"The Stallone Who Stole Christmas" sounds like an amazing movie.

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker

5 жыл бұрын

Ye Boi Gordon - “Yo Adrian!! I did it! I stole Christmas! Yo you know! I’m better than the average bear!”

@bocowan9106

4 жыл бұрын

I would watch it 😂

@ajohnymous5699

4 жыл бұрын

Its no wonder why he was more machine than man.

@MrFoolD

Жыл бұрын

I want to see Arnold vs the green dildo

@TahishaArvo

Жыл бұрын

"yo, Jaime! use the Force!"

I never would’ve imagined that the Terminator was Anakin’s father.

@darthkamen6564

6 жыл бұрын

It makes so much more sense now....

@mitchfletcher2386

6 жыл бұрын

Darth Kamen GREATEST CROSSOVER EVER!!!

@Rub-hd1vn

6 жыл бұрын

I mean no wonder why he built c 3po he was trying to resurrect his father, (this idea lowkey makes so much sense tho lmao, thats why they say anakin didn't have a father because he was a fooking robot Arnold) and thts why he doesn't like sand, it got into his dad's gears lmao

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker

5 жыл бұрын

Just imagine the T-800 saying, “I’m your father.”

@ragnabk

5 жыл бұрын

You just created the greatest fan fiction..

*"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!! NOW!!!"*

@HMSConqueror

6 жыл бұрын

NAO!

@RinsaVuIIer

6 жыл бұрын

oh goody more object show jokes

@shadow-wolfgaming1737

5 жыл бұрын

Your wifes cookies are out of this world

@YTWarrior100

5 жыл бұрын

"STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE, STAY AWAY FROM MY COOKIES, AND STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE'S COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!! OR I'LL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

@melissacooper4282

5 жыл бұрын

Nasty McJackass! Lol!

I'm so glad my wife and I made it a tradition to watch this movie on Christmas Day. It's so much fun.

This movie is my childhood, I love it just because of how bad it is. Best line is from Sinbad: "This is SICK world we're living in, with SICK people!"

@angelobellino5716

6 жыл бұрын

Bryce Cross This movie is garbage

@ericwood3709

5 жыл бұрын

I weep for your generation.

@PhoenixRising87

5 жыл бұрын

Guilty pleasures, everybody jas a few...I enjoy this movie enough, too.

@DemonicRemption

4 жыл бұрын

@CrossOutMedia I don't know how to feel about the fact that I quote that line...Every now and then...

@mike91mdk45

3 жыл бұрын

One of those so cheesy it's fun deals. It's good to enjoy a film's over the top quality sometimes

the movie overall is "meh" but Arnold fighting a dozen mall santas is an oddly comedic absurd treasure.

@anikmonette2140

7 жыл бұрын

True : D

@thewolfawakens2198

7 жыл бұрын

Nathan Wilkins I liked because you are absolutely hilarious

@jinx1987

7 жыл бұрын

Nathan Wilkins coming this holiday season "Arnold vs ninja santas"

@AlexAceves1994

6 жыл бұрын

Jay Villanueva Directed by James Cameron

@gatopreto-xq4dd

6 жыл бұрын

fuck yeah! Doug is a whiny-bitch sometimes, many times, if you think about, just watch The Last Action Hero video

Phil Hartman did the best in this movie. R.I.P. Phil, you were so funny and you will be missed.

@PleaseTryAgainLater

Жыл бұрын

May he enjoy every wive's cookie's in heaven dude 😥 R.I.P

@NumberNegativeZero

Жыл бұрын

@@PleaseTryAgainLater Perhaps not his own wife's though. Sorry.

@Jakeakatheone

Жыл бұрын

​@@NumberNegativeZerobruh 😂😂😂😂

@robtru84

Жыл бұрын

It's too bad Phil Hartman is not here to watch his movies or perform comedy

This movie is every parent trying to get a PS5 right now.

@bust2007

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why I don’t wait on parents and stood outside for 4 houra

@DeanRocks-kr7wv

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks in no small part to rich assholes like Morgz. (He bought 100 and his family destroyed his ps4 just for a video.)

@Zolega89

2 жыл бұрын

Violence, chase and people dressed up as PS5 exclusives, pointing out lucky future owners

I know it's terrible, but I still love this movie. It's endearingly stupid.

@brianwill7980

6 жыл бұрын

Lee K it has made me more grateful for how much easier Christmas is now that internet shopping is common-place

@adampellett8374

5 жыл бұрын

To Brian Will, absolutely true. Don't forget cellphones and too much ear buds saga in this generation.

@RickY-gp8gf

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@Bav-s30z

4 жыл бұрын

yh, it is bad but a fun kind of bad, a guilty pleasure

@at-rexontheinternet1388

4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite christmas movies

As cheesy as Jingle All the Way is, as bad as it is, I love this movie.

@dimensional3926

8 жыл бұрын

+Hector Dubon Nobody cares.

@stefansv

8 жыл бұрын

+John Doe I do!

@Phoenix2312

8 жыл бұрын

+John Doe Bloody hell John Doe, You really care a lot!!! LMAO!

@dimensional3926

8 жыл бұрын

Warren Marris Sorry, my clone posted that comment. I care for everything.

@KeybladeMasterAndy

8 жыл бұрын

It has its fun moments.

So Anakin's father is actually The Terminator, huh? That explains a lot.

@twilson6197

5 жыл бұрын

Why

@vetarlittorf1807

4 жыл бұрын

@@twilson6197 Because Terminator also wore black and got burned alive by lava.

@chimpanziethatmonkeynews725

4 жыл бұрын

@@bat3xxx813 and both has no emotion

@thing1thing2themediamaniac43

3 жыл бұрын

@@vetarlittorf1807 Molton Steel

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

3 жыл бұрын

Remember when bashing Lucas and the prequels was considered the pinnacle of internet humor? Those were more innocent times.

04:01 "You go the doll, right?" **CLANG** XD

@zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst

2 жыл бұрын

(Douglas) Doug Darren Walker AKA the Nostalgia Critic: Ooo! That’s gotta hurt.

here's a drinking game for you: every time critic imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger and says "I'LL EAT YOU!" take one shot.

@biznubizzness4783

7 жыл бұрын

ihd deed ite! I mmm. not druuuu7uuuuunkkk (sober translation: I did it! I'm not drunk.)

@whitherwhence

7 жыл бұрын

I did it. Reunited with ny grandmother I hadn't seen in years! *This message was written by a haunted phone*

@AnimeMiner57

7 жыл бұрын

I did 5 then stopped

@theshipper5797

6 жыл бұрын

I can't, I'm looking at my body while having nothing but a ghostly tail.

@mw9688

6 жыл бұрын

My cousin collapsed on the floor and isn’t breathing....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!

PUT THE COOKIE DOWN

@StrayGuitarist

7 жыл бұрын

CHEESEBURGER FREEDOM MAN! Joel's most famous son.

@MattGarZero

6 жыл бұрын

OOOOOOH THESE COOKIES!

@projects6610

6 жыл бұрын

It's meme man 2016

@PeriapsisStudios2000

6 жыл бұрын

PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE PUT THAT PUT THAT PUT THAT PUT THAT PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE PUT THAT PUT THAT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN DOWN DOWN COOKIE DOWN DOWN COOKIE DOWN PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW DOWN DOWN PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN DOWN COOKIE DOWN PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW!!!

@iheartculture

6 жыл бұрын

Who is your Cookie, and what does it do

I have actually imitated Arnold's "Put that cookie down!" line in haunted houses. I have made many run in terror.

I loved this movie as a kid

@cjhs2006

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@kermityoko8992

3 жыл бұрын

I love this movie

@thing1thing2themediamaniac43

3 жыл бұрын

I still love this movie It's STUPID But it's my Chirstmas Comfort Food

@theartdragon1270

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Ivan-pv5fj

3 жыл бұрын

Just watched it on christmas eve for the first time. Love it. It's colorful and entertaining.

Anyone notice how Ted is basically Ned Flanders?

@Biczeschlappe

8 жыл бұрын

+FreeWorlds RP If Ned Flanders were actively trying to bang Marge, yeah.

@absurdious

8 жыл бұрын

+FreeWorlds RP a mix between Ned Flanders and Glenn Quagmire... Giggity

@Biczeschlappe

8 жыл бұрын

absurdious Well there you go.

@jmorales09

8 жыл бұрын

+FreeWorlds RP Except Flanders is actually kinda funny. This guy isn't.

@suprememillipede4713

8 жыл бұрын

+Joe Kerr That's funny to say because Phil Hartman is actually a regular Simpsons voice actor

critic's impression of Arnold is killing me

@dannymiller7744

7 жыл бұрын

kawaii neko ghost I first saw this review 3 years ago and the "Fuck Booster" "Destroy him then eat him" part always got me

The literal best example of "So bad it's good"

@Creshex8

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not a bad movie. If it was “so bad it’s good”, then something didn’t hit its mark that made the movie a spectacle, like The Room being a serious drama. The movie was designed to be silly and over the top, and it’s good because that’s EXACTLY why people enjoy it.

Just found out that the star wars kid, the kid in this movie, Jake Lloyd, was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia early this year roundabout the time we all thought we were about to go to war with Iran. That is so unbelievably sad to me.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

3 жыл бұрын

Star wars fans ruined Jake's life.

@ChakasCave

3 жыл бұрын

I was saddened that critic made fun of him here

@deuce5546

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChakasCave To be fair he equally made fun of everyone here.

@mrcritical6751

Жыл бұрын

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Star Wars in general ruined that kid’s life

"stay away from my wife, stay away from my cookies, and stay away from my wife's cookies!" 😂😂😂

@thatguythatfixes8675

7 жыл бұрын

COOKIIIIIIIIIIIES!!

I really liked this movie as a kid actually

@Abby-ly3kf

7 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Petricevic I watched some of this a year or two ago and right off the bat I thought stupid especially the retarded power ranger show

@bendalymckenna6271

5 жыл бұрын

IRYO I saw it once and didn't like it.

@darrinEH

5 жыл бұрын

that's cause its a good movie

@peterpine5298

5 жыл бұрын

I cant Blame You: When I was a Kid I loved The Spider-Man Trilogy, That's Right, Even Spider-Man 3. To be fair, I was an Early 2000's kid, The X-Men, Fantastic Four, and Spider-Man were All We Had Before The MCU.

@mikaelaburrell1655

5 жыл бұрын

Me too all the way

Ngl I kinda miss the bit where NC gets like a console and a bunch of stuff for it including a very popular gift but because he didnt get the one game he wanted he gets angry I think he only did this twice or thrice but I miss that Hope Doug brings the skit back for this new years

Turbo Man looks like the lovechild between Iron Man and Flash.

@recommendedforyou2936

2 жыл бұрын

Wow never thought of that I have a turbo man

@dustinarmstrong1168

2 жыл бұрын

And he has the voice of RID2001!Megatron... or Bhunivelze if you're a fan of the Final Fantasy 13 trilogy.

Wow, a Donald Trump joke in 2008, man Doug was ahead of his time there

@jacobb5484

8 жыл бұрын

+Mr. Person were

@seanm9306

8 жыл бұрын

People have been making fun of that loon for decades.

@NinjaPaperMario

8 жыл бұрын

+Mr. Person Too be fair, he's been a punch-line ever since he entered the spotlight.

@Filthma

8 жыл бұрын

+Mr. Person I read that in the G-man's voice. It was great.

@MrPerson61

8 жыл бұрын

Filthma I aim...(inhale)... to please...

Working in a toy store around Christmas made me realize that the reaction the employee's had at 5:45 is actually pretty accurate.

Sinbad was honestly my favorite character in the movie. He was hilarious.

How is this movie terrible? I love this movie, everything about it is hilarious!

@nine_tails137

Жыл бұрын

I know this reply is late, but personally I found this movie more cruel than funny. Arnold is just trying to make his son happy by buying him a gift, and everyone is a complete dick to him, all because he can't find the toy his son wants. Then you've got Sinbad sucking the joy out of the movie, by rubbing Arnold's misery in his face.

@okagron

Жыл бұрын

Sinbad. That's it, the main reason why it sucks.

@nine_tails137

Жыл бұрын

@@okagron Agreed. Every time he showed up, my reaction was always: "Dude screw off, no one cares!"

I know the movie wasn't the greatest but I still consider it a corny guilty pleasure Christmas movie. And I enjoyed sinbad in it. He was so sinical and crazy bc life kept shitting on him but he still made me chuckle

@floral_bunni1076

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, same here. For me, it's one of those cheesy movies you know that aren't really that good, but you like it anyway.

@thesatellite54

7 жыл бұрын

Another one for the "corny guilty pleasure" party. It's so stupid it's enjoyable.

@chibutlerdavis3822

6 жыл бұрын

JCI1990 I know, I actually enjoyed this movie a lot. It had problems sure, but it was part of the fun. The review was still hilarious ,though

Poor Jake Loyd, Star Wars and Jingle all the Way killed his short acting career and ruined his childhood.

@tylermcneeley3136

8 жыл бұрын

Indeed, I actually thought he was decent in Star Wars

@netherless6729

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't think he was bad. He gets way too much crap from bitter fans.

@trueloveis4u

7 жыл бұрын

thats becuase he was in the prequels and a lot of star wars fans hate everything in the prequels

@jongon0848

7 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying it to be mean but yeah he actually was pretty bad...I know he was a kid & I shouldn't be so critical but his performances makes me cringe...so...much

@christmasworld6795

7 жыл бұрын

Plus he has a mental disorder. He ATTACKED HIS MOTHER.

Honestly when I saw this film, I really liked Booster. I mean he's a anthropomorphic saber tooth tiger in a jetpack. Xp Turboman would be my 2nd.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

3 жыл бұрын

Turbofan looks like the lame hybrid of Flash and Rocketeer.

@charlesbennett7484

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, a fellow Booster fan!

I actually think Rita delivered that "Damn you, Howard" line perfectly.

@bryanrizzo9377

6 ай бұрын

She is still gorgeous to this day. I just love her and she was an interesting choice to play Arnolds wife in this.

I enjoyed this movie

@BubblesZap

8 жыл бұрын

I think everyone did

@erik91895

8 жыл бұрын

+THE BEATLES ARE GARBAGE Says The guy who's trying to be cool with the username "THE BEATLES ARE GARBAGE"

@somethingciregames4383

8 жыл бұрын

+Angel Campos It was honestly my favorite christmas movie as a kid.

@GambitPSN

8 жыл бұрын

+Angel Campos it a classic to me

@McHeisenburger

8 жыл бұрын

Damn you...

20 years later replace "Turboman" with an NES Mini and it's realistic.

@iamthegameboy1842

7 жыл бұрын

Johnny Doe ironically I got one from a Friend at Christmas xD

@arielfangirlmendez

5 жыл бұрын

You know I always want to ask santa a mini SNES classic edition

@Raymond13557

5 жыл бұрын

A holy grail of modern 90's entertainment.... angels weep in joy at the mere sight of it.

@melissacooper4282

5 жыл бұрын

Well at least Turboman is better then Tickle Me Elmo.

@evillemperor5447

5 жыл бұрын

I also saw that IGN video

When people say "Jake Lloyd was a terrible child actor," I say, "At least he shows emotion, unlike a ton of other child actors."

If that kid is such a big Turboman fan, why does he have Captain America of all things painted on his wall?

@bryanrizzo9377

6 ай бұрын

Who knows? Its a movie...he does where a Turbo Man pajama shirt with the big T on it when hes having cereal and I think that's a Turbo Man winter coat he wears as well.

🎼Put the cookie down!!!🎧🎤🎼

@alexandergodfreykleinhans8059

7 жыл бұрын

Put the, put the cookie Put the, put the, cookie put the, put the, cookie put the, put the, PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!!!!

@pyrobird9577

7 жыл бұрын

Taylor Estremera get to the chopper!!

@bradonhadley9602

7 жыл бұрын

Taylor Estremera favourite line in the entire movie

@HMSConqueror

6 жыл бұрын

NAO!

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker

5 жыл бұрын

“Oh! Howard, excuse me. But your wife’s cookies are outta this world!”

"Put that cookie down! NOW!" 🍪

Loved this movie as a kid. Actually one of my fave Xmas movies along with A Christmas Story. It’s so ridiculous that it’s funny. Still remember sinbad’s line til this day, “Ta ta, turtleman!” lol

16:07 Jamie: "(after he kicks Myron in the balls) That's for making Good Burger!"

Listen guys, Jake Lloyd was just a little kid when he made movies! In Star Wars I he was just doing what George Lucas told him to do! He didn't make those lines! Plus, his voice wasn't his fault. He was a 9 year old CHILD. So stop saying he ruined the phantom menace. We all know who really did... Fricking JAR JAR!!!!

@ilopominecrafter

7 жыл бұрын

Brady9364 i think people arent annoyed by his performance but that he paved the way for the next guy

@rando2face088

6 жыл бұрын

I.....I like jar jar

@sephy26946

5 жыл бұрын

seriously, do people not pay attention to children they're awkward little weirdos Anakin was literally born into slavery on a desert planet thats about as close to nowhere as you can get

@ericwood3709

5 жыл бұрын

It was a team effort.

@Yanara126

5 жыл бұрын

Hayden Christensen was so much worse. And he didn't have the excuse of being a child.

put that cookie down

@IvanTheGhostboy

7 жыл бұрын

Ádám Varga NOW

@pimpingpippinaldis5891

6 жыл бұрын

Ádám Varga no my cookie

If you don't like this movie, I'm automatically not your friend

@BreadHart

3 жыл бұрын

I Didn't expect to see you here Laura, love your content by the way, and I love this movie. Can we be friends :(?

@cjhs2006

3 жыл бұрын

I Love Jingle All The Way,The 90s Was a Totally Cheesy,&,Corny Decade,&,Movies Like”Jingle All The Way”Just Further Prove my Point

@GrizzlyDave85

3 жыл бұрын

@@BreadHart simp

@thing1thing2themediamaniac43

3 жыл бұрын

Me too I love Jingle All The Way

@theartdragon1270

3 жыл бұрын

I like this movie

Who’s here after pointless hub

@louisduarte8763

Жыл бұрын

Felt compelled to watch again after Cody's video about, using clips from the NC's review. Now I want to see a crossover video between them. Doug shared AlternatHistoryHub's video about the Command & Conquer: RED ALERT series to Facebook, and acted a tad disappointed Cody compared Doug to Yuri, since he more resembles Kane now.

@Thenameless1

Жыл бұрын

I saw this in my recommendations while I was inexplicably compelled to watch Nostalgia Critic stuff, and having watched Cody's video it inspired me to watch this.

I actually love this movie XD

@dimensional3926

8 жыл бұрын

+Lucas Smith Nobody cares.

@Phoenix2312

8 жыл бұрын

+Lucas Smith I do too Lucas... Though it is totally the WRONG message to give about Christmas... Its hard to say why I like it as it is mindless, but I do! Good movie when you just want cheap laughs!

@Phoenix2312

8 жыл бұрын

+John Doe NIce to know you care though! LOL! (Yes I did see the comments below... I ain't that quick off the mark!!! :P )

@McHeisenburger

8 жыл бұрын

Damn you...

@lucassmith6454

8 жыл бұрын

Warren Marris Christmas is nothing but a Hedonistic holiday celebrating consumerism, greed, and gluttony. It's a mish mash of pagan traditions with labels attached to it in an effort to give some wholesomeness to the day when there is none. On top of that it was taken over by the Christian church to change the already present festivities over to their own agenda. While I don't think the movie is an intelligent movie with a message to pay attention to, it certainly doesn't go against what Christmas actually is.

"The latest edition of Super Smash Bros. Brawl." Oh, Doug....

@atomic747

8 жыл бұрын

+5carecrow94 You do know this video was uploaded years ago

@MuumiPeikkoX

8 жыл бұрын

+atomic747 The point is that the series is called Super Smash Bros, not Super Smash Bros Brawl. The point is not that there is a newer one.

@5carecrow94

8 жыл бұрын

atomic747 There are no editions of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, it's one game. I know when it was uploaded, I've been watching NC since 2008.

@Bettersucksaul

8 жыл бұрын

+5carecrow94 I still can't believe he's been doing this for so long. It honestly boggles my mind. I only found his channel like two years ago.

@RabblesTheBinx

8 жыл бұрын

It isn't "The latest edition of Super Smash Bros. Brawl", it's "The latest edition of Super Smash Bros., Brawl" stating that "Brawl" was the latest game in the SSB franchise. His statement was completely accurate.

“Well gee, that wasn’t overly emotional.” Que Shang tsung’s “Damn you!!” from MK: conquest

2:28 great Simpson reference. I used to love that character (before Phil Hartman died that is).

Man i loved this movie as a kid!

@dimensional3926

8 жыл бұрын

+Jay Esp Nobody cares.

@caliimade3769

8 жыл бұрын

+John Doe Apparently YOU since you bothered to reply to my comment.

@dimensional3926

8 жыл бұрын

Jay Esp Damn you got me, I never knew a comment which took me a second to type was a sign of me caring.

@caliimade3769

8 жыл бұрын

+John Doe bruh you cared enough to reply lol, you could have moved on and this would not be happening right now.

@dimensional3926

8 жыл бұрын

Jay Esp lol, indeed.

A wii without Mario kart I feel your pain

@benitofranco372

7 жыл бұрын

I liked Smash Bros Brawl better than Mario Kart Wii. The glitch in Grumble Volcano and like 1/2 of the new courses for that game were forgettable. I just remember Grumble Volcano, The new Bowser castle, Rainbow Road, and Mushroom Gorge, that's about it. The others are pretty forgettable...

@milo9871

7 жыл бұрын

+benito franco I like smash better becouse I played it all the time but with no super Mario cart

@ilopominecrafter

7 жыл бұрын

benito franco i liked smash better as well. And honestly, every mario kart is universally remembered for rainbow road

@aarondevack1912

6 жыл бұрын

Awesome gaming and stuff I honestly gotta say I enjoyed both but you'd have me more at Brawl than Mario Kart Wii.

2:28 I just get so excited whenever Doug mentions the Simpsons.

Okay, so the big issue with her husband is that he's never there for their kid but she affectively banishes him from the parade that their son was upset that his dad wouldn't be going with him to and asks the creeper neighbor to drive her instead. Someone should take that kid from both of them for neglect and being dumb as hell.

Okay, I need a sound file of Arnold's "Put that cookie down!" line. xD

That "We Don't Care" bit has aged quite well. :D

@kevintyrrell7409

8 жыл бұрын

+Headbanger142 Wait... does that mean this was recorded long ago? How can you tell?

@BubblesZap

8 жыл бұрын

+Kevin Tyrrell says in the description 2008. 7 years ago

@evanthecinemaguy9902

8 жыл бұрын

+Headbanger142 Funny, I was on your channel, then I went to Channel Awesome.

@Ladondorf

8 жыл бұрын

+Kevin Tyrrell He had reuploaded it.

9:38 The Big Show makes a brief cameo appearance in this film.

*JAMIE!!!! NOOO I WILL HAVE NO ONE TO EAT FOR LATER*

By the way Doug you make the best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. Is the very same accent.

@LucyLioness100

5 жыл бұрын

Techno Killer and it’s freaking hilarious

@LooneyCartoonMan

3 жыл бұрын

Well Doug Walker is no Schwarzeneger. Espescially playing the most popular character he played (created or not), the Nostalgia Critic.

Something I never got about Arnold in these family movies was, Why not make the family austrian as well?

@jeff8509

7 жыл бұрын

Why? How did this get 13 likes? It's not like Arnold is obligated to marry someone who is Austrian. His real life marriages aren't Austrian, he moved to and has been living in America for a very long time, it would be more rare that he have an Austrian wife than if he had an American one...

@spyrofan9681

7 жыл бұрын

***** I just always thought it was weird how he was obligated to playing American characters when he had a thick accent that he couldn't get around. It would of been kind of cool if they made something of his heritage.

@jeff8509

7 жыл бұрын

You are an idiot, he's not playing an American character. In these movies, due to his accent they clearly do not try to hide, he obviously moved to America from Austria, just as Schwarzenegger did.They are not trying to make him look American or cover up the fact that he is Austrian, everybody knows that he is. It is much more likely that he marries an American woman if he lives in America. Tons of actors from different countries don't get to position all their films in that country or have their movies revolve around that actor's background. Tell me - how many movies Arnold is in that take place in Austria? Not many, none I can think of, but tell me this: How many Hollywood movies AT ALL are situated in Austria, and feature Austrian families? None you can think of ether? Hmm... It's almost like these parts aren't written for Arnold, but he goes and tries out for them, LIKE A NORMAL ACTOR. It's not like as soon as Arnold fills the spot, they are going to replace his whole family with Austrian actors and actresses. I doubt Christoph Waltz would be very convincing as anyone in Arnold's family, and I literally can not think of another Austrian actor...

@spyrofan9681

7 жыл бұрын

***** I just think that there's a lot of material for a fish out of water family movie there and I'm surprised no one took advantage of it.

@jeff8509

7 жыл бұрын

If they need an American born character, they aren't going to cast Arnold. All his roles it is safe to say he is an Austrian immigrant or first generation Austrian family in those movies as well, duh!

Dude,Movies Like”Jingle All The Way”,TV Shows Like”Power Rangers”,&,Actors Like Sinbad Are Part of The Reason Why The 90s Are my All Time Favorite Decade,They Were Cheesy,Corny,&,Perfect During a Decade That Was Always Cheesy,&,Corny

@slapporist2180

3 жыл бұрын

It was a simpler and stranger time

@HistoryandReviews

3 жыл бұрын

No it’s because you were born in the late 80s quit being biased

I've always loved this movie, it is one of our favorite "me and my partner" Christmas movies and we HAVE to watch it every year

Am I the only one who likes Idiotland? I mean, a ninja Santa? That just oozes awesome

@goORIOLES236

8 жыл бұрын

+Giopp dumister Honestly, I find the idea of an army of Santas hilarious. The idea of Arnold fighting off a bunch of guys all dressed like that makes me laugh every time.

@isaacgleeth3609

8 жыл бұрын

+Brian Tully Because it's so ridiculous a premise that it just works, in some weird strange way.

@ThePhantomSafetyPin

8 жыл бұрын

+Giopp dumister I liked the Idiotland ninja Santa... but not in this crappy film.

@solouno2280

8 жыл бұрын

+Giopp dumister we all love idiotland... the only rule is "stay away from Bubsy the bobcat"

I would watch the hell out of "The Stallone who stole Christmas"!!

This movie is kind of a guilty pleasure for me.

6:10, you should have said: “But the driver recognises the Terminator...” That would have been funny😂

I only realized it now, but he sounds like Gilbert Gottfried when he yells.

@blancfan1

8 жыл бұрын

+ed cap I can tell by your pic you're a fan of Aquarion Evol. Wannabe hole diggin bros?

@edcap8029

8 жыл бұрын

+Marvin The Maniacal Dancing Ape oh, so a lot of people in chicago sounds like gottfried when they yell? Kinda like everyone in new jersey behave like the cast of jersey shore. America is so fascinating, of course what did i expect? lol.

@bryanrizzo9377

6 ай бұрын

The guy that played Booster in the movie sounds like Gilbert Gottfried for sure.

Jingle all the way is a cinematic masterpiece though

@angelobellino5716

6 жыл бұрын

michael manny It's worst than SON OF THE MASK

@forrestgump6065

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelobellino5716 nothing is that bad.

@alanmcdonald469

4 жыл бұрын

yep, best movie of all time

@alysssabear

3 жыл бұрын

I understand it's a holiday Classic but a cinematic masterpiece? Really?

@Creshex8

2 жыл бұрын

This movie had a tone, a measured level of silliness, and a certain style… in my opinion, it isn’t good in spite of missing the mark, it’s good because it hit its mark. For what the producers intended, I cannot imagine this movie coming out any differently to be as great as it is. I’ll never be one to call this movie bad but enjoyable. It’s enjoyable because it’s a good movie!

This film is a Christmas classic. I saw it in theater, and I loved it. I still love this movie. 😀

That Troy McClure joke was amazing.

Wow, Doug says either "Eat him" or "I'll eat you" about seven- thousand times in this review!

@sspdirect02

5 жыл бұрын

Over milking the joke.

@The_Punisher

Жыл бұрын

Or randomly craps on Jake Lloyd for no reason

I never thought about it, but why is this movie called "Jingle All the Way?" It's about Christmas, sure, but I can't think of how the title relates to the movie in any other way.

I don't care what anyone says, Jingle All the Way is still my favorite Christmas movie. Best Christmas movie ever! Fight me!

This is the most accurate depiction of Christmas shopping ever.

18:50: "Anakin, I am your father."

Sinbad may not have been at his top game in this movie but at least I find him a lot more tolerant-able than Amy Schumer in anything she's in.

@honeyfrost3355

6 жыл бұрын

Some Random Guy true that, Sinbad is actually funny though. Seems like a really nice guy too. He is so much better than Amy.

@apanapandottir205

6 жыл бұрын

How the hell is she relevant to this video?

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

6 жыл бұрын

I liked him better when he was a sailor fighting giant birds.

@PokemonTrainerChris303

6 жыл бұрын

Some Random Guy you ever watch always sunny? There’s an episode with Sinbad.

@esbeekay

5 жыл бұрын

Apan Apandottír Lmao it’s not relevant but when you are a sad little virgin you have a lot of spare time to hate on a women who is more successful than they ever will be

This film is the 90's in a nutshell, and I love it!

Doug's impressions of Arnold and the kid cracks me up!

You know this movie is weirdly darker in hindsight after learning about all the deaths that have happened on black Fridays. I mean people have literally been trampled for stuff like this.

STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE STAY AWAY FROM MY COOKIES AND STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE'S COOKIES OR I DESTROY YOU

@De7Sanchez

6 жыл бұрын

Haha. It's funny because you repeated what he said. Haha.

@DedricSilva

5 жыл бұрын

ALSO STAY AWAY FROM MY MR OLYMPIA AWARDS.

@BlueBoxRevan

5 жыл бұрын

PuT THE COOKIE DOWN!!!!!?!!?

Arnold Schwarzenegger... NEVER change.

13:09 Arnold remembered his past life as Conan and gave that reindeer the same slugger he gave that damn camel. XD

The giant Santa is the Big Show from wrestling

@patdornoff9383

5 жыл бұрын

hes in wwe/wwf/wcw to be exact

@UltimateGamerCC

3 жыл бұрын

@@patdornoff9383 WCW first, then was one of the first to join WWF at the time, Paul "Big Show" White.

@erics.czernecki7333

3 жыл бұрын

And when they made Jingle All The Way 2 (yes, that exists), they actually got WWE Studios to co-produce it. Don't particularly know why, there's not much wrestlers in it.

@Michael_Beanflip

3 жыл бұрын

WcW

@yoda908

3 жыл бұрын

@@erics.czernecki7333 that studio existed to help wrestlers launch acting careers in addition to help fund movies.

"My God, what a tall building!" Cracks me up every time!

Old school critic was savage

12:09 Unpopular opinion: I think that one-liner SICK BURN actually enhances the joke. It really puts the 10 years of bomb squad experience into comedic question.

I googled Sinbad and his net worth is apparently over -$10mill and filed for bankruptcy, he is broke.

@erics.czernecki7333

3 жыл бұрын

*negative* ten million?

@mrcritical6751

3 жыл бұрын

How can you be over negative numbers, wouldn’t it be below -$10 mill

Leave Jake Lloyd alone, he's had enough crap

@grantkelly8696

7 жыл бұрын

Tyler McNeeley so what? He's still a crap actor.

@tylermcneeley3136

7 жыл бұрын

Doesn't mean he should be treated like shit in real life. Besides, he was a kid at the time, you honestly expect him to be amazing?

@tylermcneeley3136

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Make fun of his performance all you want, but don't attack him personally just cause he's not the best actor.

@grantkelly8696

7 жыл бұрын

Nate J. Okay, I see what your saying and I can't not deny the fact I was in the wrong, I deeply apologize if I offended anyone or you.

@grantkelly8696

7 жыл бұрын

@nathan smith, it's called constructive criticism, jack ass.

5:46 - 5:57 THESE guys were the funniest part of the movie They're perfect at overacting!

That impression of Arnold just cracks me up!

"I haven't been this shocked since I found out the secret to living a long lasting life.. was breathing!"

"FUKH YU AS-HOL" -Arnold

Man why is Troy McClure running for Flanders?

""Jingle all the way" can Jingle all the way to Hell!" "I'm going to deck your halls, Bub."

17:11 Actually, yes, there is. As an author myself, I have devised a name for this kind of tendency, dubbing it "fabulamaculitis," also known as "plot hole disorder." The symptoms of this disorder include forgetfulness of past writing, aggressive ignorance of criticism, wanting to put your plot over the laws of physics (see: two cold hands cliche), and delusions. Fabulamaculitis can be fatal if you depend on writing for a living, and it is important to listen to some goddamn criticism for once if you think you have fabulamaculitis.

Turbo man? Wasn't that the name of a robot master in Megaman 7?

@thatguythatfixes8675

7 жыл бұрын

Copyright claims will kick their asses back to Russia.

@samjones7988

7 жыл бұрын

meta527II duh duh duh duh duuuuhhhhhh, duh duh duh duh duuuuhhhhhhh, duh duh. Duh duh. Bah bah bah dup bah

7:17 I'm going to abuse that line to death.

Nice Captain America drawing on the wall Anakin.

.............Oh wow.... 2008 and Donald Trump's toupet was already a thing of interest.

@Stonestreamdubs

7 жыл бұрын

Even though he doesn't ACTUALLY have a Toupee.

@Piledriver86

7 жыл бұрын

Trump was a pop culture person in the 1980s, why do you think he's been a name brand for so long? He'll be an awful President, but hey, you know his name from TV!

@JonSmith-yq1dw

7 жыл бұрын

you must have been born after 2000.

@HitsujiMamoru

7 жыл бұрын

Ooooh you mean in 1988, in France, where Trump wasn't a big thing? Ok then :D

@MartKencuda

7 жыл бұрын

Where have you been for the past 20 years? Donald Trump's stupid hair has been a punchline since at least the 90's. It's not like he was plucked out of obscurity and became president.

I watched this movie when I was a kid and I love the whole of it. Arnold is a living Legend.

The giant Santa in this movie was Paul Wight, aka Big Show in WWE

20:22 the nostalgia critic is coming to your home beep!