Kevin: _doesn't play the tutorial_ Also Kevin: *HoW dO i dO aNytHiNg*

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@tkclfs3275

5 жыл бұрын

Mati C how do I like this comment?

@paulkofer2157

5 жыл бұрын

Love ya mate

@connormac2855

5 жыл бұрын

bUT iF hE doEsnT pLay TutOrial he sHold knOw hoW to pLay

@landon1576

5 жыл бұрын

Logic

"Be careful I'm helping" Kevin is a threat to all

@MaiaMirabell

5 жыл бұрын

Who needs enemies when there is a Kevo on your team?

@thomasricardobarros8410

5 жыл бұрын

i think i will try to say that everytime i try to do something with other people

@blobvisfan666

5 жыл бұрын

Even when the opposing team took the last cookie, you still band together to learn Kevin a lesson (even though he never learns)

@Geegs

5 жыл бұрын

*Chaotic neutral*

@magicpyroninja

5 ай бұрын

You be surprised how often your teammates jump in front of your arrows to help the enemy

16:42 Kevin "This is a really fun game , I gotta say I really enjoyed it and I'll probably play more of it..." Me: =DD Kevin: "....in my own time." Me: =//

@king_aeron

4 жыл бұрын

* sad medieval noises *

Kevin should start using the greenscreen behind him to place himself in the rooms of other youtubers and not acknowledge it

@waywardinaway

5 жыл бұрын

YES

@mostlyneutral

4 жыл бұрын

"Can we copystrike kevin?"

@sirklik8941

4 жыл бұрын

Y e s

@deusexstupit7969

4 жыл бұрын

YESSSS

@richhartnell6233

3 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment on the internet

Pasty Irish kid murders medieval warriors while making outdated gaming references. I'm glad I subscribed.

@bradleysiddeguzman6993

5 жыл бұрын

*farmers

@paulkofer2157

5 жыл бұрын

That´s why we all subscribed to him... We love our pasty Irish kid... I hope in the next video he screams "for our great leader"... I would donate him hundreds of dollars...

@dragonlight4683

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think you need to specify that he's pasty, all the Irish kids are

@paulkofer2157

5 жыл бұрын

@@dragonlight4683 Yeah im pasty too...

@meibokki

5 жыл бұрын

Aww love your deltarune pfp

"Crap I dont have my weapon anymore!" *literally missing his hand*

@shaw6812

5 жыл бұрын

CooperDaScooper His most effective weapon was his hand

@thanosattorneyatlaw4062

5 жыл бұрын

Who needs hands! I NEED TO MURDER SOMEONE

@snoochpounder

5 жыл бұрын

Just a scratch

@thanosattorneyatlaw4062

5 жыл бұрын

@@snoochpounder TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND

@kvproductions2581

5 жыл бұрын

What when

*kills someone whit a bear trap* Kevin: Im the greatest scoundrel that has ever lived *gets decapitated immediately* Kevin: maybe not

"be careful, I'm helping!" Kevin in multiplayer in a nutshell

Mission: Protect the King Kevin: *he is trying to dethrone the king*

@themadmystic1688

5 жыл бұрын

He would fit in real well with Game of Thrones... For one episode.

@timmys1968

5 жыл бұрын

Seledoon Army do you're parents not give you enough attention that's why you are annoying person

@SkittlesKid

5 жыл бұрын

Hes Macbeth

@timmys1968

5 жыл бұрын

Seledoon Army I guess I can't fucking type

@martinsavage3942

5 жыл бұрын

The Mad Mystic he would play a great corpse

All Hail Kevin of the Noble House of Feck, Wearer of Pants, Knower of Nothing, He Who Choked on Cheerios and Master of Friendly Fire

@math3000

5 жыл бұрын

Trader of Slaves, Enslaver of Children, Master of Inferior Siege Engines

@LucasM987

5 жыл бұрын

Hazard to the Innocent, Most Devious Scoundrel in All the Land, Pawn of the Great Leader

@wickerwork_wesley

5 жыл бұрын

Driver of Buses, Lord of the Ring of Fire

@a6s3

5 жыл бұрын

Husband of the Grim Reaper, Loyal Companion of Shrek, Slayer of Alien Plants

@YoHoOMirster

5 жыл бұрын

Best of Chivalry, Master of Music

I love how whenever Kevin makes a friend in a game he's like "Yup this is my husband now"

12:42 You meant fecker... right Kevin? Must have been your accent.

@hellborne7995

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice it.

@jordan3400

5 жыл бұрын

Elite Of Artorias Translation: I am not a Kevin fan

@hellborne7995

5 жыл бұрын

@@jordan3400 ?

@heather8777

5 жыл бұрын

@@jordan3400 actually, I am a fan but I didn't notice either. You don't have to be constantly attentive and catch every little detail to not be a fan.

@jordan3400

5 жыл бұрын

Heather :P Heather, sometimes the internet is a place of whimsy. Of fun. Of archaic novelty. Not everything in a KZread comments section is to be read out loud with the inflection of an angry teenage boy. Relax baby, sometimes the pleasure comes from the journey, not the destination.

Kevin: hi I'm a professional gamer with *1.9 Million subs* Struggles to read the title

@qsoup4371

5 жыл бұрын

I mean it was a german title after all

@nathanlevesque7812

5 жыл бұрын

It's murder-house in English.

@TheNathon11

5 жыл бұрын

you should have said "struggles with game because he didn't play tutorial"

@gunmetal5086

5 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume Kevin is a professional at anything...

@drammit9119

5 жыл бұрын

@@nathanlevesque7812 nope, Mordhau is a sword technique. No house

"Don't throw rocks at me. I'm climbing. It's against the Geneva Convention!"

@pp-wo1sd

5 жыл бұрын

Except they were turds. Biological warfare is hell

@thanosattorneyatlaw4062

5 жыл бұрын

@@pp-wo1sd No, they are fossilized turds, much harder

@lloyd355

5 жыл бұрын

Not joking, i read this as it played word for word

@thanosattorneyatlaw4062

5 жыл бұрын

@@lloyd355 Not Joking, I read it after the video, because comments have spoilers

@alissageearr708

5 жыл бұрын

What kind of sociopath reads the comments while the video is playing?!

"here lies sir kevin" "He died as he lived" "eating breakfast"

8:00 "See? RED!.... No wait, That's blood." - Soldier

Hi guys my name is Kevin *zooms in on "HIDE"* That's the most accurate advice I've ever been given

I love how Kevin didn't notice that he stole the server owner's weapon

@kkaa6338

5 жыл бұрын

Whuch one was it

@chipperz4497

5 жыл бұрын

@@kkaa6338 I think it was Jeff the hobo. Or something like that

@christianmccollough5005

5 жыл бұрын

"Oi Mate!"

@kkaa6338

5 жыл бұрын

@@chipperz4497 cheersa

@blobvisfan666

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jeff_the_Hobo Oi mate, hows it goin?

“Be careful, IM HELPING” -Call Me Kevin: 2019

3:42 "Maybe I am the hero after all. Yes! I'm beating up farmers! Heh" How dare you turn against your own, Kevin.

Pitchfork: *Swinging Motion* Rake: *Stabbing Motion* Kevin: *Stares in disbelief*

Kevin: “Be careful, I’m helping” Never have I heard you utter such an accurate depiction of yourself Kevin

AWW how cute Kevin throwing shade on GOT S8 EP3

@Iyvanna

5 жыл бұрын

Made my week after complaining about GoT nonstop since e3 aired

@Falcon_747

5 жыл бұрын

Hehe, shade, I get it

"you would've thought the air go through the little holes but nope. choked." hahaha

Dearest Kevin, I beg of thee to playeth moreth of this game.

@SeventhListener

5 жыл бұрын

This one must sayeth, thou hast quite the quaint vocabulary, sire.

@panic8085

5 жыл бұрын

Boreth Ragnarok

@sillygoose2878

5 жыл бұрын

Thou art correct. It would be spectacular

@nateridge

5 жыл бұрын

Aye!!

@hellborne7995

5 жыл бұрын

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Forwaaaaaaaaarrrd!!!

Mordhau but the Medieval times wouldn’t have survived Kevin

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Day 1 of asking AxxL to stop please I’m begging you it’s not funny

@elionpluto

5 жыл бұрын

Ngl it scared me

@Papacarrot

5 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Hi there you ungrateful bastard. *STOP ADVERTISING!*

15:43 I actually thought he was yelling "SHAAAAAAAUUUUNN!"

Kevin: *holding cleaver* Also Kevin: "I don't have any ammo"

His scream sounds like the guy that was murdered in Kevin’s planet coaster park

@sheldon9369

5 жыл бұрын

That scream is actually from something really freaky. Something like the 2 girls 1 cup reaction vids 10+ years ago.

@kenjutsukata1o1

5 жыл бұрын

@@sheldon9369 It's actually from a porn where the guy nuts so hard he starts screaming his damn head off. Freaks the girl out, and ended his porn career before it even properly started.

I love how in the intro it goes “hi my name is Kevin” and the screen flashes HIDE

@Helixxs

4 жыл бұрын

@Batman The Dark Knight ok

@jeffo7799

4 жыл бұрын

Batman The Dark Knight I now I’m late but ?

@wiionmii1111

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffo7799 he was trying to be a funny smart ass when someone was just saying what part of the video they liked

Did anyone else catch that pic from Monty Python? "his little face" Made this video 10x better :D

Kevin: Gets one kill Also Kevin: I'm a literal god bow down before me! Great leader: Am I a joke to you?

Mordhau but I bring a medieval bow to a knife fight

@Darkplazmadragon

5 жыл бұрын

But I bring a catapult to a knife fight

*Kevin:attacks someone from the back* *Someone:kill kevin* *Kevin:where's your honor!!!!*

8:01 "See! Red! No.. wait, that's blood." -TF2 Soldier

Kevin; mans a catapult (with no training at all), plays a lute, and screams at his fellow soldiers "FORWARD!" I'd say he did do most of the work for his team.

Day 7 of telling Kevin that he is loved and appreciated

@ripvanwinkle9935

5 жыл бұрын

Day 9999999 of Kevin being locked up in Jim Pickens' underground basement and being forced to run his cult while Jim impregnates aliens

@alienillusi0n

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly truly believe that Jim Pickens is real and Kevin is his prisoner, forced to make content for him and spread the word of the dear leader

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

This is good

@denise2137

5 жыл бұрын

aww

@nate0268

5 жыл бұрын

No it’s day 4 I say you on the last video

Hi there, this is Nikki Perez, Marketing Director of AppNana. Congrats on the success of your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time.

@blankness8

5 жыл бұрын

Hi Nikki, Thanks for your kind congratulations on the success of my channel. I'm very glad you love my videos and watch it all the time. Did you review my ad again? I hope you liked the singing. You seem to be avoiding the question of whether or not you liked the ring of fire? To be truthful, it's really upsetting. Signed, Call Me Kevin (The *1.902* MILLION SUBSCRIBER KZreadr)

@Barrageax

5 жыл бұрын

anony paws LOLLL

@alexsm3882

4 жыл бұрын

Ok?

@grabthegunsormantheguns911

4 жыл бұрын

Please tell me that this is just a joke

@jovanaavramovic2485

4 жыл бұрын

@@grabthegunsormantheguns911 it is.

“There’s nothing wrong with being emotional sometimes, even if that emotion wants you to inflict pain on others!” 🤣

@swirls9583

3 жыл бұрын

Basically all Marvel villains in a nutshell.

I wonder if I ever saw Kevin so happy playing a game, damn he's literally enjoying it...for real... Btw cool game, Kevin do more please!

Gets a small cut on the arm* Dies 3 days later from infection

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Can I get an F in the chat guys?

@Joseph-pk7wu

5 жыл бұрын

No.

@shorround

5 жыл бұрын

E

@Daniel-kq4bx

5 жыл бұрын

Medival F

The more Kevin grows up, the more he looks like a traditional angry Irishman! (in a good way)

"Let me get that lift for you my lord" Starts stabbing him 15 seconds later.

kevin, you alwys brighten up my evenings after learning the whole day. thanks for that

Happy birthday Kevin (We'll get it right someday)

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

True

@TheKimsis

5 жыл бұрын

Shadowfox HD october 10th

@stedjuba259

5 жыл бұрын

November 18th

@laurarose8481

5 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure its November 10th

@sage7296

5 жыл бұрын

nov 10

Those.. those are not rocks. They're throwing Turds Kevin, I swear.

Hey Kevin. Been watching your videos a while now. They really chill down my anxiety levels and cheer me up 🙂. Basically just a thanks for been proper funny and entertaining matey .

14:09 Nice back to the future reference lmao. Love that trilogy

"If I was a Game of Thrones character I'd just be one of the dead bodies"

Petition to make Kevin play Shrek super slam from ps2

Congrats on the success of your channel I love your videos and watch it all the time.

4:08 I guess you need to remove the sword from HIS STONES *W H E E Z E*

I'm a hero! *dies not a millisecond after he says that*

Chivalry was honestly my favorite game to just run around with a mace

@datdudetrent8938

5 жыл бұрын

I’m Essentially Dead *RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!*

"A very peaceful and forgiving tree" What kinda trees have you encountered before 0.0

A few days ago, I was talking in the Patreon Games discord channel and hoping you'd play this game. Today I got my first ever shout-out at the end. Kevinception moment, together with Liverpool's match last night. I'm in geek heaven. 💜

At 11:26 I Literally started crying laughing 😭😭😭😭

when you order the hobo box it doesn't come with food but you can sleep in it

Reminds me of my glorious PvP days in WoW. My best fight was against DK with Monk, we just dueled the whole 15 minutes the match lasted. First he was all jumpy and cheery, like "oh some monk I'll just wipe him" and when it wasn't that easy I could see how his movements changed, we both got more serious. Then we just dueled, killed each other, and after every death/respawn we rushed straight on to each other to continue our fight. We couldn't speak with words, so we spoke with our skills. It was maybe the best experience I had with that game over the years. Even after all these years it still warms my heart to know, that there is someone out there who might have felt the same way. There was no anger, no grudge, no care about which team won. It was only me and him, doing what we both loved. All that made me feel that we somehow got to know a bit of each other, trying new tricks, weird jukes, it was our way to communicate. Those moments are something I still miss about WoW. Tried to pick up the game couple of times, but it's just not the same anymore. Or maybe it's me who changed. But I got a bunch of good memories and will value them as long as I can hold on to them.

damn kev you are pumping out the videos. all awesome!

4:00 Mandella Effect. It has ALWAYS been Remove the "Sword from the Crotch".... it never was sword in the stone. Google it Kevin.

@ViktorTheMusician

5 жыл бұрын

In reality they meant to say Sword in the Stones

Day 68 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. Mona Beansa, another day missing you. It would be day 117 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.

@idontlikelasagne7211

5 жыл бұрын

Legendary

This was the best video I have seen in a long time! I love you dearly

"At least I'm trying, even if it's not accomplishing anything." You see people? That's some inspiration for ya. Even if nothing comes of it... at all... never give up. Good job and hilarious video as always Kevin.

Thanks for uploading on my birthday And every other day of the week

@maxkegerize6819

5 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday my friend

@swimmingdrop9557

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@trevrah

5 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday!

@entity_xxr4170

5 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday my blessed child

@TheChaosfreak97

5 жыл бұрын

@Ludwig Hans von Bajdola no one Cares its Konners Birthday

Day 68 of asking Kevin to play The Emperors New Groove.

@todayiamlena5012

5 жыл бұрын

Subject #74 Legendary, as always, b.

@Metrorrhagla

5 жыл бұрын

ALMOST 69

@ian936

5 жыл бұрын

King RBLX. Your username explains everything.

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

King RBLX or you could say... Almost *_heaven_*

YESSSSS! I really wanted you to play this! :D I hope you play it again and do another video matey!

Kevin: "I'm excited" Me *rubbing my thighs*: "me too Kevs, me too"

@Cult_Simone

5 жыл бұрын

Me: concerned

@JotaC

5 жыл бұрын

@@Cult_Simone okay. Thanks

@Ultrakrill2411

4 жыл бұрын

I really hope that doesnt mean what i think it means

@roseloveuh2629

4 жыл бұрын

Ok, I won't judge

Thanks for the upload Kevin. I’ve been in the hospital past three days. Battling an awful infection and your videos are cheering me up! Have a good one mate!

Mordhau the hell would anyone stay sane with Kevin on the battlefield

@Papacarrot

5 жыл бұрын

Your name gives me edgy teenager vibes, but that was a really good joke. You get a pass from me!

@SpinningTurtle66

5 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Rašl Yeah, I know lol. It’s because I haven’t changed it since I first got it

@alissageearr708

5 жыл бұрын

I had to read it a few times befpre it clicked, as in my head voice the name of this game sounds like "More-dough".

@Papacarrot

5 жыл бұрын

@@SpinningTurtle66 I got you! We all made mistakes when we were younger and edgier :D

@SpinningTurtle66

5 жыл бұрын

Alissa GeeArr I just went off of how Kevin himself said it, though I’m not sure I should take his word for anything...

Hey Kevin. I haven't watched your videos in a while, but wanted to see people play this one. You're by far the most talented person playing this game, and I'm 10 seconds in and already laughing at "mordhau do you say that"

"im the greatest scoundrel ever!" literally gets killed half a second later

I was not expecting you to play this game. This is great.

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

r/unexpectedcallmekevin Not that that’s the way it’s supposed to be used but you didn’t expect Kevin to do it

@montexd

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin plays all

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin does all Jim wills to happen

When his character started screaming I lost it hahah

Definitely do more of this!

I’d love to see more of this!

Mordhau but my sword isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Play spongebob revenge of the flying Dutchman for ps2 please would love it edit: or Scooby doo night of 100 frights for ps2 both at amazing

@fredjiejones

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sheeran yes omg what a CLASSIC

@daniel3553

5 жыл бұрын

@@fredjiejones it was fantastic Scooby doo night of a 100 frights would be really good too

@jonathanmanning6759

5 жыл бұрын

Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase for ps1 was not to bad either

I love this, I hope there will be more

Kevin, that is a rapier, dont swing like some street fighter, a gentleman lunges with his rapier.

Jim vs. The Roman Empire: Who would win?

@ripvanwinkle9935

5 жыл бұрын

Picone.

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Easy Pickens

@greensheep4918

5 жыл бұрын

Easy. The Roman Jim Empire.

"Be careful, I'm helping!" Me! I helped the other team during a soccer match once.

@themossycobble1903

5 жыл бұрын

That's me in every pe class

I used to love Chivalry as well, and still play it with friends every once in a while. This game looked a lot like Chivalry with better mechanics and stuff, and your video really made me wanna play it!

Best video in a long time, more of this please

Dear Leader. Now that I have your attention tell Kevin to play lego games!!!!!!!

Hello Kevs, From today now on I can get to you earlier since I have to wake up very early in the morning.

Funniest video of the month, good job, Kenneth

We definetly need more of this

I binge watch Kevin’s videos but instead use them as background noise.

14th on trending in Saudi Arabia **Kevin's in the big leagues now**

I love your channel and watch it all the time

You HAVE to play more of this, its hilarious watching you play

Mordhau but I would’ve made it so we never got to 2019

When the Irish lad Butchers the pronunciation of one of the most Irish names there is😂🤦 "Aoife"

@krishelfferich3087

5 жыл бұрын

Mordhaus was the name of the "castle" where the band Dethklok lived !

@theadventureking2569

5 жыл бұрын

Mordhau is also the Mordhau grip, which is when you hold your sword by the blade and use it as a club, attacking with the guard and pommel so that you can have the center of mass further out to generate more force, great for attacking armoured opponents.

I know its probably late to say since you are doing it for a month already now, but the face cam really is a great addition to the video’s!!! Also i need more of this game, really fun and you seem to be enjoying it as well!!

This was one of you best videos man.

BR and various emotes This is trully the Chivalry: MW killer

Day 48 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.

I love your videos. I watch it all the time

I would luv to see more vids of this!