In Germany, we differentiate legally between "parking" and "stopping". "No parking" means you cannot turn off and exit your vehicle. "No stopping" means you can get ticketed even if you don't leave your vehicle. The signs are even different. I'm quite sure it's the same in USA, but I don't know. Would make sense though.

@meganfenton856

2 жыл бұрын

It is not the same in the US. We have no parking signs, but I've never seen a no stopping sign. Granted, I haven't been everywhere, but I've never even heard of that! It's a great idea though!

@kashhen9409

2 жыл бұрын

We do have no stopping signs but it's usually in busy cities/shopping areas , on parking wars they would give out tickets and explain like you said what no stopping means lol

@Spencer-wc6ew

2 жыл бұрын

@@meganfenton856 well, we do have "stop signs" and not "park signs" I think you could use that to argue that there is a legal distinction and "no parking" signs shouldn't apply to parking

@Karanthaneos

2 жыл бұрын

We do have those in Argentina. No parking is a crossed E for the word "Estacionamiento" or parking, and double crossed means you cannot park nor stop there, "No estacionar ni detenerse"

@1985toyotacamry

2 жыл бұрын

@@meganfenton856 I usually see no stopping or parking.

Sudoku story: I kind of wished OP would've silently solved the puzzles and after a few minutes said "OK, I'm done." and hand the phone back. I bet the guy would've laughed and said something like "Yeah, I told you they are too difficult for you." Then just left him to find the ego-shattering surprise by himself.

@yami2227

2 жыл бұрын

or filled his leaderboard and handing him back his phone with him thinking she either gave up or barely managed to solve one:) (but she did fill his leaderboard so I am content with that at least)

@erichanastacio9695

2 жыл бұрын

The only thing that the guy can do is to reinstall the game, thus deleting all previous records. But deep inside, he knows he's inferior to someone.

For that first story, I have a sneaking suspicion that was not the first time that jackhole called that towing company and wasted their time on a non-parked car.

@ethanvanvleck8269

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@jimbob3291

2 жыл бұрын

You bet. That tow driver was ready to have fun with that one

@13BGunBunny

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same, Joker.

@jalyc

Жыл бұрын

Yes. I was once sitting in my car while my son used the outside ATM at the grocery store when a cop I knew came up and explained why he COULD give me a ticket for being in the fire lane for two minutes. 🙃

4:05 That seems really unfair. To allow a Karen's review to tank bonuses when employees do nothing wrong is messed up.

@Yumi_Jay

2 жыл бұрын

It happens all the time. My mother works at a company where 5 stars rating only matter and nothing else. She once had a customer that she did excellent service with but the customer was mad at the company and gave the review a low rating (I think 1-2 stars on each thing) and mess up my mother's rating all because the customer was upset with the company's prices.

@limiv5272

2 жыл бұрын

That's what you get for caving in and giving the Karen what she wants against company policy. It made her think OP was actually in the wrong for saying she couldn't rent the car she wanted.

@adrianrr18

2 жыл бұрын

@@limiv5272 Not sure that's the case. They can still give you a *worse* review because you didn't even give her what she wants.

@shaereub4450

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a ratio based on the amount of 5 star, 4 star ECT. Like if you have five 5 star, five 3 star, you'd have a 4 star total rating.

@limiv5272

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrianrr18 At least then the company could reply to the review saying 'hey this is our current policy, sorry'. I think most people who read reviews will understand

That first story legit had me laughing. Its pretty much the definitive version of the phrase: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

@caolanochearnaigh9804

Жыл бұрын

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes... Or have your mind banished to the Shadow Realm."

On the second story: If the manager had stood their ground, asked her to leave, she wouldn't have been an customer within the system. This would mean the Survey would not have been generated, and she wouldn't have been able to tank their score out of spite. I have only worked for a handful of people who recognize how much ****** those surveys are, and they teach you ways to avoid them when they can.... Give her Corporates number and ask them to call, make it sound like you are sympathetic but your hands are tied, but don't let them through... they will always tank your score. That is what they think a survey is for, to give nothing but negative feedback and scores upon. Bend all policies and these individuals, who yell to get their way, will reward you with even more negativity. The terrible part is the companies that use Surveys for bonuses know this as well, but what a convenient way to steal wages from your employees?

First story is just "Luigi Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing"

For the "This is Canada, speak the language". I am almost 100% confident this story took place in Alberta.

@hannathehumblebard101

2 жыл бұрын

Or an vs English-speaking Karen in Montreal...

@blaineyeamlak

2 жыл бұрын

@@hannathehumblebard101 the irony

@filthycasual9724

2 жыл бұрын

Most likely. Lived there for over a year. Place is so f*cked

@Nerobyrne

2 жыл бұрын

That is such a dumb line to use in a country that until a few hundred years ago was ruled by people who spoke languages not even remotely related to English ^.^

@nicoleb695

2 жыл бұрын

And you know what? I agree. Albertans are the equivalent of the American South. - an Albertan born and raised

"But that's a separate tragedy" was such an amazingly well-used line.

The thing about the "no hats in class" policy is something that kind-of irritates me, because most schools won't write in clear and concise exceptions to the rule (if any at all). Fortunately, I was at a school where the councilor is very understanding. I have Trichotillomania, and back then it was so bad that having those bald patches shown was really embarrassing. What solved it, especially while I was reading, was wearing a hat in class. She even went so far as to write a little slip of paper for me to carry around and show to teachers that I was exempt from the "no hat in class" rule, which also saved me the embarrassment of having to explain why I was wearing a hat.

@roseveltstudios8444

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I don't understand either and I had to get permission to wear hat inside, I have the condition as you

@toothless3835

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, if I was the girl, I'd have kept it off unless it physically hurt me to have it off. "No thank you. This is much better actually. My wound can breath like this."

I remember once getting into a minor argument with a teacher over the "No hats in class!" thing. Not because I was wearing one, mind you, just because he stopped the lecture dead in its tracks to tell someone else to take theirs off. I then asked why that's even a rule, like, *who* is being inconvenienced by someone wearing a frickin' hat? Maybe you could make an argument for it being in the way if someone was sitting behind the hat-wearer, but the hat in question here was just a knitted cap; It didn't make the wearer's head appear any bigger. So... What's the problem? Literally the only response the teacher had was that "Well it's always been against the rules." Which, personally speaking... I don't care. That does not in and of itself make the rule a good idea. You're a university teacher. Why you committing the Appeal to Tradition fallacy? (I did not say this out loud, mind you. The conversation pretty much ended with him saying it had always been against the rules and me just being all "Okay, so?")

@Nerobyrne

2 жыл бұрын

That literally doesn't answer the question ^^

@erickpoorbaugh6728

2 жыл бұрын

I’m guessing that rule exists because it’s impolite to wear hats in certain settings, although nowadays few people follow that principle of etiquette anymore, so you could argue that the “no hats” rule ceased to be necessary when the standards of etiquette that required it were abandoned.

@rachealborders

2 жыл бұрын

To me it makes sense to still be a necessary rule for young children due to lice issues (gross but awful to deal with). Doesn't make any sense for teens who understand that hat sharing is a no-go.

@Yumi_Jay

2 жыл бұрын

I remembered in middle school with school permission there was a mini fundraiser for like a dollar or two you can pay for the privilege to wear a hat all day with a wristband for proof. This was mid 2000's.

@queenofputrescence5167

2 жыл бұрын

No rules like that in college for me except on quiz and exam days. No hats allowed then to prevent possible cheating options.

When I was in High School, we had a no hat, no sunglasses policy. My eyeglasses were the kind that got dark in sunlight, and one day when I was coming in from outside, one of the deans actually took my glasses away until they transitioned back to clear. High school faculty members are on power trips.

@duanesamuelson2256

8 ай бұрын

I wonder what they would do today if you were wearing transition contacts. Rip out your eyes until the contacts reverted to clear?

I’m kind of sad the first story didn’t end with the jerk coming out and flipping out at the tow service driver.

OP: *"parks" their running car and sitting inside it* Entitled guy: *parks his car* YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! IM CALLING THE TOW TRUCK COMPANY! Tow truck guy: *tows the entitled guy's car* Entitled guy: *angery*

@johngennaria7081

2 жыл бұрын

And paying out the ass

@samuelding7854

2 жыл бұрын

When you’re angery instead of angry

The real lessons in the story about Sudoku and Boggle: 1. Expertise in one field does not necessarily mean expertise in another. 2. No matter good good (you think) you are at something, there’s always someone who is better. And they probably don’t make as big of a deal about their skill as you do about yours.

I would have loved if the teacher had to stare at the OP’s Frankenstein Scalp the whole class. But having to swallow her teacher pride and allow a student to wear a hat in class is still pretty good

@bellerain381

2 жыл бұрын

OP took it in stride lol! And I do like hearing a sociology professor being humbled! 😂

@erickpoorbaugh6728

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad she was apparently bitter enough to betray the trust placed in her as a teacher and corruptly falsify OP’s grades by knowingly giving OP lower grades than the work deserved.

@MrGoesBoom

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but from the rest of the story the teacher was the petty vindictive type...why I hate essay assignments, the scoring is damn near arbitrary

@rachelfox8108

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrGoesBoom I was burned by a Sociology teacher over arbitrary marking. He used to take marks away for things that weren't in the essay, insisting that this was how it would be in college. When I got to sixth form college (16-18, equivalent to high school) and took Sociology, the teacher told me he only gave marks on what was present, as most teachers do, and he thought I was doing great. That first teacher was an asshole, and he looked like Prof. Quirrel from Harry Potter.

Fifth story: Canada has two official languages (English and French). For context, the US has no official language, but regardless of both facts, people need to stop invoking "SPEAK THE LANGUAGE" arguments because both are free countries and give people the right to speak in whichever language they want!

@LaraVlach

2 жыл бұрын

And while Canada federally has two official languages, provinces and territories recognize official languages individually. Two territories have more than two official languages - the Northwest Territories (11) and Nunavut (4).

@akl2k7

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaraVlach Oh, imagine if they were in one of those areas and the friend started saying stuff in one of those very different Native American languages with all sorts of consonants not in English.

@OmniscientWarrior

2 жыл бұрын

US won't claim a language officially, but to think it does not actually have one is foolish. Our laws are written in English exclusively. When you test to become a citizen, you must pass a test to show you understand English to a 5th grade level.

@ChrisTheOnly

2 жыл бұрын

The Unofficially official US language is English.

The “This is Canada, speak the language” response was brilliant, would’ve been really good if they were in Quebec

@cmlemmus494

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I think it's better outside of Quebec. Most people in Quebec speak at least some French, and the schools are a lot more serious about teaching both languages than in other provinces. Outside of Quebec it's very easy for English speakers to forget that Canada has two languages, which is what makes this funny.

@cameronmurray1303

2 жыл бұрын

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@cameronmurray1303

2 жыл бұрын

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Dude: **Calls Tow company to tow OP's car** The towing guy: **Tow's the dude's car instead** Dude: *"You weren't supposed to do that."*

@StevoDesign

2 жыл бұрын

yup that was the story

@johngennaria7081

2 жыл бұрын

@@StevoDesign dude should have found a place to park or asked OP in the story if they could move so he can get home

@samuelding7854

2 жыл бұрын

Basically a too long, didn’t read for the whole story

Story 1: LOL, this is like if a thief called the cops on themself

The first story- I know this is malicious compliance where OP is like the hero of the story but I HATE when people idle in no stopping areas, blocking everyone trying to get into their building. If it’s for a moment, fine but some people sit there forever waiting for someone. “My vehicle’s running and I’m in it so that means I’m not parked”. Dude, you’ve been here for 30 minutes…you’re parked.

@OmniscientWarrior

2 жыл бұрын

Not parked. Standing. Different laws apply.

“We have this great benefit of one hour of PTO per 30 hours worked” - so in a year of full time work, you only accrue 65 hours of PTO? And that’s a “great benefit”? Yikes, what a working culture

@catprog

2 жыл бұрын

63 hours. You don't get PTO hours on your PTO. Here after public holidays and normal leave we get about 6 weeks by law. (and if you work for the company a while you get a bit under a week extra (including the previous years))

story 2: claim you put her in her place all you want but she won, she got exactly what she wanted and you lost your bonus

@RiptoGakt

2 жыл бұрын

Eh, Op and their boss considered it to be worth it (both of them *still* kept their jobs). Besides, the lady *still* lost out because she didn't get to have OP fired for such a stupid reason.

@theswedishdude1

2 жыл бұрын

@@RiptoGakt wow what a win, OP didn't get fired, truly he owned her. she got her loan that was against the rules and she tanked their bonus, how is OP not being fired a win?

@Sunshineattacks3

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@@theswedishdude1 do you still feel so strongly about this a year later😂

@jalyc

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@@Sunshineattacks3 Maybe not, but the 38 people giving him a TU and you a TD do. 😜 🤣

LOL at the Sudoku story. I would've done the same thing as OP ETA; Chris ... Hansen ... F3tish?

@OmniscientWarrior

2 жыл бұрын

Booty Warrior had to go incognito, but cannot deny the love for the booty of Chris Hansome.

Can we all appreciate how rSlash posts every day to makes our days better and never disappoints.

On the sudoku story this dude moved the goalpost and still lost

It Is so strange for me, that in the last story, he says the paid time off policy is great. If I calculated correctly, with an 8 hour job it equates to 8-9 days per year. In the european country where I live, the legal minimum for a full time job is 20 days, and this increases as you age.

As an ex enterprise rent a car branch manager the second story brings back alot of bad memories 😂😂

@Procrastinator1948

2 жыл бұрын

I will never use Enterprise. Many years ago we were involved in a major wreck where a truck rammed the back of the camper we were towing and destroyed it and our pickup, as well as injuring us. The next day I called the only rental company in the town we were in, Enterprise, telling them that I needed the largest vehicle thay had to transport our belongings from the camper and truck. Biggest thing they had was a van, but rthey wouldn't rent it to me because they didn't want it to leave their area. Other than that, all the had were crappy and tiny econocars on their lot. We ended up having to take a $90 cab ride to the nearest airport to rent a Volvo sedan from Hertz, which, of course, couldn't carry much of anything as we also had our two large dogs in the back seat, one of whom was also injured in the crash.

@BuffDad55

2 жыл бұрын

@@Procrastinator1948 well from your perspective you think that's bad but what you were asking basically was to rent a van, which is incredibly hard to put your hands on to and in HIGH demand, drive it a couple states away and drop it there. You also expected them to have said van ready to go for you the same day as you got in the accident. That branch propably had multiple customers with reservations for the following days and they could not lose the van because they would then have to call these customers to cancel their reservations on them. I'm sorry you got in an accident. That really sucks. But you were not ENTITLED to get that big vehicle. Also, Your insurance co. probably only cover the fees for a small car because they don't care about their customers they want to save a buck

Are there really people that spend hundreds on ear buds? That is crazy. The best I had were 50 bucks and my current ones cost 20.

@ruthdeckman9781

2 жыл бұрын

I'm one who doesn't use ear buds. They hurt my ears. I have to have the over-the-ear headphones, which I pay between $10 and $20, depending on where I buy them.

@ObtuseMori

2 жыл бұрын

Mine cost about £10 (~$14) 😂 They're not amazing, but they connect with my devices and play audio into my ears like they're supposed to. No idea why the heck people pay so much just for brand names.

Boggle story: wife plays to win! Do not underestimate random skills

@AceMoonshot

2 жыл бұрын

My mom was the same. She was pretty intelligent but nothing special. Yet when it came to word games she was off the charts and merciless.

That Boggle Master story reminds me of something I did in College. I was taking a chemistry class, and in it they explained how to convert between grams, mols, and number of atoms. Their conversion system amounted to working out several equations with variables that would get swapped out with the atom/molecule you're working with. It was tedious, but it worked. Not satisfied with tedium, I managed to streamline the process to get the same answer much faster. Fast forward to a week or so before a big test (either midterms or finals), and the class was playing Jeopardy to help study. When we got to the questions on conversion, I was answering correctly so quickly and so often that the TA told me to stop answering to give everyone else a chance. You know those memes about "what gives people feelings of power"? That one ranked pretty high.

FYI, if you are sitting in the car, it's called "standing", not "parking". In this state, there are many signs saying "no stopping, standing, or parking". In other words you get a ticket for thinking about pulling in there. In general a simple "no parking" sign means you can drop someone off, or wait for them to come out as long as you remain in the car.

The sudoku story is so relatable for me because I discovered long ago a natural talent for backgammon in fact I've never lost to my father and he played it longer then I did and won a tournament in my college

I remember my freshmen year at Highschool. There was a no-hats rule and I usually felt uncomfortable without one, so I learned what teachers were lenient about it and which ones weren't. To my luck, the very next year the rule was revoked and my teachers and councillors laughed with my mom that "I bet your child is very happy about this!"

Don't you love it when some men have to be smarter than women just to boost their shallow ego? I feel so sorry for OP, good for her that they are no longer together

@AceMoonshot

2 жыл бұрын

I find it weird as hell. I always liked it when the woman that I was with was better at me in any way. Or every way, even. I have an ego like glass, too. Maybe it is because I don't see a partner as pet or a rival. Well, unless that is what their kink happens to be, I suppose.

@francescaperron2003

2 жыл бұрын

@@AceMoonshot Relationships aren't a competion, just like you said. I'm better than my partner in some ways, and he's better than me in other ways. But that doesn't make us better or worse, we are equal and we love eachother.

@melodyharpole8272

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you want to be with a partner who's always inferior to you and every way? Even if you just looked at relationships cold bloodedly as a means to procreate. Then you want someone who is superior to you in some ways so that your children can inherit the best from both sides.

@phoenix402

2 жыл бұрын

@@melodyharpole8272 emotional connection is independant from skill

How is an engineering degree supposed to help you with Boggle? 😂 My boyfriend is way better with math and physics than I am, but I would kick his butt at Boggle.

2nd story: Man, thank goodness I don't live in the US. These banks make it incredibly hard to get by with just a debit card. Luckily in my country not only can we use a debit card for anything, you eliminate credit card debt that way.

@bradevans5566

2 жыл бұрын

I won't use a debit card. Credit cards provide a buffer between you and potential hackers or thieves. This has saved me more than once. And using one doesn't mean that you have to pay interest. I pay off the balance every month.

As a Canadian we don't claim that lady who says she's Canadian lmao

Thanks rslash, this really saved my day :) malicious compliance is one of my favourite subs :)

@flynna

2 жыл бұрын

Waiting for the return of tree law

@tywil201

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@tywil201

2 жыл бұрын

@@flynna same

@corpselisa9704

2 жыл бұрын

I do love malicious compliance Tuesday

I have a feeling that dude from the first story was a frequent complainer

First story: “Congratulations, you played yourself."

@OmniscientWarrior

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Can't believe he forgot that was a meme for a while.

It was a dark and stormy night has John made his way down the street as the rain slams against his coat, Exhausted and emotionally drained Jon begins to think to himself of how he ended up in this situation. It all started when that man walked into his office last week....

The 1 hour PTO for 30 hours worked in the last story seems incorrect to me. To take 6 weeks off, you need to be working there for over 15 years. Or are there other things to consider?

@chaosblur

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm.... 1 hour for every 30... Let’s see. We don’t know the specific hours of the op, so the actual number could vary, but let’s work off a basic eight hours a day, five days a week. That’s forty hours a week, one and a quarter hours every week. With this estimated weekly schedule, that would be 240 hours of PTO, since weekends are excluded from this calculation. So at one and a quarter hours a week, that would be 192 weeks to reach 240 hours of PTO. 52 weeks a year, so 3 years and 8.4 months to reach six weeks of PTO based off a 40 hour work week, excluding the possibility of OT. Quickly running the math at a few different weekly hours, the average time worked to earn six weeks PTO is consistently falling in the range of 3.25 to 3.75 years. ... I put way too much thought into this.

@chaosblur

2 жыл бұрын

Oh jeez, and my curiosity kept going. Based on the 40 hour work week calculations, 15 years of work would add up to 6 months of PTO.

@catprog

2 жыл бұрын

@@chaosblur hours a day is actually irreverent. X hours a day / 30 / X hours a day = amount of a day leave per day. The x hours a day cancel out.

So basically in that second story OP cost a lot of people their bonus because of a childish “your name” joke? You know the manager outside probably gave them his actual name when they were inspecting the car, right? While the woman was clearly being a Karen I highly doubt this affected her day in any way

@MrGoesBoom

2 жыл бұрын

You think the OP is the bad guy in that story? Not the raging bitch?

@bobboarnts

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrGoesBoom What would his co-workers say?

@MrGoesBoom

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobboarnts Whether he gave his name or not that lady was gonna leave a nasty review. I doubt his coworkers blamed him

@bobboarnts

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrGoesBoom His childish actions didn’t help. When you work in retail you deal with people like that all the time. This simply isn’t a Maliciouscompliance story, it’s a dumb untrained kid costing other people money story.

12:05 "Are you sure professor? I informed you that I had been in a car accident and you insisted I still had to take my hat off, are you sure I can put it back on?"

That dude was playing Uno Flip, played the skip back to yourself card and ate it

I would've left the hat off, and said "I told you of my situation, but you said it was the rules to keep it off, and I can't go against that."

I work retail, and I had a great example of malicious compliance just last month. Customer saw our prices for a TV that he saw online for $10 less on our website sold by us, and demanded very rudely that I match that and wouldn't take no for an answer wouldn't let me explain why I shouldn't and why I couldn't for an answer. My manager told me just to do it to get rid of him, so I started it and I noticed last second as I was hitting enter on the price change that the prices hadn't been changed on the shelf yet and that TV was actually $40 less than what the shelf had. I started to say something about it and he started shouting at me again so I just let it keep going, and that's how I got to charge someone $30 more than what the TV was going to ring up for, all because he demanded I do exactly what he wanted.

@timq6224

2 жыл бұрын

you win! On the flip side, I am the type of customer you love to have. I have a best buy card and rack up tons of points because of my job. Every now and then we buy something expensive. The look of glee on the clerks face as they keep hitting the redeem button -- "I've never done this before!!" Walked out with $700 worth of stuff and paid $5.25.

The second story is not a good ending at all! It ended "It was worth it because we totally put that woman in her place" but the woman got her SUV, she messed up your bonus and left victorious, there was no benefit, no "i told you so" moment, the employee and manager suffered in every way thats a depressing malicious compliance story of how it went terribly wrong

@annied1827

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what me and my partner thought no idea why he thought he put her in her place lol

Resident: I'm gonna get your car towed away OP: **pulls out uno reverse card**

1 hour of PTO for every 30? Where I live, if you work 17 hours, you get 1 hour off. That is the law. Or 1.25 working days for every month worked. I can never understand the total lack of leave guarantee in the US

@herrerasauro7429

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, 4 days a year would be maddening and so fucking stressful No wonder people are extremely unsatisfied about life x work balance in the US

@andre-hugowium3757

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah same here in South Africa the law states 1 hour off for every 17 hours worked. Assuming 40 hours per week and 52 weeks in a year that's 21 days PTO you are legally entitled to. That's excluding Sick Leave

@kaylawarnack1848

2 жыл бұрын

@@andre-hugowium3757 I work for a grocery store in Tennessee and our pto isn't even calculated like that. You have to be full time and after one year, you get 40 hours of pto and then at three years, you get 80 hours. The next bump up is at eight years, I believe, and you get three weeks. You do also get personal days, which are different than the time I mentioned above and those go 2 or 3 personal days after the first year and then five days after the third year, but that's the max.

@ScorpiusZA.

2 жыл бұрын

@@andre-hugowium3757 I live in SA too :D

Story 5: If I ever encounter a "Speak English" Karen I have a Language that is impossible for her to understand

@badkitty4922

2 жыл бұрын

I slip into Icelandic. But only if I'm with one certain friend who, although is a natural Spanish speaker, has come to understand and speak some Icelandic because of us knowing each other for years. My natural language is English but, she lets me practice Spanish with her. Lol.😂😂😂👍

@kellynnd5361

2 жыл бұрын

i used to be fluent in a version of gaelic... it's actually taught in some schools in canada...

@badkitty4922

2 жыл бұрын

@@kellynnd5361 NIIIICE! I only know how to say a few things in Irish Gaelic, and learned a few songs from Enya's first CD, here in the U.S. (thank GAWD the words were all in the cover sleeve or, it would've all been phonetically) In Sineàd O'Connor's first CD, the Lion and the Cobra, Enya actually recites the 91st psalm in Gaelic on the song which I THINK was called Never Can Do No Harm (I could be wrong. It's been YEARS, and I've since lost most of my CD collection). That I had to learn phonetically. I've got a good friend from Ireland, and his broge is SO thick that I joke I've got to have a few pints before I can understand a word he says, lol. I can't tell you how many nights we've sat at the bar just yapping away, me getting drunk enough to not only understand him but, ending up speaking in HIS accent, and a wee bit of Gaelic he'd taught me. I love his F bombs, fookin this and fookin that, lol! Sorry for the rambling, the Pandemic has cut me off from some friends and although I don't drink a lot, I'd love nothing more than to have a few pints and shots with my mate, and cuss out the drunken arse boyos (other Irish men but, young and dumb), who've made the mistake of interrupting our conversation because beer goggles kicked in. Lmao!👍👍😘😘💖💖😂😂😂💜💜

@kellynnd5361

2 жыл бұрын

@@badkitty4922 sleepy maggy by ashely mcissac you'll love it

@akl2k7

2 жыл бұрын

I've used Latin on panhandlers hanging outside of fast food restaurants. "Excuse me, sir, can you give me money so I can buy something to eat?" "Pecuniam non habeo. Mihi necesse est discedere." (I don't have money. I need to leave)

The username "ChristHansenFetish" made my day 😂 OP in the first story must live somewhere else than me because tow trucks never get places that quick 😂

I love that he reviews Reddit without over the top reactions just gives his opinion. Great Job

“ But that’s a separate tragedy” is now in my lexicon 😂

The Sudoku story reminds me of a story that took place 10 years ago around Christmas. I was playing Rhythm Heaven Fever with my cousins when one of my younger annoying cousins boasts about how he can do better than me. But here's the thing: he's never played the game, and we all suggested that he at least do the practice round before one of them but he wanted to prove a point which ended up going as well as you'd expect someone who doesn't play rhythm games to go. He got frustrated and left claiming "this game sucks", and I went back to playing as normal. Except as a major flex, I played Karate Man 2 while facing away from the screen because I've played the game so many times that I can just rely on the sound cues

Story One: Guy: Draw 4! OP: No, you draw 8!

@ 8:15 I used to play scrabble with a friend, mostly just to hang out and have fun. She had a boyfriend to at first refused to play because "It's just a kid's game!" Then he started pointed out words to play, so we told him "Either join in or be quiet." He started to enjoy it. I usually came in last because I was just playing to enjoy it, not playing to win. So, the boyfriend started bragging that he could beat me in a 1 on 1. When our grudge match was over, my score was 2X his. He accused me of writing the dictionary we used, but what really sealed it was I like archaic words he didn't know, and he kept challenging me on them. That was when he figured out I was just playing for fun, and not to win.

I've been told not to take the salaried version of my position because it means they'll expect overtime... I told them "I'm not gonna be here come August, so do whatever and since I don't have a car, I'm here until 5:25 at the latest." I don't think they believe me but when I started in August, I was job hunting by October. Once I get passed an interview and accept a position, I'm outty.

From what I remember, as long as you are still in the vehicle then it's just standing and not considered parking.

So my little malicious compliance was when I was at my aunt's and uncle's house before my trip back home. We were making French Toast for dinner because I bought a lot of bread. We pull down a Tupperware container that is like a bacon keeper or some similar size and both my Aunt and I go "this will fit two slices of bread." My uncle was like "no it won't fit two slices." I go "okay I bet you $5 dollars it will" and without missing a beat I place the two slices of bread side by side so we can soak up the bread faster. My aunt goes "you know my sister (my mom) is a Tupperware dealer right?" He look so defeated. I didn't think he would pay up as I did it as a joke, but he did.

The Sudoku part hit close to home. Not because of the story because I was solving a Sudoku on the toilet when it came up XD

Yo for the 2 mil special, u should redo your first ever Redit video. That would be really cool to see how far you've come.

For the first story, I dont know the laws in their country but here in Brasil it is consedered parking if you continue to be stopped at the place for more than the time it takes to the passenger to enter/leave the vehicle even if the motoris running, so the guy could recieve a ticket

Car accident guy "well tyats a seperate tragety" was hilarious 😂

Wouldn't have lost the bonus in the second story if the manager hadn't caved to that Karen's demands. If they refused to cave and she wrote a bad review about that, it's not like the company will rid you of a bonus due to a bad review you only received because you were following company policy. So stupid. In the No Hat Policy story, she should have lodged a complaint and had her grades reviewed by an unbiased party. She has a clear point at which a grudge could occur and it'd be easy to have another teacher grade the papers to see if the teacher was grading fairly.

That 4 days of paid time off a year got me. I mean really that is not a lot. That isn't even a full week.

Good morning let’s make it a good one

@cappuccinocapputeano

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@cringeboi6763

2 жыл бұрын

it’s 3 in the afternoon

I love the obscure games one! There is a board game that we own that is trivia based but you have to shout out the answer before everyone else. My SO and Mom HATE this game because my Dad and I excel at it and it pretty much comes down to us at the end. Funniest part is that my SO considers himself an "intellect" and tries to hold that over me till the tables turn and I make him feel like an idiot. He is the type to expect me to take whatever he said as the truth while google searching what I say because he thinks he knows better then me. I KNOW I am smarter then him but I don't need to show off or prove myself to anyone.

When she said this is Canada speak the language my brain immediately went to "J'ai compris, je peux le faire" seeing as i am french canadian

As it happens, yes, the writer of the first story DID violate common traffic laws in the USA. If the area was a designated no-parking zone, then it does not matter if the person was in the car with the car turned on. Such areas are commonly established for the purposes of emergency vehicle access, and in an emergency, such vehicles do not have time for the driver to figure out which way they need to move to afford the emergency vehicles access. Check your local jurisdiction's codes/ordinances -- in many cases, there is not a significant distinction between parking and standing, because generally the reason for the no parking is emergency access, which standing interferes with as well.

2nd story- as someone who drives an elantra and has moved across the country multiple times with it, an elantra is just fine for moving, basically everything but a bed will fit.

For the first story: where i live, we have a law stopping that. You cant Park or even stop your car for someone to get out! Not in driveways and not at (marked) spots!

The Canada one reminds me of Canadian Bacon, where they took a dump truck to Canada with "down with Canada, etc." Funny scene

People used to always challenge me to mini golf. I’d always warn them that I used to play mini golf all day a few days a week every summer (my mom worked at a mini golf course and chip and putt 2-3 days a week) and I was REALLY good. For some reason, this would make people puff up with indignation and bet me money I couldn’t beat them. My total loss in 30 years? One game.

My grandmother worked at the DMV and told me about a change of title she did for a 1967 corvette in pristine condition, less than a hundred thousand miles, and the sale price was only $500. She happened to know the seller from church, and just had to know the story behind that. Church friend says that she got an email that he was running off with his secretary, and she could keep the house and the kids, but he wants her to sell the car and send him the money. So, that's what she did.

Am I missing something? In the last story the position's PTO policy gave OP 1 hour per 30 hours worked. To get 6 weeks PTO, you'd have to work 7200 hours, considering a 40 hour work week. If it were 1 day per 30 hours, now that would be different.

I like solving sudoku puzzles. The rules are simple, fill in a 9x9 grid that's divided into nine 3x3 boxes with the numbers 1 through 9 without having two numbers repeat in the same column, row, and box

My friend will always win scrabble with only 3-4 letter words. I love watching him go up against "educated" people who use big fancy words.

4:00 I was hoping the lady complained and got a letter telling her she had broken the company rules and would be blacklisted from hereon, and the clerk would get a raise for doing his job :-D

As a Canadian I would like to apologize on behalf of the rude Canadian women

Everything was 80s styled, but that was a separate tragedy. Love it!

Sudoku story: I never had one that felt as rewarding as this, but i do remember doing something similar in middle school. At the time, the game i was playing on my phone a lot was piano tiles, and i was pretty good at it. If you dont know, basically theres 3 to 4 columns of tiles coming down the screen that correspond to the music youre listening to, and the goal is to tap them before they reach the bottom and to not accidentally tap the wrong column. Once you miss a tile, or tap the wrong column, the game is over, and the tiles get faster and faster as time goes on so it gets harder to keep up. I had continuously played on slower maps that would eventually build up to being super fast, so i was pretty decent at the game, and one day i saw my friend playing it in class during free time. I looked over his shoulder to see that he was playing piano tiles on a map that started out quite fast. He made it about 12 tiles in before he failed, and i quickly turned around to not seem like i was peeping. He turned around and asked if i played the game as he showed it to me, and i said a bit, before he gave me his phone and said "try out this level, its pretty difficult". So i prepared myself, started it, and it was a lot faster than i anticipated, but i managed it. I ended up getting around 100 tiles more than he did before failing, and he was like "holy shit", so i said "you were trying to trick me", and he said "yeah, tho i wasnt expecting that"

Upon telling the car accident guy to remove the hat, the student should have exchange seats with a student in front and should have said "Just watch" and give a wink. Upon sitting in front... slowly removing the hat... in full view of the teacher. And the horror begins.... LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

At 14, i had an ill advised surgery to put in tubing into my shunt because the old one was broken in several places. I have spina bifida (two vertibreas in a C shape instead of an O) I had no symptoms of of a malfunction due to hydrocephalus, (too much water on the brain) Anyways, I had a headache the equivalent of a major hangover for months due to it draining too fast. After just a week, I went back to school and had to wear a hat due to part of my head being shaved. The teacher had put in a "no hat" rule before I came back. I took it off. The teacher let me wear it.

2nd story: A single survey, proving that OP did everything right and was easily proven to be a bogus review, tanked his bonus? Sounds to me like a good old case of “I don’t work here anymore”.

That Sodoku story sounds like a fun friendship to me. Sometimes men and women can be friends.

My brother has a bit of an inferiority complex which was far worse when we were kids/teens. In school, I was considered to skip a grade, twice. Why didn’t I? 25% because I’m really small(especially back then), 75% because they thought my brother would be upset by it. My chance to graduate early was stolen because instead of expecting my brother to learn to deal with it, they(the school) decided his ego was more important than my future. My brother always liked pretending that’s he’s soo much smarter than me; that stopped when he had to get a high schooler(me)’s help with his college math courses. No matter what kind of game it is, if I play it around him, he assumes I need his help and gets mad when I tell him to be quiet and let me play. No, I don’t need your help with the game I’m clearly succeeding at.

I like how at 9:50 Sally used the fact that Canada has two languages to her advantage😂🤣

just because you play sudoku all the time dose not mean you are good at it. i love those kinds of things and im still not super good at it. picross ftw ps don't expect me to beat those 4 sudoku surrounding a center sudoku ones holy crap. edit: i hate words (cross word, word search, scrabble etc) numbers ftw (sudoku, picross, querkel etc)

16:36 "you deserve a good pair of earbuds" *Proceeds to recommend RayCons* You might as well use a tin can on a string, it would probably sounds better than these. I also noticed that rSlash stopped repeating the (probably) lie that his who family stole them because they liked them so much.

The 4 days PTO is insane In South Africa the law states 21 days PTO per year (1 hour for every 17 hours worked) excluding sick days and public holidays.

Scummy business policies from the company in the second story. "You can't pay with your own money, BUT we'll let you take out a loan!"

I like how rslash used the uno reverse card analogy correctly while also using the uno reverse card analogy incorrectly

The second story was cool that the boss was on the employee’s side but it sucked that one bad review damaged their bonus

2:00 perfect opportunity for a "Congratulations, you played yourself"

That sudoku story made me think of a scrabble one... But unlike in OP's case, there were no ego clashes. A friend's mom is a scrabble CHAMP! That woman routinely makes giant words, placing the high value tiles on critical score multiplier spaces! You cannot play with her without a dictionary because her language is incredible! But the thing is, she is a super polite, kind and soft spoken woman who never opens her mouth about her own talents... This lady's daughter was a good friend of mine. She and two other kids in our group had birthdays on consecutive dates so one year, we decided to do a weekend getaway to celebrate all three. It ended up becoming a much larger thing with all parents joining... It was an amazing weekend! Now, one of the other mothers was this loud, flashy lady. Not a Karen, not mean or anything, she just had a very loud personality. Scrabble came up and she moaned about how she stopped playing since her friends could never keep up and she didn't feel challenged. We kids immediately turned to our scrabble hero and championed her cause. She kept being humble about it but the board was out before anyone could decide otherwise and the game was on! Within minutes, our champ had set up camp all over the board and had a giant lead over the loud lady. To be fair, the lady had played some interesting words, just not as high valued... But instead of it being an ego trip, the loud lady was genuinely delighted! The game lasted a while and obviously the reigning champion kept her title but the loud lady was so genuinely thrilled, she thanked her opponent for making scrabble fun for her again... The two ended up meeting for games every now and then and played for hours at a time, trying to add their own twists to the game, even attempting a drinking variant that lead them turning into giggly girls playing dirty words!! Competition is good as long as it is healthy!

@caolanochearnaigh9804

Жыл бұрын

I know a guy who's exactly like your friend's mom, but instead of Scrabble, it's Yu-Gi-Oh. He's been to multiple tournaments, met several of the voice actors from the show, and has at least 2,000 cards. He's won most of the home games I've organized. I think he has 7 won so far? If I see him next month, I think I might break his streak...

This reminds me of 6th grade, my teacher did a weekly find the difference challenge and I LOVE find the difference! I of course was pumped and won almost every week, I saw how upset my friends were getting at the last one and refrained from calling out to let someone else win and I was sick 1 other time. Well my teacher had to stop her challenges after I was the winner pretty much every time for 3 months. The reward was just a bar of chocolate of our choice and I'm a sugar fiend still to this day so it was incentive enough. It was funny to see some of the cocky pricks say stuff like, "oh yeah I'm totally gonna win this, I'm a find the different pro!" Only to lose and throw a fit when I won yet again

4 days off per year? That's pure evil.

Seat belts have been available since the '50s, and mandatory from the late '60s. So - if OP wasn't wearing one in '83...

@Ziergon

2 жыл бұрын

Seatbelts have been federally mandatory for manufactures since the late 60s in the US. The first state law regarding WEARING seatbelts was in New York in 1984. The adoption of similar laws in other states occurred throughout the later 80s through 90s. New Hampshire actually has no seatbelt requirements for adults to this day.