I haven't seen much of Mako's work, but surely, people can appreciate his performance as Uncle Iroh in Avater: The Last Airbemder.

@darkservantofheaven

10 жыл бұрын

Don't forget he voiced Aku in Samurai Jack

@syphonfilter8372

9 жыл бұрын

It's easy to see why he's Conan's chronicler.

@thatonestormtrooper2760

9 жыл бұрын

He voiced iroh then he truly is a god among men

@koboldhosamen1620

9 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Avatar, the last Airbemder. Truely a work of art

@syphonfilter8372

9 жыл бұрын

Kobold Hosamen And to top it off, beats Chuck Norris as mentor in Sidekicks. Made a cool Yamamoto. It's crazy how much stuff he was in.

Chuck Norris doesn't star in bad movies, the movies are so scared of him, they rewrite themselves into something completely stupid. There. That was my attempt at a Chuck Norris joke.

When Chuck Norris fought in movies they had to slow the footage to slow motion to make it look cool. When Bruce Lee fought in movies they had to slow the footage down because he fought so fast no one could see it otherwise.

@MrShawno1231

9 жыл бұрын

FaceUnreality Genius!

@aloserthatplaystradingcard4123

9 жыл бұрын

FaceUnreality YESSS!!!

@TheTheGizmotto

9 жыл бұрын

FaceUnreality the only man to ever beat Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee....3 guesses to what happened to him after that..

@aloserthatplaystradingcard4123

9 жыл бұрын

he died from an allergic reaction to an asprin

@FaceUnreality

9 жыл бұрын

James Johnson I thought he died from overdosing on sleeping pills because he had to much trouble sleeping.

Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose.

@danniemsp2853

10 жыл бұрын

True so very true

@Lealmariana13

9 жыл бұрын

my raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth

@roblena7977

9 жыл бұрын

Mariana Leal He wears a blackbelt on his beard and grows on his dick.

@Lealmariana13

9 жыл бұрын

Rob Lena his fists make the speed of light wish it was faster

@Reshme77

9 жыл бұрын

I dont swim, water just likes to be around me!

You know why no one makes Bruce Lee jokes? BECAUSE BRUCE LEE AINT NO FUCKING JOKE!

@theopiner402

7 жыл бұрын

Bruce Lee was killed by an aspirin, then his son was killed by a rubber bullet. They men in the Lee family never live to see a sequel. There, joke made.

@Tarvok

7 жыл бұрын

I, too, have heard that Epic Rap Battle.

R.I.P. Jonathan Brandis

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people... and then the grenade exploded.

@Mazaroth

10 жыл бұрын

The grenade didn't explode, it just broke through the sound wall six time in a millisecond.

@hinata1ize

7 жыл бұрын

Xiristatos lol.

Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every man

@arcaderkid8449

8 жыл бұрын

+arthousefanatic LOLOL are you sure, because you kinda did that already LOL :D

@taffysaur

8 жыл бұрын

I get it. Implying he is gay, good one! Gays are icky, right?

@arcaderkid8449

8 жыл бұрын

Mychael Darklighter takes one to know one.

@arcaderkid8449

8 жыл бұрын

***** hello same account switching bitch :)

@taffysaur

8 жыл бұрын

Arcader Kid Wait... So we seriously _do_ hate gays on this channel...?

It's official: every time I hear Mako talk, Uncle Iroh comes into my heat.

chuck noriss can unscramble an egg

"You know who else had asthma? Carl Wheezer."

@Nintendon85

8 жыл бұрын

A-CARL WHEEZEEEEEEEEEER!

@LeopoldLitchenstein

8 жыл бұрын

+Stephen Brown MY SCAPULA

@jamierawson6864

8 жыл бұрын

who

A-CHUCK A-NORRIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!

@MrPottergeek101

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Brady I litteraly saw your coment as it first came up!!!! XD XD XD

@diegofloor

7 жыл бұрын

I laugh every time! where is that from? I've seen in other of his videos.

@brandonborak9979

6 жыл бұрын

Fj

This is basically a Chuck Norris fan-fic.

@griffinsuperior4997

7 жыл бұрын

anothga OMG that's so true.

RIP Jonathan Brandis

5 years later, Nostalgia Critic will realize that making fun of Mako was his worst mistake ever made

@LeopoldLitchenstein

8 жыл бұрын

+Javier Cardoso I feel like it was the time the joke was made as well as the way the joke was presented. TMNT isn't that bad a movie and Mako is a damn good actor. What hurt Critic is the fact that Mako actually did die in a similar way to what was being joked about (smoking too many cigarettes) and being the oversensitive Internet (though in this case, I can see why people overreacted since they might have assumed he was joking about how he died) they took personal offense in it.

@Mariokemon

8 жыл бұрын

+Leopold Litchenstein (SpongeBobfan1.5) Mako died of lung cancer. Not necessarily cigarettes

@LeopoldLitchenstein

8 жыл бұрын

***** Yes I know, but cigarettes are known to be bad for your lungs. Meaning that when taken the wrong way, one could easily think he was making fun of Mako in that way.

@Mariokemon

8 жыл бұрын

Leopold Litchenstein im aware of that. but you said "What hurt Critic is the fact that Mako actually did die in a similar way to what was being joked about (smoking too many cigarettes)" btw, PRAISE MAKO, HE IS OUR LORD

@LeopoldLitchenstein

8 жыл бұрын

***** I know I did, because cigarettes can be related to lung problems. And yes, he is.

did you know chuck Norris was an atheist before he realized HE was god.

@danniemsp2853

10 жыл бұрын

Woooow

@dionwoollaston5717

9 жыл бұрын

Only cos Bruce lee got bored being god

@jackalhead7433

7 жыл бұрын

dion woollaston .....or died under mysterious circumstances

A CHUCK NORRIIISSSS!!!!!

@jongustafson7655

10 жыл бұрын

*Jizzez everywhere*

@lanxe7706

10 жыл бұрын

Lol

@matthewoconnor5975

10 жыл бұрын

Minecraft sucks.

@lanxe7706

10 жыл бұрын

Matthew O'Connor well ok its your opinion!

@matthewoconnor5975

10 жыл бұрын

Lancelot Nunez I know you're hiding your rage in there. Let it out.

They once tried to market a Chuck Norris toliet paper. It didnt sell a single roll cause it wouldnt take shit from anybody.

chuck Norris actually was an amazing professional fighter, then he wanted to do action movies, I guess

@faolan1686

10 жыл бұрын

Six conservative world championships in fact.

@Aeradom2000

10 жыл бұрын

faolan1686 Conservative World Champion... why am I imagining Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh suddenly in a boxing match?

@faolan1686

10 жыл бұрын

Damian Clark Bloody auto correct. I, of cause, meant "consecutive". Although that fight does sound cool.

@C12omega

10 жыл бұрын

Bruce lee was better

@kyriss12

10 жыл бұрын

***** Bruce might have more skill, but Chuck Norris still pisses more accesses testosterone than Bruce will ever have. Chunky butt seagal, and pretty boy vandumb only wish they were half as manly.

Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug in his living room. The bear isn't dead; it's just too scared to move

@Barry80Elms

10 жыл бұрын

Haha nice one

Once, a cobra bit Chuck Norris on the leg. And after 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

@furioussherman7265

7 жыл бұрын

Kaleb Bryant Dude, that's pretty much the original Chuck Norris fact. It's been used so often that it was in the second Expendables movie.

Ah yes, The 80s....when racial slurs could be used freely in PG movies, and having Asthma was on par with being mentally disabled.

@MuffinSparkle

9 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the C-word (you know which one I'm talking about) has a different meaning, that being a dent. The word is still allowed in public television, as well (E.G that episode of Scrubs).

@galacticcactus5530

9 жыл бұрын

selthroWs I know that, but in this film it's obvious it wasn't meant as "a dent", lol.

@MuffinSparkle

9 жыл бұрын

Pǟռɖʏ Mօռɨʊʍ I am aware of that, but in these situations, implication (even if it's fucking obvious) doesn't really mean much. Things only get censored when there is no other possible meaning of the word.

@freemangaming2267

9 жыл бұрын

selthroWs Ireland is not in the UK you fucking dope.

@MuffinSparkle

9 жыл бұрын

Freeman Gaming I never said Ireland is in the U.K, though keep in mind Northern Ireland is in the U.K.

Uncle Iroh in this one seems unusual

Lmfao " gunshot! gunshot! r2d2 where are you!" killed me man haha

at 24:32 It says "Sidekciks". YOU FUCKED UP AGAIN!

@patrickbrady5291

8 жыл бұрын

+Ryan blah Great, something else for Douchy McNitpick to get upset about...

Mako is AWESOME! After all, he DID do the voice of Iroh from Avatar.

@furioussherman7265

7 жыл бұрын

MacDragard and Aku from Samurai Jack.

This movie had a big impact on me as a kid. I can still remember some lines.

20:30 Chuck Norris is actually Bilbo Baggins in disguise.

Mako ruddy cheated! ... Heating the blocks lowered their water content making them brittle and easier to break.

nostalgia critic+chuck norris jokes= awesome

Gotta love those Dime-squeals on guitar

19:22 - Am I the only one disappointed they didn't use Eye of the Tiger? :(

@Ratciclefan

9 жыл бұрын

Apparently no, I'm not.

12:30 i do believe that HIS WIDE ANGLE LENS IS ABOUT TO BURST!

Iroh taught Chuck Norris to bend lightning at the end!

I just now realized that Mako does the voice of Aku in Samurai Jack.

anyone can piss on the bathroom floor, but only chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling.

Chuck-a Norriiiiiiiiiiiiis!

Zuko, stop daydreaming about chuck Norris and drink your tea

When chuck Norris jumps in the pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets chuck Norris-ed.

"Chuck Norris is so epic, he doesn't wait for death- the Grim Reaper waits for Chuck Norris."

21:40 they say when Chuck Norris hits a man, time slows down for just enough that they can go over all the mistakes in life that led to them fighting a losing battle against Chuck Norris

The boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson checks for Batman. Batman checks for Spongebob. Spongebob checks for Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie checks for Jason Vorhees. Jason checks for Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary checks for Barney the Dinosaur. Barney checks for Dora the explorer. Dora checks for Megatron. Megatron checks for Darth Sidious. Darth Sidious checks for Uni-Kitty. Uni-Kitty checks for Death. Death checks for Satan. Satan Checks for God. And God...checks for Santa Christ. ALL HAIL YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR SANTA CHRIST. HE SHALL FREE YOU OF YOUR SINS, BRING YOU PRESENTS, AND MAKE REALLY GOOD COOKIES.

@dionwoollaston5717

9 жыл бұрын

And they all bow down to Bruce lee

@Reshme77

9 жыл бұрын

dion woollaston and Lee bows down to his teacher Wing Chun or Ip Ma….

@rcct44444

6 жыл бұрын

flatelbow All of them look under their bed for (the best anime character of all time) Cory from CORY IN THE HOUSE

Barry's teacher: there's a time and a place for dreams. me: college? oh wait that's drugs

One glance in Chuck Norris's eyes turns boys into Men.

can we get a top 11 80's montages video?

@tdog999100

9 жыл бұрын

that be cool but i think youd have to go over to watch mojos channel for that

@assultrifleman12

9 жыл бұрын

Or League of Super Critics.

AA CHUUCKA NNNOOOORRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!!

@cougarfighting

6 жыл бұрын

Noah Gulbransen 5:06 lol

Chuck Norris doesn't have asthma he just has super breath and prepares to blow them away with his awesomeness.

"SideKicks" was the original project to the television series"LOST" in which a not a parallel timeline, but a "Sideways" , err line, is implemented. You see, "NEVER ENDING STORY" is to "LOST", as "LOST"s final season is to "Sidekicks".

12:54 By that logic my school would be Principaless.

It's all about Bruce Lee

Diagnosed at 4 months, over 600 hospital admissions and I can play sports fine, just need to pace myself. It just really bugs me when they make out because we have asthma walking down the road will kill us.

I just hear Uncle Iroh giving Zuko an inspirational speech whenever he tries to encourage the kid.

Don't fuck with chuck!

@dionwoollaston5717

9 жыл бұрын

Unless you Bruce lee then you not going to win

I like the part where chuck Norris is like: hi...I'm chuck Norris It's like....you don't saaaaay?!?

@bellaL53

10 жыл бұрын

exactly XD

"You pity me!" "No I don't....ok I do."

Chuck Norris doesn't slow down time.He is time. XD

GET HIIIIIIIIIIM! I'M ACTIIIIIIIIIIIIING! lol

The evil guys tried putting iron razor blades in Wheaties... They are part of the recipe now!

@thomaswhispers1738

9 жыл бұрын

You know who also puts iron razor blades in Wheaties? CHUCK NORRIS! *A-CHUCK-A NORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!*

@cmcleod58

9 жыл бұрын

Thomas Snyder CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!! "I KICK A LOT OF AAAAAASS!!!!!!!!"

Clocks don't tell time, Chuck Norris tells THEM what time it is.

Chuck Norris once killed an army of 600 men with just two bullets, and the first one was a warning shot.

lol at the end "Sidekciks"

Personally, this review made me want to see this movie. It looks so ridiculous that it might be hilarious.

One thing I noticed about Barry's fight with the bully: Whenever Barry got kicked, he looked like he barely noticed it, but every time he kicked the bully, the bully got knocked back 2 feet.

That Karate Kid plot that the Nostalgia Critic talks about is actully Speed 2: Cruise Control

Oh come on Mako, his name has to be Barry Punch

@WarDragonOfTheLight

2 ай бұрын

Damn it, that's good.

Oh hi, Chuck-- DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

You think hitting yourself in the nuts with nunchaku is a gag, but if you've ever learned how to use them, you've hit yourself there...

Nostalgia Critic, once again, you drive me to laugh until I can't breathe.

Chuck gets a far worse rep than he deserves. Far and away from his "facts" I'd be honored to shake the man's hand. If he's anything like a lot of his film roles and in his out of character videos, he's not some loud Hercules wannabe, he's just a soft spoken guy.

@jandrmayers

9 жыл бұрын

Anthony Clay Norris is a true martial artist from his time, who has much respect for high level martial arts of today (MMA). Unlike a lot of "martial arts actors" of his times he actually has a competitive record. He was also ahead of the curve by being one of the first americans to start practicing jiu jitsu (under the Machados if I am correct). Basically yeah a great man without the bullshit chuck jokes lol.

@jandrmayers

9 жыл бұрын

jandrmayers However when it come to Theology, and Science in general he is quite ignorant. : (

@ThePa1riot

9 жыл бұрын

jandrmayers Dude's a creationist? *sigh* Well nobodies' perfect.

@dragblacker557

9 жыл бұрын

Anthony Clay Who said he was?

@ThePa1riot

9 жыл бұрын

Dragblacker I'm saying not enough people simply see him as a man. He's either infallible or an effigy to some.

Fantasising about being a sidekick? This kid's lame.

Actually, chuck Norris has done some impressive things. He was the first westerner to ever achieve eighth degree black belt in Tai Kwon Do. And if you know tai kwon do, that is pretty friggin impressive. He is not quite as awesome as people say he is, but no everything said about him is false.

I remember the only reason I wanted to watched this movie was because I had a huge crush on Jonathan Brandis, may he rest in peace!!!

Oh chuck what a meme you have become

What is the name of that porno song? It sounds funny with a good beat on in.

I suddenly realized this is all taking place around Houston!! Holy shit when did it ever look this not crappy?!

That restaurant scene with him "attacking" the bikers really reminds me of "Rouroni Kenshin"

3:07 Just for the record, Theodore freaking Roosevelt had asthma AND was nearsighted.

21:52 That scene is fake and CGI, if Chuck Norris really would of kicked that guy, his head would of exploded.

The king of cameos is still alive and well, as far as I know XD

5:12 You could actually shoot fire away easily. A big bullet kicks up a hell of a lot of dirt. You could easily disrupt the path of the powder blowing holes into the ground, separate the particles of gunpowder enough so that there is no flame, or smother it with flying dirt. The risk of actually setting the gunpowder on fire with a bullet is negligible.

the name of the movie with all that karate crap and that one kids in it is called Blind Date. Everyone knows that. Well, except for you. You didn't. But now you do so I can go back to saying "everyone knows" confidently. Yes. Being correct is good. Well, now that I've helped I guess I'll go back to eating people and making hats for stray cats out of their skin.

chuck norris can shoot fire...and kill it.

I can already hear Arnold screaming at Chuck: "Put that nookie down!"

Fun fact: The over the top Chuck Norris jokes actually started as Vin Diesel jokes.

This movie sucks, except for Chuck Norris.

@yourmother7052

7 жыл бұрын

And Mako. Don't forget Mako.

@King-Vis

7 жыл бұрын

Actually Mako was the one who made this movie watchable.

@griffinsuperior4997

7 жыл бұрын

King Vis actually, his performance was kinda cringey. Although, the material that they gave him was pretty shit.

Bruce Lee was better than Chuck Norris

@darkservantofheaven

10 жыл бұрын

Chuck gave the Grim Reaper a blojob kill Bruce Lee.

@syphonfilter8372

9 жыл бұрын

Never proved it in real life.

@ThePa1riot

9 жыл бұрын

Chuck admitted that himself. The two men were friends.

Why, of course! You can't possibly do any training without the quirky '80s montage!

Thank you sir!

1. This movie is so f@#% up that needs to get laid. 2. Is the NC a fan of Chuck Noris??

Yaoi.

@SuperPastaStoryTime

10 жыл бұрын

Apolomenace Lol, yes! ^_^

A boy fantasising about his teacher is about the most ordinary, mundane (and so no, not "creepy") thing in the world.

Chuck is Un-De-interlacing in the intro of the film!!!

Thanks... I was considering watching this movie again but I think you just did it for me. Saved an hour of time!

One of my very favourite NC Episodes!

thnk u dude you get the idea, we're not glorifying him or dissing him,were pointing out that his status in the media is quite hyped

that wtf moment has been stuck in my head for years

At the time he made it, he'd had no idea that Mako had died of cancer. He's been apologizing for it ever since.

there was such a huge obsession with ninjas in the late 80s early 90s

This is probably the Critic's most underrated review. In my opinion though, it's one of his best.

makos a beast, he voices ako and zukos uncle iroh. My childhood would be nothing without him