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r/Entitledparents Insane Woman DRIVES HER CAR INTO A STORE!
r/Entitledparents In today's story, an entitled mother's kid submits a drawing to a local store for a contest. The store loses the kid's submission, the mother flips out and actually DRIVES HER CAR INTO THE STORE! Yes, literally INTO the store, where people were shopping. This came from a news story, so there's actual video footage of her rampage! If you like this video, subscribe for more Reddit content!
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OP: "He was declared legally dead 3 times that night" Also OP: "He got better" The delivery of this is just perfect.
@LeannahW
3 жыл бұрын
lmao my mom legally died when she was 13 and it took the ambulance 20 minutes to get there because someone had stolen the street signs (don't ask, that's another story). My grandma thankfully knew first aid and kept her heart beating somehow. Whenever I tell the story or my mom does someone asks if she made it and it's like "....no, she's obviously dead right now"?
@AquamarineMemories
3 жыл бұрын
@@LeannahW Ok kiiinda understandable if you tell it (pushing it a little) but when *she* tells her own story and they ask her to her face if 'she made it' rofl that's ..that's gotta be embarrassing XD
@LeannahW
3 жыл бұрын
@@AquamarineMemories yeah I can kind of understand but I'm always like "Well, she was 13, and she didn't give birth to me until she was 27 so yeah she survived"
@AP-gk6se
3 жыл бұрын
the thing is declaring someone dead is when you see in shows and movies when the doc says "ok i am calling it, time of death 0300" that is declaring someone is dead. So unless they spontaneously came back to life (possible but not probably) they weren't "declared" dead. Now if they flatline you can say they are legally dead but not declared the staff probably still pushed drugs and did cpr to bring them back each time.
@fr0stra1d
3 жыл бұрын
OK HOW DO YOU DIE 3 TIMES AND GET BETTER?!?!?!?
"My friend was legally declared dead 3 times that night. He got better." What is this, Monty Python?
@lpggaming317
3 жыл бұрын
what does leagally dead mean in the usa ?
@stonetimekeeper
3 жыл бұрын
@@lpggaming317 it means that you have suffered the "cessation of all functions of the brain." Essentially, the law calls you dead.
@oxymoronic-bydefintion8381
3 жыл бұрын
My dad has heart problems and he was in the hospital over Christmas with a broken heart valve. His heart stopped for around 2 minutes and he was offical declared dead before being revived by a revibertater. So if your heart or brain stops for any period of time you can be considered dead even if you can be saved for the sake of if you do die, they have an accurate time of death. Edit: don't worry this was a few years ago and he's fine
@jonathantadlock-stein2023
3 жыл бұрын
@@oxymoronic-bydefintion8381 your dad is a zombie, please tell me he uses this to make jokes?
@DDLAFFEY724
3 жыл бұрын
A blessing. A blessing from the lord
When I told my mom I was asexual/aromantic her only response was "oh so no two legged grandkids." That was almost 6 years ago and I still laugh.
@marywebb_22
3 жыл бұрын
That’s actually really wholesome 🥺
@paintedpony2935
3 жыл бұрын
Your mom sounds great. Congrats.
@timehunter9467
2 жыл бұрын
Your mum is awesome.
@Bobplushie666
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it Could someone explain the joke?
@katherineknapp6604
2 жыл бұрын
😊
When you've been declared legally dead multiple times over the course of twelve hours, someone up there really wants you alive.
Personal trainer story: sounds like she’s having an affair with him.
@alfigamer655
3 жыл бұрын
Agree 1005% i thought that too xD
@The_Dark_One784
3 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the exact same thing
@danni1650
3 жыл бұрын
It would explain why the trainer was so unconcerned... I'm sure he wouldn't care if a client cancelled a gym session
@radhiadeedou8286
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought
@sonofsparda9739
3 жыл бұрын
That’s what I thought
Wow. If I were the kid of the mom who pretty much decided her workout was more important than her child getting to the hospital in time and not dying, I would move out and cut ties. I feel like ignoring your child’s medical emergency is how you get CPS called on you at best.
@aliciacordero7436
3 жыл бұрын
I was honestly hoping for the neighbor to call CPS. I would've.
@WindrunnerB4
3 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t her training, she wanted an excuse to not care for her child.
@WindrunnerB4
3 жыл бұрын
@@420mralucard yes
@bodaciousdoggo8971
3 жыл бұрын
Her “workout”
@NinjaFlibble
3 жыл бұрын
@@420mralucard that IS still a workout, though XD
"Time to fix your homosexuality" "Mom... i'm Asexual, that means i'm holier than thou, literally." "HOW DARE YOU!?"
@UmbraDaiwrfol
3 жыл бұрын
I'am Aro/ace and i f*cking love you
@ayylmao6659
3 жыл бұрын
The “holier than thou” had me 😂😂😂
@bostonrailfan2427
2 жыл бұрын
…damnit, you’re right. it’s the closest any christian can get to that whack job…i mean apostle…in regards to abstaining from sin! and yeah, he was a whack job. a lot of the hardcore christian values stem from his views and not actually Jesus!
@bostonrailfan2427
2 жыл бұрын
@@UmbraDaiwrfol i don’t understand it but i’ll be damned if you folks aren’t going about things without affecting or upsetting anyone. you’re the most drama-free people out there, it’s everyone else who’s dramatic and take issue with you
@PunakiviAddikti
2 жыл бұрын
@@bostonrailfan2427 Yeah they're usually cool and chill, except when people throw slurs at them.
If I was declared dead THREE times and then got better, I would go get a lottery ticket. Your friend is VERY lucky
@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821
Жыл бұрын
wrong. he has used up his luck
ngl I think that Karen just got GTA 6 early and got confused whether she was actually driving irl
@ugangaknuckle3813
3 жыл бұрын
wait i think i saw your comment on another channel
@wafflebean9828
3 жыл бұрын
XD
@Ixmore
3 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, driving a repossessed car into a window of a car dealership is part of one of the missions of GTAV
@MattTheCommenter
3 жыл бұрын
@@ugangaknuckle3813 I'm a commenter thats why. I wonder why your name is a dead meme from 2017? I feel like its just to trigger people
@JRaw115
3 жыл бұрын
@@MattTheCommenter Wait... I think I saw you in a poofesure video
Sign: "DANGER! DO NOT EAT!!" EM and EB: *Eats them anyway* *They vomit* Also EM: *Surprised Vomiting Pikachu Face* I'm surprised she didn't accuse OP of "pOiSoNiNg hEr cHiLd".
@firebladeentertainment5739
3 жыл бұрын
pretty sure she would have if op didnt point out the sign, giving all proof needed to stop a lawsuit from her and making her look UTTERLY stupid and poisoned.
@jamessoley1924
3 жыл бұрын
Yes natural selection
@janet6421
3 жыл бұрын
@@jamessoley1924 What grown idiot eats berries that they can't recognize? I understand a child seeing the pretty berries and eating a few but there was a sign with a F-ing skull and crossbones. They were lucky they didn't mistake deadly nightshade for blueberries.
@WolfyFancyLads
3 жыл бұрын
I think she attempted to but was too busy trying not to blow chunks that she could only manage a small tantrum. :P
@SailorMya
3 жыл бұрын
She couldn't say it because of the vomit in her mouth! lol
Store: *Sorry ma’am we lost your child’s drawing* Karen: *GTA5 in a nutshell*
@mintychustarclan7381
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
"toxic people eat toxic barries sounds about right to me" Me: Just straight up laughing
@-castus-
3 жыл бұрын
Your occ is soooo cute!
@nixter5849
3 жыл бұрын
@@-castus- thank you
@buzzyboi1037
3 жыл бұрын
Seems legit I suppose
@soysaucepng5767
2 жыл бұрын
Do $hit people eat $hit?
@nixter5849
2 жыл бұрын
@@soysaucepng5767 they do.
"you didn't have to make her cry" "Well Karen, she didn't have to make me wait 6.5 hours, but here we are~"
@fusssel7178
3 жыл бұрын
but i at least have to defend all the boomers I know after what rslash said. Every boomer I know would have scolded her for not being on time. It is common knowledge for every age-group I know to be 15 minutes early to an appointment and wait. Well except for people born after 2005. At least in my experience those are late most of the time...
@shrimp1429
3 жыл бұрын
@@fusssel7178 By defending an age group then going after another you've done nothing but show you're a hypocrite. And of course SOME people born after 2005 will be late to things, they're literally 15 and under.
Sign: **says the berries are poisonous to humans** Karen: That sign can't stop me because I can't read!
@anurglingwithinternetacess4622
3 жыл бұрын
lol nurgle will kill her eventually
@anurglingwithinternetacess4622
3 жыл бұрын
over her stupidity
@AreguIaruser
3 жыл бұрын
"I cant read there is letters in the way!" -Scout
@sirreepicheeprules7443
3 жыл бұрын
She doesn't care to read, just like all the people who ask where item X is at the grocery store when there's signs hanging overhead that can show where 90% of your items are.
@verymediocreperson6554
3 жыл бұрын
If those Karens could read they’d be very upset
As a boomer I have never in my life heard that statement about walking in demanding a job, refusing to leave until hired. I have though heard of kids refusing to take responsibility for their actions, kids of all generations.
@mytsukey
3 жыл бұрын
I think they were referencing the advice some boomers give of "call them or show up there every day asking about the job until you get it"
@LeSarthois
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, my parents and grand -parents tell me they was a time (from the late 50's to the 70's) where you could basically quit any job in the morning and get a new one by midday. He recall a colleague of him saying that when he applied for the job, he didn't had the qualifications but he got hired anyway because him and the recruiter spend one hour talking about soccer. (okay that one might still happen today). And not quite a boomer but certainly the mindset of either entitled people or people that never had to hunt for a job, Emmanuel Macron (yes, the President of France) declared in public "If you really want a job, you just walk across the street".
Poor teen girl in the berry story. She had to deal with these jerks every day.
Rslash finally got his footage he’d always wanted, he didn’t even half to pay you for it!
@GabbieTheFox
3 жыл бұрын
r/boneappletea
@Jesus_Offical
3 жыл бұрын
@@GabbieTheFox mood
@galfinsp7216
3 жыл бұрын
@@GabbieTheFox what’s that about?
@calebalmeida3474
3 жыл бұрын
@@galfinsp7216 it’s a subreddit where people can’t spell
@ked49
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jesus_Offical Jesus hi
When it comes to berries or other plants I like to follow this rule: if you're not 100% sure what the berry/plant is or cannot properly identify it- DO NOT TOUCH IT let alone eat it.
@damekkoDark
3 жыл бұрын
ikr learned it as really young kid too, even entitled kid supposed to know it by now, since hes like 8
@2verysnowyyy
3 жыл бұрын
And if you identify a plant but don’t know anything but what it looks like and it’s name don’t eat it
@janet6421
3 жыл бұрын
@@2verysnowyyy My son learned this lesson at the age of 4.5 when he ate dogwood berries at daycare. Not poisonous but caused stomach cramps. I think I was about 5-6 when I ate 2 holy berries before my dad stopped me. I got stomach cramps and didn't do that again.
@yunogasai3350
3 жыл бұрын
I'd say patch test before you try it!
@janet6421
3 жыл бұрын
@@yunogasai3350 Holly berries don't trigger any response until they hit stomach acid. Every year or so you hear about a kid/group of kids dyeing from eating holly berries. They have to eat a lot of them quickly before symptoms start to hit.
"Sit here till you don't feel gay" I mean technically it did work, they don't feel gay.
I'm 39, when I was a teenager that was the advice my mom gave me. Put on a suit, have your resume, and walk into buildings asking if they had any openings and asking to speak to the highering manager. I got some weird looks, didn't get any offers. I don't know if she still thinks that but she definitely did back at the turn of the century.
i have a similar story to the appendix stories... my older brother was staying the night with me and my mum at our house. at around midnight, me and my mum were asleep in the living room and he was meant to be asleep in another room. he came running into the living room, yelling that he was having the worst pains he'd ever had in his chest area, thinking he was having a heart attack and saying he needed to go to the hospital. my mother just looked at him, screamed at him "you dont need the hospital, youll be fine im trying to sleep". it took me yelling at her and him sobbing and clutching his chest for 20 minutes for her to realise something was up and she called the ER number. it took them 3 hours to get him to hospital. it turns out he had cryptosporidium and was hospitalised for about a week and bed ridden for a further 2 weeks. because of it, he had to stop work (he worked at a meat factory which is most likely where he caught it from) and still has issues from it even though it happened nearly 5 years ago
@annied1827
3 жыл бұрын
My son said he wasnt feeling good before school i checked him over no temp no sickness etc so i told him go to school if you feel worse tell them and we will come get you, you look tired maybe less time been up all night playing x box and more sleep. He went to school i heard nothing so guessed he was feeling better. That night he came home looking very pale i told him bed ill be up shortly with a drink about a hour later he was shouting he was in pain i took one look at him and though oh no i told him to lie down i gently pressed his right side he hit the roof i called the dr telling him its his appendix and a ambulance wont come unless dr comfirms it. We got straight in the dr said well young man your mum tells me its your appendix but im the dr and like every mum who thinks this she will be wrong let the expert tell you whats up he checked and said actually for the first time in 30 years your mum is right ill call the hospital, he asked how i knew i told him i just did as he was like i was when i had mine out he said wow im impressed even people who have had it dont get it right so i was shocked you were right he said he would call ambulance i told him dont waste a ambulance someone may need it more and it could make the difference between that person surviving or dying plus it will be quicker to take him just make sure they know we are coming he thanked me as he said most would have demanded a ambulance no one thinks of others. We were at the hospital 30 min later, he had it removed the next day as they were not sure as he was still eating 🙄 i told them he would eat on his death bed after surgery he was eating straight away lol but they said yes i was right it was his appendix and i have a strange child as you just dont eat i laughed saying i know i remember the idea of eating was a no go so the fact he was still wanting to eat and complaining when they put him on nill by mouth was just crazy lol He had a full recovery and was discharged the next day. A few weeks later his school photos arrived they were taken that day i didnt know but he looks green in them and really poorly i asked why didnt you come home he said i didnt think i was that bad and could live out 6 hours at school. Yep i felt guilty and still do years later lol
@chanda6973
3 жыл бұрын
@@annied1827 im so glad hes alright and had a mum who knew what to look out for! and the doc too, even if he was a bit cocky to you :P my other brother had appendicitis in his 20s and went to the hospital but the doc there just gave him laxatives and sent him home. if he'd taken them, it woulda killed him. some docs are terrible. and theres no reason for you to feel guilty, you saved the boys life!!
@annied1827
3 жыл бұрын
@@chanda6973 my friends son nearly died due to a doctor not knowing it was his appendix he was so very lucky but was in hospital for weeks as a result of toxic poisoning from the appendix bursting it was so scary. Yes my son was ok i knew what it was straight away as i had mine removed and yes the dr didnt believe me but he was as he said shocked i knew and gave me credit lol i felt guilty after sending him to school at the time he looked dead on his feet i just thought he was just tired and needed a early night and was totally wrong about that but he was ok in the end
@chanda6973
3 жыл бұрын
@@annied1827 damn, thats awful. im glad your friends son is alright too!! and yea, i understand why you feel guilty :P but you shouldnt imo! mistakes happen, you wernt to know! your sons very lucky you did get him seen to.
@annied1827
3 жыл бұрын
@@chanda6973 yes my friends son was very lucky they were told another 20 minutes he would have been dead so it was good she ignored the doctor and took him to hospital ☺ Take care and stay safe xx
If i was the OP in the first story i'd tell the parents "yes, it worked so great, i don't even want sex anymore! It's a miracle!" and just walk away 😂
@leslyagu8912
3 жыл бұрын
I dont get the joke it makes no sense to me
@darjabednarik6534
3 жыл бұрын
@@leslyagu8912 look up what an asexual person is. It’ll make sense after that.
@mariegooney9275
3 жыл бұрын
@@leslyagu8912 asexual means you feel no attraction to anyone.
@leslyagu8912
3 жыл бұрын
@@mariegooney9275 ohh thanks I didn't know I thought it meant that a person had no sexual attraction.
@traffyz
3 жыл бұрын
@@leslyagu8912 Asexual means somebody who feels little or no sexual attraction
"Nitwit" is such an underrated insult, especially in conjunction with the f-bomb.
am I the onlyone who wants a more detailed story about the camping trip with Jerry? just to know how bad his punishment was.
Karens be like: Ur Asexual?! You hust be gay! Kid: thats not- Karen: TAKE THE KID TO CHURCH
@animeotaku307
3 жыл бұрын
Kid: Well, mom. After listening to the preaching, I’m never going to have sex with anyone. Mom: surprised Pikachu face
@taarrrrrrr
3 жыл бұрын
Really Tho- Im The Same Of What They Stated In The Video, I Just Abbreviate It To 'GAA' People Have Suggested Churches For Me, They Informed Me That, "We Can Get Rid Of Your Darkness And Sin" Or Whatever They Said To Me A Year Ago- People Are Just People *:/*
@johannaleopold2612
3 жыл бұрын
@@taarrrrrrr It's so stupid, if someone that is asexual&aromantic would be like "ok I am going to be a monk/nun", then the church is a-ok with it. If not, they're "gay" and a sinner???
@fnjesusfreak
3 жыл бұрын
I'm ace or possibly demi. Actually, I'm still attracted physically to the opposite sex, but I'm not interested in a sexual relationship with anyone. (Note I said sex; gender is a different matter, because I'm also trans.) To your average bible thumper, I probably *appear* gay, but I'm just (from their perspective) a very limp-wristed straight person. As my handle suggests, I do speak fluent religiot.
@jennifert8542
3 жыл бұрын
@@fnjesusfreak in actually the opposite. I'm not sexually attracted to people but still enjoy sex.
“I didn’t know berries grew here!” Says a woman in California which is a HUGE source of produce including berries...
@evilkitsune9968
3 жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised what people don't know. One time i was in a class in middle school and a student asked the teacher if dolphins were a fish or mammal. Another time another student thought snakes don't have spines. Some things aren't common knowledge it seems despite all the ways to learn it.
@bostonrailfan2427
2 жыл бұрын
it’s easier to list what isn’t grown there than what is!
@LadyDeirdre
2 жыл бұрын
@@evilkitsune9968 There's a type of fish called a dolphin. So that confusion could be understandable.
@thunderflare59
2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for her to move to Texas and be surprised how many people own guns there.
OP's friend : *waking up* uggh what happened ? how is my surgery ? OP : oh yeah.. you were dead 3 times
My great-aunt DIED from ruptured appendix, because her family didn't believe she was really sick. They decided she was just attention seeking, and sent her to her room to 'get over herself'. They found her the next morning on her bedroom floor.
9:45 frankly I feel sorry for the other passengers on the bus, especially the bus driver because most public transit have the instructor clean the vehicle after a run
@spizzz2
3 жыл бұрын
I agree. Yuck!
Karen: "I'll be right at your door" Store owners: you don't say
@AWholeLegionary
3 жыл бұрын
XD
@Noelleanderson
3 жыл бұрын
STRAWBERRY PIMP
“You can’t come in the store” Karen: I’ll be back
"Apparently Boomers think that still works except now they are trying it on behalf of their kids" ..the youngest Boomers are around 60.. this sounds more like Gen X
@Artretha
3 жыл бұрын
But they're probably an older Gen-Xer, so they probably still have that mentality. I'm an X-ennial, and no one actually said that to us, but they did instruct us to be aggressive go-getters to get a job. In the days of online applications, of course, we realized that it doesn't work that way. We were also taught that employers like for their employees to "think outside the box," but most job apps nowadays want to do a personality assessment to screen out anyone with even the slightest hint of creativity. Again, *most* jobs.
@evilkitsune9968
3 жыл бұрын
Definitely, my mom is a boomer, but I don't recall her ever even remotely saying something like that. She always stressed the importance on being on time. People can be fired for repeatedly being late to work so I'm not even sure why people have that mindset.
@heatherashby830
4 ай бұрын
My parents are boomers
6:26 - Did you die? - Yes. BUT I LIVED!
Aromantic/asexual = no attraction Entitled Christian parents: GaY
@craziestcat5767
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr its literally so much better (in terms of the Bible) since it means they'll "remain pure" by not liking sex Smh
@htewing
3 жыл бұрын
@@craziestcat5767 if only Christians believed that lmfao. the number of times I've had a Christian tell me I'm only a step above gay because "we're supposed to be fruitful and mUlTiPlY... like ok Karen I can still have kids if I so choose, but that sure isn't your goddamn business either ... joke's on them, I'm also bi so I'm still going to hell ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@lisasimpson3832
3 жыл бұрын
@@htewing All the kids in the foster care system render that advice moot if you ask me. You can be NOT fruitful if you want and adopt a kid if you want to be a parent without the "passionate hugging" as rSlash would put it hahaha
@pietristephane3537
3 жыл бұрын
It is funny how you guys are aware enough to defend this kid but completely fine with rSlash going on about "when boomers blablabla" few minutes later. So you are all aware on different sexuality but discrimination based on age you are fine with that. Interesting cognitive dissonance.
@hussar5695
3 жыл бұрын
@@pietristephane3537 ok boomer
The mother in the last story really holds a grudge. Wow
Okay but shout out to the friend's mom's boss. The fact that he was willing to "confess" to an affair in order to get that kid to a hospital is pretty fucking badass of him.
Thank GOD my mom worked in the medical field as I was growing up. Yeah, it was harder to get out of school and play sick, but when we were serious about not feeling good, she never even batted an eye, called out from work, and took us to the ER. Thanks, mommy :)
Store : sorry ma'am, we lost your child's drawing Karen : you've lost store privileges
"my friend died 3 times that night" "nah he's good"
I have a principal for decision making. “The law of wrong consequences” as I call it. Essentially, if you have to make an assumption based on incomplete information, you assume the option that has the least severe consequences if you’re wrong. For example: your kid says they’re sick. If you assume they’re telling the truth and you’re wrong, then all that happened was a few doctors had some time wasted. But if you assume they’re lying and are wrong, then your kid is sick and isn’t getting treatment they actually need.
Lol the berry one reminds me of the Simpson's Ralph: I eated the purple berries Bart: how do they taste? Good? Ralph: they taste like.... Burning.
@RiptoGakt
3 жыл бұрын
I still recall my 9th-grade science teacher's words about things you really shouldn't be eating (or something of the sort) saying "Don't be like Ralph." It's like that "Mother" and the Crotchgoblin were trying to kill themselves or pull some bizarre insurance scam. Oh well.
As soon as I heard pale white and sweating I was like... appendicitis. I learned so much about it because the doctor was planning on removing mine at the last minute before surgery they realized it was a cyst. I decided to learn the difference so it would never happen again.
@janet6421
3 жыл бұрын
I'm just shocked that the mom, trainer and neighbor all thought it was ok not to take the kid to a doctor immediately when OP was writhing on the floor.
@yunogasai3350
3 жыл бұрын
@@janet6421 neighbor probably didn't want to interfere because it wasn't their kid and if they'd do something like that for the mom they're probably also friends.
@natalieleske8382
3 жыл бұрын
@@janet6421 eh a lot of people have a tendency to get wrapped up in themselves to the point where they think others can't possibly have problems like they do. Doesn't justify them not taking op immediately but yeah. It's baffling.
@A_Rose_From_Concrete
3 жыл бұрын
I said that when OP said stomach was hurting really bad. Same thing happened to my sister
@yunogasai3350
3 жыл бұрын
@@natalieleske8382 when my appendix nearly burst my dad also thought I was just making shit up and told me to calm down and drink a bit of wine since it's probably just something stuck in my stomach to ease it. Well, at three am I called an ambulance for myself
As someone who had appendicitis, I empathize with that kid. My mom had taken me to a walk in clinic (to cut on costs) and they told me to go to the ER immediately. I was a few days away from it bursting, but the pain was hellish and kept me up the night before my surgery. On a scale of 1-10, it was definitely a 10 but I didn't want to admit it at the time. I'm very lucky that my family was able to drop everything to be there with me in the hospital.
The first story is basically why I'm super scared of coming out as ace to my parents. I doubt they'll know what it is, or let me explain.
Fellas, is it gay to NOT be attracted to dudes?
@Tylerboyd2001
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, but it is also not gay to kiss the homies goodnight. Just as long as you have socks on.
@heidtb6746
3 жыл бұрын
Its gay to breathe... At least for some parents
@Stephanie-lk5jf
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tylerboyd2001 kissing the homie goodnight is only gay if you don’t also tuck them in.
@smolsnom
3 жыл бұрын
It’s not gay if it’s on the moon
@trashmammal9203
3 жыл бұрын
That's HELLA gay
1:14 If you missed it: "I flipped one set of lines and i think it makes the jokes "offensiveness" less offensive the don't get me wrong none will work with the actual joke and cut a line after that was repetitive and just get you in more trouble"
@patrickbennettedits
3 жыл бұрын
Is this an editor's note or something?
@rms.ziggler7344
3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickbennettedits yeah
@Yes-ef5sr
3 жыл бұрын
Ugh thank you so much I was trying so hard lol
@A_Rose_From_Concrete
3 жыл бұрын
I was actually looking for this comment, I noticed it.
@eddcrouse9337
3 жыл бұрын
Same
I can't believe how insane people can be especially entitled parents and even Karen's like I don't get how they get this way
I was one of those people who actually had their appendix explode. Ripped a hole in my stomached as well. Thank God my mother is a wonderful woman who actually listens and reacts. (The delay was my fault and not hers) I was in critical condition for two days, and expected to die. Was in the hospital for two weeks.
I feel like the mom who was working out while their child was sick then put the trainer on the phone was probably sleeping with that trainer lol
LMAO the first one has me DYING. OP should have turned the table on them and said ''now it's your turn, you ate shellfish last weekend and you got your hair cut on Wednesday. Oh and you're wearing mixed fabric! REPENT YOUR SINS, MOM AND DAD!''
@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529
3 жыл бұрын
I know this is a joke but shellfish and pork being forbidden was changed in the New Testament. Only sects like Pentecostal, Evangelists, Mormons and JH actually care about haircuts and mixed fabric.
@soulgazer11
3 жыл бұрын
@@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 ''man shall not lay with man'' was actually a bad translation so the bible condemned paedophilia and not homosexuality. Religion is just a bunch of cherry picking in old books that were written and translated by man thousand of times, therefore, not reliable at all. My suggestion was a joke, but the message behind it was not. If people want to hate using religion as an excuse, they should stop cherry picking and see how hard it would actually be to be without sin and how ''entering heaven'' is basically impossible.
@lovedrreid1
3 жыл бұрын
@@soulgazer11 all of that is from the old testament. So your point makes absolutely no sense ;)
@velvetdarksoul8741
3 жыл бұрын
@@soulgazer11 agreed the idiots used it to justify slavery its why im Agnostic
@wannabehistorian371
3 жыл бұрын
@@lovedrreid1 That’s the point.
Hey, rSlash, here's another appendicitis story: This story happened to me since last Christmas, when I was fifteen. For context, we'd moved down to Australia about a year prior, and had just gotten kicked out of my Conservative grandparents' home. So we had basically nowhere to stay. We were staying in an inn a few suburbs over for the night, before going to find somewhere else to stay, like an Airbnb or something. We had been in our room for a few hours when I randomly got this horrible pain on my right side. I thought nothing of it, thinking that it was just a muscle cramp, funnily enough. But after it persisted on and off for a few hours, I finally told my dad, because something didn't quite seem right about the pain I was experiencing. He agreed with me, but when I asked to go to the doctor, he refused, and that was that for the next three days. That happened on a Sunday. On Wednesday, I was still experiencing the pain, but it had gotten so much worse, it was crippling now. I had been asking my father time and time again to at least just see our GP, because something really felt off, but he refused to let me do even that, stating that I was being "Over dramatic about a small deal." So, on Wednesday, I was still experiencing the crippling pain, and decided to see the school doctor, who immediately called my father, and recommended he take me to the doctor. He finally obliged, and took me to our local GP. Within 15 minutes of me seeing my doctor, I was in a car in my way to the hospital. Turns out I didn't have acute appendicitis, but it was appendicitis nonetheless. Within the same day of me getting to the hospital, I had surgery, and my appendix was removed. My father didn't exactly apologise for what happened, but at least my appendix didn't burst.
@annelawrie2207
3 жыл бұрын
what does gp mean in this story
@lofi219
3 жыл бұрын
@@annelawrie2207 General Practitioner
@annelawrie2207
3 жыл бұрын
@@lofi219 thanks
"Ma'am this is NOT a Drive-Thru" Karen: "Hold my beer."
Just imagine a mom and her children and husband looking for some paintings but than hearing a honk noise form a car and seeing the honks getting closer than seeing a car coming right at you
Is pronounced dead 3 times: “He got better” Turned into a newt: “I got better” Entitled parent/Karen: Welp, you can’t fix stupid!
@GorillaWithACellphone
Жыл бұрын
Atleast he gets to joke that hes a ghost!
Holy crap, the woman in the last story is absolutely insane! I can't believe you got the video!
Bruh that Karen went SUPER SAYAIN ON THAT BUILDING AND B**** SLAPPED IT ALL THE WAY TO ANTHER DIMENSION
Just in time for my morning coffee
@Henry205
3 жыл бұрын
It’s time to cure your sin
@rachelrichards805
3 жыл бұрын
Can I have a cup?
@DecisionsRQuestionable
3 жыл бұрын
9:18 PM for mee
@DecisionsRQuestionable
3 жыл бұрын
@@Henry205 oh shi-
@kiuviferoz1363
3 жыл бұрын
True
Ugh! That first one makes me so angry! Besides from the fact that Op's parents (and potentially their brother) is so bigoted and uninformed that they try to force conversion via "religious intervention" for the wrong thing. But they won't even care to learn the difference. Hopefully Op has a safe space/ someone they can talk to in a healthy manner.
Person: loses arm Personal trainer: ah its just a muscle cramp
I love the fact that there was video footage at the end of the video. That was jawdropping
"Legally declared dead 3 times"- so the doctors stopped cpr recorded time of death and completed the death cert 3 times after each time the guy miraculously came back to life? You'd think after the second time they'd wait and make sure. ...
@peterhacke6317
3 жыл бұрын
Na, but they most likely need to document afterwards what they did exactly and the number of times they needed to cpr probably counts.
@thedarkestkinghtstar
3 жыл бұрын
Well, it was someone talking about their friend, so it's being told by a "third party" instead of first person; they likely meant "clinically dead" as opposed to "legally dead". From what I understand you can be in perfect health and still be "legally dead". I mean, you've also likely have been missing for over 7 or so years to be declared legally dead. Clinical death is vitals stopping for over a minute and medical professionals bringing them back.
@qdllc
3 жыл бұрын
So, he gets ballots mailed to him 3 times every election year?
@AtlasInvictus88
3 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkestkinghtstar agreed it's 3rd hand and exgerated for story telling. As a side note the definition of Clinical Death wouldn't take effect in this case- to check that no vitals were present for over a minute would mean they had stopped doing cpr/intervention to measure. In which case it's unlikely he'd spontaneously come back to life. I think the most likely option is that he crashed (heart stopped/became irregular and the Docs had to intervene to resuscitate him) 3 times during the night.
@SailorMya
3 жыл бұрын
Your picking apart a third party story of someone who is obviously not a medical professional... *clap* *clap* *clap*
I'm the exact opposite of the the First OPs mom, my son so much as sneezes and my brain immediately thinks Oh no he got something terrible!
@stevennguyen8935
3 жыл бұрын
At least it shows you care about your kids even if it is little things unlike many moms
@j.j.juggernaut9709
3 жыл бұрын
Ugh my mother was like that. Funny thing is that I was a sickly kid as a child. I literally got every single health issue my mother tried to prevent me from having, almost like the universe was trolling her or something. The day she gave up and stopped being so panicky was the day I got cured of most stuff, Just something you might wanna keep in mind.
@Friendly_Gamer_Mom
3 жыл бұрын
I will at least OBSERVE then decide. Observation could be 5 minutes, might be a day depending on the ouch cause. Short observations usually meant there was no delay in going for medical help.
@lolabigcups7121
3 жыл бұрын
@@j.j.juggernaut9709 Are you sure your mom wasn't making you sick?
@lolabigcups7121
3 жыл бұрын
@@Friendly_Gamer_Mom Lucky for me and the kids, the hubbs is mostly rational and is really good with pulling me back from the ledge.
Rslash: Insane mother drives car into store! Me: *sips tea* this'll be interesting
About the appendix, I also had my appendix almost burst but my mom was a hero and got me there so fast. Bless her
LMAO! I remember that angry lady in the thumbnail, she was yelling to keep 2 metres apart BETWEEN cars because of virus!! She work for supermarket I know of! 😂😂😂
@songohan3321
3 жыл бұрын
Normally I would say that is a special kind of stupid but I have to deal with people here that argue with me about mask. So I would accept this type of stupid.
@trashmammal9203
3 жыл бұрын
@@songohan3321 tHe MaSkS ArE mInD CoNTrOL DevIcEs
Wait for the second story, where did the em give birth to her children if she had a fear of hospitals?
@harryatkin082
3 жыл бұрын
Probably a home birth
@zashgekido5616
3 жыл бұрын
You... You know you can do that at home right?
@joshuacastillo6003
3 жыл бұрын
House call, maybe. Or she knew a midwife who performed the surgery at her place. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case, I was born the same way. My mother was scheduled to arrive at X hospital so they could get her ready in time for childbirth. Because my dad was called in to work due to someone calling in sick (I later learned that the dude was fired because he called sick so he could go drinking with friends), my mom told him to go and called my grandmother and great aunt to help her get to the hospital, they agreed, so my dad went to work. Time to go came, and the hags were nowhere to be seen. My mom waited 3 hours because she couldn't move on her own. When her water broke, she(and I quote) screamed to the high heavens that I'd be the last member of my father's bloodline alive. A neighbor heard her and informed hag 1(grandma) and hag 2(great aunt) and they merrily arrived at our house 4 hours after she was scheduled to leave, with a friend of theirs who was a midwife. They explained that they didn't see the need for a fancy hospital when they knew someone who could do it for cheaper. Now here's the kicker. I don't know what program this woman was on, but she was apparently failed multiple times by her supervising doctors when she was a student and when she finally did pass, she had had only 3 months of actual professional experience when she helped my mom through labor. Unsurprisingly, my mother almost died 3 times that night, along with myself, but because she survived to tell the tale, hag 1 and hag 2 so no wrong in their actions and even go so far as to boast about their decision for the next 19 years. The midwife actually thinks I'm grateful to her considering she told me during a party once that there was almost no chance my mother would've made it given the lack of proper equipment and that she was impressed she was able to save me and my mom. Mind you, hags 1 and 2 only chose to have her do the damn operation because she boasted that, "I might not have had my license for very long but I spent 5 years training with accredited OB-GYNs. 5 years she spent failing, as she so proudly claims.
@Ikajo
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuacastillo6003 You could report her, you know. If she is still practicing medicine. Your mom could have reported all of them for negligence that had potential of death.
@joshuacastillo6003
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ikajo Not here in the Philippines. There's even a law here that prohibits people from taking pictures of hospital staff to prevent the possibility of photographic evidence of misdemeanor. Medical staff here are as legally protected as racist police are in America.
Holy crap, my mother would have rushed me too a doctor at the slightest sneeze in comparison.
I'm the quiet older sister that never yells or talks back to my parents, but when I was around eleven or twelve and my sister was about ten, I remember how I screamed at my mother to take her to the hospital because she couldn't stop wailing in pain. My mom was so surprised that I screamed at her, she immediately took my sister to the hospital. Her appendix ruptured and I was in the room with them when she was told she needed surgery. I was crying because I was worried about her, and me mom yelled at my sister! My mom yelled at my sister telling her that she was scaring me. I yelled at my mom to shut up until a nurse pulled her out and I called our dad. It was a good thing I got her to go, cause the doctors said that my sister's appendix burst as the surgery was happening. If my mom waited any longer, my sister wouldn't be here. I didn't realized how much of an entitled person she was until I was around sixteen when she muttered to me and my sister about the waitress serving us a breakfast place. She said the waitress was acting like an impatient b-tch just because she talked really quickly. My sister and I looked at eachother before pointing out. "Mom, stop being rude. Don't you remember that YOU used to work as a waitress? Just relax and eat your french toast."
Homophobic parents: do you STILL feel gay? Aro OP: NO! in fact I'm SOOOOOO cured I don't feel ANY kind of sexual feelings for anyone regardless of gender! You've cured me mom and dad thank you so much.
@Sakiko23
3 жыл бұрын
That's probably the best way to teach parents who are unwilling to learn the difference between the two.
I thnk the OP in the firs story should take some kind of legal action since that sounds like medical negligence on behalf of EM and / or child abuse, depending on OP's age. For a mother to be that self-centered as to ignore their child for something trivial in comparison beggars belief.
@samanthaash3944
3 жыл бұрын
It was long enough ago that mapquest was a function still in practice. They were 14 in that story so they're probably too old now. That said, you're absolutely right.
@Ikajo
3 жыл бұрын
The dad should have dragged the mom to court for nearly killing his son.
Similar to the appendicitus story (medical emergency/non-helpful parent figure). I was at a Campfire Girls (similar to girl scouts) campout when I was 7 and my friend's mom (FM) was one of the chaperones. They were teaching us how to whittle. I wasn't doing it right, but no one was watching me close enough (there were 8 girls and only 2 adults) and I ended up accidently cutting my pinky finger really bad. Like, I butterflied it open. When FM noticed, she rushed me back to the cabin to administer first aid (cleaning the wound, applying bandaging). She also called me dad's (now ex) wife and told her she needed to come get me and take me to the hospital to get stitches (dad was travelling for business and not in the state). Ex step-mom replied: "Just put a band-aid on it" When FM explained that my finger was butterflied open and needed stitches, ex step-mom just said they could take care of me there and refused to come get me. I never did end up getting stitches. Stupid b*tch...
My GF almost didn't get her gal bladder removed and it was dangerous. She also had a broken finger that didn't get checked out from gym class and didn't go to a hospital until after school. I'd rather have an unnecessary hospital trip than not go and need it.
1:49 *mispronounces bassist* "Why is there an Italian man chasing after me?"
Doesn't asexual mean you aren't attracted to anyone? Edit: rslash just told me what that meant the moment after I posted it Also how could you not know what a holly bush is.
@Kruhee
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr?! It's not like it's just some random berry in the woods, it's commonplace and (for good reason) not in any food. Maybe there's a good reason those tasty treats aren't something you've eaten before, Karen 😂
@chanda6973
3 жыл бұрын
what i wanna know is how they got a branch off without being hurt by the leaves. those fuckers hurt bad
@tuliofrancisco3781
3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is: there is nothing in Christianity that specifically forbids asexuality or condemns it as a sin. I think it must be a loophole, so ,with a good lawyer, op is definitely going to heaven.
@sparkly-chan
3 жыл бұрын
@@tuliofrancisco3781 as far as I'm aware, Asexuality isn't a sin in Muslim religion. You're only required to pass on "the gift of life" by marrying and giving birth which can be done by non sexual ways as far as I'm aware.
@yamigekusu
3 жыл бұрын
Those berries grew close to my house as a kid (San Diego). They were all over the place. Saw people like this a lot, sadly...
My community had a kid die from delayed medical care when I was a teen. The kid fell out of his bunk bed, he had the top, and complained of some stomach pain. The parents thought it was just a bruise and was taking him to his pediatrician the next day to be checked out to make sure since it was already late. He didn't make it to the next day. It turns out that he had burst his spleen when he had hit the top of a plastic chair on the way down and they didn't realize it. He bled out internally during the night and was dead when they woke up in the morning.
My mother is the strongest person I know. We live in a small town and the closet hospital is an half hour away. She didn’t feel well, drove herself to the hospital, parked, walked into the emergency room, and then argued staff about pregnancy test (hysterectomy). Was eventually in surgery to remove her appendix just as it burst.
1:14 says "i flipped one set of lines and i think it makes the joke less offensive" and bla bla bla editor staff bla bla bla
r slash:(depressed voice) he died three times that night also rslash: (happy voice) he got better 1 second difference
6:28 Bruh this man couldn't decide. He was like, ight imma head out, well, nvm, nah imma head out, eh, nvm
"I am a dog groomer" that sentence hit me like a TRUCK before I knew what they meant
As someone who is sex repulsed asexual, I can watch porn lol. I just don’t wanna have any sex with people and have no desire to. Doesn’t mean I can’t watch sex.
@uzumakirakku
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, autochorissexuality is generally considered a subset of asexuality.
@thegeneralpopulace8513
3 жыл бұрын
Same! I like to riff it because porn acting is fucking hilarious ,especially the bloopers.
@jacobunofficial1146
3 жыл бұрын
Any recommendations , I'm bored with the same old recommendation. 😂
@MercuryA2000
3 жыл бұрын
@@thegeneralpopulace8513 porn bloopers are a thing? I mean, it makes sense, but that sounds hilarious. Especially if someone every tries to make their costar corpse.
@thegeneralpopulace8513
3 жыл бұрын
@@MercuryA2000 They are and they're great! They're hilarious and sometimes weirdly wholesome. It really reminds you that sex work is just another job and that porn is just another, hornier form of filmmaking.
I didn't really have an emergency but I did break my arm once and it looked like this ---__------ but my parents didn't believe it was broken
@chanda6973
3 жыл бұрын
i had a similar thing... i fell off a chair and broke my arm and my step dad thought i was faking and grabbed my arm and shook it... absolute worst pain id ever had. turns out it was broken.. it was just broken twice :[)
@lenascholz
3 жыл бұрын
How is that not an emergency? O.o (sent from 'communist' Germany with the oh-so-evil public healthcare...)
@soulgazer11
3 жыл бұрын
uhh... hun, that IS an emergency. Also, your parents are doing a shitty parenting job.
@animeweeb2144
3 жыл бұрын
@@chanda6973 You good? Your step dad sounds like a douche.
@chanda6973
3 жыл бұрын
@@animeweeb2144 all good now :P was 13 years ago so dont remember much. he was a douche lmfao
"and, cause this was a bonafide news article, we've got *video footage*"
On the topic of parents not taking kids to the hospital: I was vomiting bright pink for 3 days straight and my dad STILL didn't even contact a doctor. I don't remember much of those days.
My daughter almost never gets sick or complains about something hurting. If she ever starts acting that way, I'll cancel my own funeral to get her to the hospital.
Can we have a round of applause for the boss in Stoneheart7's story? He's the MVP of that story.
@brinsley4599
3 жыл бұрын
*Dies three times*
That 2nd story with the Appendix bursting? The mom is passionately hugging the PT. There is no way she was only getting any other workout.
That last story went from entitled to nuclear revenge with OP not having to do anything except watch.
I’ve watched about half of these videos on accident when I fell asleep. Now I gotta rewatch them lmaooo
I'm praying for the young girl whose having no sexual interest in anyone whatsoever. That's tough for a young Christian person or anyone. I hope her parents get wiser around how to help their child
@kingvlixor3933
3 жыл бұрын
its not tought it just lack of sexuality , what most people need a partner for they have friends to give them the same happiness and fullifnesss.
I knew a child who was taken to the doctor and local hospital several times with terrible pain. Finally the parents insisted the local hospital transfer her to a hospital 20-30 minutes away, a trauma hospital. Her appendix burst in the ambulance. Be persistent if you think something is wrong.
When I had appendicitis my dad just thought it was bad constipation or something. To be fair, I had appendicitis multiple times, but neither he or I thought it was anything serious. Usually passed after 6 hours or so. This time it started to pass then came back, and I had to be at school early the next day. Turned out I had something more serious than originally thought, and went into surgery early the next morning. So glad that I wont have to experience that pain again, it really does completely immobilize you
someone: I'm a genderfluid aromantic/asexual. man of culture: doesn't that make you gae?
@mindyschocolate
3 жыл бұрын
I have literally never heard of aromantic. And how are you gender fluid but asexual. Doesn’t asexual mean you’re indifferent about sex?
@samuelwolch1302
3 жыл бұрын
@@mindyschocolate It means you’re not into romance or sexual activities. Asex people can still admire attractive people but in the same way people appreciate fine art.
@ceruleansunset-
3 жыл бұрын
mindyschocolate asexual means you don’t feel sexual attraction. Your gender doesn’t have much to do with your sexuality. Hope this helps
@laszlokocsi1825
3 жыл бұрын
@@samuelwolch1302 yepp perfect comment ^^
@ehlnl
3 жыл бұрын
I'm non-binary and aro/ace but i still call myself gay, lmao
Its sad to know that this amazing KZread channel is uploading daily and still are a lot of entitled parents story
The EM in the personal fitness trainer story almost sounds like my mom. One day me and my family decided to go hiking on a mountain. When we got there the path was REALLY rocky. I got bruises and bumps because it was really rocky. When we got onto the top of the mountain, I once tripped and would've died if I was rolling instead of stopping with my feet because there was a cliff in front of me. And then, My mom said, "Stop eating the spam! (I was holding my spam musibi) It makes you distracted!" then proceeds to grab the spam out of my hands and threw it to the ground. I picked it up because she was littering. After that, we descended the mountain. Descending the mountain was very hard as it was steep. I tripped like 3 times and got bruises all around my legs and my feet hurt like heck. After descending the mountain, I complained to my mom that I had bruises all around my body. And then she said, "It was because your legs are shaky! (it really was because of the continuous climbing we all did.) And you are always not serious of everything and need to work out more!" It wasn't the rocky and steep mountain, not the near death experiences while ascending and descending the mountain, It was because I need to work out more. I still doubt her opinion till this day.
FRIEND: was declared dead ALSO FRIEND: I got bettah.
The funny thing is you're right, that is the logical approach, make them look at stuff - a lot of people try to "correct" aces and aros via that method, or worse 😥
Cheating death is pretty cool. But cheating death three times in one night is badass
@nerdgeekcosplay909
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve cheated death as a baby :)
"I'm not leaving until you give me a job" . . . . . . . ..... * reminded of spirited away *