I always like it when i suddenly find a secret Nostalgia critic review tucked away in the forgotten corners of the internet.

@rondmusic6323

9 жыл бұрын

Me too there's always the same 50 on related videos and then there's hidden ones like this lol

@dun0790

8 жыл бұрын

Im running low starting to cold turkey aaah jaws 3 review thank you

@killeing

8 жыл бұрын

+Matt D you're telling me : / I didn't even know he did a top 11 CEREAL MASCOTS UNTIL 12 LAST NIGHT T_P!!!

@nigelthistleton4294

7 жыл бұрын

Matt D

"She was killed in a car accident with my father, and they're both dead." I think the fact that they were killed implies that they're dead, Julie.

@shock019

8 жыл бұрын

people die when they are killed

@kirbysuperstar5494

8 жыл бұрын

everybody got that?

@armandotorres8962

7 жыл бұрын

I know right? To much repeating there.

@sandernielsen8018

7 жыл бұрын

Armando Torres I know that teen actresses were only half good, but god is her bland wooden performance awful.

@armandotorres8962

7 жыл бұрын

***** Did not know that

Who noticed Critic put on a bow tie for the Worst Exposition Award? Nice touch.

@kirbysuperstar5494

8 жыл бұрын

yeah I did to

Geez every guy Julie came in contact with tries to beat her up or sexually harass her.

@mikeykitty1235

8 жыл бұрын

kind of like how Megan Fox is also constantly being sexually harassed.

@66DoodleGal

8 жыл бұрын

Michael Siegler 😳

@lemonzing234

7 жыл бұрын

what about mr. miyagi

@66DoodleGal

7 жыл бұрын

Ben Ramsey obviously not him

@agentepolaris4914

7 жыл бұрын

what about the monks?

students? they look old enough to play the teachers

@cakestalker

9 жыл бұрын

Seems common in hollywood movies.. people that are 30 or at least in late 20's are supposed to be like 16-17.

@FaceUnreality

9 жыл бұрын

***** At the very least Drake Bell can pull off being a teen and he's in his late 20's. He still looks pretty young.

@adu1991

7 жыл бұрын

Fact: Hilary Swank was 20 years old when this movie was made. She does not look like a high school student to me, but at least she's hot 😍

You ever wonder if Shyamalan was watching this movie, saw the award-winning exposition scene, and thought to himself, "That's how it's done! Explaining everything with no emotion or visual direction! I now know what I must do to make my director career a success!!!"

@King-ze2kt

7 жыл бұрын

Nathan Deaton that makes too much sense.

ahhh...gotta love 35 year old high school kids

All the dudes in this movie look over 30.

So, I think the lesson we all learned from this is to not hire a crazy military guy to be the head of high school security. Good lesson. I think we'll all remember that for a long time.

@darkzombiproductions7756

8 жыл бұрын

Actually that's common sense, but good point

@KeybladeMasterAndy

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Hoffman Yeah, hire a sane one. It actually reminds me of a game called Life Is Strange, where the head of security was a paranoid ex-military officer with ptsd, but who actually turned out to be helpful.

@jasoncase9481

8 жыл бұрын

Or making a unneccesary sequel is terrible. Without a doubt such a terrible movie.

@logirogi1468

8 жыл бұрын

The Step-dad from Life Is Strange was actually a good guy, though, despite being sorta crazy.

@shameerkhan8347

6 жыл бұрын

I just think Michael ironside was being himself and everyone was too intimated to stop him

That Miyagi fight scene was so poorly choreographed. I wonder if Pat Morita ever felt like the writers didn't respect him when they make him speak in that exaggerated broken English.

@IronGod1640

8 жыл бұрын

+Sean O'Reilly I beleive Pat Morita is the one who came up with it during his casting interview.

@KeybladeMasterAndy

8 жыл бұрын

+IronGod1640 That's possible

@jongon0848

7 жыл бұрын

Well I think he had to embrace some of the stereotypes in order to get the role in the first place, they initially didn't want to hire him because they didn't think a comedian could play the role.

@blankname6629

6 жыл бұрын

IronGod1640 yup he did there is a video on KZread of him talking about it

"Aw...Don't make me run. I'm filled with pork chops and syrup." Get's me everytime

Wow, so many great movies came out in 1984. Gremlins, Ghostbusters, Terminator, Karate Kid, Nightmare on Elm Street, Woobly Bobble and the Amazing Poopamawutzit Chapter II: Electric Boogaloo...

In my high school, we actually had a school security that took classes in Ju-Jitsu and Kickboxing. We took Ju-Jitsu for learning how to disarm the opponent and take the fight to the ground (if necessary) and Kickboxing in case we needed more than just throws. It actually did work quite well too. We barely had any bullies in school because of that. Edit: However, we did have some problems with it. For example, in one instance of ASS (After-School-Suspension and yes we all chuckled when we first heard that), we had 2 bullies who tried to surprise one of the officers (mainly cause they were the only kids in ASS at the time). Luckily, he was very trained for this situation (mostly because he took Muay Thai before training even started for the other officers) and actually broke one of the kids' arms by getting them in a standing arm bar. Twice actually. The first time, he gave them both an option to surrender and stop trying to cause more trouble, so the kids said they will. But then, like an idiot, one of them tried to sucker punch him, and so he got his arm broken after that. And I guess the other kid got scared because of that, because he was barely anywhere outside of the main classes He got suspended for the rest of the year (which wasn't even a whole lot cause this was in the 2nd semester), but he was seen as a hero afterwards. Crazy to think about now that I mention it

lol "What does my fist + your face equal" XD

The moment she said "its just a car" to a 442 i knew i was going to hate her

That "school security" reminds me of a Swedish novel by Jan Gillou called Ondskan (Swedish for "evil"). The novel is set in 50's Sweden and tells about a violent teenage boy who gets expelled from his school, only to end up in an elite school where a "school council" consisting of bullies from rich families are allowed to abuse younger students in the name of "order", while the teachers don't do shit, and one of the teachers is a Nazi. In the end, the boy defeats the bullies and after graduating, he returns home to teach his abusive father a lesson. It's a good novel and the movie adaptation wasn't bad either.

@DeathLord1212000

8 жыл бұрын

is there a translation? cause it sounds awesome!

@stormstrider1990

8 жыл бұрын

I'm sure there is. Jan Gillou is a world famous author.

@kirbysuperstar5494

8 жыл бұрын

LONGEST COMMENT EVER

@timepickle8443

7 жыл бұрын

I would love to read this in English. Is there a subtitled version of the movie?

@dylantennant6594

6 жыл бұрын

Prince Stormstrider That description, and the whole school security thing in this movie, both remind me of Kill La Kill( if you took out the extreme violence, wierd humor, and superpowers). You know with a school council that in all fairness would be taken down by the government just for how extreme and abusive it is.

MIYAGI WINS. FLAWLESS VICTORY. BLOWALITY.

@johnbeast8705

9 жыл бұрын

??

@dragenfire68

9 жыл бұрын

watch the end. or the whole thing

@greatest_bumble_bee_dude

6 жыл бұрын

Lol ☺

Ha, that high school bully reminds me of Ben Stiller in Dodgeball.

This remembers me of the dude making security at the railway station. He was such an overwhelming psychopath. We miss him so much.

Not every day you see Mr Miyagi kicking Sam Fisher's ass...

I actually really like some of Mr. Miyagi's dialogue from this movie.

In the first movie, Mr. Miyagi tells Daniel that he never taught anyone karate before. And Miyagi is doing sand the floor on the car, not wax on. The director didnt have a clue about the karate kid.

Totally saw the reference to "Mary Poppins" coming whenever Swank talks about "feeding her bird."

Julie: "Well that's a stupid rule." Critic imitating Miyagi: "Aw naw you didnt." Lol!

"There is no killing here." "That's a stupid rule" ... Anyone else think that can be taken the wrong way?

this franchise started out in perfect balance, harmony you might say... that all changed when the sequels attacked

Watching this in 2020 kills both your eyes and ears

What was so bad about Karate Kid Part 3? It wasn't really that much of a copycat of the original. It was actually a good idea to have the villain from the first film in there because it's nice to see a bit of why he is as bad as he is. We were told that he went to war once and the war's torture did a lot of psychological damage. Plus they showed that the relationship between Daniel and Mr. Miyagi wasn't perfect, and that Mr. Miyagi, after being with Daniel for 9 months, had started to view Daniel like family.

"Fighting not good. But if must fight... Win." Umm... Didn't you say the complete opposite in the first Karate Kid movie? .._.

16:40 A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

Your self punch to the face slapstick was actually very good. Like professional vaudeville quality.

"What does one fist + your face equal?" LOL!

Lol. This movie is fucking hilarious.

@cakestalker

9 жыл бұрын

I found it entertaining as well.. some cool scenes with Miyagi and Hilary Swank looks highly mateable in the movie.

First we had Cyber Monks, now we have Bowling Monks.

When the cop stopped running after her all I thought about was the movie Superbad "he's a freak, he's the fastest kid alive" lol

So the bad guys of this film are introduced with Movin' on Up by M People playing. Not exactly a sinister sound to show they're the antagonists, it's more a sound for camp, dance environment.

oh god no matter what the bungee jump scene at the dance still makes me lose my shit. LOL

Dude... the Next Karate Kid is my second favourite. My first is Karate Kid II. I loved Julie as a character. Feeding a sick Hawk.... and... that scene with the cops is fairly accurate in my life I've found. The weird psycho teacher... is pretty normal in midwestern schools... I thought so any ways. Keep in mind, Julie is the closest to a strong female character that exists in a lot of the media. Seriously... go through media with strong female roles... and put Julie compared to the rest of them. Julie vs. the really rapey student security group. Seriously... every villain in this movie was, "Imma gonna rape you Julie" It is on par with every bad person being all, "you have a purdy mouth... I bet you squeal like a pig." As per what those guys were doing in the dance: trying to impress a girl. I've had guys do that all the time for me. Murder becomes part of the job when there is a cute girl you want to bone. Just... trust me on that.

@matthewdover6468

10 жыл бұрын

Since when did the main villain, the adult who created that school security have a crush on Julie?

@NimhLabs

10 жыл бұрын

Matthew Dover No, no, no... it was the main student. The adult's protege if you will. He was wanting to have her raped via his protege. You'll notice that one dude who was all rapey on Julie was the guy who created that security groups' favourite kid. He mostly just wants to enable her rape, to help enforce his ideas that he is giving the school security team.

@emmetcummings7716

10 жыл бұрын

I don't with you but the psycho teachers in the Midwest thing I agree with. I go to school in Iowa and I swear both my Social Studies teacher is the devils mom. I swear.

@qcdoomqc

10 жыл бұрын

wtf "guys do that all the time for me" are you kidding me you're a guy yourself... and a pretty disgusting one at that o.O

@NimhLabs

10 жыл бұрын

***** ... uh... wut?

The Next Karate Kid and The Karate Kid III are the ones I actually remember seeing growing up, so they're the ones nostalgic for me. I love 'em for it, and don't think they're bad movies.

4;47 "Don't make me run, I'm filled with pork chops and syrup." ROFLMAO it kills me every time.

Why the heck are the "bullys" waiting in the school at night for someone to come? wtf...

"That board killed my family...family...family"

@gamerhero9559

8 жыл бұрын

LOL...LOL...LOL...

@Smeeshie2001

7 жыл бұрын

Game Guy95 LOL? My son used to LOL, until I held his brains

@gamerhero9559

7 жыл бұрын

+Smeeshie2001 Yeesh...

@christmasworld6795

7 жыл бұрын

"My name is Julie! My mother's name was Susan. She was killed in a car accident with my father and they're both dead!"

@gamerhero9559

7 жыл бұрын

Leonidas05 AJ Redundant, much?

+LeisureSuitRantFiend 3:06 It's funny that he didn't add in Whitney Houston: "My Name is NOT SUSAN!" :-D

"some kid drops a candy bar wrapper, you make him pick it up...AND EAT IT!" had me laughing.

I wish they had the original karate kid as well as the girl in this.

@Adrian-Abu

10 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@KangaKucha

10 жыл бұрын

Adrian Dickson Like have him at the start saying sensei, my cousin is in trouble bah bah, please go help her, then he he is missing until the end when he fights along side them. While the movie would still suck, it would be a lit bit better and fit better with the other movies, not the oddball 4th attached. Shame sidekicks is also a rip off of the first, not part of the series, would have made a better third imho.

@mikestoever9041

10 жыл бұрын

i wonder what Daniel LaRussa was doing at this time period.

This movie wasn't a masterpiece, but it was entertaining with Miyagi returning. It's a classic. Too bad they didn't have some role or at least a cameo for Daniel-san. This and Karate Kid III weren't that good sequels, but they had some good parts nonetheless.

@afriendofbean

9 жыл бұрын

***** Yes that's true. They should have shown Daniel in a scene. Maybe right now he's working at the banzai tree shop him and Miyagi own and/or he started college since he said on the third film that he needs a break from school. (Hopefully, he's not being bullied by John Kreese, Terry Silver, and Mike Barnes without Miyagi around). It's a good thing that Daniel was at least mentioned one time on this movie.

@pervmanyesican

7 жыл бұрын

yeah ,have a seen where Daniel-san is raiding Julie's hamper and get caught, " hey where is Miyagi I owe him $20 ".

the guy in the second movie, wasn't miagi's brother but his' best friend, before the fight they had because of the woman they both loved. there's also a part when miagi explains how his family's karate is passed on from father to son and how his father made an exception for his friend, to teach him.

I liked that psycho who was training the school security. "Finish him off!" lol he took it a little TOO seriously methinks

12:00 Nice dubbing Doug. I don't know what smonks are but I'd like to find out

My fist plus your face? A BLACK EYE!!! Can I get that cookie now?

@GreekOrthodox7

8 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@MegaToonzNetwork

8 жыл бұрын

Neither do I

I think the macchio's character from the first 3 movies is the father of swank's father in this movie

@KenRulesLife

8 жыл бұрын

Miyagi the Immortal.

@greenninjah

8 жыл бұрын

how old is, Miagi then? XDD

@wolfkiller4

7 жыл бұрын

Pots of Tor-Tor Karate magic

he has a awesome voice

One of the worst sequels ever! The 3rd one I consider as a guilty pleasure.🎬😣😀

@King-ze2kt

7 жыл бұрын

namsivad whenever I got the complete karate kid collection I saw the next karate kid then I looked for it but couldn't find it because I didn't think of turning it around I then assumed it was advertising a sequel that never came out who knew.

@neobogard

2 жыл бұрын

It's genuinely a good movie.

And the award for worst exposition to be uttered in a movie goes to...... THE NEXT KARATE KID!! (Applause) YOU SUCK!!!!!😀😀😀😄 My reaction= 😆😆😆😆(laughter)

18:12 My favourite Nostalgia Critic facial expression.

'now if you'll excuse me, there's a fly I have to go crush with my chopsticks.' oh, priceless.

It should actually be julie-kun and daniel-kun, not san. When refering to someone lower down the food chain, you use the suffix kun. San is for people above you, authority figures, elders, etc. If they are younger, subordiante, etc. or on equal footing, then you use kun. WHY DOES NO-ONE KNOW THIS?! IT'S JAPANESE 101!!!

@Jeter6261

10 жыл бұрын

Because you're watching a Hollywood movie. They rarely give a damn about foreign languages.

@kitsunekyubino9345

10 жыл бұрын

yeah, but isn't the actor playing Miyagi Sensei (another innacuracy) Japanese? Isn't it his first language? Why didn't he say something? Or am I mistaken? (which is also possible)

@mandiemermaid283

10 жыл бұрын

"San" is kind of like the every-honorific. It's like "Mr." or "Ms" and isn't exclusive to rank, age, or gender. You can use this to talk to anyone, basically. "Sama" is an honorific you might use for someone of higher rank (maybe that's where you got mixed up?) Technically he could use the honorific "kun" for her, but generally it's reserved more for males in a friendly situation. "Kun" wouldn't *technically* be incorrect, as it can work in conversations between teacher/student, but it would be kinda weird.

@kitsunekyubino9345

10 жыл бұрын

my mistake. I've never studied Japanese formally, and what little I do know I've picked up from the general media and made my own conclusions from that. So what IS the honourific for someone lower down?

@Incrediboss

10 жыл бұрын

Neckbeard confirmed.

This movie hurts as a huge fan of the first two movies

Lol, "SUSAN!"

i also wonder how much English Pat Morita knew. i bet by this point he was telling the directors "hey man, you do know my English is pretty good right? even if it wasn't, why would I constantly be speaking in the 3rd person? it just doesn't make sense. would my speaking english like a human hurt the movie? he asked. Adding "I'm not a Japanese robot. I mean, I still have the accent. Do I really have to start every sentence with Miagi say or Miagi think...?"

@TheVillon77

7 жыл бұрын

His English was flawless, he was born and raised in the US. He even worked as a stand-up comedian in the '70s. His Japanese, on the other hand, was pretty basic (he himself said so in interviews, but idk if he was simply being humble).

@augustwest5356

7 жыл бұрын

+TheVillon77 really?? the whole accent was a put on?

So like where the hell is Daniel-san? Is he even mentioned at all in this movie?!?!?!

@fourarmz8397

9 жыл бұрын

They show that he is her dead father.

@MultiHydralisk

9 жыл бұрын

FourArmedGaming ..well shit, that's depressing. T_T

@fourarmz8397

9 жыл бұрын

Patrick Briotte I'm a depressing person.

@MultiHydralisk

9 жыл бұрын

FourArmedGaming Touche'

@CameronMetrejean

9 жыл бұрын

What you were told was not true. The movie likely takes place not long after the last movie and Daniel is probably still alive. But since this movie takes place in Boston and not California Daniel isn't there since Mr. Miyagi was only traveling there to accept a Medal. He does briefly mention Daniel at one point to Julie early on, and it was likely his reference to the line "Boys easier" at 10:18 But no, Daniel doesn't appear in the film. Ralph Machio was in his 30's when this movie was made.

To its credit at least this was better than the remake with Jackie chan

Lmao he bitch slapped him @ 19:29

Anyone else just figure out this review existed? There's always that one NC review you find randomly on the interwebs.

Wait a second...a legitimate question was made during this review...how the flying fuck did Julie knew that the bird was a girl? O_o...she doesn't seem to know anything other than to attract perverts who are into rape and beating and pouting and yelling and complaining so...how did she even figured out? O_O

Mike Ironside ...why did you do this film

@ShadowSonic2

7 жыл бұрын

Same reason he did Highlander 2?

I loved this movie as a kid... I know it's not that great, but back then there just weren't many films starring a female protagonist who actually /fought/ for her cause. The only other two I can think of are Mulan and Nausicaa: Of the Valley of the Wind. As a young girl who ended up in martial arts, this film was a big source of inspiration for me.

@PrincessNinja007

8 жыл бұрын

That, and with the whole bird thing, she had redeeming qualuties. Danny was just a cocky asshole.

7:40 what every non-car person says "It's just a car"

even as a little kid I knew this movie sucked.

What a cockroach killer

14:12 makes me laugh every time no matter how hard I try not to.

18:10 ....shane from the shield?? is that you with hair? hahaha

Miyagi awesome. Miyagi is God

@greatest_bumble_bee_dude

6 жыл бұрын

I don't think so - feel free to read my new comment above

I think the film looks pretty good.

@ChefMattReviews

10 жыл бұрын

"looks pretty good," but in reality it's a gigantic shit spewing hurricane of horribleness.

@Eastsid3

10 жыл бұрын

I think it's the weakest of the Karate kid movies, but it has it's moments

@halloweenfriday

10 жыл бұрын

It's a pile of dogshit

3:20 so when the nostalgia critic becomes an announcer, his tie TRANSFORMS into a bowtie.... I want one of those!

At times, Nostalgia Critic really sounds like one of the MST3K commentators.

still better than the new karate kid with jackie chan

@Daruqe

8 жыл бұрын

+Xarai sorry what

@pervmanyesican

8 жыл бұрын

+Xarai No doubt!

@jayterra8154

8 жыл бұрын

I regret seeing that in theaters

@cammonnette1783

8 жыл бұрын

It's sad that the critic thinks that the remake is better than the original

@johnathanholmes1297

8 жыл бұрын

That not true.

Don't think that fair to the 3. Reich, at least they had cool uniforms and did what they promise, not like them who were there to protect the Schoo.

"Gee, I wonder if this is the villain?" Doug. "He is Sam Fisher, he is the Splinter Cell, get it right!" Me.

"I'M MR. MIYAGI BIIIIYAAATCCCHH!!" Best line in this review.

I like Karate Kid 2 more than one to be honest its a really interesting expansion of the franchise universe

@anonymoustoast5530

7 жыл бұрын

Eh it never really made sense like the first one but the 2nd one was a lot better than the 3rd one and this one as well as the remake.

@caverramos7581

7 жыл бұрын

The first one would have been hard to top, but the second one feels like a worthy sequel to me. The third one simply couldnt go beyond the formula

I love the Karate Kid movies all them they are fun to watch but i did not like the fucking remake to me it fucking sucks like all remakes

@Calgure

9 жыл бұрын

The Thing and The Fly

@aaronduerst

9 жыл бұрын

King kong and batman

@sperrin

9 жыл бұрын

The Departed. Reservoir Dogs. Some Like It Hot. A Fistful Of Dollars. Cape Fear. Scarface. Insomnia. I'll stop here, but there are plenty of what are regarded as good remakes, some even better than the originals. even so the KK remake (which used Kung Fu not Karate) was still good, maybe as good as the original...which was a poor Rocky rip-off at best and the remake was certainly better than any of the really, really, really bad sequels.

@FaceUnreality

9 жыл бұрын

Steve Perrin I would personally put True Grit on there as one of the remakes thats better then the original.

@sperrin

9 жыл бұрын

FaceUnreality Not seen that one yet. My Gramps was a big John Wayne fan so I grew up with the original. But I'll take a look at the remake sometime. But even so, I fail to see why most people think a remake HAS to be better, why can it not just be a good film in it's own right? The narrow mindedness of the "anti-remake crowd" really does baffle me at times. There are plenty of original films that are bad, so it's not something synonymous with remakes. There are bad remakes sure, but there are good remakes to...even great remakes. Just like there are with original films too.

Best line in the review, "Don't make me run, I'm filled with porkchops and syrup..."

"That's impossible!" "That... is why you fail."

16:41 ALLAHU AKBAR

@allindbz

8 жыл бұрын

Go f yourself

Yes, 'Tis a good muppet indeed XD This is one of my favorite reviews to watch (a review which ironically I get nostalgic for), plus Karate Kid one and two were the jam during childhood, I still have memories of watching the original at my childhood best friend's house during a sleepover (good times).

The name Doughan makes me giggle.....every time....

10:07 😑 One does not simply walk away from that timeless "Wax on, wax off" scene.

The Nostalgia Critic looked so cute in his tuxedo. :)

If you can count how many times she was on screen with that hair style and a smile, that many.

"Here's a math problem: what does my fist plus your face equal?" LOL!!

This one was my favorite actually

This movie was on Zoog Disney all the time when I was 6-7 years old. It outrages me that they opted to show this over a renowned classic.

We all love that muppet NC.

Great job on this, I laughed the whole time!

16:32 the pin on the far right got so scared it fell before the pin touched it

Nostalgia Critic should just have a category on his show for actors who are going to go one to more important roles.

9:13 jumping to tiger position when COW almost hit you. :D

Funny enough, I've seen cops act just that way, stopping when they're supposed to be running after someone like: Do I really have to? XD So this is pretty accurate.

That music sounds cool.