"But to be fair, this is a very though superhero to pull off. I mean, what guy could honestly look the least bit intimidating in that ridiculous outfit?" Fast forward to 2011...

@Nick_Hammer

9 жыл бұрын

Max Bennie exactly, chris evans is the man.

@cynthiautz6702

9 жыл бұрын

+Max Bennie I think Chris Evens is a good Captain America

@MaxBennie

9 жыл бұрын

Cynthia Utz So do I. :-)

@cynthiautz6702

9 жыл бұрын

Max Bennie Can't wait for Civil War though

@MaxBennie

9 жыл бұрын

Cynthia Utz Neither can I. Looking forward to seeing General Ross back, and Spider-Man's scenes.

One of the things that I love about the new captain America movies is that they gave a reason to his costume. It was flashy and over the top because he needed to be flashy and over the top in order to sell war bounds and raise people's spirit. But still if I was a Nazi and saw someone dressed up like that on the battlefield I'd die laughing.

@laerin7931

10 жыл бұрын

And death by laughter might be another weapon in Captain America's arsenal.

@TooCooFoYou

10 жыл бұрын

But wait, the new Captain America suit in The First Avenger looked badass though....

@MaxBennie

9 жыл бұрын

Maks Y That was a Monty Python sketch. A joke so funny you could die laughing, so they translated it into German and used it in battle.

This car-stealing ability of Captain America was sort of referenced as a joke in Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

@Emohunter115

10 жыл бұрын

Was it? What scene?

@TheGollddMAN

10 жыл бұрын

EmoTheHunter The part where Cap and Black Widow escape from the mall (where they kiss). The very next scene shows them in a car driving towards the abandoned ware house. While driving, she asks him where did he learn to steal cars and he says something.

@Emohunter115

10 жыл бұрын

***** Oh yeah. Heh. Thanks :)

@MastaGambit

10 жыл бұрын

***** Oh man I totally forgot about that scene LOL. Probably because the mall scene was pretty lame.

@davidnfulero

9 жыл бұрын

I would say the old lady speaking a coded countersign and palming a gun is also carried over to First Avenger ;) unless that was present in the comics and I'm just ignorant.

Who else clicked on this thinking it was Captain America The First Avenger And was disappointed ?

@KnightsaysNi

10 жыл бұрын

Me; I think this movie is the reason I wasn't looking forward to the re-make. I was pretty young when I watched this, and never watched it again. I now find myself wishing they had used Chuck Norris for the role, but then I remember how badly this was executed and am grateful they didn't.

@NarwhalColumbus

10 жыл бұрын

me but was glad it wasnt the new movie, i personally loved it

@Electricload2012-kz2me

10 жыл бұрын

The First Captain America Was Excellent

@DannyOmu

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah i did....imagine my surprise when i found this way more enjoyable!

@DannyOmu

9 жыл бұрын

Winter soldier is better for sure

He steals the car twice lmao xD

How come Red Skull cuts off his own hand? It would have been better for him if he cut off Captain America's hand.

@bioshocker3206

10 жыл бұрын

That would have been the smart choice, which is why this movie had to do the complete opposite.

i am german and i understand absolutely NOTHING of the things the supposed to by german man said in the beginning of the movie. Without Subtitles i would have benn lost.

@koppsr

8 жыл бұрын

+Sunray dont worry, you re not supposed to understand anything, they are supposed to sound as awefull as possible, americans rarely speak any german, so they dont care either. plus to them we all sound awefully russian, just like they sound like a mix of john wayne and a man who has a hot potatoe in his mouth :P ^^ its just another one of those cute rascist clichees in american movies.

@Cida_hanal

8 жыл бұрын

and that's how we hispanic feel when there's someone speaking spanish in a US show/movie

@johnt.campbell316

8 жыл бұрын

+Malefizia haha... I don't think it's racist of Americans. I think it's more "Nationalist". I'm an American and I'll agree; Americans, for the most part, are *really* proud to be Americans. I don't really get it, and I was a teenager when 9/11 happened. That was like, the most annoying time to be here. Everybody was sucking America's dick; I mean the Americans *themselves*! It's super funny that you'd say John Wayne! I guess that makes sense. He's as American as you can get; other than Clint Eastwood. lol. As I understand it, Germans hate it when anyone talks about Hitler; seems to make them uncomfortable. Just like Americans get uncomfortable when someone brings up the wars in Iraq... They needed to be liberated, dammit!!!!

@koppsr

8 жыл бұрын

John T. Campbell guess you re right :) but please no war-talk...that would open a whole other can of beans....and i hate beans!!!...well except sean bean, winter is comin, hooray...ok i digress;)

@johnt.campbell316

8 жыл бұрын

Malefizia lol... Indeed... Some of the world's governments, over the years, have done some stupid shit. What's important is to remember the mistakes and never let them happen again.

Good thing we got Chris Evans Captain America nowadays. This movie looks unbelievably stupid.

@YTWarrior100

8 жыл бұрын

+Cj Kalandek Thank goodness we have the current Captain America movies to wipe the memory of this piece of crap.

@cjkalandek996

8 жыл бұрын

***** Exactly. Especially after the awesomeness of Captain America: Civil War.

@heefmvc

8 жыл бұрын

+Cj Kalandek Thank goodness we know have the Human Torch as Captain America. Flame on, Johnny.

@johnalogue9832

7 жыл бұрын

I really hated the location/time font in Civil War...I can't get over that even almost half a year later. I'm an idiot.

*Captain America: The Greatest American Wimpy Car Thief!*

When...Captain America throws his mighty shield.....

The whole little boy wanting to be a president is not totally silly. Harold Wilson; a British Prime Minister stood outside Downing Street and said he wanted to. Years later; he did.

@zegh8578

9 жыл бұрын

Whitney McDonald all presidents were kids at one point, so, yeah, I agree, sometimes kids grow up to be presidents!

It would sadly take over 20 years for this story to handled better. The first film told his origin story better (though sadly it was missing the comedic 'Sike Hitler') but actually had the Captain kicking ass and it developed the relationship with his love interest with Agent Carter a lot better. Then the second film handled his pre-thaw our story better. Especially when it came to him visiting his old girlfriend. Fun fact, the actor playing Captain America in this film is Matt Salinger, who is the son of noted author J.D. Salinger. Speaking of which: J.D. Salinger's first wife (not Matt's mother) was supposedly a Nazi. She was at the very least German born and had relatives who were soldiers in the German army.

I just realized how Winter Soldier took so many things in this movie. Watch it in theaters and watch this movie after the guys thaw him out. *SPOILERS* 1. Modern Hydra 2. Steve visits Peggy 3. Steals cars 4. Random change of costume, but then he switches back to original.

@nightbane2

10 жыл бұрын

Number 4 only happens in WS, but this one also had that without the second part.

@VadersFist95

10 жыл бұрын

Jacob Geshel Alot better, Cap wasnt a massive pussy and didn;t suck

@TheAwesome45

10 жыл бұрын

Bullshit. Having seen The Winter Soldier, I call it.

@nightbane2

10 жыл бұрын

Graydon Campbell Your calling is twice as bullshit.

@its-morbintime

10 жыл бұрын

So this is the...condensed version of the two Hollywood movies?

This reminds me....I really want NC review all the Fantastic Four movies. XD

Being a German, I love the German phrases that are said by the evil nazi scientists when they talk about the red monster rat: "Auf eine Art und Weise verwendet Lffff eine Erfindung, es ist sehr seltenes, zwei Babmmm..", which definitely can't be translated as the subtitles do. In English, it'd rather be: "In a way, Lfff uses an invention, it's very rare, two babmm."

i would like to see ChuckNorris as Captain America....

@echoism666

9 жыл бұрын

or Tommy Wiseau, with long hair

@thedangerwich5476

9 жыл бұрын

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!!!

4:12 God even Family Guy would say that joke went on far too long.

Wait... W-what?! The rocket launched as a V2 and when it reached DC it became a V1? Continuity error!

@Butts666

9 жыл бұрын

Exerminator2000 I think Captain America modified it in the process of attempting to dismantle the rocket in flight. Hell I should get a job covering plot holes with bullshit.

At 6:05 I was thinking "That looks like an F Troop nod if I ever...OMG HE KNOWS ABOUT F TROOP!!!" Bravo, good sir.

11:45 Oh that's nothing. In X-Men: Days of Future Past they actually say that Magneto had a hand in the assassination of JFK because, "How else would you explain a bullet miraculously curving through the air?" I am not even joking. And look I like the film, I do, but holy crap was that one of the dumbest things ever uttered in a movie. I was expecting to see Oliver Stone listed in the producing credits.

@floggyWM1

9 жыл бұрын

what was dumb about it tho?

@docdave15

9 жыл бұрын

Because the magic bullet theory is utter nonsense! Anyone who has looked at the Zapruder film can see that Kennedy and Connolly are not in any way seated in the way Garrison presented it.

@ChaosZero102

9 жыл бұрын

not to sound stupid but who is Oliver Stone?

@docdave15

9 жыл бұрын

Film maker. He made Platoon, Born on the Fourth of July, and JFK. The final listed deals with the assassination conspiracy.

@strangeclaims

6 жыл бұрын

docdave15 That line was super funny, but prolly not in the way they intended.

Funny how back then Captain America movies were the worst of the Marvel movies, now their the best in the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies (In my opinion).

So I just saw this movie in the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart and it was 2 movies on one disc: this one and (wait for it......) its sequel. Captain America 2: Death Too Soon. We gotta get the Critic to review that one. I'm sure it must be dreadful. Who would green light a sequel to this?

@snakes3425

8 жыл бұрын

+Douglas Rau Actually those are from the 1970s (hell that second one has Christopher Lee as the villain) if you're intrested Spoony did reviews for both of them

Anyone else notice Captain America never gets promoted?

You know, if I ever get the urge to steal a car, I'll try that "Pull over, I think I'm going to be sick" routine and see if it works. Somehow, I doubt it. :p

did they even explain the shield, and why it apparently boomerangs?

I died when he threw the shield at the gaurd post.

Shows Captain America logo, plays Superman theme song...

Chris Evans was a perfect Captain America. He actually did make the whole colorful superhero thing seem believable and intimidating

I don't know why, but I laugh everytime at the "After Red Skull becomes Numb Skull" line.

did they just mention superman in a marvel film?

@ToolboxMachinima

9 жыл бұрын

There were many years when Marvel had a serious inferiority complex.

@TrueMohax

9 жыл бұрын

DC and Marvel have been referencing each other for years in their work. Look at the stores in the background, comic books / books that they read, names of organizations, etc.

@alesin1992

9 жыл бұрын

DC and Marvel aren't that much against each other, only the fans are.

@TrueMohax

9 жыл бұрын

alesin1992 I agree, but that's not going to stop them from refferencing each other.

@newkid7298

9 жыл бұрын

same to spider-man 1

Holy Crap! Captain America! I totally forgot about how this movie shattered my ideas of superheroes as a kid. Just one of the first in a long line of hollywood disappointments.

07:12 I love that cutting his own hand off is the first thing that comes to his mind, a logical solution indeed. Why not cut off cap's hand instead? its not like redskull's hand was chained to the rocket ....

@garbowler5202

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, he tried to cut off the Cap's hand, but his hand was pulled, causing him to cut off his own.

Too bad this came out when it did, the review would have been funnier if he compared it to the First Avenger. Still, I watched the First Avenger for the first time last week, then decided to watch this, and that made this video all the more hilarious.

@LeopoldLitchenstein

9 жыл бұрын

Nicole Engelhuber Damn now I want an Old vs New of Captain America's new movies and this since he did that with Spider-Man... oh wait never mind that's not fair they'd win by technicality

It's actually amazing how close this plot follows the recent film

@stammesbruder

8 жыл бұрын

they are based on the same story- what did you expect?

I like how the italian is "Che cazzo?!" and the translation is "Get it?"

Doug forgot to mention the fake ears on his costume... Yeah, looks closely, they're fake.

@CJFRANKS7

10 жыл бұрын

XD

@jled787

10 жыл бұрын

Its because the comics had Cap's costume have his ears exposed, and the costume designer probably had trouble in making the ear holes or something.

2:54 "He may not be Superman..." DC Comics. DING

@lieutenantnomad9198

9 жыл бұрын

LOL! CinemaSins reference! Nice one! ;)

Captain America - The comedy

I used to love this as a kid, I never forgot the image of a 9 year old kid taken from his home to be tortured having his skin torn from him to turn into the Red Skull.

I love how at 6.04 you can see the original shield on the floor while another one comes back to him

min 7:07 he could cut the cap american hand instead of his own but well... -_-

just whip it out... goodnight everybody

Thank GOD it was remade into the amazing one!

6:05 - Some Angry Birds sound effects here would have been hillarious.

Why didn't Red Skull cut Cap's hand off instead of his own?

@floggyWM1

9 жыл бұрын

he has a brain tumor, that is why he is called redskull

ahhh what a wonderful sunset- HIGHL HITLA *SHOOTS*

@stakefr0mjatefarmvods534

9 жыл бұрын

Brony Time What the hell I see you everywhere Are you following me?

@BronyTimereactions

8 жыл бұрын

Jacob Stevens i have no idea

12:10 was pretty cruel. Anyone else remember what happened to Ned Beatty the last time he was in a film with Ronny Cox and was lost in the woods I'll give you a clue... SQUEAL PIGGY

For those who do not know this, Captain is played by Matt Salinger, son of J.D. Salinger, writer of Catcher in the rye...

Nostalgia Critic if you look closely at the beginning of the end credits it this movie was made by you guess it by Golan Gloubus the same people that Masters of the Universe (1987) An Superman IV (1987 Again)! So does that means that they like to make bad Comic book Movies?!:O

he was frozen today

@Bauglir100

7 жыл бұрын

"You've been asleep, Cap...for 70 years."

Never have I pined more for Chris Evans' Captain America

I had this on vhs when I was a kid, but I have no idea where it came from.

@thedangerwich5476

9 жыл бұрын

You were a bad boy so santa left it for you one christmas.

7:10 Why does he cut he's own hand instead os captain's?

@antman1001000

9 жыл бұрын

Because that would require a brain which obviously the people who made this movie didn't have

@BioniclesaurKing4t2

9 жыл бұрын

Alex Rus He tries, but Cap pulls his hand back, pulling Red's hand into the line of fire.

@Avakadoman1995

8 жыл бұрын

+BioniclesaurKing4t2 That must be a very sharp knife then, for him to chop his hand off in just one go.

One question: What did the director Smoke before making this?? Really not even joking I wanna know?

Hey Red Skull, that disguise of yours makes you look like Garak from DS9.

5:57 "I hope I look silly enough." LOL

chris evans pulled it off

I thought he was gonna review Captain America: The First Avenger

@dustygozangas8191

8 жыл бұрын

Eh it's just as corny so I don't blame you for the confusion.

The subtitles under everything had me in tears lmfao.. Don't forget they made an even shittier version (it's possible) that came out in the 70s and I believe they made 3 of them.

@ 2:42 OR the usual service at "Amy's Baking Company" xD

The remake was better

@Flaris

10 жыл бұрын

Would have been tough to make a worse movie.

@dude37

10 жыл бұрын

FlareKnight You obviously haven't seen the version staring Reb Brown.

@nautiluisthetitan6893

10 жыл бұрын

The Dork Knight I thought that was released in 79, so this is a remake of the 79 version.

@lazerbeam134

10 жыл бұрын

The First Avenger isn't a remake- it is a movie that actually adapts Captain America somewhat faithfully. Those previous examples are shit fests with the name of Cap tacked on for some inexplicable reason.

@vclipaddict

10 жыл бұрын

Kind of obvious.

well at least modern captain america done by chris evans is better than this guy, heck, the whole 2012 movie was better than this. And did they reference a DC CHARACTER IN A MARVEL MOVIE?!?

@darkslayertj

10 жыл бұрын

Yes. But it is far better than this terrible version of captian America

@spacepuppy720

10 жыл бұрын

so true idk who this guy is but he looks like he should be in full house not captain America

Drives me fucking crazy that the scientist says "he won't be any superman"... SUPERMAN DOESNT EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE

@stammesbruder

8 жыл бұрын

superman as a person does not exist in their universe. what makes you think he couldn't exist in a comic- much like in reality? he doesn't exist in real life, yet he is mentioned quite often, don't you think?

Hahaha the parts with the car thefts are the funniest xD

Just watch Chris Evans one He does a better job at Captain America.

@stammesbruder

8 жыл бұрын

the script alone is better. it's not like a different actor could have saved this movie.

@RDavisLink

8 жыл бұрын

stammesbruder Well fair enough

These Nazi's speak the most foreign german I have ever heared

@koppsr

8 жыл бұрын

+r3v4n21 dont worry, you re not supposed to understand anything, they are supposed to sound as awefull as possible, americans rarely speak any german, so they dont care either. plus to them we all sound awefully russian, just like they sound like a mix of john wayne and a man who has a hot potatoe in his mouth :P ^^ its just another one of those cute rascist clichees in american movies.

@r3v4n21

8 жыл бұрын

koppsr I wouldn't call it racist since the are Nazi's and even in german comedy movies or TV Shows with Nazis they speak with a very over the top accent

@koppsr

8 жыл бұрын

***** really?? never heard that and i AM german. whenever germans are depicted in american movies or tv shows, they have an over the top russian accent and are shown to be colthearted, mostly stupid and greedy. oh yeah and almost always the bad guys! its like showing black people stealing cars, doing drugs and shooting people, aka a rascist clichee. believe it or not, most germans speak good english. cant say the same about most americans . now can i?

@woooboboob

8 жыл бұрын

+koppsr That's probaply because of WW2,like leftover propaganda against germany.

@koppsr

8 жыл бұрын

Hannahdouken! probably right. doesnt make it any better though. :( just annoying.

I saw this movie recently and was actually hoping it was the 1990 one being reviewed when I saw the title on the thumbnail.

The moment everything had a subtitle I had to hit the like button :)

69 dislikes lololololololol sorry.

17:20 Donald Trump in a nutshell.

Did anyone notice that the liftoff was a V2 but the inbound rocket was a V1? Awesome. Not to mention that buzz bombs were also launched from rails instead of vertical liftoff like the V2 and were very unreliable in accuracy and range. To add more craziness, the rocket not only made it from DC but reached Alaska after reaching its target and being turned back up for another ascent...utter stupidity lol.

Does anyone know the name of the music played at 01:04 by on of the children? I’d appreciate it if someone could tell me. Thanks, CC6336

Lex: Otis! OTIS! how did you end up in THAT universe? Otis: Mr. Luthor, I'm sorry. I got confused by the red and blue tights.

I love how Red Skull cuts his own hand off instead of cutting the Captain...

"i think im going to be sick" *steals car*...Ladies and Gentleman Captain America

People in movies reference their competition all the time. In Nightmare on Elm Street, the main characters tried to stay awake by watching Evil Dead. In Halloween, they watched the Thing. It's a way of saying "See? Superman is fake even in our universe, WE'RE the real super heroes!"

The guy playing Captain America looks a little bit like Gordon Ramsey. "Can you pull over? I think I'm gonna be sick." Yeah, I'm gonna hitchhike and try that one.

fun comic fact, red skull "NEVER" was a product of the super soldier process, he was just well trained in assassinations, hand to hand combat, weapons and artillary, and his face wasn't deformed, it was a mask, they called him the red skull due to a gas he'd use like a calling card, it's constrict the muscles and blood vessles in his victem's face too make the skin tones turn red, and look like a skull, hence the name "Red Skull" this movie made the now popular polar opposite super soldier

Captain America has been re-released on Blu-Ray, fully given a HD restoration its on Shout Factory website to buy.

This makes The First Avenger look like The Dark Knight.

2:59-3:33 come on man! I those lightsaber sound effects with all your might!

And that's just MCU, lets not forget about a guy who gains the ability of a spider with enemies like an alien symbiote, a world with mutants that have powers like reading minds, healing themselves, controlling the weather, absorbing people's powers, having magnetic powers, half human half vampires who hunt down other vampires, a guy with a flaming skull for a head working for satan, four astronauts who gained superpowers from a comet. I could go on and on.

In the early 90s, the Captain America action figure was the most popular. :P

Heroic hiding, eh? Snake is Captain America. Confirmed.

Highlights from the back of the 1990 version's box: Captain America strapped to a rocket. Highlights from the back of the 2011 version's case: Captain America riding his motercycle through gunfire and explosions.

4:35 had me rolling on the ground for like a half hour omg lol

They say this was made to keep the movie rights, But I think they chose to make this so they could go to Italy or wherever and rent a Porsche.

First words of the video's subtitles "Alone is tough to crack"

I love NC's comments or line dubbing from CA praying on the rocket to "The League of Extraordinary accents" :)

For some reason I seem to remember this movie coming out in the seventies when I was a kid.

6:03 He's not even going to comment on how absurd it is for that shield (that isn't even shaped like a boomerang) to come back after hitting a building hard enough to topple it?

i rented this back in the day,god,i couldn't drink enough to finish watching it.

That feeling when you're german, you almost understand what they're saying at 1:20 and you realize.. IT MAKES NO SENSE! Why do I have the feeling that this will not be the last time in this movie that I experience this?

Well, if I thawed out a basketball mascot, I'd be pretty surprised too. XD

14:55 I think that scene is supposed to be in slow motion, but they couldn't afford a high speed camera.

1:00 The Raindrop prelude, one of Chopin's best. It's a fun piece to play.

Here is some more info on this, well, related to this. Spoony did a review of the 1979 made for TV Captain America movie, which is possibly even worse than this. Also, Matt Salinger is the son of famous writer J.D. Salinger, the writer of ''A Catcher in the Rye''. Btw, Matt's career went NOWHERE. Big surprise...not!

As Jeff Dunham said through his puppet, Melvin the Superhero, "Great, he's all the same powers as Spongebob!" XD

Mario Puzo actually did co-write Superman (the first one).

The only bad part about this is that he doesn't say that CA stole the car because it was a VW with a japanese recording device.