Kevin with horns: *Violent* Horns: * falls off * Kevin: _calm_

@Lucifer666Est

3 жыл бұрын

The horns were the source of his power!

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin logic 😁👍

@Carlos-lq7ey

3 жыл бұрын

k e v i n

@williamwebb580

3 жыл бұрын

With horns: *AGGRESSIVELY NORDIC* Without horns: _passively celtic_

@LDaniel_BDuce

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNotoriousDUDE It’s almost like I saw the joke and pointed it out for people who missed it... ya dick

every terrifying viking needs his mocha

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

So true ☕

@samofarrell4944

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha funny jim

@fordec337

3 жыл бұрын

its MAH CAH

@user_name_Len

3 жыл бұрын

Mood.

@dwarfbombgaming8250

3 жыл бұрын

Mocha, more like Bore Ragnarok

“Silly me. Me little hat fell off.” Perhaps the greatest Kevin line ever.

@hola542

3 жыл бұрын

not even close, susan

@ThatFenrickCharacter

3 жыл бұрын

@@hola542 Compared to all the others, I admit you’re correct.

@vdajay4580

3 жыл бұрын

There I go again, alerting the whole forest with the clap of my ass

@double_di_925

3 жыл бұрын

"The spear stays on during sleep"

@CHloE748

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

*"An early descendant of Jim Pickins."* That's called an "ancestor", Kevin.

@simeneky9040

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, Jim has been known to time travel on occasion... (sims 3 into the future)

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume this isn’t after the reboot

@derschredder2368

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB first or second one?

@TheJim9191

3 жыл бұрын

Jim Pickens is eternal

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

@@derschredder2368 I was thinking second, after all this could be the result of a nuclear blast wiping out most sims right?

I'm starting to think that whoever hit Kevin with their car did it on purpose, because there's no way they didn't see him, what with his pale skin reflecting the light from the headlights.

@torrent6181

3 жыл бұрын

On the other hand, the light reflecting off his skin might have blinded the person driving and been the cause of the accident

@unequaltrex3766

3 жыл бұрын

His lawyer did ask if he was wearing a reflective suit

@lilgracies

3 жыл бұрын

@@unequaltrex3766 kevin IS a reflective suit

@Pien-qo9kr

3 жыл бұрын

The dude saw the soon-to-be evil overlord and tried to stop him but it only made our leader stronger

@RainWelsh

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pien-qo9kr like a really low-rent version of Looper.

Kevin, the viking, the terror of the forest and killer of boars: "Oh silly me, my little hat fell off!"

@coolbroccolie6455

3 жыл бұрын

Bore ragnarok

@redmist6630

3 жыл бұрын

not sleeping in a year, more like, bore ragnarok

@hambo100

3 жыл бұрын

Also he is scared of bees

@EannaWithAFada

3 жыл бұрын

@@hambo100 also he has a Galway accent whenever he loses his hat

@graceholbert2126

3 жыл бұрын

More like Boar Ragnarok

"let me open a chrome tab" *commences to turn into a flashbang*

Hej vänner / Hello friends. I'm the composer for the music for Valheim and I just wanted to say thank you for playing and enjoying the game, the art and the music! I'm a fan of what you do and have been enjoying your content for a good while. Allt väl! / All the best!

@viralp1zza

3 жыл бұрын

Bra jobbat!

@leapofsren2159

3 жыл бұрын

Bought the game about a week ago and the music is absolutely fantastic! Amazing job, mate!!

@lojken10

3 жыл бұрын

Sjukt bra komponerat! Väldigt passande och atmosfäriskt.

@Minjoph

2 жыл бұрын

Sjukt bra musik till ett otroligt bra spel!

@Harrmoir

2 жыл бұрын

@@Minjoph Hej och tack så jättemycket! :) är väldigt nöjd med hur allt blev och snart kommer det mer också.

Kevin: “first instinct to eat that bird” me: Flashbacks to AI Dungeon

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

Eat axe 🤣

@bipolarbill3118

3 жыл бұрын

@@UtopssAKAPJ eat robot LMFAOO

@TheMadVulpen

3 жыл бұрын

Eat existance

@Kreamerreamer

3 жыл бұрын

Eat the boss

A “Kevin sized bee” is honestly the most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard of

@HeartMemory93

3 жыл бұрын

Better than a bee-sized Kevin

@arkhamshade2198

3 жыл бұрын

Would you rather face one kevin sized bee or one hundred bee sized Kevins

@HeartMemory93

3 жыл бұрын

@@arkhamshade2198 just imagine that... one hundred bees with Kevin's face... oh my god

@arkhamshade2198

3 жыл бұрын

@@HeartMemory93 no not a hundred bees with Kevin's face I mean a hundred Kevins that are the size of bees.

@HeartMemory93

3 жыл бұрын

@@arkhamshade2198 but the bees with Kevin's face would be more disturbing. Imagine them flying around your head and laughing in Kevin's laugh

"I've never been outside before, so I wouldn't know" But, Kevin, does that mean there was a car in your house?

@oii_oii

3 жыл бұрын

yeah just gta chaos mod irl

@hobistinyheartbag

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@idiotidiot5821

Жыл бұрын

The plot pickens

spear description: "pointy stick lol" Kevin should design a game

@aylalafluer7787

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know if I'd prefer Jim pickens or turg as the main character

@jockeyfield1954

3 жыл бұрын

a very pointy stick lol? more like *Bore: Ragnarok*

Disney's live-action remake of Bambi starts with Kevin fighting Bambi's mom in unarmed combat

@munchycrunchybread

3 жыл бұрын

then theres a montage where bambi trains like rocky to take down kevin

@thewindthatblows

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like something Kevin would make in The Movies

@annaboukay2279

3 жыл бұрын

ahahah looooool

Kevin: "oh silly me, me little hat fell off." In that single moment Kevin was the embodiment of all old Irish grandma's.

@EannaWithAFada

3 жыл бұрын

In Ireland we say granny actually get the grammar correct smh

@CT--jv2ur

3 жыл бұрын

@@EannaWithAFada shaking my head my head

"Early descendant of Jim Pickens." Sims series confirmed to be ancient history!!

@shannons3419

3 жыл бұрын

well we already knew that from the medieval episode

Ngl when he said Kevin sized bees I kinda just pictured Kevin as a bee asking me if I liked jazz

@riddiculedridlersgirlfrien5671

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

a very old, dead meme that terrorizes Kevin? more like *Bore Ragnarok*

@justrcd

3 жыл бұрын

A clever use of a very old, dead meme that terrorizes Kevin? More like *subverted expectations*

@Timo-tm6rj

3 жыл бұрын

a reply to a comment? more like bore ragnarock

@AmashiYakashi

3 жыл бұрын

Bore ragnarok? More like Boar Ragnarok.

@user-nb9tr2nt1w

3 жыл бұрын

Kill me

@fyanfyererro6990

3 жыл бұрын

Kill me? More like Bore Ragnarok

Alright lads get in the longboat, Kevin says we're going to try and get into Valhalla again.

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on the heart

@rdclips3647

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin hearted you congrats

@grundierungtaglich6241

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin brute forcing his way into Valhalla? Sounds about right.

@Lucifer666Est

3 жыл бұрын

Fight club: the winner is the one who dies and goes to Valhalla

@Zanderdawolf

3 жыл бұрын

You mean drakkar

"Boar Ragnarok? More like Poor Ragnarok." - KZread auto-generated subtitles

No one: Life: "I sleep, I be less a failure in morning."

Kevin: he's an early descendant of Jim The guy who made the Jim pickens timeline: Panik

@war97

3 жыл бұрын

i mean it still makes sense after all he's dead and just in purgatory

@mubeendewan2287

3 жыл бұрын

@@war97 :o ye that works

Kevin: I've never been outside Me: that's not true, you stepped outside once to kick a baby

@Lucifer666Est

3 жыл бұрын

And to cosplay spiderman

@HeartMemory93

3 жыл бұрын

And to show off his ghillie suit

@thankgodforcornwall

3 жыл бұрын

I count his garden as the furthest he has left his house

@trla6505

3 жыл бұрын

@@thankgodforcornwall to be fair his Irish garden looks like a forest

@BeetleBuns

3 жыл бұрын

he also showed off his impressive archery skills

“Wait this gives me godly powers? I just wanted to learn how to make a pickaxe!” Ah yes in order to learn to make pickaxe one most battle the deer god first

"Jesus a boar was inside of him! He must have eaten him without chewing!" lol

@Emil_Stoltz

3 жыл бұрын

Should've stopped at "Jesus, a boar was inside him!" tbh;)!

@kayhaven4710

3 жыл бұрын

Vore at its finest my friend!

@morganpresley496

2 ай бұрын

That's what they call Vore Ragnarok!

"I've come prepared for a change" Everyone: *press x to doubt*

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

*X*

@Martin-vd4cm

3 жыл бұрын

X

@nicholasdelpizzo1594

3 жыл бұрын

X

@lucyread

3 жыл бұрын

X

@Chaos_Ghost

3 жыл бұрын

A

when he was talking about the bees i was waiting for the "move like a bee sting like a ... bee"

@redmist6630

3 жыл бұрын

i was waiting for the chaos mod killing him with bees. his editors are getting lazy

@nikobellic4203

3 жыл бұрын

When Kevin's so predictable, he's no longer predictable

Kevin killing deer: "So no head?!" *breaks skateboard*

"THE ONLY GAME I WANT TO PLAY IS KILLING KEVIN. I MEAN. . . . BAWK" lmfaooo

"If your eye marks a thing for death, let your arm send the messenger" Kevin: Pointy stick lol

"They gave me some godly power, I just wanted a pickaxe" 🤣

"I've never been outside before, so I wouldn't know" Wow, kevin must own some REALLY impressive green screen stuff to do the spiderman morph suit bit

@obo5059

3 жыл бұрын

That's his backyard! He has a giant backyard.

@vincentberglund3213

3 жыл бұрын

@@obo5059 His backyard is still outside tho...

@obo5059

3 жыл бұрын

@@vincentberglund3213 I mean, I guess.. buuuut you know what I mean. A yard is a part of a house and he never leaves the house. But he did say "outdoors". I don't know. My brain is getting fecky thinking about this.

@Thecollector396

3 жыл бұрын

@@obo5059 r/whoosh

@obo5059

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thecollector396 I don't think you know how to use this properly. I did get the joke. I was just referring to 'outside' as his yard, I didn't yell "nO hE gOeS OuTsIdE! IT wAs A jOkE"

Jesus Christ I’ve never noticed that Kevin is THAT pale. Like I knew he was pale but you know not, reflective pale.

Me:Kevin can’t be that pale right? Kevin: Opens chrome* Me: MY EYES!

@belstubley6405

3 жыл бұрын

E

@heartysquid

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@natdavliam

3 жыл бұрын

@@heartysquid Kevin is my man.

@redactedz6146

3 жыл бұрын

@@natdavliam Oh gosh an epic gam*r omgomgom

@natdavliam

3 жыл бұрын

@@redactedz6146 Epic gamer????

Makes sense that Kevin wants to be a Viking, he wants to conquer everyone he can

@Rin-jx3wl

3 жыл бұрын

Lewd

@Scareth

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he's Scottish, he is viking 😂

@nicholasdelpizzo1594

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scareth Kevin isn’t Scottish, he’s a 100% Irish lad

@Martin-vd4cm

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scareth delete this comment, delete it now

@shawnporterjr2890

3 жыл бұрын

Plus he’s Irish so he must love farming

God, Kevin just gets more and more adorable with each episode. Like, he's just so cute when he kills sims, cannibals, children, villagers, good guys, bad guys, animals, customers, nature, planets, etc. Simply adorable.

@nate-ws5uz

3 жыл бұрын

your profile pic REALLY fits this comment

@crylune

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@electricspider2267

9 ай бұрын

@crylune ok

The fact you were able to repair a house in the wilderness and use it as your own is actually kinda cool, I wish I could do stuff like that in other games I play

“ All I know is when you eat the little circle wafer the mass is over” This was me as a child 😂

For some reason my cat finds Kevin's voice very soothing.

@iwishiwasanirishwitch9380

3 жыл бұрын

i agree with your cat

@CT--jv2ur

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Appropriate that Kevin is constantly struggling with his urge to kill Hugin, given he’s very much the enemy of thinking ahead. Or thinking rationally. Or thinking.

"There i go again, alerting the whole forest with the clap of my ass" CallMeKevin 2021 Btw: absolutely love when his irish comes out❤

Kevin: bore ragnorok is a dead meme. Entire fan base: thanks, but reconsider!

@redmist6630

3 жыл бұрын

not sleeping in a year, more like, bore ragnarok

@Joe-kv4uk

Жыл бұрын

@@redmist6630 It's been a year since you said this. Does that mean it's been a whole Bore Ragnarok?

@redmist6630

Жыл бұрын

@@Joe-kv4uk possibly

“Brought the boss to my bed” I laughed so hard I got kicked out of the funeral

@Miss_Distress

3 жыл бұрын

Hol up

@abrakadabruhman4002

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute

@theblindguy9623

3 жыл бұрын

Damn I hate when you get kicked out of your best friends moms funeral because you were laughing at a irish man on youtube.

17:45 “I had it the whole bloody time!” Maybe the real deer heads were inside us all along

“There I go again alerting the entire forest with the clap of my ass.” I am hyperventilating

@Neffectual

3 жыл бұрын

My wife turned around from where they were sitting - with headphones on - to check I wasn't actively dying. Then went "oh no, not Kevin again".

"Me name Kevin!" Kevin you're a Viking, not a caveman.

@whiskeyhound

3 жыл бұрын

He's the viking that got picked last for raids.

@Emil_Stoltz

3 жыл бұрын

@@whiskeyhound Kevin: "Hinga dinga björk björk, bonk bonk!" Viking: *looks at his friend* "Eirik, I don't think this will go too well..."

@Paint_Eater

3 жыл бұрын

It’s fine he can beat up on Vikings all he wants he’s Irish and you know how many theme the Vikings fucked with them.

The bore ragnarok meme can't die

@icollectdeaddogs

3 жыл бұрын

more like bore: ragnarok

@Oriebir

3 жыл бұрын

Bore ragnarok? More like Bore: Ragnarok

I have been having such a poopy day and 18 seconds in Kevin has cheered me up more than anything else I’ve tried, I cherish this man

0:51 I relate to this way too much, it makes zoom calls awkward when im glowing like the sun in the corner of the stream

@emmao6578

2 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of the several group photos I'm in where an aggressive flash or weird lighting has made everyone a little paler usual and I've just fully morphed into voldemort because the centre of my face is completely obscured by the reflective glow 😂😭

The funniest part of the video was Kevin implying Bore Ragnorak is a dead meme

@redmist6630

3 жыл бұрын

not sleeping in a year, more like, bore ragnarok

@janemba42

3 жыл бұрын

@@redmist6630 more like Snore Ragnarok

Imagine coming back from your daily hunt of bears and moose, and see a pasty irish dude waiting there with nothing but an axe the size of a shampoo bottle.

@shahdalali7999

3 жыл бұрын

I think this is the best way one can spend their days

Kevin : telling us about how he could beat a deer unarmed First boss: big deer

I was watching an episode of battlebots and someone in the audience was holding a Bore Ragnarok sign

"An early *decendent* of Jim Pickins" Ok, who gave Jim Pickins a time machine? Who was the monster?

Kevin is so pale he actually bounces light

@redmist6630

3 жыл бұрын

he doesnt get a tan, the uv lights just bounce

Kevin: "The light even bounces the same way. Let me open a chrome tab." My brain: He's like you, very much like you.

Kevin is that one guy who tries to be cool but ends up being funny and quirky relatable

„Everybody liked and subscribed to CallMeKevin and there was peace in our land“ Makes sense.

@billaros1000

3 жыл бұрын

I think that was a threat

Penguin: “The only game I want to play is killing Kevin-“ Kevin: “What was that? what you say?” Penguin: “I mean BOCK-“

@farbfroschquak3600

3 жыл бұрын

little fun fact: the penguin is called Asmr (pronounced a bit like asthma)

@outdated_garlic1068

3 жыл бұрын

and we stan asmr

@iwishiwasanirishwitch9380

3 жыл бұрын

and we will save asmr

@munchycrunchybread

3 жыл бұрын

@@farbfroschquak3600 reminds me of that one goat dude from the undertale game

@munchycrunchybread

3 жыл бұрын

wait no thats asriel not asmur

Kevin calling Hugin a "crow" is the most evil thing I've seen him do in a video game... and I've watched his Fallout videos.

“I’ve literally brought the boss to my bed.” He rolled a nat 20 in seduction

"an early descendant of Jim Pickens" Jim Pickens is his future and his past

@CT--jv2ur

3 жыл бұрын

He could just be renamed the same first name, while being an entirely different person.

@prongs8488

3 жыл бұрын

@@CT--jv2ur Change my mind Jim Pickens is just Irish Joseph Jostar

@CT--jv2ur

3 жыл бұрын

@@prongs8488 I don’t know what you’re talking about.

I'm 20 seconds in and the video has already been so full of energy- Honestly, just what I expect from Kevin.

@sirdigsbytheteadrinker8867

3 жыл бұрын

Literally, the reflection from his skin could probably power a solar panel lol. Now that I think about it, maybe I should try that, I'm pale af too

I think Kevin needs a T-shirt where it has a bunch of Norse runes that, when translated, just says "Oh silly me".

I just started playing Valheim myself and this vid shows.... that I didn't do as badly at the start as I think I did. Thanks Kevin (and Jim) for boosting my ego a bit.

Kevin:" do you think you could beat a deer in unarmed combat?" Me: "Wow, the English dub of season 2 of Beastars is every bit as wild as I expected...."

"oh silly me, me little hat fell off!" Never have I wanted so bad to replay it again and again(it's just so adorable-! )

@imaspoon4522

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's just so funny and endearing. I don't know how he does it. Some sort of magical charisma, I guess.

@schoo9256

3 жыл бұрын

Waiting for the 10-hour version

@emerald_soda1239

3 жыл бұрын

@@schoo9256 make it your alarm 😂♥ you woke up and just hear "oh silly me, me little hat fell off!"

"We'll just name him Jim, an early descendant of Jim Pickens." 1:09 I love how this implies that Jim Pickens is like a thousand years old and one of his first kids happened to be a Viking, hahaha

The first 30 seconds is me and my friends shooting terrorists in first person shooters while drinking some warm tea and cuddling under a fuzzy blanket XD

Kevin with a chrome tab open glows more than the Minecraft glow squid

Kevin: "I don't have any people." Me: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU CULT MASTER?!!

"I don't want godly powers, I just wanted to make a pickaxe!" is such a mood.

3:01 Kevin: How do you train your neck? Me: Hispanics and birthday cakes

1:50 excuse me but that’s not just a penguin, that’s asmr

Kevin goes back in time The world doesn't end up as bad It's worse

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

That's a scary thought

@HolyKhaaaaan

3 жыл бұрын

Your comment was at 49. Let's get it to 69.

"Now if there was a Kevin sized bee, I could take it." Dr Who: *been there, done that*

Kevin’s voice is so soothing and nurturing sounding but then he laughs and you can feel his chaotic nature through it😂

"My penguin" SAY HIS NAME!

are you telling me that all this time we thought asmr was a kind and innocent penguin? smh my head asmr you've fooled us

@CT--jv2ur

3 жыл бұрын

Shaking my head my head

@elisgeorge2420

3 жыл бұрын

@@CT--jv2ur yeh ik lmao it was a joke

@foxgamer1737

3 жыл бұрын

@@elisgeorge2420 Yes. Almost every comment on this channel is joke related (I'm not saying that in a mean way)

@Emil_Stoltz

3 жыл бұрын

@@foxgamer1737 If that's the case; I enjoy living.

@foxgamer1737

3 жыл бұрын

@@Emil_Stoltz Everyone loves kevin.

Honestly I feel like EVERY game Kevin plays deserves to be made into a series. It’s so fun to watch him declare war on various animals. Getting a part 2 would be great!

A continuation of this would be awesome! A bunch of new updates have come out since this was made, would be cool to see a return to such a fine game.

The trick to getting the boss with only one Kevin is that you have to watch your friend die during a holdup at a convenience store and run into it when you're doing a commemorative hike where everyone blames you for that friends death.

Try listening to the video, don't look, just listen. It can get wierd. "THE NECK IS CHASING ME"

We leaned so much :D been watching for awhile and I've decided to subscribe! :3

SUUUPER excited to see you play this game! me and my bf are huge fans of yours and we've been absolutely addicted to this game since it came out! it's still in such an early point of development and its already so packed with things to do. im excited to see more!!

Scandinavians: These Island persons are trying to steal our jobs, let's pay them a visit again!

@kroneexe

3 жыл бұрын

As a Scandinavian I might pay them a visit.

@Love_999.

3 жыл бұрын

as a scandenavian i will pay them a visit

@Emil_Stoltz

3 жыл бұрын

As a scandinavian I must pay them a visit!

@christuspilatus

3 жыл бұрын

as a scandinavian i also will let the world know im a scandinavian

@CT--jv2ur

3 жыл бұрын

As a Scandinavian, maybe I might take a “business” trip ;)

2:33 Leaked evidence of CallMeKevin saying he’s a flat earther

"Ladies and gentlemen I've just invented deforestation, you're welcome"

This game is a manifestation of what RuneScape Classic felt like as a kid.

Day 4 of asking Kevin to continue his Minecraft Hard-core series

@xXkeiran1097Xx

3 жыл бұрын

If only fella, if only

@missingstrawberry2163

3 жыл бұрын

i really want him to as well 😭😭

@adamriggs2698

3 жыл бұрын

Or his Minecraft series before that. Best on the channel IMO

"Silly me" Kevin's truest words

im so glad that i found this!! Ive been watching kevin for a few days now and finding this has made me so damn happy!!!!

So who's gonna tell Kevin that fire was discovered way before Vikings were a thing?

Day 46 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

@lottiequirk9673

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone, please like Jacob’s comment so that Kevin sees it!

@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461

3 жыл бұрын

Ask him to play more AI dungeon

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@lottiequirk9673 already did

@rdclips3647

3 жыл бұрын

Tomadachi tomadachi

@lottiequirk9673

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON Thank you! DEFAULT DEFAULT DEFAULT

Gotta say, he actually did pretty well for his first time in the game. I'm not proud to admit that I'm several hours in myself and I didn't even know you could throw spears.

I don't know how you are getting more funny when time goes on. I enjoy these alot btw 😂

I loved this video, I hope you keep uploading this game♡ really funny to watch

I'm really loving Kevin's new cinematic type thumbnails!! Chicken Kiev if you see this, know your hard work is being loved and appreciated. :~)

Without a doubt the most adorable boy on youtube.

22:15 "We know each other! He's a friend from work!"

I really enjoy Kevin just casually playing games and not fecking them up. Its funny to watch him wreck games, but it's also nice to just see some lowkey and relaxing play.