"Don't touch 13-year-old girls if they tell you not to." no, you have that wrong, Rslash. it should be, "Don't touch ANYONE if they don't want you to.

@ashleyhayes9395

3 жыл бұрын

Also add, don't touch 13 year old girls inappropriately even if they want you to.

@aliyahstarfanprimeflame6638

3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine someone touching Catie Bowman in a very inappropriate way then that someone getting TONS AND TONS of painful punches and slaps and kicks to the body parts including the NATURAL PENCEL thingy... because Catie Bowman fought them Never touch a 14 year old dangerous bad girl who is an American girl in an inappropriate way... if you don't wanna be hurted or worse killed... *you'd probably know what I meant by natural pen... if you are a boy or had been around boys or knew some boys...*

@bunniipoppp

3 жыл бұрын

Just don’t touch kids

@TheSiddharthRay

3 жыл бұрын

@@bunniipoppp Unless you yourself are a child

@Starlight-rn9we

3 жыл бұрын

@Nicholas disconnected it means entitled b####

Oh, and yes. "No means no" applies to more than just sexual assault.

@OreoRanger2210

3 жыл бұрын

It applies to everything

@gavinmesenburg7239

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I guess that in this Karen's mind, no means no only applies to adult men when they want shrex.

@simonpetrikov3992

3 жыл бұрын

@@OreoRanger2210 Me who thinks about ideas that involve human experimentation: *casually whistling king of the mountain while ignoring that* I hope I didn't botch the king of the mountain reference Edit: it's hall of the mountain king

@frogfriendss

2 жыл бұрын

yup

"Stop screaming, I'm not hurting you" the Karen says as she dislocates op's rib

@MegaKBang

3 жыл бұрын

Well it can't hurt you when you passed out

@epicfail3167

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment Like wtf even goes through the Karen's head? I can't imagine such stupidity

@shaereub4450

3 жыл бұрын

Unless it's your own child or friend, why would you want to lift a kid up anyone?

@jakerobert653

3 жыл бұрын

@@MegaKBang true

@jamesnorman9160

3 жыл бұрын

People sometimes scream in agony! Who knew?! s/

"Stop screaming, I'm not hurting you!" The definition of cognitive dissonance.

@evthespineconfiscator8652

3 жыл бұрын

Yepperoo

@kreati_

3 жыл бұрын

*says this while dislocating OP's rib*

@dovahspy9813

3 жыл бұрын

dissonance*

@PunakiviAddikti

2 жыл бұрын

*Crushes her kneecaps* _Entitled mother screams in agony_ "Stop screaming, you're the one who said it's not that bad."

@pleon13822

Жыл бұрын

Cognitive what?

Even if OP didn't have lung problems who the hell picks up someone by the ribs!?

@blackdragon6627

3 жыл бұрын

I know right you're supposed to pick people up by their crotches

@takitachibana1267

3 жыл бұрын

And a stranger minor at that.

@Charlie-ue5tb

3 жыл бұрын

Karens

@mr_milquetoast2221

3 жыл бұрын

Missed the waist by a few important centimeters (but with the lung infection it doesn't matter much)

@Dishiestglobe

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackdragon6627 hold up

Someone: *Has a disease or any health problems, or literally dying* Karens: *"We don't do that here."*

@guvnor035

3 жыл бұрын

Yea and that's why they dont like vaccines

@tired8769

3 жыл бұрын

*Um like just stop being sick.*

@takitachibana1267

3 жыл бұрын

I had a broken back whan i was a kid (azbout 12-13 years old) it's a scar on my bone and i'm lucky to not be in a wheelchair, all my life i get the : I don't see anything so you are healthy treatment. In school 2, they even would put my back in more stress (as punishment) for "lying" i told my doctor one day we had a "parent" meeting, my parents AND the doctor came along, and boy, they were furious, especially the doctor. The teachers rly got put into thier places then haha.

@evthespineconfiscator8652

3 жыл бұрын

@@takitachibana1267 isn't that illegal

@evthespineconfiscator8652

3 жыл бұрын

@@takitachibana1267 like why would they stress your back more for "lying" thats straight up abuse

Karen ends up in handcuffs: *everyone liked that*

@cci2.064

3 жыл бұрын

It’s good for the soul and heart

@alanclark7807

3 жыл бұрын

Not everyone! Not Inmate 8765309!!!

@aliyahstarfanprimeflame6638

3 жыл бұрын

@@alanclark7807 next moment later??? KAREN AND HER INMATE BEAT THE LIVING SCRAPPLES OUT OF EACH OTHER!

@biggestfan-lw2pr

3 жыл бұрын

yay

@jasondyrkacz8270

3 жыл бұрын

@@aliyahstarfanprimeflame6638 We'd be rooting for the cellmate.

OP: I have a lung problem, I could literally die, please stop what you are doing! Karen: *No I don't think I will*

@The_hot_blue_fire_guy

3 жыл бұрын

Karen: picks up OP OP: SCREAMING!!! Karen: stop screaming I’m not hurting you. you are just faking it!! OP: screaming even louder! Karen: would you stop screaming! You are being ridiculous! This doesn’t hurt. OP: stoops screaming and passes-out. Karen: stop playing around I know that you are just pretending!!! Shaking OP OPs friends: STOP!! You are hurting our friend! She is sick and you probably made her stop breathing! Karen: don’t be ridiculous! OP is just faking because she doesn’t want my son to take her home. He is just trying to be nice! OP: starting to turn blue because she is not breathing! Karen: STOP THAT!!!!! You are just pretending stop turning blue and let my son take you home. OP: still unconscious and getting even bluer. OPs friends: PUT HERE DOWN!!! Can’t you see that she isn’t breathing?! Quick we have to call a ambulance! Karen: don’t be stupid! OP is just pretending she is probably just holding her breath just so she doesn’t have to talk to me. But I KNOW!! That she is faking it! Karen looking at OP Karen: WAKE UP!! Stop pretending to be asleep! You are just being so rude! The only thing I ask is that you let my son drive you home is that so hard to get!! Also stop turning blue I don’t like blue and it doesn’t look good on you. OPs friends look horrified at the evil woman in front of them holding their sick unconscious and now very very blue friend in her hands. Karen: what are you staring at?! You can clearly see that OP is just faking so stop being so worried. I’m not even hurting her. Cops show up! OPs friends: please get this crazy woman off our friend! She is sick and now she isn’t breathing! We have called for a ambulance! Cop grabs the Karen! COP: LET GO OF THIS GIRL NOW! Karen but my son is supposed to be taking her home and now she is faking being asleep and holding her breath! COP: I SAID LET HER GO!! The cop makes Karen let OP go and her friends hurry to gently grab OP and keep her safe until the abundance gets there. Karen: but I didn’t do anything wrong!! COP: you just assaulted this young girl and now she is dying and it’s your fault! Karen: but she is faking it! (Karen is screaming) The ambulance arrives and begins the tend to OP COP: Karen you are under arrest for assaulting a minor. Karen: but...but..she! Cop: enough! The cop handcuffs Karen. In the mean time the ambulance staff have stabilized OP with oxygen and OP wakes up to see Karen in handcuffs looking angry. Even if it’s not exactly what happened I would like to think that it did. It definitely sounds like something that a Karen would do.

@alihanate3927

2 жыл бұрын

@@The_hot_blue_fire_guy op alert activate systems

@the_real_kel

2 жыл бұрын

(loads gun)

@lrj-0034

2 жыл бұрын

@@The_hot_blue_fire_guy I feel I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I did, and now I'm going to hell for this. 😭

In the second story her kid turned out relatively fine considering he was raised by her

@strawberrysoulforever8336

3 жыл бұрын

I know! The kid was perfectly polite and reasonable. No means no, and he knows it. Mothers who are more entitled than their kids really piss me off because they're the only ones making a big deal out of something that isn't even their fight. Of course, entitled kids piss me off too because their mothers did a terrible job of raising them, but I love nice kids who have entitled mothers because they've managed to break a terrible cycle, and I hate those parents even more because those nice kids deserve far better.

@stef511

3 жыл бұрын

If I was the kid I would just push EM or something

@haileyeagles7075

3 жыл бұрын

My dad is an alcoholic, and I only talk to him once a month because I'm 12 and I'm a room camper and his shift for work is 5 A.M. to 3 P.M. and he usually has buddies over My mom works but her and dad get tempered easily, mom also tried suicide (Overdose) because of my a-hole good for nothing dad. I have way more child trauma and I have basically asked for therapy about what seems like a million times now, even tried suicide and anorexia to *fix myself*. Selfish jerks can't see the screams and pain so they just ignore it. I have a doctor's appointment soon, shots, and whatever (ew), but I'm going to have to speak up there or else I am absolutely screwed. I hope I don't end up like him dear god I already don't want to be in this house hold, no physical abuse though so I got effing lucky, I look up to that boy for that, damn he seems cool.

@taraellis8279

3 жыл бұрын

@@haileyeagles7075 hey if you need someone to talk to im all ears. My dads an alcoholic and he has done awful things. Im 21 and currently live with him but his drinking has made it unbearable to be around him. Im moving back in with my mom soon until i get my apartment back home. I hope you are getting the help you deserve and I will be keeping you in my thoughts. My snap is tarawats1999 ok you can go add me and we can talk and you can vent and rant. It good to have that in life. :) im not trying to be weird but i know how it is not having someone to talk to. Hope you are doing ok now

@hoodieninja1646

3 жыл бұрын

@@haileyeagles7075 do you need a hug or an air hug????? I'm all open arms.

Karen: "I'm an adult. I can take it." The famous last words of a overgrown little girl.

@thedarkdragon1437

3 жыл бұрын

you have to do growing, to be overgrown.

@MsKeroseneLamp

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedarkdragon1437 They grew in body, not the mind.

@thedarkdragon1437

3 жыл бұрын

@@MsKeroseneLamp we are saying the same thing :D Edit: i'm just avoiding a different word;)

@megakaren2160

3 жыл бұрын

Take it where?

@dickysatria7268

3 жыл бұрын

More like 'mutated little girl'

The self-entitlement and delusions of some people simply amazes me. The sad thing is that they completely deny anything is wrong. SMH

@ramenbomberdeluxe4958

3 жыл бұрын

It's pathetic how even good people can be tainted by the sheer fact that taking ANY responsibility is somehow impossible for them. Even petty easily forgotten errors or mistakes are turned into major issues because they cant just bite the bullet and say a simple sorry. Why is this so hard for people these days? Even IF you're going to get in trouble, being honest with yourself is only going to be a NET GAIN in the end.

@inter5tellar5555

3 жыл бұрын

There simply is no winning against them. The best thing to happen is for others to stand up for you when you are attacked

@13BGunBunny

3 жыл бұрын

@@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 My Dad (RIP) taught me to own up to my mistakes no matter how large or small that they may be. Thank you for your input. :-)

@13BGunBunny

3 жыл бұрын

@@inter5tellar5555 But what about my "cure" for stupid? Through many years of meticulous research and several phases of testing on humans (when possible), I have come to the conclusion that the only possible cure for *_stupid_* is to bitchslap the offender repeatedly, vigorously and with enthusiasm. NOTE: To achieve optimum results when bitchslapping the offender, one must make sure that each bitchslap is sufficiently hard enough to spin the offender's head around 360°. DISCLAIMER: It may not actually work but it would be fun to try. LOL :-D

@NekoYuki

3 жыл бұрын

Narcissism is a hell of a personality disorder.

EM: Why are you going to therapy? OP: You. EM: You're a liar! OP: *Presents evidence, showing EM is pretty much evil* EM: I'll ignore that...

@honkerbonker1874

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he covered that story before

@honkerbonker1874

3 жыл бұрын

although it could be an update

@ringodoodles490

3 жыл бұрын

EM: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

@gauravbarman3731

3 жыл бұрын

That em literally reminds me of my own mother lol

@MischievousMoth

3 жыл бұрын

Em - imma pretend i didnt see that

"see son, just because a girl says no doesn't mean you have to stop doing anything you want with them"

@hannahhubbard1046

3 жыл бұрын

Edit: I get it’s supposed to be sarcasm. When will these Karens learn that no and anything that means no (I’m not comfortable, I’m not into it, etc) should be accepted at first. Consent 👏🏻 matters 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 every 👏🏻 situation.

@rhirhi9454

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannahhubbard1046 ......he's literally talking about the video. So stop being pissy.:

@ghosthotel1330

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannahhubbard1046 Did you even watch the video?

@hannahhubbard1046

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghosthotel1330 Yes, I did. I’m sorry if it seemed too literal, but I can’t imagine a situation like that where a mom seems to think consent doesn’t matter and tries to teach her son that. I was sexually harassed, and they tried to play it off as a joke, so I was slightly triggered when she said consent didn’t matter.

@hannahhubbard1046

3 жыл бұрын

@@rhirhi9454 Wow. Look, just because you’re on the Internet and can’t be seen doesn’t mean you have to be a jerk.

Karen: snoops through OP's stuff forever at home and husband enables OP once grown and moved out: No, you can't come in here and snoop Karen: Shocked Pikachu face

OP in the last one calls their mother “DNA donor”; I call mine “Donor.” I relate so much to that story.

@itsfreerealestate5752

3 жыл бұрын

If you don’t mind can we hear your story

@tmntaddict

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsfreerealestate5752 Which one?

@itsfreerealestate5752

3 жыл бұрын

@@tmntaddict any of them I’m interested

@tmntaddict

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsfreerealestate5752 she was the only one around to raise me; by my early to mid 20's I thought I was inept at everything 'cus she constantly gaslit and beat me down for not being successful but she'd never shown me how to be an adult....took 20 years to see her narcissism and that we'd never had a real relationship. I have no emotional ties and never did.

@itsfreerealestate5752

3 жыл бұрын

@@tmntaddict wow

that mother in the last story is a CLASSIC narcissist.

@LunaP1

3 жыл бұрын

So much so that she has built up an imaginary world where she is never in the wrong. It’s pitiful and disgusting.

@NekoYuki

3 жыл бұрын

@@LunaP1 Now for some scary thoughts. There are approximately 326 million people in the U.S. (The U.S. population has increased) and 6% percent of them have narcissistic personality disorder, which equals 19,560,000 people. If each of those people narcissistically abuse just five people during their lives, that amounts to, potentially, an additional 97.8 million people! Fuck narcissists. And this is why i try to help victims as best I can.

@jamesnorman9160

3 жыл бұрын

@@NekoYuki Since I started watching these r/EntitledParents videos, it depresses me how many kids grew up with narcissitic parents, and have therefore completely cut them out of their lives as soon as they were old enough to move out and get some independence. And you can bet these are the same parents who wonder why their kids want nothing more to do with them. And of course it's never their fault...

@NekoYuki

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesnorman9160 Exactly. And playing the role of support on discord servers dedicated to specific purposes, like trans-equality, we see all kinds of children abused by their parents simply for trans because "it makes us look bad". I've been having to provide emotional support to a teen because her parents are outright emotionally abusive, sometimes physically, but not enough to leave scars. Making progress but it's slow... Damage runs deep, man... As a survivor of pretty much every form of abuse there, I feel a lot of rage to these abusers. Don't let me be the one to choose their punishment. But scoping them out is something people like me are good at. If only it could be an actual job.

@dragance9995

3 жыл бұрын

@@NekoYuki for me it says 0.5% (or 1 in 200) which is 1,630,000 people in the US

The last one hit home for me. Told my mom I was seeing a therapist and she thought I was talking trash about her. NO mother I am talking about the abuse I dealt with and the anxiety I feel when I am around you...

@strawberrysoulforever8336

2 жыл бұрын

My mother went to a therapist for a while. I didn't ask her if she complained about her spoiled brat.

@Choujifangirl

Жыл бұрын

I feel entitled for saying this but I am one of the lucky few who have a family that actually loves me but the reason I go to therapy is because I have had trauma from losing my father due to pancreatic cancer and just talking about my overall social anxieties and anxiety in general so yeah what my therapist and I talk about is not that exciting😅

The final story reminded of friends who wanted to know what their teenage daughter talked about in therapy. The therapist refused to tell them but offered family counseling but the parents refused. What they wanted was simply to rebut whatever their daughter was telling the therapist.

@evadedenbach1226

3 жыл бұрын

Her parents sound like narcissists.

@strawberrysoulforever8336

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of parents seem to think therapy means "my child gets a free pass to trash me". Any parent who thinks that is more likely to have their child do just that.

If she is so concerned about OPs therapy she knows he’s talking about her abuse and she knows what she did was wrong but she probably thought she was “trying to keep her baby safe”

@solarose7820

3 жыл бұрын

Nope she was trying to keep her reputation safe. Classic narcissist move.

"Do I need a reason to see my son?" Yes, yes you do

@potaterjim

3 жыл бұрын

The worst kind of abusive parent: the one who deluded themselves into thinking they did nothing wrong, and that they're entitled to parental rights. Those aren't rights, they're privileges you earn by doing a good job.

The second story was normal until op revealed that the mother is a sociopath

@cinnamonfun

3 жыл бұрын

It was normal until the boy (a stranger) asked to pick OP up tbh

@velvetdarksoul8741

3 жыл бұрын

@@cinnamonfun eh, not really I've had people ask me the same thing when I was younger or during those bench pressing competitions

@writercat_deadsquidstudios

3 жыл бұрын

At least he had the decency to ask. Back in elementary school other girls in my class sometimes picked me up off the ground during recess. Without my permission. Not. Fun.

@velvetdarksoul8741

3 жыл бұрын

@SparklyPurr in kindergarten there was this kid who was bigger than everyone else and girls would ask him to pick them up because it was honestly alot of fun We did the whole eagle from scrubs

At least the son respects the word No, unlike his mom.

The second (?) story, it's amazing how the son was perfectly normal and his mom was a spoiled brat. When kids are more mature than their parents, you know there's a problem.

@iminediamonds

3 жыл бұрын

The boy would be completely embarrassed by his mom

OP's father: "Guess your sister will tell you when I've died" well, my response would have been "Don't bother"

@evthespineconfiscator8652

3 жыл бұрын

OOH

@kalibuskristof2174

3 жыл бұрын

Blood is not thicker than water, it is worthless meet juice to be disposed of

@airsoftstuff1753

3 жыл бұрын

In that story I actually see op as a bad person

@ava-lc8gd

3 жыл бұрын

@@airsoftstuff1753 interesting, could you explain? i genuinely want to know

@airsoftstuff1753

3 жыл бұрын

@@ava-lc8gd well op being obviously a liberal i think liberals tend to lie more and make a story that fit their narrative, so i think she made it sound like her dad was the bad guy (sorry if your a liberal). and the abortion and stiff just rubs me the wrong way

The fact that the kid immediately backed off and tried to tell his mom she said no speaks volumes. This kid, I’m assuming he was around OP’s age, knows what no means and this grown ass woman- who is a mother- doesn’t.

bro, this proves that he actualy cares about his fans. HES UPLOADING ON THANKSGIVING

@wilddog371

3 жыл бұрын

Mary Bearden I reckon these are all prerecorded but yeah you’re right.

@janedoex1398

3 жыл бұрын

I always forget American holidays .... I knew there was something before Christmas.

@beaniemartini5835

3 жыл бұрын

He might not be in America

@wilting_alocasia

3 жыл бұрын

This'll be pre recorded weeks ago, and then queued on youtube to upload without his presence...

@lawrenceblackbourne5966

3 жыл бұрын

His voice sounds like it has a slight British accent ngl

Karen: you're lying you're not sick! Me: if someone doesn't look sick it doesn't mean they're not sick

@Nerobyrne

3 жыл бұрын

she should know better, after all, she has "chronic entitlement".

@gerrard1144

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nerobyrne welp she is sick then

@kfox773

3 жыл бұрын

This can also be applied to those of us who have disabilities, (regardless of whether the person has physical, mental, or both). Because not every disability is visible, or easy to pick up on, right off the bat.

@broski89

3 жыл бұрын

@@kfox773 exactly and most disabilities aren't that easy to see there's only a select few that are easy to pick up on.

@kfox773

3 жыл бұрын

@@broski89 - Very true, and sometimes other people don't know about it until/unless they're told as much. (And as someone with that exact type of disability, I can 100% confirm that. But, I've learned how to live with it. :) )

Karen: "I'm your mother and you're my precious little baby, so I have the right to know everything about you and control your life until I die." That damn witch had been living in some kind of happy-go-lucky-land in her own little brain all this time. She needs these reality checks crashing on her - HARD.

3/4 years are three-four years, not three quarters of an year. She's been there several times, and if she calls him once a month, there's no way she visited him several times in nine months.

@nyx0103

3 жыл бұрын

yeah the formatting on that was kinda ambiguous, it should've been 3-4 years not 3/4, because it can easily be interpreted as three-quarter, just like rSlash did.

@Defi_Jones

3 жыл бұрын

i was wondering why he said 9 months thx 😅

R/slash at 7am: “I’ve come for your views 👁👄👁”

@basicbitchcontentbutonhisp6439

3 жыл бұрын

The view burglar

That first one pissed me off. The kindest, sweetest, most beautiful person I know follows Islam. It hurts to know that people I live around hate her for literally no reason. Hating people who practice Islam because of extremists is like hating Christians because the Westboro Baptist extremists exist.

@jacklow9611

3 жыл бұрын

No. There is so much hatred toward them because of them acting similar to the Westboro crowd, not just because that particular crowd exists. It's their actions and behavior that is hated, not their existence itself. That is only a collateral thing. If t wasn't for their actions, the group wouldn't be hated on at all.

@mirzahamzabaig5667

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacklow9611 And what "actions" do we perform to get the hate dear Sir?

@jacklow9611

3 жыл бұрын

@@mirzahamzabaig5667: If you don't already know, then nothing I could say would make a difference. Besides, I was speaking of the Westboro crowd, not the Islamists, no matter how you read what I wrote.

@ramenbomberdeluxe4958

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacklow9611 First off, Muslims, not Islamists. Second, no matter what some members of a group do wrong, that doesnt mean you have the right to assume that all of them are bad and deserve hate, let alone thinking their religion or group is evil. Lastly, there DO exist exceptions to this rule, but only a couple, like the Westboro crowd, not mainline Islam. You act on delusions of self righteousness that makes you feel as though its okay to justify hating all Muslims because of their extremists. If people did this shit to Christians just because of extremist backwards thinking hateful ones among their groups, people would be jumping to defend christianity as "not all are bad".

@jacklow9611

3 жыл бұрын

@@ramenbomberdeluxe4958: Islamists/Muslims: It's only semantics. If a person follows Islam, then they are an Islamist. You take a lot for granted when you accuse me of having those "delusions of self-righteousness", as you do not know me one bit, and are just assuming that I'm among the haters. Nothing I wrote, in any way, indicates that I hate any group completely because of the actions of a few members of the group, but you accusing me of hating everyone because of a few members just shows your own prejudices against the "others" who do not belong to that particular group, and exposes your own bigotry. As for what you say about Christians, there are people who act that way, or are you ignoring that fact? In many cases, though, many people who claim to be Christians fail to follow Christian principles (What The Christ taught) so can not really be called true Christians, because their actions and attitudes speak far louder than words.

Karens: *This is america i have free will* Also Karens: *Speak english this is america*

@dangertamer7914

3 жыл бұрын

exactly!

@mataeusdixonsteele3831

3 жыл бұрын

They do realise English comes from England, right

@SaikiKFann

3 жыл бұрын

@@mataeusdixonsteele3831 tbh I don’t know

I thought it was hitting on a sick child. Why do I imagine this.

@__Konboi__

3 жыл бұрын

._.

@gerrard1144

3 жыл бұрын

@@__Konboi__ :|

@jessiejeanne9717

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because it's just a matter of time before your storyline gets told...

@ThermalLime

3 жыл бұрын

=|

@gerrard1144

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThermalLime °° __

To who ever is seeing this happy thanksgiving and you’ll probably never see me again so have a nice life

@sakurablood3708

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! You have a great thanksgiving too!

@MissEarthling

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, random person that I will most likely never see again.

@Charlie-ue5tb

3 жыл бұрын

Happy thanksgiving!

@Rook_Raff

3 жыл бұрын

Have a great thanksgiving

Dayum, that last story, it's almost word for word what I have been through with my family. Always my fault never theirs, I couldn't get away fast enough, and now I live alone trying to overwrite those times through peaceful living and new happier memories. Minus the therapist and plus thinking everything involving me isn't mine alone (business and possessions) it was like hearing my autobiography. That cut way too close to home for my tastes 😟😓😟

as one who was vertically challenged throughout most of my public school career, I can confirm people randomly ask to pick you up

@percypercy7874

3 жыл бұрын

As one who is just t a l l I can confirm that we like picking up people

@maskedkarma6051

3 жыл бұрын

Even without asking, I remember one of my brothers friends just picked me up out of no where and he was confused on why my brother was mad at him, some people are just strange.

@strawberrysoulforever8336

Жыл бұрын

Or without asking and then tip you upside down because you're in a dance class. Yes, this happened to me shortly before I turned twelve.

Comments: 32 Me: well can i see them? KZread: Ummmm... *Ew no.*

@janedoex1398

3 жыл бұрын

My life in terms of luck basically since birth.....

@littensub

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same Except I see this one...

@davidsmith5168

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to a world where youtube refuses to update.

Boy: appropriately takes no for an answer Mom: UNACCEPTABLE

@iminediamonds

3 жыл бұрын

That poor child is probably abused by his mom

Did anyone else think Eva's mom was going to have OP's mom as one of her patients?

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeep.

@humanbeing4847

3 жыл бұрын

r/nuclearrevenge

the karen in the second story made me infuriated like she is literally killing him or her and she is like "YoU dOnT hAVe a DiSeAsE stOp sCrEamIng"

@cosmicreef5858

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like wtf?

Has the mother in the first story ever even heard about MLK jr.? “ I have a dream that my children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.” As in judge people by their actions not the way they look which is a lesson the mother in the first story needs to learn.

@Cinko420

3 жыл бұрын

Donovan Phillips She'd probably associate MLK with Antifa. She seems like that kind of person.

That first one makes my blood boil. My parents are the exact same way, and I can't stand to be around them at family events because of it.

@masblangkon4368

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it sucks that people just hate Islam just because of the bad minority of us.

I am so happy that people just expose entitled people like this it makes me feel happy that people are calling out everything that they’ve done

This is the best thing to listen while playing videogames

@teddybear8443

3 жыл бұрын

I like to listen while going to sleep or while drawing. But if a game doesn't need too much concentration then yeah I listen to rSlash

Karen: I'm an adult I can take it Me: the fact that you had to say that just proves to me that you can't take it.

When I seen the thumbnail for this video was like, “WTF is that?” Lol!

Me when being in the crowd of karens: Wow these people kept dropping their brain

@arturoreyes2119

3 жыл бұрын

"Who left all this trash lying around."

@Leehiems

3 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume they had a brain to begin with

@farsi1767

3 жыл бұрын

Never had one in the first place

@Silverserri

3 жыл бұрын

Aaand I immediately thought of Johnny Depp/Undead Captain Jack Sparrow who dropped his brain in that one Pirates movie. XD

@thegamemaster9872

3 жыл бұрын

@@Leehiems hmmm good point

The dad that talks about politics reminds me of my dad in a way. Him and I don't see eye to eye and we can get into pretty heated arguments. After him telling me "you'll understand when you're older" (I'm 38) and "you have no clue in life", I told him "we're done talking politics. I want to have a relationship with you but you keep belittling me and treating me like I'm a kid. " I told him if he wasn't going to stop then I would end contact with him and he went off saying he doesn't belittle me, that I can't take it. That if I want to cut contact and never talk to him again, fine. We haven't talked politics since. But after that I was seriously on the verge of cutting contact with him. He's always played the "I"m older so I know more" card which is utter BS as the topics we discuss I actually do research on and learn about the subject so I'm at least somewhat informed on, where he just listens to the media and then tells me I'm only listening to the media and not thinking for myself even when I'd proven time and time again otherwise. To give an example of where his mindset is at, I posted something Trump said, criticizing it, and he claimed fake news (as they do), so I posted the transcript of Trump's speech from the white house website, and he kept saying fake news, that the media is lying, and he would not accept the fact that the link I sent wasn't the MSM, but Trump's actual administration that runs the freaking website. Then after it happening again on another post, he said "oh, I didn't know that wasn't the media". It's in the name. No media can have whitehouse.gov.

@chrisprilloisebola

2 жыл бұрын

lmao orange man bad!

Me: you have a karen disorder Karen: unbeliveable get me your manager

@basicbitchcontentbutonhisp6439

3 жыл бұрын

@@Froggie423 wot...?

@basicbitchcontentbutonhisp6439

3 жыл бұрын

"Karen disorder" I like it!

@animeotaku307

3 жыл бұрын

“I AM the manager!”

I love that breakdown of the implications behind that last mother's reaction to hearing OP has a therapist.

Op: 3/4 years. R slash: 9 mOnThS.

@BastardBean

3 жыл бұрын

I'm confused ... saying 3/4 years is weird and is better said as 9 months , whats your point ?

@codyernst2367

3 жыл бұрын

3/4 years means 3 to 4 years not 9 months

@Managirl112

3 жыл бұрын

I think the years part would have been a giveaway.

@redacted9593

3 жыл бұрын

@@codyernst2367 Oml it means 3 quarters of a year or 75% of the year lol

@nikkiofthevalley

3 жыл бұрын

It's ambiguous, there's no way of telling if it's 3 to 4 years, or 9 months.

"stop screaming, I'm not hurting you" she said as she almost murdered OP

@ElFrogge

2 жыл бұрын

Why are you arresting me all I did was almost kill a child and attempted kidnap

Karen: Just tell me what you discuss in therapy! See, this is why I don't discuss anything I speak of in therapy in my family. It's a bunch of personal stuff that I want to remain just that---personal. The whole "because I'm your mother" sounds so crazy...

"I'm not hurting you!" (*Dislocates rib*)

I love how his titles and thumbnails are click bait but not all the way, they are more like a extra extreme version of the story but does sum up one of the story’s well too. It’s kinda odd but also clever. Nice job rSlash

@Boldcheesecake1029

3 жыл бұрын

Do not shoot a rocket at me please

@redsoldier3264

3 жыл бұрын

@@Boldcheesecake1029 I won’t if your not a commie or a hippie

@adriwidjaja

3 жыл бұрын

THERE IS A SPY IN THE BASE

@SCP-469

3 жыл бұрын

X-TRA! X-TREME ! DOUBLE THE 90S!!

*Listens to the story about a guy who was denied privacy his entire childhood and is now barring his invasive parent from his personal home life.* This guy is my hero.

I really love how you pointed out how the EM realized quickly that her son going to therapy meant he was talking about her abuse because abusers know exactly what they do but pretend to be shocked when they are confronted about it. When I started to go to therapy my dad immediately knew I was talking about him, after my first session he asked me if what I said about him and that he hoped I wasn't talking bad about him.

The last story heavily reminds me of my own mother. I developed a complex form of PTSD because of the trauma she caused me as a child, and my mother still tries to blame all the things she put me through on me to this day. To anyone with abusive parents, whether it be mental, verbal, religious, physical, etc., you are not alone. It will get better soon, I promise. You are strong, and you deserve the world. Never forget that.

@opinionatedfoxl8369

Жыл бұрын

God is all forgiving unless you are not a a white christian Born again christians-

Story 3: "I guess your sister will tell you when I'm dead." "Okay. See you then."

Last story, I think something my mom would do😂. I'll tell you one incident - My mother found MY diary under MY pillow in MY room. And on the first page it was clearly written that 'PERSONAL DIARY, DO NOT OPEN'. She read everything and broadcasted it to the entire family (excluding the part where she did things to me emotionally and highlighted the part about unaliving and claiming that I was psychotic). When I defended that she shouldn't have read my diary in the first place, she told me that I should have written only 'good' things in the diary. She still claims that she did nothing wrong and whatever I suffered was 'bad karma of my previous life'. I don't talk about myself much, particularly about my trauma, since I know she will gaslight me. She thinks I'm healed and I wanna keep it that way before I move out for college next year and seek therapy. I'll make sure NOT to inform her about that though😂

Last time I was this early: Twilight Sparkle was tardy. Lyra Heartstrings finally stopped craving hands. Eminem ate Skittles. Cardi B turned into Cardiovascular Vitamin C. Palpatine turned into 100% Orange Pulpatine. Rick-rolling was dumb. Try not to get scared challenges were actually scary. Anakin Skywalker LOVED sand. and I clicked so that hard my keyboard broke.

@gerrard1144

3 жыл бұрын

Woah clicking so hard you keyboard broke? Thats pretty hard

@distortiondude6175

3 жыл бұрын

isnt kira the one who likes hands

@rMrHL

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa, that was big

@theodorebelov5752

3 жыл бұрын

jesus christ the shockwave was so bad the KEYBOARD exPLOded

@djkphop2610

3 жыл бұрын

@@theodorebelov5752 , yep. =-(

WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THERAPY?!! You HoW dArE yOu, We SkIPpEd DoWn ThE sTrEeT oNcE!

OP: I stay in touch with my mother because I like to be happy also OP: here's an update on another experience where I was miserable interacting with my mother....

I see a therapist once a week and I talk about my abusive sister almost every experience that I have with my therapist. She's like this Mom who wants to know all the time if I'm talking about her and what I'm saying. You have to set your boundaries. You have to be able to talk about your trauma without having to worry about what other people are going to think about it.

Just a reminder to all viewers, at 9:40 OP said he lived at that town for 3 to 4 years, but rSlash interpreted as ¾.

@jacklow9611

3 жыл бұрын

Some people indicate three to four years as "3-4 yrs", not "3/4 yrs". All through school in America, it was a hyphen between numbers to indicate a range, and a slash between the numbers to indicate a fraction, so that is the way I interpreted it, too. I don't know how it is done in other countries.

@SparrowTheFox

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacklow9611 oh

australian here. the way you said "aussie" was so wholesome

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

Most of the treats that originated in Australia, (weetbix and milo to name two) sre quite beloved, but altered, so you can eat weetbix dry, and Vegemaite is called Mamite, and we have a beef version called Bovroll, (Bovine roll, I think) where I’m from (South africa)

@ElFrogge

2 жыл бұрын

@@RaraZeCat the fuck you talking about

Kudos to the friends for sticking by their friend who didn't want to be lifted, and kudos to the boy who respected her wishes of not wanting to be touched, and asking politely. And mega kudos to the person who stuck up to their islamaphobic mother who was unnecessarily berating the girlfriend and her family. Go health care workers!

I heard wiccan and smiled. Power to you my fellow wiccan.

@CaptainVaanSmith

3 жыл бұрын

@Raven Queen no

@CaptainVaanSmith

3 жыл бұрын

@Raven Queen I have Gaia

0:43 oh yeah I remember, the church was on fire and from what heard was to the point it was impossible to restore to its formal glory, this is because of the intricate details that went in to construction of this cathedral, the artisans did a masterful job and it's also gonna be difficult to fully restore this building be the last time the church suffered a disaster like was during the French revolution, an event that took place over 200 years

If story 1 was a few hundred years ago... M:they mean Everyone else: K we crusade

@dickysatria7268

3 жыл бұрын

Deus vult

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

Dues Vult! Dues Vult! Dues Vult! Dues Vult! (Que Jt Music’s ‘Dues Vult’)

"Can I pick you up?" "I usually say yes but I have a health problem." wtf, how often do strangers ask to lift you that you have a usual answer to it?

i love how you post right before i wake up its such a great thing to get on my computer and see your videos on my recommended every day

Early squad where you at?

@djkphop2610

3 жыл бұрын

Heyah!!

@Nanox19435

3 жыл бұрын

Good morning everyone. Have a great day

@monokumamonokuma6878

3 жыл бұрын

Ayyye

@nehemiahguppy3364

3 жыл бұрын

I'm here

@endermanwithalowercasee

3 жыл бұрын

Hello!

"You're so vain. You probably think this therapy is about you..." 🎵 😂

That first OP: ask your doctors about Relapsing Polychondritis. If this isn't the problem it may well start them thinking along new lines that will lead to an accurate diagnosis. Good luck, sweetie. 💛

My mom is EXACTLY like that last story. OMG from first hand experience, it is a NIGHTMARE. Kudos to ppl who push toxic parents like that out of their lives. I should add my mom's name is actually Karen.

Story2: I had to go back to the beginning to try to understand why these people even wanted to pick her up in the first place, or why would she "usually say yes", like this is a normal request she gets... wut???? Maybe I missed something? Was this a game? Nope...I still don't get it

@nightigal

3 жыл бұрын

From what I remember from being that age, a common way for guys to show how strong and athletic they are was to physically pick up a girl.

@ananiashard9466

3 жыл бұрын

@@nightigal tf where, in what country? wtf, she is just some random girl

@nightigal

3 жыл бұрын

@@ananiashard9466 Arizona. Usually the guys would only lift girls up that they were friends with. But yeah the fact that op was seemingly a stranger to this guy is weird.

@meridianx9020

3 жыл бұрын

@@nightigal yeah, don't do that.

To everyone who is reading this have a nice thanksgiving and if you don’t celebrate it have a nice rest of your day! Now I have something to share with the people of KZread because i can’t post this on redit yet lmao, I have stomach problems. Nothing to bad I would think but I go through a decent amount of not normal stomach pain. This day it was Monday (before all this COVID stuff like last year or 2 years ago) and I had school. I wasn’t in any pain I just didn’t wanna go to school- (TW vomiting and mixing foods) -so I put my orange juice in my hand of Cheerios and put it in my mouth, CHEWED IT, and I was gonna act like that was the vomit but the taste was so bad I VOMITED. I got to stay home with my mom and I did the same thing the next day, and they day after that. At that point it was Wednesday and my mom took me to the doctor. I. WAS. TERRIFIED. But you wanna know what I am more terrified of..? Getting in trouble. I fake it at the doctor and they find out that I’m CONSTIPATED AND ITS BAD, LIKE REALLY BAD. AS IF I DONT GO TO THE BATHROOM IN A FEW DAY IMA GET LIKE SURGERY AND CRAP. I was given horrible medicine that made me throw up but to this day... I still have the problems and have to take the medication every know and then if I don’t go to the bathroom :/

The arrogance of Karen's is so mindblowing that it's infuriating. How are these Karen's so entitled that they refuse to listen to people around them? I hope that B-word got sent to jail for assault of a minor for a long time. She can think about what she did behind bars.

You never need a reason to tell people not to touch you. This is one of a very few situations where "because I said so" is exactly the right answer.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!! I hope all is well for you.

@hamburgermilk4652

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you but I’m inn my bed still resting

@sebastianjiles9443

3 жыл бұрын

@Bellan Jane you too have a nice time with your family

@fonivri

3 жыл бұрын

Same 2 u

@sebastianjiles9443

3 жыл бұрын

@@fonivri thanks for the kindness subbed

@fonivri

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebastianjiles9443 it was nothing

Who else is watching this and the parade at the same time just so you can get your rslash fix? Happy Thanksgiving

@Charlie-ue5tb

3 жыл бұрын

Happy Thanksgiving!

couldn't breathe for 5 seconds and went blue? yeah I'm gonna go ahead and call bs on that one lmao

all I can imagine is the therapist hearing about OP's conversation with his mom

Bruh in the first story I feel like that OP's mom was a Christian and now I feel ashamed🙁

People like this exist, and then you tell me there's a god.

@tired8769

3 жыл бұрын

That's why i am going to mars next week.

@Mxni2cold

3 жыл бұрын

@@tired8769 can I come with you?

@tired8769

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mxni2cold Yes, the aliens there would love that.

@Mxni2cold

3 жыл бұрын

@@tired8769 ok cool

To paraphrase a certain hedgehog, "If someone touches you when you don’t want to, *THAT'S NO GOOD* "

A video popped up on my Instagram this morning, of a Karen, moaning about Monster Energy Drink, saying it’s “the work of Satan” 😂

"Jesus forgives me because im bi" But Jesus made you... Edit: did i start a jesus war? Edit 2: i started an lgbt+ war

@2MeterLP

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if god hates gays, why does he keep making them?

@NhyraVirakah2

3 жыл бұрын

Made me do what? o:

@cosmomind7469

3 жыл бұрын

@@2MeterLP oh that’s simple. It’s because of 2 “ very “ compelling arguments. 1: despite God’s omnipotents, omniscients and everything following his greater plan, the devil continuously breaks out of hell to tell men that’s dicks taste great 2: SHUT UP Compelling right?

@ramenbomberdeluxe4958

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmomind7469 I'm in tears, such heartfelt compelling arguments, I am shooketh good sir!

@tommoore2012

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmomind7469 Lol. I've been a practicing Catholic for my entire life and honestly that comment is a little funny.

That dad who said “Jesus made it better”. From a Christian, yeah Jesus made it better.... but you didn’t even remotely let him make YOU better. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Public Service announcement: People like this AREN’T what Christians want to be known for. 😑

@anthonylong9067

3 жыл бұрын

This is honestly part of why im atheist now

@Scoots_0

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonylong9067 same

@Silverserri

3 жыл бұрын

I know, right? I find it incredibly weird how many are "Christian," rather than Christian. Like, the most homophobic, hateful, mean-spirited people in the world think that going to church once a day and chanting words in their brain somehow makes up for, or absolves them the responsibility of, everything they do the other six days of the week. I have real Christians on my friend list, and though I'm atheist and they believe in God, we get on pretty well as long as we understand and accept that there are some things we simply won't agree on. Then the "Christian" shows up, and there's nothing but spite, rhetoric, and hellfire and brimstone because no matter how good a person I may be, it doesn't matter unless I submit to Jesus and God. That I can live Jesus' teachings all I want, but unless I actually SAY "I believe in Jesus and God and submit myself to him", I will still suffer for eternity in agony, and that they're okay with that, because at least THEY will be in heaven for actually acknowledging their sky fairy. Like, how do they pay such cheap lip service to the ideals and yet fail so miserably at actually understanding them? Bluh, sorry, I went on a rant. This is a lot of words for saying 'yeah, I agree with you."

@tazhienunurbusinezz1703

3 жыл бұрын

@@Silverserri Same. I was married for 14 years to a deeply religious man. He read his Bible daily. I'm also an atheist. Our relationship only worked because, before we started dating & while we were still friends, we set up ground rules where we had respect for the other person & their beliefs. We also agreed to not try change those beliefs. We only aren't still married because I'm a widow. After the car accident, I threw him the best darned religious funeral I could for him, not for me. He thought he talked to God when he drove from Texas to Minnesota in one shot after he was discharged from the Army. I think he had auditory hallucinations brought on by stress & extreme lack of sleep. I would have never told him what I thought just because it didn't hurt me to let him believe what he needed to in order to cope with a world that doesn't make sense sometimes. He respected my wish to live my life based on evidence, facts & science & didn't try change my mind when he didn't agree either. The stuff we disagreed about with each other was day to day living such as what to spend money on, what to do for which kid & which set of parents to go see on which holiday. In my view it's the "Christians" without enough faith in their religion who need everyone to live by their religion because that way, if everyone does it, they can't be wrong. If everyone has to live the way they do then it's not "unfair" that they can't do such & such & I can. I don't think they really believe at all. I think they are hedging their bets & hoping all the sacrifice will get them somewhere. If you can be a completely hateful individual & get into heaven because you say you believe in a "sky daddy" & your butt is in a pew every Sunday for 45 minutes to an hour but someone else can help those less fortunate than they are their whole lives & get tortured for all eternity simply because they had the misfortune to be born to the "wrong" set of parents who didn't know any better (according to the Christian religion) since the vast majority of people stay in the religion they're born into, I'm not sure how valuable that religion is in the first place. I mean, I don't believe any of it but that's the question I had as a 6 year old that led me to where I'm at now.

I also have a toxic narcissistic mother and have spent years in therapy dealing with it. After years of no contact my mother begged me to let her meet my son. I told her I would not even entertain the idea until we went to family therapy and she owned up to her abuse. It actually became a profoundly important moment in my life. She came for one week of sessions with a new family therapist. The entire time she did her song and dance- lying, crying, accusing, screaming, faking passing out, threatening, the whole 9 yards, maintaining that I was lying about the abuse and being "dramatic". But then something amazing happened. Towards the middle of the week the therapist would call her out for her previous bad behavior and my mom would swear IT DIDN"T HAPPEN and that NOT WHAT SHE SAID! It wasn't long before she was calling the therapist all the names she called me and accusing her of lying and being dramatic. Before my very eyes I had confirmation (for the first time in my life) that I was right, I wasn't crazy. In case you're wondering- the therapist quit 5 days in and advised me to never talk to my mother again if I could avoid it : )

I love how she's obsessed with him "Lying" to the therapist. As if he'd have anything to gain from that. Like what is she worried he's gonna turn the therapist she's never met against her?

Oh my gosh 😔 Op made me want to give em' a big hug.. I'm sorry for the horrible childhood but happy to hear you're doing better. I wish you the happiness, you SO deserve 🤗 thanks rSlash, great upload. Hope your Thanksgiving, was amazing and surrounded by all your loved ones ❤Lily❤

Haha.

“I have the right to know everything about my child.” If she had any amount of self awareness then she’d realize she just answered her own question:

Of that Karen DOES eventually have entry into OP’s house, OP should have a room filled with EVERY PLAYBOY MAGAZINE known to man.

36 seconds ago . liked every comment . and no *FIRST*

@gianninero-remy-zephir8681

3 жыл бұрын

I modified the Matrix

@Fiskarrrrr

3 жыл бұрын

A Miracle

@Mxni2cold

3 жыл бұрын

I found a someone who thought he was first

I’m Muslim and that story offends me

@mirzahamzabaig5667

3 жыл бұрын

Get used to it mate... it's not new for us.. always ignore craps like that and look on bright side of things ;)

@ElFrogge

2 жыл бұрын

@@mirzahamzabaig5667 bright side Islamophobia people are the minority of people in the US as of 2022 march

The story about the abusive narcissistic mom who wasn’t allowed in OP’s house? I totally could have written that about my own birth vessel. 😑

The OP in the last story could have left her with the bill for extra salt, but him telling the truth to his mother is definitely enough to stop her lol