“I’m a computer technician...” Me: dear god, this guy is gonna kill ‘em

@leyrandomthoughts507

4 жыл бұрын

@Blackwood Pinetree I’m just pasting this into random comments...... kzread.info/dash/bejne/nqmFtbOuc6vak6w.html

@shadowsnake5133

4 жыл бұрын

If this is a rickroll, I'm just going to continue listening.

@shadowsnake5133

4 жыл бұрын

@@leyrandomthoughts507 OKAY, WELP, THAT'S 100× BETTER... BUT ALSO WHAT? WHY PHILOSOPHY?

@JohnnyTromboner

4 жыл бұрын

@@leyrandomthoughts507 ok I'll roll the dice

@wta1518

4 жыл бұрын

Shadow Snake this one isn’t! kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

2:10 Imagine one of the kids actually answering and acing the fake finals.

@nebulisnoobis102

4 жыл бұрын

Neko- chi 21,000 IQ

@MercuryA2000

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like you double their grade on it or something tbh. That means they probably know the class better than anyone.

@JustAKomiFan

4 жыл бұрын

*but you can't do that*

@daleknewvegas45

4 жыл бұрын

or they get a zero because that def means they are cheating

@lool12366

4 жыл бұрын

@@daleknewvegas45 Nah there are plenty of rebellious kids who get really good grades. That's how they get away with it.

If I was 'OP' and ran into 'Evan' in the elevator, I would've waited for the elevator to start, after which I would have started jumping up and down to scare the shit out of him.

@mackenzieludwig4568

4 жыл бұрын

What’s the yellow symbol by your name mean?

@JD-rq3ur

4 жыл бұрын

@@mackenzieludwig4568 Oh it just means I support rSlash with a monthly donation. There are different colors depending on how long you have been a supporter. :)

@captaintrownies8731

4 жыл бұрын

@@JD-rq3ur nice

@karlcoelho1237

4 жыл бұрын

After I reach the floor I need I would press everyone button and leave

@elviciotpd786

4 жыл бұрын

I was hoping she would slap the shit outta him. What's he gonna do, run away? He certainly wouldn't have been able to square up.

"I have been a computer technician for more than 15 years" If a story starts out like this IT'S GONNA BE GOOD

@Intacfil

4 жыл бұрын

SOMEONE GET THIS TO 69 LIKES.

@Intacfil

4 жыл бұрын

AND LET IT STAY AT 69.

@miaohsenbrugge6442

4 жыл бұрын

I did it :)

@xShadowNinjaEX

4 жыл бұрын

OH YEAH IT WAS GOOD ALRIGHT. I LOVED IT

@iamacatperson7226

4 жыл бұрын

Dad: I GOOGLED THEREFORE AM GOODER THAN YOU (I am aware gooder isnt a word)

The two lessons of the story: 1. Never accept cheques as payment. 2. Never EVER mess with your IT guy. You will regret it, if you do.

@speedy01247

4 жыл бұрын

well fuck, I bought my last laptop with a check. (was planning on buying my next one with a check as well)

@mghrabbits2416

4 жыл бұрын

I like your pfp

@karishahayes1766

4 жыл бұрын

@asaeampan correct

@ericwilliams1659

4 жыл бұрын

@asaeampan and some places can run the account numbers on the check in the store to see if it will bounce. In my area those places are the only ones that take checks.

@castin5406

4 жыл бұрын

@asaeampan In my state, it's a felony. No matter the amount.

Remember kids: Before you speak, think of what voice Rslash will read it in

@logangroves5834

4 жыл бұрын

*Giggles Devilsihly*

@MB-mj7pl

4 жыл бұрын

I just hope I get the southern accent.

@jakeshyper3773

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@kf338

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@Litzie2129

4 жыл бұрын

As long as I don't receive the whinning EM voice, I good to go. 😄😄😷😷🧻🧻

The Evan story was classic. That is why you should always treat people with respect. You never know when you will see them again🤣🤣🤣

@IIIJG52

4 жыл бұрын

I giggle half the time...it was BRILLIANT! Loved it.

@connerhawks3479

4 жыл бұрын

This is factual information

@TotallyNotALolicon

4 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna press X to doubt that story was real

@BurroughsProductions

4 жыл бұрын

If by classic u mean clearly fake sure

@BurroughsProductions

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds like someones fantasy/shitty sitcom plot. Why would evan get on the elevator with someone he knew he fucked with? Also treating a customer at ur restaurant is a quick way to get a bunch of bad reviews and borders on illegal. She literally said she paid an employee to antagonise a customer, one which they assaulted. Theres no way this story happened

Stiffing your IT guy is like stabbing Merlin in the back. Man's gonna be casting some spells and curses your way buddy

@timestate9718

4 жыл бұрын

That Spud over there exactly like why would you want to piss off the person who literally has access to your personal info

@gamesandglory1648

4 жыл бұрын

yeah there was a time when an IT guy was fired and every wire in the building was cut

@KB-cc5qx

3 жыл бұрын

bro your username broke my pc.

@tacticalyugo5357

3 жыл бұрын

u have the best user name i have ever seen XD

@Spectaria

3 жыл бұрын

highly agree also my man your name. where is it going

This man must have really wanted to “pAsSionAtLY HuG tHiS woMaN” 😂😂😂😂 what cracks me up is his replacements for the bad words lmaaaooo

@oleholm5601

3 жыл бұрын

Very different from a Warm Hug.

@mellophon3

3 жыл бұрын

@@oleholm5601 its an intimate hug

@ketchupchan891

3 жыл бұрын

I got an ad that contained passionate hugging... Yeah..

@InaanB

3 жыл бұрын

It makes it easier for my fellow kids to watch.

@wfcoaker1398

3 жыл бұрын

Since I subscribed, I have learned the phrases: Passionate hugging Adult fun time

OP: (Repairs laptop with huge discount) Bob: (Takes it and doesn't pay) OP: So you have chosen death.

@pranavkondapalli9306

4 жыл бұрын

not death but more so eternal torture(like hell)

@phlushphish793

4 жыл бұрын

@@pranavkondapalli9306 He chose that on his own.

@Tally64

3 жыл бұрын

Karma comes in many forms. In this case it came in the form of an an I.T.

@zumajr8541

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tally64 God Bless the Geeks

I had a feeling that the pastor was dirty, a lot of the religious leaders where I live get incarcerated for similar circumstances.

@iannelson5933

4 жыл бұрын

Plus which the title calls him"lying"and"cheating"which would explain your eerie intuition.And it wouldn't be much of a story if the pastor had been clean, would it?

@SevCaswell

4 жыл бұрын

From when I've seen if someone claims to be a religious person that actually means they're a hateful, evil POS...

@danielhounshell2526

4 жыл бұрын

@@SevCaswell not at all, there are plenty of religious people out there who are awesome people, just like there are people who aren't religious that are on par with the pastor in this story. No group of people is all good or all bad, you'll find a bit of both just about everywhere.

@stanczyka2407

4 жыл бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen the new Justin V

@rugalbernstein5913

4 жыл бұрын

Consider that religions get most of their followers by fear mongering kids into joining and not actually convincing people that their religion is true. I would imagine religion itself is just an MLM on a global scale with some good people unfortunate enough to be suckered into it.

The last story about "Helen" is a lot more common than most people think. It can be very hard to fire incompetent government employees. Because of that, many supervisors will help promote bad workers into other groups or departments. This is openly discussed among government workers.

@jide7765

4 жыл бұрын

Not only government employees but also mega-corp employees.

@carna-9501

4 жыл бұрын

It's also in the Military too. We end up promoting those who have bad leadership qualities and who dont have what it really takes to be a good Sailor(I'm Navy).

@BruinPhD2009

4 жыл бұрын

Anancy-9 I just retired from the Army and it’s the same deal. Every promotion list would have at least one “WTF” moment on it. It’s not easy to give people the ratings they deserve, but that’s how bad players end up on top of the heap.

@dinkledankle

4 жыл бұрын

@@BruinPhD2009 One of the reasons I got out after only 6 years. Personality understandably isn't really a factor in the board, so everyone has to deal with the absolute shittiest, disrespectful people who unfortunately know how to do their duties well enough and pass the board. Good leadership seemed to be too rare. It just wasn't worth it anymore.

@TheAwesomes2104

4 жыл бұрын

The Police do it, The Military does it, the Government does it, the Mega-Corps do it, yet if the average person leaves a restaurant chain without giving a 2 weeks notice, they can be blacklisted from being hired at any of their other stores across the entire country. This is America

Ngl, I thought the pastor’s computer was gonna have child p on it.

@loganholzwulf1689

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@wacxer

4 жыл бұрын

Same dude

@bobleeroy772

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@alicedubois1348

4 жыл бұрын

same

@Z4r4sz

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. But this was much better and not the first time I heard such a story. They just beg to be hated and called hypocrites.

Snakes like “Pastor Bob” are what give Christians a bad rep. I’m glad he got his just desserts.

@doublechocolatedangles7351

4 жыл бұрын

Viola Cadbury Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Matthew 7:15

@willcstgd

4 жыл бұрын

Double Chocolate Dangles Damn, that’s a really good quote to use when people are insulting Christians for our bad apples.

@eeveefan132

4 жыл бұрын

Double Chocolate Dangles Wow, that is impressively fitting!

@nattybird1146

4 жыл бұрын

how is marry a virgin but has a child, just think for a minute

@mahe4

4 жыл бұрын

"Snakes like “Pastor Bob” are what give Christians a bad rep." not really... there are a lot other things...

7:12 At least OP helped Amanda dodge a major bullet.

The restaurant owner who got revenge on the guy. By making his date with Amanda, the worst date ever (for him, but not for Amanda). What came to mind by the end of the story was that, on that night Amanda had a dinner and show all at once

The only thing that satisfies me is burning a Supreme shirt in front of a spoiled kid.

@charlottesometimes6977

4 жыл бұрын

EnderTeimant 😂

@datcatwiththecracksucccit2029

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@buschmenschhelmutderzersto9232

4 жыл бұрын

Thats what i Do in my free time

@jimmysavile69

4 жыл бұрын

@@plasmqq/home supreme shirts are absolute rip-offs

@terra_the_nightingale135

4 жыл бұрын

plasmaツ not really

That first teacher’s prank was so good and honestly a cute story

This Pastor literally just does anything and everything he says not to do in church.

@espurrseyes42

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine a pastor doing bad stuff he preaches not to do.

@massimoforesti6591

3 жыл бұрын

His mentality was "Do as I say, not as I do"

One time my mom ended up going to this new church that my aunt used to go to. She had recently passed and she was a very kind and religious woman. My mom thought about trying her church ig to feel closer to her sister. The church was ok but when we first started going there the pastor was raising money to build apartments right next door to the church so homeless people had somewhere to stay. He encouraged everyone to make, bake, or sell anything to get to a 2 mil goal. My mom helped make food to sell plates and we all pitched in extra money to get it. Soon we reached our goal and we never heard about the apartments again. Then maybe a few months after his daughter posted on fb how he was a crook and he stole everyones money to take care of a second family and i actually lived around his house. And i worked right across the street from where is mistress worked.

@luluperez8587

3 жыл бұрын

What happened next!? Please update

@chrislanglois8275

2 жыл бұрын

damn, dont leave us hanging right at the climax of when u could start the prorevenge. :O :(

Imagine having nothing more that a cardboard cutout personality that one of the things that entertain you is going out of your way to send a couple of rude texts to a random person. How underdeveloped do you have to be for this?

@wind-born2581

4 жыл бұрын

Amoeba. I love how she dealt with him.

@afork2600

3 жыл бұрын

@@wind-born2581 amoeba are more interesting creatures than evan

@Kakmanmartinez666

2 жыл бұрын

It's cuz he gets no bitches.

That tinder story: It’s a small world, after all.

@michaelstaab2872

3 жыл бұрын

Its fake

@chrispham6599

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelstaab2872 I dunno! There are juvenile spineless assholes out there.

The long story about the computer repair guy against the pastor....omg 😂. This is why you don't stiff your contractors, especially if they are doing a nice thing for you out of their time and pocket.

I wake up each morning to Rslash. He helps me wake up. Love his channel hella, love the way he reads everything and it's not monotone and actually makes you wanna watch. It's awesome.

@Twinklethefox9022

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@MoonyMythic

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one! I listen to one of his videos before beginning "school"

@sydneyjocelyn

4 жыл бұрын

@@MoonyMythic same!

@j.k.1198

4 жыл бұрын

Soul_Gamer1990 damn I listen to Rslash on my way from school (when school was a thing at least lol)

@marurei143

4 жыл бұрын

IKR - there, are channels that have a lisp, or a HEAVY accent and it pisses me off

OPs on r/prorevenge be like: Hippity Hoppity This revenge is my property

@Richard_Nickerson

4 жыл бұрын

And you guys be like: I like dumb memes even when they don't make sense

@BigT.Larrity

4 жыл бұрын

cringe

@qtarokujo5832

4 жыл бұрын

@@BigT.Larrity my comment maybe is cringe but i atleast don't like my own comments

@vardevank

4 жыл бұрын

@@qtarokujo5832 ouch burnnnn🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Just remember. If the title of the video is r/Prorevenge and the OP says he/she is a computer technician or something related to that you dang well know that the story will be good

Just a heads up, Pastor Bob is what the Bible calls “wolves in sheep’s clothing” and is a man that will be condemned to hell if he doesn’t make what he did right.

@murasaki1417

4 жыл бұрын

Feel like he actually is already in a devastating financial as in rn, seeing as one he lost his jobs,lost his car and house. Feel like he's homeless seeing as what he did was very awful.

@ladyspookums

4 жыл бұрын

@@jusey1 So stealing from the church is like...the be all and end all but touching kids is cool?

@canadascoins785

3 жыл бұрын

dont rlly give a shit

@healingthroughchrist1988

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladyspookums Stealing from the church is actually stealing from God. But touching kids is also bad. And anybody touching kids will answer to God for it. God will not tolerate it. Especially if they're misusing their position in the church to do it. They need to be exposed and face the consequences of their actions.

@cvernon5256

3 жыл бұрын

For the best summation, look at King James version Matthew 15 verse 8.

I like the fact that the pastor was sinning everything he did AS HE WAS DOING IT

@endorneyodera4366

4 жыл бұрын

Do as i preach, not as i do

@richodude2679

3 жыл бұрын

Typical church hypocrisy

@InitialPC

3 жыл бұрын

christians are not above hypocrisy unfortunately

@paxhumana2015

2 жыл бұрын

@@InitialPC , Atheists are the worst offenders of it, though.

@dudemcguy8949

2 жыл бұрын

@@paxhumana2015 Everyone is the worst offenders. Whether you believe in that lovely leather bound book changes nothing

I've heard of a charming online game called "pulling a pig" where men find "unattractive" women online, start a relationship and eventually agree to meet. She's only let in on the "joke" when he turns up with a bunch of his friends to jeer at her for being stupid enough to believe that any man could be interested in someone like her. One woman even flew to a different continent to meet the love of her life, only to find out that she'd been "pranked". How low can their self-esteem be when they need to go to these lengths to get their jollies?

Pastor Bob probably told all his parishioners that they're magically protected from coronavirus and it's perfectly fine for them to gather enormous crowds in a confined space where they all sing at the top of their lungs and hug all over each other, too.

God I so wish we had Amanda’s perspective 😂😂😂😂😂😂 she just went through the wildest ride and dodged a bullet with that guy

Pastor Bob: "I won't be paying you for fixing my laptop! What are you gonna do about it?" OP: "I'm gonna destroy your whole career." Pastor Bob: "Wait, what are you-" OP: *Get nae-nae'd*

@tea5074

4 жыл бұрын

lmao yes, thats exactly how the story went

Honestly, Amanda probably enjoyed that date. I would, I would just love to look at the carnage.

7:09 The final finishing blow could have been OP starting to date Amanda

@MoonMoonLynn

4 жыл бұрын

Toasty Noneofyourbusiness i thought that’s what was going to happen i was cackling the whole story

@ilexdiapason

4 жыл бұрын

that would have been agayzing i mean amazing

@ketchupchan891

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilexdiapason i would support it

@Kakmanmartinez666

2 жыл бұрын

@@ilexdiapason "yeah we gay, keep scrolling" 🤣

Morning everyone, i hope everyone's staying safe and not bored during thos month, now it's snowing here in texas. What? Now we're getting day after tomorrow? Geez, someone's got a sense of humor making us go through apacalyptiolc scenarios this year

@nindiamarch7648

4 жыл бұрын

are you having a stroke?

@lebonk8081

4 жыл бұрын

@@nindiamarch7648 lol, i suck at typing, and just woke up, so I'm sorry for any grammar issues, lol.

@Galena949

4 жыл бұрын

I got my art projects to keep me going and rslash in the background.

@lebonk8081

4 жыл бұрын

@@Galena949I'm binge watching the mcu on disney+, while playing marvel ultimate alliance to keep from going crazy, lol,

@Galena949

4 жыл бұрын

@@lebonk8081 lol, my sewing and other art projects are making me go crazy trying to figure them out. But I'm not giving up cause it keeps me busy. I haven't played marvel ultimate alliance. (Cuz I don't have a lot of game systems.) Hope it's fun.

Amanda: Why do I hear boss music?

The story about the pastor sounds eerily similar to the story of the youth pastor at my grandmother's church. Even down to the 20,000 dollar roof

@ZimVader-0017

4 жыл бұрын

You should ask your grandmother about it. It's a small word, I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same church.

"Man, that Pastor should have paid the 60 Bucks". Amen to that RSlash, Amen to that.

Thank you RSlash for bringing people together I was just in the drive through of Burgerking listening to this video when I pull up to pay I forgot to pause and the lady said “Oh that’s RSLASH! I love him! Me and my boyfriend listen to his videos every day!” So I made a new friend because of you. Thanks!

Im glad that op got to expose Evan's true colors to Amanda Definitely a dodged bullet for Amanda

The one about pastor bob should have been r/nuclearrevenge

@jacobbartlett331

4 жыл бұрын

Florida Man if you’ve ever seen nuclear revenge than you know that that wasn’t even come close

@danielhounshell2526

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobbartlett331 he ends up a homeless, jobless social pariah with no transportation, loses his marriage, is about to owe people a ton of money, and may do time in prison for embezzlement. Not to mention that the courts can take pretty drastic measures to force you to pay up. More than likely this person is going to be homeless for months, if not years. Most companies won't touch him with a ten foot pole, even more so if he gets convicted of embezzlement. He'd be lucky to get a minimum wage job and rent out some apartment barely being held together by duct tape. This is about as nuclear as you can get without people being able to (rightfully) accuse you of being batshit insane.

@NS-gv2qx

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielhounshell2526 exactly, I've seen nuclear revenge stories a lot tamer than this.

@NS-gv2qx

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobbartlett331 OP destroyed his fucking life what are you talking about?

@madbr3991

4 жыл бұрын

I choose not to put it in nuclear revenge. Because it only affected Bob. If it had affected more people then I would have moved it to nuclear revenge.

I found out long time ago not to trust church or senior officals, the store i worked at sold this one mega church in Lakeville Minnesota, a lot if video cameras , mostly small inexpensive $500.00 unit, but then they want a very expensive Canon GL 2 mini DV digital camcorder, they tried to play us of gray market out of Florida and NY , them tried the usual "we are a church that is very broke" .the head of there AV dept had about a year earlier had tried to make themselves look cool by saying "we bought 4 brodcast cameras from Sony at $8500.00. per unit. I said I would throw in a few tapes. For what ever reason they purchased the unit at $2450.00. all is well , 3 months later they came back wanting to return the camera as defective, it was trashed, the worst part was sand in the tape transport. And they did not have the box or any of the accessories, my mgr looked the unit up, and finds out they did not purchase it from my company. I called a couple of stores in the twin cities and found they did not purchase it local. Finally we looked it over after cleaning it up a bit a what was left of a stick that said factory refurbished, no wonder they did not have a box. Can usually send most refurb out in brown boxes. They were banned. The good lurtherns of MN, theifs , all if them.

@stickiedmin6508

4 жыл бұрын

" . . . Cos religion is business And there's money in sin . . . "

@isabaglin3384

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I live in Lakeville, was it All Saints? That’s hilarious, I never liked that place, too big and wouldn’t let me hold bake sales for charity

@ZimVader-0017

4 жыл бұрын

Just hearing "mega church" should clue you in that it's a huge scam, but while the con artists truly are despicable, I still reserve my opinion that if people still go willingly even though they're aware that it's a scam then they probably deserve it. There are local "pastors" that have been unveiled as liars many times here, and yet people still back them up. They're either getting a slice of the money pie, or they're really unfathomably stupid, I cannot think of any other reason they would still follow these people like lost puppies, much less give them money.

The restaurant manager lady's story is strangely wholesome. She's not self conscious at all. She accepts who she is and doesn't take flack for it. I wish more people could be that confident.

i listen to these like podcasts, they're great

@Alazshit

4 жыл бұрын

yeah me too

@dfrost-3690

4 жыл бұрын

Mee three.

@beckybrown1123

4 жыл бұрын

Me four

@Felidae-felicis

4 жыл бұрын

But he has podcast?

@LittleSansLittletale

4 жыл бұрын

Same

He should do more r/amithea**hole. They are funny

@Evp3

4 жыл бұрын

agreed

@thehunted6308

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry but I disagree I am not saying he shouldn’t stop uploading them I just find them to Cringe to watch so I don’t. But that’s just my opinion and everyone’s entitled to there own opinions.

@livm8385

4 жыл бұрын

@@thehunted6308 no need to be sorry. It's your opinion. Everyone is different and everyone is entitled to their own opinion. We can just agree to disagree

@eddaoviedo7496

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, but obviously not too much.

@ColdSharderFFox

4 жыл бұрын

@@livm8385 see I like you. Instead of getting mad and insulting like a lot of ppl, you just accept their opinion

I love this channel. Found it a few weeks ago and he uploads litteraly when I get off of work so I can always listen to what he has to say. Makes it an enjoyable drive home :)

What a great employee Nan is! She's definitely a team player!😜

I'm actually glad that rSlash pointed out how many of these stories end with someones life freaking over. It IS nice to see some prorevenge that's just a "learned your lesson?" Revenge.

Skipped online classes for this. Totally worth it.

@thomasriddle1952

4 жыл бұрын

Im procrastinating as we speak

The pastor one should be in Nuclear revenge, I'd say!

In regards to the preacher, it is people like him that give the term "Christian" a bad name. People that claim to know Christ and have a relationship with Him, but exploit and abuse the people around them. Christians are NOT supposed to stand around and just "soak up the blessings of God", or in other words, just take take take. Christians are COMMANDED to be servants. Serving others in a Christ-like spirit, in love, treating them as Christ treated us. This preacher is a shame. Exploiting the people that come to him for guidance and direction in their walk with God. If you look in the Bible, people who have done as this preacher has, from kings to prophets to servants, have faced the judgment of God. The fact that he was a pastor means that he will be held doubly accountable for his actions, as what he did caused major damage to the cause of Christ. To people who are not Christians, please understand, Christians are not much more different than you. Think of it like a rehab program, for sale of a better illustration. They are working at being better. They still make mistakes, just like everyone else. But people like this "pastor" are a shame, and will face the consequences of their actions. They do not reflect the whole of Christianity. Don't judge the whole barrel becaus of one bad apple. And to the preacher, if you are reading this, you had better get right with God and beg those you have wronged for forgiveness. You have caused more damage than you realize, and you will answer to God for it someday.

@Warm_Ice0

4 жыл бұрын

I clicked read more and immediately darted out

I can't decide if the Shaming of Evan, or the Divine intervention on Pastor Bob is my favorite. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

God used that OP to expose this naughty pastor! Talk about going all out to expose someone!

2020 has been a bad year so far. A tornado hit my area last night and there was a lot of damage. All of that on top of the coronavirus has just been a lot. I’m glad I can at least have a laugh when I listen to your videos.

@mbyerly9680

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you are okay. Tornadoes hit a county over. Not fun for anyone.

Hi rslash, it has been quite stressful with my work I’m doing for school, 6 online classes and 6 paper assignments a day, sometimes less, but you and another Reddit channel, Damien Lee has been keeping me calm and pushes me along, so all I want to say, is thank you so very much!

What I love most about your channel is how your thumbnail is exactly the story. It’s not at all clickbait you ALWAYS deliver. Thanks for being a YT with integrity!

"I don't like the final exams so I maid it easy" gives them a test that can't even be done lol

*sees title* the drama loving christian in me: oh hell yeah

And the best part of the first story was that the boys who were pranking the teacher were just as good about getting it back as they were about giving it out, and in the end, everybody was OK. Nice.

I like how he doesn't use that weird robotic/google translate sounding voice. It's always funny to hear his entitled parent voices

I don’t know if this counts for r/Prorevenge but here we go In about grade six I was in a small school, about one hundred kids total, and it was hard to get away with anything. This didn’t stop a little 6 year old boy from doing something. I was hanging out with my friends all lunch then went into class. A couple minutes into class I got called to the principals office, confusing for me because I rarely do anything wrong. Anyway I get to the office and there’s the six year old crying and holding his shoulder. I get into the principals office, and long story short, the principal says that the said I punched him. She didn’t believe it, because I didn’t do any bad/naughty things unlike other people in my grade. But had no evidence to the contrary so I had to sit on the seat for 5 minutes at lunch time. ( it’s a seat in the middle of the yard so you have to watch everyone play and your not aloud to talk to anyone) So I sat on the seat, crying, because I didn’t do anything wrong. Anyways about a week later me and friends were building a giant leaf pile near the maple tree (it was autumn) and there’s the kid again. We told him not to jump in the leaf pile but he wouldn’t listen, so I stood in front of him. He tried to shove me out of the way but then I yelled at him. Basically saying back off, he stared at me then before he ran off said “I’m going to tell Miss Principal that you hit me!” I didn’t touch him, he shoved ME. Anyways he ran off and my best friend ran after him to tell Miss principles the truth. I’m an aspie so I was overwhelmed at this point so I collapsed in the leaf pile crying. Later, my best friend said that the six year old tried to tell the principal the lie but she was right there behind him telling Miss principal the truth. The mistake the kid made is there were 10 of us there, all witnesses to his crime. In the end I got to watch him sit on the seat for ten minutes every lunch break for a week, with his parents called so even more trouble at home. I don’t know why this kid did it, I had done nothing to him, but I guess karmas a b****

@ketchupchan891

3 жыл бұрын

I love this story. You got some pretty epic friends

@ThePrinceofkindfulness

3 жыл бұрын

@@ketchupchan891 yep I love them all to bits

Teacher: *Is supposed to be a mature, trusted and well-respected member of society* Also Teacher: *Pranks 11th graders and finds it HILARIOUS* LOOOOOOL

@beeboo6892

4 жыл бұрын

Hi, fellow Bee!

@brandontaylor8624

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I had teachers with a sense of humour...

@beereadsreddit12

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandontaylor8624 lol me too

@beereadsreddit12

4 жыл бұрын

@@beeboo6892 ohai

@SRosenberg203

4 жыл бұрын

You can be a mature, trusted, and well-respected member of society while still having a killer sense of humor. I would love to do some shit like this to my students lmao

Who else binges these every day?

@imperialsea5364

4 жыл бұрын

Right there with ya

@COOLIOVONJULIO-u2q

4 жыл бұрын

I listen to like 20 for one night.

@shiraunderwood2294

4 жыл бұрын

Oh gosh yes

@ketchupchan891

3 жыл бұрын

Me

The best and worst thing to come out of this channel is Rslash's entitled person voice.

Now I really want to hear Amanda’s point of view on the date. I bet that is one of her favorite stories to tell.

Since the moment he said he took the pastors laptop i kinda knew het was gonna discover something adult hug related

That man is doing the lords work with exposing that cheating pastor.

Can we just appreciate how good this guy narrorates. Props for you

I LOVED the "fat" one, laughed my bee-hind off through the whole "date" for Evan DouchBag the First. Thanks!! And on a more personal note; "hippity hoppity" stuff is quite 2019. Let's move on, okay? Thanks!

@michaelbaka4777

3 жыл бұрын

@Sexy GirlsHub Hahahahaha!!! Yes, I'm American, born and raised! Sorry my command of English is too much for you. Have a great day, if you can!

Imagine losing all your stuff, money, wife, side chicks, and church because of 60 bucks

Seeing RSlash at nearly 2 million subs brings a tear to those entitled parents.

Ngl, I was expecting Pastor Bob's laptop to reveal either embezzlement or CP, so I'm glad it was the former.

Man, I'm here early! I listen to these before work!

@bigyeetboiii5438

4 жыл бұрын

Mhango i agree i think it is nice to listen to a video before doing online school every day.

@frezzely6671

4 жыл бұрын

Mhango what country do you live in

@BenMcgough

4 жыл бұрын

@@frezzely6671 the big one

@frezzely6671

4 жыл бұрын

Mhango you mean America?

@BenMcgough

3 жыл бұрын

@Sexy GirlsHub I deleted them lol

I can never be early to these vids bc he posts at 11pm-4am AEST 😡 Because of this I demand you give me your channel r/Slash. If not you will be hearing from my lawyer!

Regardless of personal motivations, you(OP), were able to act as an implement to HIS will. All thanks and praise to YA! May He continue to forge and utilize you all of your days.

Hearing it from the outside, the "fake test on the pranksters" story is hilarious, but I think if it happened to me I would be completely screwed for even the simplest test afterwards from the panic lol. Then again, I wouldn't have had the guts to prank a teacher in the first place XD

This is awesome!

I want to make videos like this lol. There funny

@thatoneguyinthecomments2737

4 жыл бұрын

UNIT GAMEX get reddit

@ethanfarrell313

4 жыл бұрын

They’re, you can edit to fix

@leevi7236

4 жыл бұрын

spelling

@MixZTitaniumDubstep

4 жыл бұрын

Well, it's not hard. Also, if you have a semi-decent recording setup, Emkay is looking for people to help out.

@codyjohnson6427

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethanfarrell313 no he's saying that the funny is over there. Duh

You are the only reddit KZread channel I watch consistently. Keep up the hard work it’s been awesome watching you from almost the beginning

At the first story I was horrified cause I thought she’d just give them no chance of a good grade just cause they did some pranks on her! The end was relieving

hey rSlash, i hope you see this. I love your vids and youve helped me through a really dark time in my life :) ❤️❤️

Love listening to these awesome revenge stories

Pastor Bob should’ve paid the $60 fee. Imagine completely ruining your life over $60, lmao

Two things: the creative teacher who taught those four boys a lesson, and the tech guy who used his know-how to destroy this dishonest pastor. I like their style, but the tech guy's story is better! Oh snap! I forgot about the lady chef's story on the revenge against the prick that trolled her in a restaurant. Priceless! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Always love the videos!

Lol I almost kind of envy 'Amanda'. She had someone warn her about what a shitty person her date was, she got a voucher for a free meal AND - most importantly - she's got the best story ever, something she's going to be telling to her grandkids!

12:04 oof, leaving a critical computer file with your login credentials, in the hands of a vengeful computer wizard, you got a snowball's chance in hell

Watch when a preacher comes out of a house he's always doing one of three things: Picking his teeth. Folding his wallet. Zipping his fly.

Ah yes! Something I look forward to everyday! Thanks Rslash!

He had the power of god on his side, but not of anime

@Grace-dn8rb

4 жыл бұрын

O m g NOOOOOOO

That first story is why I'm gladUK exams are handled by external exam boards and papers have to be given out from sealed packets.

That banking manager should be awarded for his foresight and patience

So glad to be early since I would pretty much be in class when you posted. Keep up the awesome stories and good morning everyone! 😊

I made coffee listening to this

That pastor’s life being flipped upside by a computer guru for putting a stop order on a check was hilarious.

That last manager was a smart guy, wish I could solve problems as well as him

I only thought of Kenneth Copeland smiling while rslash said it

@ketchupchan891

3 жыл бұрын

Bleach snepai (This is a joke don’t kill me plz ;-;)

Yes

I love how In the first Story OP was getting a laugh in as just a small revenge with the principle in on it so it shows how this school isn't stuck up and can take a joke

Ok I would definitely match with the don't f with fatty person. "I'm not curvy, I'm not lots to love, I'm not thick I'm just fat" love it