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@ColonialEagle5455

3 жыл бұрын

Hello rslash

@casperartss

3 жыл бұрын

Yessir, I gotcha

@jameslowe4031

3 жыл бұрын

Please do r/dnd stories

@thethe4643

3 жыл бұрын

Do r/slash choosing beggars

@aaa-bq7st

3 жыл бұрын

Done :)

Fun fact, the tree was the Australian Gympie Gympie tree. It has silicon, glass, needles that are coated in its toxin. Gympie Gympie is an old Australian slang word for F**k. So the tree is so dangerous it’s simply named 2 F-bombs back to back.

@takitachibana1267

3 жыл бұрын

Well, now ive heard about this, i need it XD

@paulqueripel3493

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently the toxins are similar to those in spiders and scorpions. www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-54199816

@LuddyFish_

3 жыл бұрын

In one of my environmental science class, we were learning about Gympies, and what they do to protect themselves from predators. But damn, this is the first time I've learnt that Gympie means f-bomb.

@username42080

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't it also called "the suicide plant"?

@dmf1301

3 жыл бұрын

Haha... that’s such a cool useless fact! Cool party talk, lol 😎

The gympie gympie is no joke. My friend’s dad got stung when he went to Australia during vacation. He described the pain as someone pressing a red hot bar of steel against your arm then pouring hot water over the wound while stabbing it with a nail. And that pain lasted for 2 months. Truly terrifying stuff.

@saltyz72

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right.

@igorpachmelniekzakuskov776

2 жыл бұрын

I heard that you need to get the silicone needles surgically removed so you don't want to die every time anything touches the spot.

She seriously wanted him thrown out because she was told colorblindness isn't contagious? Wat?

@nastya0987

3 жыл бұрын

She thought he was lying because she was convinced it is. So she went to get him kicked out. Crazy misinformation huh

@animefan8591

3 жыл бұрын

And the fact the head almost did and would have if not for the old man who revealed to be the former headmaster

@kingdabossboi1976

3 жыл бұрын

That story felt VERY fake

@animefan8591

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingdabossboi1976 maybe maybe not Karens are crazy look at all the antivax people who think vaccines cause autism is it really that hard to believe that one could think that colorblindness is contagious

@Werrf1

3 жыл бұрын

@@animefan8591 Yes, but the retired head who just sat at the back quietly doing his thing while this woman was harassing a student, and only revealed himself at the very end to back up the student's story...yeah, that story sounds fake as hell. Why didn't he intervene sooner? Why didn't the current head immediately ask him what he had seen?

You know the sting from a tree is bad when even animals unalive themselves after getting stung.

With the most painful plant sting in the world, the gympie-gympie plant turned Karen into a wimpy-wimpy.

@noahguez5375

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jameslowe4031

3 жыл бұрын

Please do r/Dndstories

@trou.c0

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds tasty

@rae6878

3 жыл бұрын

That was a painful dad joke, but I respect it.

@pandabear9305

3 жыл бұрын

@@trou.c0 the plant sounds tasty? Lol

Can almost guarantee the triggered people by a t-shirt that says “summon demons” will be the same people who claim “this new generation is full of snowflakes”

@pedromaldonado2826

3 жыл бұрын

Same people that say they aren't homophobic/sexist but are disgusted if they're son DARES wear pink

@darko-man8549

3 жыл бұрын

Pedro Maldonado definitely “I’m not homophobic buuuut.....”

@stanleyyy427

3 жыл бұрын

This generation is full of snowflakes, as are most generations. Karen's are everywhere.

@darko-man8549

3 жыл бұрын

SavvyRose UwU so the boomer generation?

@stanleyyy427

3 жыл бұрын

@@darko-man8549 all generations have their Karens.

The amount of entitlement of people who use the excuse "you'd hit a woman!!!"

@giogio873

3 жыл бұрын

Kazuma approves

@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber

3 жыл бұрын

Hell no. If my daughter (or sister) picks a fight and throws the first punch, I'm gonna laugh at her while I clean up her injuries. Now if the other person is in the wrong, I'm gonna go in swinging twice as hard. In my family, we try not to start fights. But we sure as hell finish them. #IrishPride

@takitachibana1267

3 жыл бұрын

Women :Want to be equal to men. Also woman : I'm gonna assault you, you are NOT allowed to defend yourself!

@derguenter6257

3 жыл бұрын

with the same logic i cant hit a dude just because im taller... Thats bs, you reap what you sow.

@RiptoGakt

3 жыл бұрын

@@takitachibana1267 Me: [assaults "woman" anyways, making damn sure that she's broken beyond comprehension and recognition]

I feel bad for the first child that had an EM, he seemed understanding and genuinely curious to learn what her color blindness was like, rather than make fun of it

I absolutely relate to the first story! I have a vision impairment and, while I can still see well enough to do many things without assistance, I am considered legally blind. When I was about 10 years old, I tried making friends with a girl who lived down the street until her mother came over and told my parents that they didn’t want me around her daughter because they didn’t want her to catch my disease. Yep, you can’t fix stupid!

@clocker918

3 жыл бұрын

Okay for those people think genetic diseases are infectious those people need to be put the frick down before they reproduce cuz I'm pretty sure they already got a genetic disease called stupidity only the thing is they got the worst strain of it so instead they don't even have no brain cells they have negative brain cells

@linabasilisk1955

2 жыл бұрын

@@clocker918 Well, theoretically, every particle has an anti-particle, so...If particle and anti-particle meet, I have been told they both disappear in a puff of gamma rays. Perhaps we need Geiger counters to hunt these nuclear karens.

@erichanastacio9695

2 жыл бұрын

Then don't go near them. You might catch her stupidity.

I like a shirt that has a picture of Stalin that says, "Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."

@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man

3 жыл бұрын

B r u h Lmao

@leetiffee7814

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that’s good

@skeltonslay8er781

3 жыл бұрын

You know, communist jokes aren’t funny Unless everyone gets them

@FrenchToast101

3 жыл бұрын

OHY GOD bro I'm laughing so hard thank you so much this comment is gold 😂😂😂❤

@sunynotsunny2202

3 жыл бұрын

Why is that so funny 😂😂

I'm glad someone stood up. Basically, some older people think they can disrespect anyone but if you "talk back" to them, they said that you need to treat them with respect. I don't understand it. And even though I don't like the shirt, I wouldn't go to that length

@HasufelyArod

Жыл бұрын

Fortunately, their nonsense is dying, just like them.

@allisoncastle

4 ай бұрын

And they say young people are entitled. Unbelievable.

“You bought that shirt as a joke, but it looked like it DID actually summon a demon.” -rSlash Fucking gold, man.

Karen:*i will HIT you* Op: I will defend myself Karen:*GASP* how DARE YOU DEFEND YOURSELF FROM A CRAZY PERSON

Karen "I cAn'T bELieVe YoU'D HiT a WoMAn" op: equal rights, equal fights.

@thetester1158

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not one for violence, but I definitely would slap this lady to shut her up

@jedediahcoulbourne1791

3 жыл бұрын

Equal rights and lefts

@eivind-falk

3 жыл бұрын

These people only want equal rights when it's to their advantage.

@arrivedknight7632

3 жыл бұрын

OP: I believe in gender equality: *Your threats don't scare me*

@taylorrichards5133

3 жыл бұрын

These hands are rated E for everyone

F for the hiker that use the Gympie plant as toilet paper... F mate

@kranberry3318

3 жыл бұрын

F

@itscs1175

3 жыл бұрын

It was a ww2 soldier I believe

@mosseater333

3 жыл бұрын

F

@nikzubyk6396

3 жыл бұрын

F

@coffeegaming9863

3 жыл бұрын

F

My fathers mother(technically my grandma) hated me the moment I was born, as a kid I did everything I could so she would love me. At a family reunion after taking care of her making everything easy for her. While I’m bring her food to her a family member asked about All her grandkids, she talked about her 4 wonderful grandsons I set the food down in front of her they asked “who’s this” to which she said “she nobody”, I just smiled and walked away. That woman hated me and made sure I new it, I was her only granddaughter

@NinjaFlibble

3 жыл бұрын

ever find out why she hated you? (not that there's any excuse to hate someone for no reason--especially family, only that knowing the reason means that there could be a chance to change the opinion)

@peytonmac1131

3 жыл бұрын

@@NinjaFlibble Honestly, while it would satisfy the curiosity, anyone who hates a child like that isn't worth knowing. I wouldn't bother trying to change her opinion not matter the reason, just cut that C-word from your life.

@tylerking1566

3 жыл бұрын

I am so sorry that happen to you. My Dads mom didn't really like me she told me my dad kicked me out bc I was causing him stress so he was drinking more even thought its her fault for him being a drunk before I was even born. Bc she always baby him and got him help for his mental issure so he used alcohol to self Medicaid. Now my grandmother on my moms side was the complete opposite her grandkids are always right and spoiled

@lunam9022

3 жыл бұрын

i'm so sorry you had to put up with that- my father's mother was the same way. she didn't like my mom so she hated me and my brother. i saw her maybe two or three times (and if i tried to talk to her she'd avoid me, i have no idea what her voice sounded like) before she passed away when i was 8.

@AuthorUndertheVoid

3 жыл бұрын

My dad's mother never liked me or any of my siblings because she didn't like my mom and my dad was the least favorite of the family. I don't remember her name and I have never met her.

Anyone else feel dumber after hearing the Entitled Mother in the first story?

@katrinacordina3847

3 жыл бұрын

It actually makes me feel smarter

@danni1650

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I lost some braincells smashing my head on my desk... but I feel like a genius in comparison...

@pearldragon6508

3 жыл бұрын

Billy Maddison has the best quote for that dumbness 🤣 kzread.info/dash/bejne/dmh8w8GRmqbbcZs.html

@RiptoGakt

3 жыл бұрын

@@danni1650 Facepalms tend to be safer in that regard, but yeah I felt part of my brain die inside because of that moron.

@danni1650

3 жыл бұрын

@@RiptoGakt no amount of facepalms will do!! 😂

Top comment: doesn't exist rSlash: fine I'll do it myself

@ZacGames3

3 жыл бұрын

nah you're top now

@dontclickonmyprofilepictur5059

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZacGames3 yeah

@R0Z3G0L6

3 жыл бұрын

No, actually sorry to ruin your fun but rslash's comment has more likes. Sorry. They still do appear first!

@isaacwillowe7489

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@northernlights9533

3 жыл бұрын

Lul

When you replaced the part that says the older gentleman stood up and spoke and instead repeated the part where someone asked OP if she was causing the disturbance, that was REALLY confusing. I had to play it back a few times and then read over it a couple times to realize what it was supposed to be.

@ShadowNinetales

2 жыл бұрын

Bit of an editing whoopsie at that part haha

@lahlybird895

2 жыл бұрын

Can u tell me, I can't read it

Unwanted fact: What you probably think is a horse's "Knee" Is actually their wrist. The bones in their "Forearm" Are like fingers.

@platygetzkillz627

3 жыл бұрын

I just had the most disturbing visual of a horse with 3 foot long fingers in its leg

@homerola2

3 жыл бұрын

@@platygetzkillz627 thing is horses actually have one finger on each limb, and they walk on their fingernails. Make of that what you will

@platygetzkillz627

3 жыл бұрын

@@homerola2 *demonic screaming*

@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber

3 жыл бұрын

And one giant fingernail at the end. That's why horseshoes don't hurt them. - Paramedic here. A&P has always been fascinating.

@BVBGirl-3313

3 жыл бұрын

Its the same with all quadrapeds...thats why people are trying to tell people not to declaw their cats cuz they walk on their finger tips and declawing amputates the tip of their finger and then they want the cat to walk on the amputated finger tips 😣

Last story: she could easily sue that mall for big bucks.

@strawberrysoulforever8336

2 жыл бұрын

I know - "Don't let her get away with putting her hands on me", well, lady, you were the one grabbing her arm and trying to restrain her from leaving the situation. You know how kids are told to ignore and walk away from bullies? Well, that's how bullies react - they don't let you walk away.

@hardcorenativextreme

Жыл бұрын

It has a nice update

@allisoncastle

4 ай бұрын

@@hardcorenativextreme What is it?! 😮

Ah the gympie gympie bush, one of the many “harmless” looking things in Australia that harm ya

@tomlynmathewsjr7514

3 жыл бұрын

Fools. Nothing in Australia is harmless. Expect Koalas. Koalas are chill.

@justsomebassistwithwifi1073

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomlynmathewsjr7514 can’t tell if it’s a joke so woodsh me but sadly koalas are dangerous and they mauled lady and her dog before.

@kattheneeko

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomlynmathewsjr7514 but wait, koalas carry chlamydia :o twas but a ruse

@rightsideupaustralian1252

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomlynmathewsjr7514 Not the drop bears!

@platygetzkillz627

3 жыл бұрын

Even the platypus, which looks cute and adorable at first sight, luring you into a false sense of security, can stab you with venom too strong for painkillers to dull. Like this lady in the story below. Lady: Awwww lookit is a little platy-pus! Awwww look at him the little ankle-boita he so adorable yes you are! Platypus: *adorable confusion* Lady: Now I'm gonna pick you up now! Platypus: *allows himself to be picked up* Lady: Awwww aren't you the cutest little thing in the outback! Platypus: *eyes change from adorable to a demonic glow* Lady: wait wa- AHHH AHHHH SOME OHHH JEEZ OH MY **** OYH OHHH HELPA AHHHHHHH *continues screaming while the platypus rips her to shreds and then steals her wallet*

As an ecologist that works in the North Queensland rainforests, quite often I come across Gympie Gympie and it is the only thing in the rainforest that actually always has me on edge. Unfortunately, 1 day while trying to find some Leaf-tailed Geckos, I managed to brush my shoulder on one. I can tell you now if I didn't always bring duct tape with me because of that tree, I would still be in pain. The pain lasted a week and if I didn't treat it I would have had to use hydrochloric acid to get rid of the venom, but luckily it went away on its own. Always be careful in Australian rainforests but don't be afraid of them, they are quite beautiful and the plant is actually rarer than you think.

Em: I can’t believe you’d hit a woman Me: I can’t believe you call yourself women

@toportime

Жыл бұрын

That comment is highly under rated, pure gold!

"There's a tree that stings people and the pain can last for years." Wait what?

@asmith8692

3 жыл бұрын

And it's in Australia. Which makes sense.

@cultofsmokey530

3 жыл бұрын

@@asmith8692 can confirm

@saltyz72

2 жыл бұрын

@@cultofsmokey530 Yep.

@igorpachmelniekzakuskov776

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't kill you, but you would ceartainly wish it did.

For the entitled grandma wedding story, I truly sympathize with op. My grandmother (I don't refer to her as such anymore around people who know who she is) is a very toxic person, and my parents insisted she got an invitation to my wedding. I allowed it on the condition they understood that after that, I never wanted to see her or talk to her again.

@asmith8692

3 жыл бұрын

I had one of those too. When she died my mom was debating on whether or not to inter her with my grandfather and I asked "do you really want to do that to your father?" Fun fact, my grandfather separated from her when my mom was 15. And authorized my mom and dad's marriage when she was 17 so that she wouldn't have to live with her mother.

@ihatelols

3 жыл бұрын

My grandmother was quite senile and hated children. We were never close and i didn't care when she died, i was like 8 years old or something anyways.

@PeachesDreemurr

3 жыл бұрын

If she was anything like my grandma, I'd say," no, she'll never be invited to anything involving me. She's cancer in human form, and I don't need cancer."

@EditorOfSL

3 жыл бұрын

My grandmother was like that too.

Come on, „Let’s summon demons“ isn’t even that bad!

@wastedviking6280

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we shouldn't be racist towards demons ! :)

@M4S4life

3 жыл бұрын

That shirt is an amazing Halloween shift, 10 of 10.

@shy3884

3 жыл бұрын

I know exactly which ones she’s talking about too. It’s the most famous shirt out of the Steven Rhodes shirts. My favorite one I get stares at a lot for is the “Mommy can we keep him?” shirt with the Cerberus lmao

@alexursu4403

3 жыл бұрын

And then there's Zizai Orangebrush on Instagram.

@cyberdance4578

3 жыл бұрын

@@wastedviking6280 demons is such a harsh word, please refer to them as “mortally challenged” (if you get this reference good for you) 😆

I knew it was the suicide plant when she said the pain last year's. A horse jumped off a cliff after touching it

“Are you possessed?” Yes! With the Halloween Spirit!

I've never heard of the gympie gympie plant before until today. That means I'll be hearing a lot about it randomly in the next several days.

“Love your neighbor as yourself” “but, what if they are a different race?” “Yes, even if they ask stupid questions”

@toportime

Жыл бұрын

No thanks. You have obviously never met some of my neighbors. Maybe you should meet the one that broke into my shed, or the one that tried to barricade me in my home and impersonate the police. I chased both off with a show of force.

Hey, I have a few of those shirts! I’m currently trying to collect the whole set, but my favorite so far is the “Sell Your Soul!” and the kids are running a soul-lemonade stand. Funnily enough, my mom actually politely asked me not to get the “Let’s summon demons” one. She likes the other ones, though

When you realize RSlash gets so many fake entitled parents he’ll never know if somebody messaging him is really entitled.

The grandmother who walked out on the wedding, I sympathise with OP - I too had a grandmother who was capable of incredibly selfish and self-indulgent behaviour... she ended up pretty much dying alone as she had ostracised her family, pissed off her friends, and walked out of her church, all because of petty or imagined grievances that should have been over the same day... when she stopped talking to my mother and me, while I know it upset Mum, it also made both our lives WAY easier...

I can just imagine the stinging plant heard all this and decided “so you have chosen… pain”

I frankly would've gone into my best Pazuzu mode when that woman asked "aRe YoU pOsSeSsEd?" That'd be a halloween she'd never forget once she got past her stroke.

I've gotta stop watching these entitled parent videos. My blood pressure can't take it.

@abrahamthebewildered1448

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, yeah, I'm in the same boat. Kind of stuck in an happy situation for 1 more day, and resorted to binge watching a lot of videos like this to try passing the time, and it's distressing me? They're like the scene of a horrific accident that you don't really want to see, yet just can't look away from.

@kingrabb8001

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannamccarthyh Don’t worry when the aliens come they’ll end it all

@cosmomind7469

3 жыл бұрын

Watch petty revenge it’s just the right amount of satisfaction to lift your spirits without any casualties Ex: football team goes to restaurant, dine and dash, restaurant calls there Grandma’s to make them come back and pay Guy on a plane, kid kicks his seat over and over, parents don’t care, guy goes behind kids seat then starts kicking the kids seat over and over

@abrahamthebewildered1448

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingrabb8001 I look forward to welcoming our tiny, grey overlords.

@fanfictiondreamer7836

3 жыл бұрын

I feel the same way

I know that "let's summon demons" shirt, they sell it at spencer gifts, it's one of those joke shirts that says something awesome but with artwork that looks like old fashioned stock art from the 50's. One of my coworkers has that shirt and wears it every now and then during their shifts (my job allows for any shirt to be worn as long as a different company's logo isn't displayed)

I know that exact 'lets summon demons' shirt the last one is talking about. The design is styled to be 1930's children's book illustration, think Dick and Jane or the hardy boys. It's very low key and very funny

@jamesweekley1087

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen it too. It's harmless and hilarious.

Can someone tell me if I’m considered a “redditor” by watching rslash

@insertchannelname6875

3 жыл бұрын

@@declanrodgers6995 true

@rongimelshtein1866

3 жыл бұрын

Who ever is one to consomé the Reddit has thus joined the Reddit society

@yh3617

3 жыл бұрын

If you think that minecraft good fortnite bad tiktok bad 69 funny area 51 wholesome 100 sneak 100 everybody liked that then yeah... thats a redditor

@laiokima123

3 жыл бұрын

You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of redditor

@hollyolsen945

3 жыл бұрын

@@laiokima123 😆

Colorblindness is contagious! Also Karens: doesn't wear a mask because covid is a hoax

@ThePirateprincess23

Жыл бұрын

Also Karens: playing the victim.

15:40 oh boy, wait till you cover r/iamapieceofsh!t, then you can tell me "there are horrible people in this world"

@dontclickonmyprofilepictur5059

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm

I've never heard it called the Gympie-Gympie plant before, we all just call it the Stinging Tree here (for obvious reasons). When we were doing a guided bush walk, our guide told us that he'd been stung before, and even many years later, when he has a hot shower still gets pain in the area he was stung. Later, a less knowledgable tour guide got a group of high schoolers to sit underneath one and let me tell you, the moment the wind blew and a bunch of leaves went flying toward the group there was screaming as a bunch of teenagers go sprinting through the bush to not get touched by them. Poor kids were just sitting there in complete terror.

"who you think you are?" "well my name is-" "I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE"

Ah yes. Nothing is better than rSlash and birthdays.

@fireballsensei9287

3 жыл бұрын

Oh snap, is it your birthday? Happy birthday, dude.

@jaisetheboss0093

3 жыл бұрын

happy birthday!

@tkon3054

3 жыл бұрын

Well on the 16th it will be rslash birthday

@rikakueroleplay7454

3 жыл бұрын

Happy late birthday!

The wedding story pretty much happened to me too. My uncle's wedding, my grandmother who looks like the sweet granny who could never do wrong, is trying to be the center of attention. my uncle has no idea how much of a manipulative narcissist she is (even though she did send dozens of abusive emails to my uncle's ex wife which likely led to their divorce, idk how he is still obvious) anyway, the Ceremony goes okay I guess and the reception starts. There are HUNDREDS of people there, because my uncle is a wealthy good ol' boy who invited pretty much everyone from his work. So him and his wife have to greet as many of them as possible. So my grandmother (despite spending all day with the woman) gets pissed when the wife walks past my grandmother as she is trying to talk to five people at once. And my grandmother yells (though it was so loud that only my mother heard it) "that fucking bitch!" And throws herself back down in her seat to pout like a child. Me and my mother spend the rest of the night trying to keep my grandmother from ruining the party by constantly putting herself in between my uncle and his wife. To this day, my uncle is still the only one that insists on inviting her to anything.

Me: *looks up gympie gympie plant, sees 'Australia'* Ah. Of course.

@vegasrenie

3 жыл бұрын

I hear you. Not only do all the animals want to kill you, but apparently all the plants do too!

@saltyz72

2 жыл бұрын

@@vegasrenie pretty much

“Colourblindness is contagious.” That’s a sentence I never thought I’d hear from a man reading Reddit posts trying to imitate an annoying woman before.

I have heard other stories of that plant. Apperantly a horse came in contact with one of those gimpy-gimpy plants and threw itself off the nearest cliff. I also heard that some people stung by it need to get restrained and strapped down so they can't kill themselves. The needles Apperantly can stick in your skin for a long time and easily break off, making them hard to remove. The affected area becomes super sensitive to any form of contact, would it be clothing, heat, cold, water, etc. They need to be surgically removed and then it will take some time until the toxin gets weaker. In other words: It is one of the most australian things on the planet.

'Colourblind is contagious' (Evil smirk, imagining I pushed her to a group of people with colour blind) 😈 yeah...

@farhantube7416

3 жыл бұрын

20 years later:Soil is C O N T A G I O U S ! ! !

@takitachibana1267

3 жыл бұрын

I would tell her it's an airborne and very contagious disease and that she will show symptoms soon and there is no cure to it.

@hanikazuha

3 жыл бұрын

@Alexander Steel I'm Indonesian 🙃

@hanikazuha

3 жыл бұрын

@Alexander Steel default setting from my keypad language

Off the jump, if it's the plant I think it is, then I actually feel sorry for a Karen! I wonder if it will hold after hearing the story, but they would have to be downright abhorrent for me to no longer feel sorry for her. Edit: What a lesson to learn. She'll be reminded of it for months or even years. Glad a child didn't come into contact with it. Why the hell don't they have steel fencing around the hellspawn? And the Gympie Gympie as well.

When I saw “Karen suffers most painful sting” I thought it was the bullet ant and not the devil’s version of a tree

Joke of the day: I tried to catch fog yesterday *i mist*

@JustNo420

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you were looking for tumblr, but good one nonetheless xD

@joahnnaibarra2282

3 жыл бұрын

I physically recoiled and painfully laughed with this, congratulations

@lollipop96537

3 жыл бұрын

*chokes* 😂💀

@itz_icy_gaming2930

3 жыл бұрын

*WHEEZE*

@kayhaven4710

3 жыл бұрын

This stung me worst than the gymipie gymipie tree! 😂😂

Hitting an entitled Karen would barely qualify as hitting a woman...

“Grandma, just remember: the relatives you are abusing are also the ones that will choose the retirement home you will be left at.”

To the girl who wore the “Let’s Summon Demons” shirt, you are awesome! I also love Steven Rhodes artwork (the artist behind the shirt you mentioned) and I have several of the shirts designed by him (one of them has girls summoning demonic pie out of an oven with “Easy Bake Coven” written on the shirt) almost for the same reason!

EM: Color blindness is contagious and OP's going to spread it to everyone OP's mom to EM: Were your parents related... you know before they were married?

I’ve never heard of this plant before. Definitely a good thing to watch out for when camping.

My Aus friend told me about the gympie-gympie tree. You can't even stand under it during rain Basically its mother nature's way of giving you the middle finger

Over the years I've seen a number of t-shirts that just weren't my cup of tea. I have had someone freak out over a KISS t-shirt I got from one of their first tours... I was a kid, and I was SO proud of it, but nothing on the level of what this poor girl experienced! My heart goes out to her. Although I am Santa every year (except this year for obvious reasons) I do have my favorite tee that has Rudolph sitting in a comfy chair in front of a warm fireplace reading his book. The caption reads, "The other reindeer USED to laugh and call him names." With eight reindeer heads stuff and mounted above the fireplace. While not very Halloweeny, I would LOVE to surround that racist b**ch with every single joke tee from Halloween, X-mas, and any other rock band tees, for every single holiday for the rest of her life! I swear some people have NO chill.

Rslash: says something remotely similar to a bad word EM to KZread: That’s the one! Throw him out and demonetize his videos!

@bisher69

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah then he gets his viewers to pay for his lifestyle through pattern and then claims they were “banned”

My mom was good at giving hard lessons. I really wanted to pick these pretty flowers as a kid on a walk to my grandma's, but my mom warned not to go near them, and explained what they were. Of course as a 6 year old i didn't listen, ran over and grabbed the stems only to be met with a hot wave of sharp pain in my little fingers. She stood by and watched as i got stung by nettles lmao. When I came back crying she said "that's why we don't touch strange plants, next time you should listen to me" of course they weren't dangerous and the pain lasts only for a few hours, but damn was that a good teaching moment. Now I research and look for native plants as a hobby :) (also my grandma laughed after hearing what happened and gave us some calamine lotion. The flowers were originally for her, but she still appreciated the gesture haha)

Rslash: “I unlock anime to watch on Netflix” Me: Yes you are slowly becoming a weeb and will join us soon

@nikkiofthevalley

3 жыл бұрын

This is the same for furries. Except we say something else. Not saying what it is bc it's really cringy in the furry community.

I love it when I wear my 'Zero fox given' shirt, and see people having to take a second look, as you see them get the pun and then get annoyed. It makes me laugh.

I always learn something new and frightening on this channel. Happy to know I'm not in Australia or Indonesia so I won't get accidentally stung by such a horrific plant xD

I nearly choked laughing with the tree one, just hearing screaming in the background I would have been laughing my head off and gone back just to say “told you not to”

I have that lets summon demons shirt, it's so tame....Where the F does this girl live?! The 19th century?

There is an invasive Hog Weed which grows to the height of a tree and is very, very painful and in extreme cases, death. The results are years of pain and light sensitivity on the skin areas that last a lifetime frim the toxins. Can't imagine what that suicide plant causes in that story. Wow.

@jasonlittle6161

3 жыл бұрын

From what I've heard people say it feels like the stinged area feels like it's on fire or like acid burning the skin, and you can even get stung by the plant if it's dead because the needles never decompose.

@thebombblows1221

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonlittle6161 i mean its called the suicide plany

hey imma be without wifi for some time so happy bday in advance! (nov. 16 I think)

@thatoneguy2059

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man that sucks but at least you made it for this video

@the_onceler21

3 жыл бұрын

This true that his bday is soon

@VoidedBow

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, how did you know my birthday is November 16?

@GlitchChord

3 жыл бұрын

@@VoidedBow he made a video where he said it

@smilinmadman2811

3 жыл бұрын

@@VoidedBow Ha, that my best friends birthday too

The best thing about the Gympie-Gympie is that if you list it alongside all the prank-animals in Australia, people don't believe you about it.

I am 16 and just started working a job at a restaurant a few months ago, this job is wonderful I love my fellow employees. But the people that come out, especially on Sunday’s are the absolute worst, I wish we could yell at them, but alas that’s right so I’m stuck seating entitled people who think they deserve it all.

The shirt’s in hot topic and it’s in a 1950s advertisement style. Dunno if she was in Lush or BBW( the scented soap place)

@myheartismadeofstars

3 жыл бұрын

Since when does Hot Topic sell sex toys? I'm 99% sure the store is Spencers Gifts. We have one in our mall and it DOES sell sex toys!

@shy3884

3 жыл бұрын

@@myheartismadeofstars hot topic and sex toys?? Uhhh Spencers yes but I’ve never heard of hot topic selling them. And you can find the Steven Rhodes shirts at Spencer’s too

@myheartismadeofstars

3 жыл бұрын

@@shy3884 I was talking about Spencer's selling sex toys because hot topic doesn't

my husband has that shirt! I'm the gothy edgy one but i buy him shirts, my boomer conservative mother who is usually a tight wad LOVES IT. I know its because its his shirt, but still, JFC get a sense of humor lady.

@shy3884

3 жыл бұрын

Dude if you love that one you’ll love the whole Steven Rhodes line. I like the “Mommy can we keep him?” And the Pyrokinesis one :)

I heard about that plant even years later the pain is almost as strong as the first day

When I first say the ttle, I thought "Oh bullet ant. That must hurt a ton!" But then I heard rSlash say "with the world's most painful plant" and I was like "Oh no. Ooooooooooh nooooooo. The Gimpy Gimpy plant. That...she's just dead. Or would have been better off dead than to be in that amount of pain for so long. Dang.

For the upcoming Holidays, let's give Gimpy Plants to all Entitled Karens of the world as X-Mas gift...

2:06 That reminds me of a Try Not To Laugh video where someone edited a back pain advert to look like the person caught colour blindness.

The worst thing about the suicide plant is that it looks like a very normal common vine. It only sometimes has fruit that can help identify it.

My mom actually touched that plant. No she's not dead the beard the pain for me to happy. And now she is living a great life. She still feels the pain every now and then, but she is pulling through. God bless.

The first story reminds me of when we asked other kids with glasses to see if we have 6 fingers or not lol...

Hey Rslash! Thanks for another great video. I watch them every morning and share them with my family. When I don't wanna listen to music, I typically turn on one of your playlists. Thank you for all the work and effort you put into these. Please be safe and take care of yourself. And also, give Yugo some pets for me.

I'm colorblind, and stuff like that lady happens all the time, I've gotten very used to having to tell people, "that's not how colorblindness works"

Lady: Calls a stranger a racial slur. Also Lady: Cries when said stranger slaps her. Seriously, what did she THINK would happen? Smh

Fun fact gympy gympy plants are nicknamed the suicide plant because of how bad the pain is

@PrimateProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Umm...yeah...he said that already in the video...several times.🙄

@duckywucky4812

3 жыл бұрын

@@PrimateProductions hadnt watched it yet

@PrimateProductions

3 жыл бұрын

@@duckywucky4812 thats strange...why would you comment before you watch it? Why would you think that he would not have mentioned the one thing that this plant is famous for?

@duckywucky4812

3 жыл бұрын

@@PrimateProductions early comments are most likely to be seen

@PrimateProductions

3 жыл бұрын

@@duckywucky4812 ok so you just wanted attention or something? Why make a statement that is obviously going to be in the video? You just wanted your name to be seen?

Bullet ant? Oh plant.

@thethe4643

3 жыл бұрын

Oh oof

@dontclickonmyprofilepictur5059

3 жыл бұрын

I would have liked it if she got hit by a real bullet

@yourrandomyoutubeperson3704

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontclickonmyprofilepictur5059 actualy its more painful than a bullet ant

Im 100% sure everyone would actually be brought to tears with a gympie plant sting. Many people have been brought to suicide because of it

The bike one.... I remember seeing a video a couple of years ago of a young woman being escorted out of a rock concert. She was saying she was removed for breastfeeding. Turns out, she had an infant, and a two year old, right at the edge of a mosh pit that was getting very active. Not only did she have a small children, and an infant, in a mosh pit at a very loud rock concert, she felt that was the right time to also start breastfeeding her infant. Security immediately removed her, and she tried to record the encounter saying she was being removed for breastfeeding, in which the guard turns to her and says the real reason she was being removed. Now, I’m a woman. But, for some women, the moment they have children, it’s like all common sense seems to go out the window.

I've been waiting for the ping in your server, I'm finally here

New record: 30 seconds

@Mattressduck

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Yup, some people want to learn things the hard way rather than listen to reason from people with knowledge. They lose all rights to complain about their injuries to friends, family and doctors when they were warned directly to not to touch something. It's their funeral.

That story about the grandma reminds me of my own g-ma. I'm waiting to get married until after she's dead. I've seen how she's acted during my sibling/cousins' weddings in addition to any other family gatherings and decided I don't want any of that.

G'day from Aus, though it's 1 am...

@thethe4643

3 жыл бұрын

Yeehaw hi from America 🇺🇸 🤠🦅🗽🚔🚬🔫

@samuelrussell7003

3 жыл бұрын

Bonjour from Syria

@55Slasher

3 жыл бұрын

Hello from Canada

@ihatelols

3 жыл бұрын

4:35 pm in Estonia :D

@albatross3963

3 жыл бұрын

10:16pm China.

The T-shirt story sounds so fake

@iSMILEasAcureForUSal

3 жыл бұрын

So what you’re saying is, you’ve used racial slurs when you were offended by something that had literally nothing to do with you. You caused a scene, embarrassed the people you know that aren’t racist trash, and cried white woman to get someone unjustly arrested because you’re actually satan and can’t handle being given even an iota of what you put out? Cuz that’s what your response sounds like.

@LoonyHalfBlood

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like I'd believe a racist lady for sure following around a black woman and trying to frame her for stealing, but the slap and the shirt kinda take it over the top. Mostly the slap.

@umbrasunbro2142

3 жыл бұрын

@@iSMILEasAcureForUSal what the hell are you even saying...

rSlash, I haven't finished the XYNTHOROS story yet. I'm currently at 10:56 and I have a feeling that you felt this story. I recall you mentioning that your wife is of Asian decent and you have a daughter so I can only imagine how you felt reading this story.

I’ve heard of horses that’ve thrown themselves after being stung by the plant. That thing is no joke.

First

@gummiifruit1351

3 жыл бұрын

Yes you are

@nuclearexplosion5841

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@beanieheid520

3 жыл бұрын

nope

@fartherthanspace4473

3 жыл бұрын

wow who really cares, comment something of value next time

@spaceflightcrewmate1934

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on being first :o

The Gympie Gympie suicide story involved an American soldier stationed in Australia during World War 2, not a hiker. Other than that it's pretty spot on.

Oof. Gimpy gimpy plants are infamous for their horrible pain. The needles are super fragile so the break off easily causing the long-lasting pain of the toxic needles being imbedded in the skin.

The first story reminded me of when I was in 10th grade i had anatomy and we would get a lot of simple assignments where we would have to color each organ a specific color. There was this dude who sat behind me that was colorblind so we would share a set of colored pencils and every couple of minutes he would ask me to pick out a certain color for him (he was like EXTREMELY color blind)