I hate it when I'm high at a club and I get killed by a Mammoth

@Paul-xw3wt

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck

@nizarhilmi803

5 жыл бұрын

TypetwoAbsolute I KNOW RIGHT it’s so annoying

@alfiehillhsaliill8880

5 жыл бұрын

Me too bloody hell

@peanutbutter4649

5 жыл бұрын

I hate it when I’m at a party and I burn the grizzly bear in the microwave so I can’t eat it

@Jetfox967

5 жыл бұрын

Same

In case you didn't know, callmekevin and rtgame are actually the same person from a different timeline

@andreware2039

5 жыл бұрын

I fucking knew it 😮

@_niyabella

5 жыл бұрын

Robyn one is lawful evil and the other is Kevin.

@bananasoup5006

5 жыл бұрын

I knew it!

@kaneelliss8624

5 жыл бұрын

It's BioShock infinite all over again

@ArinJager1

5 жыл бұрын

_you could say that about pretty much anybody (like how you are me, only born in a different place, at a different time, to different parents)_ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"I dont know what a *healer* does" "Apparently my ships one weakness, is water"

@totallynotarobot9622

4 жыл бұрын

“How can a guy with a axe beat a god”

@thespecialbritishlad2254

4 жыл бұрын

"what's a wheelbarrow?"

@tejasdixit4417

3 жыл бұрын

What am I supposed to do with a crossbow? Crucify stuff?

@fyra_cat2119

2 жыл бұрын

"we won just because they all killed themselves rather than listen to my music"

A stoner, a clubber, and a mammoth walk into a Bar.

@Sam-ve3ji

5 жыл бұрын

the clubber left because the mammoth destroyed the bar And the stoner stayed to talk to the mammoth

@hootboi9092

4 жыл бұрын

I thought clubbers were extinct

@mynameberamen1779

4 жыл бұрын

The clubber got a job, the stoner became a drug dealer in the corner, and the mammoth destroyed the bar.

@xenotronia6681

4 жыл бұрын

And they all say "ow"

When you remember when Kevin was young in November Jim Pickens wasn’t as evil had family that was together

@pancake7117

5 жыл бұрын

Well *together* is stretching it quite a bit.

@hotdog8109

5 жыл бұрын

RIP Beejay Pickens

@dietteeoshiet9195

5 жыл бұрын

RIP URP JOHN AND HUMAN RACKET

@gvontz1163

5 жыл бұрын

I remember the original house son and pet and basement

@kundrad8398

5 жыл бұрын

Boss, we have an individual that knows too much...

I can't tell whether that old intro was made ironically or not. Either way, best thing I've seen all week.

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

nope. real thing.

The face when he won immediately with the ships was incredible

@imsobored7337

4 жыл бұрын

Why is there no comments?

@johnwestensnorris6391

4 жыл бұрын

@@imsobored7337 There are comments.

@Apollo-684

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp

@michaelthexm048

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh no facial hair Kevin.

@e.3299

3 жыл бұрын

@@Apollo-684 4:51

Me: “commander, we’re surrounded!” Kevin: “good! That means we can attack in any direction!”

@scarface1-phoenix38

4 жыл бұрын

I know that quote its Stolen good thing it fits so well :3

@twiggy1253

4 жыл бұрын

Gulo the gameing honey badger what’s it from I need to know

@scarface1-phoenix38

4 жыл бұрын

Twiggy idk but I heard from some where let me check

@zhonzhon5112

3 жыл бұрын

Gulo the gameing honey badger did u find it ever

@scarface1-phoenix38

3 жыл бұрын

zhunpickle no

4:50 "I always choose the worst options" *Still wins*

@jacksonrygrant4915

5 жыл бұрын

Speedrun victory

@mqfii8992

5 жыл бұрын

“...That was a good fight...” Not even Kevin believes this bullshit happened”

“How could a guy with an axe defeat a god!?” *Kratos laughs*

@serencefrostbite3362

5 жыл бұрын

kratos doesn't laugh though

@franciscoreyes7653

5 жыл бұрын

Serence Frostbite he would if he heard Kevin

@yell0w355

5 жыл бұрын

@Judgemental Lucas He became one after he killed Ares in GOW 1 afaik

@finnakkai7814

5 жыл бұрын

Thought about the same thing when i heard that, figured that someone else had the idea so went to go check.

@germanelkapo1

4 жыл бұрын

@Judgemental Lucas but he's still a guy though

8:39 "the bards running away again" Kevin how dare you call out my DnD tactics

@marlosuper

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

I liked your monotone voice and awkward silences, sometimes your dead reactions are what made me laugh the most in your old vids ^.^

@ImInUrAzz

3 жыл бұрын

@penguinz0

Beautiful Call me Kevin-A Intro

@krishelfferich3087

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe the bards from this game could have used it to actually WIN lol

''Theres some headbutting and some ship throwing'' -memoirs from the great Anglo-Irish war.

I don't understand why you do that little close up shot in the intro of every video, but I love it. Keep doing it 👍

@ashleyen1

5 жыл бұрын

NukeHero99 I always think that too. What's it supposed to mean?

@panic8085

5 жыл бұрын

He proves that its actually him in the video and not his evil twin

@lord_razur

5 жыл бұрын

Evil twin RTGame?

"How can a guy with an axe defeat a god?" Kratos: *Observe*

Plot Twist: TABS _is_ totally accurate, but nothing about it is a battle simulator.

@bippywippyvevo8266

5 жыл бұрын

God dammit go away

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

*_Woah_*

@SansTheSkeleton-bc7bz

5 жыл бұрын

@@nickseda5371 watch your fuckin mouth for fuck sake

@bippywippyvevo8266

5 жыл бұрын

@@nickseda5371 Mind my tongue sir, I will watch my fucking mouth.

i feckin remember that intro PS love your vids and your streams Kevin!!!

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@oakipanoki7940

5 жыл бұрын

What's his twitch

@correctincorrectly4480

5 жыл бұрын

@@oakipanoki7940 Its also CallMeKevin

@splitter1476

5 жыл бұрын

God I feel old

@serena6715

5 жыл бұрын

Hehehe "feckin".

"im irish we specialise in guerilla warfare" comrade kevin says tiocfaidh ar lá

@arthurschopf9969

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin stands against imperialism

@L33_006

4 жыл бұрын

Ghost oh but it is

@Banksran

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Little did young Kevin know. He would become a MILITARY GENIUS!!!!!

I love how Kevin remembers when things happened based off of his car accident

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

*_Flashbacks_*

@nightowl6055

Жыл бұрын

When was Jesus born? Idk, about 2000 years before my car accident

No one: Random kids: 123 ViEwS AnD 234 LiKeS? YoUtUbE Is On DrUgS Edit: well, i didnt expect that this comment would get 2k likes, and that id get slightly insulted by commenting this, but thanks, 2k likes

@thomasbarrie6433

5 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku youtube isn't the only thing on drugs lmaooo

@wafflesthewise

5 жыл бұрын

69th like. wOaH, tHiS iS cRaZy!

@PanagiotisPolyzois

5 жыл бұрын

No one: Unoriginal people: *says something retarded*

@PieroMinayaRojas

5 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku You again? Come on, your sisters are not your girlfriends. Grow the fuck up.

@zanderlastname9132

5 жыл бұрын

Says the kid who has a username called Memes ree.

No lie, you make life worth living. Thank you, kind sir.

@sage7296

5 жыл бұрын

DarkleMotion 💙

@thespecialbritishlad2254

4 жыл бұрын

Your welcome

@synergous571

4 жыл бұрын

shrek onion fuck yourself

3:34 “How could a guy with an axe defeat a god?” Kratos intensifies

@mynameberamen1779

4 жыл бұрын

I mean Was he technically a demigod? Like God Of War?

@Softpaw1996

4 жыл бұрын

@@mynameberamen1779 still a guy with an axe though.

@mynameberamen1779

4 жыл бұрын

@@Softpaw1996 Fair enough

@thekrillster3331

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire

3 жыл бұрын

*B O I*

That intro was actually one of the things that got me to stick around back when I discovered your channel, I feckin loved it :D

@shellkirk8625

5 жыл бұрын

I found the channel by his fallout 4 mod series

@hi-to6sk

5 жыл бұрын

@robotrip M Can you completely shut the fuck up? Thanks

@wolfinsilver208

5 жыл бұрын

robotrip M I don't understand how that's dick sucking? That's called reminiscing. Like when you remember your childhood.

@spicypepe6951

5 жыл бұрын

@@wolfinsilver208 some people have trouble thinking

@jolynekujobackfromprison744

5 жыл бұрын

@@spicypepe6951 Or being human.

Bore Ragnarok Day of the year: 114 Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 115 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Days without videos: 1 04.15.2019 Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

More like Bore Ragnarok

@Stalker_UwU_

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks again

I need a commander but i am unsure on where to find you

@cheeselord1510

3 жыл бұрын

2nd

@srijangupta.automobile6320

3 жыл бұрын

Cork, Ireland. Go get him.

3:30: So we're just going to completely ignore that absolutely perfect groin shot?

@emerz3530

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, TABS units do that a LOT

@theonionsystem7779

4 жыл бұрын

@@emerz3530 they always love doing the cheap shot

@o.s8573

3 жыл бұрын

I once launched a viking longboat into a giant's crotch, it looked like it hurt...

@1umbreon4life

2 жыл бұрын

We were _trying_ to

_War... War never changes..._

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Fallout 4? More like Fallout *_BORE_*

@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz

5 жыл бұрын

_Bore... Bore Ragnarok never changes..._

"half of them are just killing themselves." Damn sounds like my community

@liamofearghail9316

5 жыл бұрын

Keita Tsutsumi where the fuck do you live?

YourName is actually really popular. Like so many templates with YourName and I don't even know who he is. Like why would anyone make a template with YourName like who is he?

@lakethefemb0y

5 жыл бұрын

This fake or real?

@ZombieNek0

5 жыл бұрын

@@lakethefemb0y I want you to think very carefully about it.

@Joryu.

5 жыл бұрын

@@ZombieNek0 Real!!

@Joryu.

5 жыл бұрын

@@ZombieNek0 Wait, can I change my answer? XD

@namelastname766

4 жыл бұрын

his name is yourname dude

4:50 the genuine suprise was priceless, drae plays this a lot and longships are actually one of the best units in the game, a lotta fun would like more of fun random battles 👍

2:54 Hint for the future: valkyries are pretty good; an army of them can quickly take down even (armies of) mammoths

Day 148 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads but day 1 of rethinking my life decisions

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t rethink my life decisions *_This is technically true because I don’t think_*

@ErenAAnimations

5 жыл бұрын

You should watch Kevin's latest twitch stream. Not saying he sings country roads in it or anything buuuut.... 😉

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

The Jester woah. I’ll try to remember to see it soon

@alitem3364

5 жыл бұрын

@@ErenAAnimations thank you for telling me this, I dont have time to tune in for his streams

@sage7296

5 жыл бұрын

on the stream he said he has a “proper” one going up soon. dreams do come true💫

Minotaur: turns black Kevin: ITS EVIL!

@hopedestroyer4206

5 жыл бұрын

You mean nignataur

@mqfii8992

5 жыл бұрын

NEGA TAUR!

@deusexps4619

4 жыл бұрын

Racist

@ieatcrayons7314

4 жыл бұрын

Did you know that Kevin is part of KKK

@cooldude8806

4 жыл бұрын

Timoti Reti yeah, Kall Ke Kevin

3:34 "How could a guy with an axe defeat a god?" Baldur, 2018

@ApeXXgames

4 жыл бұрын

oh

Day 39 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.

Day 16 of asking Kevin to Bring Back Baking Bad with RT

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

That Wide Unit More like Bore Ragnarok

@idontlikelasagne7211

5 жыл бұрын

Epic

@todayiamlena5012

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@starlight1691

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god please, I'll pay via soul 😭

@frankofthefilth295

5 жыл бұрын

u go girl

0:35 I remember that intro, it was probably one of the first videos that got recommended to me, I knew instantly i was at home

"I've played this game before but you probably don't remember it" I remember you demanding that someone talk to the sink, don't test me boiyo

Ahhhhhhh 2 to the 4, 5 to the 6, I'll have my soda with extra dip

@alexpooper112pooper9

5 жыл бұрын

that the way i do it

Military: How do we win this war? Kevin: Launch the land longships at them Military: This is why you're Commander, you bloody legend

Oh God, that intro. What a time on the Call Me Kevin channel.

@harishyqchy

5 жыл бұрын

Matt i remember that intro, was an interesting time

5:45 can't stop laughing at the violence of that headbutt, he really threw his whole body into it

A band with 142 members? I think that's the Wu-Tang Clan.

Congrats on the success of your channel I love your videos and watch it all the time

You are literally my favourite KZreadr.. I love how you greet us all with a smile ahhhhhhh Ok imma leave now have a great day

Jim Pickers gets eaten by mother plant. All his family mourns Grim Reaper sits there writing a book not caring.

@mqfii8992

5 жыл бұрын

It’s the Grim Reaper, it’s the one that deals with death the same way you deal with you deal with the groceries list... But I'm pretty sure it had some sort of influence In Jim's death.

Day 17 of asking Kevin to bring back the kids.

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin took the kids? Wrong K name

@MarcD627

5 жыл бұрын

Dang RT took the kids again

@unfortunately_fortunate2000

5 жыл бұрын

*we didn't deserve them* *he @*Gasped loudly* ahhh ahhhhhhh! see what I did there, folks?!?

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator but Kevin brings back the memories with little Kevin.

Kevin: “HOW DOES A GUY WITH AN AXE KILL A GOD?!” -*Kratos has entered the chat*-

Thank you for helping me through a hard time of my life, your videos always make me smile and let me forget my porblems for a second thank you - A random person from the internet

Day 56 of asking Kevin to play The Emperors New Groove.

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Epic

@QgHs

5 жыл бұрын

(#_#)

@todayiamlena5012

5 жыл бұрын

The most legendary brother ever.

Day 15 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

I actually love the old intro. Absolute genius

The fact that he is able to talk so happily even when it comes to the accident is just amazing.

7:00 I need to know how that ends!!!!!!!

When Zeus is nervous, you know you’re in trouble. Thank you, Kevin, 1,882,034 subscribers KZreadr; very cool!

I think this was the first video that proves Kevin truly is a military genius

That intro text was epic.

Kevin, you may reminisce about your old TABS video, but here I am reminiscing of you making a mob grinder in Skyblock, and me using that same mob grinder in basically every survival map I've had since then, even after it stopped working. :3 I miss the old channel. :( "Why are you rearranging the chests!?~" "... I'm Jim Pickens! *flees*" Classic.

Day 154 of regretting the day the first person decided to make one of these comments.

@thehorsefromhorsinaround5427

5 жыл бұрын

You're doing the Gods work

@mmaantj

5 жыл бұрын

Wolfish bring back baking bad tho

12:59 It's called middle school beginning band

5:02 I love these IRA references

Hey kevin maybe you should finish your gameplay of resident evil 7

@tylerphillips5780

5 жыл бұрын

more like bore:ragnorok

@drpepper2338

5 жыл бұрын

i was just thinking that today. kevin pls lol

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe

@BIGMAN-dj9yg

5 жыл бұрын

Stream it

Totally Accurate but Kevin is the only one who is accurate.

Kevin is a military genius.

This is where Kevin's prowess as a military genius came from with boats.

“WHO WOULDVE THUNK IT” - Call Me Kevin 2019

what do you mean it's not accurate? this is the peak of war simulation tech.

"How could a guy with an axe beat a god!" Well have you met Kratos?

Kevin I'm trying to re-establish communism and the army wouldn't be able to succed without your area of expertise as a commander.

I remember that old intro 😭

I think KZread is broken it says 9 dislikes instead of 0 Sheeeeeet even more dislikes KZread is so broken I even deleted it and re-download it

@thomashofman6605

5 жыл бұрын

oh no,an hacker is on the loose;95 dislikes!

@syiniydethepotatoe9486

5 жыл бұрын

yeah me too, 113 dislikes, so wierd

@panic8085

5 жыл бұрын

148 dislikes? *THAT'S ILLEGAL*

KEVO: The full version came out recently and you've got to come back to this game!

4 years later....Young Kevin talking about even youngner kevin. Military superbabies: baby geniuses 2.

Day 56 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. Hey guys, so what are your favorite parts about being Korean? Just wondering. Mona Beansa, another day without you, my comrade. It would be day 105 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad. You could make the Breadsticks? Violet really wants to see you baking them in tribute to Dear Leader.

@idontlikelasagne7211

5 жыл бұрын

Legendary

@dotsinki1096

5 жыл бұрын

My god should he bring back comedy night that was the best

Kevin, could you play Legoland. its a game about making a Legoland. it is kinda like roller coaster tycoon, but Lego. it was made in the year 2000.

@gorshreed3644

5 жыл бұрын

Spiderman 2000 was made back then, and remember how that turned out?

@mmaantj

5 жыл бұрын

Peppern Warming sounds like the perfect game

You look so happy in this video ! It cheered me up so much

Look at the eyes of the Mammoth at 14:10. It's thinking: "oh, no! Kevin again"

How would a guy with an axe beat a god?? *Kratos cries in Leviathan*

@Paul-xw3wt

5 жыл бұрын

By killing the god with an axe

Play ratatouille on the ps2 thank u bringing this back why is litterally hitler in ur recommendation

You are one of the few youtubers that have been entertaining from the early days, I love you and your videos.

“There surrendering, go for them all” -german officer in France 1940

@mariuszpudzianowski1743

4 жыл бұрын

Well France didn't surrender after 2 days like *some* countries.

@AmericanCaesarian

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariuszpudzianowski1743 They surrendered in six weeks to an outnumbered and outgunned German army.

That first ship-throwing was priceless. :'D Gonna go rewatch that old video now.

Best video ever 10 out of 10 would watch again

I 100% remember the original one of these! I'm glad to see you coming back to it!

Ah yes coming back to Kevins older video to appreciate how he always was a Military Genius ;)

No way! Only a tactical genius could defeat this army by throwing boats at- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!

Day 16 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad with RT

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *_This seems oddly familiar_*

@corrincorrin3055

5 жыл бұрын

Lolol that’s the point I saw the message and I agreed so I wanted to spread it! I hope everyone comments it 😂😂

@corrincorrin3055

5 жыл бұрын

JackBudi 😂😂

"I'm better than anyone, ever." - Best Kevin Quote of 2019

Ironically I just watched the original Totally accurate battle simulator video, and was really hoping to find more. This is a sign from the gods!

Is tabs totally accurate? Tabs- yes but no

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Yes *_but I only write yes_*

Day #46 of asking Kevin to play Doctor Who The Eternity Clock

@idontlikelasagne7211

5 жыл бұрын

Epic

@beans9931

5 жыл бұрын

I salute you

@todayiamlena5012

5 жыл бұрын

Epic as well

You are a mililitary genius

been waiting for Kevin to play this game, seems pretty up his alley

Last time I was this early .... Wait I've never been that early

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve been this early But I don’t have a thing to say besides that so laugh

Day 1 of asking kevin to play games

We need more of this!

I swear to god, I always get excited when Kevin start his streams, I don’t care if I have to wake up at 4 am (AEST), his streams are always fun to watch than other streamers!