I got todays' thumb/title mixed up with another video coming out later! Expect the story about the marine veteran in about a week! My bad :P

@av7099

4 жыл бұрын

rSlash oh

@Buggy4realYT

4 жыл бұрын

MY son is A STAR and expected that marine story!He know has mental deppression and *NEEDS* your Channel to recover!I will sue if not! if anyone wondering,this is a joke and dont take it seriously:P

@natetheskate9948

4 жыл бұрын

rSlash, have I got a story for you! So this just happened in Roblox, I was playing mad city (cops and robbers with a prison, robbery, superpowers, etc), and I was a cop. I was just sitting around in prison, waiting for prisoners to try to escape. All the sudden, I noticed a hero is stuck in the ground in the soccer field. He was asking for help I told him to reset his character (this would just put him in the starting area, he would lose nothing but a bit of time) He ignored me, and kept asking for help, suggesting someone gets a chopper and lowers a rope, hopefully so he can grab on to it and escape. I refused, as I wanted to make sure that prisoners didn't grab on to the rope instead, or they took advantage of me not watching, and escape He kept begging for me to help him, and I kept telling him to reset THEN, HE GETS MAD he starts calling me a jerk, and threatens to report me I refuse, and just loled he threatens me again, and this is a direct quote from me Me: "Go ahead, I dare you" Trapped hero: "jk" He then gets back to begging and threatening, and I think he was swearing because ##### started appearing in the chat I kept loling, and I told him that he made the effort of making a roblox account 100% worth it. I also say that I might make a reddit account because of this (maybe a bit childish, but I don't care). I told him that he is in a 1 foot hole, and all he has to do is take one step, but he's too lazy to do so He then becomes a prisoner, and challenges me to a 1v1 (too lazy to reset hero, but not lazy enough to attempt revenge) I say no, and he manages to get into the armory, I taze him, and then arrest him He gets mad, saying he wasn't ready, and once again, says he going to report me I once again say go ahead. He then threatens to report me, but this time EVERY TIME I KILL HIM (some kids these days, thinking it is ok for them to report someone for playing the game smh). To show how much I care, I arrest him again when the time comes. He then leaves the game I loled, but then someone started calling me out, saying i was a bully I told him that I wasn't going to give in to lazy people, it would have taken me around 60 seconds to get the chopper (I don't know how to fly) to the correct position, and it wasn't guaranteed that it would have worked. It would have taken him 1 sec to reset the guy says nothing but K, so I don't know if he thought I was right or wrong So, not crazy, but I hope you like my story (also going to post this on youtube, double the chance of you seeing it, tell me what you think!) Yes, sent this to you three times, yes, i'm desperate.

@heckle875

4 жыл бұрын

Nate the Skate are you nine

@natetheskate9948

4 жыл бұрын

@@heckle875 False

16:28 "Alaska has certain parts where cities are few and far between." Yes, and we call those parts "all of Alaska".

@DHTheAlaskan

4 жыл бұрын

As someone born and raised in Alaska I can confirm this.

@queenofthebones

4 жыл бұрын

Fellow alaskans!

@Avalikia

4 жыл бұрын

I forget which city it is, but an online buddy from Alaska said that even though his city was one of the 'bigger' cities in Alaska, there are no roads out of town because you can't really drive anywhere. So if someone steals a car, you only get fined for joyriding because it's not like you'll be able to do anything else with it.

@azadehshuldham9886

4 жыл бұрын

I also find it funny when in the lower 48 you can drive for a hour and can be in a different state. Alaska you drive for an hour and you get from wasilla to anchorage.

@jjrulez1596

4 жыл бұрын

@@azadehshuldham9886 in tx its also the same story, just different city names, ie Galveston, dallas, austin, etc.

Who the hell wakes up their sleeping partner at 2 AM to cook for them???? That guy is lucky his wife had so much patience my god.

@mikasaackerman1410

4 жыл бұрын

Kier The Bad Artist Exactly my thoughts. Wtf is wrong with this guy, is he a child? Can‘t he make food for himself?

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

I would never, ever do that. My wife would cut off my nuts with a rusty coffee can lid.

@mirandanils5114

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Mama your wife sounds amazing 😂😂😂

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

@@mirandanils5114 She is, but I know better than to piss her off.

@westabsupplyebay4093

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah...I would've just gave them the option to eat some cereal or a light snack.

A rare story where the complaining neighbor wasn't the antagonist.

@Eulsam_FZ

4 жыл бұрын

There's some good ones out there!

@foxxyytofficial

4 жыл бұрын

Hi Luna

@dane5079

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@thilsiktonix

4 жыл бұрын

@@foxxyytofficial Found the neckbeard.

@foxxyytofficial

4 жыл бұрын

@@thilsiktonix wtf?

Caretaker: *Plays music loudly* OP: "Can you please turn it down?" Caretaker: "No." OP: *Plays his music* Caretaker: "Wait, that's illegal." It's so satisfying that OP shot back at the caretaker with the same thing she told OP. XD

@nightyboyo

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I absolutely loved that

@Kendricklamard

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I killed you

@forgottenshadows7548

4 жыл бұрын

Surprised pikachu face

@blonk2658

4 жыл бұрын

Destruction 100

@and1355

4 жыл бұрын

That caretaker should be fired she knows the employer is in no stat to stop her playing outloud and takes advantage of that

Wow, the neighbor wasn't unreasonable? I'm genuinely shocked

@leeshane580

4 жыл бұрын

I think it was the farmer not wanting to fix the issue for payment issues

@__It4xhi

4 жыл бұрын

I have watched so much rslash I think everyone is unreasonable when there is a problem

@kaliyous3130

4 жыл бұрын

The world isnt the same, charles

@wta1518

4 жыл бұрын

I knew they wouldn’t be unreasonable, because rSlash didn’t use an entitled voice for him.

@lamfan3591

4 жыл бұрын

You were surprised and upset?

My company sent me on my first trip to another state, and at first, I thought I'd take a flight or atleast a train, cuz that's the standard. But apparently, they cannot afford that for me(bullshit, I manage finances, they can afford to send me business class both ways and still not affect their allowance limits), so they want me to do a 12-hour road trip....... I was about to refuse, but then I said yes. Now, there is a no way I am gonna drive, so I booked an SUV(has higher rates) and decided to take a break midway, in a 5-star hotel, with full buffet dinner and breakfast. Even while on road, I made sure to eat only at very expensive restaurants. The entire to and from road trip costed them 450 dollars, while the return flight ticket would cost them just 100 dollars.

@cultofnatethemagnificent5879

4 жыл бұрын

I find your ginus almost terrifying

@georgaseebalack6003

4 жыл бұрын

@@cultofnatethemagnificent5879 I wish I had this brains. I'm too dumb to think of these malicious compliance revenges

@lolmanboss

2 жыл бұрын

I consider myself lucky since i (starting my first ever real employment) flew only with my Boss (like literally the owner of the company). And we went to eat and stuff, the only time I had to pay something was breakfast at 6 AM since he was sleeping, but otherwise he covered all costs, including multiple beers Wine and pretty lavish meals. (Around 30 Euros per person). I am so greatfull for my boss and despite company policies beeing stupid, I cherish my boss and my coworkers.

My late mother in law when she was married to her first husband, he came home drunk one night and woke her up and said feed me woman!!! She made him two sandwiches made out of caned dog food and went back to sleep, he was so drunk he ate them... She told him the next morning and he never woke her up again to feed him when he came home late

@kstormgeistgem461

2 жыл бұрын

yeah but what we wanna know is if he had a nice glossy coat after that.

@Obsessedwithanimation

Жыл бұрын

​@@kstormgeistgem461 lol

I was surprised about the neighbor listening, that was a nice change. Everyone has problems and nobody is perfect, but if you give them a chance, some of them will hear you out.

PAGING MR. GREY, HE WHO WILL NOT BE RECEIVING PAY.

@quanvo5662

4 жыл бұрын

Ayye Paps! How’s Frisk?

@banjoumali6553

4 жыл бұрын

The great papyrus r/woooooooosh

@samiscisking1265

4 жыл бұрын

Banjo Umali what

@f11_ofishal

4 жыл бұрын

Which a smile so large it’s a crime, with a weenie as big as a dime, surely your username took some time. I hope some juice goes in your eye, originating from a lime. With a name as stupid, as ray, it is you mister, who will not receive pay. -me

@millz5403

4 жыл бұрын

My profile pic was handmade and took a week to make. It’s an, soul that is shattering whilst sans (not visible rn) is controlling the movement.

That story about teaming-up with the neighbor to fix the sewage smell - when he wasn't impacted himself - that was a touching story. And you saying all these stories providing a cynical view of humanity ( @12:00 ish) yeah, I get it. I expected a different turn; but that one was warming.

Title: How I got $75,000 By Saying "OK". Me thinking this is how OP got $75,000 By Saying "OK" *Someone: Hey do you want this $75,000?* *OP: OK.* Boom.

@creoomen8987

4 жыл бұрын

That compliance wouldn't be malicious though...

How much do we wanna bet that TD Grey spent most of his shift sleeping. I’m pretty he lived near by and went home to sleep. He sounds like the kind of guy who only actually spent the first & last 2 hours at work.

rSlash: "Looks like no pay....." "For Mr. Grey." Me: "No you don't say."

@ikmwrime29sorryaira60

4 жыл бұрын

Me: Can we rhyme like this all day?

@asianpersuasian4217

4 жыл бұрын

@@ikmwrime29sorryaira60 i dont know lets pray

@ikmwrime29sorryaira60

4 жыл бұрын

@Alexander Steel Are we all just going to rhyme like this all day?

@TheDangerGunz

4 жыл бұрын

@@ikmwrime29sorryaira60 youve already been at it for 4 days why not give it a rest ay?

@ikmwrime29sorryaira60

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheDangerGunzok

EDIT: I put in the wrong title/thumb. Confused it with another vid coming out later. Title is fixed now!

@Nylox999

4 жыл бұрын

He was in the marine corps and all you do is yell at people for money

@somebody-yw1lk

4 жыл бұрын

I am a huge fan and I will always be subscribe to Neville and subscribe I love your channel so much I go to every single one of your uploads at watch them #notificationsquadfirever!

@andreasbernardi3654

4 жыл бұрын

could you please stop, I'm trying to sleep here, ahh gawd dang it... fine.. I'll watch it, here we go

@desiterdane4286

4 жыл бұрын

NO....... U

@kirstiecarter8338

4 жыл бұрын

Im 5th teehee~

I was also expecting the neighbor to keep complaining about the smell. Totally was not expecting the neighbor to be a decent human being and work alongside OP to get their farmer neighbors to fix the cesspool problem.

that was a super refreshing story about the neighbor being justified and a nice guy in the end lol

"Accept this money" "Okay" Thats it. Thats how he got the money

Caretaker: * *Plays Loud Music* * OP: “Could you please stop?” Caretaker: * *Ignores* * OP: *_I’m Gonna Do What’s Called A Pro Gamer Move_*

@zekromtrainer1222

2 жыл бұрын

Caretaker: you dare use one of my own spells against me potter

9:45 That is a rare story where the neighbor complaining is not the antagonist of the story

That parent story is something I've done to my husband before. If it's after 8 p.m. and I'm not volunteering to cook something, God invented ramen and pizza rolls for a reason.

@whiterabbit75

3 жыл бұрын

This is one of the reasons I keep a stock of frozen goodies like those.

rSlash, you forgot the Marine Vet story or else mixed the names up this and another upcoming video. Just fyi.

@pa28cfi

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was having reading comprehension issues, because I read the description 5 times, and was wondering where that story was.

@ttsreadsredditstories2923

4 жыл бұрын

I think you are right unfortunately 🙁

@mistaparker5878

4 жыл бұрын

Thought I was more hungover than I am 😂

@ScorpiusZA.

4 жыл бұрын

Was about to make the same comment. He left off that story.

@otravis676

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a former Marine so I was really looking forward to hearing what a fellow devil dog did..........CLICK BAIT LOL

Where was the Veteran' story?

@thomasjones6216

4 жыл бұрын

I missed that too

@janeweller

4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to know that as well.

@sailingmaster

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think something got left out of the upload.

@Twinklethefox9022

4 жыл бұрын

I dunno I missed it

@ttsreadsredditstories2923

4 жыл бұрын

sailingmaster is correct. I checked like 3 times. I think he may of just missed it.

"Maybe all these stories are giving me a cynical view of humanity." You need Reddit for that?

Most likely TD Grey was off having a nap! And not doing his job

@LoveableNiki

4 жыл бұрын

Or leaving the building entirely. The gall to not check on production before the meeting...WOW!!!

Husband: Make me a sandwich! Wife: Okay. *Ties two slices of bread to her closed fist and punches him*

@Charles-A

4 жыл бұрын

Will do this next time my girl asks me to make her a sandwich while STARTING an online match

@19TheFallen

4 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of something my sister said to one of her kids. They said "Make me a sandwich!" She looked right at them and said "You're a sandwich!"

@KOTEBANAROT

4 жыл бұрын

@@19TheFallen this is the reason they burned witches in old times. Girls couldnt stop turning people into sandwich

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

I half expected her to warm up his Cheerios by peeing in them.

@janani1826

4 жыл бұрын

Nah gotta go Gordon Ramsay mode Idiot sandwich 🥪

I legit wait for these everyday

@shadowmoon420

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@eniolaadeoye6144

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@puginator1612

4 жыл бұрын

Who doesnt

rSlash: "Alaska-----" Me: "SWEET HOME ALABAMA- Oh wait..."

Our view on humanity is being morphed. What a wake up call when the neighbor wasn't being a complete jerk and was actually nice and a good neighbor.

I just woke up and what a perfect way to start the day. I also thought the neighbor complaining about the dogs was going to be a major karen. XD

I'd hate to argue with a veteran who once was captain of a nuclear submarine.

@Twinklethefox9022

4 жыл бұрын

Where is that story at?

@thegreatpapyrus2306

4 жыл бұрын

check his pinned comment.

The key in life is not to always say yes to everything, it's to always say "ok" to everything *I'm ok*

Thumbnail says it all He asked me “do you want 75,000$” and I said “ok” and got the money

so mr gray could be paid while sleeping on his home only waking up to give permission for a repair and joining start and end of shift, but he decided he could not be bothered to do half of it? i guess some people are born lucky but also really really stupid..

the thing I love most about rSlahes channel is how there is no clickbait, he does end up showing what was on the thumbnail at some point in the video

This community should definitely make this a series that's seen on multiple platforms even big streaming sites, I absolutely love listening to these at work, they make the 12 hour shifts seem shorter Keep up the good work 😎👍🏼

And another reason for me to work at home. I hate bosses like this and having disabilities and been bullied before it's scary.

That man who asked for her to cook for him, just wow. I would have headed straight for the door if that happened one more time after that. If he didn't get the hint the first time, he'll never get it.

Microwaved Cheerios! The perfect warm, nuked breakfast of champions!

@myctfan5016

3 жыл бұрын

😩😵😝

You should do another r/treelaw

The marine vet story was in the last MaliciousCompliance video

@thehiddenninja3428

4 жыл бұрын

will be in the next one*

@SirDunzo

4 жыл бұрын

@@thehiddenninja3428 actually if you go to the last one just read the title

@cheeseyjrdude4751

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, it's getting to a point where at least once every few videos it's a story he's already read. Usually though they're older stories so I get it, but it's still annoying

@thehiddenninja3428

4 жыл бұрын

@@SirDunzo Well according to the pinned comment at the top, it'll be in a video in about a week

@SirDunzo

4 жыл бұрын

@@cheeseyjrdude4751 he cant just create his own stories, he reads what the other redditors have written, like there are days when there are like no posts and others have hundreds.

Everybody’s gangsta til the PTSD kicks in

Company: We are making safety boots required for X job! Company: Can you do X job without the required safety gear? OP: No Company: Surprised Pikachu Face

replaying this video today and just (finally) heard the phrase "puppy exhaust" referring to poo and I am completely tickled by this. in fact, I believe I shall begin to implement its usage in my own discourse. many thanks to the OP

I can't believe the hospital didn't make the caretaker turn down the music or leave.

So... Where was the Veteran's Story ?

"Stay Calm, and take things literally".

@kairinase

4 жыл бұрын

@Skunk Ape Maybe, when I found my niche on youtube. But, that literally part has already been taken by Studio C's 'Captain Literally'. It's not novel anymore! Anyway, thanks.

16:45 "He stood 6' 6' and weighed 245 kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip and everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big John".

@toasterofdoom9629

4 жыл бұрын

Big Jooooohn, Big Bad John.

@theformer1337agent

3 жыл бұрын

@@toasterofdoom9629 lol

16:28 "Alaska has certain parts where cities are few and far between." Me: There are cities in Alaska?

One of those stories was a bit of a villain's redemption arc, with the neighbor actually owning up to his confusion and helping resolve the hazardous smell problem.

If you don't mind some Dungeons and Dragons, here's my story. I started playing the 5e version of the game at the end of August/beginning of September, and I picked a very basic fighter - nothing wrong. Then the Dungeon Master got Creativity Block on his homebrewed storyline, so another guy ran a pre-made scenario so that folks could get their D&D fix. Played a sorcerer with a dragon bloodline - nothing wrong. I have habit of writing down character ideas, and I go, "Say, could a Holy Priest be a Warlock" - Warlocks need a patron who gives them powers. DM: A cult leader might worship their patron, but no holy priest would be a warlock. Me: Are you sure? DM: I've got 20 years of playing/DMing, so I would know. You've got less than two months and don't know everything. Me: Fine. (Mentally) Game on. So I got some books through my library (more like I'd gotten them that very day actually) and I did some reading. Page 54 of Xanathar's Guide to Everything had the answer. Next session, I see that one of the other players has the book. Me: Say, could you show DM page 54? Other Player: Sure. DM: Okay. Now, page 54 has the Celestial Warlock, who gets their powers from a celestial being. At level 1, they get access to two healing spells - one is a touch spell that's part of the action and the other can be used on an ally within 60 feet of the warlock as a bonus action. Now, one thing to note, DM has been playing as a paladin, who have access to a similar touch healing spell. DM: (Freezes) Sub-DM: (At me) I think that you broke him. DM: (Makes Wisdom Save) That's just over powered and invalidates Paladin. Me: (Just a grinning.) To be fair, DM only had the Core rule books at the time. He did pick up a copy of Xanathar's recently, and other players have been getting other books. Got an Inquisative (Xanathar's) rogue, a Tabaxi (catfolk) (from Volo's Guide) monk and an Aarakocra (eagle dude) (Elemental Evil Player's Companion) Raven Queen (Unearthed Arcana) warlock.

@Alakaizer

4 жыл бұрын

My only two forays outside the PHB were a Tabaxi warlock (Fey pact) and a Kobold cleric (life domain) who was a pacifist and devotee of Bahamut. He kept 10 gold in copper pieces to use as a mini-hoard to sleep on.

@lockwoan01

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alakaizer Cute. A few weeks ago, ended up getting a bunch of player-related books, including Wildemount, which is useful because it has the Hollow One template (playable undead). Reason it's useful, our one tiefling assassin became an undead thrall to the god of death. (There was a plague and he made a deal to save his skin.)

Yeah, I thought the neighbor beside the dog kennel would be the Entitled Neighbor, but apparently they are decent people that did indeed listen to reason. The ending, where OP said they become good neighbors for years, that's really wholesome.

I only have one question, exactly what WAS Gray doing when he wasn't at work?

@theawkwarddolphin4752

4 жыл бұрын

Probably watching rSlash videos and siding with the Karens snd chossing beggars of every story

I feel so normal right now. rSlash, you deserve some therapist pay. Also, I was excited for the Veteran's story, but I can't find it.

That last story, with the Cheerios is perfection! As soon as he didn’t accept the subtle sign of getting cereal, my brain finished the story itself! That one is a super clear example of that “people treat how you let them” thing. If it hadn’t happened, the whole tone of their marriage would have been different. She didn’t get nasty or overly rude about it, but she also clearly made her point. I respect this stranger’s mom. Lol

Where was the namesake story, I just finished the video but I didn't hear the namesake.

@galaproductions9099

4 жыл бұрын

I thought i didnt hear it this is the first time he's done this wtf

@garbageknights

4 жыл бұрын

@@galaproductions9099 I'm pretty sure I've seen the story before, it's a long one, it's kinda hard to miss.

@ttsreadsredditstories2923

4 жыл бұрын

I think he might of left it out 🙁

@RayleReaper

4 жыл бұрын

Likely just a mistake on his part. Doing these daily something is bound to slip up on occasion.

@Dragonemperess

4 жыл бұрын

Thumbnail mixup. Its coming next week.

When somebody makes an outrageous demand and you say yes: *You weren't supposed to do that* You: *Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.*

I'll admit I did similar with my wife but only became an jerk about it when 3 days in a row she didn't make dinner but would complain when I woke her so I started going across the street for food till she complained there was no food in the house for her to eat lunch while I was at work. The only reason I felt it ok to act the way I did was I had a hard labor job and she didn't work at all at the time. I know everyone becomes complacent when things are easy for a long time but if you don't have a job you should at least do some chores around the house for the person who is literally taking the whole load of the roof and food your using.

Ive been meaning to write this: Her employer would more than likely be the family of the stroke victim and not the stroke victim themselves. Her employer or employers werent there so this is abuse of her power.

I hope the story about the Marine Vet is the one where he gets revenge from the grave!

From what I understand, if your neighbor's sewerage overflows onto your property, they are responsible for cleaning that up too.

One morning Ripley woke up to find out there is "a lien" in her house.

Me eating noodles RSlash: There's a difference between dog and human waste

Person: “Who gave you permission for this? Don’t shut down the machines without MY approval.” Also Person: “Why didn’t you shut down the machine?! Do your job!” Person again: “Who gave you permission for this?”

The one in the hospital and the one about the farm's cesspools weren't malicious compliance; they weren't told to do what they did. Playing your own music in retaliation would be petty revenge, and reporting the farm for a breech because of the smell is definitely pro revenge, because of how much it cost

Where is the marine?

@ttsreadsredditstories2923

4 жыл бұрын

He forgot it or mixed up the title by mistake.

I like that last story, because 1. the husband learnt his lesson and 2. the wife wasn't rude about it, she could've easily gotten angry and told him to fuck off and she would've been perfectly in the right, but instead got up and did exactly as he ask, teaching him a valuable lesson to make your own food at 2am. tldr she avoided arguing or fighting with him, and instead did something she knew he'd dislike

I would say to the guy that pissed the manager with the boots that,"you want me to go out there and beyond safe and get hurt sue the company and also tell workman's comp what you're doing? Is that what you're saying?"

The hospital one doesn't make sense. If a nurse tells you to turn it off and you don't then the next thing is security kicking you out of the hospital. The average nurse can easily shut down a Karen.

The last one reminds me of my parents right when they got married and were building their house. My dad had a habit of leaving his work clothes on their bedroom floor when he got home and my mum would pick them up, put them away and tell him to take care of his clothes, to which he always agreed and never did. So one evening her sister in law is over, she’s showing her the house and when they get to the bedroom they find his clothes on the floor. My mum got so fed up she chucked them out the window.

I don’t think a couple of guys and shovels can dig up a whole ass sewer line. OP was delusional.

Cheerios story: if she didn’t add coffee or milk, how did she not blow the door of the microwave open? Source: in the late seventies, my oldest brother had a way to sterilize his contact lenses using the microwave. Something went very wrong, and I believe it had to do with insufficient liquid.

Re: the husband and wife and the Cheerios. My mom would make my Dad food. I obviously grew up in a different era. One day my parents were visiting for some event. A baptism or such. They lived 2 hours away with the in-laws traveling from a further distance. So needless to say I was juggling a lot. So I’m doing the meal and my father says to me “I’ll have milk.” I said, “the glasses are in the cabinet next to the fridge and the milk is in the fridge.” When I looked at him, shocked Pikachu face. 😂 He was perfectly capable of pouring a glass of milk and I’m not a maid.

10:49 one of the many benefits of being slow to anger. The OP could have turned this misunderstanding into a feud if he had responded to criticism like so many potato head side characters in these stories do.

"I raise n train dogs..." I heard "I raisin-train dogs..." "Is that a raisin? Here boy! Raisin? Is it?!" "Ruff! Nu, its a sultana..." "Good boy, well done! Have a blueburry muffin..."

Love it! Oh man. When you said the moms comment about seeing what she could do about getting him warm food. Sharp intake of breath....and a combo of my brain going "...uh oh, prepare yourself dude......" and the lost in space robot "DANGER! DANGER! Lol perfect

Oh my job tried to send a colleague and I to training right before Christmas. The training was three hours away and they wanted us to pick up a car and drive to the 8 am training....in WINTER. We said no but they could provide a hotel and we would happily attend the 3 day training. They refused unless we paid out of pocket and got reimbursed. I told them to f off. Eventually we forced them to follow the policy which basically says that if you are sending people a certain distance away for training you HAVE to provide the hotel and pay for food and travel. They were not happy, but I sure enjoyed the break from normal work.

I wish that I would have the guts to say/do something like this to people and even my boss.

The special boots story. I understand why but why did the company issue such expensive shoes for that? Hell, you could get the same effect pretty much using metal cleats.

Something hot to eat at 2 AM? Okay, microwave cheerios! Somehow that's adorable

'Because they thought we were some plumbing wizards of sort' Oi! Don't you dare insult the proud Plumbing Wizards from Poland!

I'm not a lawyer but I am a plumber and I will say that a machine is much more efficient and cheaper than labor cost. If you are digging a trunk line for a house that has a negative pitch on a hill, which is commonly rocky, then shovels will not do the job. Grated, this op is not blaming the plumbers directly. Im just saying that until you grab a shovel and try to do an underground tie-in several feet deep dont assume its cost effective.

Ah, those good old expenses policies... A company I worked for many years ago once blocked a claim I made for an overnight hotel stay, because my evening meal claim (which was a maximum of £30) included a movie. As I was there on my own and, at that time, was staying in different hotels around the country three or four nights a week, I was tired of being "that guy" who eats alone in the restaurant, and as I was tired, I ordered a sandwich from room service, which came to around £10. So I checked out the pay movies. Yes, there was porn on there, but I was more interested in one of the blockbusters they were showing - only they were wrong, it wasn't that one, it was actually the Eddie Murphy film, "Metro". Anyways, I put in the claim and was told by my boss that it couldn't be approved with the movie being on it. I argued that the whole thing came to just over half of what the allowance was and he just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, that's the policy." One of my colleagues was a big drinker and I happened to know that he would blow the entire £30 allowance on beer, so I said to my boss, "So it's okay to drink the entire amount, but not to try and save the company a few quid?" Apparently yes, this was perfectly acceptable. So the following week, I ate very expensive meals in nearby restaurants for two nights and, on the last night, I took a trip to a supermarket, bought a sandwich and a drink for my evening meal (I'd had a big lunch, so I wasn't overly hungry) and spent up to the limit on stuff I needed at home - tea bags, sugar, tinned goods, that sort of thing. I put in that receipt as my evening meal for that day. My boss looked at the receipt and asked what all that was. I said, "It's all food, so technically it's my evening meal. No movies on there, boss." As there was no policy in place to cover buying produce, it was waved through with no complaints from the expenses team, and I saved over £26 on my grocery bill! Needless to say, the policy soon changed after that.

This one makes me mad, "why don't they hire human laborers to do this?" You get out there with a shovel and dig it up! Could you imagine how big of a job that would be?

“How I got 75k from saying ok” My mind: (person: do you want 75k? OP: ok sure

I am so happy you post daily, in the last 3 days, I've listen to roughly 30-35 hours of your content while driving. Sorry if I couldnt like every video

I love reading these reddit posts but it's super nice to listen so I can work while I listen. rSlah you are a saint dude

Where's the vet story?

@ttsreadsredditstories2923

4 жыл бұрын

he forgot it by mistake

🌟🌟🌟 Yup i expected the neighbour to not listen at all and keep blaming the kennel owner,just like you thought rSlash. It is nice to see reality/logic and facts win

I had the same thing happen at my old job. We would set meetings with people a 3 hours drive away, have the meetings and lunch, then drive home. "Sorry, change of policy. You don't get $8 for lunch unless you have an overnight stay. We control the meeting time so... Leave at 11am, have lunch, meetings from 3pm-5pm, dinner, hotel, breakfast... costs them hundreds instead of $8! Morons!

I knew those Cheerios were gonna be microwaved. Well played, sleepy lady, well played.

A husband wants his wife to wake up to fix him hot food late at night? Heck, even I know how to grill sausages or boil eggs or something simple without being so helpless that I need someone else to look after me. But I guess it was different times.

I'm a plumber and I gotta say if it's backing that bad they would have to had done major construction to make it backflow like that

When it comes to neighbors, we are all human and subject to human emotions and desires. The typical human wants to be able to enjoy their property without nearby property owners ruining it with smells, sounds, etc. If everyone involved are respectful of each other and do their part, everyone involved benefits. When a single property owner decides that they don't care what others think and "do what they want", it makes it harder for their nearby neighbors to enjoy their property. Piss them off enough and they will take matters into their own hands and find a way to ruin your enjoyment of your property. Typically, a neighbor will not try to ruin your enjoyment of your property unless you are ruining their enjoyment of their property. However, there are exceptions for areas with HOAs due to people getting too wrapped up in "the letter of the rules". They see a neighbor breaking a rule and get pissed because they can't break a rule, so they snitch. When there is no HOA and it's just neighbors being neighbors, as long as there is nothing actually destroying the enjoyment of property, they tend to get along "good enough". You can improve relationships by being respectful of their right to enjoy their property and maybe being nice to them and maybe helping them out from time to time. Their natural human traits will encourage them to then help you out from time to time and be nice to you too. Of course, some people have it harder, like me. I suspect I have "high-functioning autism" so my social skills and abilities are just not there. I tend to appear rough around the edges and have a bad habit of saying things I shouldn't. So, for me, I typically just don't interact with neighbors unless I have to, but still try to be respectful of their right to use their property. I've been here about seven years and no problems from neighbors.

I had an army ad right before this video

@Twinklethefox9022

4 жыл бұрын

Same. It's a shame we never got the story

Husband: make me food at 2 am Wife:I what to sleep but fine Wife: here is your food now let me sleep

Honestly though. the person who was actually reasonable about the dogs is likely like us: Just really nice, but quiet about it. We're the majority; it just so happens the rude people are LOUD.

"Do you want $75,000?" "Ok"

Mr. Gray sounds like a great supervisor for the Postal Service

You can really just ignore what hospital employees tell you to do in a hospital? How is that possible? What she was doing was bad for the health of the patients she was disturbing.