Kicked Out: not only that, but OP should check her credit report every year after this, because if her mother has anything with a record of OP's SS#, she could use it to apply for phone service, credit cards and loans, etc. in OP's name.

@bigjalapeno7061

7 ай бұрын

Yea hopefully her mom can't keep screwing her over

@technicaldifficulties368

7 ай бұрын

You can freeze your credit to prevent anything being taken out in your name.

@MidnightAndLuna

26 күн бұрын

I thought the exact same thing. I would not be surprised if she already ruined OP’s credit.

The last story could easily have been Pro revenge or even malicious compliance. Just forward all of these emails to his work email and carbon copy the general email for the company and make sure to mention that he's using the wrong email address. If his job is an it professional, that will certainly raise some red flags

@It-is-me...Melsie

7 ай бұрын

That story was fun! I sign those scammer emails up for all sorts of things like newsletters, get rich quick schemes, free astrology readngs, etc. It gives me joy to know their inbox will start flooding with annoying emails.

@vernonjackson3435

7 ай бұрын

12 foot flooring samples tho I find that VERY Unlikely as 12 foot samples would cost too much to ship or deliver not to mention being useful in and of themselves, And no companys going to spend lots of money giving away something that someone could use. 12 INCH Flooring samples now, That's a possibility

@richardhandcock

7 ай бұрын

@@vernonjackson3435 It is inches, ' is feet, '' is inches.

@vernonjackson3435

7 ай бұрын

@@richardhandcock The NARRATION Said feet not inches...........................PS When spoken of as a piece at a time it would be 12 foot not feet....................Now if many pieces were sent at the SAME Time............As in two or more pieces then you would say feet, But again sending two or more pieces? NOPE! No companies gonna send that much on an off chance that the reciever would make a purchase

@richardhandcock

7 ай бұрын

@@vernonjackson3435 I know, rSlash goofed. Nobody's gonna send out a 12 foot square floor sample, that's like an entire room lol

Kicked out story: OP should have sold the house for her mom... then kept the money. What is the mom going to do, sue OP? She would have explain why she put it in her daughter's name to begin with. 😈

@alsanova

7 ай бұрын

I am wondering the same!!!

@susangrande8142

7 ай бұрын

Ooh, I like it! I hope OP sees your suggestion! 😈 That would get into the pro revenge category in my mind! 😁

@ditzycup8140

7 ай бұрын

It’s probably better if OP can get away from her mom altogether. Misery loves company, and the best revenge is a life well lived. I hope she gets some peace

@Wolfie713

7 ай бұрын

@@ditzycup8140 If OP were to do what I mentioned, you can bet her mom would eventually go full NC out of spite. LOL

@wickiwo1098

7 ай бұрын

So interesting this. Most likely the tax liens stay with the house. Mom might be transferring that liability to her daughter. Also, just FYI: any gift of cash or property over $18K in 2024 in the U.S. triggers gift taxes for the GIVER (mom). There's a work-around for this but you'd need a lawyer and involve other people to do it. (My family did this years ago to transfer a house to someone.)

Last story: the one time where messing with the IT guy was justified.

@bigjalapeno7061

7 ай бұрын

They're too powerful

Story 2: Oof, the context made everything worse. The mom has a gambling addiction, and rather than get help for it and the grief from the great-grandmother's death, she just takes money from everyone else and then tries to throw any financial burdens at others (even if it is illegal) to avoid consequences. She needs therapy at the least, and prison at the most.

@SkunkApe407

3 ай бұрын

No. Not therapy. Therapy does nothing to change the fact that she committed identity fraud. She needs jail time, period.

Second story, someone in the comments told OP to get copies of her documents (she couldn't get them from her mom) and to freeze her cards but honestly? If she doesn't want her mom in her life, go full nuclear and turn her in to the IRS and get a bit of money out of it for support.

With the e-mail story what the dude should've done when he got the dude's real life address was sign him up for Scientology information. They'll follow you EVERYWHERE. Even if you move to another country they'll track you down and keep mailing you.

@transsnack

7 ай бұрын

It isn't confirmed, but there was a guy I knew who claimed they still found him after he legally changed his name and moved across the country. They're straight up crazy.

@It-is-me...Melsie

7 ай бұрын

Great idea! Or Star of Service - those scammers will inundate his inbox for ever.

@bigjalapeno7061

7 ай бұрын

Lol that would be funny

@amashizaino

7 ай бұрын

Also sign them up for visits from the Mormons and Jehova's witnesses. All you need is once. hehehehe 😈

@davidbonatz1275

6 ай бұрын

That is a level of cruelty that I would not wish on my worst of enemies.

Food thief story, I have one. I was doing an internship in New York and my lunch was going missing. I'm from Jamaica. There's a thing here where many tourist areas water down the food because the tourists can’t handle our seasoning. I had been eating local food while in New York, but I ask the aunt I was staying with to make some homemade dishes to bring to work - spicy curry, jerk chicken, etc. It's good food but really really hot to someone who's not used to it. My lunch stopped going missing after a few days

@SkunkApe407

3 ай бұрын

That wouldn't work in Florida. Lol. Pretty much everyone down here has a favorite Caribbean dish.

That’s a dang good assistant. They think up and do the petty revenge for you~

Story 6: The boss should thank OP for getting the thief fired. Now he can't have an affair at work. That would cause problems extra problems at work.

@lancerevell5979

7 ай бұрын

OP could have told him, "wonder what your wife would think of your sidepiece!?" (Assuming he's married). 😂

The email thing was funny at my work, there was a guy with the same first initial and last name but without an H so when I was hired full time, I started getting his meeting invites. My supervisor didn't think I was funny when I said sure I'm happy to attend the meeting if I get the pay for that position! .... I mostly stopped getting the invites after that, but once in a while it happens again lol

@lancerevell5979

7 ай бұрын

At my IT department, for awhile I kept getting e-mail invites to some other office's big wig meeting. I kept telling them to stop, I was not in their group. No help. Finally one meeting I showed up, got a coffee and donut and sat at the table. Got some weird looks, til one asked me who I was? I told them my name, my department, and that they kept sending me e-mail invites. After I left, I never got another invite. Their coffee and donuts were pretty cheap too. 😊

Story 3: Imagine hogging someone's space, and getting served the same treatment after that, only to have the gall to have a nasty attitude back at the person you aggravated? Talk about not being able to take what you dish out.

@thetruth1223

7 ай бұрын

" How dare you do the same exact same thing I've done to you its not fair"..The jerk..

@dracko158

7 ай бұрын

@@thetruth1223 "You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?!"

@rubyblue444

7 ай бұрын

​@@dracko158😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@analyticalchick3064

7 ай бұрын

Men like to do that shit to women, especially when we look young. I look freakishly young and I've been on the butt end of this sort of treatment for years from randos.

@It-is-me...Melsie

7 ай бұрын

@@analyticalchick3064 So true. I used to have that sort of crap done to me relatively regularly. As I've got older and look so it happens way less. Mind you, the younger I was the more old men would hit on me too. Gross.

I was renting my textbooks for college, and they were shipped to my apartment. Once, the package was sent to the wrong apartment. When I didn’t get the book, I started panicking and called around until I found out they had delivered it to the wrong apartment. I went to the apartment and asked if they received an orange box. The woman said yes, she received it, so I got all excited and asked if I could have it. She said, Oh, I threw that away. And it was in a tone like, duh you idiot, why would I keep something that wasn’t mine. I had to drop the class because I wasn’t going to get a replacement in time.

@lancerevell5979

7 ай бұрын

That was despicable! Text books can be expensive! 😯

@SkunkApe407

3 ай бұрын

​@@lancerevell5979 seeing as how it is illegal to open mail that isn't addressed to you, she likely didn't know it was a textbook.

First story is petty revenge through malicious compliance

i’ve never related to a story more than the second one, i’m in my early 20s and my entire childhood my dad took every cent me and my brother made working as much as we could while also going to school full time. now he’s going through addiction and asks for money every other day. working on rebuilding a relationship, but you really don’t realize how much you let people take you for granted just because they’re your family, specifically your parents. i would never let a stranger take advantage of me like he has and it’s incredibly hard to break out of the guilt tripping and stand up for yourself, proud of OP.

@supernovaspaghetti

7 ай бұрын

OP here! Yeah, I think the kindest thing she ever did for me was kick me out. I don’t think I ever would’ve had the nerve to leave on my own.

@TeasyLove

7 ай бұрын

thank you for sharing! very inspiring :D you're all amazing

4:15 I'm not American, but I've never understood making 18 year olds pay rent to their parents immediately. Like dude You CHOSE to have kids, your kid didn't choose to live with the responsibility of having to work and pay rent for the rest of their lives. Let them save money and learn responsibilities a different way. Let them save money in this hell scape of an economy where living is becoming impossible as it is

@bubblegumsnowdrop

7 ай бұрын

Yeah- I'm not American either and I've always found that a bit weird. Usually the situation of paying "rent" that I see around here is when the kid has a job, and then the parents save the "rent" money and then give it back once the kid moves out. Basically just using it as a lesson to teach how rent works and get used to the idea of it, etc. Although that's also typically when the kid doesn't have school to attend either [if in college I don't see that as often] since if they are in college/university the focus goes there. From what I've heard of the American way of having your kid pay rent though, it's like... actual rent that doesn't get saved, just straight up paid to the parents like a regular landlord, which is WILD to me DX

@StormFreeze

7 ай бұрын

I'm living with my grandpa, and my "rent" is paying the gas and electric bill. I also pay for his medicine. That's by my choice, of course

@thisistherevolt

7 ай бұрын

It's not actually common. But as with anything to do with the US, the loudest, dumbest, and just terrible at life mouth breathers are the ones that get all the attention, which is why you hear about it this way.

@StormFreeze

7 ай бұрын

@thisistherevolt It's sadly more common than you'd think. My own rather was trying to push for me to get a job and pay him rent at 16 and vowed to kick me out, whether I had a place to go or not, at 18. I'm sure it's more common than people would believe in other countries, too. It just depends on how scummy some parents/guardians are

@kaym4856

6 ай бұрын

I delivered 15000 leaflets at 14 and earned £240, I had so many plans...... didn't have a bank account so my mum deposited my cheque and spent it on a weekend partying 😂 she'd also demand £30 of my £35 weekend job wages for 'board' Shitty parents are everywhere. I now have a 17yo who keeps all her earned money and even sometimes will buy her own toiletries.

In addition to signing GMan up for everything OP could find, he should have responded to any important email with a mouth full of curse words, because some people only learn when the lesson is painful. That would fix him.

You can get 12 foot by 12 foot samples of flooring? That would cover an entire room for some people

@marjoriejohnston4905

7 ай бұрын

Must be a typo in inches...

@jellycat9596

7 ай бұрын

12 inches. Rslash clearly didnt know that " means inches not feet which is ' (as 5'5" is 5 foot 5 inches), and didnt use common sense either

@juhokaartoaho

7 ай бұрын

rSlash made a mistake since it was in the story that they were in inches not in feet.

@alexisgrunden1556

7 ай бұрын

Pretty sure he meant 12 _inch_ square samples.

@JamesDavy2009

7 ай бұрын

@@alexisgrunden1556 12-inch square is around the size of a pizza box. Word order and proper punctuation matters especially when talking about a measurement of area vs the width of a square.

story 4: i had a neighbor return a package for redelivery, i preordered the new resident evil 4 for my brother in law for his birthday, the neighbor got it and returned it in the ups box, it took me weeks of calling ups and gamestop to finally figure out where the hell my game was and after a month of waiting i finally just went and bought another copy from walmart. 2 days later it got delivered. soooo annoying.

Last Story: Really well done pettyrevenge, I would say you could've signed him up to receive door-to-door salemans offers (if thats even possible) to annoy him even more. That would be pretty funny.

@PyroRoadScout

7 ай бұрын

I kinda wish OP sent mormons or jehovah witnesses to his door

@transsnack

7 ай бұрын

​@@PyroRoadScout scientologists. They'll follow you to the end of the earth if they even think there's a hint that you might be willing to join up. They'll straight up stalk you. If you sign someone up for their email list or for their news letter, they'll by cursed for life.

@YukoHoon

7 ай бұрын

@@PyroRoadScout I think that would be considered "nuclear" at that point.

@bigjalapeno7061

7 ай бұрын

That would be great

@Danceofmasks

7 ай бұрын

He did misread 12 inch by 12 inch as 12 foot by 12 foot. It would have been an ecological disaster to receive thousands of 144 square foot samples. :P

Wait if the house is in your name, just KEEP the money and never talk to her again

Last story: I'd also sign him up to receive literature from Watchtower, Scientology, etc.

Great video, there is nothing like a perfect marriage or relationship, I learnt that in everything there is always a solution, 5 years ago I and my wife divorced because we were having some difficulties in our marriage but we are back together ,it was a really bad phase but we got through it

@peterwilliams6361

7 ай бұрын

its always difficult to let someone you love go, but in my case I had the help of a spiritual adviser who saved my marriage from collapsing her name is SHELLY RENEE WHITE.

@peterwilliams6361

7 ай бұрын

If you look up Shelly Renee White online, you will find all the information you need. Thank you.

@JamesDavy2009

7 ай бұрын

H.L. Mencken said there's an easy solution to every problem-neat, plausible and wrong.

@cynister7384

7 ай бұрын

Are these all bots?

@AutumnLeafdust

7 ай бұрын

​@@cynister7384Eeeyep, all bots except the commenter above you 💀

So, G-Man has proven that sometimes we can totally mess with the IT guy and get away with it.

The first story is hilarious. I mean, OP and the others were right; the ex-wife didn't specify 😂. The second story, the pillow part was EW but at the same time I like it 😂. Third story; what goes around comes around. Fourth story; I agree, the neighbor started it, not OP. All the neighbor could've done was contact OP. Fifth story; disgusting but hilarious 😂. And the ghost pepper story is awesome. Final story; holy shit! that was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂

For that last story, im amazed that the IT guy pulled this shit. Like there's so much sensitive stuff that can fall into a spam email account. If you do use a second email as an extra filter, why wouldn't you make sure it's one that you have access to? I shudder to think what could happen beyond getting signed up for every mailing list under the sun. This dude deserved everything that came his way just for his sheer hubris and idiocy.

OP from story two should just have the house put into her name then move in. What's her mother gonna do, kick her out? It's not in her name anymore.

If her mum is so dumb as to GIFT the house to the daughter the daughter doesn't have to pay a penny of her mum's taxes only the taxes on selling the home . CUT AND RUN GIRL

@jowanmay6358

7 ай бұрын

If she tried to help her mum in any way with the house yes its a shitty irs situation

There are exactly three people in the entire world that have the exact same spelling for my first and last name. Two of us are highly educated (I've never talked to the third.). The one was a professor at a community college (I'm pretty sure he is retired now.). This happened before all the colleges and universities had their big fancy student/faculty portals. About three times a semester, I would be sent a student's paper via email to my backup/retrieve password/emergency email account. The student would try to make the deadline for turning in the paper just under the wire. I would open up their paper, correct all of their mistakes (well, highlight them), save it, and email it back to the student telling them that while I appreciate their effort, your professor and I have talked, and he doesn't accept late papers. (Most undergraduates write really, really terrible papers.)

@wingracer1614

7 ай бұрын

There are at least two other people with my exact same (somewhat unusual) name. I used to be able to google my name and while their wasn't much stuff that came up, everything that did was actually about me, which was kinda cool. Now there is some small time singer songwriter that absolutely dominates the google results and once you get through all of his stuff, there's some lower level soccer player in Europe

@lancerevell5979

7 ай бұрын

There is another guy here in my town with my same middle and last names, we both go by our middle names. He is about ten years younger than me, and at one time lived in an old house my family owned years before. My last supervisor bought that house! He and I even had the same obstetrician growing up. Somehow in all these decades (I'm 66 now) we have never actually met. 😅

Spam Dump: What's his problem? He could've just accepted that he sent the email to the wrong place and correct his mistake, but no he decided to be a tosspot and load OP's inbox with a Mt. Everest of spam email.

@lancerevell5979

7 ай бұрын

And eventually HE got the avalanche! 😂

BO story: Vinegar is the answer. When washing add vinegar to your rinse cycle instead of fabric softener. It may take a few washes but it works. White vinegar The friend also needs ACV diluted with water in small quantities daily. Good with honey too. These really work. your clothes will be softer and your skin healthier.

@JamesDavy2009

7 ай бұрын

I heard lemon juice can get rid of the smell of decomposition.

@lancerevell5979

7 ай бұрын

I also use vinegar cleaner for dish washing. Works great, the smell is gone in minutes. 😊

Also, I guarantee you his name and physical address was placed on a sales list for every flooring company in that City LOL so, at least that was the gift that kept on giving

I might have gone to the guy's house to confront him in that last story. Not do anything violent or threatening, just there like "hey man, you should really stop using my email for spam, one of the emails had your home address on it," and just walk away.

Hey, this is OP from the 2nd story. One of my old childhood friends found me from this video so THANK YOU RSLASH!!!

To those of you who keep saying, "OP should have just sold the house and kept the money," the trend of house flipping years ago caused lawmakers in many places to pass rules against just that. In these places, if you don't own the place for five years or so before reselling it, the extra fees can make the process more hassle than it's worth.

@technicaldifficulties368

7 ай бұрын

If he's in the US he will also lose a lot of incentives for first time home buyers.

If OP didn't get a raise for a his outstanding revenge then he should have at least got some PTO

First story: why did OP take it upon himself to aggravate the boss' ex?

Story 2:What a poor excuse of a human mother

That poor pillow! 😂

Morning r/slash fans!

@BananaArt5803

7 ай бұрын

Morning!

@Nixxinity

7 ай бұрын

Good Morning!

@readjordan2257

7 ай бұрын

晚上好

@KChxsxn

7 ай бұрын

It's the afternoon for me, but good morning to you ✌️

@legendbusters1882

7 ай бұрын

Howdy!!

I read an office food thief story once in which OP added extreme spice. This thief had asthma and the spice triggered a severe attack. They needed emergency medical assistance. OP felt bad about triggering the asthma attack, but the thefts stopped.

@lancerevell5979

7 ай бұрын

And there's a reddit story of a food thief who has serious food allergies but still steals others' food. Once had to be hospitalized for eating something that triggered her allergy. She tried to get the OP in trouble! 🤨

nothing like watchng rslash while eating a meal

My daughter's roommate was eating all her food, despite their agreement being they'd buy their own. So I bought a mini fridge for her and put a key lock on her bedroom.

Story 2 - Oh, taxes on selling a house are MUCH less than the taxes you get for being given a LUMP sum payment. OP at that point is effectively acting as the agent in order to sell the house, even if OP goes to a licensed agent in order to do it. Therefore when OP gives the money to her mother she simply states its for SELLING the house that the mother transfered into her name in order to avoid paying the taxes on doing so. The mother is also trying to hide her assets by doing so. So when OP goes and transfers the money to her mother she puts in that line that asks the reason "Selling house as asked to do so. This is NOT a gift." PS: OP could also have taken out their 'fees' for selling the house and as someone said below, what's hte mother going to do, sue for the rest of the money.

Food thief-Ghost peppers story: Anyone suprised that a food thief has no problem having an affair with her boss? The lack of integrity and love for theft goes from food to a married man. No one should be surprised if she becomes a shoplifter or car jacker now that she is unemployed.

@lancerevell5979

7 ай бұрын

If the boss is married, I'd notify his wife of his sidepiece. Then watch the fireworks show. 😅

Omg the friend with the BO, what a champ! I love that OP just accepts that about her. OP is obviously kind about it since the friend wasnt offended at all by her silent request.

Story 1:Ex got uno reverse carded,lol

Spam dump story.... "Two can play this game"! 😂

The samples were 12 inches by 12 inches, that was not by the foot.

TLDR of the first story. If you're gonna be petty, go big or go home

There's a website where you have to pay money but you can have poop delivered to someones houes with a note. You got to write something like "hey g man stop using my email address as your personal spam dump. Some of that stuff's not actually spam"

The food one reminds me of the show The Ultimate Fighter, guys competing to get into the UFC. They had strict rules that you couldn't take/tamper other people's food. One guy kept having his fruit stolen and his sushi, so when he got back from training his food was gone. It arrived in the morning and they were second shift in the gym. So he took petty revenge by messing with his own food. He urinated in his fruit bowl and "finished" on his sushi. The guys were not happy to find out later that night.

PLEASE THE FLOORING SAMPLE ONE WAS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭

The one problem with the last story is that if the guy ever moves, the new owner will have to deal with the fallout.

Imagine if the roommate in the food stealer story had a spit fetish

That porch package thing was rough. I have had some drama with neighbors and knocking on their door and giving their package has actually squashed it and turned enemy to friend… but… my neighbors who were drama did the same for me… if one did that crap that op’s neighbor did, I don’t know how I would react lol

in those storys with an gambling addict im always waiting for: and then mom hit big, we became millionairs and everyone lived happily ever after

@lancerevell5979

7 ай бұрын

I'd bet the Mom would take the money and vanish. And lose it all within the next year gambling. 🤨

@supernovaspaghetti

4 ай бұрын

Hey, this is OP from story 2! There was one time where my mother won about 10k and for about 2-3 days she went on and on about how this was going to start us on the right path and get us out of his hole and yada yada. Then she went back and blew all of it again. Sometimes they do hit big(ish in my case), but they will never live happily ever after.

After listening to the 2nd story; it makes me wish that anyone who turns 17-18 are in contact with a financial lawyer or some institution that helps not only ensure, but catches someone using their name for either bad credit/fruad/and or tax evasion, because there are more and more stories of bad parents using their newly minted adult children like this...

Story 1: My dumb ass thinking op would cut the things on the list literally in half😂

“Carpet bombed”. I’m dying!! Lol

Last story: rSlash: Never mess with the IT guy. OP: Bet!

Yknow, I just flew in on AA form OKC to DFW to CO. On my flight from DTF to CO, some guy behind me took his shoes off and kept monkey toe grabbing my legs (major ew). I wear western boots. Nothing gave be satisfaction more than stepping on his foot. Left me alone the last hour of my 2 hr flight hehe

That pun at the end was worth it.

It doesn't make any sense to me but I heard that tampering with your own food to intentionally hurt someone else is illegal. So basically if you put hot sauce in your food knowing someone else is going to eat it or knowing that they're allergic to something that you put in there that's supposedly illegal. I'm not a lawyer though.

@lancerevell5979

7 ай бұрын

But if you are a chili-head and can eat it, in front of the boss, you van get away with it. Strong laxative would be a different matter. Funny but dangerous.

First story: petty revenge with a fun dose of malicious compliance!

#4 I live in a similar situation, picture two mirrored yet otherwise identical buildings surrounding a courtyard, one is building is 515, the other 516. The guy that lives in my counterpart unit in the other building is a package thief and any time my stuff gets delivered to his place (which is obvious since my door's hinge is on the left, his is on the right) he just keeps it. So when his packages started winding up on my doorstep, I took the opportunity to give him my garbage. Anything non-personally identifable: packaging, used kleenex, chunks of shit from the litterbox, etc. Packing tape comes off relatively easily with a hair dryer and a bit of time. Take the goodies out, fill the box back up with garbage, and then finish the delivery. He can't do anything about it legally without outing himself. He tried to get slick by screwing in one of those light-bulb cameras but I just stole that too lol. I have it screwed into a desk lamp that is pointed at a post-it of a middle finger on the wall, just so if he ever tunes in to its frequency he knows it's still active.

Sorry to point this out but 12"x12" is 12 inches by 12 inches. Not 12 feet by 12 feet. That would be 12'x12'.

@stevenscott2718

7 ай бұрын

I was thinking hell where are these free samples i need to do my bedroom.

@JamesDavy2009

7 ай бұрын

If you have lots of 12' square tiles you can tile an entire gridiron field.

Story 4:Of course,the true jerks in this story are the delivary pepole who messed up the delivary address

@JamesDavy2009

7 ай бұрын

I guess verifying the right address takes too much time for those smooth brains?

@lancerevell5979

7 ай бұрын

I occasionally get a neighbor's package delivered to me. I call them to come pick it up, no problem. Being disabled and homebound, I cant't take it to them. Works for us. 😊

Maybe I'm dumb or I missed it but why would G Man keep using the OPs email for legit emails? The OP warned him that they were using the wrong email address so even if they wanted to be a butthole with spam, why use that email for things you actually do need?

2nd story: At least OP's friend has a sense of humor about her own BO.

Story 1 sounds like malicious compliance.

That's honestly a great idea for a thieving roommate! My ex roommate stole my wine while I was home for a weekend and didn't close the bottle all the way when she put it back in my drawer. I came back to campus to a fruit fly infestation and had to clean it myself and I didn't even get any of my wine, she drank 2/3 of the bottle and the rest was full of flies. I got a lock for my door and booby trapped it with a face mask and personal alarm (pull the pin and it makes a god awful screech). Never had any alcohol stolen after that 😈

@bigjalapeno7061

7 ай бұрын

Damn that must've been rough. Bugs and no wine

@JamesDavy2009

7 ай бұрын

Fruit flies are no joke, especially in my homeland.

Funny enough if he got enough 12ft floor samples in similar design/color he could refloor a room if desired 😂

Need my daily rslash while driving for work 😊

For what its worth....I REALLY MISS PUPPY BLOOPERS!

When I was 16. My mother had her own business and it was massively successful, but one day, we went broke. She had a serious gambling addiction, drug addiction, and loves to impulse buy very expensive things. So we went broke. Lost the house, and were on the verge of homelessness. At this time, I had an older brother in jail for literal murder, and a younger brother who couldn’t stay at a school for more than a week before being expelled. My grandpa made us each trust funds that were like 25,000 dollars and couldn’t be touched til we were 21. However, I don’t know how, but my mother stole mine, instead of taking any of my brothers, and her excuse? “it doesn’t matter. They’ll live long enough to use theirs”

The package thief story reminds me of a neighbor I had.. our streets were haile and hazel and packaged were delivered wrong a lot same number different steet(brand new place when I started renting). I brought them there items and mail 5x at least and yet never got anything from them, even grabbed my packages from there step twice when I got notified of delivery. They never once brought my stuff, always just returned to sender. I started just returning to sender on everything And sometimes I'd sit on it for 2 weeks before returning. It's called being a nice person. Always he was a Dr. Of some sort. Everything always came labeled Dr this or Dr Mrs that. I was a college student....what a piece of crap adult who is apparently some form of Dr

that pun at the end was golden

The number of people who want rSlash to always end the videos with a pun =====>

For the house selling story couldn't op just sell the house and keep the money.

Fuq that, put the house in my name? I'm not selling it, Mom you are now being evicted!

Frankworth2010's story broke me with laughter. Why would you flash your spicy mouth with water instead of milk or soda? That just makes the burn worse!

@Robin93k

6 ай бұрын

Obviously because people that aren't accustomed to spicy food, aren't accustomed to spicy food. Like how ignorant do you have to be to believe that everyone should know how to handle spicy food... You're a disgrace for all chiliheads.

You know, people sometimes say "I hate your guts" but I've never heard anyone say "I like your guts"

@JamesDavy2009

7 ай бұрын

People do say that when they're shown some intestinal fortitude.

The first one was also a fine case of malicious compliace 😈

I feel like the grandmother, knowing her daughter, left her inheritance for the granddaughter, and the mother is trying to trick daughter by saying that she would right it in her name, so she would fool the daughter into selling her own property and gave her the money, she's a genius if that's the case.

Omg that same exact thing happened with my email address! I live in Australia and the first one I ever got was for an appointment for a cancer screen with the NHS. I was like holy shit, she needs this. So I replied and the NHS person said thanks. But then, she booked a driving trip around Scotland. I got all her booking confirmations! I called Scotland three times trying to sort it out. Eventually something worked because I don't get them anymore.

watching r/slash in bed last night, my boyfriend says "wow you really like this guy" i have these videos playing constantly😂

Floored. That's so corny. DO IT AGAIN 😂

I love starting my day with this guy!!!!

What is good for the goose is good for the gander

I hope OP signed G-man up for the Church of Scientology in the last story, that's a great way to ruin someone's life.

G-man story: Thousands of mailing lists and flooring samples, waiting for just the right piece of spam to yield a name or address, spanning over years (and still going)... that's pro-revenge.

I wish you can see me reacting to all your dry jokes. You'd be floored too

First one sounded familliar to me for some reason. Was it in a past video?

It always annoys the crap outta me when women cheat on their successful husbands, and then get half their stuff because of it. They're basically being rewarded for their infidelity

@lancerevell5979

7 ай бұрын

Which is why many prenups include a provision where infidelity means losing any right to the other's stuff, money, car, house, etc. Just good common sense. 😊

story 1: *chefs kiss* beautiful, if that story is real its the kind of glorious pettiness that everyone can enjoy, apart from the ex-wife

Roommate food. theif story: in this instance, I get spitting in and licking your own food. Its quite effective and doing it in front of them ensures they see you do it so theyll steal your food at their own risk at that point. However growing up, my moms husband was super effing abusive and used to do this sort of thing in front of us all when we were kids in order to keep us out of all the food in the fridge. He would do it to anything and everything he wanted to keep for himself. Then would have the utter audacity to try and make us cook or make the same food he'd spit in and serve him. Needless to say I was quite the "rebelious kid" while living with him, and the most shameful part of all of it is that my mom is still with this man and serving his lazy ass to this day. Super gross.

Story One is giving Malicious Amiliea Bedilia

I once got an email regarding an apple account. I don't own ANYTHING apple. I contacted them, told them wrong mail address. They told me they can't do anything. So I logged onto the apple account, changed the password to a jumbled mess of anything and left it at that.

Tell your mom OK. Sell the house in your name, move out and keep all of the money. Give her just enough to put in her account to cover the taxes and never speak to her again.

@stevenscott2718

7 ай бұрын

by the sounds of it if she gave her enough to cover the taxes she might still be out of pocket afterwards