not that lol 😂

  • @CadentClock39
    @CadentClock392 жыл бұрын

    RSlash: I value high quality audio Also RSlash: *Proceeds to advertise Raycons*

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
    @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber2 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else physically cringe when they described the damage to the floor in that last story? OP started talking about the rubber stoppers, I thought "omg, I know where this is going". By the time he actually said what happened, I was nearly in the fetal position from cringe!

  • @jarrettgreen1948
    @jarrettgreen19482 жыл бұрын

    So that’s why no more rslash puppy bloopers

  • @elinemilsson2087
    @elinemilsson20872 жыл бұрын

    Love these stories 😍😂

  • @brettshepherd6113
    @brettshepherd61132 жыл бұрын

    The ankle one now for a fact I know I'm odd it only took me 2 day to fully heal from something almost the same mine could of been worse but ehh being worse doesn't matter

  • @_TeXoN_
    @_TeXoN_2 жыл бұрын

    5:00 rslash has no idea how employment laws in europe work. You can't fire someone without a very good reason and then you don't get severance pay but unemployment pay from the government.

  • @creatingahomesteadincolora2919
    @creatingahomesteadincolora29192 жыл бұрын

    We have a common phrase in America: GFY Omg🤣🤣🤣🤣 you had me rolling! Btw, My #1 phrase!

  • @jerberus5563
    @jerberus55632 жыл бұрын

    My grandma is a lot like the grandma in the "Twin Toddlers" story. Ugh. She's a bit of a liar, too. She is an "Indian Giver" and often goes back on her promises.

  • @OctoLemon06
    @OctoLemon062 жыл бұрын

    My dad knows English and a decent amount of German, russian, French, and Spanish and maybe one or two more where he just knows a basic amount and I’m very surprised he hasn’t had any malicious compliance/ entitled people stories related to speaking several languages

  • @lahlybird895
    @lahlybird8952 жыл бұрын

    So a lawyer blatantly being ripped off by illegal going on and instead of trying to do anything about that her response is just to take out all the light bulbs

  • @owenentropy7418
    @owenentropy74182 жыл бұрын

    Sponsor! Let’s go! Get that dough!

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson2 жыл бұрын

    PSA: The people spamming comments about a "special Christmas" are just trying to RickRoll. The capital Q in the URL is a dead giveaway, if the comment spam wasn't already obvious enough. Why are zoomers spamming Rick Rolls anyway? I thought you guys hated everything to do with millennials for some reason. You know we invented that, right? And that it's over a decade old? Maybe come up with your own new thing, especially since I see so much millennial hate from you guys. We should really be working together to oust the boomers and x'ers though.

  • @stellasoleclark5586

    @stellasoleclark5586

    2 жыл бұрын

    I haven't seen much millennial hate, I actually like millennial humour more because Gen z humour is just so random it doesn't make sense to me. We can't come up with another thing because you know...we can't give Rick up. You invented it so you should know that, right? Who cares this much about generations anyway

  • @Creeper_123

    @Creeper_123

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually, that’s not even a rickroll, the Q is at the beginning of the link (of Never Gonna Give You Up), not the middle.

  • @Richard_Nickerson

    @Richard_Nickerson

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@stellasoleclark5586 There's tons of millennial hate. Simultaneously, there's tons of praise for stuff people are unaware can be attributed to millennials too though.

  • @AuntLoopy123
    @AuntLoopy1232 жыл бұрын

    I think the sofa story is my favorite this time.

  • @virtualomen3022
    @virtualomen30222 жыл бұрын

    I've had raycons. They're ight. Not great and not bad, just you get what you pay for

  • @mariocaballero1665
    @mariocaballero16652 жыл бұрын

    The lady was right it's not hard to look after infants if you pull a Karen and just ignore them and make it everyone else's problem

  • @gregheep3705
    @gregheep37052 жыл бұрын

    Rslash: I value high quality audio. Cue puppybloopers.

  • @myyacorkan
    @myyacorkan2 жыл бұрын

    The story about the twins sounds startling familiar. Did she mention when this happened? I witnessed a event exactly like that

  • @argentin2306
    @argentin23062 жыл бұрын

    I hope that op's children (the story of the twins and the annoying lady) weren't newborns to 2 years old, because feeling them something else other than milk is bad for their development

  • @gilded_lady

    @gilded_lady

    2 жыл бұрын

    You're supposed to introduce solid foods at 6 months, milk alone isn't enough to sustain them at the "lets run around like banshees" stage.

  • @Roon18
    @Roon182 жыл бұрын

    this subreddit is a good example of "be careful what you wish for".

  • @jalyneperry501
    @jalyneperry5012 жыл бұрын

    I feel bad for OP with twins. As a twin myself, identical at that, I know that twins are a handful. all the stories my parents would tell me sounded unreal, but once they pulled out the videos I was in shock and laughing my ass off. But yea, to people who say they want twins, be careful what you wish for. we cause problems lol

  • @markscanlan827
    @markscanlan8272 жыл бұрын

    how discriminatory is that.... you can't speak English around the Germans?

  • @gigidodson
    @gigidodson2 жыл бұрын

    How i start my day. R slash while i take my dog out pee in the rain.

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson2 жыл бұрын

    It was some rando in HR, it wasn't any of OP's bosses. And like rSlash says, OP already gave their notice. What was the non-authority figure even going to do if you didn't comply to the arbitrary, petty BS? People are so dumb.

  • @guspaz
    @guspaz2 жыл бұрын

    Wait, you bought a WhisperRoom? Is that why we never get Puppy bloopers anymore?

  • @gundam2jimmy
    @gundam2jimmy2 жыл бұрын

    4:51 use that phrase. Yes.

  • @avinashgarlapati7163
    @avinashgarlapati71632 жыл бұрын

    bruh rslash is such a good narrator

  • @andrasbalogh4291
    @andrasbalogh42912 жыл бұрын

    Context of the second story: raised in both the Netherlands and Spain, but moved to Austria. Is OP a Habsburg from the 17th century?

  • @lolmanboss
    @lolmanboss2 жыл бұрын

    For the no more English part, that is regarded as homophobic in Austria and you could hav sued her and won easily plus she actually risked her job by doing that. Greeting from Austria.

  • @commoncommentatingcommento8683
    @commoncommentatingcommento86832 жыл бұрын

    Talks about high quality and value audio, proceeds to pimp out RayCONs. I like this guy’s sense of humor.

  • @aliciacaples335
    @aliciacaples3352 жыл бұрын

    In the German-speaking environment one yea, I was told to stop speaking to my mum in English whilst on the phone to my mum on a weeklong school trip, by another kid. Who was Spanish and also an immigrant and also spoke to his mum in Spanish on the phone not German as he kept yelling at me to.

  • @galaxysgreatestchannel
    @galaxysgreatestchannel Жыл бұрын

    7:39 So he went where for what?

  • @filip8985
    @filip89852 жыл бұрын

    sorry rslash, but that sponsorship segway was pretty bad, you go from "i always the highest quality audio equipment and software" to "heres some bang for the bug wireless earbuds", which im willing to bet you dont use for editing. Not blaming you, but this raycon marketing campaign is almost as cancerous as raid shadow legends, im just so tired of hearing ytubers talk about them.

  • @KonLud
    @KonLud2 жыл бұрын

    I thought we already had the first story before? I might have heard it on a different reddit reader

  • @musclesharkgaming5884
    @musclesharkgaming58842 жыл бұрын

    Damn bro I was reloading the page bust still didnt get first comment, big sad

  • @choerrytheworld3610
    @choerrytheworld36102 жыл бұрын

    omg im early... hope everyone's having a great day!

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