Cool as Ice - Nostalgia Critic
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Starring Vanilla Ice. Need we say more?... Yes. The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1991's Vanilla Ice led film.
Originally aired on 9/29/2009.
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"Drop that zero and get with the hero!" Never have more inspirational words been spoken in a cinematic film.
@Orcaluv26
8 жыл бұрын
It is right up there with "I love you wife" from Lost in Space. Truly one of the greatest written and delivered lines in cinema.
@TUkrLad
8 жыл бұрын
+Orcaluv26 CALIFORNIA
@katsu890
8 жыл бұрын
+Kaiser Chris He got it off the Disney channel
@TUkrLad
8 жыл бұрын
Armin Arlert the Assassin"You are tearing me apart Lisa"
@katsu890
8 жыл бұрын
Captain Possible Wrong movie XD
"Forget about him. I already have." "And so will the rest of the world in six months." Who knew you could burn ice?
@deadcool3227
6 жыл бұрын
Oooooooh!!
@deadcool3227
6 жыл бұрын
Nathan Schmitz oooooooh!!
@wilfur3077
6 жыл бұрын
You mean *melt* ice? OOOOO
@rydermccall3590
6 жыл бұрын
Such a cold burn I’m surprised Mr Freeze didn’t use it.
@GreekShinobi223
6 жыл бұрын
The Real Natsu Dragneel He means that people forgot about vanilla ice six months after the movie came out
This movie is filmed like an early 90's Pepsi commercial.
@BP-dn9nv
4 жыл бұрын
The writing quality is about the same too
@mrdufresne05
4 жыл бұрын
It was directed by a commercial director.
@plattytheperrypus5701
4 жыл бұрын
They just forgot to advertise the pepsi
@lemmythebulldog8812
4 жыл бұрын
Know any virgins?
@ronburgundy244
3 жыл бұрын
@@lemmythebulldog8812 *spit take*
"You don't know me, you don't know me at all." Isn't that kind of the point she was trying to make?
@DOSRetroGamer
5 жыл бұрын
He is not the smartest ice cube in the tray.
@originoflogos
4 жыл бұрын
Bi-polar, the movie!
"Drop that zero and get with a hero" I think that was the movie telling you to stop watching and put on something else.
@thestwinner680
7 жыл бұрын
LOL - Wow, so the movie *is* actually self-aware and reflects more insight than we ever took for granted... or.... *NNNOOOOT!* ;D
@jeremybrown9611
6 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@nightmareeclipse8383
6 жыл бұрын
The !st Winner this movie is not smart enough to be self aware
@train4292
6 жыл бұрын
Drop that Hero And get with the Sub Zero!
@wildwabagoose
6 жыл бұрын
Movie is too stupid to be self aware
If I can interpret this correctly Ice stalks this girl and cat calls her until the lazy script tells her that she needs to love him?
@MrPiccoloku
7 жыл бұрын
This movie has major issues with relationships, it seems
@xxoxia
7 жыл бұрын
The script is actually better than the film. I haven't read the entire thing, but the bit I have read didn't even look like it was originally supposed to be Vanilla Ice. He isn't mentioned in the first few pages.
@ilopominecrafter
6 жыл бұрын
Albus Kane wrong, the movie is one big issue with relationships
@randomdude1361
6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about the part where he tries to kill her via horse and motorcycle
@jamesnoble8205
6 жыл бұрын
There's no sane woman on Earth who wouldn't laugh herself into a seizure at a guy dressed /acting/talking like Vanilla here trying to hit on her. She'd think she was being pranked for a hidden camera KZread channel or something
I WAS FROZEN TODAY
@Lone_Rocket
7 жыл бұрын
27 Bullets It works on so many levels.
@vickolous
7 жыл бұрын
was it by a VINELA... venilla... velina... valina ice? I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL OK?!?!
@daemeonblack1703
6 жыл бұрын
*+Vickolous* Vanilla
@birchwood5889
3 жыл бұрын
@@vickolous vanilla
@biggezee
3 жыл бұрын
Now your as "Cool As Ice"!
"You like my shorts? I got them from the Hamburglar." Oh my gosh... that was BRILLIANT!!
@jesshadfield3566
Жыл бұрын
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
I loved the sequel when we found out that Ice went grunge, hardcore, and then lived with the Amish. Wait, what? That happened in real life? Well, fuck me.
6 жыл бұрын
Hey Internet, Eric here .............................and almost died of a drug overdose and later was busted for robbing a house that he thought was vacant.
@turnersince86
5 жыл бұрын
Hey Internet, Eric here 🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂👌🏾
@Pubupixie
5 жыл бұрын
The sad part is that sounds like a way better story than the movie.
" Go dumbass go dumbass go ! Go dumbass go dumbass go ! " It's so funny and fits so well with the rhythm and the dancing
The best joke in this review is the movie itself.
@SwagbitoUchiha
8 жыл бұрын
+Mindd Kidzag That was cold, man.
@ShotgunLlama
8 жыл бұрын
+Swagbito Uchiha Cold as EISSS!
@S1nwar
8 жыл бұрын
+Mindd Kidzag not its "caucasian meadows"
@theveganwujeeta
8 жыл бұрын
+Mindd Kidzag The whiteness of this movie is MOST UNORTHODOX
@SwagbitoUchiha
8 жыл бұрын
SupperSammich4 It's even whiter than my profile picture.
the stalking car scene probably was stalky at all as they just wanted the girl to GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. :)
Had to come here after watching Jon Tron's review
@maxiapalucci2511
5 жыл бұрын
Sameeeeeeee
Fun Fact! The cinematographer of this did Schindler's List!
@Apeksim
6 жыл бұрын
The Grand Inquisitor And pretty much becomes Spielberg's trusted cinematographer after that.
@dreamlandnightmare
6 жыл бұрын
You have to admit, if nothing else, the movie has nice cinematography.
@thedangerwich5476
5 жыл бұрын
dreamlandnightmare true, the film has a ton of great shots. it's just that the plot and everything else is horrible.
@Hessed3712
5 жыл бұрын
Mephistopheles Was this his first film? Or was he ticked off about something and took out on the movie?
@juhaniaho6698
5 жыл бұрын
MadameMouthfeel JANUSZ KAMINSKI WORKED ON THIS?!
"Yeeaah, got that off the Disney Channel." Hahaha man this is great stuff
God this movie makes The Room look like Citizen Kane
@raydarable
5 жыл бұрын
You take that back.
@steviemcdonut
5 жыл бұрын
The room was already citizen Kane
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
4 жыл бұрын
The Citizen Kane of bad movies.
@blastedquinn56
3 жыл бұрын
Freddy got fingered is also made the room, (the citizen Kane of bad films) does look like citizen Kane.
@stuvvi
3 жыл бұрын
@@blastedquinn56 to be fair fgf was bad on purpose
Vanilla ice, ice cube, and Arnold Schwarzenegger should make a movie full to the brim of ice puns
@LiveNiceness14
8 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Ice T. X-Men's Iceman. Top Gun's Iceman and Elsa from Frozen.
@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
8 жыл бұрын
+Maxie Ruby f*** it, let's add Jack Frost while we're at it
@BintaCoulibal
8 жыл бұрын
+Ionlymadethistoleavecoments Don't forget Frozone from The Incredibles
@salatgurke30
8 жыл бұрын
Why not make an Ice Cream Truck their mobile Headquarters? And maybe add Gucci Mane for all the Ice he got on
@WhoIsIanMcGovern
8 жыл бұрын
What killed white people? THE VANILLA ICE AGE!!!
Honestly, i kinda miss these kinds of reviews, with clips from the movies, it's been a lot of sketches lately, (Don't take me wrong, i enjoy those too, but i prefer these)
@lovelylavender9106
8 жыл бұрын
+Dainn Greywall I like the sketches too. But I think it has to do with the videos being taken down when they do have the movie clips in them :(
@MoonlitLycan
8 жыл бұрын
These older reviews seem to be more at risk for being taken down as they show more footage from the films than the amount you see in the sketch heavy newer Critic videos. Seeing as Google/KZread is letting companies run free on this site with no regards to any legal acts, these older reviews tend to get taken down more often than the newer ones do.
@playstation645angie
8 жыл бұрын
2 words law suits :( I also miss the real scenes because unless you saw the movie you wont get the scenes he is talking about.
@therock238360
8 жыл бұрын
What dissapoints me is that the new hocus pocus review (which is a movie over 2 decades old) is a giant sketch
@luxtenax9175
8 жыл бұрын
People don't seem to understand that even old movies footage can still be subjected to copyright claims, specially on a place like youtube.
The best part is Doug just laughing for the intro.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
4 жыл бұрын
The movie speaks for itself.
@jonclark3491
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed best intro ever.
@ZuluRomeo
3 жыл бұрын
It's brilliant
@AncientCityMusic
3 жыл бұрын
Fake laughing.
5:28 LMAO! I love they way the guy asked "what" is that, and not "who" is that. It was the movies way of telling future audiences that even at the time this movie was being made, everyone knew Vanilla Ice was a money making object, not an actual person.
Since I was born in 93' the only reason I even know of Vanilla Ice is the second Turtles Movie.
@frozenaorta
7 жыл бұрын
Not sure either one is more relevant today than the other.
@jediknightgeo
7 жыл бұрын
frozenaorta Are you kidding? TMNT is WAY more relevant.
@frozenaorta
7 жыл бұрын
***** The franchise is obviously. I just meant the film, TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze.
@As_Arturas
7 жыл бұрын
I was born earlier than you and the only reason i know of him is this review and your comment.
@Igarappappa
7 жыл бұрын
Same. 89.
Ice is like all the jerks and idiots I've met in my life mixed into a vanilla milkshake. And god help me I wanna use my bat on that drink.
@nightmareeclipse8383
6 жыл бұрын
Red Zero X I shall help and bring my machete
Its just funny that they had to make the music ear bleedingly terrible, the boyfriend a complete d-bag, etc. Just to make Vanilla Ice seem the slightest bit bearable by comparison..
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
4 жыл бұрын
Creator's Pet
@BP-dn9nv
4 жыл бұрын
And it still failed. Miserably.
@amarikristopher8409
3 жыл бұрын
His songs: terrible Other songs in this NOT sung by him: good.
@Spiralredd
Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is they did this when another white rapper rose to fame only difference was 8 mile was FCKING amazing this is basically 8 mile if it was directed by a drunk uncle at a family reunion
Apparently the director of the movie disowns this piece of crap. And when the director of Inspector Gadget does that, that's saying something.
5 жыл бұрын
Vilmundur Gunnarsson He should disown Inspector Gadget as well. It's just as awful as this movie.
@crowravencorvenrow
5 жыл бұрын
@ I liked Inspector Gadget.
@anomalocaris2593
3 жыл бұрын
@@crowravencorvenrowI is bad, but at least it had some charm
@RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher
3 жыл бұрын
@@crowravencorvenrow The 1983 original animated series only, not the 1999 live-action film.
@robertparker6280
3 жыл бұрын
Which one?
If Vanilla Ice's goal in this movie was to make himself look like the world's biggest tool, then he succeeded.
@b3rz3rk3r9
5 жыл бұрын
He's a whiter tool than a screwdriver set dowsed and frozen in bleach
@Spiralredd
Жыл бұрын
I know not everyone liked 8 mile but this movie makes 8 mile look absolutely phenomenal
The part where VIce is randomly dancing by himself in front of a house dressed in the most garish 90s clothes possible for no logical reason is the best part.
Vanilla Ice's acting makes Tommy Wisaeu look like Daniel Day Lewis
@tk-mw2wy
4 жыл бұрын
which one
"Care to be lame with me?" best line ever 😂🤣😂
"Don't mock me, I'm gonna last forever". That's hilarious .
I've met Michael Gross, the dude is more down-to-earth than down-to-earth! On set he treats everyone the same: cast, crew, background performers, studio staff. He's not above any one.
Those jokes were pretty....nICE.
@Chan0art
8 жыл бұрын
All this ice and still no one thinks im cool. XD
@Intothevoid-NIB
7 жыл бұрын
Freeze well, bird boy
@monkekun3033
6 жыл бұрын
Cause he's ICEEE
Pot: "You are so black." Kettle: "I'm not black! You're black! Pot: "I'm not black! You're black! Kettle: "You don't know what you're talking about!" Pot: "OOOOOOOHHHHHH....!"
@GamesFromSpace
8 жыл бұрын
Nobody involved with this movie was black.
@inanimatesum4945
8 жыл бұрын
+Joshua Pearce what the hell are you talking about? So were those black people so black you couldn't see them?
@invock
8 жыл бұрын
+TriEdge371 Even black people looked white in this movie.
@quincypope8704
8 жыл бұрын
sadly i agree, the black people embarrassed me lol
@GamesFromSpace
8 жыл бұрын
TriEdge371 You must be a lot of fun at parties.
even before the movie was even released, it still fuckin failed. you know what the tag line for this movie is? "when a girl has a heart made of stone, theres only one way to melt it... just add ice." THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE ON A TECHNICAL LEVEL!
@maximusdork3336
6 жыл бұрын
It's stupid, therefore represents Vanilla Ice.
@drinkawater7477
2 жыл бұрын
everybody knows that ice melts stone
@user-f2hl
Жыл бұрын
Vanilla ice when he wrote this tag: imma some kind of kemist bebe
@millsykooksy4863
Жыл бұрын
lmfaooooo
This is easily one of my favorite nostalgia critic reviews. The jokes were just so damn funny. The movie gives him so much to work with. Everything flows so natural as well (unlike some of his other reviews).
@PirateoftheTouYube
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, whenever I wonder if old NC is better than new NC or if I'm just being nostalgic, I come back and watch this.
We found Jake Paul's father, we did it guys
@MegaWillBound4015
3 жыл бұрын
No this guy is cooler
@flashfunk0373
Жыл бұрын
@@MegaWillBound4015 Cool as Ice
@Schizniit
Жыл бұрын
That's an insult to Vanilla Ice
@brenyatta
Жыл бұрын
Nah, Vanilla Ice is at least tolerable, compared to Jake Paul
@masedaace5473
11 ай бұрын
That would imply Vianilla Ice had sex, which... yeah, that ain't happenin'.
The "Max Headache" joke was actually genius.
This review was pretty solid... Because it's made of ICE!!!
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly, for a white guy!
@monkekun3033
6 жыл бұрын
Jackofbrass cause he's made of iceee
@trackatlas6626
3 жыл бұрын
It's because he's BUGGIN' **rimshot**
My brain has been irreversably damaged from watching even PARTS of that movie *starts dissapearing*
Remember this movie? Pepperidge Farm doesn't.
@maximusdork3336
6 жыл бұрын
vizthex good one.
13:05 "I am simply asking a normal human question out of curiosity, not to mine data, *Human!"*
I'm sorry if Vanilla Ice were to hang out in the "hood" he would be shot. I'm a suburban kid that has been in the hood before. I know.
@daltonbecker4494
3 ай бұрын
No, you misunderstand he would be accepted in a heartbeat. Think, if you were a from the ghetto and somebody came around and acted like this. The only logical conclusion would be that he is 100% fucking insane and *way* more hardcore than you or anyone you know.
Don't you just love it how at the end he puts on sunglasses at night.
Actually, the Sugar Shack is the name of a restaurant in California I used to go to with my family when I was a kid.
@noahkarpinski1824
8 жыл бұрын
Was it any good?
@zoroarkmi2027
8 жыл бұрын
Noah Karpinski I remember really liking the pancakes
@noahkarpinski1824
8 жыл бұрын
Zoroark MI mmmm pancakes
@joannamyers1268
Жыл бұрын
Sugar Shack is also the name of a bakery/restaurant in my hometown.
I was waiting for an Eminem joke, but I was disappointed. luckily, this movie is a good joke too, so it safficed.
@MrPiccoloku
8 жыл бұрын
Vanilla Ice IS an Eminem joke. A joke that wishes it were Eminem.
@billybonewhacker
6 жыл бұрын
Sionnanful i went ahead and covered it for you.
@DJTRANCENDENCE
6 жыл бұрын
Sionnanful that's "sUfficed......
@marrionhues7296
5 жыл бұрын
He's held up to a higher bar.
Yes, we Black people actually do think White people's lives are just one long Calvin Klein ad.
@luxtenax9175
8 жыл бұрын
+The Dynast Queen lol wut
@diegobareno5820
8 жыл бұрын
Really?
@Schensue
8 жыл бұрын
+The Dynast Queen That's racist! - is what I said to my friends at the country club on Pastel Colour Polo Shirt Friday while we were having gin tonic and fear of the underprivileged.
@CasaiAgicap
8 жыл бұрын
Hey man, some of our lives are a cold medicine ad. I haven't seen color in years.
@MarkPheonix
8 жыл бұрын
+Razh 80 We all really can live in harmony. Its possible
Shoulda called it white as snow
@cremetangerine82
4 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Tschirhart Well, that title was reserved for Snow.
@anarchytheangel346
3 жыл бұрын
@@cremetangerine82 Ah yes, the rapper with the most easiest-to-understand lyrics.
@cremetangerine82
3 жыл бұрын
@@anarchytheangel346 How could you forget, “Detectamans owsaysomebodygottastabahersomewheredowndalaaaannee, a licky-boom boom down!”
Still a better lovestory than "Twilight".
@Tentegen
7 жыл бұрын
Quargelbrot1 it's sad..... because it is. despite it being cringy as fuck....it's still rather entertaining. Twilight is just a sad soggy piece of bread.
@nightmareeclipse8383
6 жыл бұрын
Tentegen this is true. But imagine this... twilight, but with cat and vanilla ice (ice Being the vamp and the ex boyfriend being the wolf)
@tromberries
4 жыл бұрын
What isn't
@pantheman2842
3 жыл бұрын
@@nightmareeclipse8383 But vampire Vanilla Ice exists, and is gay.
@LadyOnikara
3 жыл бұрын
Well, since Vanilla Ice is even paler than Edward, I'd say you're right.
Wow, this is the most unlikeable protagonist I've ever seen.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
4 жыл бұрын
Guess you never read a Mark Millar comic before then.
@Galvatronover
4 жыл бұрын
He used to be good
@greenrandall143
3 жыл бұрын
Who approved this script it’s like a PSA about stockers or some shit
@greenrandall143
3 жыл бұрын
I just get more angry the more think about this
@TheMasterQuests
5 ай бұрын
Oh I have and his such a shit writer
This whole review was hilarious, when he said it's because I'm black, I laughed a little too hard. 😂
Fun Fact: "Ice's" love interest was Kevin's hot dark haired sister in Home Alone.
XD I saw the "Ice-hole" joke coming a mile away
Is it just me or is his head shaped like an ice cube? XD
@blailenthames128
8 жыл бұрын
That's the point lol
6:07 'Yeah, I got that off the Disney channel.' If it were just that lame one-liner that he got off the Disney channel...
"It's because I'm black isn't it"" KILLED ME!
those dance moves are still better than drake
@jefekeefsosa4998
8 жыл бұрын
LOL
@lilminer69er
8 жыл бұрын
lol
@ThexDynastxQueen
8 жыл бұрын
+anthony leach Damn, son that was cold...... AS ICCCCCE!
@TheSonicProfessor
8 жыл бұрын
+anthony leach I used to call him on my cell phone...then I saw that music video.
@kenrickeason
8 жыл бұрын
To be Honest that white boy can dance like it was no body business... Dude had the moves but was faking his raps though...
Jesus this whole movie is shot like an episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
@Spiralredd
8 ай бұрын
DON'T disrespect mmpr like that lol
This is actually a review I have never seen... I'm guessing a... Turtles joke in this review? GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO!!!
@RadMan224
8 жыл бұрын
GO DUMBASS GO DUMBASS GO!
@tenor24sprayse
8 жыл бұрын
Harou Mensah WHAT DO YOU, WHAT DO YOU, MEAN???
@tenor24sprayse
8 жыл бұрын
Steven Of Everywhere I know... Shall I be ashame?
@tenor24sprayse
8 жыл бұрын
Steven Of Everywhere Do what?
@tenor24sprayse
8 жыл бұрын
Harou Mensah Oh, No I realized the joke.
Jotaro Kujo called. He wants his hat back
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
4 жыл бұрын
Yare yare.
"..the most romantic place they can think of... a construction site." 😭🤣🤣🤣💀
Kathy's room is amazingly the least white thing in the movie
Take a shot everytime NC says ice, cool, or white.
I can't believe Vanilla Ice was popular once... On THIS planet. Look at this guy! If I was to search the definition of "lame" in 50 different languages, they would all have a picture of Vanilla Ice in it
7:59 that knock though....
12:01 "Wake up, bitch, we're goinda' Disneyland!"
Thank God for Eminem in "8 Mile"
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
4 жыл бұрын
Eminem Is much more thuggish and gangsta than Vanilla ever was.
@paulmahoney7619
3 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 also his movie has a plot.
Who's Sir D? Sir Deez Nuts! ... Shut up, it's better than anything in this movie.
@videobeetle8
8 жыл бұрын
Peter Kolev Whats up wit the morrow doesn't qualify? What about the funkay lyrics in this movie?
@tentacledood5784
8 жыл бұрын
+videobeetle8 "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO ORIGINAL"
@happyhellday3
8 жыл бұрын
+videobeetle8 Ha! Got em.
@friendlysith7789
7 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@kirbysuperstar5494
6 жыл бұрын
Pinstoice yes,yes it is
Da na nah nah nah nah nah nuh na na ICE!!!MAN!!!!!
@Bosanovadude1
8 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video way 2 many times. Ha the white o meter
4:06 That cute dance that the Critic is doing had me dying.
Really no Johnny bravo joke
@commandotuff
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing! Self absorbed moron XD
“So after that blast from the ass...” is a great quote
lol "Nah, man, we in the desert. Gotta be careful in case i melt....... Cuz I'm icccceee."
Total honesty here: this is a serious guilty pleasure of mine. One of the best unintentional comedies ever made.
The first of both movies were produced & directed by Emmy winner David Kellogg. His last movie was the box office hit, "Inspector Gadget" with Matthew Broderick and Joely Fisher. Released in the fall of 1999 by Disney. After the success of "Inspector Gadget," David Kellogg continues to produce, direct and consult an wide range of TV's biggest successes with all-new material.
these old reviews were much better and more enjoyable to watch than the new ones. sometimes less is more.
@sashwat2646
8 жыл бұрын
+Peter Kolev yes
@dgIG9508
8 жыл бұрын
+Elmer Law Suits have changed how the critic does his reviews
@knightofetro13
8 жыл бұрын
I agree. His newer ones are horrible.
@dgIG9508
8 жыл бұрын
pukedragon Again it has to do with law suits. If different companies didn't come after him every time he does a review we might still have the old way of reviewing movies.
@Mateus_Carvalho
8 жыл бұрын
+8iG Z3k3 Then wouldn't it be easier not to do the newer movies instead? Pretty sure stuff from ten years ago are easier to get away with over than, say, freakin' Pixels?
LMFAOOOOOO Vanilla Ice & The Popsicles.
He said “raggedy Ann seizure.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love this movie. Not because it’s good. Just fun to laugh at
“The sugar shack and the 2 year old that has to pee” got me good besides the ice puns and making fun of vanilla ice whiteness😂😂😂😂😂
11:24 “Don’t mock me! I’m gonna last forever!” 😂😂😂
This movie need more cowbells!!
I swear, I saw Doug very happy during this review and not nervous at all. I’m glad he didn’t put his nervous act and, hopefully, enjoyed the movie in his own way, because the review is great :)
We had a "Sugar Shack" where I lived. It was a tiny hut where the local park made maple syrup for educational purposes. They hated that we called it that ^_^
So when does Ice beat a puppy to death?
@ThatOneRandomSteve
7 жыл бұрын
right after he takes his new human blood bag to his true lover in the desert
@The_Meev
6 жыл бұрын
And after he disintegrates an Egyptian and fights a Frenchmen with tall hair.
They filmed a movie with no plot, very bold filmmaking choice.
This isn’t even a movie. Movies have plots, characters, and scenes that are at least minimally related to the other scenes.
My god, Hitler's youth was blacker.
@ricimer8517
7 жыл бұрын
LordDelta2933 the kkk take classes on being as white as the ice man.
@andrewscott2583
7 жыл бұрын
LordDelta2933 Vanilla Ice makes snow look like soot
@optillian4182
7 жыл бұрын
If I wanted to watch a bunch of whiteness I would've just stared at my house's interior walls for 1 and a half hours.
@steveninsertlastnamehere3389
6 жыл бұрын
If you wanted to give this movie a darker tone, you could use White-Out.
@nicholasepsilon3534
6 жыл бұрын
In fact, the "Whitest Kids U'know" was darker than this...
"Sooommebody SAVE ME!" Ahaha xD Laughed so hard
And I thought I was white...
Good God, could this movie be more early-90's?
20:52 "That's like 5 pages of the Kama Sutra"
“I’m gonna drop some FUNKY lyrics.” XD
Nostalgia Critic will get his revenge on Jontron.
They should remake this movie with Justin Bieber! lol
@thisdraco4794
7 жыл бұрын
NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NNNNNOO OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
@ilopominecrafter
6 жыл бұрын
RustyX2010 they did, it's called never say never
@nightmareeclipse8383
6 жыл бұрын
ilopominecrafter Dayum, that was cold... as ice
@maximusdork3336
6 жыл бұрын
RustyX2010 oh God.
6 жыл бұрын
Nightmare Eclipse Foreigner FTW!
*Boyfriend gets upset when he sees his girlfriend dance with her creepy stalker, rightfully upset yet tries to make it right* Girlfriend: “You really are a dick 🤪”
From Rifftrax: "Every sleepy smalltown has a Street Wizzing Truck. Sorry about the wizz dear, It's ok Artie you're just doing your job." :-)
"Wow, what an ice-hole." 😆
They didn't even rip off Top Gun, they ripped off Hot Shots!
@basquat76
8 жыл бұрын
+Kurt Smith I'm not sure if you're serious or not, but i think it was the other way around.
@Swayze0fArabia
8 жыл бұрын
+basquat76 it could be, I'll have to rewatch Top Gun and Hot Shots
@basquat76
8 жыл бұрын
Kurt Smith No hot shot is making fun of cool as ice. I'm old, i remember it:-)
@Swayze0fArabia
8 жыл бұрын
+basquat76 Oooooh, I gotcha
Is Jake Paul the son of Vanilla Ice?
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
4 жыл бұрын
At least Vanilla doesn't make fun of dead japanese people.
@xxsatisfyu484
4 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 logan paul did that tho not jake paul
11:49 why the hell is she walking in the middle of the street there's oviously sidewalks