AITA for reminding everyone that it's April Fools today, ruining a lot of potential pranks?

@MrJelly-ox9mz

4 жыл бұрын

No

@MrArk1265

4 жыл бұрын

...Perhaps

@mimicleaf27

4 жыл бұрын

Nope

@outtathered88

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Sexy_viking

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

Sam: "You can't park here! You're NOT AN EMPLOYEE!" Bob & Harry: "Ok." *"Hires" OP* Sam: "Wait, that's illegal."

@626Pennywise

4 жыл бұрын

Bob and Harry: "It's okay. We're lawyers."

@erickpoorbaugh6728

4 жыл бұрын

Really, he should have been able to park in the guest space, especially when he had the firm's approval. Also, Sam was an idiot for fighting with his boss's clients, especially a law firm, since Bob could have complained to the building manager, who probably would have sided with a (presumably) high-paying tenant over a security guard, especially since Sam was likely in the wrong (and Bob could likely have worded his complaint very persuasively given that's literally what he does for a living). I obviously don't know how vindictive Bob is, but Sam was gambling a lot on Bob's good nature.

@Kryten428

4 жыл бұрын

@@erickpoorbaugh6728 - I would guess that if Bob, Dick and Harry were indeed leasing those parking spots they essentially own those spots and can do with them what they please.

@MitchellTF

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kryten428 There's often some fine print...but this is WELL within the fine print. Or, at least, reasonable exceptions.

@sentinel7672

4 жыл бұрын

@@MitchellTF I'm pretty sure a group of lawyers read the fine print of every contract they sign. If they don't, they're not good lawyers after all.

"Harry, Harry! Come over here and hire this boy!" That was definitely my favorite Part of that story

@atomikdoggie8403

4 жыл бұрын

"Harry my boy, hire this man hurry" I imagined someone in a suit with a briefcase run over pull out a piece of paper and a pen and tell him just "sign you're name here"

@MoaoAyt

4 жыл бұрын

This has totally made my day XD

@MissCobra4

4 жыл бұрын

Mine too

@Allystabbyface

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@kenwaid8239

4 жыл бұрын

I’m betting there’s another phone call along the lines of that security guard Sam fire him imagine if he tried pulling that shit on a high-paying client you know the kind with $500,000 billable hours every year.

That mall cop was power tripping... but he was an utter fool to pull a "it's the rules" on lawyers.

@moviehermit5631

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of another story where a school security guard kept accusing kids of skipping class when they didn't even attend the school he was working at

@terra_the_nightingale135

4 жыл бұрын

Movie Hermit I remember that one

@blackdemonknight

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed because if it is one thing lawyers do best, it's find loopholes

@skilledcorn1038

4 жыл бұрын

If theres different levels in a parking garage, its likely a decent size. From what I understood the officer was not on BD&H's level, which meant he followed the car. Thats a bit much.

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

4 жыл бұрын

This is why some people should not be given any power. They go delulu with it. lol

That's hilarious. "Those spots are for employees!" "ok, this guy's an employee now."

In Jr. High School, I actually' damaged an American History book. It wasn't intentional, it just got water damage, but it was deemed to be unusable by the school and I was told I'd have to pay for it. I went in on Tuesday morning with the $15.00 to pay for it but said, "If I pay for this book, then it is mine and I get to keep it." The principal said it didn't work like that. "If I have to pay for it, then, once it is paid for, it is my property." The principal refused and said if I didn't pay for it, they would call my parents. "You're not dialing yet? What are you waiting for?" Both my parents came it, kind of unusual as usually only my mother came in. My dad asked what was going on and when the principal told him, he said, "Then what are we doing here? If she damaged the book she pays for it. And you quit your claim on the book since you will have the money to purchase a new one." When the principal told him school policy was to charge the student and keep the book, my dad said, "Oh, so you are trying to steal from her? Not from my daughter you're not. Now accept her payment and hand over the book or keep the book and get nothing. Doesn't matter to me either way. But there is no chance you're going to get the money and keep the book. Decide." They took the money and handed me the book. I loved that book. By the time I lost it I could recite passages from memory.

@hoangvuification

4 жыл бұрын

i hate exploitive behavor like this

@IDKndIDK

4 жыл бұрын

My school would always use the damaged books still. You only paid if you lost it. I remember my own books got water damaged because I walked to and from school and it had been especially rainy, I had to empty my backpack and let everything dry for a day, and all my textbooks had ended up wavy and swollen. Also, a couple years later I received textbooks with pages falling out because the spine was so damaged. And it wasn't even a ghetto school, just the public school system.

@vgamesx1

4 жыл бұрын

That's great and glad you still enjoyed the book but the best way to get back at him after doing that is to shred it right in front of him, really rub it in his stupid face.

@theresahall8206

4 жыл бұрын

My school somehow lost a book after they changed my high school classes which had to be changed due to them being stupid about special ed students who do good in school because they aren't challenged beyond their abilities. After the classes changed I dropped off the book on the teacher's desk in my former class. Figured that the teacher would see it when he came in to the room but end of the year comes and I get a notice about it because somehow they lost it. I reported that I dropped it off and luckily they didn't fine me.

@legrandliseurtri7495

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, honestly I'm on the side of the teacher. Intentionnal or not, you damage the book, so of course you have to pay to repair it.

Had a friend that was fined 150 dollars for "lost" library books, but since he had returned them all he and his family refused to pay, and a month later the library had found the books and claimed that some intern had lost them.

@casda5226

4 жыл бұрын

They probably try to scam you

@PinkieUwU

4 жыл бұрын

My high school teacher tried to pull this crap on me. When I returned my book to her she gave me a receipt, which I usually toss in the trash but she was a bitch of a teacher who played favorites so I held onto it. Sure enough a few days later she calls me to her desk with a smirk on her face to tell me that I never returned my book and that I’d have to pay the $60(something like that). I watched that smirk drop right off her face when I pulled out that receipt she gave me. Then she said “oh, well uh, okay I must have misplaced it” I’m %100 percent sure that one of her favorite students didn’t return a book so she tried to pin it on me and it backfired. Get bent Mrs Weary

@jordanknight3519

4 жыл бұрын

@@PinkieUwU You should have escalated it: "And you're absolutely 100% certain that my book's the one missing?" "Yes." "And you're prepared to vouch for that in front of the head of the school?" Once in front of the head, have her insist it was your book missing *then* pull out your receipt. "After witnessing the strength of Mrs. Weary's insistence contrasted with this irrefutable evidence that she, herself, took receipt of the book in question it would seem to any rational observer that there was malicious intent present in this allegation. Such blatant discrimination against a student is behaviour most unbefitting of an educator, wouldn't you agree, head? I think this is most certainly grounds for a formal complaint, additionally, I would propose that Mrs. Weary herself cover the cost of this book she appears to have mislaid, the cost of which she has clearly attempted to foist onto me, before she manages to pin it on another unwitting student."

@PinkieUwU

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Knight haha, that’s pretty good. Tbh I was kinda shocked and Disappointed when she told me that I hadn’t turned it in because I put it in her hand like a few days earlier. I couldn’t believe a teacher could be like that.

@pj2631

4 жыл бұрын

@@jordanknight3519 Oh MY!!!! I DO love the way you think!!!! LOL

I'm a security officer and take my job seriously. when i hear stories like the last one it just makes me feel embarrassed cuz these type of officers make this job hard since those interaction undermine our line of work. Still I laughed so much when i heard that last one.

@Richard_Nickerson

4 жыл бұрын

Ditto

@11epicnoob

4 жыл бұрын

Same. I thought that it was a security guard maliciously complying to some scummy lawyer. Glad I was wrong

@borkmapper7419

4 жыл бұрын

@@Richard_Nickerson Ditto

@JadeAnnabelArt

4 жыл бұрын

It just seems like going to a paranoid extreme, you know who the person is, you know what they're doing, and they have PROOF of what they're doing, why else would they have 500 bagels in their back seat.

@Richard_Nickerson

4 жыл бұрын

@@JadeAnnabelArt My security job is at a big tech company. Hundreds and hundreds of employees. Protocol is in place for a reason. We may see the same people at the same time everyday, but the reason they need to sign in and go through a whole rigmarole if they forget their ID, the reason coworkers can't hold doors open for people they know, is because there are SO many people that you can't know who's been fired or put on leave or had access restricted without looking it up in the system. Someone can be fine in the morning and gone in the afternoon, someone can be fine one day and given restrictions to their access over night. You cannot assume, and there are millions of dollars at stake. We hear this kind of complaint every. Single. Day. "We see each other everyday," "this seems unnecessary or excessive," etc. I don't care. It's been part of working here since before any of us started.working there, so get over it. A minor inconvenience isn't worth workplace health and safety?

The delivery story was the first reddit story to actually make me laugh, like really and truly, I had to pause the video and calm down first or I’d miss the rest of the story. LMAO.

@natanoj16

4 жыл бұрын

It was great :D

@TheLadyVal

4 жыл бұрын

glad im not alone XD

@MrJerichoPumpkin

4 жыл бұрын

wait, you didn't get the r/idontworkherelady where a moron gets one year and a half in prison for theft, aggression of a minor and attempted kidnapping? That one made me laugh so hard I nearly died, had to pause for ten minutes 2 times to finish it

@MercuryA2000

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrJerichoPumpkin which one is that again?

@Night-Wolf

4 жыл бұрын

I may not have laughed as hard you but I still had a tear or two in my eyes!

Rslash: ".....covid-19" KZread: "best I can do is $0, and I'm taking a risk here"

@Soken50

4 жыл бұрын

KZread didn't see it, there's no WHO Covid banner under the video

@imaadhaq540

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulatan420 Its still demonized

@sleepyboy2371

4 жыл бұрын

@@imaadhaq540 why though?

@Beat105k

4 жыл бұрын

So people can't shamelessly monetize on it.

@Soken50

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulatan420 No one said it was, it's still a controversial news event that some might abuse to benefit from so KZread in it's infinite wisdom and measured response decided to demonetize it all and a banner pointing to WHO's Covid page is added under the videos flagged with that content, it doesn't seem they caught it in this video though.

I always want these stories of unjust detentions to end with the school asking what they can do to hush/remedy the situation and for the student to insist on the headteacher/involved teachers to spend the same amount of time in detention. *I want it so much.*

"I'm afraid we are going to have to part ways" I would have been like "can you use you as a reference?" : )

@Gashnaw

3 жыл бұрын

I would have been the same way. "Thank you for the opportunity." I am pretty sure getting a reference from a law firm would be very useful.

I love the phrase “bagels and bagel accessories”

@stickiedmin6508

4 жыл бұрын

Yeh - I heard this story on a different channel a little while ago, but ever since then some part of my mind has been idly wondering WTF is a 'bagel accessory?' My thoughts keep jumping immediately to the kind of accessories that used to come packaged with my He-Man or Transformers toys... Do bagels come with little plastic swords and laser guns now? Are the accessories always included, or must one purchase them separately, like batteries?

@AFKei

4 жыл бұрын

I read that in Hank Hill's voice for some reason.

@quicksilverlacey

4 жыл бұрын

Bagels & bagel paraphernalia

@stickiedmin6508

4 жыл бұрын

@@AFKei "I read that in Hank Hill's voice for some reason. " . . . and now Hank Hill's voice is *_all_* I can hear.

@maddiemcnugget1076

4 жыл бұрын

When I first heard "Bagel accessories" I thought of the bagel guillotine that cuts your bagels in half like a French executioner.

The last one was great, but if they deliver to those lawyers regularly, it might be an idea to keep him on as a laborer paid piecework. That way he can park in the same spot next time and have access to the elevator.

@kpopmashup228

4 жыл бұрын

Or next time there might be a more understanding officer that works in the parking lots 😂

@sjs9698

3 жыл бұрын

they probably want to avoid having to pay employment taxes, pensions &c, but yeah... i'd let him keep the parking slip at least.

That last story was amazing. I'm a security officer, and I've had to bite my tongue on not saying something to someone cause they parked somewhere they weren't suppose to, yet they're here for something important.

As for sharing a detention story, The teacher managing detentions was my Latin teacher. There was a rule in the syllabus that damage of school property resulted in 2 wks detention. I got a box of 50 pencils for the classroom donation bin at the beginning of the school year. Any supplies given would be gifts to the school for classes and thus be considered school property. So I’d ask her for a pencil then break it in front of her and ask for my detention slip. It was bliss. I could choose between sitting in class and reading or running errand for the school (ie: run papers for teachers, aid librarians, clean gym equipment etc.) I often chose the classroom. After like the third month in detention, my teacher asked me why I kept getting in trouble on purpose. After I explained to her it was to avoid my bullies who would beat up on me at lunch and after school while waiting for the bus, she got really concerned and ended up taking it to the principal. Some go in trouble while others called in their parents to fight for them. They got off Scott free. It only made things worse for me because they would tell their posse I was a narc and then spread rumours about me. By senior year, I had been deemed a slut, a druggie, a literal prostitue, having multiple affairs with teachers and staff, been a teen mom and other stuff. High school was pretty shitty for me. I just kept up with the detention plan to get some peace and quiet to myself. And I learned that school staff doesn’t understand how bullying works nor how to deal with it. Fight your own battles or don’t bother with asking for help.

@Scp3393

4 жыл бұрын

Okay so you should just say if anyone tries to tell you anything about it "where's your proof then?" Then calmly walk away.

@georgaseebalack6003

4 жыл бұрын

@@Scp3393 that does nothing though. people who are guilty can say that too. I've seen both. you can be completely innocent but hear the most awful stuff about you and so forht. it just sucks.

Sam: YOU CAN't PARK HERE OP: Yes I can, I'm just delivering food. Sam: I SAID NO!!! YOUR NOT AN EMPLOYEE Bob and Harry: Are you sure about that?

@spitfireblaziken3663

4 жыл бұрын

I read that last in John Cena’s voice

I read a lot back in high school and I was always really careful about taking care of books and returning them on time. I ended up becoming such close friends with the librarian that one day she saw me trying to read in a quiet(er) corner of the cafeteria and asked if I wanted to eat lunch in the library. I ate lunch and read in the library every day after that. Apparently a few people found out that I was spending lunch in the library instead of in that awful, overcrowded cafeteria and occasionally some would come by wanting to eat in there, but as far as I know no one else was ever allowed to because the librarian didn't trust them to not get food on the books. She also occasionally lent me new arrivals before they were put on the shelves.

@georgaseebalack6003

4 жыл бұрын

God. I love making friends with teh librarians. it's really nice when people like and trust you. I'm happy you got that nice peace and quiet.

@gamesandglory1648

4 жыл бұрын

@@georgaseebalack6003 for some reason the librarian hated me (you were supposedly, able to turn in your book and get a new one at the library after you finished lunch before the next period started the 5 times I tried that I was unable to do that (the first time they weren't there, the next 3 times they yelled at me about how I wasn't soppossed to be their when their were other people actively entering and doing what I was trying to do and she let them do it, the last time was the same as the previous 3 but their was no one else) I don't know why, I literally never returned a book late ever (I read faster than anyone else there by far (in the first month I had enough ar points for the final pizza party at the end of school year and by the end I had 700 points (the end of year party took only 75 points) despite NEVER reading except while in the school) and at a previous school their was a thing where you got "money" (that could be spent on certain things at the school including 3 seperate kindle fires which were 100 each(I got 2 of them and had enough to get the third, but the third was obtained by the only other student who was decent at reading (at the end of THAT year I had 320 ar points and he had 315)) for doing certain things like getting 100's on tests and for printing out a paper proving that you completed and ar test I did that with every book I read. the other kids were far worse than average at reading (I finished 20,000 leagues under the sea in less time than it took most of them to read a 120 page book that was assigned reading one month) and when we did an online reading comprehension test I was the first to finish and according to it, I had a reading comprehension level equivalent to that of a 14th grader (I was in 7th grade) and was supposedly 99th percentile in the U.S for 7th grade reading comprehension.

@gamesandglory1648

4 жыл бұрын

maybe, the reason she hated me was that I was minorly autistic (I sometimes talk louder than I think I am and have trouble with social comprehension and I often got in trouble for "being rude" when I was not being rude I was just answering questions I was asked (including a time when I was asked if a pen was mine (I stopped using pens after a certain teacher marked me down 20% when I used them despite me otherwise perfecting the assignments I used them on) and I said "no" and I was kicked out for being "overly rude towards another student") and I get distracted from my work by sound easier than most (which led to people whispering random stuff in my ear to try to distract me from my work.) and other thins like that) however I had by far the best grades (I was top of the class in every class except literature where I was second best) without doing the extra credit which was sports (I am not athletic at all and I seemed to get worse at running throughout the year (Near the beginning I alternated running 1 lap and walking 1 lap around the gym for 1 1/2 miles (24 laps was a mile) without getting that tired and by the end I got winded after doing 10 laps alternating 2 running to 1 walking)) I also never studied and the assignments simply felt easy.

As a librarian, I can tell you that the lost book story here happens more often than you would think, to the point that many of us assume about a 50/50 chance that the library is at fault. When reported a missing book, we usually immediately scour our shelves. If we don’t find it, we renew the book (so more fines don’t stack up) and tell the patron to look one more time at home or in the car before we declare it lost (at their fault). 95% of the time the situation is resolved by one of those two searches.

"Bagels and bagel accessories." Greg Hill, Hank's unknown cousin.

@gerardmourits8709

4 жыл бұрын

That mall cop ain't right. I tell ya huwhat.

The book drop box stung me when I was at university. I never returned a book without taking photos or a video of me doing so afterwards.

@quicksilverlacey

4 жыл бұрын

Oh that's a good idea we should all do that.

@jeremytheimer7443

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the tip, When I go to university I will always record a video of me doing so (maybe even bring a witness)

What is up with libraries and being ruthless about money? About 10 years ago when I was getting approved for a loan for my first house. The banker and I had a good laugh about a 6$ late book fee that had been reported to the credit agency.

@SYKRAL1

4 жыл бұрын

It's cause libraries usually have to scrap for every dime they get. Half of a librarian's job is getting the library approved for every government grant they can. Sure, as public libraries their light bills are paid by the state, but most anything else has to get funded from another source.

@chrognos

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah libraries really struggle to get funding to buy books so they need to make sure they keep the books they have.

Thank you so much for the bagel entry. It was wholesome and refreshing to see someone who thought he was better than everyone taken down by corporate people that really cared. Thumbs up!

I lost a book in elementary school and I ended up going to the librarian and giving her nine books that someone left on our porch she was happy with it

@zane9464

4 жыл бұрын

Khajiit have wares if you have missing book.

@gamesandglory1648

4 жыл бұрын

@Donny D oh this reminds me of a time in school where I did the same paper 3 times and the teacher forgot to put it in the gradebook ever time. She literally graded them and handed them back to me but forgot to put them in the gradebook until I brought back all 3 of them already graded by her.

I love how the mall cop was trying to screw him over and actually ended up having the guy make 70 extra bucks

Being an introvert book worm, I love the stories about the detentions. It sounds like heaven! I love all of your stories, so keep them coming!

@wingracer1614

4 жыл бұрын

I'm also an introvert bookworm but most of my detentions sucked. I did once get a week of what they called in school suspension that was heaven. A whole week of no classes, just sitting in a room all day with like 4 others. We were supposed to be doing homework or what have you but I did all that the first day and not being in class, had no other homework assigned so I read something like 5 novels that week.

@Sip_Dhit

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not an introvert book worm infact I haven't read a book since high school junior year, but my high school allowed students to eat lunch with teachers that allowed it, and the vice principal, and the resource officer hung out with students in their respective offices after school, so that was neat

0:10 you say COVID-19 KZread : We can't pay you, sorry.

@WolfyFancyLads

4 жыл бұрын

*KZread* : Covid? No money. Swearing? No money. Adult content? No money. A second of a song that sounds remotely copyrighted? No money. Games? No money. *Also KZread* : Now, how about we show you violent game, beer, pregnancy test and Grindr ads!

@MdSahil-kd9gw

4 жыл бұрын

@@WolfyFancyLads Why are Grindr ad is a bad thing

@stickiedmin6508

4 жыл бұрын

@@MdSahil-kd9gw "Why are Grindr ad is a bad thing" They're not. It's just a little hypocritical of KZread to deny revenue to content creators who they deem to have crossed some arbitrary line into 'adult content,' while they carry on raking in money selling advertising space to Grindr.

@Soken50

4 жыл бұрын

@Iris Scheer, van der a gay one night stands app to be clear. Yes I would know, I use it.

@SuperExodian

4 жыл бұрын

honestly, if i were a business, i wouldn't even mind if they put my ads on liveleak video's or w/e. yeah, people might be dying in the video following it, but i don't care, i have product to push. hell, imagine the product pushing you could get as say... a guns manufacturor and getting your ads specifically put after video's of terrorism/terror attack news/armed robbery/other violent shit. REALLY hammer in the fact it's not just your right, but also DUTY to be prepared to protect yourself. well, in america at least, not where i live, self-protection is in fact entirely illegal. if i get robbed and the bastards are holding a knife to me, i'm supposed to just..; let them. sure, maybe they'll stab me anyway. but if i act at all before they physically attack me, i'm liable to be jailed. Europe is a shit continent.

Sam: “You can’t do that! I said so! Why do I hear boss music?!”

The bagel delivery story has got to be one of the best stories I’ve heard in a while. Good lawyers that aren’t entitled, AND with a sense of humor? Unbelievable! 😆😆

I can't tell if this is giving the actual Paul Blart too much credit, or not enough.. Either way, way to get lawyer'd, matey potatey!

The part when they "fired" the bagel delivery guy in the last story was hilarious. Cool lawyer guys with a big sense of humor.

That last one was a very satisfying one. Sam actually helped OP leave there SEVENTY bucks richer!

At my university, when the self-check kiosk was out of order for book return, I had a reputation for being a demanding asshole among the desk staff. My demand was that they check my books into the system while I was still present, before placing them in the bin for shelving. The first few times, when they insisted that it was fine for me to put the books in the bin, I told them the reason I would not. Years earlier, I had taken a computer maintenance manual out of the municipal library. I had subsequently returned it before the due date by placing in the return slot. Three months later, I received a invoice for what was supposedly the full price of the book. I went to the branch nearest to my home, which wasn't the one I had returned it to, and they argued with me, scolded me for my irresponsibility, and ultimately threatened to send the charge to collections. My response was to go down to the branch that I had returned it at, talk to the desk staff about my hunch that it simply did not get checked into the system before it was shelved (it was the only logical possibility), and asked them to follow me to where it was meant to be shelved. After some grumbling, this librarian follows me to the upper floor, over to a shelf, and lo, there it is! I grab it from the shelf, and ask her to see if it shows in the system that it was still checked out. It was. There was no apology, but I'd learned my lesson. I do not trust librarians to do this part of their job without supervision. This is not because I think all librarians are incompetent, but because I would bear the cost and consequences of their mistake, and I've been burned before.

@florian8599

4 жыл бұрын

UNIVERSITY LIBRARY and MUNICIPAL LIBRARY! Two different things! Municipal Librarian: Don't get paid enough. Only had a crash course - once. University Librarian: The Real Deal! Living, breathing, talking search engine with a heart. Basically, I only had positive experience from interaction and communication with the librarians at my university. Because, unlike municipal librarians, they are the REAL librarians.

@reNNDinclusus

4 жыл бұрын

@@florian8599 Where I live, being a librarian in a municipal library requires the same four year library sciences degree as being a librarian in a university library. Our municipal librarians are also unionized, paid well, given considerable benefit packages, and have nearly guaranteed lifetime appointments to the position. Regardless of any differences between the two, forgetting to check in a book returned via the book drop is a simple mistake SOMEONE ELSE can make that I don't want to deal with the consequences of.

Parents: Wear more dresses! OP: Ok! (Dresses like Wednesday on Prom Night)

sam is one of those guys that powertrips on every little bit of power he can get

That last story about the delivery driver was hilarious to me. Besides the malicious compliance, my grandfather's name is Robert, his younger brother is named Richard, and his next younger brother is named Harry. Their names are literally Bob, Dick, and Harry, in that order. To add the cherry on top, Harry was a lawyer in Kentucky. I like to think he would have helped a delivery driver out with some malicious compliance. If anyone is curious as to the validity of this, I can link to his obituary which has all the names of his brothers.

I was about to laugh and approve the ending of the delivery story until I realized they only tipped him 10%. For dealing with that harassment.

I can relate to the Book Story wholeheartedly. I live in a heartland state that is bipolar as the day is long. It was a cold snowy day in January when I was told by my mom that we may be in for an ice storm that night. So like anybody would do, we dropped off my library books in the outdoor drop bins and went home. That night a snow storm did hit and we were stuck inside for 3 days, school was cancelled for 2. About 2 weeks later I get a letter from the library about how I owed over $25 for late fees ($25 was a lot when you're a kid with now money). My mom was livid and went to talk to them. She said that we had dropped off the books right before the storm and shouldn't be charged. They said, "How are we suppose to know that you didn't just drop them off anytime." And that was that. Lord forbid they check one of their 4 cameras or their employees do their jobs. (We dropped them off long before closing). So my mom had to pay the fine..... but after that everytime I dropped off books I recorded it with the time, date and with someone else with me. Just in case they try to screw me over again. P.s. At that time $25 was the cut-off, that you couldn't take out anymore books. Now you can't even have $.25

I'll leave my pranks for April Fool's day, not April first.

I honestly feel the need to say this, whenever I open any of your content when I'm bored I just laugh. I look insane at literally laughing at the start of any of your videos but the way you subtly emphasize the words it just feels like you're placing us into the scenario. so keep up the good work.

lol Like the first writer, I’m a daycare employee in Texas. When we heard that every school, daycare, and restaurant around us were closing and we weren’t, all of my coworkers were livid. It took our mayor saying that the city will be on lockdown for my boss to finally say “Yeah we’ll be out. It’s May 23 so don’t come back until April 7th. Well I got a call this morning from my boss saying that we are now closed until April 13th all because I sent her something from our local news about Governor Abott, for those maybe outside of the US he is the one who is a part of passing laws and regulations for the state of Texas, which he said that schools are now required to be closed until May 4th.

Thank you for keeping us entertained during this quarantine and social isolation times! Young Aussie lady with MS and grieving heavily checking in, as always, to send some love from the land down under! Hope everyone is keeping safe and healthy! «3

@aoifem4296

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear you lost someone. Stay strong

Security: you cant hire him! Sam: i know.. But he can Harry: small price to pay for Bagel

That last one has to be one of the best stories I've ever seen on this channel

The first story in this video shows the power of a union. These workers knew they had a union at their back to protect them and so they were able to stand up and fight for their rights. Unionize. Unionize every industry. Now.

So, I was kinda like OP in the book story. Back in Middle school, I'd take out five books, (Because I was in battle of the books I could get 2 more than others) and read when and return. One day, I *RETURNED* a book, and about 3 days after I did, they said they couldn't find it. I looked to the shelves because I told them I returned it when I came in earlier that week. I *Found* the book, but they said there /was/ two of them and they couldn't tell. They didn't charge me because it *did* have the return-by date I had on there, and they just ordered a new one. So, a kid got to keep the book they stole (Or they returned it later and that's why I didn't have to pay *shrug*) and I got off scot free. I do have an amazing relationship with the librarians though, I /did/ know them for 3 years.

I once got Lunch detention in 7th grade for cheating and I loved it! I loved the teacher (nicknames Pink Lady for obvious reasons) and she let me do my homework assignments. She didn’t like the other rowdy people and cuz I was polite to her, I got privileges while they didn’t. Detention is a god send for stressful students tbh.

The book one happened many times to me in high school. I never got detention but I’d always walk to where the book was, pull it out and then present it to the library staff for a proper check in. Until one day I couldn’t. Months went by and the head was cranking up on me, until a kid who was notorious for stealing the books was forced to return all stolen school assets as he was leaving the school. Pos took my book when it was on the check in cart and walked off with it. This has even happened at my public library with me finding my “lost” book on the shelves 😂

Hey rSlash. Thank you so much for posting videos everyday. I work at Dunkin Donuts and right now I'm considered essential. Were really slow and I usually have a headphone in while I work to listen to music or podcasts. I've been listening and watching your videos for months and just want to say thank you. They are super funny and inlove listening to them while I work and even before bed. Malicious Compliance, Puppy Bloopers and Am i the A**hole are 3 of my favorite types of videos you post. Hope all is well during this covid 19 craziness. -Zack

@WellPreparedTreeFrog

4 жыл бұрын

Zacky Hogle A (technically) sweets store is considered essential? What’s next? People running marathons becomes essential?

I rarely got detention...but one time that I did will ALWAYS stick in my mind. I walked into the room...the usual crowd were in there and they went quiet when I walked in and sat down. When the teacher left the room briefly one of them asked me what I'd done to be sent to detention. I looked at him..'You know (so and so ) who ripped up my book'? ( long story ) they nodded. 'I killed him'...the room went silent. The kid in question was in hospital for 6 weeks...for a operation...nothing to do with me at all :-)

"hiring" that one dude so he could deliver the bagels has to be THE funniest way to just put that parking officer in his place

That last one was by far my favorite Malicious Compliance story I've ever heard.

last time i was this early, the world wasnt ending

@Turki.alshayea

4 жыл бұрын

Shadowfox HD last time I fucking heard this, I choked the person saying it

@MrJelly-ox9mz

4 жыл бұрын

The world isn’t ending yet

@punkskunx

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Jelly Yet I don’t like what you are implying...

@Bigburton3

4 жыл бұрын

what kind of ending? The war one or the disease one?

@eduards9934

4 жыл бұрын

The world is always heading to an end

*Sips Coffee*

@MrJelly-ox9mz

4 жыл бұрын

“Quiet down I can hear you slurping”

@wlieb7017

4 жыл бұрын

𝓢 𝓵 𝓾 𝓻 𝓹

Ok, 6 months of paid leave is far too much. There's no reason anyone would need that much paid leave.

My college library misplaced two books and fined me for the cost (and one of which was never checked out by me), so it's not just a one time deal

Back in high school I would get detention on purpose just so I could read peacefully (I got bullied a lot) and it was the most peaceful reads I ever had

Only time I was ever in detention was when I was late to school. They had this backwards weird system where after a certain amount of tardies to school, you would get lunch detention, and much more resulted in suspension (if you didn't show up, it didn't count as a tardy and wasn't a strike). The normal reason for me being late was weather or my mom running late. Funny thing was, I didn't really care I had lunch detention. It was calm and quiet (just like OP in the video). What was even kinda funny was the teacher in charge of detention got kinda mad at me because I didn't suffer when I was there, wondering what was wrong with me when I sat down to eat and read a book without sulking like some of the other students.

"Now please, do the job I have hired you to do, and deliver my bagels!" That sounds like a line from an RPG.

“I sell bagels and bagel accessories” Thank you for that, OP

Not even a minute and there’s a dislike ._.

@whatdoyoumean5215

4 жыл бұрын

Atleast they are subscibed😂

@bobbylmfaohi2946

4 жыл бұрын

subscibed

@rubbyrubby0765

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MsNoPixel

4 жыл бұрын

People are cruel & wether or not they like to admit it they’re still subscribed because they got the notification LOL

@MsNoPixel

4 жыл бұрын

What do you Mean it’s always hilarious when haters subscribe with notifications on 🤣

"A youtuber is the same as a social media manager", sure, in the same way that a voice actor is the same as an animator. They both produce stuff in the same medium, but they do so quite differently.

That last story was absolutely amazing. I got soooo much feel good from it! And it’s the side of corporate law that isn’t seen so often, a kind, understanding, yet firm stance of humanism.

That last story was an absolute gem

i just got scared by his voice because i forgot that my volume was maxed out lol

@Richard_Nickerson

4 жыл бұрын

And that was worth sharing?

@stickiedmin6508

4 жыл бұрын

@@Richard_Nickerson You're always so damn keen to crap on everyone else - why is that?

@Richard_Nickerson

4 жыл бұрын

@@stickiedmin6508 Who are you?

@stickiedmin6508

4 жыл бұрын

@@Richard_Nickerson Who are _you?_

@Richard_Nickerson

4 жыл бұрын

@@stickiedmin6508 Pfft k

I think the lawyer story is actually my new favorite oh my lord I couldn’t stop laughing

Bob calling on Harry was the funniest thing, holy hell!

Caw caw! Caw caw! Can you hear that? It's the albatross of false accusation.

Maybe next year you can do an unedited version of your content, and by unedited, I mean Puppy bloopers throughout the whole thing, but you just ignore it

@stickiedmin6508

4 жыл бұрын

I'd certainly watch vids like that.

When I was in second or third grade, I remember I had read a nonfiction picture book on cows. It was called cows. And I remembered I had turned it into the drop box in the library, which was just a basket that anyone could reach into, and got a new book and moved on with life. Well sometime after, I got a notice that the book was never returned. I told my teacher and resource teacher that I returned it, that I know I did. They still had me check my desk and and my tote in the resource room, but it wasn't in there, which I knew it wasn't. I don't know whatever happened after that. I really don't remember. Maybe they found it, maybe my mom paid for it, maybe they just dropped it. I don't know. But what I think might of happened was that another kid saw the book in the basket and decided that they wanted to read that book and took it. As I remember, there wasn't always a teacher in there and you signed the book out yourself, so there was a chance that no one would of been there to stop the kid if that were the case.

The last story is so good. Bob and Harry are absolute legends

the dress one was perfect. i sat here and just nodded my head when you explained the dress 😂😂😂 need more wholesome ones like that!!

I'm in Australia so April fools was yesterday

@JadeAnnabelArt

4 жыл бұрын

*Gives the Australian secret high five of respect and inner laughter at being ahead of everyone*

@elly8353

4 жыл бұрын

@@liamhackney5045 Samoans: *laughing*

0:09 you just got demonetised buddy

I needed this. I’m finding it harder and harder to believe in the good of humanity. And honestly that last story makes me smile. Keep doing you Rslash. You’ve made my very early morning.

I was a librarian at a middle school. I worked with students and never once turned anyone in for detention. If they swore they returned a book, I let them have free reign of the library to find it. If they couldn’t find it they could find a replacement on their own because it was usually cheaper. It’s more work for the librarians to enter all the MARC record data and process the book, but they’re just kids and it’s my job. I LIKE doing MARC records because I’m a nerd! If they couldn’t afford it, I’d have them help me to “work off” the costs of the book but they loved it so it wasn’t a big deal. They could also donate some of their old books to cover costs - I’d work with them because they’re kids and it’s a great opportunity for a learning lesson. Unless it was an incredibly popular book, I never really kept on them about it. I took it as an opportunity to teach the importance of keeping track of library books since they aren’t your property. I never once sent a kid to detention over something so stupid. I did have kids come to eat lunch with me in the library though, because they won the opportunity from their great attitudes and helpful behavior! Lol My district fired all the librarians and hired paras because they’re cheaper. No library experience or degree needed. Not even a college degree, let alone the masters required to call yourself a librarian. I miss my kiddos and they begged me the entire time they were still at school - even high school to come back, but I couldn’t because as a librarian, I was overqualified as per the district, to be a librarian. US education right there.

Hello random person! Here is a meme to brighten your day! :) OP : I have a vid- rSLASH : *iLL tAkE yOuR enTIrE sTOCk*

Congrats rSlash you made me laugh, so in return I give you a like. P.S the last story was hilarious!!!

I remember once finishing my class work, starting my homework, getting yelled at and kept in lunch detention and then being given more work. I promptly finished that work too at which point my teach realized I wasn't going to learn my lesson and tried to hand me another homework before just not bothering and leaving me in peace for the rest of my lunch, which I used an an opportunity to continue reading a book. The only thing I learned was from this was it was better to pretend to work than actually work, which technically was and still is a valuable life lesson.

8:54 At my high school, lunch detentions were served with the teacher that gave it to you, and you just requested your lunch on a styrofoam tray so you could just trash the whole thing when you were done. I had lunch detention with a science teacher whose classroom was full of computers. I don't remember what the detention was for, but I remember having a powerpoint presentation due with that class. So I asked the teacher if I could work on that on the computers while I was there, he gave me the green light as long as I was careful not to spill milk on the keyboard or something. I similarly preferred the quiet to the chaos of the cafeteria, and I realized being able to take that time to do homework so I had less to do at home was awesome; so after that I just started asking teachers if I could spend lunch with them to work on stuff. (As an aside, I had a 504 plan for ADHD and one of the accomodations was "Student will take every available opportunity to complete work in class. (Medication issue)" since the meds I was on at the time tended to wear off by the time I got home, which was another reason why I decided to keep this up.) Fortunately, enough teachers were cool with this that I didn't have to intentionally keep getting into trouble.

Damn I'm good at catching you posting early!! 23 seconds ago, then yesterday it was 16 seconds

Dang I'm so early the last time I was this early Queen Elizabeth was a child

@MsNoPixel

4 жыл бұрын

I’m this early everyday 🤷🏻‍♀️ I always start my morning with rSlash

@sjs9698

3 жыл бұрын

the 1560s ?! dang youtubes been going longer than i thought :p

It's worse enough to face one lawyer, you'll have 0% chance against 2/3 of the firm.

I was JUST about to do chores and I was like "dang, I don't have any rSlash to watch yet" and then you posted right then! 😄 now I'm happy and I can do my chores with some stories to listen to 👌

@TheLeprechaunMaster_

4 жыл бұрын

that is exactly what i'm like!

@goodname2529

4 жыл бұрын

*DANG*

I finally made it on time.

@shadowman7307

4 жыл бұрын

Are you scheduled somehow to watch videos? Because that seems like you're living the life of a real slave.

Last time I was this early, I was employed :)

“Harry! Hire this boy” “Lol ok”

I love the final one! These guys are the best tbh and the fact that they actually hired him in the end so he can actually deliver their bagels, was funny.

Legit midnight for me rip, I’ll watch the rest in the morning

@heyitsrae5407

4 жыл бұрын

Literally 6 am. I'm going to bed after this lol

@lachlantrainvideos

4 жыл бұрын

KyaRL lmao same

Ok Susan lay off the drugs. 80 likes and 30 views?

@stickiedmin6508

4 жыл бұрын

That's just people clicking the [Like] button as they start watching the vid. I don't think a 'View' gets added to the score until a certain amount of the video has played.

@quicksilverlacey

4 жыл бұрын

I think you're probably right because I always like these videos first because they are always good. Sometimes I can't finish it right then though so I may not count as a view until later even though I already watched the video. And I've seen a lot of comments from people saying they do that as well.

@stickiedmin6508

4 жыл бұрын

@@quicksilverlacey On certain channels, I always click on the Thumb's Up straight away - just as the video is starting. I already *_know_* I'm going to enjoy it, and even if I might not dig it as much as others, I want to be sure that my favoured channels get the little bit of support I'm able to provide. I also want to be sure I don't forget, or that the Autoplay doesn't skip onto the next one before I remember to pay attention and add my endorsement. Like you, I've also seen and heard a bunch of other users saying they do the same thing. I'm just guessing of course - I could be completely wrong, but when I see 80 likes and 30 views, I assume that the extra fifty are still in the middle of watching.

Ah, the last story...xD... sooo sweet Imagine you were in this situation... I couldn't stop grinning the whole time after being hired. I'd probably try not to laugh while being fired and would go with words like "as sad as it is, I except the termination. It was a pleasure and great honor working for you"

I'm a public library worker and I'm so glad we have a system for misplaced books that doesn't put undue blame on the customers. I never want to be THAT librarian, they give the rest of us a bad name

FINALLY EARLY Man I am so glad online school starts 2 hours later than normal

@rookieart8189

4 жыл бұрын

Not mine I it's 8 I have school in 23 minutes

@TheLeprechaunMaster_

4 жыл бұрын

my school starts 30 days later than normal

@rookieart8189

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheLeprechaunMaster_ noooo lucky

@trashrat_72

4 жыл бұрын

same

@TheLeprechaunMaster_

4 жыл бұрын

@@rookieart8189 the days are so long. It's driving me insane. I'm not allowed to just play video games all day

I think that we need to be more educated on choosing beggars sir r/slash. For research purposes, can I get a piece of your merch for free, I'll expose you on my one social media platform that I use to chat with friends. Think of all the exPOsuRe. Also can we get more petty revenge?

dude can now put in his resume that he worked for a law firm.

@bestaround3323

4 жыл бұрын

R/technicallythetruth

The last story had me giggling! I just to work catering and have had to deal with many stupid security guards!

Finally I’m early! Hi everyone hope y’all having a great day!!

Last time I was this early, TikTok was still Musical.ly

I used to be a very troubled kid and I LOVED going to ISS (In School Suspension) and Lunch Detention. I talked with the teacher, read good books, got to use my phone when I finished my work, and best of all was the absolute silence. It's not the reason why I kept getting into trouble but I never really cared about the "Punishment".

That last one was an absolute classic, had me laughing for a while