Karen: It's abusive to take my horse outside. Also Karen: Take your horse outside

@velvety2006

2 жыл бұрын

it's okay as long as it is not Karins horse, don't you see the logic 😂

@nalrashido

2 жыл бұрын

Also Karen: *Gets impaled and her corpse is left to be eaten.*

@strawberrysoulforever8336

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like someone got to this post six months before I managed it.

@Someone-mg7ty

Жыл бұрын

Also Karen: I’m A CoStAmOr SoI hAvE fUlL CoNtReL oVeR EvErYtHiNg

@KTO_214O7

4 ай бұрын

@@strawberrysoulforever8336❤qq1qqqqqqq

BARN OWNER: You didn't lose a client. You got rid of a disease...

@riskymedusa9851

Жыл бұрын

Exactly.

Imagine ignoring safety advice, that would keep you and your kids safe, and throwing a fit, assaulting a worker by throwing a large object at her face and spitting at the worker, destroying property, and encouraging your children to spit and destroy property. She literally just needed to wait 2 bloody seconds, Jesus Christ.

@lisakaz35

2 жыл бұрын

I thought for sure she'd go down, get hurt and then yell about suing.

@VietnameseBall911

2 жыл бұрын

Someone’s british

@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766

2 жыл бұрын

I ENDANGERED MY KIDS AND YOU TREED TO STAHP ME, AND WHEN I AKSED FOR A REFUND YOU SAID NO, AND THEN YOU TRIED TO KICK ME OUT, IM TSKING STUFF FOR FREE, and kids you can go break stuff for fun, do what you want, WHAT YOUR GONNA SUE,CYOUR THREATENING ME, IM SUING YOU, YOU ********* ******* (This is a joke btw, a imitation of how a Karen would act)

@radarw64

2 жыл бұрын

Nope, Jesus didn't come in that two seconds. I guess we will just have to keep waiting.

@MLWJ1993

2 жыл бұрын

Just the fact that they're willing to get the right tube for you so you don't have to wait in line again makes customer service top notch 😆 I wouldn't even have anything to complain about!

"I don't care if I lost a client..." The customer is always right -- until you don't want them as a customer any more.

@deadmemes21

2 жыл бұрын

Or, better yet: Phrase: Customer is king France: [PTSD intensifies]

@woofy1988

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadmemes21 Reminds me of the EP or CB story where a French person responded with "We're in France. We decapitate kings."

@SableDrakon

2 жыл бұрын

The customer is always right is such a toxic mindset. It breeds entitlement like cockroaches. It doesn't help that often, the customer is absolutely incompetent.

@RiveroftheWither

2 жыл бұрын

"The customer is always right" is precisely why we have so many entitled Karen's in the States. It's evolved from simply workers hearing out customers and trying to fix mistakes with in reason, to sycophant managers making employees start following more unreasonable demands in the hopes that it will net more repeat customers without thought of their quality of custom, to now people screaming and breaking the law (assault, destruction of property, chemical warfare if you count spitting/coughing on people during the pandemic). The more accommodating businesses got to the point of excess, the more entitled they got till they realized "if I make a scene, I will either get my way or get free money (gift cards, comped food, coupons)" and started abusing that, which there kids picked up on and learned. I dealt with that abusive bs for 5 long years at a coffee shop, that phrase needs to die in a fire.

@TWISTYCOMET

2 жыл бұрын

The customer is always right when comes to which products should be sold not on policies

If I were OP in the last story “You’re right dad. I am selfish and lazy, since we don’t want to teach the kids to be that way I’ll just tell SIL that you happily volunteered after I said no again”

@marcoagorozco

2 жыл бұрын

And the fact that the dad's kids think so little of his life skills that he can't take care of kids... speaks volumes of how sad of a dad he really is

@2MeterLP

2 жыл бұрын

Nah man, hit them with "Sure Ill watch your kids. And because were family Im willing to do it for only 10 dollars per hour.

@sunayocarissime5309

2 жыл бұрын

My mom taught me how to cook when I was just 5 and we take pride in it! She taught me to how to make homemade enchiladas, bunya calda, menudo, real Italian pizza, hot tamales and calabacitas. She would have taken it as a personal insult if I didn't learn all those, thinking she failed me as a mother. I've actually told guests, "these are homemade family recipes. Turn your nose at these, you've not only insulted me, but generations of my own family." That guys parents obviously failed him. She taught me to be self sufficient and a really good cook, sometimes to my detriment, meaning I'll make a REALLY good dish and enjoy it so much I snarf the whole thing inside of a day.🤣🤣🤣

@divaprincess98

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunayocarissime5309 That guy’s parents obviously raised him believing in that traditional gender role bullshit that Boomers love to perpetuate. The husband makes the money and the wife is basically his mom. This is why every sitcoms in the past 20 years has had that same dynamic.

@itrasheditgood

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, cardinal rule is to never volunteer any one else’s time.

Karen: (of the horse) "My baby needs to relax." OP: (looks at the Karen, the horse, and then Karen again) "Lady, I have no idea how you made it happen but I can clearly see the resemblance." And that last story; "You are parents! Do your parental duty and watch over your own damn kids!"

@bellumdorf3360

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Loki was involved.

@coffeewolfproductions9113

2 жыл бұрын

@@bellumdorf3360 Wouldn't be the first time

Ah yes, I remember growing up in the ‘IF YOU TELL ANYONE ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET EVER YOU’LL END UP IN SOME GUY’S BASEMENT’ era, and now here we are, in the ‘all of my friends live in Discord’ era

@lemmymaster

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, what a coincidence, my parents did the same

@MLWJ1993

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that part of the internet still exists today, you'll just be hard pressed to stumble upon it & have friends there at the same time 😆

@amadandearbhte4318

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. Rslash seems to think that only millennials experienced that, but as a genz, I grew up with that too.

@Ghost-yi1yk

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao it's true though, almost all my friends are on discord

@kwams26

2 жыл бұрын

2000: DO NOT TALK TO STRANGERS ONLINE, DO NOT GET IN A STRANGERS CAR. 2021: Literally call a stranger from the internet and get in their car.

Water park employee: “Ma’am you have the wrong tube!” EM: “Excuse me! My baby will use whatever tube he wants!” Employee: “Go back and get the right tube before your kid does something that will end up on KZread.”

@lemmymaster

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot something: "Go back and get the right tube before your kids do something that will end up on KZread AND Reddit."

As someone who lives in horse country, I can confidently say that horse 'parents' or horse people are a special kind of entitled. Especially when it comes to other horse people. Edit: how tf did this go from a discussion about horse people to one on religion?

@sizier

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for giving me a reason to learn a new word. (Hippophile) = One who loves horses.

@zacharystitt3992

2 жыл бұрын

Are they pure bread horses?

@maxschmidt7252

2 жыл бұрын

Tell a story

@maxschmidt7252

2 жыл бұрын

Pls

@jebuschrist9161

2 жыл бұрын

@@zacharystitt3992 wonder bread horses

In the first story, depending on OPs jurisdiction, she could press charges for battery against the EM. Most jurisdictions include deliberately spitting on someone in their definition of battery, and even if OP didn't actually get spit on, the EM attempting to spit on OP could be considered battery.

@13BGunBunny

2 жыл бұрын

In some States they call it Assault because the spit could also be classified as a biological hazard, especially with the WuFlu going around.

@jgw5491

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't she also throw the tube at her? Not exactly a deadly weapon lol but assault nonetheless.

@WolfgangDoW

2 жыл бұрын

Assault doesn't require touch, only the threat of harm Battery generally needs contact

@WolfgangDoW

2 жыл бұрын

@@13BGunBunny good point, spin would have lots of covid in it too

For the last story: there was an update. The father didn’t worked and didn’t do any household work while the mother and op did everything. The mother sided with op and made an Ultimatum with divorce being mentioned. Both of them moved out and I forgot more details.

Well, that last dad is actually sexism, too. He expects his wife to always cook for him, is unreliable and can barely make a sandwich for himself, cuz his wife is always supposed to feed him. And now he expects his daughter to watch his grandkids instead of him because 'that's a woman's job'. 💀 What a doucche

@evadedenbach1226

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. What a douche canoe.

@AzureKyle

2 жыл бұрын

You're projecting a bit there. Not once did anyone say it's because 'it's a woman's job'. It just boils down to him being a lazy sack if shit that doesn't want to take care of himself or his grandkids. There might be some implied sexism there, but nothing concrete. I wouldn't be surprised if the story had been the exact same if OP was a boy.

@zestyoverlord6772

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t really think it’s sexism. I think he’s just pure lazy and the only other parent happens to be a woman

@mariposa9506

2 жыл бұрын

It's a great racket to be "incompetent". No one asks you for anything.

@divaprincess98

2 жыл бұрын

It’s that classic “traditional gender role” bullshit that boomers love to perpetuate. This is why I hate sitcoms about married people because they all do that shit. The husband is a lazy dumbass with the mentality of a toddler who does nothing but make money, and the wife is basically his second mom. The fact that this 50+ year old man can’t be bothered feeding himself is a prime example of that boomer poison.

Those ladies aren’t after that guy because of his looks, personality, or even his prowess in the sheets; they just know he has the money to keep and care for horses.

@mamanyajessie5511

2 жыл бұрын

"his prowess in the sheets" THAT????? HOLY SHIT THAT JUST CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD THANK YOU FOR ADDING THAT HOLY GOD

@gedion4000

2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@HobieInTheBox

2 жыл бұрын

@@mamanyajessie5511 they removed it lol

@RiveroftheWither

2 жыл бұрын

@Johnny Zeppeli Nope, still there.

@aaronabbey2604

2 жыл бұрын

Bingo! The only woman that type if guy can pull is gold diggers.

Oh my God, it’s so good to see the delusions of certain parents who think they can behave however they want get challenged. Like, who cares if you can technically do whatever you want, that doesn’t mean you should, that doesn’t give you the right to be rude to people for no good reason. My mom, not a Karen, has trouble understanding this fact, and used to be the core of most of our fights.

@jgw5491

2 жыл бұрын

You are absolutely sure she's not a Karen?

@ReallyJustPlainProductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@jgw5491 My thoughts exactly

@ct.25.300

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry i have to say it Min min

The stomping up the stairs story reminds me of the neighbor that lived downstairs a couple years back. She would have loud arguments on the phone while sitting on the back porch smoking. And at one point I hear her stomping her feet and yelling into the phone "Why won't you treat me like an adult?!" before throwing her phone at the fence. Gee. I can't imagine why.

EPM: *"Why can't you ride it OuTsIdEeEeEeE?!!"* OP: *Mocks her* *"IT'S nINeTy DeGReEs OuT MY PoOr BaBy CaN'T HaNDlE ThAt."* EPM: *"You weren't supposed to do that."*

That horse story is why we never boarded our horses. We bought 7 acres of land and our horses happily lived on 5of them lol

Haha I remember back when everyone used to say that you can't use your real name on the Internet because everyone on the Internet was a murderer or a predator 😂😂😂😂

@someolfellow1094

2 жыл бұрын

I know right

11 Yr Old RSlash: “Wait, my mom knows what 69 is?? Oh My God!!!”

@grimknight6409

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl, I dont actually think his mom knew what 69 was, no matter what era of the internet were in somebody will always have your first & second username choice. Tis da law of da internet.

@TylerFurrison

2 жыл бұрын

Rmom: "My 11 year old son knows what 69 means?? Oh my god!!!"

@healingthroughchrist1988

2 жыл бұрын

That's weird. I didn't know what 69 was when I was 11.

@saphiriathebluedragonknight375

2 жыл бұрын

@@healingthroughchrist1988 I thought it was a recent thing.

@jgw5491

2 жыл бұрын

@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375 Nope. I learned it in the 70s.

Daily reminder that you are loved and appreciated even if you don’t know it

@nemomukerji

2 жыл бұрын

Got I have these bots way too much

@stephenvanburen1818

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks I needed that.

@gamingfedora7866

2 жыл бұрын

You. I like you, thank you. :)

@Sadf207

2 жыл бұрын

You too

@m5676

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you :)

Horse story: If OP owns the house, he pays taxes. So, if he can do whatever he wants, why not get rid of EM?

@WinterBoots15

2 жыл бұрын

She ended up doing that but wanted to avoid the conflict I assume

@ansonharley

2 жыл бұрын

Better question why keren/entitle person don't get punished and learn

@Emophiliac2

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps contract law might be a good reason. If you are boarding a horse for someone else, then you have to follow the contract, just like they do.

@jgw5491

2 жыл бұрын

@@Emophiliac2 Yeah, it's probably less fuss to let the lease expire than force the issue early.

Last story: Dad is both lazy AND sexist! Inexcusable!

@jamieemeagi7377

2 жыл бұрын

worded

@divaprincess98

2 жыл бұрын

It’s that classic “traditional gender role” bullshit that boomers love to perpetuate. This is why I hate sitcoms about married people because they all do that shit. The husband is a lazy dumbass with the mentality of a toddler who does nothing but make money, and the wife is basically his second mom. The fact that this 50+ year old man can’t be bothered feeding himself is a prime example of that boomer poison.

Our doggo, woochy is entitled, lol. When she wants attention, she'll whine and bark until she gets pets. She tends to do that when her owner, my friend goes to work, since she has separation anxiety, so anytime he leaves, around 7 am, i have to stay awake so she won't be alone. The worst is late at night, she'll randomly wake me up with her whining. We have a doggy door, so there's no need to be let out. I. Just give her scratches all over, that calms her down. Other than the whining, she's well trained, but isn't dog friendly. She's currently getting training to help with all that. Btw, she's a aussie/collie.

@koalitaforce7091

2 жыл бұрын

what kind of training are you giving to that dog? My dog is afraid of dogs and he starts whining too when I don't play with him.

Can't even make a sandwich? Damn. That guy doesn't even deserve to be a parent.

@voutsider190

2 жыл бұрын

Or a husband for that matter...

@spartangoku7610

2 жыл бұрын

I can make sandwiches.

My favorite stories were rSlash's personal stories 😆 The dog one is super relatable (I'm the same with my cat).

When you told your AOL story and you got to the part where you realized that your mom knew what 69 was it reminded me of my own experience with my mom and that number. When I (female) was a senior in high school my mom came to me and asked me if I knew what 69 was. The first thing I thought was "Is this some kind of a trap?" and "How am I supposed to answer without getting in trouble." I finally sheepishly answered "Yes. Why do you ask?" She told me that she was getting picked on by her co workers because she didn't know what is was and would I please tell her. I briefly thought about it and decided to tell her. I wrote down the number 69 then told her "This is a head and this is a head, any questions?" I'm so glad I don't have daughters because teaching my mom about sex was all I could handle.

RSLASH posting BEFORE 9 o clock!? The balance of the universe is in peril!!!!

@aeonvalley8589

2 жыл бұрын

I know! He posted like 15 minutes early (still pretty late for me haha)

Honestly, I think the only hope for those kids is to be taken away from their Karen mom and be raised by a decent human being who know how to properly function in society.

OP: hey, you're can't use that tube! It's too dangerou- Karen: I DON'T CARE. *proceeds to yeet the tube at OP* Karen: *gets banned for life* Hey karen, maybe you should listen to OP, and not destroy the landscaping? Idk anything about landscaping, but grass and plants sound very expensive.

@boom1038

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine OP going "UNO REVERCE" and you see a flying tube stopping mid air and flying back at the Karen

@gerrard1144

2 жыл бұрын

@@boom1038 now thats OP!

@boom1038

2 жыл бұрын

True very true

@thedarkdragon1437

2 жыл бұрын

especially waterpark grass. let's just say banned for life isn't her only worry

@gerrard1144

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedarkdragon1437 i went to one of my theme parks near my house, the grass there is like super green. I wonder how much maintenance that cost

RSlash and coffee in the morning is literally what I look forward to every single day

"It's too hot outside for my horse" Ma'am you realize horses are native to America yeh?

@mrychards6682

2 жыл бұрын

Horses are not native to North America. They were introduced by Europeans. Escaped horses reproduced and formed the wild horse population in the West.

@Goldenrod6901

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrychards6682 horses first evolved in North America. They then migrated to Asia and Europe during the ice age. Went extinct in North America and were domesticated in Europe. Then later reintroduced back into America. Not trying to be a dick but Google "where did horses originate" or any variation of that and you'll get the same answer. Edit: technically depending how far back you want to go were both right

Karen:"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" Me wearing the Company Uniform:"I can not believe you just said that to a UNIFORMED Employee.."

Horse lady here. Barn politics are insane. When I was 11, my dad bought me a 3 year old barely broke mare, named Gem (she is 14 now, I finished her training and now she has won saddles for her current owner, very proud). When Gem was almost 4, we moved to a boarding facility because my aunt was planning to sell her farm, where I was keeping her. This place, oh god. I missed the red flags. They broke contract and kicked me out with only 5 days notice because "she isn't happy here and deserves to go somewhere better". No, Becky (her real name, crotchety old biotch) I called you out on improper handling of a STRANGLES OUTBREAK. Strangles is an infection in horses that, if left untreated, can and will essentially strangle a horse due to swelling in the neck and throat. It is VERY contagious. This lady also WENT THROUGH MY TACK and screamed at me because I had put my bit on my bridle with it turned the wrong way (it was an o-ring snaffle, I didn't realize it and had only ridden her once, she was acting out and I didn't know it was the bit). Instead of pulling me aside and telling me and showing me, again only a 12 year old, she decided to scream at me. This is the same lady that would "train" her 2 year old APHA gelding by kicking him repeatedly with spurs until he bled. I hated her, I hated her stable, and I'm glad we got kicked out. The last boarding facility I was at had ZERO drama, and it was so amazing. Everyone was so helpful, we would look out for each others horses, bring apples from home or buy big bags of treats for everyone to use, etc. One ladies horse died and a guy there painted a portrait of her mare as a surprise. If/when I buy my own horse, I definitely will consider boarding it there. TL;DR yes horse barn politics are fucking crazy. Keep your nose out of other people's business unless you think they REALLY need help. Don't approach them like an arsehole, though. Horses are already enough of a handful, I don't need Karen freaking out at me because I'm "yanking on his mouth!!" when really I'm just keeping light contact on the bit.

@blaudrachen

2 жыл бұрын

Holy crap so true. There are good barns and bad barns for sure. Thank God my wife's horse is in a good one :-)

LOL the thing with Yugo, I relate. When my Mum comes into my room to play on the Xbox after dinner, Toby, our dog, comes in too. Even though he's only a 20lb terrier, little dude sprawls out like he's a Great Dane 🤣 I won't kick him off the bed, but what I will do is gently shift his butt to the side, so that he's no longer laying sideways or diagonally across the bed & I can also get comfy.

@fnjesusfreak

2 жыл бұрын

My cat sometimes takes over my bed.

@damonsmith9320

2 жыл бұрын

My old French Bulldog did the same thing. He would just sprawl out and pass out, taking up a portion of the bed.

@DeathProductions200

2 жыл бұрын

My husky did this. Now I had (still have) small bed. This dog would lay on the bed right by the pillow. I would get home from work, exhausted, and see this big little goof on my bed staring at me, wagging his tail. I respected that dog enough to know, he is allowed on anything I am, so I wasnt mad. I actually slept with the dog taking over all of my feet room, just to avoid him getting mad at me (dumb I know, but i love animals). Our bond was the strongest out of everyone else in the house. I miss him so much after I moved out. He was my source of happiness and it sucks to look at the floor and not see him waiting for me to pester me at any moment.

Nothing beats eating my birthday cake while watching some rSlash.

@maieen2665

2 жыл бұрын

Happy (belated?) birthday!

I grew up in the same era of "DANGER. INTERNET IS SCARY. USE FAKE NAMES." and coming up with a fake name to use online is how I found out that I'm not cis. Because my "fake name" felt way more right than my real one.

@cypheri1339

2 жыл бұрын

That's a mood. Should have seen my mother freak out the first time she had me email her something and I used one of my "internet email" accounts that had a masculine derivative of the obnoxiously overused given name she cursed me with at birth. Ended up just telling her I used it sometimes because she taught me to be safe online and she shut up.

@sparkedfires

2 жыл бұрын

@@cypheri1339 That's what we call an epic dodge.

RSlash:People will where you're skin as a suit Ennard:Already taken buddy

I do the same with my cat, rSlash, my cat Florence will be on my bed and I’ll just adjust around her. I did this with my elderly cat Cole when he was alive, he’d be right in the middle of my bed and I’d just adjust and find a space where I could. I’m mostly bedridden disabled but I wouldn’t dare move him, he was 17.5 when he passed and I didn’t wanna move him, the old mannie deserved the comfy bed! He’d quite often sit up, wait for me to get into bed, and either lie on my chest or my pillow so he was half on my head and half on the pillow as he loved being really close to me, if he couldn’t get comfy on my head then he’d sit on his pillow which was right next to my pillow, and sit as close to my face as possible. He learnt that I wouldn’t move him no matter where he laid on my bed, because he deserved to have somewhere comfy and he 100% knew I was his human/servant, so yeah, I totally understand lying on a tiny sliver of bed for your pet. Currently Florence is lying on her pillow on the other side of the bed so I actually have plenty room for once!

@WolfgangDoW

2 жыл бұрын

It's illegal to move sleeping cats

I love that second story! It's both an entitled parent story and a malicious compliance story! Those are my favorite stories to hear on this channel.

So, I had this strange moment while listening today. When rSlash mentioned that he is a Millennial and more than likely older than most of his listeners/followers, I realized how quickly my nearly 50 year old ass is becoming a fossil. 😵 I keep forgetting that I’m a lot older than I feel . . .

@fnjesusfreak

2 жыл бұрын

Considering that as of the time I'm writing this a millennial could be as old as 39...

@victorious0001

2 жыл бұрын

Does it hurt?

@Yumi_Jay

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a 29 year old millennial. My sister is 27 millennial and my other sister is a 20 year Gen z. Our parents who are Gen X has a KZread channel they run for their Jeep adventures.

Ok when r/slash said how he let's his dog sleep on his bed. It made me laugh coz thats exactly what I do

@13BGunBunny

2 жыл бұрын

I let my kitties sleep on the bed with me. The only problem is that I have the same issues as rSlash.

@carapearce-smith9705

2 жыл бұрын

@@13BGunBunny yeah I have that problem aswell. Instead of one big dog. I have 2 shih tzus that take up half my side of the bed

Ironically, the Internet was a lot less dangerous back in the days of AOL Instant Messaging

I love this subreddit so much! Thank you RSlash!

The story with the mom telling her kids to move whenever she wanted to sit made me irrationally angry. That’s so rude. How hard is it to so ‘excuse me?’ Honestly. I’m glad she got a taste of her own medicine, though.

@publiusthefederalist6843

2 жыл бұрын

She’s the one being a brat for disrespecting her mom like that in public, she probably doesn’t realize that people aren’t laughing with her, they are uncomfortable being around someone who like a psycho is going to “take revenge” on their mother for something so petty.

@WolfgangDoW

2 жыл бұрын

It's abuse, period She waits until the kid sits then forces them to move It's not the same then OP does it cos of the power dynamic. The mum was abusing her kids as a power trip But tbh OP should just go no contact with the mum if she's that toxic

@florian8599

2 жыл бұрын

@@publiusthefederalist6843 Have you ever heard of the Golden Rule? OP just enacted the consequences. And malicious compliance.

@publiusthefederalist6843

2 жыл бұрын

@@florian8599 I fail to see how embarrassing your mom in front of people is enacting the golden rule. It's literally the opposite of the golden rule. She is treating her mom the opposite of the way she wants to be treated.

@publiusthefederalist6843

2 жыл бұрын

@@WolfgangDoW Her mother bore her for 9 months, fed her, changed her diapers, took her to doctors when she was sick, sacrificed so much of her time, but it's ok to embarrass her publicly because she was upset at her tone of voice when being told to sit somewhere else as a kid. OP is the one being toxic.

Can we just appreciate that rslash has helped us through 2020 and 2021

Now this is something I'd like to listen to

Hugs for Yugo

As a horse rider I'm so happy my family has a area where we can keep our horses in private. God that barn incident seems annoying

BS Parent: "wHeN yOu hAvE yOuR oWn hOuSE..." Me: *rolls eyes so hard i can see my brain* Also me: *feels Hulk-like energy start to accumulate in all of my limbs*

@spartangoku7610

2 жыл бұрын

I know the feeling.

I also lay around my animal (my cat/cats/cats and dogs) I’m normally either pushed down the side of my bed, my beds next to the wall, or I’m hanging half off the bed with the tiniest bit of blanket/doona. I’ve slept with that little bit in freezing cold nights. Love my animals.

Sometimes we need to treat these people like idiots. First story? “I waited in line! You can’t tell me what to do.” “IT. WILL. HURT YOU, if you use that tube. You can do it if you want but I need a signed statement saying that I told you what would happen, and you accept full liability for the injuries you WILL sustain doing it.”

That whole parent speech that "the internet is so dangerous" brought me baaaack. Like this is why I'm still so paranoid about social media.

Crazy horse people? Damn, I thought my aunt was one of a kind.

R/ a true petlover, there are those of us in the cat community that say the same thing about our cats on the bed. Crawling into bed careful not to disturb them place our legs in different position so that the cat can sleep meanwhile we'll just Twisted into a pretzel knot

As soon as Rslash mentioned AOL my brain immediately started recalling the sign on/dial up noise

Saddles and other tack can be anywhere from $300-$2500. If someone started ripping my tack off my horse without my permission they would be getting decked. They're also 1000% right about horse people drama. Good on the owner for drawing a line and kicking out the boarder.

Good Monday morning all. Thanks for the stories rslash. Have a good day everyone.

@user-vp8nr6xt3f

2 жыл бұрын

Good Monday to you too

I listen to these stories to get ready for school and sometimes I feel like most Karen’s are mentally insane

@deadmemes21

2 жыл бұрын

Well, yes. Entitled people are the offspring of those who were hit in the head 100 times in a row. Or in layman’s terms, NOW THAT’S A LOT OF BRAIN DAMAGE!

I accidentally slept through my alarm and I'm super upset about it. Rslash is the only thing keeping me from losing my mind at this point.

when ever my dog is in bed and I'm trying to lay down I just tell her "scooch over" she'll make this huge show of standing up, walking just far enough for me to get in bed, then plopping herself back down all dramatic like. It's one of the many things I miss about her when I'm not home, she's such a drama queen.

My dad is just like the last OP's dad, whenever he's asked to do something he immediately looks to offload in onto someone else, just sits around watching games shows all day and making a nuisance of himself

RSLASH: “ I’m older than most of my listeners “ Me: 😏ahaha ok.

@jgw5491

2 жыл бұрын

I'm old enough to be RSLASH's grandma. 👵😘

@WolfgangDoW

2 жыл бұрын

Assume he's going off the KZread statistics But I'm a millennial too and remember aim, msn messenger, etc

LMAO!!! Your story about arranging your sleep position AROUND Yugo really made me chuckle, lol. I do the same thing. Once Maxy Boy is comfy, then I make myself comfy as not to ruin his spot. We spoil the hell out of our pets. But ya know what?? They have given us absolute joy by being such loyal pals delivering unconditional love, so they get every bit of comfort I can deliver!! The pets are definitely not like spoiled brat kids. The more the pets get spoiled, the more loyal and loving they become. It’s absolutely worth ALL OF IT!! LOL!!! 🐶❤️😎❤️🐶

Bro that's just Hugo wing-manning you into more snuggles with your wife. 20/10 doggo right there rSlash

"I'm a little bit older..." Watches in Gen X...*with reading glasses of course *

I grew up breeding horses in northern Sweden. That stable behaviour is something I've never heard anything about ever... just wow

2:28 “I spit in your general direction!” Monty python nerds unite

Me and my friends waited for a tube ride at cedar point for about an hour and a half. When we got to the top the lifeguard rode down with us. The wait was worth it

Your bed story is kind of like my situation. The difference is that my wife tends to sleep towards the center of the bed in a slightly diagonal orientation. This leaves me with basically just one corner to curl up in. From the horse stories. The guy was probably rich, that is why the “ladies” wanted him.

Ahhh the times where "The Internet is dangerous and there are murderers on there" good times

@ScooterBond1970

2 жыл бұрын

whatchoo talkin bout, I still think this

@cypheri1339

2 жыл бұрын

@@ScooterBond1970 OK Boomer. No, really though. You're just as likely to run into a predator in your day-to-day life as you are on the internet. Just use some common sense about what information you make public and you'll be fine.

@ScooterBond1970

2 жыл бұрын

@@cypheri1339 I do. I share nothing.

Not really an entitled parent story but the babysitting one brought back memories. My mom used to baby sit my cousin mon-fri every summer. One summer was particularly busy at my work so I was working 5-6 days a week sometimes. She had asked me if I could babysit and I asked when. She asked me to babysit the next day and I told her I had to work. She did that quite a lot but she would 100% cancel her plans or take my cousin with her when I couldn't babysit. I used to babysit a lot for her when I had time off or days off so she got into the habit of going out every day and being gone for 4-5 hours. The kid got used to going with my mom all the time so it worked out in the end.

Frankly for that last story, I would have just turned around and given them my hourly rates, NON-NEGOTIABLE.

The year was 2012, grade 7. It was the schools annual field day. Everyone homeroom was going to have a unique colored t shirt and duck tape numbers onto them. So of course when the teacher asks me what number I want I say "69" she was pretty cool so she sighed and let me wear it. I was a legend that day.

I love your content a lot! Makes me happy and I watch almost religiously almost every day 😂

@user-vp8nr6xt3f

2 жыл бұрын

@Ben Azelart 🅥 why?

OMG, RSLASH Your story of your dog sleeping on your side of the bed is hilarious.

It's a grown horse, not a baby. That lady was being ridiculous.

Still got the same AOL account today my dad set up for me over twenty years ago. Love you, dad :)

@Givemeaccount5971

2 жыл бұрын

What does AOL mean

@Yumi_Jay

2 жыл бұрын

American Online was the name of the company that ran the emails. My 73 year old grandmother still has her AOL email.

@mrychards6682

2 жыл бұрын

Have had the same aol address for roughly 26 years. Have a gmail account as well these days.

When Rslash's mom brought up the number/username combo Me: Why am I thinking he used 69? Rslash: *suggested 69* Me: 😂 THE CHAD!!!

That last one, you should draw up a payment contract and make them pay you at least minimum wage per child if they want you to babysit. They cant say you aren't willing to do it but they'll quickly find some other arrangements

I did riding lessons when I was younger (and still often go to the stable to volunteer). We were fully encouraged to smack other kids hands away if they touched our horse or their tack, except certain circumstances (such as a saddle falling off the railing or a horse rearing and needing calmed down). One, the horse needs respect and boundaries. Two, the horse is expensive. Three, the tack is expensive.

Smh Karen, why?

I hope that everyone is having a good Monday!

"I'm a millennial, so I'm a little bit older than probably most of my audience." As a Gen X, you make me feel old...

I was my dad's only child(female) and we bonded just fine over martial arts and hard work ethic. I had more of a relationship with him than my mom. COVID did him in, I was the one that brought it home from work. I had a customer who ignored the rules for laundry. She gave it to me.

The horse story: "I pay to be here, so I can do what I want" might be the *dumbest* argument I've ever heard... try using that anywhere else, and you'll be either escorted out by security or the cops will be called on you for trespassing... the first story comes to mind; pretty sure that Karen had the same mindset.

@Blackdragon99omfg

2 жыл бұрын

Its a bit of a different kettle of fish. IN Australia, to board somewhere with an indoor arena sits around $1200 a month. These contracts include use of facilities/ Sometimes facility use is an extra $400 a year. So there is an actual contract dictating you can use these facilities. these contracts usually don't have full documentation for what happens in the situation of someone coming in AFTER you, or market as first come, first serve. meaning, the first person in there can say "NO" to a second comer within reason. So, the situation is more like, "I signed a contract with you and paid $1600 to be here. I can be here." However, what Karen did is considered bad etiquette. That said, the owner also flexed their authority to get preferential treatment and was working their horse on borderline abusive temperatures, dependent on horse and workout intensity. Welcome to horsy politics.

I miss AIM... That was back when the internet was a place with so much potential, a new frontier. My parents let me have my privacy back then, as they do now, and I was able to use my handle (today's term would be Gamer Tag) without any numbers or anything. I was stoked when I realized that I was unique. Just like everyone else.

@velvety2006

2 жыл бұрын

hell even the government let you have your privacy then 🤣

Based on how many kids the parents in the last story have, they absolutely do not need to add "Special Time" to their schedule.

rSlash, that story you told with putting 69 at the end of your screen name and coming to the realization that your mom knew what 69 referred to reminded me of a story my dad (who is in his 70s) told me. He was a teenager hanging with his friends, talking about hormonally driven things that teen guys talk about, when his grandfather (my great grandfather) came into the room, shaking his head, and said, "you kids these days... act like you INVENTED doggie style." That was a similar moment for my dad. Made me laugh to think of that.

It gets to the point after hearing hundreds of these entitled Karen's that I just assume it's the same person in all the stories because of how very similar their attitudes and personalities are.

I'm 36, so I'm assuming we are close in age. Your AOL story i saw coming a mile away lol

As a worker in a horse boarding farm, i can confirm that horse owners are super entitled sometimes. I’ve met a lot of nice ones, but there are always a few brats. I had one lady with a pony who wrote a MASSIVE list of every little thing that me and the other workers did “wrong” (we did nothing wrong, only what we were supposed to do. That just wasnt enough i guess) when caring for her pony. My boss saw that list, and told her to lower her standards or leave. She left.

Ah good ole AIM. That brings me way, way back. Still remember all the Internet CD's you got from bloody everywhere.

Love your vids

Going off on the horse story, it is amazing how entitled most of the equine community can be and the allowances they expect others to give them. Where I live there are a few stables and paddocks. Also I went to a collage which was an agricultural and countryside management collage. One of their biggest and most popular departments is the equine. As expected, most of the equine students as well as some tutors were stuck up and very bitchy after I had to overhear their dramas when trying to study in what were supposed to be study areas. As for the paddocks I live near, I slowed right down for a horse on the road when out learning to drive with my dad and she shouted f'ing dickhead at me because she lost control of her horse as we passed at about 15 mph. There are some fields which has always had a public right of way and when an elderly farmer owned them, the fields was accessible for all dogs to avoid walking along the path alongside the main road. Now after someone bought one of the fields to put some stables on the land, they made the fields as inaccessible for dogs as much as possible and people have stopped using those fields to walk their dogs.

@Blackdragon99omfg

2 жыл бұрын

Driving past a horse should be 10kph. That's 6MPH. So you were going above double the recommended speed in Australia to go past horses. This is like a predator to a horse, and if you came from behind, even worse. That's not entitlement, that's criticizing unsafe practice. That is your fault in a country setting. As for fields. Dogs hurt horses. Often, accidents that KILL people occur with of leash dogs harassing horses. Alternatively, there are horses like mine, who will BITE a dog that approaches her. Or double barrel it. A horse can kill a dog with a single kick. Some horses will attack and trample the dog, especially a mare with a foal at foot. If those people legally own the land, they aren't entitled, they're making it safe for horses and dogs. It isn't being a dick to protect animals and humans. Would you let us bring dogs onto YOUR property because your yard is nice? Or snakes?

@skyrat3816

2 жыл бұрын

@@Blackdragon99omfg This is in the UK and is common practise and is on the theory to do 15 mph max here. Also they were on the other side of the road and I weren't driving up from behind. This was on a road which is a main route for quarry waggons and other hgv. About the doggo thing, dog nor horse won't be hurt when the dog is on a lead and under control. Yes there are people who are careless by letting their dogs run off lead, but the consideration can still go both ways when there's public access involved and I'm pretty sure there hasn't been any incidents when the people who own the stables were fixing the fencing around the field.

I can relate to the Yugo thing. When I lived with my dad, both of our dogs would sleep in my bed with me on the weekends. They were both small (a Papillion and a Yorkie), so they didn't take up much space. While our Papillion would typically sleep at the foot of my bed, our Yorkie would get comfortable in the middle of my bed, because she knew that when I moved her, that meant she gained free access to my lap. So I would have one dog at the foot of my bed, and this small pupper using my legs as her "self-heating" dog bed. She's spoiled rotten but a total sweetheart ❤

Literally, there are two water parks where I live(one attached to an amusement park). I swear, anytime someone gets the wrong tube or doesn't have one, the opperator literally just sends them back to the bottom to get it, then they have to wait in line again. Where is this mythical place that they will allow you to step aside, and they will bring you the right tube???

funny comment in the whole video: r/Slash: "...I'm a millennial, so I'm a little bit older than probably most of my audience...." LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL I'm definitely NOT most of your audience. Not only am I GEN-X, I missed being a Baby Boomer by only two or three years!!!!

Day 207 of telling him he's making everyone day better

Re: Yugo. They call laying around your pet "Petris"

For the first story OP almost should've allowed her to go down, but at least have a few workers nearby who heard your argument with her. Then if she gets hurt it is her fault and her's alone. She didn't listen to the staff who wanted to keep her safe and she can pay the price. (And the reason for extra staff is to in case she tries to lie to get you fired, but if anything there should be cameras or at least eyes around the pool to see she was using the wrong tube for the ride)