I GAHT NO STRINGS TO HOLD ME DOWN. TO MAKE ME FRET OR MAKE ME FROWN. I HAD STRINGS BUT NOW I'M FREE. DEH AH NO STRINGS ON MEEEEE!!!

@4getfulness16

9 жыл бұрын

***** Yes!

@04whim

9 жыл бұрын

As it happens, I just got home from watching Age of Ultron and this is the first thing I watched with it being in my recommendations.

@Brainwave101

9 жыл бұрын

"So patiently I watch this town, no puppet strings can hold me down, soon abnormal shall be the norm, enjoy the calm before the storm."

@docdave15

9 жыл бұрын

***** I want to see Arnold and Ultron do a duet on it now.

@4getfulness16

9 жыл бұрын

johnhamilton08 That would be awesome

I think you can just sum up this movie with the line, "Hasta la vista Rosemary's Baby"

@alexandresobreiramartins9461

7 жыл бұрын

Great one! Congraduations, sir or ma'am!

Anyone else think Dafoe would've been a great Satan?

@TAFARockWarrior97

8 жыл бұрын

+John Reinke III He actually played the Devil in a commercial a few years ago.

@tobyrichter4119

8 жыл бұрын

+John Reinke III Yes

@alexanderfix3629

8 жыл бұрын

I agree.

@godzilladude1231

8 жыл бұрын

He was a good Jesus. Would be awesome for him to be the Devil as well XD

@megaben99

8 жыл бұрын

i do

2:29 So basically the devil in this movie is Michael Bay, good to know

@Stephakaii

9 жыл бұрын

***** I thought Michael Bay WAS the devil.

@godzillavkk

8 жыл бұрын

+Dr. Disrespect There are better canidates for that. Such as Donald Trump.

@hemmingwayfan

8 жыл бұрын

+godzillavkk No no no, the Lord of Darkness has a modicum of intelligence

@godzillavkk

8 жыл бұрын

hemmingwayfan Stupid kid, thinking a mere filmmaker is pure evil. You don't know what pure evil is.

@LinkMarioSamus

8 жыл бұрын

+Dr. Disrespect While I understand it's joking, personally I think there are far worse directors out there than Bay. Like Paul W.S. Anderson for instance.

I just love when the footage of Arnold getting hit by an egg is shown. he literally didn't even feel it.

I just love NC's Arnold impression. YARGHGHAGHH

This could have been worse. M. Night Shyamalan could have put the whole thing in a fucking elevator. Now THAT would have been a dumb movie.

@spiderboy43

9 жыл бұрын

I know right, and have the devil be some old lady that gets killed off second, and is seen in front of working security cameras. But I'm sure that no one would be that stupid to even put that on paper! That would be absolutely fucking retarted...

@alexandresobreiramartins9461

7 жыл бұрын

Amazing! You just showed how somebody could make a worse version of this movie! The Devil will reward you! (And Shyamalan, for bringing so much evil to earth...)

"Heart Burn!" Fitting joke after Arnold's Heart surgery, NC!

@ssjichigo666

10 жыл бұрын

that joke rivals "cool party"

I know it's stupid, but I wish NC had done the Care Bears 2 review before this one, just so he could make a DAAARKHEAAAART joke at 16:08 .

@Nqutical

8 жыл бұрын

Agreed! I would of postponed my retirement I would of took in 2 years just to see it! #Refrences #Thatmadenosince

So Arnold saves the day by committing the single worst sin in Catholicism, the one sin that can never be forgiven, IN A CATHOLIC CHURCH. Nobody caught that during the entire process of creating this film?

@hal900x

10 жыл бұрын

Chandra Napier Good question! Catholicism is pretty strict on this one though...it's the one unforgivable sin. And based on the fact that the Vatican was trying to murder her to prevent the coming of Satan, I'm going to hazard a guess, and that guess is: Yes. He went to Hell. The savior of the universe is even now screaming in inconceivable agony.

@chandranapier2259

10 жыл бұрын

hal900x But... The Vatican kept failing at that. Arnold ended up doing what several other men couldn't. O : He still did the world of God. ... Thinking way to far into this now XD

@darkdragonsoul99

10 жыл бұрын

Chandra Napier oddly enough yes god is kinda a dick

@chandranapier2259

10 жыл бұрын

darkdragonsoul99 Well, that sure sucks for poor Arnold. Maybe he and Satan can be friends in hell now that he apparently can't get back out.

@coreydoyle4702

10 жыл бұрын

Chandra Napier Nobody ever said God was fair. Barely forgiving. Certainly not loving.

I fucking love Santa Christ.

@joyunicycle

8 жыл бұрын

+IndigoPhoenix21 We all love Santa Christ!

@teldryn1040

8 жыл бұрын

I LOVE BOX OF HO HO HO'S!

@lacageasaad7973

7 жыл бұрын

He does everything we expect, and he also does pancakes !

Just once I wanna see a movie where the devil is actually a pretty cool guy. Not a saint or anything but still cool.

@Glace1221

10 жыл бұрын

I just wanna see a movie where the devil doesn't blow ass and look and sound lame.

@MariktheGunslinger

10 жыл бұрын

Feels Man Exorcist?

@Glace1221

10 жыл бұрын

I'll look into it!

@Ergoperidot

10 жыл бұрын

You into anime? If you are, then you're looking for the show "The Devil is a Part Timer"

@MariktheGunslinger

10 жыл бұрын

Colt Mccoy I think a dude who used to be an angel, has a near nonexistant kill record compared to God, and punishes wrongdoers sounds like an interesting character for fiction. Plus, I'm being deliberately sacrilegious because I love messing with popular interpretations of history and scripture.

This episode proved to me that I don't need to be good at math to be awesome and earn money.

Could listen to the "cookie down" song all day!!!

Me: YOU STUPID! Nostalgia Critic: No I’m not! Me: WHAT’S NINE TIMES 3?! Nostalgia Critic: …21?

One would have thought before this movie that Arnie vs the Devil would be more like a better movie version of the Doom game than this.

well to be fair satan is the one who is trying to fight an all powerful god, i dont think hes the brightest.

@DistractedGlobeGuy

9 жыл бұрын

Not exactly "all powerful"--Yaweh was defeated by *iron-armoured chariots.* He really is a pretty shite deity.

@animalportal1661

9 жыл бұрын

Distracted Globe Productions now that you think about it it also took him 7 days to create the universe

@DistractedGlobeGuy

9 жыл бұрын

Brendan Kress>Creates Eve from Adam's rib. >But has to rape St. Joseph's wife to impregnate her with an infant version of himself. >Stupid people murder each-other for millennia. >Shrek is Love, >Shrek is Life.

@AdmiralBison

9 жыл бұрын

Distracted Globe Productions makes you wonder if Satan and Yahweh are the same character. Also is Yahweh the creator of good and evil so what is Satan's purpose?

@DistractedGlobeGuy

9 жыл бұрын

Duane Locsin To be a scapegoat.

3:57 Arnold sums up Avengers Age of Ultron

That impersonation while singing I've Got no Strings. That was the most amazing thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

Wait, how come in his first body the Devil could survive getting shot, being blasted by grenades and getting run over by a train, but in Arnold's body, being stabbed is what does him in?

@Maxphyte

9 жыл бұрын

It's been forever since I've seen the film but I believe the sword was just to buy a little more time before the new year rang in lol. Man I forgot how ridiculous this movie was. The choir boy speech is the only good part of this movie haha

@applemask

9 жыл бұрын

erttheking Because church.

@DistantDeadWorlds

9 жыл бұрын

The one holding the sword is micheal the archangel

@jordanmahony4268

8 жыл бұрын

+erttheking because its arch angel michael and michael is the one that kicks his ass in the bible

@ZorotheGallade

8 жыл бұрын

+erttheking That sword had a +5 Demon Slaying enchantment. What else did you expect from something in the hands of an angel?

NOWBODY SPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Also, in the chrisitan bible this :"evil" satan is just following god the whole time, and eventually his kill toll only adds up to a few people. God on the other hand? Ah, just a few MILLION. So much for our morals being based on these books.

@rogueallcopsarebadx372

9 жыл бұрын

Well mostly God destroyed the ones who followed satan's ways.....I think the devil kills people's spirits and souls....temptations, trials,all kinds of cunning tricks. I think he hyptonizes people in doing someone something that will destroy your entire life...ex Adam and Eve, David, Solomon, and many others...it's also quite interesting how he communicates with God in Job...they don't argue or anything....just getting on each other's skin

@voidofspaceandtime4684

9 жыл бұрын

Adrine Mathu god would be a jerkoff if he thinks giving a species he created himself knowledge bad. The story of adumb and evil is basically just saying that decieving people is better than giving them thoughts and knowledge. Also, satan in the book is just god's follower, and he kills people based on his word....

@AdmiralBison

9 жыл бұрын

Well it is a pretty flimsy fictional narrative. It would probably make more sense if Yahweh and Satan where in cahoots or treating people as a chess board game this would time This would however negate free will that Yahweh supposedly instilled in people.

@YTISF

9 жыл бұрын

Daringdosbiggestfan scp6.9-32 beta Lol, the problem is not the knowledge. The real shit is the fact, that humans broke ONLY ONE fucking rule the've ever had. Seriously, they had EVERYTHING, just ONE taboo - and they fucked it up. Good job, assholes.

@voidofspaceandtime4684

9 жыл бұрын

Jack Frost Yeah, in a book written by humans. Are you an idiot? Its ALL FAKE. Also, a talking snake? a garden where everyyyything is just peeerfeeect? Shut up. That isnt even possible in your heaven.

But wait. If the numbers are upside down and backwards it would have no meaning because it's originally in Greek χξϛ. But hey, let's assume John thought in Roman numerals, DCLXVI, I still can't do that upside down and backwards.

4:09 Aah, so Arnold's Ultron? Hmm, a merciless robot bent on destruction..yeah, he has experience with that.

I know that he messed up with 9+9+9=21, but the joke was so funny that I don't care.

@korickarmstrong3468

10 жыл бұрын

He did that on purpose for the joke I think.

@greyassassin24

10 жыл бұрын

I don't think so, he listed it in his "The Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups" which is the video that led me here.

@alexandresobreiramartins9461

7 жыл бұрын

What matters is... CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!

It seems like God never does anything in theese movies. He allways needs somebody to fight for him.

But the intro... and the way he says "very thankfully" ... it gets me literally every time

Why did they kill a rattlesnake??? What do rattlesnakes have to do with making demon-making-infants? That rattlesnake ain't done shit to deserve that, it didn't sign up for this

@EarthGirlTerra

8 жыл бұрын

Snakes are used as the devil's personification usually.

@JaelinBezel

8 жыл бұрын

+Tara Markov Just like eagles for Zeus and Peacocks for hera

@dragonlover7196

8 жыл бұрын

Tara Markov rattlesnake ain't sign up for this.

@JaelinBezel

8 жыл бұрын

***** Yes, it is doubtful the snake itself has any real allegiance to or even ever heard of the devil, leaving it to wonder why these crazy humans are killing it.

@EarthGirlTerra

8 жыл бұрын

Cody Hines but this is about biblical folklore.

NC's explanation of he devil makes more sense than this movie and is more entertaining

Damn i want that cookie rap D:

Anyone else hear Critic say "builds anger in the hearts of men" at 2:13? Some kind of audio error?

@johnellizz

9 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah, it was audio distortion. He actually said "constructs malice in the cardiovascular systems of male hominids".

@magnussvensson4527

9 жыл бұрын

I heard that too

@TFrills

9 жыл бұрын

***** yea cause that's what he fucking said

@annemarie4305

9 жыл бұрын

TFrills Do you not understand that at 2:13, there isn't supposed to be dialogue? Jesus Christ, dude. At least go to the time link before giving me attitude.

@TFrills

9 жыл бұрын

***** You can barely hear it. It might just be your imagination. Why the fuck would he dub that over the sound of an explosion? Wouldn't he have to do that on purpose?

"No one expects the Spanish inquisition" I lost it when that played

This is one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies ever!!!! I love it!!

@SurgeCess

8 жыл бұрын

lol same here, I must admit, I love this movie

@Cameron_TPTNS

8 жыл бұрын

It's such good Arnold fun and I actually really enjoy Gabriel Byrne's devil. Especially his introduction in the restaurant lol!! Also I thought the action and plot were just fine. Especially when i was a kid. I loved and still have fun with this movie.

@tommycipriani2254

7 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed this movie, one of Arnold's humanized roles. I was 7 years old when I saw this in theatres, and when it Arnold almost gets beat to death in the rainy, dark alley it completely shocked & saddened me. Also come to think of it, Max Payne reminds me a bit of Schwarzenegger's character, a New York hard-boiled, depressed cop who's wife & child were murdered and wears a black jacket.

@DoubleO88

6 жыл бұрын

Tommy Cipriani not to Mention the dark demonic elements around him, recently rewatched it and thought Max Payne too

999? Thats our contries police number.

@SantosAl

10 жыл бұрын

That sadly explains many things.

@kittycatmeowmeow963

3 жыл бұрын

It's my locker number.

Satan, if he existed would be the suave lawyer type. A great dancer and an even better conversationalist. Not to mention not engaging in such crass uses of violence.

@Godslayer1975

10 жыл бұрын

yes you just described AL pacino in The Devil's Advocate too a tee , and he played the roll of the devil perfect .

@WA-ge3vz

10 жыл бұрын

Only a demon would know such information. Now we must sacrifice you to God and condemn you to hell.

@123till321

9 жыл бұрын

Not a tax collector? Or a politician?

@NefariousDreary

9 жыл бұрын

It's true. He's more of a conniving sceemer than he is a direct tackler.

It's funny, years ago I read that 616 in fact is the real number of the beast...

I thought at the end he was going to say Chuck Norris instead of Santa Christ

@therexdragonblade6821

8 жыл бұрын

+Sail Boat Me too.

@aleksvitolins

8 жыл бұрын

A-Chucka NorrISSSSSSSSSSSSS

@joyunicycle

8 жыл бұрын

Though it would be cool if they were combined!

@roshpotter06

8 жыл бұрын

+joyunicycle the ass-kicking santa Christ? that would be cool

is santachrist dougs brother?

@FaceUnreality

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah his name is Rob Walker.

@shooter2224

10 жыл бұрын

FaceUnreality i know his name i was just wondering if it was him XD

@zzmoonz

10 жыл бұрын

What do you mean santachrist is real I believe in santachrist!!!

The fiery piss gets me every time!

If you think it's weird hearing Arnold sing I've Got No Strings then you should hear Ultron

@denniswilliams6519

9 жыл бұрын

Ultron made it creepy.

@jareththegoblinking3191

9 жыл бұрын

Dennis Williams he didnt sing it, he just said the line

"Good wins because bad(the devil) is dumb"

@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K

9 жыл бұрын

Well, he did go up against an omnipotent, omniscient, being. How smart was he really?

Also I feel like this is the Devil that should've been in Ghost Rider 2. At least HE knows how to use Devil powers.

Honestly, when I heard Arnold singing I've Got No Strings, I just fell back on my chair laughing like crazy!! Really hilarious!!

14:30- Oh shit, there goes OJ's Bronco.

The numbers thing (666 is really 999) is still really stupid. John of the Book of Revelations wrote in Koine Greek, and therefore he used the Greek numbering system. In some manuscripts, the number reads like χξϛ. In others, it is written in long form like ἑξακόσιοι ἑξήκοντα ἕξ.

also, we missed a good holy hand grenade reference here...

I love it when he says "get this"

3:57 to 4:07 I laughed so hard I had a mini heart-attack. Well played, Doug. I may have done irreparable damage to my cardiovascular system, but at least I die a happy man.

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisti-" *SLAM*

Robin Tunney breast shot is NEVER pointless.

6:06 - 6:08 I love how he says cat while his mouth doesn't move.

I've spent days watching NC videos. Thank you for wasting my life. I really do mean that.

Thomas Aquinas? THOMAS AQUIN....?! ....I give up.

No dearkheart/carebears reference? I am dissapoint.

@chaoticwarrior12

10 жыл бұрын

this came before that review i believe

@seraphiccandy21

10 жыл бұрын

chaoticwarrior12 ah, that explains it

"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" God, there are just so many great references in this video...

Now the Critic is back, thumbs up for him bringing Swcharzenneger Month back!!

Wow, Arnie gets owned by Professor Sprout. The world is a wonderful place.

@treyowen9213

8 жыл бұрын

That was Professor Sprout?! 😧

@jedimarhwini948

8 жыл бұрын

Ted Owen Pretty darn sure.

@Spindler2007

8 жыл бұрын

+Jedi Marhwini Yep it is. Who would have thought a schoolteacher from Hogwarts was actually a Satanist

"I would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas." For fuck's sake - this film is so lame and half-assed they can't even make names for their own character's without ripping off famous historical theologians. As you could probably tell, I'm not exactly a devout follower of the Church, but even they, and especially a undisputed genius like Aquinas, don't deserve this kind of pathetic humiliation...

@sonofangron2969

9 жыл бұрын

:/

@Robloxman226

9 жыл бұрын

***** ...Yea. It is. ... Cool.

@Richard-oo6pc

9 жыл бұрын

***** I don't get it. How is he not a genius? His philosophy is still studied today and he has influenced so much of western philosophy. Will scholars study you 800 yrs from now?

I'm a little surprised the Care Bears didn't pop up... With DAAAAARK HEEEEEEART

Instead of Santa Christ, I was expecting Chuck Norris, because he can possess the devil. lol

Praise Santa Christ for Santa Christ!! :D

Cats aren't scary?! Just ask Dean Winchester.

@lucasbell4831

7 жыл бұрын

Jadin Rosh Wow, cats are almost as scary as anybody who still supports Supernatural.

The Alice in Wonderland part had me in stitches.

The cat actually did make me jump, haha.

CAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!

Seriously nothing for when he calls the Devil a choir boy?

The combination of the "AGH HEARTBURN" and the "you shall not pass" made me piss myself xD

Nobody has ever mentioned this....but at 2:14, if you listen closely, you'll hear him say "builds anger in the heart of men" during the explosion (it's kinda quiet), but then he says that exact line a few seconds after. Not sure if that's a editing mistake, but nobody in the years this video has been uploaded by NC has pointed this out lol

14:25 The Devil is an idiot. He was fooled by a mouldy boot once

@thedude76555

10 жыл бұрын

youre an idiot freaking bronie

@killgriffinnow

10 жыл бұрын

thedude76555 Take any number you like. Multiply it by 2. Take your answer, halve it, then subtract the number you started. That's how many fucks I give.

@Unethical.Dodgson

10 жыл бұрын

Friendshipismagic You forgot to mention that it's his (or her, their voice hasn't broken) IQ too.

@raidman3733

10 жыл бұрын

Friendshipismagic Sir, I would like to award you the nomination for Best "Fuck Off" Given In KZread Comments Ever.

@ruttsuco.804

10 жыл бұрын

Friendshipismagic OH SNAP YOU GO GIRL/GUY!

someone should do a decent remake of this movie. AND FAST! arnold wont last very long

if you listen at 2:13 you can hear doug practicing his line!

Arnold did not give even the smallest of fucks about that egg. If he gave any less of a fuck he would create a new emotion of negative apathy.

Me:you stupid NC:no I'm not Me:what's 9+9+9 NC:21 Just kidding I love the Nostalgia Critic and I like how he addresses his own flaws

Three nines make 27,

@rigulur

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Critic did note this mistake in one of his Top 11 videos.

@joinmarch76

10 жыл бұрын

Plus, by that subtracting a number logic, you wouldn't get Cat, you'd get...CAZ!

Lol at the end. Haha wow. Figured there would be bloopers. Some of the silly monologue through the review. December 28, 1999! 2 days before my 13th birthday!! :O Dang!

I don't know whether to laugh at this or just throw my computer out the window.

With all these explosions you'd think the Devil was actually Michael Bay >_> Devil: This is not the last you will see of my explosions. Soon I will bring about you mortals something far more sinister...I will create a series of live-action Transformers movies starring Shia Lebeouf! Mwahahahaha!!!!

@tripleb5197

8 жыл бұрын

And you will know that I will grow more powerful with every sequel that keeps getting pushed out! And when my power is at its climax, I shall unleash my greatest weapon of all: a remake of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where the turtles are actually aliens!

AAHHHHHH HEART BUUUUURN!!! LMFAO i cant XD

You really love the Evil Dead with all those references

The It's okay it's the Devil joke and the Heartburn joke were the funniest parts of this review. They were funny as Hell.

Critic made the original 21 joke.

@XrandommonX

9 жыл бұрын

I just realized that.

666 is Nero

@Gooberpatrol66

10 жыл бұрын

I learned that from Numberphile! P.S. 666 is Neron 616 is Nero

@dovahkiin7253

10 жыл бұрын

619 Is Rey Mysterio

Laughed way too hard at that LoR reference.

9:25 - all that scene was missing was the March Hare saying, "There's only one way to stop a mad watch!" - and then the gun shooting.

Doug does know that 9+9+9 is 27, right?

@kittycatmeowmeow963

3 жыл бұрын

I don't care; the joke is still awesome. 😹

The number of the beast was 616... Not 666...

14:23 I can't help but feel like the nostalgia critic just wanted to say that line while this scene played.

the scene with the devil and Gandalf was the most epic nc edit I have evah seen!

12:47 nc is good at math

CAAAAAT!!!

I always rofl over his arnold expressions!

Actually you're absolutely correct. I completely forgot about that little plot hole :D

GANDOLF > GOD

@AndreasFunnell

9 жыл бұрын

***** Fakin nerd u mast put kapa efter dat or else u nerd

@AndreasFunnell

9 жыл бұрын

***** Skrubb u so bed Kappa

@AndreasFunnell

9 жыл бұрын

***** I'm joking bro, Kappa means sarcasm... Ever been on Twitch?

@katara314

9 жыл бұрын

***** Well a Maia anyway. xD

@katara314

9 жыл бұрын

***** Well a Maia anyway. xD

do why didn't the devil take over the world in 999

@jamesb.8940

7 жыл бұрын

Because there were no Fundies to predict that he would :)

@lucasbell4831

7 жыл бұрын

Cringe Gamer Because they missed the deadline when creating this movie by a thousand years and said "fuck it".

In that sex scene between Christine and Gabriel Burn, am I the only one who noticed FIVE legs sticking out from under the covers?

Why is it so badass when someone grabs a bunch of guns and gear in a movie? The sounds are really soothing, yet badass.

That cat joke got super annoying...

The carter years?

@KangaKucha

10 жыл бұрын

Carter could have been better, but wasn't awful to warrent that. He at least as been a great EX president, one must give em that. Heck dare I say better than Obama or even Clinton?

@lemillionloser526

10 жыл бұрын

Mathew Clemence Did you just reply to yourself?

@KangaKucha

10 жыл бұрын

Japan-Cat Tama Yeah, its like I made the comment,then thought about it, then replied as a follow up. It's just a thing.

@lemillionloser526

10 жыл бұрын

Mathew Clemence I thought Google+ added an edit comment feature.

@KangaKucha

10 жыл бұрын

Japan-Cat Tama didn't fig that out then, I know how now thank you or doomo ;)

Proprio diabolico il tuo piano satana complimenti x la recitazione nemico

9:13 I can't get enough of that joke. Love the use of Alice in wonderland