Please name the Judge Dredd musical "Law Law Land".

@puckcrack

5 жыл бұрын

First name Huge, last name Johnson

@MrenderboyoOld

5 жыл бұрын

Well first we need mad max the musical so we know why the cast went after April in the 1987 tmnt show

@omalone1169

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrenderboyoOld 14:20 song ?

@jonaskoelker

3 жыл бұрын

> Law Law Land And when the write is asked why they departed so sharply from the source material, the only possible answer is... I AM ABOVE THE LORE!!

@manfredgesink8514

3 жыл бұрын

With the hit song PENIS!

When damning evidence is presented against you in court, standing up and screaming "I've never broken the law, I am the law!" Usually does not sway the judge. Regrettably I know this from experience. Seems traffic court doesn't appreciate references to 90's action schlock as much as I do.

@ProjectEchoshadow

8 жыл бұрын

But you're the law

@sunburst8810

8 жыл бұрын

+David Axelord yeah sure you did bud

@lelandunruh7896

6 жыл бұрын

I've never had the stones to risk my license on something quite that ridiculous, but did once heatedly admonish opposing counsel in open court that what she was asking the judge to do was impossible "because this is Texas, not Mega-City One." Probably not the best way to argue, but I won the motion.

@RespectProcess

5 жыл бұрын

you have to do it multiple times consecutively to get your point across

@AdmiralBison

5 жыл бұрын

Did you pronounce "law" properly?

I don't know why I've fallen down this deep hole of watching a lot of the older nostalgia critic episodes. I would ask for help but the ride is too fun!

@WhipLashJimmyFrank

Жыл бұрын

Also because of a little thing called Dredd (2012)

@alejandroangel998

Жыл бұрын

You’re not the only one 😂; about to finish this “season”

@oxymontana4307

11 ай бұрын

Currently on that same ride...

@one_punch_man5313

10 ай бұрын

I don’t like the new nc. He sounds like a robot now

@Blckk89

10 ай бұрын

Me too

5:24 you failed to acknowledge one little detail: HE TAKES OFF HIS HELMET!!! In the comic books, Judge Dredd RARELY takes off his helmet, and when he did, it was always censored so you never see his face!! The creator of Judge Dredd said that the reason Dredd never takes off his helmet is because it explores "The facelessness of Justice; Justice has no soul." Have Dredd take off his helmet is like showing the face of Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget, and we all know how well THAT turned out!! It's a rule you don't break, and they broke it in the first 15 minutes!!!

@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.

5 жыл бұрын

So the original Master chief?

@danielthrasher1738

5 жыл бұрын

Essentially the first rule that comic had.

@bubba200874426

4 жыл бұрын

This is a concession you have to make for movies. It's hard to cast a good actor and not show their face. You'd have to find someone that is good and doesn't mind not being seen which is extremely difficult to manage. Too much of acting depends on facial expression. It works in comics and cartoons because you're not constrained to real faces, and high concept ideas almost never make money in movies. Unless you don't need to actually make money from the movie, or it's a nostalgia cash in like Dredd 3D appeared to be(whew did those people get catfished,) no studio is going to buy it.

@aokproservice9324

4 жыл бұрын

@@bubba200874426 Karl Urban never took off the Dredd helmet in the movie Dredd released a few years back, he did a pretty decent job of portraying Dredd, definitely not as much shouting as Stallone. The film itself isn't too bad either even if it feels a bit like the screenplay they threw away for the one they decided to use in The Raid movie. In some parts the effects actually resemble the artwork in the old 2000AD/Dredd comics. One last point Karl Urban refused to take the helmet off on the grounds that Dredd never did.

@bubba200874426

4 жыл бұрын

​@@aokproservice9324 There is far more to making a movie than just writing a screenplay. You have to write a screenplay that would actually get sold. Dredd(2012) doesn't sell in 1995 as a screenplay. Dredd(2012) is a Judge Dredd movie. Judge Dredd(1995) is an action movie set in that universe. The latter is much easier to sell to a production company. Dredd is the least interesting character in that universe, just like Bond is the least interesting character in his universe, so a movie that pointedly avoids humanizing the main character to make them more interesting never had a chance to sell. Especially in 1995 when there isn't a comic book movie boom happening. It's not a good movie or a good adaptation, but I enjoy it, and I recognize that it(and Dredd 2012) doesn't get made if it was a more faithful adaptation.

Hope KZread doesn't take down this video because of copyright LAAAAAWWWWW!!!!

@tenor24sprayse

8 жыл бұрын

+Kaiser Chris LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!! FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOM!!!! JUUUUUUUUUUSTIIIIIIIIICEE!!!

@FRANCO-cm7ol

8 жыл бұрын

isnt this fair use?

@tenor24sprayse

8 жыл бұрын

TheGoldenController7374 So... how did you know that?

@tenor24sprayse

8 жыл бұрын

TheGoldenController7374 No no, Blauwh.

@tenor24sprayse

8 жыл бұрын

TheGoldenController7374 Apperently that means: I AM THE BLOAHW, BEATCH. YOU CAN NOT CORRECT ME HOW I SPELL BLOAH... You speak like a 12 year old... nah just kidding, I only got this idea/translation from a 12 year old.

Your punishment is to have your car blown up, potentially leaving pedestrians with injuries from the flying debris and causing a potential fire hazard. Did anyone think through these punishments first?

@WaterCrane

6 жыл бұрын

And that's neglecting the fact that he might have had a passenger in the car...

@genesismultiverse4896

Ай бұрын

No that is why justice is blind

Judge Dredd constantly yelling "I AM THE LAW" is like Batman constantly yelling "I'M BATMAN"

@joereddam2729

5 жыл бұрын

Copy cat

@leadbones

5 жыл бұрын

As in, neither of them "constantly" yell those things? Yeah.

@rithrius5384

5 жыл бұрын

Dredd: _"I AM THE LAW!"_ Batman: _"I'M BATMAN!"_ Dredd: _"I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT!"_

@HunterX05

5 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, there actually is a crossover between the two in the comics

@kareemmasri3934

4 жыл бұрын

Hunter X05 yeah, I think Dredd kicked his ass and actually terrified the joker (or it might have been Punisher who scared joker)

"Seven summary executions. Where they necessary?" "Yes." "Why so few?"

@KumaoftheForest

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Clark it was a slow day...that or because there was only 7 people within shooting range

@omalone1169

3 жыл бұрын

@@KumaoftheForest Gwiz here wishing for 2021... Corona will only remind us of beer 🍺 Masks will only be used on Halloween 🎭 Capsules will only be used for coffee ☕ Lockdown will only take place in prison 👮🏻 Isolation will be only in electricity 🔌 Zoom will be only in cameras 📸 Alcohol will be served in glasses, not in a gel 🍹 👻 @omalone_1

@KumaoftheForest

2 жыл бұрын

American Police tactics

@jmurray1110

Жыл бұрын

American police get more favourable trials if it even reaches that point

It's not a dead end when your bike can fly. And now that you have done Stallones Dredd, you should do Urbans Dredd.

@HunterX05

4 жыл бұрын

@Dick Thick'em *YES*

"im the nostalgia critic i remember it so you dont have to", me: "i knew you'd say that"

@KhanWolf95

6 жыл бұрын

skywrecker me: I read the script.

@genesismultiverse4896

Ай бұрын

The punishment is reviewing sequel month but since you did that already review Godzilla movies cause goddamn it you need to review it and see Godzilla isn't boring or bumblebee and rise of the beasts or the RoboCop movies

Silverstri's music makes this movie 10x more awesome.

@PowerGlove79

7 жыл бұрын

TBrian It's one of his most underrated scores, next to, and I'm not kidding, Super Mario Bros.

@ZemeckisTEN

4 жыл бұрын

That’s to be expected with Alan Silvestri. He’s absolutely brilliant with practically every film he composes the music in.

@Gaz-Man87

Жыл бұрын

The Back to the Future, Predator and Avengers guy? Neat.

Anyone else want to see the Nostalgia Critic do an Old vs. New on "Judge Dredd" and "Dredd"?

@Dim4323

2 жыл бұрын

No contest Karl Urban dredd wins

@Gaz-Man87

Жыл бұрын

​@@Dim4323 He is the law.

@cyborgninja5489

9 ай бұрын

No comparison, this movie is hot trash

Every cliché but: "He was x days away from retirement!"

@Bulls3ye86

4 жыл бұрын

True, but that wouldn't mean much to them since their idea of retirement is a slow and lonely *DEATH SENTENCE!.*

This movie would have been great if two things were changed: - No Rob Schneider - Helmet removal only occurring during the "stripped of his uniform" scene.

@BlazenSpirit99

4 жыл бұрын

Reboot did exactly that and more.

@honkinbubbafulton8791

4 жыл бұрын

Do you really think Stallone would accept that? We not seeing his gorgeous face.

@luckyinugirl1816

4 жыл бұрын

@@honkinbubbafulton8791 true... He does have a gorgeous face. Still does today :)

@Ticketman99

4 жыл бұрын

Rob Schneider could still work in a way(have him play Max Normal instead). The new Dredd movie's plot is an original story that has barely anything to do with the comics while this movie mainly adapted The Day The Law Died(Dredd framed for a crime he didn't commit, so you can't call that a "generic cop framed for crime cliche")and Return Of Rico(duh)

@zacharyemmett1784

Жыл бұрын

And have the violence that was edited out

DNA on bullets? What does that prove? You'd have to check the ballistic markings of the gun and compare them to the ones on the bull- Wait a second! What bullets?! They're using energy blasters!

@KumaoftheForest

4 жыл бұрын

All Dredd needs to an alibi, where was he when the murders took place?

@amehak1922

4 жыл бұрын

They're bullets, they wouldn't say "armor piercing" otherwise.

@paulheggett6887

4 жыл бұрын

The Lawgiver and bullets are all tied to a specific Judges DNA to prevent other perps from using it....

@scorchx3000

4 жыл бұрын

The Lawgiver pistol uses DNA recognition to allow only authorised judges to fire it, it also tags all bullets fired with DNA of the judge using it. I'm guessing it would normally be used to check for excessive force to ensure judges are not executing too many perps, such as the 7 Dredd killed at the start to where Fargo questioned if they were avoidable.

@CteCrassus

3 жыл бұрын

And somehow two people who look nothing alike just so happen to have identical DNA.

The lightning bit kills me every time. "What?!" Lmao

Thank you for mentioning how the cops that were in the hover bike chase were likely good guys and killed for no good reason. That was one of my biggest frustrations about the movie.

@HolyknightVader999

4 жыл бұрын

They were judge hunters who were usually more vicious than the average judge, but as far as they knew, Dredd killed off the whole council.

@Johnnywilsonforever

4 жыл бұрын

Yes they are SJS, and boy are they vicious... Dredd has had problems with them in the past. But yeah, as far as they know they are hunting a rogue judge. Difficult situation.

@TheSmart-CasualGamer

3 жыл бұрын

But, if Dredd blew them up, he DID kill other judges, meaning he should be punished! That's forty years on that prison in Titan's orbit.

@cyborgninja5489

Жыл бұрын

The Judges are known to be corrupt

@genesismultiverse4896

Ай бұрын

Don't worry they wore plot armor 🥁🥁📀

"And now, because I am so unbelievably immature, here's the Judge Dredd blow dance." Normally those jokes don't appeal...but that music he played with it XD

@uiraideszen3223

5 жыл бұрын

Irony

@j.b.9260

2 жыл бұрын

It's called The Birdie Song.

Tonight we are the law... I am the.......................LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW

@Smeeshie2001

8 жыл бұрын

Even Batman can't escape this movie

@trustyjusty3623

8 жыл бұрын

YOU OBEY THE LAWWWW

@mrzubwolfer

8 жыл бұрын

+Trustyjusty I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

@snazzyzsmitty

7 жыл бұрын

+Mr. Zubwolfer Bat Credit Card

@paulkriikku6378

7 жыл бұрын

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Who else thinks that James Earl Jones would be a perfect Zordon?

@genesismultiverse4896

Ай бұрын

Actually would also be a good date masemuna (Darth Vader's inspiration)

"Guilty" pleasure!

@TenguBE

8 жыл бұрын

+Teddy Bear I know you'd say that!

@levesteM

8 жыл бұрын

+TenguBE I *knew you'd say that!

@lulucool45

8 жыл бұрын

+vladthetransilvanian Fuck it.

@levesteM

8 жыл бұрын

digitivortex I knew you'd say that, too!

@lulucool45

8 жыл бұрын

vladthetransilvanian I knew you said "I knew you'd say that!"

Old Vs NEW!!! Dredd vs Dredd! With your current budget you could do such an awesome sketch.

@NeoTechni

8 ай бұрын

Old > New

The uniforms looks like captain falcon.

@sirbronze-thighscrusademas8858

8 жыл бұрын

Judge Dredd for next smash bros!

@redapplefour6223

8 жыл бұрын

There actually is a Judge Dredd video game

@doodledibob

8 жыл бұрын

considering Judge Dredd came out over a decade before CF, I'd say "Captain Falcon's uniform looks like Dredd's" would be a more accurate assessment. ; )

@capmar-vell92returns20

7 жыл бұрын

Yes. Dredd vs Death, but i would recommend it only to hardcore fans or if you like hearing Dradd saying ''perp'' or ''creep'' every three seconds.

@legosimonify

7 жыл бұрын

show me your moves or jail for TWENTY years

Everyone make a Kickstarter for Judge Dred the Musical!!

@scottmantooth8785

8 жыл бұрын

oh, give me LAW, lots of Laws, Lots, n' lotsalotsa Laws... i can enforce... give me WORDS lots of Words lots of polysyllabic words for me to slur... Give me a Plot full of holes and brimming full cliche's actors who need booze and paycheck or maybe make it just two not that it really matters but maybe a sequel next year Just give me Laws... (sung to the tune of "don't fence me in (dua)

@asshatmcgee149

5 жыл бұрын

Scott Mantooth Oof

@KumaoftheForest

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta have the blow dance in there

@omalone1169

3 жыл бұрын

@@KumaoftheForest 14:20 +447939642873

Why did he read off how many years in prison the guy was going to get in prison if he was just going to sentence him to death for killing a judge, that just seems redundant.

@kantanenakseli8886

8 жыл бұрын

Thats judge Dredd. Always follow the protocol

@mennymoto

8 жыл бұрын

+ademetal well, if you get absolved for one crime, you still are guilty of the others, like those who get 200+ years.

@ProjectEchoshadow

8 жыл бұрын

Because that's the law

@JaelinBezel

8 жыл бұрын

"LAAAAAAUUUUUWWWW! >:O"

@The_Crimson_Fucker

8 жыл бұрын

+Menny moto Imagine someone actually surviving such a sentence.

Fun fact: Armand Assante, the guy who plays Rico, is the voice of Tzekel Khan in *The Road to El Dorado*.

@nightofraven

8 жыл бұрын

+AJcaraballo95 fun fact your go to long walk

@MegaNinjaRyan

6 жыл бұрын

The More You Know!

@alyssinwilliams4570

6 жыл бұрын

Another fun fact, he also played Rene Benoit ('La Grenouille') in NCIS!

@Bobman-ml5qf

6 жыл бұрын

I love that movie!

@joereddam2729

5 жыл бұрын

Neat

"Hershey? Why a street judge?" "At the academy, she was the top of her class in interpretational law." Meanwhile in the 2012 version, Judge Hershey was sent by Central to deescalate a city-wide riot on her own. She didn't even make a visible cameo in Dredd and she was still a bigger badass than the 1995 version.

@uiraideszen3223

4 жыл бұрын

Irony

@Chunkboi

4 жыл бұрын

At least Karl Urban could enunciate his lines.

@KarstensCreationsKC

4 жыл бұрын

This version was something the newer version was not... Fun

@okagron

4 жыл бұрын

@@KarstensCreationsKC Uh, no. The 2012 Dredd is far better made and more fun.

@ZemeckisTEN

4 жыл бұрын

When I hear the word Hershey, I think of the chocolate bar.

It's so funny to me the only unfunny person in this movie is Rob Schneider.

@Mr3DLC

6 жыл бұрын

Tim The Memer they messed fergie up He was a completely different character Schneider was unsuited for fergie Fergie doesn't do jack in the film

@1997residente

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Pesci was considered for Fergie...Fergie as a violent,clumsy and fast talking criminal would have been cool. Either way... Stallone wanted total control of the script,so nobody wanted to work with him.

@paulheggett6887

4 жыл бұрын

Tim The Memer - Why is that suprising? Rob Schnieder is unfunny even in a Rob Schnieder comedy.....

@Stakwell

3 жыл бұрын

@@1997residente Pretty much explains why the movie sucks

@omalone1169

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stakwell 14:19 what video is that

I'm currently majoring in Political Science, and tomorrow I have to attend a lecture in a class called Law, Justice, and Rights. Did I say Law? I meant LAAAWWWWW XD God dammit, thanks to this review, I will never be able to say that simple word in class with a straight face

TAWUNTY YEARS!!!

@Zadamanim

8 жыл бұрын

+Awesome Inspector TWOHT TWOHT TWOHT TWOHT

@Santiago-Farrell

8 жыл бұрын

+Awesome Inspector LLLAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

@dominickbenincasa5043

7 жыл бұрын

TWENTY YEARS!

90s municipal code 213: willful use of one liners, that's 2 years Code 310: Possession of campy attitude, 5 years! Code 457: Resisting source material, 20 years! And Code 3613: First Degree guilty pleasure. Death! Courts Adjourned!

This movie is still good, and I'd watch it again.

@scottmantooth8785

8 жыл бұрын

it was a fun movie to watch, the new one might be more accurate to the comic,(or rather the narrative cannon) but way too dark to really comfortably enjoy

@Valtharr

7 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed it just fine.

@omalone1169

3 жыл бұрын

@@Valtharr just watched it January 6 2021

@killer92173

2 жыл бұрын

The 2012 version is WAY better

100 bottles of beer on the LAAAAAAAAAAW!

I cannot believe how much I laughed out loud with this review. So many brilliant lines. "2 for 1 sale....fridays" "No time for stairs" And of course the Seinfeld sound effects and cat fights. Brilliant man.

2:02 ''Judge Dredd armor costume designed by Gianni Versace'' You heard it right folks, that codpiece is designer-made.

@Dim4323

2 жыл бұрын

Like in the comics

2012 was such a great movie. So violently awesome. High recommendation from me!

@belac.howard8295

3 жыл бұрын

I saw both Dredd movies back to back, and was amazed how different they were. Tbh I like both for different reasons

@benm5970

Жыл бұрын

If Judge Dredd (1995) is like the Batman And Robin of the franchise then Dredd (2012) is like the Batman Begins of the franchise

@coppercross4871

9 ай бұрын

At first, I thought you meant the movie 2012 (2009), I was sitting here like “what the hell does that have to do with Judge Dredd??“ Took me a second to figure out what you were talking about lmao

I hear people mostly rewatch this for Stallone's goofy acting. I'm not a big fan. The 2012 movie, _Dredd_, is clearly the superior movie.

@NIGHTSTALKER973

8 жыл бұрын

+Paradox Acres hell yeahy i would pick DREDD over stallones dredd anyday of the week

@TheSmokingSkull

8 жыл бұрын

Totally. Stallone's movie did NOT do the comic book justice, but the 2012 movie "Dredd" was awesome.

@Greyghostvol1

8 жыл бұрын

+The Smoking Skull Judge Dredd works best if they use an unknown actor that doesn't mind that his face won't be shown for all or the vast majority of the movie. Stallone was huge by the time this movie was out, no way he would allow his face be covered. Also, the newer Dredd went wise and stuck to a single, self contained story like a comic book.

@GriffinPilgrim

8 жыл бұрын

+Greyghostvol1 Well, not so much unknown (guy was in Lord of the Rings), more an actual actor who understands the role and puts that ahead of his ego. Like Hugo Weaving in V for Vendetta; he's hardly small time, Matrix, Transformers, Lord of the Rings again, but he got the role and the mask stayed on. Also big plus in Dredd's favour was that, unlike this film, they didn't try to make it a big earth shattering event but more like a day in the life. Felt more genuine.

@zedek_

8 жыл бұрын

+Paradox Acres The film is criminally underrated. I don't think it was marketed well.

For some reason I prefer the old Nostalgia Critic reviews, albeit the newer stuff is amazing. That song at the end of the Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer review? I can't get it out of my head, it's sheer brilliance. Yet there's something about the old format: a man, a wall, and clips of the movie he reviews. Wait ...am I.. getting nostalgia over the Nostalgia Critic's reviews? I need a moment to process this... TL;DR Please keep making more reviews, you are the voice of a generation.

"What? 🌩" Kills me every time.

@shioriryukaze

Жыл бұрын

The Oh. makes it so much worse🤣🤣🤣

Why haven't you done any of the Police Academy movies?

@etgohome1343

8 жыл бұрын

Those are just plain bad. I don't think he'd have any substance to go off of the bad ones (Which is anything after part 2)

@wayneigoe6722

8 жыл бұрын

ETgohome13 true, but it would be fun to see him do the second one along with Spaceballs.

Does no one know that the reason Stallone slurs is because a bunch of the muscles in his face were paralyzed at birth by a shit doctor?

@GargleMyMayonaze

8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew Schlieben Yeah, Doug's kind of an asshole for making fun of it. Funny, but still a dick move, then again this reviews years old.

@cookingwiththecripple

4 жыл бұрын

Doubtful critics really care about the real person. They just get paid to make fun of people. I knew that too. Also he rarely watches the movie hes critiquing because he'll complain about something and have a clip LITERALLY explaining the reason behind his complaint.

@Fluffkitscripts

4 жыл бұрын

No, we did not know.

@Fluffkitscripts

4 жыл бұрын

Translation: “reee opinions bad!!!”

@Fluffkitscripts

4 жыл бұрын

Even if Doug is paid to make fun of things, if you think that’s all every critic does then I don’t think you’ve ever seen or heard of another critic.

The newer Dredd film is _much_ better than this... Jesus, haha

@thecinematicmind

8 жыл бұрын

Shame it bombed at the box office! It's very underrated!

@kantanenakseli8886

8 жыл бұрын

its one of my favorite movies and probably my favorite action movie. Its just so great in every aspect. Too bad they didn't have a good enough marketing campaign, im not even sure if it was in theatres in my country

@TheWayoftheSith

8 жыл бұрын

+Zedek Please do the newest Dredd movie NC!

@swishfish8858

8 жыл бұрын

I actually hated that movie. It was so fucking boring compared to this one.

@Battlefieldd3

8 жыл бұрын

actually I haven't seen this one but it looks better than the new one cuz at least this one is funny

Can I recommend the modern version? Not to critic, - because I think it's an excellent movie - but to watch.

@paulblart7460

8 жыл бұрын

The new one is my favorite

@WrathOfPhropet

7 жыл бұрын

Western version of The Raid. No kung-fu, but good action movie anyways. I love both Raid an Dredd

@palasta

7 жыл бұрын

"Western version of The Raid." If anything it is the other way around. The Raid is an eastern Version of Dread. The script of "Peachtrees Dredd" was leaked in 2010 and production has started before filming of The Raid had even begun.

@flexsealman7096

6 жыл бұрын

No. How dare you ask permission to recommend something.

@FizzleFX

6 жыл бұрын

They guy doesn't film the uniform and the stupid face looks stupid, even if its still a fine movie... still - stalone has the BODY to fill the costume like the batman in batman begins... does a fine bruce wayne, but isnt intimidating at all old bats was elegant + fearsome

5:26: Rest in peace, Max von Sydow.

While technically the new Dredd is a better movie, I think this one captures the feel of the comics much better. I love how the statue of liberty is basically a decoration seeing as how gigantic skyscrapers have risen up around it, dwarfing it completely. Clever metaphor for the the abandonment of freedom the world has adopted.

@saidi7975

8 жыл бұрын

+Paul Staker I didn't find the new one good. It was creatively BANKRUPT. In fact, right after the good 20 minutes...there's nothing to really watch. THIS one on the other remains entertaining from start to finish and got the point of the comic even if it's more of a John Spartan movie.

@paulstaker8861

8 жыл бұрын

saidi7975 The slomo shots were worth it though.

@saidi7975

8 жыл бұрын

***** Well I disagree with it. Look, it's very simple : The thing about Joseph Dredd is that he suffers the opposite problem Deadpool does nowadays. People take him waaaaay too seriously, while in fact they are NOT supposed to. The character is satirical first and foremost and the whole helmet always on head is to ridicule Dredd's overzealousness, not because he's a mistifying enigma ! Hell the world he lives in is over-the-top insane like if Mad Max and Wackyland had a deformed baby ! Yes, I agree that Stallone only played the comics character only for the first 15 minutes of the movie (that was spot on !). Yes , he then went on John Spartan with it ...but it was still FUN and it had a story set in Dredd's world as a silver lining (Mean Machine FTW !). Urban by contrast had jack shit to play off of and right after the 20th minute and the first Slomo shot.... I was bored... and I am not hard to satisfy ! Had they gone bonkers and hammy with it, then I would have called it a better movie...but it isn't. Neither as an adaptation nor as a movie.

@paulstaker8861

8 жыл бұрын

***** Power to you man : )

@paulstaker8861

8 жыл бұрын

saidi7975 It is a wonder that Dredd (or the whole 2000AD serial for that matter) doesn't have a kind of Heavy Metal - like cartoon yet.

18:43 I swear the judge that speaks here is Kaidan from Mass Effect. Anyone else hear it?

19:29 “Dammit, I forgot my iPod. *sigh* 🎶One hundred hottles of beer on the wall!🎶 Me: I knew you'd say that

@rpgqueen8737

5 жыл бұрын

*bottles

Personally, I loved Judge Dredd. It embodied what was so great about the comic.

@SuperSwordman1

Жыл бұрын

I hear Dredd did it better

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" "I knew you'd say that!"

@monadomaster2182

8 жыл бұрын

+Jeremiah Jackson "I WILL MAKE THAT A CATCHPHRASE!!!"

@jeremiahjackson2743

8 жыл бұрын

*+Adam Malik* I knew you'd say that!

@DeathIsAroundUs

8 жыл бұрын

I knew you say that I knew you say that

@jeremiahjackson2743

8 жыл бұрын

*+DeathIsAroundUs* I knew you knew I knew you'd say that!

@mangan8r

4 жыл бұрын

13:01 Look at this dude😂(pause)

Judge dredd was a bad ass movie while growing up. I am the laaawww

@takashiari1598

8 жыл бұрын

It's kinda like Commando or Con Air in that it's so cheesy, it's actually amazing.

@Tankdomain

7 жыл бұрын

As a movie Judge Dredd is actually quite close in tone and humour to the comics. People think of Judge Dredd as this super serious character (which he is) but the comics themselves are anything but. They are like Mad Magazine parodies of sci-fi cop movies. The comics are utterly ridiculous with Dredd playing the straight man for contrast.

@Sorrel-Fox

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah the comic was made as a satire on the American Justice System and the idolization of police violence and the "lone gun" stereotype. I like both Dredd movies for different reasons, they both weirdly get things right about the universe.

@Tankdomain

7 жыл бұрын

ClockworkFoxify Dredd gets the titular character right. Carl Urban IS Judge Dredd as far as I'm concerned. Where Judge Dredd got the world, character types and the satire right. Both actually work quite well as movies about Judge Dredd. People just rag on Stalone because of his thick, New Jersey accent.

@Maximara

6 жыл бұрын

In fact, Judge Dredd (1995) takes several ideas/plots straight from the comics. The Angel family's cannibalism comes straight from the comic (1980) as does Mean "Mean Machine" Angel's anger dial. The movie's basic plot is a condensed version of the "Day the Law Died" (1978) where a madman (Cal) becomes Chief Judge and framed Dredd to get him out of the way. Dredd having a clone brother is also from the comics: "The Return of Rico" (1977). The Dredd comics of the 1970's had a _lot_ of camp elements. For example, Chief Judge Cal made a fish Deputy Chief Judge and in his search for the Judge Child Dreed encountered Faro who had recreated ancient Egypt in the Cursed Earth and had slaves mine garbage. ( www.starkafterdarkonline.com/?p=9963 ) While the camp toned down in the main Dredd books in the 1990s, it went to even higher levels in tie-ins like Red Razors. In that book (set 50 years further in the future from the Dredd series) the body of Elvis Presley (who is worshiped as a god) is stolen. Searching for the body is Sov-Block Judge Razors (a mind altered criminal), his talking horse Ed (who is also a Judge), and the Spooky Doo enforcers (who as the name suggests are effectively Scooby Doo and company knock offs...to the point "Mystery Machine" is on the side of their van).

"Officer Johnson reporting for duty" literally made me laugh out loud.

7:18 Not sure if this aged like fine wine or milk.

@seancombs1188

3 жыл бұрын

Glad someone else noticed this, talk about foreshadowing

"its nice to see over the years West Virginia hasn't changed" you wound me. :(

"oh boy judge dredd! i loved this movie!... wait, the 1995 film? oh.... oh shit...."

Dredd: "IAMDARAWW!!" "What?" Dredd: "IYAMDAWAAA!!" "What??" Dredd: "IYAMMLALAAAAA!!" "You are lala?" Dredd: "Fuck it". BLAMM!!!! The idea of one man being judge, jury and executioner, based on no evidence ,witnesses, testimony, investigation, discovery, or oversight, is terrifying. Just imagine Mississippi or Louisiana: "I judge you guilty of being black and listening to rap music!" BLAM!" Or imagine him being Roger Ebert: "I judge your movie of TOTALLY SUCKING and wasting two hours of my life!!" BLAMM!!

@genesismultiverse4896

Ай бұрын

Or Mr t YOUR GUILTY OF DRUG SMUGGELING FOOL I'M GONNA SING TO YAH

This film literally breaks cannon. The long walk is literally just one of three options. the other two is either reassignment to becoming an instructor or returning to civilian life in the city.. literally the long walk is just seen as a noble pursuit.

@Ticketman99

4 жыл бұрын

It's called taking liberties. There were worse liberties taken(the helmet thing, Fergie character travesty, Hershey character travesty, Griffin character travesty). The Long Walk was used here as a manipulation tactic in exchange for lightening Dredd's sentence as opposed to Griffin straight up killing Fargo(i.e Cal killing Goodman in the source material). Now that I think about it, Cal would have been a better corrupt Chief Judge(Justice)villain because ham and Judge Fish lol

I was wondering why he didn't do an old vs. new episode for Dredd, but then I realized that the new would win in every conceivable category.

@விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்

6 жыл бұрын

Old version had the satire of the comics which 2012 version was missing.

@Ticketman99

4 жыл бұрын

Nope. The Day The Law Died+Return Of Rico>>>>original plot written specifically for the movie. Rico himself>>>>MaMa. This movie's score>>>>that movie's score. Oh, and the "Dredd tests a rookie" part was better when the rookie was Giant...but that's not in the '95 movie lol

This is the funniest nostalgia critic episode ever

@SoldierOfChrist241

3 жыл бұрын

The Hulk Episode or The Adventures Of Sonic*

"Judge Dredd" armour costume designed by Gianni Versace

@HappyCynic

4 жыл бұрын

Emma Porteous designed the costume, not Versace. Versace's designs were fucking ridiculous.

Brother Dredd! I knew you'd BETRAY THE LAWWWW

@benitofranco372

7 жыл бұрын

Fusilier LAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!

The Karl Urban version of Dredd from a few years ago was fucking awesome! It was like John Carpenter meets Paul Veerhoven.

Is anyone currently working on a Judge Dredd musical?

Hey Doug/Critic! Review 2012 and Zathura!

1:55 Ackchewelee, the Mega Cities of the Judge Dredd universe have been a thing since the 1970's.

the LAAAAAAW!

@FoxiFyer

8 жыл бұрын

+ButtZilla1031 LUUUAAAAWWWWHHHHHH

@Battlefieldd3

8 жыл бұрын

I AM THE LAWWWWWWW!!!!

@gwailo1056

8 жыл бұрын

I AM.... THE LAW

@gwailo1056

8 жыл бұрын

I AM.... THE LAW

@gwailo1056

8 жыл бұрын

I AM.... THE LAW

12:53 That look on Schneider's face: "OMG this is the only time I'll ever be in a scene with Max Von Sydow"

I still prefer this Dredd film to the new one. I wish they made a Stalone Dredd Trilogy one more campy than the next. The second film could have been the Dark Judges ark and the 3rd The Apocalypse War. and a bonus 4th film could have been the Chief Judge Caligula arc. it would have been awesome!

You know if you pause it at 7:00 and squint a bit, Stallone looks like an older Joey from Friends or a twin to him now but buff lol

19:21 I forget my iPod... (100 Bottles of Beer on the wall...)

I watch this gem of a video every few months for a good laugh never fucking realized Superman’s mom was a judge 😂

In my opinion the biggest problem with this movie is that it isn't a Judge Dredd movie. It's just another Stallon future action movie with just a little Dredd aspects sprinkled in.

Judge Druid... He is the Lore!

13:43 I lost it XD

16:25 - Went from cheesy comic book to Boys from Brazil in a matter of seconds.

James earl Jones doing the narration he sounds like he is using his Darth Vader voice

Have you noticed there are a lot of movies which stallone is arrested for no reason and has to prove himself not guilty

when I saw Stallone at first, I said "CAPTAIN FALCON!"

@orangeslash1667

3 жыл бұрын

Dredd was an inspiration for the design.

I loved the reboot with Karl Urban. HOWEVER.......it was too restricted. The orginal showed us the wasteland, other Judge units of the precinct, an awesome battlebot and a sad backstory of Dredd.

TWANTY YEARS!

11:19 THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

I don't understand how anyone can not love this movie. Except for that turd Rob Schneider. It's so badawesome. It gave so much for humanity. ...it is the LAAAW! (ps: look for Law remix by Alcaca, best thing ever)

Judge dredd is still my absolute favorite sci fi movie. The way it captured the meg inspired me all my life.

Those who have seen Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 will be satisfied for what Stallone's character should have said to the exiled Yandu. Ravangers shouldn't have a code they should have a LAWWWWWW so Stallone can ham it up once again.

3:56 there’s the usual ammo and semi auto firing, there’s rapid fire, stun, double whammy, hot shot, armor piercing, incendiary, and probably a few more firing capabilities.

14:07 reminds me of Curse of the Were Rabbit: 'a bullet?' lightning 'a bullet'

2:14 You give Michael Behn his rifle back right now!

If liking dredd is a crime then lock me up in an iso cube.

@kingkaza

3 жыл бұрын

*locks you in a iso cube*

@julieporter7805

3 жыл бұрын

You broke the LUAHWWWW! Of good taste! How do you plead?

1:11 and just before it genius but the judge Judy gag was pure genius

The thing is, it is actually fairly true to the comic in a lot of ways. That is how the uniform looks, the gun has a bunch of settings, and they do go on the long walk.

@rafaelkoch7526

6 жыл бұрын

Seth Corbett The long walk is optional in the comic.

Did you see that episode of LAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW and Order last night

Every time you hear a musician brag about Versace, I want you to think of the codpiece Stallone wears in this movie. That was Gianno Versace's idea. You're welcome.

Ah yes, the good old standard issue armour-piercing, hollow-point, explosive tipped, incendiary, tracer, double-whammy, tax-filing, sandwich-making ammunition. Never leave home without it.

4:32 best bit!

02:35 lamo XD

Fun fact: Stallone’s mother had complications during his birth, causing the obstetricians to use two pairs of forceps. Misuse of these severed a nerve in Stallone’s face, causing paralysis in parts of his face. Despite this Stallone went on to become an almost morbidly successful actor.

5:03 Wait, is this Diane Lane? Blimy, she looks young!

Doug should really review the Remake, i think is amazing

The worst part is where he takes the helmet off so many times Dredd never does this

@rezaqalam482

Жыл бұрын

Same with master chief on halo series on Paramount +

Supposably Stallone wanted this move to Kickstart a series based on the comics. Stallone was apperently a big fan of them and he jumped at the idea to work in them. He got into a huge argument with the producers about dreads face being shown. The producers didn't understand the point in his face never being shown.

When half the cast of Dune couldn't find other work...