Unless you want to be locked up in my prison too then get the Total Lockdown bundle here: play.prisonarchitect.com/CallMeKevin

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@hagrid3348

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin it's me

@beegod255

3 жыл бұрын

I would like to be locked up

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@beegod255 kinky

@ThisUpdateSucksYoutube

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Kevin hope you're doing well and have a good day!

“I’m also going to build a chapel in the hopes that God will step in, and a few snipers in case God is busy” God is gunna 360 no scope the prisoners

@THWhite-ip3uq

3 жыл бұрын

@chill @ fake

@rapunzel9849

3 жыл бұрын

@@THWhite-ip3uq report them for spam

@paulbrown1601

3 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite quote from him yet.

@DivineCocunut

3 жыл бұрын

God should be on Machinima

@scottnomore9489

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulbrown1601 sniper be like: "God is always busy. So am I."

Legit, this entire playthrough could be made into an actual movie. One about a Warden getting so out of control with his authority and power that even his own officers turn against him and toss him into the middle of his own intvented Hell. But as time passes, the ex-Warden's suffering creates a change in him. He becomes stronger, more violent, even more cunning than he was as a Warden, and eventually earns the respect of the prisoners and recruits his own gang in order to escape the Hell of his own design.

@RustyNips

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing it's just perfect

@runratchetrun

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds a lot like the 2nd season forward of a series called Wentworth with a similar plot

@heyheyheywhat5216

3 жыл бұрын

yo someone notify me when this becomes an actual movie

@CloudyMason

3 жыл бұрын

I'd watch it

@georjiep4338

2 жыл бұрын

*Stephen Spielberg wants to know your location*

" I built a prison so bad I was locked up" When the day comes when Kevin finally gets put into prison the NPC victims can be finally happy

@yeaman8111

3 жыл бұрын

@chill @ report you? K

@Dragon_memer

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeaman8111 so what happened here?

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dragon_memer I know I'm not them, but one of those bots linked their usual unrelated religious thing. I think the pink guy is trying to pretend to be the real one, so the bots can get reported.

@otterboysworkshop7024

3 жыл бұрын

Praise our lord and savior Jim Pickens

@Dragon_memer

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON oh ok

“We’re sick and tired of being sick and tired” is honestly one of the best things I have heard

@kamilahmaudsley964

3 жыл бұрын

It's a famous quote from a civil rights activist, Fannie Lou Hamer

@Thecargoesvroom

3 жыл бұрын

Go to a twelve step (AA) meeting and you'll hear it EVERY time.

@shannashinkick6885

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thecargoesvroom I was. Just gonna say that... Or type that. Lol

@pendejo6452

2 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is the best thing I've ever seen

@rosalierowan

2 жыл бұрын

It instantly reminded me of the song Sick and tired by Anastacia

"I built a prision so cruel, they locked me up in it" This is "the tables have turned" saying in a nutshell

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

oh how the turn tables

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Oh how the selbat nrut

@CalifornianCuttlefish

3 жыл бұрын

Yes it is

@yeaman8111

3 жыл бұрын

@chill @ faker

@yeaman8111

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON report my fake

"few snipers just in case God is busy" Most American thing i have heard from Irish

@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470

3 жыл бұрын

@Cesar Halén Few by American standards

@spelcheak

3 жыл бұрын

"the God"?

@user-wn5gj8em1g

3 жыл бұрын

@@spelcheak thanks, not native speaker

@alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108

3 жыл бұрын

@Cesar Halén Only when we find a way to make infinite snipers.

Kevin makes a “proper” prison but has no water or electricity

@SpaceMissile

3 жыл бұрын

_oh. My. Goodness._ that was triggering me so hard. I'm like _"kevinnnn please! You know how to play this game and you said you were going to make it nice!"_

@Shevlander

3 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? They have a whole _Two_ hedge mazes; That’s the height of luxury.

@callmejimpickens5558

3 жыл бұрын

@@SpaceMissile who needs water and electricity when you have the *LUXURIOUS* hedge maze!

@caralho5237

3 жыл бұрын

Just bring a flashlight in your prison pocket

@manologamerss5801

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpaceMissile That's a wrongful assumption, he never _actually_ made a proper prison so he doesn't know how to _actually_ play the game. None of his prisons have power, because he has no idea how power works. Same thing for water. This prison wasnt very luxurious, besides a hedge maze (not even a big one) and computers and TVs which couldn't function because of having no electricity, there is really nothing beyond average, and that's not taking into account that there is no power or water.

"I'm also going to build a chapel, in the hopes that god might step in. And a few snipers, just in case god is busy." How thoughtful, Kevin. :)

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on the heart

@prozayk5908

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON tru

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

Princef Taanx! I forget which content creator “made” her but hello

@sorrowfulxsoul

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB Game Grumps! :)

We welcome our prison overlord Warden Chaotic Kevin.

@yeaman8111

3 жыл бұрын

@chill @ fake, reported for impersonation

@laciemarie8057

3 жыл бұрын

We thank him

@carlyjoyce2871

3 жыл бұрын

yo keep it down, if Jim hears its over for all of us

@THWhite-ip3uq

3 жыл бұрын

@keep rollin faker

@otterboysworkshop7024

3 жыл бұрын

You Sinner only jim Pickens our dear lord and savior may be praised

"Why are they trying to escape this heaven!" - Jim Pickens to his basement 'friends'

Even when Kevin's the warden, he's a criminal.

@johnsmith-iv8ul

3 жыл бұрын

Actually he not that far from the truth

Kevin: For once Im going to build a nice little prison. Not less than 10 minutes later: I'm escaping my own hellhole prison with my squad while murdering guards

I love how, even when Kevin tries to provide "luxury" amenities, the prison instantly just riots. Even when Kevin tries to hide his intentions, there's a gut feeling they have that there's a basement in their future.

There is a game on Steam called "Honey, I joined a Cult". I would love Kevin to play that because.. you know.. the cult, of course. As always, I love your videos and streams, they make me laugh so often.

@texasforever6950

3 жыл бұрын

Just do the “day 1 of asking Kevin to play ____”. It seems to work 😂

@TheFeltmeister

3 жыл бұрын

@@texasforever6950 sir it took me 4 years of that asking for gmod rp to finally give it up only for him to start gta rp again so i mean i guess your right but 😂

@cowboyanxiety

3 жыл бұрын

What cult? this is definitely NOT a cult. absolutely 0% cult activity here. now please put your ritual robe back on, fellow cult-- uh, club member.

@texasforever6950

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheFeltmeister I meeeaaaan, chaining it with other people is always fun

@rydekk-4644

2 жыл бұрын

Its your lucky day

"We're sick and tired of being sick and tired" and "I'll build a chapel in hopes that god might step in. And a few snipers, just in case God is busy" are honestly such good lines XD

When people say we need prison reform, I don't think this is what they mean.

@THWhite-ip3uq

3 жыл бұрын

@chill @ groomers self promote, leave your comment up because I'm right

@rapunzel9849

3 жыл бұрын

@@THWhite-ip3uq it's still up

@callmeturg

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭

@Mr-Green0

3 жыл бұрын

Reform? Is this a prison or rehab?

@Predator20357

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mr-Green0 since we have deaths and escapes, it’s a prison I’m sure

“I don’t understand why you’re all killing each other” Really hard to tell, who knows, I guess they’re just selfish and don’t understand how lucky they are

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

You got that right

@THWhite-ip3uq

3 жыл бұрын

@chill @ groomers self promote

@renatagianotti

2 жыл бұрын

@@THWhite-ip3uq What did he said?

You would think that after all this years of playing prisson architect Kevin already knows how to stop receiving new prisoners... and you would be wrong

@SpaceMissile

3 жыл бұрын

Or friggin power and water 🤦‍♂️

@sapphireblue4031

3 жыл бұрын

If you came here looking for someone playing the game properly, you're wrong. But also you won't be able to escape anymore as now you're locked in the Dear Leader Jim Pickens' basement

@manologamerss5801

2 жыл бұрын

There is literally and extra that is meant to be challenging that doesn't allow you stop it, and Kevin, not for challenge, but due to incompetence, essentially has it on at all times.

I was losing it when Kevin got locked up and then started getting treated worse than the others lmao

“And a few snipers, just in case god is busy.” -CallMeKevin 2021

@LynnAgain83

3 жыл бұрын

I'm absolutely getting that crochet on a pillow.

Let's reflect on the fact that he never got to build the 'bad' prison.

@jd_kreeper2799

2 жыл бұрын

The "good" prison was already too bad

@manologamerss5801

2 жыл бұрын

@@jd_kreeper2799 The "bad" prison was filled with "solitary" cells where you can get away from all the screaming and death and just get to have a nice chat with nearby prisoners (Because those weren't solitary cells doors and guards rarely go there.

The crime rate has been lowered by 100%, purely due to fear of ending up in Kevin's prison

Callmekevin, the only channel where asking, “can janitors clean up bodies” is a completely normal question.

Kevin: "I'm gonna make a luxury prison for my prisoners!" Also Kevin: *supplies his prisoners with every amenity he can....except for power and water and doesn't hire any staff, then wonders why they're rioting/escaping* Oh Kevin.....

Kevin: Builds a “proper prison” *gets locked up in his own prison* Kevin: why do I hear boss music

Love how Kevin destroyed his own prison in like 5 minutes

"I built a prison so cruel, they locked me up in it" they probably saw his sims videos

@THWhite-ip3uq

3 жыл бұрын

@chill @ that's a link to a groomers channel

@rapunzel9849

3 жыл бұрын

@@THWhite-ip3uq it is, so we should report both channels

Death row prison cells? Dinner AND a show? God, those prisoners don’t understand how lucky they are!

@yeaman8111

3 жыл бұрын

Report my fake

Kevin's not locked in there with them. _They're_ locked in there with _Kevin._

kevin basically starting the game with “We spaReD no ExpEnsE”, makes me think there will be lots of death included

I had no clue my cousin created a prison, neglected and murdered the prisoners, and was sentenced to to HIS very own prison! Makes sense, evil runs in the family.

@semisolidsnake7103

3 жыл бұрын

What

@dysonburt3309

3 жыл бұрын

@@semisolidsnake7103 his last name is razo same name as Kevin's avatar in the escape sequence

If only Kevin knew my heart was a prisoner in his cell.

@jimmyfallon7789

3 жыл бұрын

now this, this is deep

@hagrid3348

3 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

@jimmyfallon7789

3 жыл бұрын

@@hagrid3348 sorry, won’t happen again.

@hagrid3348

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyfallon7789 subscribe to hagrid

@jimmyfallon7789

3 жыл бұрын

@@hagrid3348 okay😖

If he treats some of his sims as prisoners I wonder what he'll treat actual prisoners.

"I built a prison so cruel, they locked me up in it" Finally you're paying for your crimes Kevin

@rapunzel9849

3 жыл бұрын

@chill @ forcing religion is illegal

@Shrektopuz

2 жыл бұрын

@@rapunzel9849 Only in the messed up country otherwise known as USA

@rapunzel9849

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shrektopuz no, everywhere.

I like how Kevin kicked out from the gang the one guy that stayed behind to hold off a horde of guards while everyone else escapes.

@manologamerss5801

2 жыл бұрын

Even thought he originally came back for him, everyone else escaped, not sure why the second time he actually was angry at jim

Kevin abusing the failings of his own prison from inside was masterful

Prisoners: "We need food, water, electricity and beds!!" Kevin: "Best I can do is another hedge maze!"

Kevin: I’m going to recruit Pearce Me: Uuuhhhh…..

Kevin: we are sick and tierd of being sick and tired Other Prisoner: Didnt you build this place Kevin:That doesn't matter

"This is the peaceful land we'll turn into a hellhole." - The British when colonizing anything

My new favorite thing Kevin has said is “Build a chapel for god to step in and hire snipers in case god is busy”

You gotta go to your own prison more often that was a great time wit the lads

hey kev!! i jus wanted to say thank u for the content u make. i know i speak for the majority of peeps when i say that we appreciate u a lot. u bring a ray of light into ppls lives and that’s absolutely amazing!! we all appreciate u, keep doing u :)

12:51 Love how Kevin is casually destroying the prison with the guards just walking about him

Prisoners need power, water, space, supplies, and better rights. Kevin: "They'll be another hedge maze in it for you."

The first time that Kevin *actually* tries to make a good place where NPCs can *actually* be happy, and the prison becomes so bad that Kevin’s arrested.

Kevin was just replicating Jim's basement.

8:32 "What are Trish and Gullidge doing?" They're making the best out of your prison, Kevin.

Both "were sick and tired of being sick and tired" and "i'll build a chapel in hopes that god will step in, and a few snipers just in case good is busy" are such good quotes

I would love to see a whole video dedicated to the escape mode, maybe like making the most ridiculous prison that you can and seeing if you can escape?

@areezlakhani3142

3 жыл бұрын

Or RT and Kevin exchange hellhole prisons and try to escape from them

When I clicked this video I thought he’d be playing the escape mode. I had no idea that you could be locked up in your own prison. Leave it to Kevin I guess 💀💀💀

I actually love pierce Who has never been included in anything and has always been left out and when they’re like “hey wanna break out of a prison” he’s like “oh yes I do”and he is just such a cool wildcard I admire him lol Cause I’ve always been left out

Man who builds a cruel (and unusual) prison then gets sentenced to become an inmate of that prison and then joins forces with all of the other inmates, his former victims, in an attempt to break free... Ngl if this were a movie, I'd watch the heck out of it

"I'm also going to build a chapel in the hopes that God might step in... and a few snipers in case God is busy." -Sun Tzu, Art of Bore

177 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

@armitapj

3 жыл бұрын

This needs to be on top!

@rapunzel9849

3 жыл бұрын

Dislike links

@hagrid3348

3 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

@hagrid3348

3 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

@Alecexo

3 жыл бұрын

@@hagrid3348 wtf

Everyone’s talking about ‘we’re sick and tired of being sick and tired’ and ‘I’ll build a chapel in case God wants to step in, and hire a few snipers in case God is busy, which are both GREAT lines, but NOBODY is talking about ‘I think God called in sick he just never showed up’, absolute hell of a line!

"Step 8 Frost! Freedom!" "For you Razo, not for me!"

This can't be chaotic enough, i was there at the unboxing stream.

@rapunzel9849

3 жыл бұрын

@keep rollin fake, reported for impersonation

"I'm building a chapel, in the hope that God will step in! And hiring a few snipers, in case God is busy..." THERE'S the content we subscribe for! 😂😂😂

I’m just imagining an ex-prison head running around breaking random furniture and utilities while and army of guards chase him

Lmao, it actually was funny to watch Kevin escape his own prison

Love how Kevin can't do or build anything positively and destroyed his prison in like 6 minutes

I believe this is the finest establishment of Her Majesty’s Prison service.

I LOVE WHEN KEVIN PLAYS PRISON ARCHITECT! IT'S ONE OF MY FAVOURITE GAMES!

Imagine you're in prison, things can't get any worse, then Kevin walks in.

*kills a bunch of people, make multiple prisoners escape* "That was pretty sweet"

I love how kevins way of being nice is to be TOO nice to the point it circles back to chaos

Can I just say how much I loved the zoom in choice of the potatoes for the start of this video?

Kevin tried to do something nice; it still went wrong

"This is a peaceful land we're going to turn into a hellhole" - European settlers circa 1492

@idiotidiot5821

3 жыл бұрын

I mean people's heads were being lopped off to please a Sun God but sure peaceful.

@spartan2867

3 жыл бұрын

Idiot Idiot But only in certain empires and tribes

@silencedmaxim5889

3 жыл бұрын

Only certain empires and tribes... Territory is captured through bloody war between native americans, but only certain empires and tribes. You know, the ones who live long enough to have their tribes known through history instead of destroyed before settlers even arrive. You know, only certain empires and tribes.

Let’s be honest, if Kevin gets sent away to prison, there is an army of chaos and bloodlust waiting to tear down the walls of his cell

The twist with Kevin having to escape his own prison was great 😂

When Kevin's Heaven does go quite as planned... He actually tried this time to make them happy, lol. But he's done terrible things so often that he can't do anything else!

So Kevin kept a copy for himself after the hot tub stream I see

@rapunzel9849

3 жыл бұрын

Dislike links

@hagrid3348

3 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

@FrenchFries2

3 жыл бұрын

@@rapunzel9849 why not just report the links, disliking them does very little, also you mean dislike there comments or there videos?

@THWhite-ip3uq

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrenchFries2 both.

This was awesome! Great vid Kevin!

Kevin: Okay, a nice luxury prison Also Kevin: *buys snipers, sets to freefire in all sectors*

A prison riot starts. Kevin hires Village People to deal with it.

"I want to make a nice prison like a resort If you do something wrong you'll be sent to the *P I T O F D E P R E S S I O N* Which is located in the back 😃"

@manologamerss5801

2 жыл бұрын

If you do one thing wrong... And Kevin sees it because he has not idea how to alter punishments he's just doing it manually... You get sent to the nicest spot in the prison where you can actually have some peace.

The dear leader got to Kevin too I see. Next thing you know he’ll be being forced to make paintings for a living too!

Kevin would definitely end crime if he created all prisons irl

11:59 Comrie has the right attitude!

"they have computers" But they can't use them because Kevin turned them to the wall, not towards the chair. Evil. Thoughtful, but evil.

Kevin's prison is literally what would happen if The Purge was on all the time

This video sums up my prison architect experience its just SO GOD DAMN HARD they always end up overcrowded and dirty and i cant even execute when im overcrowded…

Loved the video. Thanks for your content!

Ah yes, the pit of depression. I know it well

Kevin I haven’t been here in a while so it’s nice to see you’re still being cruel to people 😀

This was actually so good please do more

Please do more videos like this i haven't laughed this hard in a long while

Ah yes Kevin brought communism to a prison, and imprisoned himself for his cult beliefs

@THWhite-ip3uq

3 жыл бұрын

Dislike links

@hagrid3348

3 жыл бұрын

Hagrid

"It seems so much crueler now that I'm the one being punished."

"And a few snipers. Just in case God is busy." I want this on a t-shirt so badly

Fantastic episode, thanks Kevin.

Day 19 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey.

@rapunzel9849

3 жыл бұрын

@keep rollin fakes link random garbage

@twat9192

3 жыл бұрын

@keep rollin dude why

@williamsheets1280

3 жыл бұрын

Day 1 of me supporting this comment

@kalinaszek

3 жыл бұрын

At this point I think he should make "girls games" marathon on one streem

@sonyspam5512

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, Kevin please

Day 96 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

This was honestly a great video. We got both sides of the same prison, it was wonderful.

I was just looking into getting this game, thank you so much for making a video, I'm honestly getting super into it without owning it yet! great vid btw

Day 24 of telling Kevin that my friend said and I quote "Kevin is boring and he probably smells like cheese, but like not in a bad way ya know" and after some further thought I think Kevin would smell like cheese.

@Carla-wk3mz

3 жыл бұрын

I don't agree with the "boring" part but the cheese part kinda seems accurate

@renakumu8910

3 жыл бұрын

What kind of cheese? Provolone? Parm? Swiss? Goat?

@half_los3r_half_god

3 жыл бұрын

@@renakumu8910 She said Swiss lol

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

This just makes me think of Charlie from Its Always Sunny and i suddenly realized they have the same chaotic energy. ain't nothing wrong with a good ol' cheese boy

@half_los3r_half_god

3 жыл бұрын

@@Carla-wk3mz she waited until she had left my house to tell me that cuz she didn't want to hurt my feelings

2:05 Wait, how _did_ he die from dangerous driving in prison? Did he die on the way there? Please explain

@carpecaseus5263

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't. That was his criminal charge. Its what he went to prison for. "Death by dangerous driving" is just what the game calls vehicular manslaughter.