r/Entitledparents I GOT COVID, SO GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE!
r/Entitledparents OP's cousin is a single mother of a 5-year-old, and that kid was exposed to someone with Covid. Unfortunately, the cousin also lives with her grandparents, so it's not safe for them to stay in that home anymore. So what's her' solution? She tells OP that she deserves to have his house because her 5-year-old "would just die without wifi and tv." So, her argument is literally, "We have Covid, so give me your house!"
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My poor son grew his hair out when he was 9. He did it for halloween, but kept it because he liked it. He looked really cool. Then, everyone called him a girl, despite him wearing boy clothes. Like graphic tees and board shorts. He's usually very comfortable in his own skin. It killed me to watch that crumble. Finally one day he asked me to cut his hair. I left it up to him, and said it's his hair. Whatever makes him comfortable. That was almost 3 years ago. He's wanted his hair very short ever since.
@cheyannenichols7200
3 жыл бұрын
A very similar thing happened to me at that age. I'm girl and I got a bad case of lice so my hair to be cut into a very short pixie cut. I LOVED having it like that. When I went back to school, everyone called me a boy. Even teachers called me that. A few years ago I cut my hair that short again and I've had it that way ever since. I hope your son can come to like growing his hair out again
@25Erix
3 жыл бұрын
That's a real shame. I bet he pulls off long hair like a natural. If he were my kid, I'd toss pictures of Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes. That man pulls off long hair like an absolute beast. But whatever makes your kid happy.
@Ikajo
3 жыл бұрын
@@25Erix Thor? And Loki? They also pull off long hair.
@Ikajo
3 жыл бұрын
@@cheyannenichols7200 Your teachers were horrible to do that. I'm a 31 year old woman who has chosen short hair for years. I even bought an electronic haircutter to cut my hair myself. Don't ever feel like you are less of a woman because of short hair.
@25Erix
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ikajo them, too. Stan just popped into my mind first, since Bucky happens to be my favorite character.
The irony of the dog story is that Anastasia was a princess.
@aelenaleonova
3 жыл бұрын
Weeeeeell, technically she was a Grand Duchess because there were no kings and princesses in the Russian Empire.
@eivind-falk
3 жыл бұрын
@@aelenaleonova Inbred royalty is the same in every country, no matter the title they hold.
@aelenaleonova
3 жыл бұрын
@@eivind-falk that was not remotely the point but ok
@coffeegaming9863
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen
3 жыл бұрын
@Sarah French oh wow! That’s actually really interesting Could you answer a question I have? If Princess Anastasia’s name is pronounced the same as the gas drug or whatever it is called anesthesia, is there more to it than it’s just a coincidence?
The thermostat guy literally calls his co-workers children for _not handling a bit of heat,_ but then justifies the heat by saying _"I don't like it when it's chilly, it makes my toesy-woesies feel coooolllld"_
@slach3175
3 жыл бұрын
To solve that problem, I have a solution : get him a dog and make sure he take good care of it, that dog will warm that man’s cold heart and then the blood that will flow from his heart will go to his toes, and since it is straight from the heart, it is warm, so it will help with his cold feet, that dog will solve the problem of his cold heart and cold feet. Don’t forget to name the dog Princess Annastasia
@leighnisbett9691
3 жыл бұрын
Here's another solution to the thermostat ,put a see through plastic cover over the thermostat with a lock that HR has control of.
@Silver_wind_1987_
3 жыл бұрын
@@leighnisbett9691 or I'd have it so the thermostat can ONLY GO so high to a safe coolness in the summer and warm during the winter. Regulate it. My old school did....
@fallenangel1324
Жыл бұрын
Honestly as someone who lives in a desert that's not even CLOSE to being hot. It gets over 110 degrees ferinheight.
for the first story the best counter is loudly yell "STOP TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT'S IN MY PANTS!" either he'll go too far and get himself arrested or he'll panic and run off.
How the Karan from story 2 apparently thought OP’s response would be: “Oh you’re right random person I meet 2 mins ago, princess would be a better name! I’ll go home right away and spend several months re-training my dog to respond to the new name to appease a stranger who knows nothing about me or my pet!”
@velvety2006
3 жыл бұрын
To be honest when I hear princess the first thing that pops into my mind is a bitey pomeranian, one those badly trained ones.
@SuperLordQ
3 жыл бұрын
@rapheALtoid lmao yeah I’ve seen that one 😂 grown ass man has the logic of a 4 year old, hilarious but baffling
@melodyvalentine8779
2 жыл бұрын
@rapheALtoid no way?! 😅 Ahaha that's hilarious, how does he think they're born? That's insane
@melodyvalentine8779
2 жыл бұрын
@@velvety2006 same thing I picture. Like one of the dogs on that show where the pro dog trainer woman goes and helps people with their naughty dogs. I swear there was actually a pomeranian called Princess on there, she might have even had a second name like Princess Sweetheart (it wasn't sweetheart tho but just as an example)
@Nikita_Akashya
2 жыл бұрын
@@melodyvalentine8779 I know some guy who has a guinea pig named "Prinzessin Karamellbonbon" or Perücke for short.
"He could talk Santa out of a plate of cookies." I enjoyed that turn of phrase very much.
@IAmTheSkinThief
3 жыл бұрын
box not plate.
@lyly_lei_lei
3 жыл бұрын
@@IAmTheSkinThief I think you mean an ocean liner full of cookies.
@FatGuyToFIT
3 жыл бұрын
That Op is in a chat group i am in girl is fucking funny
@Cypresssina
3 жыл бұрын
But Santa is probably sick of cookies, so probably not that hard to talk him out of them.
"Who names their dog after a vegetable?" "Who names their dog after a title?" Can't wait until she hears about the couple who named their kid Moon Unit.
@terryfilkohazi2237
Жыл бұрын
Apple, Blue Ivy, North West, Psalm and the other Kardashian kids' names
@blitzwolfmon8297
Жыл бұрын
@@terryfilkohazi2237 Yikes the only relatively normal sounding name was Ivy. I feel bad for those other kids who will likely be bullied and may change their names due to it.
@nationalinstituteofcheese3012
7 ай бұрын
Imagine caring about a dog’s name
“Who names their dog after a vegetable?” Mr Pickles: ...And I took that personally.
@cyberdance4578
2 жыл бұрын
Not going to question the logic, just gonna say when Mr. Pickles takes it personally......HIDE
@iliana_kadra1115
2 жыл бұрын
Radish, Olive, Mango and I did too.
@tobiasgomez8103
2 жыл бұрын
OH NO
@RavenxAlexander1
2 жыл бұрын
How’s about Carrots or Mr Banana
@bunchou4006
Жыл бұрын
Peanut (a pitbull): U WOT M8!?
My dad punched a guy when i was younger because the guy was screaming about me wearing a dress, because boys aren't allowed to wear dresses, i'm a girl lol he assumed i was a boy because i had super short hair
@TheGamersfolly
3 жыл бұрын
Nothing like physical assault to solve problems. Eh?
@haze969
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheGamersfolly a GROWN MAN was screaming to a fucking child, the parent saw that as a threat and did what he thought was the best. Was it right? No, but I doubt the dude wasn't advised to leave her alone
@jasonpritchett2043
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheGamersfolly dude did you read the whole comment
@TheGamersfolly
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonpritchett2043 Do you physically assault people when they misgender you?
@TheGamersfolly
3 жыл бұрын
@@haze969 the bad guy would have won that lawsuit. Dad is lucky he wasn't sued into oblivion.
Ah first we start off with misgendering, stalking and harassment
@ethanstahel4822
3 жыл бұрын
The intro was better
@manbotda1st
3 жыл бұрын
@DQ Plays Games how is it scaring you
@pandemoniumglaciers82
3 жыл бұрын
@@manbotda1st it's pikevee
@lisakaz35
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even think of a transgender issue. I do know of people who are such huge misogynists that he coulda been unhinged on that alone but the transgender issue seems more probable, esp. if this jackass either knows a transperson or is related to one (say a daughter "disobeying" him by refusing to accept being female).
@merylpelosi8485
3 жыл бұрын
@@lisakaz35 Probably never thought this was just another Reddit fantasy story either. They all have the same ingredients, a security guard and a happy ending.
"My children never complain about the temperature I keep at home, presumably because they also enjoy the warm and nothing to do with my explosive anger whenever I'm confronted about literally anything"
Frankly, I think "Princess" is a dumb name for anyone. It's a title, not a name. "Anya" is a much better name! And "Onion" is a cute nickname, on par with parents calling their children (usually daughters) "Pumpkin". Typically, the kind of person who names a dog "Princess" is the kind who also dresses up the poor animal in "adorable" (gack!) outfits, carries it around, and talks about their "precious furbaby". And brings it into places like restaurants and grocery stores. Alternately, it's an ironic name for large dogs who look nothing like what one would associate with that name. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and mine is that dogs and cats deserve the DIGNITY of having real names.
@Hi-rl9bi
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@joe6go
3 жыл бұрын
Is it bad then that our dog's name is 'baron'? (We call him 'bear' for short)
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
3 жыл бұрын
@@joe6go To each their own. I only speak of my personal opinion and observations. I have never met a person who (that I know of) named their pet "Baron", "King", "Lady", or even "Duke". But I DO know that those titles don't have near the same cutesy-froofroo connotation as "Princess". All the same, my pets have always had/will always have the same kind of name I'd give a human, if I'm the one to name them (there have been a few who came to me already named). But that's just me.
@Mrs_Sugar_Min
3 жыл бұрын
I have Muffin and Flute!😊😊
@dragonlordsrise2803
3 жыл бұрын
See, I named my dog Princess when I was 5. Princess Sunshine ourlastname. I would never call a pet something like that now. Amusingly enough she was a great dane/lab mix. Maybe called the something like Princess Rosalie, but not just princess. I like names that are actual names. I named one of our cats Shale, my brother suggested the name because he is gray, but I thought od Dragon Age Origins Shale so I liked it lol.
I like how RSlash isn’t holding back or bleeping any curses, because he already knows this video will be demonetized because of the COVID references. So thank you for not holding back.
@zoeduffy8104
3 жыл бұрын
Wait, what?? Are people not allowed to reference covid?? 😲
@guitarbass22
3 жыл бұрын
@@zoeduffy8104 They’re trying to stop the spread of misinformation about that virus, so any reference to it on YT or social media is criticized very heavily. For YT specifically, there’s more than 1 instance of it resulting in demonetization, which is why most YT’ers refuse to say it or reference it.
Wome: Name your dog Princess, its such a nice name Dogs name: Anastasia, a real life Princess
@fjhatsu
3 жыл бұрын
I'd be surprised if the Karen knows more princesses outside Disney's
@LucyAdroit
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@yurikoir
3 жыл бұрын
@@fjhatsu she might actually would think Anastasia is a Disney Princess
@jacthing1
3 жыл бұрын
@@yurikoir didn't Disney make a movie with the lead having that name? Or I think DreamWorks did
@jacthing1
3 жыл бұрын
@@yurikoir didn't Disney make a movie with the lead having that name? Or I think DreamWorks did
Am I the only one who thinks that it's weird that someone would get that upset about the name of someone else's dog?
EC: op can I use your house my daughter has covid Op: no I can’t take 2 weeks off work. Get a hotel EC: But Why!!!!!!! She’ll die if she doesn’t have good tv and WiFi Lady you’re priority’s are out of sorts
“Who names their dog after a vegetable” Whistles is in “woman who has a cat named Pickles”
@Nekulturny
3 жыл бұрын
If that lady thinks calling the dog "Onion" is inappropriate, wait til she hears me call my cat who responds to "Dodo". Why would you name your cat after an extinct BIRD? Thats inappropriate! And thats aside from the fact that his actual name is Odo, named after the Star Trek DS9 character and Odo if you're familiar with the show was a shortened version of the Cardassian word Odo'ital.. which translates to "unknown sample". So I have a cat named unknown sample who I call an extinct species of bird. And thats way to long of a post here for such a silly thing.
@oliversievanen8554
3 жыл бұрын
Haha, I dunno what you mean *sweats in "my cat's name is loaf"*
@Nekulturny
3 жыл бұрын
@@oliversievanen8554 lol.
@koolkid848
3 жыл бұрын
@@oliversievanen8554 òwó
@MizTameRumors
3 жыл бұрын
When I was little we had a cat called Sprout - because he used to steal Brussel sprouts off the veg rack to play with.
*Guy looks like a Girl* Entitled Dad: ...And i took that personally.
@metropod
3 жыл бұрын
You’d be surprised how common that it is.
@gerrard1144
3 жыл бұрын
@@metropod transphobia is actually quite common...
@metropod
3 жыл бұрын
@@gerrard1144 yeah... I know... I’m trans.
@donkeyhobo34
3 жыл бұрын
People are like that with special needs too. They think because I'm not the kind of special needs in a wheelchair and a caregiver that I don't have anything
@wannabehistorian371
3 жыл бұрын
@@gerrard1144 It isn’t even think it’s a trans thing per se either.
My grandparents had a dog named Meatloaf. He was a rescued dog who had a lot of health issues and was clearly abused. My grandpa wanted to name Meatloaf something else, but he only responded to that name, so my grandparents left the name as is. I’d loathe to think what would have happened if they encountered that entitled mom. Poor Meatloaf would’ve been really scared
My half Russian sister’s name is Anastasia (pronounced “Anya”). I guess I have to call her princess from now on. 🤷🏽♂️
The mother said "This is technically harassment".. My mother would have slugged him without a word. WTF? lol Some of these dialogues are just so unbelievable.
@dustintunis9347
3 жыл бұрын
Yep, I assume some of them are embellished, but they are worldwide and there are definitely some wackos out there so some of the less believable one could be true.
@Rhaenarys
3 жыл бұрын
I agree. If it were my kid, there would be no words. Not like that, anyways.
@InvdrDana
3 жыл бұрын
I don't find that as unbelievable as the entitled people saying, "You WILL do [insert whatever]". Outside of retail debacles, customer service, etc., I don't think I've ever heard anyone demand someone change something like a stranger's name for a dog. I can see that happening among people who actually know each other. I also wonder how often an entitled person actually grabs something from somebody in some of the more benign encounters (like outside of Black Friday/shopping). Not saying these things could never happen, but I agree about a lot being embellished or worded a certain way to match the tone of the various subreddits.
@friendlyneighborhoodhater
3 жыл бұрын
@@InvdrDana nah just work in customer service and you'll see strangers treat strangers like this. we have adults yell and cuss at minors for misunderstandings. havent you seen the videos of karens? like the ones that actually harass people
@InvdrDana
3 жыл бұрын
@@friendlyneighborhoodhater I worked in retail for 4 years in a make up store so I've seen that kind of entitlement. But I haven't seen it outside of that where a stranger says to another's or to that I /will/ give them something like a possession or animal. I have, however, experienced it as a kid with other kids.
Fun fact. The dog in the second story her name Anya has a similar cousin of sorts in Ireland. In Ireland the name is Áine but it's pronounced the exact same way as Anya and the meaning of Áine comes from the Irish Celtic goddess Áine who was the goddess of wealth and Summer. Anastasia the dog's actual name comes from Greek and like the Op of the story said it means "coming back to life" or "resurrection".
@Starman062
3 жыл бұрын
So that means the Karen’s even dumber by immediately relating it to Russia (though there is a good movie/play about it)
@Phantom-iv7lb
3 жыл бұрын
@@Starman062 Well yes and no Anastasia was a very popular name in Russia but some time ago it was replaced by Sophia but Anastasia is still in use.
@marsultor6131
3 жыл бұрын
@@Starman062 also, Anastasia was a Common Name in the imperial Family of russia, literally naming the dog after a princess.
@Adelynoir
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you will never find a Greek names anastasia, but it does come from the Greek word anastasis and is commonly used in traditional greek Orthodox churches in reference to the resurection of Christ. You know what other country has a traditional Orthodox Church? Russia who adopted it from Andrew the Apostle who was inspired by the Greek Orthodox church
Who the heck would use a pool when they have Covid. Like bruh.
The way strangers speak to children is insane..... I've never just randomly tried to converse with a strange child ... That seems like asking for trouble lol
“Who names their dog after a vegetable?” Well, Frieza called his pet "Vegeta" and nobody batted an eye. >:[
@blueeyestuber8673
3 жыл бұрын
The Prince The planet or The king
@natankopczyk6574
3 жыл бұрын
@@blueeyestuber8673 Yes
@skylerward1671
3 жыл бұрын
@@natankopczyk6574 *proceeds to be blasted to death* "Friggin smart ass."
@guitarbass22
3 жыл бұрын
And all at once so many DBZ fans shook their heads in pity...you obviously don’t know anything about the DBZ universe, so don’t even try. Lol.
@Ordlnary_Gamer
3 жыл бұрын
and and add a ble
"Well you're French!" "Sir, this is New Zealand."
@Lyndiloo
3 жыл бұрын
@rapheALtoid Oh that definitely changes things, now it's not funny.
@the_Pons
3 жыл бұрын
@rapheALtoid He changed it because he thinks he knows better what OP meant than OP herself. Because he often apparently gets confused about wordings in posts and changes them into what he thinks makes more sense. Which always ends up making less sense to everyone else. And tends to ruin the point, flow, meaning or punch line of the post 🙄🤯🔫
@crystalizedfps
3 жыл бұрын
@rapheALtoid wow with that info the female guard kidda is a dick also she said it was toxic masculinity when you tell boys don't cry. Yea it's a bit sexiest but she called him a pig and said that was toxic masculine. The irony is killing me
As a huge Final Fantasy 7 fan, I immediately perked up when I heard the words one winged angel.
For the last story, I’m French and live in France. This is not a part of our culture AT ALL. And boys aren’t ashamed of crying nor do anyone think like that. In fact if u say something like that in public, you have more chance to receive stares from people than anything else.
Imagine if she said to the person who wanted her house i would have said “I have COVID too so that’s why I have this house”
@velvety2006
3 жыл бұрын
i would not be suprised if the cousin would refuse to move out once she is in the house if Op agreedjust because she is a single mom and needs the space more than Op.
@jyvben1520
3 жыл бұрын
that would not be a deterrent, it actually makes it easier, but still op could ask a deposit of 10K and take inventory like for a real lease !
@randomclone3489
3 жыл бұрын
@@jyvben1520 true but in my opinion it would have been funny
me: hears "one winged angel" me brain: s e p h i r o t h
@waddingbro
3 жыл бұрын
I thought of Kenny omaga
@pgre
3 жыл бұрын
lemme just search something real quick
@pgre
3 жыл бұрын
ok this is funny
@victoraponte1200
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao ye
@IKKclauKR
3 жыл бұрын
The FF7 trauma is strong 🤣🤣🤣
When I heard “One wing angle” my mind just went SEPHIROTH
@Arrow_118
3 жыл бұрын
Estuans interius Ira vehementi, Estuans interius Ira vehementi, SEPHIROTH!!!
"You aren't weak because you cry, you cry because you've been strong for too long" -Itachi Uchiha
@djpotato6128
3 жыл бұрын
It's hard to wake up from a Nightmare If you aren't even asleep
Dog story: ok Karen whats your name? Karen: its Karen. Op: but C**t is such a better name for you.
@random-y3v
3 жыл бұрын
oh so true
@Kruhee
3 жыл бұрын
It has such a nice ring to it
@omkarsangvikar4166
3 жыл бұрын
Oh Oooooh Oooooh boi burn savage roast
@BlooMonkiMan
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@blackveilvaalhazak1693
3 жыл бұрын
*wheeze* I can’t breathe
I named my second dog after a fish. Her name is Narwhal, and as a joke, my dad and I call her Nar Nar Binks.
@pugmcmuffins9282
3 жыл бұрын
*wheezes in girl who loves puns*
@imzadi83fanvids7
3 жыл бұрын
Narwhal is a cute name. Though it's a mammal, not a fish.
@nathanalexander3705
3 жыл бұрын
@@imzadi83fanvids7 the important part is the nickname 😂
@purnnr7253
3 жыл бұрын
Meesa Jar Jar Binks
@jasp3rjeep13
3 жыл бұрын
This is the best
I used to work at a pet store and brought my dog to work with me every day. He loved greeting the customers. One kid asked me his name I replied Snuggles. The kid told me he looked more like a Bob. I said that’s a cute name but his name is Snuggles. The kids mom started freaking out on me that I had to change his name to Bob because her kid liked that name more. I kinda just stood there dumbfounded
2:20 a normal person wouldn't have even confronted them with that kind of question in the first place
I had a similar experience as the first story except with the gender roles reversed and not as intense. When I was younger around 6 or 7 I had really short pixie cut hair, I was at a bob Evans one day wearing a pink shirt and jeans, I walked to the bathroom and before I could enter a woman stopped me and said this is the women's restroom, I said I know I'm a girl, she looked me up and down rolled her eyes and walked away, she didn't apologize or anything. As I child I didn't really understand but now that I'm older I realize the way she treated me was wrong.
"Started singing one winged angel." Cloud: "WHAT!?"
@Nekulturny
3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what this song is.. I'm just going to pretend I heard I Wish I Had an Angel by Nightwish.
@lamarasawyer850
3 жыл бұрын
Why not look up One Winged Angel? It's a famous song for a very good reason 😁
@RiveroftheWither
3 жыл бұрын
@BFT Neelix Its the theme song for the main antagonist of the game Final Fantasy 7.
@christianstachl
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nekulturny Kayla Woodbury already explained the origin, but mentioning Nightwish is also great! 😁
@psyphersky2552
3 жыл бұрын
lmao, poor guy can't jump to another reality without that following him.
I feel the poor kid in story #1. I have a five year old son. Both my husband and I have long hair, so my son wanted long hair too. His hair, his decision. He hasn't gotten it cut in a little over two years. Now he has a head of long blonde, thick beautiful hair that goes about half way down his back and was blessed with his father's long eye lashes. Whenever we go out in public and have to wear masks he is mistaken for a little girl. Sometimes they people think it's funny and sometimes they are in denial, like a boy can't have long hair or something.
Technically the dog is a princess in the owners eyes. But who the hell names a dog princess?
I am a girl and I sing One Winged Angel. No matter what he thought was the case the way he acted made him a class-A a**hat.
"No dogs were harmed during the making of this post" LOL
@AestheticWaif
3 жыл бұрын
😆
@teegonfischer2994
3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I read or hear these disclaimers I always think the exact opposite had happened
Dog : Has a name Karen : So you have chosen death
When someone follows you Other ppl: Why are you following me?? Me: *crackin 90is
Guys should know that even if u have rapunzel hair that's okaay
@mayu8675
3 жыл бұрын
plus, guys with long hair are automatically super attractive lol
@redsoldier3264
3 жыл бұрын
@Chris George lol, I kinda wish I was the kid so I could just act like a weird person and say things like uwu until the guy is too weirded out and just leaves
@KusunokiSG47
3 жыл бұрын
My hair is short and its falling everywhere when I didn't use good shampoo You lads who have long hair, freaking treasure it, please
@wannabehistorian371
3 жыл бұрын
@Chris George Sometimes engaging with these morons only makes things worse.
@zelly855
3 жыл бұрын
Of course, all hair is beautiful
"I don't like sweaters" 😂 what a man-baby
@Mrs_Sugar_Min
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and man- babies shouldn't have kids.😆
The mother who thought that the dog should be Princess instead of Anastasia clearly hasn't seen enough movies. Anastasia IS a princess.
If I were the first OP I called her Anya, from Anastasia "Call her Princess" First: it's MY dog, Second: backstory, Third: Anastasia IS a princess (let's just try to remember her like in the animated movie, let's not think of hystorical truth, please), Fourth: it's MY dog. Ehi, you: with the baby, over there. How it's called? Mike? Call him Paul, cause I don't like that name. What? It's none of my business? You're absolutely right!
The Onion one annoyed me greatly. It’s not your dog, you don’t know the dog or her owners, what right do you have to rename her?
@Xolivas1
3 жыл бұрын
It's because Karens think that if they complain enough, people will bend to her will. And if they don't, someone of higher authority will because, "the customer is always right."
ah yes my morning cup of rslash
@HamBamShangalang
3 жыл бұрын
Now at 6:30
@czyoen
3 жыл бұрын
@@HamBamShangalang timezones do exist if you forgot
@HamBamShangalang
3 жыл бұрын
@@czyoen yeah but doing the math he is most likely on the west or central part of America also It was 6:30 western time when i got notified so yeah
@LiquetteDumitrina
3 жыл бұрын
@@HamBamShangalang diferent time zones dummy .Here is 15:54
@HamBamShangalang
3 жыл бұрын
@@LiquetteDumitrina Ok use your brain now realize I have Timezones too the video at WESTERN TIME was made at 6:30
Depending on how much heat gets into the office, 25 is absolutely freezing. Though, if it meant not getting hated by the entire office, I would suffer
I'm just trying to imagine going to your HR and them actually saying "Hi, I'm Latina Cinderella" in real life lol
Who demands someone change their dogs name because they , a stranger, doesn’t like it ? Like wtf
@RainbowDemon
3 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder if story is fake
@bostonrailfan2427
2 жыл бұрын
@@RainbowDemonfollow your gut because most of the time it is…
It boggles the mind that an HR rep had to talk to a grown-ass man about how it wasn't HIS thermostat in a shared office space with his colleagues.
If the guy tells his son not to cry, that's his bussiness. Maybe the kid is a crybaby and Dad is just trying to butch him up,regardless, it's his call as to how he wants to raise his son. I'm thinking that OP was just a Karen.
“who names their dog after a vegetable” *looks around nervously because My cat is named pizza*
As a female to male trans guy I can confirm people do stuff like the guy in the first story a lot.
@salcdaniel4240
3 жыл бұрын
Same here, it sucks.
Ahh yes my daily dose of WHY?!?!?!
@AyushKumar-oy1zv
3 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh thanks
@thewolfoflight5780
3 жыл бұрын
7 pm British time for your daily dose of memes
@iviteyt9740
3 жыл бұрын
Memenade
"I was singing one winged angel" Me: ah i see you are a *MAN* of culture as well
@Arrow_118
3 жыл бұрын
Shall I give you despair?
I remember I once got pushed off a treehouse and busted my lip, and this mom says her kid did nothing when the kid did
Dogs name: *is named Anya but OP calls her onion accidentally* Karen: WOULDN'T PRINCESS WOULD BE BETTER?? lady chill its just a name. In my country someone named themselves Honda Suzuki Impalawati...
@N1trOxSLAYeR
3 жыл бұрын
Ive heard this one before
@user-qk2rp2wm5y
3 жыл бұрын
HAHa-
@beboronator
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes The honda suzuki y e s
@gerrard1144
3 жыл бұрын
@@beboronator thats her actual name, you can look it up
@wilsonweiseng6485
3 жыл бұрын
Anya sounds like onion but in French accent
Imagine someone coming to your door, coughing and saying: hello sir would you like some COVID on sale 60% off
"No tv, no beer, make Homer something something..."
77F is "too" hot?! lol, as an LA native we were comfortable setting the thermostat to 80 and actually felt a bit chilly *below* that
all things considered, in the first one, the guy might've yelled at the actual Sephiroth
@LloydTheZephyrian
3 жыл бұрын
I doubt he'd get more than a sentence in before getting skewered by his Masamune. He'd be lucky if Sephiroth felt generous enough to let him speak any more.
My old dog was named "Köttvar" which is swedish for "Meat warden/Guardian of the meat" I wonder what Karen would have said about that!!
First story makes me so angry. Don't harrass people. End of story. No excuses. And I absolutely think the EP thought thst OP was a transgender boy. Regardless, he was being an AH and trying to intimidate someone that he doesn't know. There are people that get assaulted in the same situation.
@Rhaenarys
3 жыл бұрын
He tried to intimidate and hold hostage what he thought was a little girl.
On the subject of A/C. when I first moved to Florida, I stayed with my aunt and Uncle. their house was set quite warm (78) but I didn't think much of it until I went to bed. I could barely get sleep. I tried talking to them but the most I could ever get them to turn it down to was 76. this wouldn't be so bad where I used to live, but in Florida even the insides of houses still have 40% or more humidity, and you feel like you're burning up. I finally was able to move my portable A/c into that room and get sweet relief.
in the first story, OP is pretty much me, legit hair, voice, age, gender, its pretty much like a another version of me in a way
@bdog368
3 жыл бұрын
I forgot to add the part yes people call me a girl, it's really just happens online, but ya sometimes people would call me a girl
@meeksmooks9070
3 жыл бұрын
@@bdog368 Im a guy with long hair, but my voice is deeper than usual, so it just REALLY confuses people lol
@bdog368
3 жыл бұрын
@@meeksmooks9070 hehe
Karen: It's inappropriate to name something after a vegetable Every saiyan from dbz: Am I a joke to you
@Ikajo
3 жыл бұрын
Even the word saiyajin (the Japanese name) is a wordplay on the Japanese word for vegetable 😆
@jhabite8385
3 жыл бұрын
*Vegetables do make you strong!*
@MrArk1265
3 жыл бұрын
@@jhabite8385 So this is the power of Ultra Carrots?
Oof, I felt that security guard burn. That's a good one.
Simple solution for the thermostat. Put a plastic cover over it with a lock. Bonus points if you get a programmable thermostat, they can save you money and make sure the office is comfortable before the first employees arrive. No more need for literal heated arguments.
The dog story was cute until Karen ruined it. Third story: I would have told that family member to eff off.
**video released 25 seconds ago** 0 views 12 likes, 1 dislike
@mrnickwick7904
3 жыл бұрын
Damn trolls disliking a video just to be a dick.
@lilmel9438
3 жыл бұрын
it do be like that
@malik1202
3 жыл бұрын
@@mrnickwick7904 I think they do that cause they want to be the first person to dislike
To be honest - this Jeremy Johnson who likes high room temperatures sounds like a DREAM come true in terms of coworkers. I have low blood pressure whenever I'm not moving around, so I get cold a lot. And I have a sedentiary office job. Working with a guy who likes above-average temperatures while working sounds neat.
I am one of those rare individuals that love summer and hate AC. I don't understand why a guy that has a jacket on puts the AC on cold instead of just taking off his jacket while I just have a thin shirt. It makes no sense to me to tell to the person that is cold to put on a sweater instead of telling the people with jackets and suits on to just take it off. But if everyone is with just shirts and it's hot then I understand that they put the AC on cold for an hour to quickly cool the room and then raise the temperature a little so it maintains at a decent temperature without going to 20° for the whole room (that is hella cold, 25 is the universal perfect temperature for an enjoyable day). So in this case, if the office is open and even with AC the heat enters and you need to continually cool the room, yeah, put it on lower temperature so overall it stays at 23-25 degrees, but if the office is closed and isolated, then just wait for the room to cool and then raise it to 23-25° or it will end up in 20° and that is hell. I don't like sweating too, but a little warmth in the skin is enjoyable, feeling like I'm inside of an igloo in summer when I want to feel warm (not horribly hot, just warm), free and fresh is horrible and it stresses me immensely. In my country, most offices abuse AC and everyone gets sick for the temperature changes. So I don't support the shitty behavior of the entitled man and that he just goes over anyone without caring for the rest, but I don't like that, in my experience, people who easily get cold and enjoy warmth are pushed out or told to conform instead of finding a point comfortable for all.
4:04 If she loves that name so much... why doesn't the Karen legally rename herself Princess... actually very fitting name for a female dog.
That first story is what every trans person who has a hard time being stealth (or "passing") has to go through. Even now that I'm stealth, my legal name is not changed yet and going to the hospital and hearing my deadname feels like HELL
@drippydooku6347
3 жыл бұрын
hi hell
@pixythegunner
3 жыл бұрын
@@drippydooku6347 im dad
@drippydooku6347
3 жыл бұрын
@@pixythegunner lol
To be fair I prefer my temps at 76-78 too, even in AZ summer. I can imagine how much worse it is in a hot and humid location.
To the owner of the great and immortal onion, you should said something like "I'm not gonna name my dog princess, and now that I think of you, I'm gonna name you cabbage" and if she kept pushing it, threaten "would you prefer clay?" Because it is both masculine, and literal dirt (sorry to all Clays or Cleys)
Karen: Princess is a good name! Not like Anya! 1.) WTF, why does she feel like she gets to rename someone else's pet because she doesn't like the name? 2.) I'd like to introduce her to my family's pets: Xena, Findékano, and Molly.
@Tommyboi01
3 жыл бұрын
I used to have a two hamsters I called them nutmeg and doctor-after the show doctor who, I can't remember how we choose nutmeg We also used to have a cat called arnie, my cousin names their dogs boo and whoopie, guess Karen hates mee and them too hahaha
@itsybitsybosmer
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tommyboi01 my mom had neighbors with cats named Concrete and Patio. I can already hear the dreaded Karen Screech.
@Tommyboi01
3 жыл бұрын
@@itsybitsybosmer I have a friend who has a cat and she called him bon bon, the love she has for that cat is so wonderful to see, ooof Karen would have a field day with that one I bet,
@lady_night_019
3 жыл бұрын
I have a cat named Jessabell ( we call her Jessie unless she fucks up) and a dog named Loki. I guess, I’ll be chewed out as well
@Tommyboi01
3 жыл бұрын
@@lady_night_019 knowing Karen she'd either scream about blasphemy or think you've named your dog after a devil
1st story-I was kinda hoping he'd whip out his hangly dangly and say "do girls have this?" 2nd story-Dafuq? How can someone think they can rename someone else's pet? 3rd story-Hope you told her N-O. 4th story- Sounds like your dad is getting his just desserts. 5th story- Why couldn't he turn the air to what his co-workers want and get a little space heater for his little area?! 6th story-don't involve strangers when teaching ignorant crap to your kids. The stranger may correct your ignorance as what happened here.
@FreshPrincex4
2 жыл бұрын
Lol uh..the 1st one would've been a .. ahem.. FBI OPEN UP!
We had the opposite office problem. We had seven post menopausal women and we kept the office cool but the maintenance guy, who wasn’t based in our office, would turn up the heat every time he came to our building. When we told him to stop he called us crazy old women, he was actually our age, and then put a lock box over the thermostat! Our boss, also a post menopausal woman, reamed him out and threatened to fire him, made him take the lock off and made him apologize.
Why did that woman care so much about a dog’s name? Geez
The dog has a nickname. Cute. Also the second one is so stupidly petty I can actually believe it happened the most I think. Was waiting for OP to tell her than Anya was a princess name though.
@OrangeHipster
3 жыл бұрын
onion lmao i call my dog "*car*"
First story. It I was OP, I would have *showed* that man I was a boy.
@palmtree1144
3 жыл бұрын
U forgot to say no homo
@baconbiter
3 жыл бұрын
OH BOY
@LucyAdroit
3 жыл бұрын
LOL, that's a story for Malicious Compliance
@brandonellis9931
3 жыл бұрын
He made the challenge. To not accept would be rude.
@anonymousaxolotl805
3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonellis9931 exactly
Anyone can talk Santa out of a box of cookies. Just ask him. Famously generous chap.
oh my god imagine thinking that because your desk happened to be near the thermostat, you had ultimate control over the temperature of the entire building regardless of all your coworkers complaining, and he has the right to call THEM children??
*OP is a boy* Normal person: "Oh okay, my mistake." ED: "yOu aRe a GiRl, aCcEpT iT!!" *Stamps foot like a toddler*
@pandemoniumglaciers82
3 жыл бұрын
Do you mean op is a boy?
@dracko158
3 жыл бұрын
@@pandemoniumglaciers82 According to the video, he is indeed a boy. That's why ED keeps stamping his foot and keeps calling OP a girl.
@someguynamedtrevor6081
3 жыл бұрын
@@dracko158 I think he's referring to you saying "op is a girl"
@dracko158
3 жыл бұрын
@@someguynamedtrevor6081 Oh, sorry, I changed it.
@CommentaryOutpost
3 жыл бұрын
I think he was trying to hit on op, and was mad at "her" not being a girl
I am offended as the name Anya is beautiful. Anya-Taylor Joy is a great actress too wth 😭
@jacthing1
3 жыл бұрын
Plus her full name was one of the last princesses of Russia.
@jacthing1
3 жыл бұрын
Plus her full name was one of the last princesses of Russia.
@terra_the_nightingale135
3 жыл бұрын
@@jacthing1 EXACTLY. ITS A BEAUTIFUL NAME
I teach an enrichment program at local schools. One day, I was working with a kindergarten class (approx. 3 years old) for an outdoor adventure. One little boy tripped and fell and cried about it. Only the male teacher (MT) and I saw what had happened (other teachers and parents were there but with kids in other areas of the schoolyard). The MT got to the boy before I did, and insisted the little - 3 year old! - kid 'get up, stop crying, and be a man'. I was horrified. I first told the child that it was absolutely OK to cry if we are upset, and falling down is upsetting. I added that it is OK whether we are girls or boys because crying is what humans do. I then, in front of the kid scolded the teacher for saying such a silly thing (for something minor I would NEVER chastise a teacher in front of the students but in this case, the child needed to see this MT was wrong). MT tried to argue with me, but I just told the child to ignore the teacher (again something I would never normally do), took the boy by the hand and led him back to the rest of the group. Later, during the recess break, I spoke to the teacher who had arranged my visit to her school. I explained what happened, that I had tried to tell the MT he was wrong, but that MT just doubled down. The teacher I spoke to rolled her eyes. It turned out MT was a sub, they already had a bad feeling about him, and were not surprised to hear he behaved in this way. This teacher promised to speak to MT, and to also blackball him from coming back to that school as a sub. This is a school that I have worked at and a teacher I had worked with before, and the teachers there really care about their kids so I believe that this teacher kept her word. Bad news also for MT - the education world where I live is a small one. It won't be long before word of his toxic attitudes gets out to other schools.
There’s more to that cousin asking to stay in her house for two weeks: depending on what state you’re in, if a guest stays consecutively for an X amount of time, they become a resident. That quarantine period she was asking to “stay” in her house, would have made her a resident after anywhere between 10-14 days, while simultaneously telling OP to move in with her parents during that time, essentially making OP a resident in his/her parents home.
Who’s gonna tell non-Russian speakers that Anya and Anastasia are two different names 😂
@damekkoDark
3 жыл бұрын
that was weird lol. also what is wrong with calling someone "russian" name. Karen is Karen
@aelenaleonova
3 жыл бұрын
@@damekkoDark the story is slightly weird but at the same I can imagine that things like this can happen considering the level of prejudice against everything Russia-related 🙃
@damekkoDark
3 жыл бұрын
@@aelenaleonova ага, казалось бы
@SashaMonsteraki
3 жыл бұрын
@Elena and it's not even Russian xD
@aelenaleonova
3 жыл бұрын
@@SashaMonsteraki yeah true. Lots of typical Russian names have a Greek origin but my point is that they probably got the idea that Anya = Anastasia from a cartoon 😂 Anya is actually short for Anna. Just like Vlad is not the same as Vladimir 😆
First one should of said something like " about how the energy of the planet was being drained by mega corporations, perhaps you work for one?"
I just can't help but imagine WOLFISHMULE9258 strolling through an aisle, singing "ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEHEMENTI, ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEHEMENTI, SEPHIROTH! SEPHIROTH!
Rslash: never says the simplest possible harming words (I’d rather you cuss but if you don’t want to idc) rslash today : 7:03
@Rhaenarys
3 жыл бұрын
He doesnt do it because it demonetizes the video.
Gotta love RSLASH because he makes quality reddit content. Edit : please stop arguing I don’t give a shit if their fake or not
@beboronator
3 жыл бұрын
Reading fake posts is quality content?
@Glazed-is-better
3 жыл бұрын
Tbh we can't tell whether or not the stories here are fake
@bruhified2548
3 жыл бұрын
@@beboronator shut up u never know if its fake or real
@server0127
3 жыл бұрын
@@bruhified2548 *y e s*
@Glazed-is-better
3 жыл бұрын
Real or fake it's still just something funny to listen to
When Anya/Anastasia is a disney princess name but she must be called princess
@blissinchains
3 жыл бұрын
Not Disney. More like someone who actually lived. Lmfao.
Lol about the dog. Many years ago whilst out with my 5 year old daughter, Emma, I was confronted by a woman immediately after I called out my daughter's name in the local grocery store. "I call my dog Emma" she said "You can't give a little girl a dog's name it's cruel and the children at school will make fun of her" she continued on. I told the woman not to be so silly, Emma was quite a popular name for a girl and an unusual name for a dog. She went off the rails there and then. "My dog isn't unusual, she's a pure bred chocolate labrador, I'm going to tell her breeder how stupid you are for naming your little girl after my dog" I then asked the woman how old her dog was and she told me "Two years just" I chuckled aloud and told the woman how silly she was a second time because my daughter just happened to be five years old so she couldn't possibly be named after her dog. Just to wind her up a little bit, I suggested she change her dog's name because I didn't like the idea she gave her dog my daughter's name and if she refused to do so, I would go and tell the registrar. She looked visibly worried as she hurried from the shop. Every time after that incident when taking my own dogs for a walk I always looked for a woman accompanied by a female chocolate labrador that wasn't named Emma. :)
Woman - "Why would you name a dog after a vegetable?! That is inappropriate!" Mr. Pickles - *growls backwards while his pupils randomly dilates*