With Kevin's luck, he'd go to prison as a prisoner and end up as the warden before the end of his first day.

@Thenoobestgirl

3 жыл бұрын

It won't be luck, it would be his special talent of getting other people do things for him by talking to them alone.

@hellowkyaa

3 жыл бұрын

@WaterMallin WaterBallin uh

@hellowkyaa

3 жыл бұрын

congrats on heart

@adamtobroxen3709

3 жыл бұрын

He would go to the wardens office and Jim Pickens would be waiting.

@aHat69

3 жыл бұрын

it's the luck of the irish, lads!

Someone needs to make a Kevin Simulator so Kevin can play it.

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my goshhh, how do we arrange this? Where are the game developers? Can we pay them? Start a petition!

@expectedturbulence8475

3 жыл бұрын

Yes please!

@Carla-wk3mz

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds so interesting. Simulator of playing simulators (and among us ofc)

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

@@Carla-wk3mz it makes me want to learn how to code just to make it haha

@TheDevilsMishap

3 жыл бұрын

He’d lose at it and hate himself more.

How does Kevin manage to be the nicest person on KZread while at the same time being a complete psychopath

@tiazoh

3 жыл бұрын

BRUH SO TRUE

@irisbreslin1535

3 жыл бұрын

I dont even know but you are completely right

@Catjamfan

3 жыл бұрын

Cause only truly nice people are aware of bad people. (And hence know how it looks like to turn it up to 100%) Bad people are common and most just see them as "normal".

@nikkiesona

3 жыл бұрын

And the fact that he started such a wholesome community by playing video games as a psychopath.

@vomitbowl

3 жыл бұрын

the duality of man

My biggest fear is waking up as one of Kevin's characters or even worse, one of the side characters.

@clown8444

3 жыл бұрын

Oh nooo

@AspiringCrybaby2018

3 жыл бұрын

I have a new worst fear.

@vn9574

3 жыл бұрын

@@AspiringCrybaby2018 spill it

@cheeseisherelive753

3 жыл бұрын

Who knows, you could be one of his side characters who eventually becomes one of the biggest parts of his brand 🤔

@descookie3973

3 жыл бұрын

@Burning Elmo the destroyer of lands yup, I thought @let'sgameitout was the phycopath of youtube but when I found Kevin..

“putting me in charge of a prison was a terrible idea” isn’t that literally every single sims video??

@marinapfeifer1811

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@FemkjeMW

3 жыл бұрын

But that's a great idea

“I’m gonna make you my prisoner” -CallMeKevin 2020

@FruityCottonCandy

3 жыл бұрын

Oh come on, we all know that was Jim Pickens' mask slipping...

@marinapfeifer1811

3 жыл бұрын

I'm OK with this

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@FruityCottonCandy hello, fellow person!

@nicolekomenda2134

3 жыл бұрын

Yes daddy ! Lol

@Shyxnne

3 жыл бұрын

Say less

Kevin : beating up the prisoners. The prisoners : *MiCkEy MoUsE's NoIsEs*

@mickey4697

3 жыл бұрын

Okay, that is not how I sound!

@luckyduchesse8924

3 жыл бұрын

@@mickey4697 Well...I think we are at least 70 to think that you sound like that, based on the likes 😂

@mickey4697

3 жыл бұрын

@@luckyduchesse8924 it is painful to think that people think I sound like that...

@uselessfact3000

2 жыл бұрын

@@mickey4697 wut

Me: “Can we have Stanford Prison Experiment?” Mom: “We have Stanford Prison Experiment at home.” Stanford Prison Experiment at home:

@ZorroTomas94

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@justin2308

2 жыл бұрын

Pro: It’s ideally better because there’s only one abusive guard. Con: That one guard is Kevin.

The prison choir will win every Grammy.

@knocks9324

3 жыл бұрын

first

@FemkjeMW

3 жыл бұрын

More like granny

@westonrichardson7117

3 жыл бұрын

Pepepopo will grant them grammy's

@maenad1231

2 жыл бұрын

@@FemkjeMW …huh?

If Kevin was in charge of a prison, every prisoner would behave so they can get out of there.

@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461

3 жыл бұрын

Bro You're every where

@musicproductions1760

3 жыл бұрын

oh yeah 100%

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 if you see him everywhere, aren't you everywhere too?

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON dun dun dunnnn

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@anniedangerface Ms. ND, how are you?

"He's fecking screaming at me like Pingu or some shit" 😂😂😂

@bullypopful

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly one of the best quotes I've ever heard

@gabrielv.4358

5 ай бұрын

rolmfao

I love how Hufflepuff had a discount House Baratheon Banner

Kevin: “He’s fecking screaming at me like Pingu!” Me to myself : *noot noot*

@rapogirl1391

3 жыл бұрын

Noot noot!

@wantingchair8253

3 жыл бұрын

noot noot!

@gandalfthegrey7135

3 жыл бұрын

*noot noot*

@dudesouls

3 жыл бұрын

𝓝𝓞𝓞𝓣 𝓝𝓞𝓞𝓣

@sodium7127

3 жыл бұрын

noot noot

Prisoner: awebluh amuhq Kevin: *Yes I would like money!*

Kevin: tasing the new prisoner The new prisoner: NOOT NOOT

Character: Harmless Crime: Rape Hmmm...no, I don’t think that’s right. There’s a murderer that’s harmless too, what?

@lemonhoarder3054

3 жыл бұрын

Rapist was a child rapist, murderer was a child murderer. Problem solved, they're absolutely harmless.

@swirls5000

3 жыл бұрын

I see Mini Ladd is in this prison.

@AnAverageNerd

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemonhoarder3054 I don't think you know what a child rapist is

@ruth021

2 жыл бұрын

@@lemonhoarder3054 i dont think child rapists are what you think they are 😃

@lemonhoarder3054

2 жыл бұрын

@@ruth021 Child rapists are pathetic wastes of space who often get killed in prison for being lower than pond scum. Harmless, so they prey on those who can't defend themselves.

cop: "you're under arrest!" Kevin: "they launched the VR version! Hurray!"

"Putting me in charge of prison was a horrible idea" Correction: Kevin is just roleplaying as the average prison warden

@randomperson3526

3 жыл бұрын

Wait it’s you

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting for the prison riot.

@randomperson3526

3 жыл бұрын

It’s Justin.Y

@nokachi3339

3 жыл бұрын

Why'd you get here?

@matthewbajus5102

3 жыл бұрын

Dang u are hella early too

Kevin: "who else hates call me Kevin?" *stops to address audience* "not you guys" Also Kevin: has a fan base that adores him, him playing games, him singing, him making friends in game...

"He's cowering from the fire extinguisher, trying to punch me and is saying 'My ass is itchy' all at the same time" - Kevin

Game: allows character customization Kevin: instant like

@JargonMadjin

3 жыл бұрын

Any game with character customization is god tier to me

the fact that my roommate walked in the minute Kevin smacked on his headphones and made that "oOOoOoof" noise smh

@notdrunkjustdrifting5103

3 жыл бұрын

Last week you made Simon watch Trump shaving Vince McMahon';s head at WrestleMania 23 but what do you want him to review this week on Retro Ups And Downs? See last weeks episode here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y52gpdimksaZpc4.html

For some inexplicable reason, I didn't expect Kevin to be so abusive to his-.. the prisoners.

"He kinda looks like me. Ohh and he's in a prison for murder, that's fitting." Me: *wait... what*

Kevin: “put simulation in front of anything and I’ll play it” Graystillplays: “ah another man of culture”

@lyzzee6143

3 жыл бұрын

m favorite comment! i thought the SAME thing!

@theeagle4463

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, a man of culture

@jackhazardous4008

2 жыл бұрын

These simulator games are weirdly hypnotic. Like roblox tycoon games

Kevin must have severe ear damage after all those "oof's

“Character: Harmless, Crime: Rape” HMMM

"Maybe if I treat the prisoners badly enough they will lock me up too" Kevin thats not how american prisons work, you can do whatever you want as guard

I was just playing Prison Architect earlier. Such a weird coincidence.

@afroboy8827

3 жыл бұрын

It’s so fun

@lesigh3410

3 жыл бұрын

@WaterMallin WaterBallin did he now?

The only good thing that would come out of Kevin running a prison would be that there would be 100% reform from trauma

@gandalfthegrey7135

3 жыл бұрын

Helping the economy by creating jobs for psychotherapists Good lad this Kevin

kevin is the only youtuber that makes me forget about my problems and help me have a good time and see the good in life. i’m going through a hell of a rough time rn and kevin really really helps me and it’s just his energy and stuff that helps me distract from all the crap things in life. thank you everyone who read this far, and of course Callmekevin for helping us all through tough times

@anastasialovesoranges

3 жыл бұрын

I’m kinda late but I hope you’re doing okay

I love how this fell right in line with the stanford prison experiment so perfectly.

Well he is right on one thing.... His name is Kevin

@kate.justkate7320

3 жыл бұрын

Hear me out on this... What if it actually isn’t and he’s been “lion” to us? 🤯😱

Putting in you anything is a huge mistake at this point XD

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

OwO

@allucid4083

3 жыл бұрын

I can take that in very sexual context y'know?

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@allucid4083 don't think too hard about it

@allucid4083

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON loool

@CrAzyM1ner

3 жыл бұрын

i had a little storke trying to read that hahaha

How to impress Kevin in any game: Character Customization

@ok.17092

3 жыл бұрын

Such a simple man

1:28 any reference to "the incident" gets me

Kevin’s laugh after he found out he could make his own prisoner was so precious

@Juli-zs1zk

3 жыл бұрын

I am in love with Kevin.

@Juli-zs1zk

3 жыл бұрын

I know no one cares. But i do

@callmeturg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Juli-zs1zk I am too:) and I care

@autismgaming5311

3 жыл бұрын

Turg turg tuuurrrrggg turg trg turrrrrg turg turg

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

Helloooo turg! how are you?

I swear Kevin has like only 5 shirts, me too

@NoteToLoser

3 жыл бұрын

I personally like his "witch" shirt

The prisoners’ voices are kinda cute, makes me feel especially bad for them that Kevin’s their guard...

The prisoners noises makes this so much better

CallMeKevin Simulator would be a great tho

i want a voice pack containing every oof kevin made while putting the headphones on

me: * escapes the prison * some handsome Irish prison guard: * *pspspspsps* * me: "guess I'm gonna go back"

7:24 kevin just stole from himself

@lo0neyt0ons44

3 жыл бұрын

What movie is your pfp from

@FreeAimDog

3 жыл бұрын

@@lo0neyt0ons44 rooster from the secret life of pets 2

Pretty sure he’s been playing prison simulator in sims for ages

I found Kevin through his TWD series, would love to see him playing the other Telltale games like Batman and Tales From The Borderlands.

@DoveJS

3 жыл бұрын

I'd rather see him play the Sam & Max Telltale games or the Wolf Among Us. :)

@jediobiwan132

3 жыл бұрын

@@DoveJS I never even heard of the Sam & Max Telltales games, they look interesting. And Wolf Among Us is another good one.

@DoveJS

3 жыл бұрын

@@jediobiwan132 Oh man, the only reason I know about them is because I LOVE Sam and Max! I have a raggedy copy of the original graphic novel, played the original S&M Hit the Road game (I'd love to see Kevin play that too but it's super old and even more linear) and I watched the cartoon series too. Good stuff. :D Wolf Among Us would be pretty interesting to watch Kevin play lol... I don't remember most of the options now but I'm curious how it'd go if he just pissed everyone off. I'd like to see him play the Bone Telltale game too but to be fair that one was meh... great comic series though and there are rumblings of a cartoon series/movie in the works (I forget which but animated either way.) Maybe he should try some Nancy Drew games, if he hasn't already? XD

@jediobiwan132

3 жыл бұрын

@@DoveJS @J. Stanley Yeah Sam & Max did seem like an old game when I watched a short clip of it, but sometimes the old classics are still great games today. Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic is one such game I think, Kevin played a little bit of it, but it is a massive game. And yeah, Kevin playing the Wolf Among Us game; he'd be trying to make him turn into a werewolf at every opportunity xD

@DoveJS

3 жыл бұрын

@@jediobiwan132 Yeah, it's still great. I assumed Hit the Road would be hard to find since it came out in 1993 but apparently it's on Steam! Also, Steve Purcell did a few Star Wars crossover comics that are pretty good. :3 That said, it's far more linear than even the Telltale games so Kevin wouldn't have much space for any personal flourishes. True! Werewolf 24/7 and I'm down for that lol. Poor Bigby... poor Toad too. :)

8:56 the boy with the unicorn tattoo… *pepper sprays prisoner* *cuts to an ad*

Character: Harmless, Crime: Murder

The Confession is hilarious if you're into weird, funny games. lol

@gandalfthegrey7135

3 жыл бұрын

Depends on what you mean with "weird, funny games" 😏

I would be really interested in Kevin playing more The Survivalist. I feel like its a very deep game and could be very fun!

@skymelone3536

3 жыл бұрын

Did you watch his stream yesterday? He played it there

@gummibear3457

3 жыл бұрын

I know. The thing i want is another Video.

I can't get enough of his videos, as a fellow irishman its nice to see our people making it in the world and he is really helping me through my depression, thank you Kevin we love you

"I want to make you my prisoner"- Call me Kevin 2020

If Kevin was sent to jail it wouldn’t be surprising if FBI sees all those out of context videos he will definitely get a life sentence

Day 6 of asking Kevin to play SCP Secret Laboratory

@Neverskipwingday

3 жыл бұрын

Yessssssss

@sabastiansynuria2797

3 жыл бұрын

Yessssssssssssss

@ethanstahel4822

3 жыл бұрын

That would be so chaotic ,but he would make so many friends

@alexjakobzgames

3 жыл бұрын

I hate to do this but my mom said I won’t be able to hit 1k subs by Halloween and I’m at 800 plz help

@grindhouseclown5621

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin is an SCP himself

5:26 "I found drugs in the risotto" lives in my head rent free now

0:25 my new notification sound.

That "ooooof" made be burst out laughing at work

Can someone make a *"Call Me Kevin Simulator"* and it starts off with him getting hit by a car driven by no other than *Jim Pickens* with *Turg* riding shotgun?

Kevin: *Makes RTgame in Prison Simulator* Kevin: "Hmm yea looks like me"

This was actually very entertaining! Would love to see more gameplay!

day 47 of asking kevin to play Dora the Explorer: Journey to Purple Planet I stg I thought he did but I looked it up and got nothing so now I ask

@clown8444

3 жыл бұрын

Same😕

3:52 I shouldn't have expected any less lol.

0:57 Character: Harmless Crime: "M U R D E R"

one of the best videos of yours in a while. i couldnt stop cracking up

We need a "Call Me Kevin Simulator"

POV- Your anyone associated with Jim Pickens but not the man himself

@aidenromine1000

3 жыл бұрын

*dead*

Love your videos Kevin! Keep up the good work!!!

This is by far my favorite Callmekevin vid. Plz do more of these

"If there's any birthday money, I'm taking it!" LOL You couldn't predict this stuff if you tried! XD

The best channel I've discovered in 2020, always the best laughs and makes one smile! 😄😊☺️

Whenever I feel bad, I always come to watch Kevin. It keeps my mind off of it, and makes me happier again.

Please make more of these Kevin!

Omg.. I had my speed set to .5 earlier and I couldn't understand why he was talking so slowly

"Today were going to the place i deserve to be sent to- Prison." KEVIN WHAT DID YOU DO

Always keep posting good stuff

I cried with laughter lmao . Brilliant video

places Thanos couldn’t break out of

@yourmatenoel5128

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I have found you once again

@gtankcorsi8018

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourmatenoel5128 you’re like a detective man

@yourmatenoel5128

3 жыл бұрын

@@gtankcorsi8018 lmao

I just wanted to thank you Kevin for helping me thru the hardest times of my life no matter how hard shit gets I always make sure to catch your videos n I thank you for that 💙💚💛🧡❤️💜⛓🙏🏻

Would like to see more of this, one of the best videos in a long time

Kevin, I just wanted to say that you lightened me up in my darkest days and you've made me laugh through depression. You've inspired me and my brother to start a channel one day were we can help people and make people laugh just like you did all of us

Now now Kevin, this just seems like a chance to make even more friends

My favorite video from you in a long time lol hilarious man!

i remember the good ole times when kev would play modded gta iv i used to love those videos

Zimbardo with the Stanford prison experiment be like...

"Today I go to the place I deserve to be sent to..." Me: mental ward? Kevin: "prison" Me: almost (btw this is a joke. I think Kevin is an amazing person ^^)

Mr. Kevin sir... I have to ask for more of this. Its some of the funniest stuff.

This was great, I honestly kind of want more of this.

"Kevin at the movies" made me actually laugh out loud.

Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

💙

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

:)

@clown8444

3 жыл бұрын

@@anniedangerface yup

@ArcanistShion

3 жыл бұрын

Ok you people can stop with these comments, he's done this for a long time.

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArcanistShion And you can stop being disrespectful, but until then, I think he should keep going.

This was really good lmao, need more

we need more of it

Day 1 of Reminding Kevin that he’s my favorite youtuber

Petition for Kevin’s new permanent intro to be 0:52

Games coming out finally on November 4th. Please do more of these videos Kevin this had me rolling

More, more of this kevin, please

This game is amazing keep playing it 😂

The foreboding I feel seeing this title...

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

I sense a riot

@yourbald4205

3 жыл бұрын

I sense mass destruction and death

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@tabi5719 does it make a fiery ring?

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON Im pretty sure it binds by wild desire.

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@anniedangerface just be careful not to fall in the ring of fire

I have also had a rough here and your videos help me so much! You are so freaking funny 😆 love your channel

Love the vid bro!

Aww you missed the setup for "Your Nachos? They're Not-chos now!". haha