Nostalgia Critic - Steel

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Nostalgia Critic - Steel

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  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter57248 жыл бұрын

    18:32 Yes, the movie should totally be about her. Imagine it like this, she gets paralysed in a weapon test experiment. After that she uses military technology intended for controlling fighter jets directly with the mind to make herself a pair of robot legs legs. After the weapons turn up on the street, she makes a whole robot suit instead. Basically writes itself, doesn't it?

  • @JaelinBezel

    @JaelinBezel

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Schwarzer Ritter Except this is a superhero movie from the nineties. You can't make a woman the main lead. Silly Schwarzer...

  • @darkzombiproductions7756

    @darkzombiproductions7756

    8 жыл бұрын

    Ya, but the problem is Sparky is a girl, Steel is actually a guy Wait, that doesn't matter Sparky would make an amazing super-hero than Shaq as Steel

  • @darkzombiproductions7756

    @darkzombiproductions7756

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Dark Zombi better* than

  • @jackbandit2114

    @jackbandit2114

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Schwarzer Ritter You should get some of that SJW money and write yourself a progressive comic.

  • @azbrowne

    @azbrowne

    8 жыл бұрын

    YES!

  • @Nick_Hammer
    @Nick_Hammer9 жыл бұрын

    "i can't imagine how you feel." "no, you can't." "you're right, i can't." uh, what now?

  • @CheeseburgerFreedomMan

    @CheeseburgerFreedomMan

    8 жыл бұрын

    +nph53 Uhh, you're under arrest

  • @proudtobeme1ashkente

    @proudtobeme1ashkente

    8 жыл бұрын

    I don't know, to me the first one sounds pretty much like can or could, but not like can't.

  • @TBrianOnline

    @TBrianOnline

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yes, he did say "can". Still, a nice turn-around in a dialog :D

  • @FizzleFX

    @FizzleFX

    6 жыл бұрын

    nph53 South Park did it. Stan vs Token

  • @oliverqueen9886

    @oliverqueen9886

    6 жыл бұрын

    Legends version is way better

  • @Y0uKnowMyName
    @Y0uKnowMyName9 жыл бұрын

    "..Uh. you're under arrest." That sequence made my day. And the hand grenade free-throw was even better!

  • @MrAlcazar

    @MrAlcazar

    9 жыл бұрын

    OMG! That grenade would've went off in less than 3 seconds after the guy threw it. I did like the look on that guys face when he goes "Noo!" BOOM!

  • @MrAlcazar

    @MrAlcazar

    9 жыл бұрын

    JoeRingo118 Well it depends on the type of grenade. Some have a pin, and clip release, others don't. I know grenades don't have timers, but they don't take long to detonate. That was a problem they had during the World Wars. The grenades took too long to explode, giving the enemy time to throw it back. But in this movie, it would've gone off within 3-5 seconds, not 10-15.

  • @lonewolfM16

    @lonewolfM16

    9 жыл бұрын

    JoeRingo118 Most grenades do have something like a timer, a fuze. Specifically, most handgrenades have a 4-6 second fuze. Yes they can be rather imprecise at times, but they don't just wait around all day, they wouldn't be effective weapons if they did.

  • @MrAlcazar

    @MrAlcazar

    9 жыл бұрын

    JoeRingo118 Good point.

  • @Y0uKnowMyName

    @Y0uKnowMyName

    9 жыл бұрын

    "Its on now!"

  • @Dilo22
    @Dilo2210 жыл бұрын

    "You think you gonna get away from me, but you're not, cause it's on." Lost my shit.

  • @skudzer1985
    @skudzer19858 жыл бұрын

    "Eat the hot dog, don't be one." If this isn't someone's senior yearbook quote then something is terribly wrong.

  • @zeonthedigger6851
    @zeonthedigger685110 жыл бұрын

    "Where'd that son of a butt go?" I'm suprised that line got by.

  • @bloodlustpenguin1021

    @bloodlustpenguin1021

    10 жыл бұрын

    I looked up the phrase Son of a Butt and the first result will scar me for life

  • @zeonthedigger6851

    @zeonthedigger6851

    10 жыл бұрын

    Why did you do it then?

  • @bloodlustpenguin1021

    @bloodlustpenguin1021

    10 жыл бұрын

    curiosity

  • @zeonthedigger6851

    @zeonthedigger6851

    10 жыл бұрын

    Ah. *Sweatdrops*

  • @cataclysm7823

    @cataclysm7823

    10 жыл бұрын

    I, too, will now look up that phrase.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын

    To be honest, that'd probably be close to my exact reaction if I just realized a grenade was about to explode right in front of me.

  • @zergscaper4714

    @zergscaper4714

    8 жыл бұрын

    +ChickenPika "NUAOO!"

  • @jasoncase9481

    @jasoncase9481

    8 жыл бұрын

    Really doesnt change that really the grenade would have exploded but I guess i shouldn't be surprised as Hollywood typically alters things including that humans fall and die after being shot even when its typically not shot in the major areas

  • @captainwilts2244

    @captainwilts2244

    8 жыл бұрын

    It was a Basketball joke cus really why the fuck would Shaq be good at anything instead of getting easy dunks and pissing off Kobe Byrant.

  • @JurassicRod
    @JurassicRod10 жыл бұрын

    I went to the home for the disabled near me, smashed in a window and took a disabled woman against her will, just like my hero Steel. How come he didn't end up in court and I did? When asked why I did it, I told the judge it was just an example of 'shit happening'. He was not impressed.

  • @KianoUyMOOP

    @KianoUyMOOP

    9 жыл бұрын

    Did you suffer from eyebrow spasms when you said that line? Because for it to work, you have to.

  • @troy801

    @troy801

    4 жыл бұрын

    Possibly one of the best comments I've ever read on KZread

  • @Bloodpasta97
    @Bloodpasta978 жыл бұрын

    Wait a minute a female ally in a wheelchair that helps the hero while he is out in the field. THAT'S ORACLE FROM BATMAN!!!!!!!

  • @gr8darklord604

    @gr8darklord604

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Red Hood oh hi red hood!

  • @em.4774

    @em.4774

    8 жыл бұрын

    or Bentley from Sly Cooper XD

  • @DanielFoolhardy

    @DanielFoolhardy

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Red Hood Didn't the book come out in 84?

  • @phantomzone2725

    @phantomzone2725

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Daniel Foolhardy No, the Killing Joke came out in 1988, and I think they want to put a character loosely based on Oracle, although Steel is part of Superman universe.

  • @bromodragone8405

    @bromodragone8405

    7 жыл бұрын

    SunnyD Wukong Who's also a redhead.

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon9 жыл бұрын

    the thing i want to know is how steel was arrested for shitty cosplay and not being arrested for kidnapping a crippled woman against her will

  • @CaptainCJ97

    @CaptainCJ97

    9 жыл бұрын

    Reasons

  • @3Guys1Video

    @3Guys1Video

    9 жыл бұрын

    Probably because he's 7 foot tall and can possibly pound a bastard into the ground if they even make an attempt to call the cops. Makes more sense than what the movie showed to us......

  • @YourWaywardDestiny

    @YourWaywardDestiny

    9 жыл бұрын

    Biodeamon Because she didn't press charges.

  • @-rayrice-akasting1431

    @-rayrice-akasting1431

    9 жыл бұрын

    Biodeamon you can't arrest Shaq baby, he's got the shaqnosis

  • @darkzombiproductions7756

    @darkzombiproductions7756

    8 жыл бұрын

    Ya

  • @MegaFriendlyCreeper
    @MegaFriendlyCreeper9 жыл бұрын

    This is my masters thesis on why, "Shaquille O'Neal's acting career," is the best Cards Against Humanity card.

  • @MegaFriendlyCreeper

    @MegaFriendlyCreeper

    8 жыл бұрын

    Simon Martin "A big black dick" "Shaq's acting career" There's not that much difference really.

  • @Andrewnuva199

    @Andrewnuva199

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Simon Martin In my experience, "Grandpa's ashes:" lead to a trove of hilarity on many cards.

  • @sawyerthomson7497

    @sawyerthomson7497

    8 жыл бұрын

    No card will ever top "The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her detachable flying vagina."

  • @baabaaer
    @baabaaer10 жыл бұрын

    He's a soldier and was never taught how to deal with grenades? That's odd. As a soldier of a very strong nation with strong tradition winning many battles and some wars? Even odder.

  • @xwulfd

    @xwulfd

    10 жыл бұрын

    About shaq throwing a granade to the hole was an inside joke to his bad free throws in nba lmao

  • @baabaaer

    @baabaaer

    10 жыл бұрын

    Oh.

  • @xwulfd

    @xwulfd

    10 жыл бұрын

    baabaaer yes thats why he said "I never made these (free throws)" haha

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode10 жыл бұрын

    I never even knew this movie existed until just now. Those where happier days...

  • @oliverqueen9886

    @oliverqueen9886

    6 жыл бұрын

    Xylarxcode i was shocked to find out steel on legends of tomorrow had a movie. I can see why noone talks about this movie vs legends

  • @oliverqueen9886

    @oliverqueen9886

    6 жыл бұрын

    Parris Price so there is 2 different steels in DC? My bad i just remember nate being called steel as well on legends and was shocked to see steel has a movie

  • @grouchogrumble6760
    @grouchogrumble676010 жыл бұрын

    It's hard to believe that there was once a time where Nostalgia Critic didn't have a billion guest stars, an over-elaborate and unnecessary storyline, and a long ass theme song. I miss that.

  • @Apostol407

    @Apostol407

    10 жыл бұрын

    What elaborative stories? Most of his reviews even now continue to be self-contained and only some form part of an elaborative storyline. The theme song only lasts for about 30 seconds, in a 30 minute review. And what "billion guest stars"? Again, most of his reviews even now don't have guest stars, and it is not any different from the past where he had the other reviewers of TGWTG join him.

  • @grouchogrumble6760

    @grouchogrumble6760

    10 жыл бұрын

    Apostol407 Relax, I was just joking. Nostalgia Critic is awesome.

  • @viemarirunoa

    @viemarirunoa

    Жыл бұрын

    @@grouchogrumble6760 And then he did The Wall lol

  • @thisissostupidliterallywhy

    @thisissostupidliterallywhy

    Жыл бұрын

    I know this is 9 years ago but yeah man. I remember being super stoked when NC was coming back in 2013 I believe but it wasn't the same. I haven't seen him since 2014 and am just now rewatching his older content which IMO holds up

  • @patrickgowen324

    @patrickgowen324

    10 ай бұрын

    I mean I watched up to Season 10 but stopped really watching it after that (once the #hangethechannel controversy was going on) which for that stuff was good while the older stuff I do watch it’s mostly in the background while the newer stuff isn’t bad does feel a tad overbloated at points but it’s alright.

  • @FernieCanto
    @FernieCanto10 жыл бұрын

    17:43 "Uh, you're under arrest." That is one of the best jokes in Nostalgia Critic, ever.

  • @nickmcnair9984
    @nickmcnair99849 жыл бұрын

    That Angry Joe line was hilarious!! You're the man!!

  • @serbinator8529
    @serbinator85297 жыл бұрын

    these old reviews are just too good!!!!! absolutely hilarious!!!!!

  • @ninjaspartankx55
    @ninjaspartankx559 жыл бұрын

    NC's Shaq impression is fucking gold!!

  • @ForklifterMatt
    @ForklifterMatt10 жыл бұрын

    "I didn't know Angry Joe was in this movie!" LOL

  • @johnboko7110

    @johnboko7110

    6 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if he ever saw this review to hear that ? XD

  • @RoyalFusilier
    @RoyalFusilier10 жыл бұрын

    "Damn! He's... very unimpressively... getting away!"

  • @papershadow
    @papershadow10 жыл бұрын

    For some reason, better or worse, I have this image of Shaq playing Cyborg from Teen Titans after watching this movie. I doubt he'd play it well because… Shaq, but he both looks and acts closer to Cyborg (if you call it acting). Edit: One year later, I apologize for missing a prime joke of Shaq being half robotic in acting.

  • @denniswilliams6519

    @denniswilliams6519

    9 жыл бұрын

    This raises the question of WHY they aren't making a Teen Titans movie, but then I remember that it would probably suck.

  • @papershadow

    @papershadow

    9 жыл бұрын

    Dennis Williams Well, Cyborg's confirmed for Superman v Batman (or whatever it's titled). I imagine his reception there could play a part in whether or not they think people want a new Teen Titans movie. And I mean a TT movie, not a TTG movie.

  • @Dim4323

    @Dim4323

    5 жыл бұрын

    Samuel L jackson is shaft

  • @YuukiTakemoto1996

    @YuukiTakemoto1996

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ray Fisher is a better Cyborg than Shaq.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын

    It's really not that hard for people in wheelchairs to pull themselves off the ground. They build massive upper-body strength from being in- ...I just realized what I'm doing. Excuse me while I go sob in the shower for several hours.

  • @bassinblue

    @bassinblue

    9 жыл бұрын

    I've seen some guy in a wheelchair in a gym before. He was pretty strong.

  • @houssamshebaily602

    @houssamshebaily602

    8 жыл бұрын

    +ChickenPika Sorry but that is very incorrect. It completely depends on why you are using a wheelchair. A huge proportion of people who use wheelchairs, including myself and several friends, have problems with their upper body as well. Some can't even move themselves at all. The people with no upper body problems use manual wheelchairs. She is seen using an electric wheelchair. That strongly suggests she has upper body problems.

  • @ChickenPika

    @ChickenPika

    8 жыл бұрын

    Oh, that makes sense, actually. Particularly if you're in a wheelchair because of something like an explosion, like the character here.

  • @Zeina107

    @Zeina107

    8 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was funny hahaha

  • @mrbobdman9069

    @mrbobdman9069

    8 жыл бұрын

    15:55

  • @sraj4564
    @sraj456410 жыл бұрын

    "Damn, he's very unimpressively getting away!" LOL

  • @2wingo
    @2wingo10 жыл бұрын

    11:52 I'd like to think that that face was Shaq's actual reaction to hearing that joke.

  • @KrisKringlez
    @KrisKringlez9 жыл бұрын

    This movie has a 12% rating on Rotten Tomatoes while Shaq's previous movie,Kazaam,has a R.T. rating of 6%.....so there are clearly a handful of people out there who can put up with this movie

  • @Starweardo

    @Starweardo

    2 жыл бұрын

    So you're telling me this movie is TWICE as good as his previous venture! SCORE!

  • @raidman3733
    @raidman373310 жыл бұрын

    You'd think someone who supposedly played for the NBA could at least run realistically. What the hell was that crap on the roof.

  • @NyQuilDonut

    @NyQuilDonut

    10 жыл бұрын

    Haha he is like 320 pounds and 7'2" and wearing a clunky rubber suit.

  • @NyQuilDonut

    @NyQuilDonut

    10 жыл бұрын

    Wait... "...supposedly played for the NBA"?? Is there a debate out there about whether or not Shaq played in the NBA?

  • @raidman3733

    @raidman3733

    10 жыл бұрын

    There's debate as to whether or not he earned it.

  • @JosephGorbach

    @JosephGorbach

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shaq got more rings than LeBron

  • @angelofphoenix1983
    @angelofphoenix198310 жыл бұрын

    It's Steel minus the Rocket Boots, the cape, the Superman 'S' on the chest, EXTREMELY underpowered hammer. They raped a superhero that had franchise potential.

  • @haileyshannon7548

    @haileyshannon7548

    10 жыл бұрын

    probably because the last movie they made about a member of the Superman extended family, who wasn't Superman, it didn't turn out so well!

  • @Kirbivski

    @Kirbivski

    10 жыл бұрын

    you mean a shitty blatant rip-off of Iron Man

  • @VunderGuy

    @VunderGuy

    10 жыл бұрын

    Kirbivski Yeah... any objections, even legitimatize ones you had about Steel were thrown out the window when you said, 'blatant rip-off of Iron Man.'

  • @Kirbivski

    @Kirbivski

    10 жыл бұрын

    VunderGuy prove me wrong

  • @VunderGuy

    @VunderGuy

    10 жыл бұрын

    Kirbivski The movie or the character, because if it's character, you're no more correct than the folks who say Farcry is Skyrim with guns. Heck, you're no more correct than the folks who said Fallout 3 was Oblivion with guns.

  • @Goldenkitten1
    @Goldenkitten110 жыл бұрын

    Gotta love that scene about the internet. It's hard to believe with how deeply it's rooted in our culture now that not 20-years ago they had to stick a scene like that in the movie because there were enough people unfamiliar with it that they actually needed it spelled out.

  • @MrLaxdude89
    @MrLaxdude8910 жыл бұрын

    19:26 Actually, to the films credit, they actually acknowledge Shaque being trash at basketball.

  • @YellowChoklit

    @YellowChoklit

    10 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHHAAH GOOD 1 SCRAPPY UR A FUNNY PUP

  • @MrLaxdude89

    @MrLaxdude89

    10 жыл бұрын

    I know, I know. Puppy Power.

  • @rydermccall3590
    @rydermccall35907 жыл бұрын

    I do like Shaq getting Sparky out of the hospital: I imagine Shaq would do that for a buddy of his.

  • @justinjacquez9321
    @justinjacquez932110 жыл бұрын

    NC kinda sounds like Johnny Bravo when he imitates Shaq

  • @OwlBard
    @OwlBard7 жыл бұрын

    Sparks was definitely the best part of this. She needed her own movie.

  • @Draukagrissah
    @Draukagrissah7 жыл бұрын

    Shaquille O'Neal: Phenomenal Basketball player - absolutely Incredibly intelligent investor and entrepreneur - surprising but true Great actor - AHAHAHAHAHA no

  • @lopson8683
    @lopson86837 жыл бұрын

    So Sparky in this movie is pretty much Oracle. ....if she had lazer guns.

  • @davidsmith3949

    @davidsmith3949

    7 жыл бұрын

    Basically.

  • @PossumCrafts
    @PossumCrafts9 жыл бұрын

    Hey, to be fair burger burgers are pretty delicious.

  • @19cosmo91

    @19cosmo91

    8 жыл бұрын

    Especially when followed by Beer beers!

  • @TheBloodsuckerProxy

    @TheBloodsuckerProxy

    8 жыл бұрын

    +19cosmo91 with a side of fry fries.

  • @darkzombiproductions7756

    @darkzombiproductions7756

    8 жыл бұрын

    And Pepsi-Pepsi is even better XD

  • @SCP1891

    @SCP1891

    8 жыл бұрын

    +19cosmo91 Be sure to go the Tavern tavern.

  • @tommyatkins2527

    @tommyatkins2527

    8 жыл бұрын

    Especially washed down with beer beer

  • @jayblade2000
    @jayblade20009 жыл бұрын

    Critic referenced Bolt, everybody go home, he won the internet!

  • @brendanmccabe2249

    @brendanmccabe2249

    9 жыл бұрын

    jayblade2000 dont get it

  • @jayblade2000

    @jayblade2000

    9 жыл бұрын

    I think it was "You don't know the power of styrafoam!"

  • @darkzombiproductions7756

    @darkzombiproductions7756

    8 жыл бұрын

    +jayblade2000 it was

  • @skyrimosity7842
    @skyrimosity78428 жыл бұрын

    Make fun of the costume/acting all you want, but I'd be terrified of Shaquille O'Neal coming at me with a sledgehammer...

  • @dudehuhu7803

    @dudehuhu7803

    7 жыл бұрын

    Skyrimosity You have a point there XDD

  • @malloryechelmeyer6679
    @malloryechelmeyer66799 жыл бұрын

    Take away the suit, what are you? Iron Man " A genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. " Steel " A lean, mean, lame catchphrasing machine."

  • @gamesmaster35v2
    @gamesmaster35v210 жыл бұрын

    Why do all the villians just insist on shooting the armored hero in the armor.HELLO the whole facial area is exposed and last I heard once you shoot someone in the head that's about all she wrote.Worse case scenario your would be hero would be sucking gerbers through a straw.

  • @gamesmaster35v2

    @gamesmaster35v2

    10 жыл бұрын

    Lol well at least with Steel they would have the outside chassis already.done for them.

  • @gamesmaster35v2

    @gamesmaster35v2

    10 жыл бұрын

    OtomeSound hehehe Yeah I almost forgot how gruesome Murphy's death was.I had loved that movie I'm wondering how good the remake is going to be?

  • @VunderGuy

    @VunderGuy

    10 жыл бұрын

    ***** You... DO know that Robocop's face is just for show and that there's more armor underneath it, right?

  • @MURFGAMING1228
    @MURFGAMING122810 жыл бұрын

    Sorry bad guy of the movie, but the internet will never catch on. Just trust me, it'll never catch on. Ever.

  • @maxmarkel1794

    @maxmarkel1794

    10 жыл бұрын

    yep never in a million years, its just a stupid thing that will pass:P

  • @BlackBunik

    @BlackBunik

    10 жыл бұрын

    Definitely, never.. yup.. uhum... But Interfernet, boy that is the stuff.

  • @maxmarkel1794

    @maxmarkel1794

    10 жыл бұрын

    BlackBunik yeah, that's forever

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt8 жыл бұрын

    "CHANGE!? YA GOT CHA- oh my god, they're filming a shaq movie, I'm out of here!"

  • @TheLordUrban
    @TheLordUrban10 жыл бұрын

    I hope they bring Shaq back for the Justice League movie!

  • @thedarkknight094
    @thedarkknight0947 жыл бұрын

    He's right, the funniest thing is that guy's reaction to the grenade lol

  • @MrOSUrocker
    @MrOSUrocker9 жыл бұрын

    omg lmao at the Angry Joe reference!

  • @redheadboyyy123
    @redheadboyyy12310 жыл бұрын

    Love that shaq is so ok with the fact he sux at free throws he even let them use it as a joke in a movie with him

  • @cartooncritic4107
    @cartooncritic41079 жыл бұрын

    If Shaquille plays an army inventor wouldn't that make him an engineer not an army soilder?

  • @darkzombiproductions7756

    @darkzombiproductions7756

    8 жыл бұрын

    Yep, he's an army soldier because of crappy writing

  • @cartooncritic4107

    @cartooncritic4107

    8 жыл бұрын

    Dark Zombi I think I spelled the name wrong but glad you see my point

  • @jasoncase9481

    @jasoncase9481

    8 жыл бұрын

    Yes but I'm guessing he intentionally did that to highlight how awful this piece of garbage is.

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier9 жыл бұрын

    He jokes, but the soufflé plot was the best part

  • @farseerflore9512
    @farseerflore95128 жыл бұрын

    That internet thing they mentioned will never catch on. Just like Betamax is gonna kill VHS or the fact you'll never need a hard drive bigger than 2GB.

  • @Metrawolf
    @Metrawolf10 жыл бұрын

    On-ness levels set to maximum.

  • @bel7090
    @bel70907 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who would've thought that they would've made sparky the main character? having her friend make her a super suit to help her walk and fight crime, and she is a far better actor than shaquille 😐😐😐

  • @thagrammarnazi

    @thagrammarnazi

    7 жыл бұрын

    Élan Metamorphia Ahh the side characters are nearly always more interesting. Luke Skywalker's a bland fuck, Harry potter's a bland fuck, Batman's arguably less interesting than the villains in his world, superman is the definition of vanilla.

  • @bromodragone8405

    @bromodragone8405

    7 жыл бұрын

    thagrammarnazi it's on.

  • @bromodragone8405

    @bromodragone8405

    7 жыл бұрын

    Did I mention how on it is?

  • @bromodragone8405

    @bromodragone8405

    7 жыл бұрын

    Because it's on!

  • @bromodragone8405

    @bromodragone8405

    7 жыл бұрын

    ONNNNNN!!!!!!

  • @karankenZ
    @karankenZ7 жыл бұрын

    When I was a kid I loved this movie. The idea of a superhero with armor that was built in a garbage dump made it very believable. Making you feel like all you need as a kid is to probably go to a dump and build armor with a blacksmith

  • @gojira8563
    @gojira85639 жыл бұрын

    19:29 "NOO~!!!" I fucking lost my shit

  • @pastelsunset
    @pastelsunset7 жыл бұрын

    critic's "angry shaq" voice is so fucking funny

  • @EdgeOf1996
    @EdgeOf199610 жыл бұрын

    I can't watch this without thinking of the vine with Shaq and that cat wiggling.....

  • @arcaderkid8449
    @arcaderkid84498 жыл бұрын

    you know i keep watching this video from time to time and i always get a laugh out of this episode LOL :D

  • @Connerkonel
    @Connerkonel9 жыл бұрын

    I really miss the easy-to-impress nature of my childhood. I never noticed the obvious models in Star Wars and I honestly loved this movie when I was a kid. After watching this review I don't know how it entertained me so well.

  • @rydermccall3590
    @rydermccall35907 жыл бұрын

    I would like to see Bruce get Barbara back into helping him fight crime the way Shaq does for Sparks.

  • @kidclefspeare
    @kidclefspeare10 жыл бұрын

    Shaq as Wonder Woman?!?!? MY EYES!!!! OH GOD, MY EYES!!!! WHY?!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS HORRIBLE, EVIL, SICK, TWISTED, UN HOLY ATROCITY?!?!? WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?

  • @KianoUyMOOP

    @KianoUyMOOP

    10 жыл бұрын

    If by unholy atrocity you mean fap material then yes, it is an unholy atrocity.

  • @mikeypon768

    @mikeypon768

    9 жыл бұрын

    Aww come on it can't be that ba----------- AHH F*** AHH F*** AHH F*** AHH F*** WHYYYYYYYYYYYY D: WTAF MY EYES THEIR BLEEDING!!!!!

  • @peppermillers8361

    @peppermillers8361

    9 жыл бұрын

    thank god such things don't hunt my nightmares.

  • @snapper93204
    @snapper9320410 жыл бұрын

    Shaq Fu, Kazaam, and Steel are Shaq's greatest crime against humanity

  • @inamadworld
    @inamadworld9 жыл бұрын

    I genuinely laughed when he said "I never make these" in the room with the grenade.

  • @DokkaChapman
    @DokkaChapman8 жыл бұрын

    just as well Blade saved the day a few years later. :)

  • @supermovies4625

    @supermovies4625

    8 жыл бұрын

    Well, 1 year later. At least Blade didn't make me cringe. It was great ;)

  • @darkzombiproductions7756

    @darkzombiproductions7756

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Remy "Gambit" LeBeau what's Blade? Is it good?

  • @supermovies4625

    @supermovies4625

    8 жыл бұрын

    Dark Zombi Productions It's based off a Marvel comics character. And yes, it's pretty good. Highly recommend it.

  • @TheCinemaniac

    @TheCinemaniac

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Remy "Gambit" LeBeau Based on the success the Blade film is actually BETTER than the Blade comics.

  • @DokkaChapman

    @DokkaChapman

    8 жыл бұрын

    That depends. Read the series they did along the same time as Blade II, you'll find it's actually pretty good, as well as graphic to fuck!

  • @ThinkinBinkin
    @ThinkinBinkin9 жыл бұрын

    Hey guys, how do you check the time? "Its On" a clock

  • @roastchicken401
    @roastchicken4017 жыл бұрын

    Nostalgia Critic's old reviews are the best. They always managed to make me laugh, and that's hard to do. It's sucks that his new reviews aren't nearly as funny.

  • @DinosaurFan88
    @DinosaurFan8810 жыл бұрын

    The only compliment one can give this is that the movie is pretty great, very triumphant and befitting for a superhero clad in a metal suit.

  • @Metal-Man-2000
    @Metal-Man-20009 жыл бұрын

    Did I mention it's on, it's on

  • @remieres
    @remieres9 жыл бұрын

    Doug, if you thought this movie was fun or funny. Review Meteor man.

  • @TheT3rr0rMask
    @TheT3rr0rMask8 жыл бұрын

    I remember I saw my dad watching Steel years ago on TV. I had no idea what it was, but all i watched was the part with that bubble gun thing being used up to the ending of the court room scene. After that, I walked away and played Castlevania 4 for the 50th time lel

  • @desidarlingly
    @desidarlingly9 жыл бұрын

    "Leave acting to actors" Yeah, that's a lesson Nostalgia Critic needs to learn too.

  • @Lucariogamer14
    @Lucariogamer148 жыл бұрын

    This movie makes Aquaman look like a powerful hero

  • @DatBrasss

    @DatBrasss

    8 жыл бұрын

    Aquaman IS powerful. He's kind of silly, but he is basically the Thor of the Ocean... he can make frigging Sharknados.

  • @thaianh9388

    @thaianh9388

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Lucariogamer14 IHE, do you need something?

  • @BigK13372

    @BigK13372

    8 жыл бұрын

    It's 2016 (or 2015 depending on when the comment made). Justice League and Batman The Brave and The Bold finished airing. DC New 52 explains the inherent logic behind being the "fastest swimmer" (which means you must be pretty fucking strong to swim at an incredible pace in depths where normal people will lose control of their muscles). And yet still more Aquaman is useless jokes. What's next, Ant-Man is useless? Cause Avengers EMH and the Ant-Man movie pretty much sees the character as a weak loser.

  • @NTheHedgehog

    @NTheHedgehog

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Lucariogamer14 Um New 52 Aquaman says hi.

  • @JaelinBezel

    @JaelinBezel

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lucariogamer14 Considering he commands about 75% of the planet's surface...

  • @Aiden2041
    @Aiden204110 жыл бұрын

    Well on the upside he played a practically unknown super hero part of the super family with power girl super-girl super-boy and super-man but he became more known with the 52 series that took place after infinte crisis

  • @Luke.S2099
    @Luke.S20998 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe you used the 90's Flash theme, thats awesome :)

  • @zachfisk1445
    @zachfisk144511 жыл бұрын

    Thank you! Someone understands! (Cries tears of joy.)

  • @appabend
    @appabend9 жыл бұрын

    10:20 Well, we don't really have the license for the Oracle character or even Barbara Gordon so... yeah you'll do fine.

  • @YuukiTakemoto1996

    @YuukiTakemoto1996

    4 жыл бұрын

    They had Barbara Wilson, though!

  • @grimfearhellchild7048
    @grimfearhellchild70489 жыл бұрын

    In his career I bet this is his biggest regret

  • @OwlBard
    @OwlBard7 жыл бұрын

    Doug's fake laugh is the funniest thing ever

  • @disNARRATIVE
    @disNARRATIVE9 жыл бұрын

    Ray J did a much better performance in that indie film he did with Kim Kardashian.

  • @ericfisher9513

    @ericfisher9513

    9 жыл бұрын

    I have to say what ray j did in this movie was innocent compared to what he unleashed in his "indie" film

  • @armchairwizard8613

    @armchairwizard8613

    9 жыл бұрын

    Lynn Holston talk about "hammer time."

  • @ULTRADJ4EVER

    @ULTRADJ4EVER

    9 жыл бұрын

    Lynn Holston What indie film?

  • @armchairwizard8613

    @armchairwizard8613

    9 жыл бұрын

    ULTRADJ4EVER It's a sex tape. He is being sarcastic.

  • @ULTRADJ4EVER

    @ULTRADJ4EVER

    9 жыл бұрын

    Chris Bowman Ah, I get it.

  • @bloodrosereaper2099
    @bloodrosereaper209910 жыл бұрын

    I thought that Matthew Broderick was the master of cinematic blandness :0

  • @Horox0
    @Horox011 жыл бұрын

    Love Steel's theme. One thing they got right.

  • @snaketooth0943
    @snaketooth09437 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the Bolt reference!

  • @ParanoidPixel
    @ParanoidPixel9 жыл бұрын

    This actually seems like it would be a good movie with a few minor changes. The story is there, it just needs tweaked.

  • @tmzissupergay
    @tmzissupergay8 жыл бұрын

    Sparks is literally Oracle from Arkham City

  • @BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard
    @BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard9 жыл бұрын

    "NOOOOO!!!" ROFL!! That ONE bit makes the whole thing worth watching!!

  • @UltimateHero128
    @UltimateHero12811 жыл бұрын

    I remember Steel from DCAU. He was pretty badass in it, taking out Metallo like he was nothing in his first appearance.

  • @YuukiTakemoto1996

    @YuukiTakemoto1996

    4 жыл бұрын

    And he was voiced by Michael Dorn!

  • @ZS05
    @ZS057 жыл бұрын

    At least Steel isn't Captain Douchemurica, who ditches everyone he's supposed to save!

  • @MyEyesWithin

    @MyEyesWithin

    7 жыл бұрын

    the 1990's one

  • @TheObsidianX

    @TheObsidianX

    7 жыл бұрын

    Don05 can you pull over, I feel sick

  • @dcarterm8371

    @dcarterm8371

    7 жыл бұрын

    TheObsidianX No I'm ditching you now

  • @johnboko7110

    @johnboko7110

    6 жыл бұрын

    Well Captain America is a douche especially in Civil War because of his gay love for Bucky.

  • @oliverqueen9886

    @oliverqueen9886

    6 жыл бұрын

    Legends is a way better version

  • @disneydork100
    @disneydork1006 жыл бұрын

    Seriously tho a movie about a wheelchair bound super smart badass with guns on her chair as the hero would've been way more interesting!

  • @hazza3
    @hazza310 жыл бұрын

    8:15 Nostalgia Critic would be surprised at how many people actually do that.

  • @thisissostupidliterallywhy
    @thisissostupidliterallywhy Жыл бұрын

    It's so weird seeing Sparky since the actress played Monica Reyes in X Files seasons 8 and 9 which I'm really fond of

  • @snugasapugonarug
    @snugasapugonarug8 жыл бұрын

    9:48 ...yyyyeah, not a very cool thing to say to a woman who just told you "no".

  • @horaciosi

    @horaciosi

    7 жыл бұрын

    Shaq: This is a prime example of "shit happening". No, this is a prime example of FORCING PEOPLE TO DO SOMETHING THEY REJECTED

  • @bluestar4579
    @bluestar45799 жыл бұрын

    This guy is like the homeless version of Iron Man.

  • @cpcoultertweedles7216
    @cpcoultertweedles721610 жыл бұрын

    What has been seen cannot be unseen...

  • @anything7489
    @anything74899 жыл бұрын

    OH MY GAWD. SHE PERFECTED THE SOUFFLE [my life has meaning again]

  • @PikminandOatchi
    @PikminandOatchi10 жыл бұрын

    13:26 WAIT WAIT WAIT One of those bullets did hit him in the mouth and he didn,t feel it. WTF

  • @VoidKnightsc

    @VoidKnightsc

    10 жыл бұрын

    If you look really closely...the closest one in near his neck.

  • @Gootothesecond
    @Gootothesecond10 жыл бұрын

    This movie didn't kill it, it wasn't that bit to begin with. "Batman & Robin" killed the sub genre until "Blade" revived it.

  • @JimmySteller
    @JimmySteller11 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, this is one of NC's most underrated episodes.

  • @marcobiral2883
    @marcobiral288310 жыл бұрын

    The scene where Steel leaves on the escalator is the highest point of the movie... Lol!

  • @Zefurion1988
    @Zefurion198810 жыл бұрын

    Thank god they didn't give him Cyborg to play...

  • @MTdaBlacking

    @MTdaBlacking

    10 жыл бұрын

    Or Black Thunder, or Static Shock, or Jon Stewart's Green Lantern, or any other African-American superhero roles...

  • @YuukiTakemoto1996

    @YuukiTakemoto1996

    4 жыл бұрын

    Instead, they gave Ray Fisher Cyborg to play. "COULDN'T DO THAT LAST NIGHT"

  • @CrazedNovaProduction
    @CrazedNovaProduction10 жыл бұрын

    19:10, come on, your supposed to be an army guy, they teach you to use grenades in basic training.

  • @edb1382
    @edb13827 жыл бұрын

    Ok, that thing at the end was very funny. i haven't laughed that hard in a while.

  • @KarasuNoGoh
    @KarasuNoGoh10 жыл бұрын

    On the upside, I really love that Grandma, she was on LadyKillers, too. She reminds me of mine.

  • @EpimetheusLC
    @EpimetheusLC9 жыл бұрын

    Does this guy not know how to make a souffle? It's like a bread balloon- and that's fragile as fuck. A loud noise can pop your bread balloon and ruin your souffle.

  • @silentblood725

    @silentblood725

    8 жыл бұрын

    But why is it in a SUPER HERO MOVIE?!

  • @EpimetheusLC

    @EpimetheusLC

    8 жыл бұрын

    Because it's a throwaway gag about how the "hero" is loud and dumb. The souffle ain't the problem, man, it's just a symptom. Deadpool can make pancakes without ruining a movie.

  • @syxodude91

    @syxodude91

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Tycho Machinate Mercenary does it have to harden first or something? Because they were giving a round of applause in front of it and nothing happened.

  • @EpimetheusLC

    @EpimetheusLC

    8 жыл бұрын

    +syxodude91 basically, yeah. it turns all flaky, like... how bread goes from doughy and malleable to having a crust, kinda? Like a single layer of paper thin crust.

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